/brit/

all westerners should be killed

at QUT having a cheeky pint lads oi oi oi

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chebs

>>72602465
This gimmick has amazing triggering power.

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MEN

OF THE WEST

>>72602509
sod off ladoh

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>This gimmick has amazing triggering power.

>>72602478
ozzies are east so are technically chinks

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab1nJg4RKw0

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>gnu/Linux
>Free software movement

>>72602465
wow, edgy language you're so cool xDDDDD

alri lads?

>>72602550
*hangs my head*

alri...

>>72602548
alri jamal

>>72602532
beady eye were shit

liam is nothing without noel

it's over

FACT

>>72602525
Show me a respectable fat person.

Oh wait, you can't. They don't exist.

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>windows

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>This gimmick has amazing triggering power.

i use windows because it works the way i want it too

>Windows
>Indows
>ndows
>niows
>niors
>niggers

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>it just wekrs

I'm on windows

could still knock any one of you runts out

>>72602525
>>72602548
>>72602596
Case in point, use it wisely lads.

>>72602569
coke zero doesn't have corn syrup and there is nothing wrong with aspartame

>>72602569
>>72602572
>>72602620
>>72602629
>no games

>>72602626
6 months hrt

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>>72602629

is there a bigger sign of a fucking weedling than a linux user?

> before study
> used to care about using open source everything
> used to always use linux
> started studying and working
> life is busy
> use windows all the time
> use "closed source software" all the time because it fucking works and i can focus on study and work shit

really got me THINKING, my lads

>>72602668
t. to dumb for linux

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>>72602647
>deliberately installing a data mining botnet on your computer instead of just getting a PS4

>>72602647
You can get steam on Linux la'

>>72602668
hello brainlet

people hate linux because they are computer illiterate

>>72602567
I know it is over but early Oasis was fucking GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8OipmKFDeM

>>72602700
Linux isn't even difficult to use
since I started using it I don't miss windows at all

>>72602647
wine. and there are games natively for linux like csgo

>>72602685
Open source software is mostly fucking shit

>he fell for the linux meme
Enjoy your botnet.

Used Linux for a few weeks not long ago
Didn't really get the hype

With a bit of fiddling everything works fine but it wasn't better in any way

>>72602723
Wines is fucking garbage and you know it.

>>72602714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU71tDrOjfs

posting superior manc band

oasis were good but they mostly ripped off the beatles just with louder guitars 2bh

>>72602692
consoles are shit

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>playing games

>>72602752
PC is even shitter though

>>>/g/


>>>/g/


>>>/g/


>>>/g/


>>>/g/


there's a really good board for this kind of discussion

FOY
yeah okay

>>72602751
I WANNA BE ADORED

>yeah okay
off you go then

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>>72602776
this is /b/rit mkay?
fucking yank

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>>72602744
apart from the lack of botnet

Really fancy some sugar puffs

>>72602794
le if your not doin anything bad you le have nothing to le worry about

>>72602794
I use chromeos la' not windows 10

>>72602793
Christ, i want to impregnate that thing so bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

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Justice is a really good band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QCBkwmsOk0

really fancy a kiss

>>72602819
which is linux you absolute retard
(still unsafe btw)

>>72602835
*moves in for a kiss*
*pushes you away in disgust*

>>72602846
*sits on your lap*

*braps*

>>72602816
xD

Microshit will sell your personal data to 3rd parties no matter what you are doing. They have adopted the Google business model

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>>72602856

>>72602856
sorry my lap is for cuties only x

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>>72602867

>>72602867
>>72602868
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPPPTTT*

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>>72602883
>>72602885

Sleptwalk last night and pissed on my bedroom floor. Just remembered and spent a good hour disinfecting and cleaning it up.

>>72602883
>>72602896
had QUITE the giggle

>>72602897
I apparently used to do that
I think I at least made it into the bathroom though before pissing on the floor

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>>72602867

>>72602897
>>72602919
need a cute gf that does this

>>72602919
I was drunk, all I remember is stopping half way and getting back into bed

Now my carpet stinks of piss

All these fucking pissy brit boys in this thread

Stay on your piss island

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>>72602955

>>72602843
Saying you're using Linux when you're using chromeos is like saying you're using Linux when you're using Android you fat yank mong

>>72602939
so then you weren't sleepwalking you spastic, you were just paralytic

>>72602955
Piss off

I'm here for a horny pissing session

good to see squidlad is back lads its been a while

>>72602963
you are using linux when using android you dumb fucking tech normie spastic. linux isn't a fucking operating system, it's a kernel

>>72602967
Same difference

All I know is I couldn't control myself and decided to piss in my bedroom instead of the toilet 2 feet away

>This one's called Stella was a Diver and She's Always Down

feeling a testosterone overload
NEED to fuccc ASAP

>>72602974
Who dat?

>>72602991
Ahh yes the dumb nigger turns to semantics to cover up for his ignorance

Any person with a double digit iq wouldn't say they were 'using linux' when they're on an Android device

Go on, double down on your pedantry faggot

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is it bad to skip a funeral because you want to stay home and play videogames

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water is the essence of life

>>72603033
Yes, you should be watching anime instead.

>>72603033
What would Jesus do

>>72603033
Probably
But who am I to say? I'm just some guy sitting on his couch, drinking a protein shake on the other side of the world

>>72603069
spotted the bender

>>72602867
That is a fine arse

>>72602970
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489457321573.webm

>>72602465
>>72602478
Niggers.

>>72603028
>le it's not a widely known thing therefore it isn't true
fucking retard. whether or not you and everyone else who is technology retarded thinks it isn't linux doesn't change the fact that it is.

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>>72602971

>Muhammad is the second-most popular boy's name in the UK
Can't make this up

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/top-baby-boy-names-2016

>>72603073
Probably
But who are you to say? You're just some nerd sitting on his computer, eating shitty crisps on the other side of the world

>>72602637
Fuck off you fucking shill RUNT

>>72603063
umm well videogames does jesus like?

>>72603120
i know a bender when i see one

>>72603098
>>le it's not a widely known thing therefore it isn't true

Absolutely howling you think you're one of the elite super smart few who knows Android is Linux based lmao

The Crux of this is youre a fat nigger who doesn't understand common parlance and has obviously never used chromeos. Run along now faggot, I'm bored of your shite ""arguments""

>>72603119
mainly because muzzies have no imagination and will hivemind naming their children
there's no equivalently universal name in english

>>72603119
It's only because they call literally all their kids Muhammed, even the girls

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>no gf

>>72603135
t. thinks chromeos and android isn't linux
I don't even think you know what linux is considering you probably thought it was an operating system

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Did Hitler like anime?

>>72603143
>even the girls

you just made that up

Anime nonces fuck OFF

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>>72603185
You shall be destroyed

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>>72603180
Yes, he also liked cake.

>>72603180
wtf i hate hitler now

>>72603181
t. Muhammad

>>72603165
I've explained myself multiple times and you still don't get it, you're a dumb nigger who's experience with Linux consists of reading the Wikipedia page

Not gonna waste my time anymore, try actually reading the comment chain if you're confused

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Gas the weebs

>>72603082
this is good sampling material

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Gas the non-animes

>>72603125
Something like Civ

have most of the traits of a psychopath but not all of them

/realNEEThours/ and the anime nonces come out of the woodwork
really makes you think

>▶he uses tiny little meme arrows

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>>72603231
someone lock this guy up

>>72603231
which ones? x

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>>72603234
I woke up early for my morning meditation and exercise.

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waifu

Tried to straighten my hair and a clump of it burned off

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>>72603231

sometimes I fantasise
when the streets are cold and lonely

>>72603234
Ermm mate this is REAL wagey hours

>>72603250
basically all of them except being charming

i also feel empathy in some cases, but usually not

>>72603261
stop posting the same 3 pictures of this bint

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morning normies get out

>>72603209
>I got caught being retarded so I'm just going to run away now
that's fine. and you never once explained why you don't think chromeos or android is linux. just because tech normies don't say they are linux in every day speech? hmmm nice argument
>who's experience with Linux consists of reading the Wikipedia page
big words coming from someone using fucking chromeos, shit tier linux based os. I've been using linux since before you were born by the sound of you

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>>72603280
AZUKI AZUSA

>>72603261
post fanny

imagine if you got a swastika tattoo people would think you were a member of a prison gang and/or insane

but get a hammer and sickle and people just think you're an idiot even though communism killed way more people than national socialism

>>72602771
FOL (fuck off leaf)

To Those who have been on this board for a while,

do you think most people in here should be locked up?

>>72603261
asymmetrical hips

>>72603299
muh 6 quadrillion tho

oh fuck lads all my teeth ar falling out!

>>72603311
anime posters for sure

>>72603318
ill make your face asymmetrical if you insult my waifu again you CUNT

>>72603311
maybe by american psychology standards

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>>72603311
Yeah I'd say so, there's a lot of people here who have a worrying obsession with paedophilia.

>>72603287
See: >>72603209

>>72603338
maisie is over eighteen though

>>72603338
like you anime nonce?

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if anyone insults anime again in this thread.........................imma make columbine look like a fucking joke

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>>72602897
>disinfecting something that's already sterile

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>>72603350
She looks like Quasimodo though.

>>72603359
You should be locked up.

>>72603343
kek that's what I thought. fuck off now you actual retard

nobody should be locked up~

>>72603311
yeah everyone who exactly agrees with all of my opinions should be left alone though

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>>72603367

2hu a shit

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>>72603409
watch it cunt

>>72603409
>>72603426
purge this noncery

stop posting fucking anime you sad freaks

>>72603392
>why you don't think chromeos or android is linux.

This proves you didn't read a single fucking thing I wrote, what's the point in me repeating myself when you didn't listen the first time you fat nigger?

>I've been using linux since before you were born by the sound of you

Cringing at this, I can absolutely guarantee you're about 17. Absolutely reek of an ignorant snotty teenager who thinks he knows it all but hasn't got a fucking clue

Stop embarrassing yourself and fuck off

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>>72603409
>>72603426
oi u cheeky wanker ur comin with me

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Why are all bremaingrets transgender?

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>people are posting things I don't like in the thread
>I know what I'll do, I'll get angry and tell them to stop, that always works!

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>6am

good lads

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>>72603484
state of them

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how do i know if i will like this game

>>72603497
It is shit

>>72603497
ask yourself if your a plen and if the answer is yes then you will not like the game

>>72603497
what you buying this from?

>>72603497
Good game but frustrating

Worth $9 definitely though

Why do women walk home after a night on the piss, crying, carrying their shoes?

>>72603516
https://www.bundlestars.com/en/game/l-a-noire-complete-edition

>>72603517
>frustrating
how? because you get all the cases wrong no matter how hard you try?

>Did you understand the concept of the quiz? Maybe you left a browser tab open and the cat walked across the keyboard? Anyway, you've had a 'mare.
>Your score:8/10
bit harsh

>>72603446
>Any person with a double digit iq wouldn't say they were 'using linux' when they're on an Android device

and seems you are projecting. anyone with a fucking brain wouldn't be proud of using chromeos

Too rainy to walk home with my small umbrella so I'm stuck at the station for a while

>>72603542
Because they hyped up the facial animation clue mechanics which turned out to be shite

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>>72603554
it rains in arsefartia?

>>72603554
Bullshit
How are you on the internet outdoors?

>>72603497
only saving graces of that shite are the facial animations and the realistic portrayal of racism. id say it's worth as much as that.

>>72603554
Just walk outside onto the beach and have some fosters with the mates.

>>72603570
>>72603559
>>72603509
ahh yes the contrarian shut in NEETS are being contrarian shut in NEETS again

>>72603568
Using my backpack desktop of course

strewth mate throw another shrimp on the barbie

>>72603586
I said it's a good game worth buying you tard

just not as good as it could have been

>>72603586
>wahh someone doesn't like my game wahhh
>>>/gaia/

>>72603565
its pretty much the 'bane's wet season right about now

unironically just sharted

where do i apply for american citizenship?

>>72603618
Fuck off we're full

>>72603611
it came a few months too late

i was really looking forward to magic mushroom gathering but no the sun had to cast its insufferable rays into my neet den the whole bloody season

>JonTron Apology Video

DROPPED

>>72603618
come in we're empty

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Redpill me on Ferguson, Missouri

looks like i'm about to have a buxom dutch gf with an ugly face lads

>>72603647
i thought we established years ago that you should never apologise to sjws

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>Welcome home sir, how may we serve you?

>>72603681
He wasn't even "offensive"

Fucking SJWs ruling the internet

I've got the urge to herbal

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long live the queen

>>72603691
Could start by unlacing my shoes, fixing me a stout Whiskey, make it a triple, then go start a fire, run me a solid bath, followed by preparations for dinner. Thank you.

>>72603714
bit optimistic given she's like 90

>>72603729
patty o'rasheed

>>72603728
massive bender detected

Love to watch
Classic episode of robot warts

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niggers

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>72603647
genuine racist
https://twitter.com/HarmfulOpinions/status/843459946092085248

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seBbcPOR5-8

>niggers

>>72603751
>robot warts

hmmmmm

have had about 6 glasses of milo today and nothing else

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib

Inmate #:72603738

Shut up pom

>>>/pol/117730959

Just learned the UK isn't white. Very educational place, that /pol/.

wish i was either dead or in possession of a hot gf

just peeled an orange
thinking about peeling another

>>72603785
how very naughty of you

*niggers*

>>72603748
utter faggot pleb detected

>>72603798
my mum is 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse she would knock you flat you twat

>>72603775
why does polddit fetishize the romans so much
they had sex with boys

>>72603812
women can't be over 6 feet tall

your mum is 5'15"

>>72603812
yeh well, my dad works at nintendo

decided against peeling a second orange
shall consume the flesh of the 1st instead

I used to think that flesh meant skin

Thoughts?

>>72603812
Too bad cunt, my grandmother is 6'3 250lbs, and runs her 40 in 5 seconds flat and drives a Mac truck.

>>72603834
absolute madman

>>72603841
when you eat fish you eat their flesh but not their scaly skin

weird innit

>>72603834
absolute nigger

>>72603841
much like man can be used to refer to males or the entire race flesh can be used to refer to the entire body including skin

don't think i'm lactose intolerant but too much milk makes me do liquid shits

does anyone else remember Hong Kong phooey

cannot fathom touching a pretty girl's flawless sunkissed skin

>>72603876
only banjo kazooie

jon "fry jews like calamari" jafari should not have apologized. he should have done like pewdiepie

cannot fathom touching a pretty girl's flawless sunkissed flesh

>>72603820
only the undercaste hate paedos

>>72603870
could be an a1 protein intolerance

>>72603870
try a2 milk
normal milk gives me tummy pains but a2 doesn't

>>72603891
what did pewdiepie do

and how the fuck is jontron being called a racist, the bloke is half iranian

cannot fathom touching a pretty girl's flawless sunkissed penis

>>72603901
>>72603903
yeah i suspected as much

morning lads

>>72603897
ah yes they weren't the ones who are desperately trying to accuse the democrats of running a child sex ring

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>normal milk gives me tummy pains

>>72603906
pewdiepie was fucking around on one of those sites where you pay a small amount to get someone to say/do what you want and he got kids to hold up a sign saying gas the jews or something like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

am i the only one who thinks he looks like ryan gosling at the start?

seriously, i've been asking this for years and no one ever sees what i mean

ANSWER ME

>>72603935
also get nauseous from seafood

*consumes your flesh*

>>72603950
Kind of

More to the point why are Aussies watching Harry Enfield

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>72603876
Did they ever reveal who he actually was?
My money is on rosemary

>>72604006
why do these lefty mongs lie to themselves like this?

>>72604024
It's a mental illness.

>>72604006
i dunno man arabs start growing beards in utero

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>tfw no boyish gf with big tits

>>72604052
is this that underage slut that /r9k/ has a boner for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiqxn3iOmxY

>>72604052
who is this

>>72604076
my son

>>72604070
>So here I go, I'm still scratching around in the same old hole

tfw

>>72604091
hes got some baps on him

>>72604024
you know that's not a real article don't you lad?

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the stress is too much lads

>>72604098
no

>>72604105
just become neet

>>72603311
Most already are. Just in their bedrooms.

>>72604105
I like this image because it has 10 syllables

>>72604119
thicko

there are a surprising number of white people in mexican countries like venezuela and cuba

hmm yess it rained for 5 minutes so now i'm down to 1mb/s download
wonderful

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steam is like the only thing that can beat my torrent speed

business idea: lock everyone else up

>>72603311
anime nonces should be locked up in gulags and forced into salt mining

>>72604147
excellent post

>>72604135
(((((White))))) people

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What did she mean by this?

>>72604140
check your privilege

>>72604162
She's dull as dishwater, basically.

>>72604162
she saw your turtleneck

>>72604162
You've ruined it

>>72604162
this conversation is the text equivalent of a grey wall

bit chilly so turned the heater up a notch

>>72604179
give us an example of your quirky random lmao conversation using the same subject matter then

hate my flatmate

all germans should be killed

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not from the UK so excuse my ignorance but I always meant to ask this. Why is it that practically all crisp brands sell their crisps in super small packs? Even when you get a big pack of crisps its just a pack that contains other small packs

cannot fathom a female agreeing to spend time with me

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>>72604200
You don't have to be quirky random lmao in every single sentence. Why not ask for her number?

Silly girl didn't know what 'didgeridigits' meant

>>72604232
What are you on about mate, I did

Might not be obvious to a non-native

>>72604214
because crisps are a snack not a meal lardarse yank

>>72604200
"what's your number?"

m8 by the looks of that photo, you've got her talking times to meet. there's no real need to go all quirky with them, it's like running 100 metres to score a try then deciding to do some wanky dance over the tryline and you drop the ball.

didgeridigits isn't an attempt at being quirky he was probably just entertaining himself

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off to work lads

>>72604260
Try having a bit of fun now and then mate

>>72604280
t. the autist who posted it

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>>72604252
I know, but you did it in the quirky random lmao way you apparently loathe, based on your other posts.

>>72604183
Good man. It's best to be on the safe side.

>>72604162
she knows about your phimosis