>you wake up in northern mexico What do?

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get my head cut off

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Funny how Blizzard accidentally used an Italian town to make the map for Mexico in Overwatch.

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>>72601332

>>72601332
Mexico is full of towns like that

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>>72601357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-mh2hJDaGQ&feature=youtu.be&t=20m10s

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>>72601368
Yeah but they didn't know the reference they used was Italian till two months later.

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>>72601288
Get a narco gf, 100%

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Wash some windshields for change until I have enough to buy a bottle of Coca-Cola. Then I'd ask some qt to lend me her phone to call up my senpai and wire me some money so I can take a Tufesa ride back home.

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>>72601416
Why can't we have towns like that? Fuck suburban sprawl

>>72601288
Nothing changed

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>>72601288
Ya no te enojes ya fue... pero solo dejare esto jsjsjsjsjs

nueva estocolmo

>>72601504
they're worse desu

I'd probably get hyped, run around to explore and then die because i went into a wrong alley.

>>72601288
kill myself

>>72601288
get to the closest embassy/police station and get out of there ASAP

Either get decapitated by narcos or chased out of town cause im brown