all american baseball edition
Anon carved these runes high up
Baseball?
>>72599382
football
IS THIS TRUE?
Like I was saying I can't I find any Jewish woman porn, like the stereotypical ones with the black curly hair and hook noses?
>>72599327
why do porn and make hundreds when you can do movies and make millions?
good night /cum/
Nuke of the day: Jews don't actually exist
Introducing the new autistic muppet
>>72599382
smelling cute baseball gf's stinky socks after a 15 inning game
:3
>you will never be part of a metalband playing covers
>tfw adult
>tfw stressed out as fuck in a loveless and failing marriage
>tfw incredibly stressful job with too many projects
>tfw i recently had to fire someone and soon another. A guy who has a baby girl and is going through some stuff himself
haha
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>tfw no gf who likes baseball
>tfw no gf
cycling
>>72599239
If only I had a little sister that liked teasing me with her feet. That would be hawt
>>72599447
A group of jews is like a venomous snake for a country
>>72599456
the most patrician and heterosexual sport
kayaking (?)
>>72599382
is New Mexico a boy or a girl ?
>>72599445
That does not sound like fun man.
>>72599445
Your life sounds like a novel published by New York Review Books.
>>72599499
whatever you want them to be
>>72599499
>ends in o
What do you think
>>72599413
my high school in alabama had a "drag queen contest" which i guess is the same. It was completely ironic and was basically the chads dressing up like the ugliest girls possible with beards, leg hair, etc.
>>72599498
I aint gay but that's the body I want
the fuck?
Ive ordered from Newegg before just fine
>woke up at 7am for a change
>super exhausted by 11pm
what the fuck is this shit
>>72599499
a spic
barbecuing
>>72599514
Alfonso
>>72599539
What's all this I can't read it my eyes can't focus
>>72599426
Try Daphne Rosen
lacrosse
>>72599554
why cant you focus? lost your glasses?
>>72599566
aka trustfundstick
>>72599532
why do you live in the ghetto anon?
Fuck me, I was drunk as hell and bought a fucking sword off ebay. I am fedora now.
>>72599445
>being adult
Fuck this.
I have a shit job, but it's the best of a bad situation while my wife gets her business going. I have to ride it out for a couple of years in hope that, once her business becomes profitable, I'll be able to pursue my own ambitions with her financial support.
But this is fucking living death in the meantime. My mind and skills are withering in what should be the start of my career climb.
If you don't have ancestry dating back to Jamestown you should have your US citizenship revoked
>>72599521
ALABAMA IS SISSYS?
>>72599591
back home(where Im sending it too), its a small town
where I am right NOW, is a ghetto.
>>72599562
You the man. Honestly though I was looking for something a little more amateur and for the girl to be a caricature of a jewish woman.
>>72599601
Technically everyone has ancestry dating before Jamestown
>>72599566
Lacrosse is for prep school kids with cocaine habits
boxing
>>72599570
No i'm just fucked up and haven't slept in 30 something hours.
>>72599500
I don't recommend it.
She'll probably leave me completely broke after the divorce. I'm terrified to be quite honest with you.
At least I don't have children. I'd probably kill myself.
>>72599612
Based Mickey Mouse hands
They're never wrong
gfs who like football have daddy issues
>>72599656
oh
its a guide how to properly use dmt
>>72599655
Is this softcore gay porn? Is this what gays get off to?
Tell me how lacrosse isn't the stupidest sport
There's always some permanent underdog syndrome too
Like "yeah you might not have heard of it but lots play it its huge its like football its huge dude trust me its huge" "yea we haven't been in the olympics since ww2 but its gaining steam man we'll be back WE'LL BE BACK"
If your family hasn't been in the USA for over 200 years and owns land in multiple states you should leave now
>Told a girl I love her, she starts hating me
>Tell a girl I hate her, and she starts loving me
>>72599677
Gotta try that someday
weight lifting
>>72599678
Just sports pics bro not gay.
>>72599694
you dont talk to girls
>>72599688
197 years this year do I count
>>72599715
no get the fuck out go back to where you came from foreigner
elo lads
>>72599694
Tricky
crossfit
>>72599710
Honest mistake
Kush kush kush kush fuck the news
>>72599694
wtf, i hate bajachan now
also i have been away for awhile, does she still post here?
>>72599766
>she
>>72599688
>it took his family 200 years to own land in multiple states
>>72599766
>>>>>>she
>>72599756
Why can't everyone get trained like that
>>72599766
I scared her off like every other girl, I don't know understand
test
icles
If you have early American ancestry but they went to New England instead of Virginia you need to be deported
Buncha fags in this thread
>>72599780
>200 years in the country and still doesn't know how to read
>>72599802
>>72599382
I want to visit Quebec for some reason.
I fall in love with every girl who notices me at first sight
>>72599694
>stare at her tits so she's creeped out and leaves me alone
>she licks her lips and starts playing footsy with me under the table
>>72599822
https://yuki.la/r9k/30663809#p30669684
why did you post this?
>>72599830
Are you a sexual offender?
>>72599822
what did he mean by this?
I swear there is this other fucking leaf who saves all my reaction images with the same filenames I use and he pretends to be me and it makes me FUCKING FURIOUS
About to fap to my qt British slag
>>72599892
might have a stroke of the ol autism
>>72599871
L O L
What does America think about Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri? Not in any order, but I never hear from those states, ever
New Mexico where are you senpai ?
>>72599871
i made that post
>>72599876
Yes actually. I used to ejaculate on unsuspecting girls at the beach while they sunbathed.
>>72599917
I don't
stole this from a leaf haha
>>72599921
>/r9k/
seriously?
why do you go to that shithole
>he drinks primarily lite beer
that's legitimately pathetic
>an entire thread of LMM just replying to himself
wew
>>72599917
no. I don't. no.
in that order
>>72599930
MODS!!!
>>72599947
>beer
i am the liquor
>>72599945
the thread was linked in /cum/
note i dumped all of bk's pics in that thread
thinking about calling in fake complaints to my work to get people in trouble
F U C K
ANIME
>build the wa-
>>72599917
>Oklahoma
texas but with less mexicans
>Kansas
corn, good basketball team
>Missouri
hate them for how their university handled a football BLM event
>>72599945
I used to frequent there before it became /soc/ 2.0 out of NEET depression loneliness virginity bitterness, like everyone else
I will pass by
did someone say
Anime?
>>72599947
i have been drinking a lot of beer but thats only because the gf can't drink more than a half cup of it before she gets tipsy
its incredible
>>72599951
>>72599992
can I drink with your gf?
>>72599985
>>72599983
Why don't mexicans post anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjPnFc2crJA
Guys should I resub to WoW or buy a new game? Maybe invest in something else?
i think if my only friend knew he was the only thing keeping me from killing myself he would stop talking to me
I'm a 140cm tall Latina. Life is over.
>>72599985
>>72600034
>posting anime while team USA is vsing team Anime in the world baseball classic?
Fucking traitor scum, you should be banned from /cum/
>>72599985
>>72600049
buy rainbow six siege anon
>>72600019
no
I do not allow her to drink with other people
got a job lol
>>72599974
>build the wall
>make them desperate for bwc
what's the latest news in drumpfland
>finally starting to come out of my shell at uni
>graduating in a few months
do you anons think it's worth going back and getting deeper into debt if I become a normie?
>>72600065
If you're a cute anime girl or pretend to be one I'd be ur friend and let you suck my cock
>>72600071
Anime?!
>>72600071
>he cares about the WBC when spring training is happening
>>72600070
>Latina
>a
>>72600083
what job is it?
>>72600104
or you could just volunteer
>>72600086
Just wrote a bill to fund NASA $20 billion to send people to Mars.
>>72600113
>>72600116
>team USA
>America's past time
>has never ever won a world baseball classic
>not caring
fuck you traitor scum
>>72600137
>he watches maybe 1/2 of a B-team roster when all the real players are in arizona for cactus league
The Orange properties are the last of the 2nd side of the board. Monopoly professional Monopoly players consider them the best on the board. According to analysis, the Oranges rank 2nd out of 10 in visitation frequency (50% chance of being hit per trip around the board!) and 1st in payoff percentage.
>>72600129
Fukin ur mum
>>72600037
we are only like 3 mexicans
And I seem to be the onlyone who has more free time to shitpost here
but even I get bored sometimes
>>72600137
>has never ever won a world baseball classic
Maybe because none of the good teams give a shit
>>72600165
How much does she pay, I wouldn't mind overtime.
>>72600158
>he watches meaningless practice games where players play 3 innings instead of an actual competition where people actually care what happens
>>72600163
who is a professional monopoly player
>>72600163
This is a excellent post
>>72600163
Monopoly is looked down upon by serious board game enthusiasts because it relies heavily on chance.
>>72600165
please delete this post right now
>>72600075
Already own it
>>72600183
Waren Buffet
>>72600167
I miss you
I don't
I
>>72600167
does cara ever post without cara?
What a beautiful white family.
ALRIGHT NOW FELLAS
WHATS COOLER THAN BEIN COOL?
>>72599985
NO
NO ONE FUCKING SAID ANIME
FUCK
OFF
>>72600254
why did they photoshop the disabled one out of the picture
Had white stuff in my poo today but I didn't have any gay sex or anything what does it mean?
>>72600252
fantastic post
>>72600279
Anime!
>>72600254
>those eyes
literal mongs
anime
>>72600273
Being an aircooled v twin under a whore
>>72600286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHzGiGUj5SU
DAS RITE
>>72600254
>white
cant hide those caps from me
>>72600252
megaSLUT
Ready to punch a CHI
>>72600248
I have no idea
I don't even reply to him or any other avatar/name fag, ever
>>72600335
What's wrong?
>>72600136
I think I can only relate to other college students right now
Should i piss inside my house in the toilet like a civilized man or outside by the side of my house where I can smoke?
Darkness > Isis-Chan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Goddess"
>>72600347
Just smoke in the bathroom and blow it out the window.
>>72600344
I hate CHIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5BJxrarL0
>>72600346
I meant volunteering at the university
>I hate chi's
>lives in new mexico
everything u say 2me
>>72600297
Belldandy is the only acceptable anime.
If I join the military how long until I get a boyfriend like pic related?
Roughly 0.1% of Latin America is German Anabaptists. Roughly 0.7% of the USA and Canada are German Anabaptists. America belongs to the Germans.
>>72600320
This is fucking hilarious
When will California sink into the Pacific?
not soon enough
>>72600400
the worst coast*
>>72600400
never ever
>>72600320
wtf i love the KANGZ now
>>72600380
The repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell was a mistake
Contemplating joining the marines lads. Talked with a recruiter today after I found out a shit ton of my friends are joining.
I've got a small plan but I still need to discuss more with a recruiter.
New Mexico is whiter than California
>>72600400
around 2040
>>72600444
doubtful
>>72600427
>implying having a bunch of us armed forces banging all of the world is good for hegemony
>>72600441
Don't go in without a bachelor's degree.
>>72600444
believable
why is new mexico throwing an elhaitiANO-tier fit?
>>72600441
I would strongly recommend you to go Army, Navy or Air Force
I did Navy and that seems like the 2nd worst, none of the Marines liked it they said the structure is pretty shit. The overall most happy I see are Army but I hardly ever see Air Force vets
How are you?
hmmmm
>According to 2015 US Census Bureau estimates, California's population was 72.9% White, 6.5% Black or African American, 14.7% Asian, 1.7% Native Americans, 0.5% Pacific Islander and 3.8% from two or more races. By ethnicity, 38.8% of the total population is Hispanic-Latino (of any race) and 61.4% Non-Hispanic (of any race). Hispanics are the largest ethnic group in California.
>>72600485
where do you join for the samurai class?
>>72600444
kinda hard not to
>>72600380
I'll date you
>>72600498
>40% white
FUCK California
The New Mexican-Arizonan alliance shall put an end to their degeneracy
>>72600408
i dont get it
>>72600531
whatre you gonna do, kick sand at us?
>>72599499
trap. because "new" is present in the name
>>72600519
Nice. I'm signing up tomorrow.
>>72600467
That's part of my plan. My recruiter recommended I do reserves while in college to get a taste of it and then possibly go in as a officer.
*I have free college because my father served in the army and transfered his college to me
>>72600485
That's kinda the thrill to me. The marines seem so rough and unorthodox. I grew up a army brat moving base to base.
>>72600538
We'll lace your weed with cyanide.
Guess the state.
>>72600554
please do
>>72600544
Hit me up when you do, the names Alex Shores
>>72599822
wow my country
>>72600273
i killed some ants in the freezer. felt bad
:(
>>72600561
you mean guess the oblast?
>>72600588
what kind of ants live in a freezer? You should capture those and bring them to your local ant people you might find a new species
I want friends i can drink with. People my age are having kids and focusing on work.
>>72600564
Do I just tell the recruiter I met you on 4chan and you are going to be my boyfriend so just make sure I get stationed wherever you are?
I went to California once and it was okay.
>>72600618
yes
alri i'm off for poopoo
>>72600549
Personally I would not do reserves. I never did it but everyone who did and all the NCOs says just go active duty and get it over with, and if you want do reserves after like some do
Just don't expect it to be fun, and don't look long term. Just worry about tomorrow and don't think you can quit even though you can. You'll be sick and exhausted the entirety of bootcamp but it gets better after that in some ways.
I wouldn't do reserves, and honestly if they don't offer you 4 years or under, don't do it
>>72600624
wrong
My belly button smells :3
>>72600070
Marry me pls.
>>72600640
rude
>>72600606
soon we will both have british swimmer bf's don't :(
>>72600624
wrong
@72600646
I like black women in porn but I donno if I could in real life
>>72600631
was it busy on the road?
Californians are fine as long as they stay in California and don't ruin other states like they did to Colorado.
>>72600683
>Californians are fine
False
>>72600675
I'm the opposite, in real life I can get attracted to black chicks and all that, but in porn and images, they do nothing for me
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>72600707
rude
>>72600751
I like u tho :3
>>72600707
Then why did you say that the Californian who bullies Paha Sapa is nice?
TEAM USA LEADING AGAIN
TOP OF THE 8TH
ANIME WILL BE DEFEATED
Soon
>>72600769
South Dakotans only exist to be bullied
>>72600683
aren't you the faggot who just got the patrician flags yesterday? FUCK you, californians are the best posters, you'll figure that out quickly
>>72600769
Because he's Ukrainian
>tfw i see there was an edition for me today
>>72600606
>swimmers
>armpit hair
>>72600786
feeling a little suicidal, brent?
>Go into /cum/ thread
>People still shitting on California
Every time
>>72600793
Henrico is objectively the best poster
snoozeball link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFJ6MRaVXY
Maybe Russia will annex California to protect the Slavic minority from CHI oppression and we'll be free of California
U S A
S
A
>>72600795
Aldo what are Slavs doing in California?
>>72600832
that Iphone commerical was cancerous as fuck
California is a nice place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtgA0jvhp2A
>>72600871
I'm assuming that his parents moved here because Ukraine is a shithole
>>72600876
My home is always open to you and other nice mexicans like yourself
>>72600885
CHI pls go
>>72600878
Slavs seem fun. Trump should invite more of them to America.
What if we give california to mexico but they have to build a wall
>starts being more active in /cum/
>gets sucked up in /cum/ faggotry
>starts thinking about lewd feminine penises
>have massive panic attack
>>72600872
dont know who is running the stream, i grabbed it from reddit mlb stream
>Slavs seem fun
starting to think this new mexico poster is a self hating chi
>>72600912
>gets sucked up in /cum/ faggotry
Don't do this
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24302733
>>72600906
the wall would become more than 10 times longer instantly, and hollywood and silicon valley wouldn't like that wall one bit.
>>72600941
t. biggest source
Im the best poster here.
>>72600905
>>72600939
They are americaboos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5BJxrarL0
>>72600950
who cares
>>72600939
I would be a WASP if my father didn't taint his bloodline with Italian blood.
fuckin' baked boys
how do i resist the sweets munchies?
>>72600959
You are. Post more
>LA """""""""""fans"""""""""" cant even fill up chavez ravine for a semifinal
disgusting
>>72600956
You aren't supposed to join me tho smdh
>>72600971
bust out your vape and take a fat pull
nicotine always cures the munchies
saw an australian licence plate on a car today buds
>>72600885
you have to go back
>>72600996
You should of killed him on the spot
>>72600986
literally more nips in the stands than americans
california is fucking disgusting
nips have their own fucking brass section for fuck sake
i'd offer anyone into my home if they were nice to california
>>72600993
i don't vape, but i do have ciggies
PUT THE FEAR OF AMERICA INTO THAT NIP
>>72601007
no, LA is just shit in terms of spectating
couldnt even fill up their stands during the playoffs
>>72601006
but i like australians
i just don't like their 4chan posters
>>72601011
cali is an alirght place
now let me live rent free
I'm a "Grass is just as green." kind of guy
>baseball tournament
>european country in the semifinals
Explain this shit.
I feel better now.
>>72601051
t. lost to 51st state
>>72601051
do you ever post without cara?
I'm completely losing my mind lads
Going to the psychiatrist real soon so maybe I won't have a constant fear of damnation happening at any moment
>Slavic women are not the hottest women ali-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOg7mj1_-sk
do you guys forget to remind yourself that the person you replied to isn't the person you replying to you?
i do all the time
heightened pleasure, no exacerbation
>>72601072
We actually lost to Italy dumbass.
Or you mean the caribbean series?
>>72601075
Yes, get ribbit flags.
>>72601051
most of them are american traitors
>>72601099
reddit flags did not work with dollchan, dont know about 4chan x tho
I've met one Slav and it was a Czech guy.
>>72601099
Venezuela March 11 Puerto Rico 9, Mexico 4
>>72600486
I am fabulous
3 MORE OUTS AND TEAM USA IS GOING TO THEIR FIRST WBC FINAL
GET HYPE
I hate hotline bling so much
don't get this black person shit
You used to call me on the cell phone
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE
>>72601115
sorry i havent been following it.
I just know we lost to italy t and that pisses me off WTF, since we already lost againts them in 2013.
>>72601111
they do with 4chanx.
>>72601028
that wasn't nice
and no you can't live here, but you can spend a few days here if you're genuinely nice to california
>>72601132
t. She doesn't call you on her cellphone
having a hard time resisting the munchies guys, might have to go buy some ice cream or something
eating some cheezies
eating granola
>>72601159
you realize i won't let you back out of this
>>72601180
they better be hawkins
>>72600806
Good poster right here