/brit/

anime

First.

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Haha

guys

look what I found

>>72598777
anime

general strike now

Friendly reminder that anime.

if you have social anxiety the greatest likelihood is that during your first time you wont be able to get hard, cumming likewise being out of the question

really need to take a shit but don't want to leave you lads what do

>>72598762 #
Met her on the internet, talked for a few months then she came to see me.

Now she's my gf, which basically means my life is the same as before except instead of only talking to you guys I talk to her as well sometimes.

Good setup desu

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hi where are halal burger :DD

>>72598785
sounds like you were really lucky desu doubt that happens much

i've found god lads

>>72598772
me upwind

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>>72598812
is gay

>>72598820

What should I get from five guys tomorrow?

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I made a video :3

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/844263457411219456

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>be at the gym
>girl says I'm in fantastic shape for my age
>ask her how old does she think I am
>she guesses "35? 36?"
>mfw I'm 28

YOU'RE NOT LOOKING

GUYS

Haha, look!

>>72598790

Haha

>>72598833
don't you mean downwind ;)

>>72598848
a sore batty

>>72598814
Not true, my social anxiety is mad and I was fine getting hard.

She didn't even get naked, just cuddled and I was like a rock.

Cumming is difficult but girls aren't that bothered, especially if they know its your first time.

If the USA can afford trillions to wage countless wars then why can't they afford universal healthcare for their citizens like the majority of European countries?

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How will lanklets ever recover?

>there are people that are going to rush out to buy the mcdonald's sauces

Absolutely CLUCKING at the stupidity of the average consumerist. The McChicken is Mayo, the Big Mac is Thousand Island and the Filet of Fish is Tartar sauce.

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If an employer says the interviews will take place on Thursday, and I haven't heard from them yet, is it safe to assume I haven't got it? Should I hold out hope they'll contact me today or does that never happen?

>>72598863
t. has had sex with one girl and now thinks he can speak for the three and a half billion others

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>>72598770

you didn't answer my question. how does it make any sense that /new/ was right and then when /pol/ was made it suddenly magically became left until those racist, sexist, bigoted, capitalist "stormfags" came?
you know how I can tell you are fresh from reddit? you obviously weren't here for the 2012 election and have no idea what you are talking about but think you do
it would have been rare to see no posts on page 1 calling obama a nigger

>>72598876
>>there are people that are going to rush out to buy the mcdonald's sauces
What are you on about?

>>72598825
I literally owe /brit/ my gf

I just talked to her like I talk to you guys and she found it hilarious.

>>72598861
Hehe top lad

>>72598863
amazing as this may sound, but youre single personal experience is not representative of every first time that has happened or will happen

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>>72598872
USA already spends more public money on their shitty healthcare than most countries spend on universal healthcare

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>>72598872
>

>>72598880
you ever experience hypnagogia?

>>72598896
>girls really want guys to cum

Are you retarded, its literally the opposite

>>72598925
Yes it is.

how do i stop masturbating to loli?

having the last of the whiskey which constitutes an exceedingly small amount indeed

>>72598911
>bantered a gril into being a gf
nice

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>>72598903
I don't think they're doing it in Britain yet but they're now going to start selling the bottles of sauces.

>>72598938
No

>>72598925
Yeah, I'm just trying to inject some positivity into you miserable cunts because after 7 years on 4chan I was terrified it was going to be an awkward cringefest and it was the exact opposite.

>>72598939
>girls want a virgin to pump away for an hour and then give up

is it cuttlery or cutlery?

>>72598955
well you will soon

>>72598911
bet she's an uggo

>>72598983
Explain!

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>>72598876
The McChicken is the best value for a fast food sandwich. The chicken itself has a nice eggy crispness, as is essential to all McChicken, with a nice bite into the inner chicken, unlike Burger Kings chicken sandwich which tends to be very soft and on the inside, quite watery.

The shredded salad in combination with great McDonalds mayo is a perfect combination on the toasted bun!

women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>72599004
filtered

imagine being a cuttlefish

Screen just went orange

>>72599003
Chicken legend > McChicken

>>72598984
She's chubby and cute and weird.

>>72598950
I wonder if their tartar sauce is any good though, never had a filet-o-fish from maccies, definitely wouldn't buy any of their other sauces though, it's like buying fucking nandos sauce.

west coast can fuck off

>>72598984
Bet she's a fatty too

>>72599003
for me it is the mcchicken - the best fast food sandwich

>>72599044
dubs confirms! praise kek!

Chicken Selects with BBQ sauce is the patrician choice

>>72599002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkPR4Rcf4ww

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>west coast can fuck off

wendy's burgers are the best out of all the main fast food restaurants. very underrated

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>>72598820
fix'd
>>72598872
no they can't

>>72599043
Nandos sauce is nice

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>>72599033

its great that this guy has done something really positive and now people from around the world are looking for any excuse to knock him down a peg and shit all over his achievement

absolutely love the 'chon

Mums chicken burgers were the true patrician choice, the ones she made after you asked for maccies but she said she'll make burgers herself instead, they never did taste like McDonalds though.

>>72599044
why? would rather live there than anywhere on the east coast, except for maybe maine or one of the small states in the NE corner

my first time was in a threesome ergo ipso facto was impossible stay hard although did manage to get an erection for about 10 or so seconds, enough for penetration to take place ex post facto i am no longer a virgin

I miss the american gf

if she drank diet drinks she'd get horribly sick, so she had to drink the ones full of sugar

>>72599107
Fuck off we're full

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>>72598876
its not actually thousand island

you can make their "secret" sauce at home because they have the recipe online

the 21st century is the era of the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>72599102
Didn't really expect anything different t b h

Not even showing off, just want the virgins still here to know its not that scary because that held me back for ages.

WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING?!?!

*starts blubbering and points*

>>72598790

>>72598937
The US is the biggest spender of healthcare in the world, it fails because it was built on the faulty premise that the population wants government funded healthcare

>>72599076
>No meat touching please
Hahahaha bling blong bling blong

>>72599111
woah i did not think you were a normie

>>72598872
>>72598935
>>72598937
>>72599154
blame obamacare, the worst abomination of a healthcare system in history

>>72599086
a and w is the best all around fast food place, although i've heard they are lower end in the states they're top shelf here

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very good sake I've got here
prefer it warm but this is sweet and good chilled

>>72599076
So you're saying there is hope?

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>>72599192

>>72599153
I support an EU army
about fucking time

>>72598790
Yes, yes, very amusing

*cattle prods you back into the runt cage with a look of disgust*

>>72598937
That money would be better spent engineering robot gfs.

Thoughts?

>>72599173
was a completely random encounter. both the bloke and the girl were strangers, had never met them before in my life

>>72599003
$0.01 has been deposited in your account

it's the wee(wee) hours

redpill me on max stirner

woke up this morning as a grotesque insect

he's a spook

Love you guys, fully do

We're all gonna make it lads

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>>72599211
How about catgirl gfs?

>>72599180
it was still shit before that

>>72599143
no :3

>>72599183
can confirm. been to a&w in canada. strange indeed
>>72599229
great short story. I think it is "vermin" in most versions though

im partial to the 6 piece mcnuggets if i am being completely honest with you all

>>72599216
>the bloke
Hahahah

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wish I had one of those cattle killing air guns l and could go around putting morbidly obese people out of their misery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xyvOCNCXdU

has anyone here actually read the ego and its own?

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>>72599220

>>72599211
tfw no Isla gf

>>72599243
>it was still shit before that
sure but it wasn't as insanely expensive

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Yanks and Canadians don't have the chicken legend

holy shit lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPLP8B5G3-I

skip to 9:43

literally we wuz kangz IRL with Louis Threoux

I'm fucking dying here

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took an iq test when i was 16 and scored 168

took another iq test the other day and scored 124

>>72599255
I have
I enjoyed it but Nietzsche is a more entertaining writer and fleshes out similar ideas more.

not been hatted for a while

>>72599250
my hand accidentally touched his bollocks at one point but that was the only mishap. wasnt a bi threesome or anything like that

wanking lowers your intelligence

t. knower

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>>72599277
It was though you mong

>>72599293
>>72599293
still smarter than most people here

i like interracial tbqh

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>>72599288
that the one where they say our lad George was black

>cam site
>american model: IM SO FUNNY YOU LIKE ME BECAUSE IM FUNNY
>foreign model: get naked without saying anything

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this is the cover for the Kola superdeep borehole

Imagine walking through Russia, you absent mindedly step on this thing and the cover gives way
darkness surrounds you as you plummet toward the bottom, with each passing second you know your chances of survival get smaller and smaller
you fall for just under four minutes at terminal velocity before hitting the bottom and dying on impact

>my best friends are people I've never met, whose names I do not know, and who I cannot even tell from one another

Reckon my psyche is absolutely fucked lads haha

>>72599293
instead compare stupid number, how about count how much you achieved from the last tests.

>>72599336
Which is why I propose we post with our surnames

>>72599328
What's the point in a cam site when you can just go on a porn website and see shagging

My dad has been in relationships with married women for the last 20 years

Today he sat me down and told me not to trust my gf

Bit conflicted

you ever just want to press your lips into a big voluptuous stinky anus and await a giant steaming defecate?

>>72599343
jog on rasheed xiao

>>72599325
you know his death was fucked up
he got cataracts and alzheimers and when his wife died and they told him he didn't even know

It's like his life ended 20 years before it really ended.
He turned into a complete mong.
Couldn't think so other people probably had to wipe his arse but they couldn't put the poor cunt out of his misery because of the divine right of kings.

Very sad.

>>72599358
probably you >>72599319

>>72599336
wonder how we would've ended up had we never found 4chan

>>72599359
He's definitely speaking from experience then, so listen, but don't believe every single word, think about it instead.

>>72599361
I want to press my face into a girls gaping bumhole and scream as loud as I can inside

>>72599364
she looks like a wwe diva
if she is, then they're not even trying any more

>>72599336
Go away we're not friends and I hate you

>>72599352
>tfw surname is literally hilarious to /brit/ specifically but I can't post it because its easily doxxable

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White people?

WHITE PEOPLE?

>>72599364
BLACKED

>>72599366
Sad that he went mental because he was a pretty good lad 2bqh

>>72599390
Rorke? Rasheed? Rorkesheed?

>>72599371
Probably worse, I'd be a fedora for sure

>>72599316
i was just pretending to be retarded

>>72599405
Link?

>>72599206
You are OUT of the Commonwealth!

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I have to try hard to stop myself from laughing like a madman whenever I see or read something spouting bullocks and its by a Jew

>>72599428
>fedora
I used to just accept atheism. Growing up nobody I knew was religious. I'm still an atheist myself but the stupid fedora meme gnaws at me. It's annoying how much the image of the neckbeard lingers in my memory

>>72599379
I did reply with pointing out that relationships where every second you spend with them is betraying someone elses trust probably aren't the best experience, but I see where he was coming from desu

>>72599465
its all just a COHENcidence

>>72599371
I'd be much worse off I think
I see these ghosts walking about, people I know, and I see what sort of twisted pathetic person I could have become if I'd have taken a different path

>>72599419
No, but similar levels of hilarity.

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>>72599491
Good one.

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>>72599465
>bullocks

>>72599473
Not just the atheism, more the edgy, meme spouting nihilistic shit which 4chan teaches you to hide.

>>72599531
fantastic nipples

>>72599534
fair enough. i was never like that though. never even thought much about religion until the last few years

/ded/

>>72599531
Holy fuck it's out, look at those bad boys.

>>72599589
Everyone has stopped posting to wank over Holly Willobooby

cracking out the big choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk0Gznp_NUI

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these are the most feel filled /brit/ hours

>>72599531
Fucking sauce

>>72599531
am I being ruzzled?

>>72599531
Link me to that thread RIGHT now or I'll slit your bastard throat.

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>>72599642
Tell me your feels la

watching Demolition man

>>72599623
have you seen this one? absolute chyoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_o47Gs6DQ0

>international footie break
>want to cheer on muh heritage
>team is all black
ah yes

>>72599531
came

>>72599673
no friends
no plans for the future after uni
poor

>>72599673
one i found ingame bitching how bitching how it was 1.8 pounds/dollars.

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I'd be disappointed to find out Holly has a big roastie

Cara as well

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>>72599709
>no plans for the future after uni
ah yes
the post uni life

>>72599739
Why are benders so gay?

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>>72599718

>>72599750
somehow you got your own comfy place without any plans?
im just a NEET living at home reaching my 30s without a plan. you did something right

>>72599750
ahhh

night lads

>>72599778
that's not my house
I live at home right now but am moving abroad soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08F80piyaW8

Truly one of our generations greatest thinkers

>>72599798
delete this image mate

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>>72599775
she's got a bit of a bulge but not that much

haven't done a sex wee in a few days

I'm here for a horny pissing session

>>72599855
>>72599865
hmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpJ9taKzHoE

the greatest scene in cinema history, bar none

The most powerful force that keeps a woman with one man is fear.
Not love. Fear.
The fear that if she fucks this up, she'll be alone, or at least never get anybody as good or better.
The very second she doesn't feel like the above is true, the relationship is done. She might not cheat or dump you for the first dick, but even if she doesn't, the fact that another dick came along will make her feel trapped. She'll start resenting you, treating you like shit, dry up the sex, and blow up your relationship.
When a woman needs space and feels trapped, what she really wants to feel isn't freedom. She wants to feel available for the next man.
When you're an attractive man who's spinning her, rather than the other way around, she isn't motivated to keep you by love. She's motivated by fear. It's no wonder feminists think being attractive and playing women is abuse. It's all about the feelings. If they feel afraid about a man, it doesn't matter if they're afraid of losing him or afraid of him beating them up -- they feel fear and hate it.

>>72599855
same
just not got round to it

>>72599855
havent done a sex in 21 years haha

>>72599865
>>72599855
so why don't you take your cock in your hand and let's go

>>72599883
>tfw no wild west life

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>>72599642
Music for them feels

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>>72599886
>mfw this is not a pasta

>>72599927
wiggety wigga wah wah west

>>72599865

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490145289093.webm

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think I'm the only Rorke here who doesn't hate women

Considering flirting with the older waitress at that restaurant again next time I go. She might have glanced away because she was confused/shocked/shy.

Flirting is pretty annoying desu lads

I'm tired but there's crap on my bed that needs moving
you can see the bind I'm in

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>A-Anon you're not a bloody racist are you Anon?

>>72599922
t. actual grandad

>>72599996
>nipple piercing

fuck off you daft bint

>>72599996
>nipple piercing

*rips it off*

heh

nothing personnel, negress

>>72599996
>nigger

fuck off you black bint

>>72599997
think he means he's virgin

>>72599960
genuinely sad that this will never happen to me

>>72598939
girls take it a lot more personal if a guy doesn't cum with them desu

they really do want you to cum, just not in 5 seconds

Hull?

>>72599996
only on the internet

generally don't find nonwhite women attractive though and you're no exception

>>72600043
>just not in 5 seconds

but humans are designed to cum as fast as possible

funny how britfeel hours are also rorke hours

Hello nigger

>>72600059
hello nigger

>>72600043
watched a sex education show that said sex usually lasts about 3 to 5 minutes

>>72600057
oh yeah? then why aren't you making her cum fast?

takes me too long to cum these days when i'm having a wank, like 5 minutes or more

back when i was 14 i could pop one off in a minute or less

>>72600043
had sex with a girl the other week like twice or three times, just couldn't cumfrom her vagina

now obviously somethings fucked upwith me, but I could tell it was making her insecure as fuck

>>72600059
It's the same retards crying about >tfwnogf and >hur dur nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxhkxPl9X48&t=152s

>>72600096
Fuck off I take like 20 minutes

>>72600096
i used to wank to completion twice every session

now that is completely out of the question

>>72600095
women "cumming" is just a biproduct of the clitoris

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>>72600090
the decrease of a certain population, perhaps?

>>72600110
I just find posting a random hello nigger hilarious desu

>>72600121
don't understand this

is this a brag or something? i don't have time for edging, i'm a busy man

>>72600107
i was fucking a girl the other night who was literally asking me what positions i'll cum from the easiest and basically just doing everything she could to get me to finish hahaha actually felt pretty bad about it as it got beyond the point of enjoyment for either of us

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Perfection t b h lads

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>It's the same retards crying about >tfwnogf and >hur dur nigger

>>72600143
hello nigger

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Anyone ever had it?

>>72600145
No it's not a brag, it's annoying

If I want to cum asap it will take about that long unless I'm really horny

>using the n-word

edgy as fuck

>>72600121
this. usually takes at least 30 mins

there is so much porn that needs to be watched, you have to stretch it out and not go straight for the finish line

>>72600174
Not a fan of curry
But a local restaurant does a very delicious curry French fries

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>>using the n-word

>edgy as fuck

eenie meenie miney mo
catch a nigger by his toe

>>72600218
FORY

>>72600209
>curry french fries
What's that, just curry poured onto chips, curry flavoured chips or something else?

>>72600091
depends on how you go about it as to how long you'll last for yourself but everyone is different

>anon you're so fucking disappointing, don't ever touch me again. You're fucking useless
>a-ackchually, wo-wo-women cumming is just a biprod--
*gets slapped and abandoned*
>d-domestic abuse

feels better to edge for a few hours

dunno why you would try to pop off as soon as possible when having a wank

>>72600253
What a colossal waste of time

>>72600234
They do a curry made with coconut milk so it's kinda sweet and mix in some pulled pork and red pepper flakes then pour it on the fat french fries

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>>72600264

>>72600174
>japanese curry

NOT REAL CURRY

FUCK OFF WEEABOO

KILL YOURSELF

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I said nigger on reddit and got banned for life, not even joking

only actual redditors mention reddit here

>>72600253
edging for ages can sometimes feel better than the actual orgasm when you finally do finish

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>>72600264

>developed carpal tunnel in both wrists

damnit

now the gf's going to have to give me handjobs and ride me
(she's shit at that)

>>72600325
reddit

did a babestation wank

>>72600275
Sounds pretty mild kinda like a korma but delicious ngl I love pork especially, I'm more a fan of medium to hot stuff with big fat pieces of meat myself though.

>>72600300
Calm down you bloody spanner.

>>72600369
good lad
how long did it take?

bit cheeky but leave an 'x' if you would give us a lap dance

>and then all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave you with a bunch of like, 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and i fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then 2 went in my mouth!

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GIMEDADBAAAABLAMBOPOLOBAAAAAAAAA

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Britain is on the verge if a civil war

>>72600413
no we're not

had a dream i called someone nigger and got arrested

>>72600401
>and then I woke up :(

>>72600425
did you say "hello nigger"?

filthy, ugly anglos

>It's a your sister is a nosy cunt who uses your computer without asking and sees your bookmarks and now hasn't spoken to you in a week episode

smelly dumb beaner scum

>>72600425
called some darkie at subway a nigger because he put lettuce on my sandwich and it made it all soggy and left. feels good living in the land of the free

>>72600445
Never even once risked making this mistake being a watcher of chinese cartoons myself, I'm sure you understand.

wish i had a fit sister to watch porn with

>>72600420
Yes we are, there is hate in the street.

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honestly find traditional Japanese clothing to be /fa/ as fuck
I wish I could wear it here without judgement

Robes in general are great
pants fucking suck honestly

>>72600480
if you aren't mentally ill then you aren't attracted to your sister. it's like wanting to fuck your mom
t. has a sister

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>wanking with the lads
>trying not to be the first one to cum

>>72600501
>tfw cloaks will never be in fashion
BORN IN THE WRONG TIME

>Illinois lawmakers failed to pass a measure in the legislature that would have made former President Barack Obama's birthday a statewide holiday, according to the Chicago Tribune

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>>72600501
Traditional nordic clothes are cute

CUTE

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evening comlads

>>72600517
Gay twat

>>72600473

I normally obsessively lock my computer but I was torrenting something and left it running while I was in uni fro a few hours. There was like a day when I was worried I might actually get kicked out of the house but it seems like she won't tell the folks and will just pretend it never happened.

>i don't want to shag me mum

stop lying

t. sigmund freud

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>>72600523
or Roman robes
>you will never wear smooth airy silken robes around town

>>72600530
it's not gay if you don't touch each other

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need a dutch farm girl gf lads

>>72600551
Mate, togas were such shite they had to make it illegal not to wear them in the senate.

>anglo calling me beaner although it eats more beans than me

>>72600586
Spain is our best ally

>>72600586
fuck off spic (FOS)

>>72600586
epic comeback

well done beaner

>>72600586
Nothing wrong with beans you cheeky cunt

when did every board on this cespool of a website start posting guys in skirts

can't fucking escape it, why don't mods put them in their containment board

>His mom didn't shop at Costco and Sam's club

>>72598848
You shouldn't go there because you're appropriating my culture

>>72600614
it's a core part of 4chan culture
like anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLDsHXMzKxA

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>>72600614

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490153476924.webm

have a strong aversion to centipedes

>>72600532
That's good, did you ask her about it after or keep quiet yourself though? very curious. I'd be fucking worried if someone found all of my categorised hentai/porn bookmarks christ.

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>>72600614
yes

>>72600656
WUUUUUBBBBBB

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>>72600614
this is BRIT

>>72600614
Traps have been a thing for forever, people are just getting gayer, I wonder who could be behind this.

Fucking hell why do you gay cunts like Asians so much? If it's not girls who look about 12 is literally men in dresses

>>72600656
have u seen that video where the centipede is fully inside that guys ear?

>>72600690
no but there was just one on my wall

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>>72600664
nowt wrong with the full image

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>>72600656

>>72600689
mate is this your first day on 4chan or something

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pondering

nice golden shower

>>72600679
I'm not up to date on the ever evolving lingo, but I assumed a trap was a tranny, i.e. a man who wants to be a girl

I'm talking about men with shaved legs, wearing mini skirts and thigh high socks
crossdressers, transvestites

>>72600703
the janitor wouldn't like it

>>72600703
post cummies

>>72600705
Been here since you were in nappies you nonce twat

used to play soggy sao with the lads at my all boys private school

>>72600724
How old are you?

Not being funny mate but you give off this 'old person who isn't used to the internet' vibe

>>72600704
evil fukers

>>72600724
Trap is just another word for crossdresser, trannies are people who actually change their bodies.

>>72600748
>>72600748
>>72600748

will you vaccinate your children

>>72600724
oh

you mean

CUTE BOYS

>>72600703
SHRIEKING

>>72600752
don't act like I'm the fucking weird one

I know it happens all the fucking time, I'm asking when it started

>>72600532
what was it

the witcher 3 is currently the best game of the 2010s and will probably hold that title still when 2020 turns

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Serbfags for Cara <3