pooman edition
/balt/
Claiming this thread for South Dakota and me
4 months later coming back here. Some autist still posts /balt/ every time.
>>72594285
>>72594224
stop this now
>>72594224
be back when the anime is gone
>post new thread 20 posts early
>janny doesnt delete
this place has changed man...
>>72594405
*He posts on the Japanese image board.*
Lil Kodak, they don't like to see you winnin'
They wanna see you in the penitentiary
daily reminder to bless up famm
[spoiler]He does it for free.[/spoiler]
https://www.apnews.com/b9a1c644825946d7bf5f3d673fbc2ebe/Trump-signs-bill-authorizing-NASA-funding,-Mars-exploration
>Trump giving $20 billion to NASA to explore Mars
>first time in 7 years because obonga hated exploration
I fucking love this president buds, can't wait to see how reddit spins this into a bad thing
Why is cum dead?
>>72594655
Thought ribbit was all MAGA all the time now
>>72594679
anime killed it
>>72594655
space exploration should just be scrapped. There is nothing to gain from it.
Fapped to the same British slag over 85 times
>>72594679
*cums*
>>72594687
Since they added /r/popular or whatever, the front page is literally always anti-trump shit.
>>72594715
Except you know, quintillions worth of natural resources...
>>72594715
Mars will be a Euro-Indian colony and we'll watch with laughter as the chinks and the Africans slaughter each other
I want to cum down a pretty's girls pretty little throat
I don't know why but I feel like eating shit right now
Holis
anime?
I want to cum inside a girls panties then have her put them on and walk around in those panties with my load in them
The racist tension in the us rigt now is part ofthe NewWorldOrder agenda
>>72594963
what if she gets pregnant?!?
>>72594997
Fake news
Banned for insulting japs. Really makes me think
>>72594981
This shit is so materialistic.
You don't just talk to the person, you plan to make something so you can post it on Facebook.
>>72594997
FUCK YOU FOR STEALING TOM BRADYS JERSEY YOU FUCKING THIEVES
>>72595029
I think you mean narcissistic my bud
edmontonian's are the most powerful race on eath
>>72595029
*egoistic / vain
>>72595005
All the cummies will die before she puts them on
Panties aren't a good environment to preserve semen
>that feeling in your body after a hard days work
>that feeling when you take a shower and eat din din after a hard days work
Nothing like it my buds
>>72594959
>>72595096
t. Ph.D in Semenology
>>72595033
>blaming an entire country for stealing something you don't own
pleb
Anime!
>>72595167
>football game held in the USA
>mexico doesn't care about football or have a football team
>still out of the thousands of people that could've stolen it its the ONE mexican press member
Not the black, not the white, not the asian press member the fucking mexican of all people.
Build that fucking wall NOW
>>72595222
I checked but you didnt point at the right place
>>72595222
I still believe that Donald, Ivanka and Barron are all the same person that split themselves into 3 people like Hohenheim did with the seven sins.
Barron is pride, Donald is Wrath, Ivanka is Lust, Trumps dead brother was Gluttony, Tiff is sloth, Older son is Greed and younger is Envy
what are some good movies about the hood, like 8 mile
>>72595311
I believe you have schizophrenia
>>72595359
fuck off its fun to imagine. Trump is the most anime candidate so it only makes sense
I believe the theft of Tom Brady's jersey was an act of terrorism by the Mexican journalist. We need to build the wall 10 feet higher
What's better: Flintstones or Simpsons ?
>Canadian bikers
Yo any Mexicans vivo in tenochtitlan?
>>72595554
Simpsons
Flintstones chewable vitamins get a an honorable mention tho
>>72595339
answer pls
*grabs vagina*
>>72595656
I bet she thought that outfit was a good fit on her
>>72595638
go to /tv/ you dumb fuck
>>72595638
why do you care about nigger culture
oh wait your flag
>tfw just finished midterms
>turned in project last week
>nothing to do after 2-3 weeks stressing
and I'm spending this new free time on a somalian pottery sculpting watering hole
>>72595714
RUDE
U
D
E
>>72595765
school is meaningless
I just inhaled a lung full of herb
AMA
me saving the gf
Sasha Obama's Net Worth is Disgusting
>mexican nazis
>tfw didn't make 5 youtube channels that rip videos of SJWs being made fun of so that I could rake in that ezasfuck election meme spirit money
>>72595765
What are you studying
>In a report published by Time on President Obama’s 55th birthday, the magazine takes a look at the president’s finances at the end of his second term. According to the report, President Obama is leaving office with a net worth of about $12.2 million.
>>72596048
where'd he get that
>>72596007
What's that say?
*pets you*
>>72596048
>>72596067
Really makes you think
>>72595656
>>72596074
im not gonna tell ya
>>72596067
>Obama’s salary as president is $400,000 per year, but he has several other sources of income. Prior to being elected president, Obama earned roughly $60,000 per year as an Illinois State Senator, plus an additional $32,000 per year from teaching at the University of Chicago Law School.
>Since then, Obama has made a large portion of his wealth from sales of his books. According to Heavy, sales of Obama’s books peaked in 2009, grossing roughly $5.7 million that year alone.
>Heavy also reports that every year of Obama’s presidency, he has earned an estimated $1.5 million toward his pension. He also earns interest on investments made prior to and during his presidency.
anxiety and depression
>>72596119
Assface
Anon who kissed his fingers when he made a duck with his hand by doing the Italian hand gesture
Are you still here, I got a surprise
>>72596147
sucks
>>72596195
yes
>>72596046
info science. I put off all my projects and studying to the last minute so it was just bad but apparently the rest of my class averaged just above 50% on the midterm and project
>>72595294
I heard you lewdposted with my bf last night >:3
>there are depressed people on this thread
lmao
do you guys even exercise or even TRY for a gf?
>tfw super racist now
I didn't want to be. How do I stop hating the non-whites?
>>72596276
>hating all non-whites
you're just dumb desu
>>72596276
Literally nothing wrong with being racist.
Just don't go and attack people.
Be like me. Racial profile.
>>72596263
I have a bf and it's only made me slightly less depressed
>>72596297
Well that doesn't help. Now I just feel more racist because you insulted me.
>>72596306
I think I know how to profile
>>72596342
I'm white though dumb-o
>>72596177
mum is making me taking out the rubbish again lads
>>72596263
i work out daily, only sluts want me, i wanna die
*Says something provocative and awaits (You)'s*
kikes wear stupid hats
>>72596427
BACK THE FUCK OFF???
*kills (You) and steals your (You)s*
>>72596380
Go to church, dummy.
*zaps you*
>>72596378
that fucking cunt
Iran
>>72596490
What did the Jews do with Fabrege eggs?
basquiat mixed with monet when that heron in me
>>72596473
heresy, church turns religious study and worship into a social activity, absolute mockery
>>72596490
I ran so far away
>>72595656
Ah yes
Female comedians
>hair so long now that I cant put on headphones without covering my ears with hair
>>72596591
pull your hair behind your ears, brah
i miss having long hair, shaved it like a month ago and it's growing in THICC again
>>72596263
I don't do either and I'm not depressed
You are all young fellas who have not achieved inner peace. Also I'm sure there are lots of faggots here too, who will never be happy and should kill themselves.
>>72596509
the bolsheviks nationalized the Fabergé company and forced the Fabergé family to flee Russia and ended the Imperial Commissions
>>72596648
>Also I'm sure there are lots of faggots here too
How absurd
>>72596648
hell yeah we should
>>72596722
follow this *unzips dick*
>>>/r9k/35694538
>>>/r9k/35694538
Follow me, fellow leafs.
>want to play the new Mass Effect for the waifu
>but it looks like complete shit
what do
>>72596765
>He has wants to fuck the mentally handicapped
@72596755
>>72596800
>he doesn't
Hello!
>>72596765
Don't consider buying this game unless its 50% off or more.
>>72596831
say something in french
>>72596831
Oh hai you
>>72596648
I'm 31, physically active, married, and deeply depressed. My brain's just kinda fucky. I would an hero, but I don't want it to affect the life insurance policies on me.
>>72596845
Comment était ta journée, Montana?
>>72596848
That is a nice Satania. Have this!
*shows you what I got*
*hugs America*
>>72596951
Not bad, kid.
But check THIS out
>>72596910
i love it when you talk to me like that
it was just kinda meh, how was yours?
no power lads
had to poop in the dark
*smells canadas hair profoundly*
>>72597012
Mine was a calm one. I stayed inside of my household all day.
>>72596999
good trips
>>72597041
>no power lads
U ok?
*buries my head in America's shoulder*
>>72597048
Which one? there are millions of Canadians...
lads
I love Arlene Francis.
Who wants to join my Arlene Francis fan club?
Thus far I am the sole member.
In our meetings we discuss what we love about Arlene Francis.
>hurr durr there was a snowstorm and the government mismanaged it, that means all of quebec is alienated! 50 dollars from ATMs!
fucking hate anglos
This thread just has fucking animals in it
Ridiculous
>>72597054
sounds relaxing
>>72597110
Do you see the Rocky Mountains?
Live close to them?
>>72597085
literally and figuratively who
>>72597085
You're the weird bong who posted about Gabriel last night
>>72597132
damn kids
>>72597141
I didn't post in /cum/ yesterday.
I just love everything 1950s America.
It was an America without hippies.
Literally paradise.
Gonna deck the next Canadian I see.
>>72597124
pretty much
i live right next to the bitterroot range, west side of the rockies
it's way nicer here than on the side that borders the dakotas
Gonna deck the next californian I see
>>72597219
make sure he's anglo scum first
Gonna suck the next Canadian I see
>>72597238
That's lovely. I wish I could see them but I would have to go all the way to the other side of the country :\\
>>72597286
o-oh
Gonne blow up the next female I see
just stalked old deleted steam friends
one guy is still fat, greasy fuck, works in some tech firm
one guy is bigger jewtube goim than before and has a show show on tv
>>72597314
Come closer, let me put a fruit roll up on you and suck the flavor off
Why is Quebec bitching this time?
>>72597415
I'll give you something to suck the flavor off of :3
>>72597348
Why do you still care about them?
>>72597300
yeah, i wouldn't want to drive through Ontario either
Glacier-Waterton is a neat park tho, if you ever want to visit Montana you're free to cross the border with a park pass
>>72597438
i saw the fattys name and avatar on a dota video
and i had to find out if it was the same person, it was
>>72597450
Oh, so it is like the Peace Arch.
Even Montana is far too.
the only vice that can relieve my fragile artist soul is budweiser
power is back on lads
TURN ON THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC
THIS IS THE FURTHEST TEAM USA HAS EVER BEEN AT BEING WORLD BASEBALL CHAMPIONS
KILL THE NIPS
>>72597431
What will you give me?
Will you take pills to make your cummies taste like pineapple?
>>72597489
I think you miss them tbqh, it's adorable
business idea: pay stupid darkies to hit eachother or throw balls around and make normies of all races pay to watch it
>>72597507
Hello Quebec!
>>72597628
Isn't that the NFL though?
>>72597608
What's the matter? You don't like salty cummies?
>>72597592
LINK
https://youtu.be/AkFJ6MRaVXY
>>72597627
dont think so T B H
you dont ever check up on friends whom you have not spoken with in years?
>>72597679
THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
>>72594981
Cute
>>72597658
Hello Arkansas!
Is your weather still warm?
>>72597758
Very. It was 25 here today.
How have you been?
Sup guys
>>72597792
how often do you post here?
>>72597826
Quite often
>>72597848
make one post with your trip
>>72597848
>4chan finally found one of my autistic waifus
fug how long until she runs from the internet forever like the rest of them?
>>72597507
yes it's our peace arch with alberta-kun
hopefully someday you get to visit
Would you eat your mum's pussy out for $1m?
>>72597881
>finally
Nigga...
/r9k/ has been obsessed with her for months and even had a general for her for a time before mods cracked down on it
>>72597791
I have been great! Have not been on /cum/ in a while because I've been posting on /a/, I post there a lot more.
How about you?
>>72597886
I would love to! Haven't been to the US before!
>>72597881
they've been posting here since a couple of weeks and you react now?
>>72597898
>$1m
Dude I would do it for $10k without questioning it.
>>72597881
...
>>72597902
>>72597908
I've been banned for the last 6 months so I didn't come to 4chan
>>72597898
I'd do it for a Big Mac
My mom is kinda attractive
My life is a fucking hot mess.
>>72597951
at least its hot
>>72597906
Just been spending time with the bf and studying really. Only have a month left until I have nothing to do for summer
>>72597946
post pics
>new dentist
>asks how sensitive I am not novocaine
>not sure
>gives a way too much
>lip is still numb hours later
>never even had a cavity, the filling was just loose
>>72597978
shoulve asked some more to take home
>>72597967
You got a bf? What's his name?
>>72597992
how do people abuse it?
>>72597978
so you just got the filling for fun, presumably
>>72597906
not gonna lie, there's not a whole lot of difference between the parks
but the prince of wales hotel has a restaurant we could get a burger
>Just remembered that the Founding Fathers were freemasons and that I could become a freemason too at the local lodge
>>72598006
Yep! His name is David
>>72597978
>never even had a cavity
>but got a filling
>complaining that the dentist gave you too much cocaine
>>72598063
David is a faggot
>>72598063
I hope you and David have a healthy long relationship!
>>72598087
He's a qt tho :3
>>72598034
No it looked like I had a cavity in the xray, but it was just from the old filling falling out
>>72597998
*eagle cries*
>>72597978
they gave me a shot of that shit one time and it went up into my eyes and made everything blurry for an hour
>>72598050
Hanging out with a bunch of old guys, no thanks.
>>72598099
so do I desu
>>72598099
I he gets aids, sodomite
Cirno's Perfect Math Class
>>72598117
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
>>72598118
that's absolutely fucked
So I'm thinking about fugging a hooker next week and losing my vcard
I like documenting my life through photography because its fun to look back on
What are the odds I can take a selfie with a hooker post sex?
>>72598193
Just ask her if you can set up a camera
>redsox pepe SMUG.png
>>72598193
you white people are fucking weird
Virginity is a social construct you fucking retard, but being an insecure pathetic loser isn't
>>72598193
have fun anon they'll know how to treat you better than a normal woman
>>72598214
You'll understand once you're older
It's great looking back. I plan to show my kids and turn over my journal I've kept updated constantly since I was 12
>you white people are fucking weird
bunbi
What is /cum/ listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5VfyMxKe4
>>72598228
I'm not insecure about it
I just figure it's about time to have that experience ya know? I'm 27 and have a well paying job, so why not?
>>72598264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGwG0FhU_UU
bullied some middle aged veteran who plays minecraft on twitter and now i feel a little guilty
hate rap and hip hop
>>72598254
remove this post
>>72598264
https://youtu.be/AkFJ6MRaVXY
>>72598264
https://youtu.be/TgyTYKCDqZE
music is for plebs
>>72598285
show me your hole
>>72598264
we built this city
>>72598264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXnfS5zelhc
>>72598332
>not composing your own music catered to your personal tastes for your enjoyment
hate bap and bip bop
>>72598266
How much are you going to pay?
Gonna wank to some pussyeating lesbian porn
>>72598208
who is this?
we are all in a supreme meme dream
free yourselves
>>72598264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BP-LIntM6c
I've been on a /mu/core kick for the last few months owo
>>72598606
is mu still populated by people who think itaots is the best thing ever
>>72596259
its not lewd posting its cute posting
i have seen the errors of my ways
never again
>>72598365
I do that. However, I'm lazy, so I just do covers half of the time. It was Ring of Fire tonight.
>>72598668
Nah that died down in 2014, still a popular album but it lost it's meme status
I'm feelin fuckinnn gooooood
I think I have AIDS
this is my favorite manga
>>72598764
Fucking homo
i forgot i had liquor in my drawer
should i start drinking?
hmm, this is someone's fetish. Really makes you thinkg about things
k-konichiwa, /cum/~
eeeto, my bed is a lil cold (ᗒᗩᗕ)
would any of u like to warm me up?~ o(*>ω<*)o
Dog has soft warm ears buds
>>72598819
yeah we all should
>>72598836
I use my cat as a pillow
>>72598836
My doggo has a fuzzy face, I was high as fuck petting him on the floor for like an hour
No weebshit allowed
USA is playing Japan in baseball and it's a must win
cat is a madman
runs around jumping on all the chairs very frequently lately
*listens to gook pop once*
>>72598890
( ^ 3^)
wrestling
>>72598890
baka gaijin katana hiroshima tokyo nagasaki bushido
no one good in American baseball plays in the WBC
GO TEAM USA
DEFEAT ANIME
>>72598949
Yeah they do, just not for team USA
(〃・ω・〃)
>>72598828
uwu
OwO
WE DID IT, /leftypol/!!!!
〜٩( ╹▿╹ )۶〜
uguuu~
I cocoon myself in cum-dried bedsheets
swimming
(人´∀`*)
USA STRIKES ANIME FIRST
USA
USA
USA
USA
ヽ( ・∀・)ノ
ヾ(・ω・。)シ
The guy doing the weird little face things can cut it out now okay buddy.
ヾ(*ゝω・*)ノ
>>72599095
(; ̄Д ̄)
Truth of the day: nukes don't actually exist.
>>72598997
hope the nigger who did this got shot
Truth of the day: jews converted themselves into nukes to escape nazi persecution
gf just sent me this
>>72599148
I hope they rip the skin off where a Hitler stache should be, then punch his eye out.
>>72599148
>>72598997
Next time I see a coon I'll shoot it twice
(´・ω・`)
>>72598958
Moron, we can bring in a squad 10 x better
WBC means shit
>>72599160
Tell her a Canadian would stab her private parts with his meat dagger if she payed HIM
>>72599160
That's my cum under her lips
>>72599174
:3 qt
>>72599177
>Moron
I didn't say we couldn't genius, but most of the top MLB players play for other teams.
Seriously consider suicide
>>72598922
>>72598966
>>72598986
>>72598968
>>72599041
>>72599031
>>72599051
>>72599067
>>72599082
>>72599100
>>72599113
>>72599174
>>72599200
Stob pretending to ~~~<> be mee \(#+#)/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w98mem4FVQ0
Chimps vs humans and chimps win every time
>you wake up w/ your sis sitting on your lap
>she sticks her foot in your face and says "suck or I'll kick your face in"
what do you do
do you enjoy it or not
>>72594285
is state love memes a thing cuz Texas is deep dicking New Mexico
>>72599239
further proof that footfags need to die
>>72599209
They don't though
If you're referring to old washed up talent like DR and Venezuela
>>72599239
suck it sensually and make sure she feels my buldge
>>72599239
I push her off my lap and shake my head thinking about foot kraut
Why can't I find any Jewish woman porn, like the stereotypical ones with the black curly hair and hook noses?
>>72599235
I am stronger than humans
>>72599327
they hid it
>>72599356
Fuckin jews
>>72599239
die