/brit/

niggers

why are Londonogs so touchy?

Anime.

>>72592996
good post

Greater London is black

Would rather kill myself than live outside of London

>>72592996
not a fan

>>72592996
You have been banned from entering the United States for being racist.

Is it illegal to coach a 15yo during her anorexia if there's no intention of meeting her or getting her pics?

Her target weight is definitely unhealthy but not life threatening so it's not like I'm trying to kill her or anything.

Just became an apprentice sandwich artist at subway
finally I'll be able to afford a flat in London

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Here's a pic of the table shitter

Which area of London are you in lads? Lambeth North here tbqhwy. Not a bad area, few too many blacks but hey ho.

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Typical morning routine

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god this show is shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y

choon

>>72593087
stay away from underage girls lad.

>>72593087
'once

>>72592987
>>72593074

Remarkably, there is only a 14% chance that both of these posters are of white british extraction

statistically no posters here are white

Anyone here not like the British Broadcasting Corporation? Why?

>>72593115
Are normies still obsessed with it?

>>72593098
He's even wearing the virgin mask.

choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0yNndiQMVk

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>>72593103

>>72593157
good thing his face is so fucking punchable

>>72593141
dont care fuck off

You can only bash London if you live in

>York
>Edinburgh
>Bath
>Lancaster
>wealthy market town or countryside

Anyone else lives in a violent shithole or a mosque

>>72593145
thought they were bumming game of thrones still

Chesh is apparently not white

>>72593187
Mahaha.

>>72593191
canterbury?

>>72593191
bristol
oxford
durham

York >>> New York, t'bh

>positions himself in front of a liquid-crystal display pane
>spends his life

>>72593098
ive missed this, what's it about?

feel like living in a 90% white commuter town and working in london is the ideal desu

The only place in the North that isn't a mosque is Cheshire
Coincidentally the only person that bashes London 24/7 is from Cheshire

makes the brain cogs turn clockwise

>>72593212
Thought everyone knew I'm British Asian, I don't exactly try to hide it.

>>72593145
because they find the extreme gore/violence edgy and exciting (like with GoT)

>>72593191

>York
>Bath
>Exeter
>Edinburgh
>Winchester

these are the good ones

>oxford
>bristol

these are good too

>>72593261
my monitor cost £700

>>72593294
I don't care about London you black mong

>>72593087
'sheed

>>72593144
I don't like the bias and social agenda it pushes. Don't like it's approach to dealing with people who don't pay the license either.

That said, their drama is pretty good and their science, history, nature, arts & culture programs are great. I like watching BBC Four and the wide variety of documentaries that are on from one hour to the next.

>>72593340
very nice

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>>72593189

fuck off chester

going to tomorrowland 2012

>>72593350
you are a sad virgin that sits on /brit/ and shitposts about london 24/7

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>>72593295

>>72593191
>>Bath
oh :)
london's a pakipoopit

>>72593338
>bristol
>good
hmm
no

Islam and Judaism are diseases that will destroy the world.

>>72593294
>The only place in the North that isn't a mosque is Cheshire
And Cumbria and North Yorkshire and pretty much all of Durham and Northumberland.

>>72593295
fuck off paki

>>72593430
hello rorke

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>live in central Bath
>want to be smug about it but I pay through my arse for rent and not sure it's really worth the effort I have to put in to afford it

Name one (1) British person

>>72593422
Was at Bath over the weekend

Not bad la'

Should have never given women the vote.

>>72593402
not true

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Londoners get so angry on here because they've been brought up by media pumping it into their heads that London is the greatest city on Earth. They then proceed to have a meltdown when people do not like their crowded, polluted, rude, soulless and materialistic city and its inhabitants.

Hint: London essentially functions as a convenient spot for the speculation of international financiers and usurers, and the ballyhoo of the world press. You, runt reading this, are not part of this establishment.

Now go back to paying 50% of your paycheck as rent to Landlord Goldstein, avoiding Rasheed and Jamal and choking on your polluted air while the big boys run /brit/, OK? Cheers.

You can only bash London if you live in Hull

>>72593293
Debated doing this but if you commute then you probably have to leave your house just after 7am and get back after 6:30pm. Can't really imagine doing that on crowded trains every day of the working week, it's just such a depressing existence - especially when your commuter town is likely a boring soulless place filled with other commuters. London is shite and everything is expensive and you'll never be able to afford property here - all of that is true - but it is undeniably a pretty interesting place to live.

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Like a VIRGIN

Touched for the very first time.

whsoh

>>72593446
Mo Farah

>>72593439
>the countryside is white

what's new

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going to be taking the ol' modafinil tomorrow

>>72593455
rorke

>>72593295
'sheed

cambridge is nice

i have to fuck asian students

>>72593422
Good as in renowned for its activity, there was a reason i didnt include it at the top

>>72593501
So what's your argument?

Chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VzIvIacMSU

hello friends long time

>>72593443
hello

>>72593464
>paycheck
foy

>>72593449
Came at a good time.

Literally swamped with tourists in the summer.

>tfw gambled all of my money away again
Looks like I'll be eating scraps for a few weeks.

>durrrrr muslims

and whats wrong with muslims? nothing. but you continue to use them as a scapegoat

Does /brit/ have a favorite nasheed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSDX4Ltt2zY

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/8898321/Neanderthals-were-too-smart-for-their-own-good.html
>tfw to intelligent

>>72593558
OK my little sheed, ignore the rest of the post

dont care

Want to rent in alderley edge

Going to be moving to Hull - can't wait

>>72593597
all the good ones get taken down :[

>>72593605
>white people have Neanderthal DNA

it all makes sense now

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need a fuck

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>>72593582

>>72593505

does it work

>>72593571
Yeah I know
Were a fair few chinkies knocking about though

>>72593680
dunno, i'll tell you tomorrow (it'll be my first time)

>>72593609
london's a shithole yes
but you're an americanised twat
just because we agree london's shite doesn't make you any less of a twat

twat

Former NBA player Shaquille O'Neal can likely see that a basketball is round, but the newly proclaimed "flat-Earther" can’t seem to say the same for the planet.

In a podcast that aired Feb. 27, the basketball legend announced that the Earth is flat, saying that when he drives from Florida to California, "it's flat to me."

>>72593685
dont care fuck off

>>72593696

okay please do

I use Tinder and Bumble almost obsessively and yet I would never arrange a date through them. Can't imagine a more depressing or runtish way to start a relationship desu (that said, I have literally never had a relationship, so it's possible that I might not be in the best place to suggest which relationships are runtish and which aren't)

>>72592987
>people in London do 'brunch'
Case closed.

why don't we organize a big gaming session lads? x

civ 5, maybe? x

or rocket league 3v3? x

off my tits on nootropics

>>72593720
screeching

pure yank comment

>>72593597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abyHF_zG3ng

>>72593767

the idea of starting a relationship with a girl that gets hundreds of messages every week and can pick and choose, and knows this, is a terrible one

Flat earth is so fucking stupid, why are so many people entertaining it?

Casey Neistat is really ugly and I don't like him.

>>72593822

So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this s*** is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it's flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat."

>>72593844

it's just a theory

>>72593739
>Chester
Literally where

took an attack dose of paracetamol

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I wonder what a woman would say if I told her I'm a virgin

Even if she liked me, she'd probably get creeped out

Being a male virgin in your 20s is crushing

>>72593857
Still fucking mongy.

>>72593870
kill yourself

>>72593857
Do you actually know what a theory is?

>>72593842
That's it, the date would feel more like a job interview where she has all the power. I still hold onto the idea that one day I'll meet a qt girl, become friends with her, and that'll slowly develop into a relationship - but it's never happened yet, so chances are it probably won't happen in the future either desu.

>>72593720
>have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings?
>You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat

ROARING

Evolution is a lie from the pit of Hell.

imagine not being jewish

>>72593891
>Even if she liked me, she'd probably get creeped out
That's 50/50 desu mate.

>>72593844
there are a lot of folks in America who still believe in the phlogiston theory of combustion mate

>>72593891
just don't tell them and fuck them

If you had to choose between living in Glasgow or Plymouth which would you choose?

Killing yourself isn't an option

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>>72593904
VERY rude

>>72593910
do you?

>>72593948
Cryogenically freeze myself.

>>72593955
Yes, you clearly do not though.

>>72593948
Plymouth
Warmer than Glasgee

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>>72593891

being a male incel in this society is living hell. every single day is torture.

>>72593948
Glasgow, by a long shot. It isn't as shit as it used to be.

twerp is an underrated insult i shall be using more in future

>>72593948
Glasgow.

>>72593891
>>72593998
It's shit but it's not that bad, christ. I don't even think about it until you mongs waffle on about it.

>>72593980
Same could be said for all of us.

>>72593948
Glasgow because it would kill me quicker

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the gf

bit of 'MR before i slumber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmYnyFOaQsw

got hoes in multiple post codes

>>72593999
were you there in the 80s by any chance? Hopin for storytime.

Your all wrong, Birmingham and Nottingham are the only good places in the UK. The rest have too many Europeans or Inbred Rurals

forgot to say, need a bf

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Pahahaha

>>72594030
bit of MW before slumber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNseYV00Me4

I'm a white Catholic and have no love for the muzzies, but I unironically believe that ISIS did nothing wrong. Wouldn't you become a little bit radical if your home country was bombed into complete shit by (((foreign forces))) who insist that they are delivering freedom to you?

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>>72593891

>tfw 28yo KV
>not fat
>not disfigured
>not a recluse
>not religious

>>72593446
sadiq khan

who want to be my bf~~?? :3

>>72594095
yeah mate i'd start genociding my countrymen cause that makes complete sense

>>72594060
No, it just used to have a reputation for being rough but a guy I know moved there recently and says it's actually pretty decent.

>>72594086

Do people really sit and watch these 30, 60, 90, 120 minute videos daily from people like him, sargon, stefan etc? What a total waste of time

>>72594103
>>not fat
>>not disfigured
>>not a recluse
>>not religious
I know your pain lad

I wish I had a gf as inexperienced as me. So we could learn together

>>72594095
But the area in northern Iraq where Isis came from hadn't been bombed in years

>>72594128
i will

All whites in this country intuitively know that non-whites shouldn't be here

>>72594149
I don't mind a quick 5-10 minute one if I come across it on the 'tube but I'd rather just read something and form my own opinion instead of listening to some mong e-celeb waffle on for an hour.

>>72594076
wew

that's Sonic Chronicles tier bad

ME is done. Bioware too, they haven't made a good game since 2010

>tfw halfbrit bf

>>72594184
Agreed, the Welsh are disgusting.

>>72594128

I'll be your BEEF (best ever eternal friend)

>>72593931
Probably more than that
>>72593947
>fuck them
Yeah but I'll likely never get to that stage either
Just one more obstacle for me

>>72593920

I think I have that, met the ol' 'f at work and she's only ever dated one other person. Only had sex with two people including me also.

This is all counteracted by her being nice-but-dim and sadly I'm moving away for Uni soon. One day lad

>>72594169
grooming is not illegal

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

>>72594143
>I'm Glaswegian
It's very decent these days, but I don't really want to let the secret out

>>72593998
>She is fat. It makes her mad though so dont bring it up. i tried to make a post on it but the admins wouldnt approve the red pill

>>72594149
I find him comfy to listen to, i put him on in the background sometimes when i am doing something else

>>72593947

a girl will spot a virgin within literally seconds of them attempting intimacy

most of them will suss it out from your general body language and demeanour. aspie incel virgins really do walk, talk and interact a certain way. it's kind of a signal saying DO NOT BREED WITH THIS

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Natalia Starr lads :3

>>72594205
Certainly will not be any more ME games, which is kind of a shame

>>72594180
hihi

>>72594221
thanks i need a friend
i will be your best friend in return and listen to you anytime

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>tfw birthday almost over
>tfw no one said happy birthday to me
>tfw will never be a teenager again
>tfw 20 year old virgin
Is it over? should I suicide lads?

>>72594076
>75 critics
>3.8 users
Ah yes game journalists.

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You heard it folks, pack it up

>mate just said "yeah... well you know... i did it for shits and ryan giggles"

howling.

>watching porn

runt

going for drinks at my new job but barely know anyone need advice would like to make friends/ put my penis in one of these people

reading some fables

>>72594258

I might end up at Strathclyde Uni so was wondering how nice it is. I either get it's really nice or absolutely fucking awful, girlfriends parents even said the life expectancy was 40 - 50 years old

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rate my porn list lads (I have deleted most to free up the 2TB since)

>>72594332
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

i had to google male incel and found something about me that I never knew
thanks brit

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>>72594393
>Tim Tales

>>72594393
>not seeding

>>72594340
been avoiding it recently mr peterson

>>72594393
impressive but also a bit gay

>>72594332
>he is still 20
>living in a 1st world country
>willingly locked up himself in the basement
i wish i was you faglord, fucking kill yourself already waste of oxygen dumb frogposter

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3BbzWimtYI

>Blücher claimed that he had been impregnated by a French grenadier and was carrying the fetus of an unborn elephant in his stomach. The field marshal was equally convinced that enemy agents were somehow heating the floors of his palace as part of plan to scorch his feet. And to top if off, Blücher would often try to kill ordinary houseflies with his sabre.

everyone is so serious nowadays

>>72594393
what part of "stop using pornography" didn't you understand

>>72594332
Happy birthday anon
Nobody but my mum wished me happy birthday last time either

haitiANO is a gay ajajajajajaj

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>>72594428
>System Generated Reseed Request (53)
>>72594438
ty
>>72594456
vile breeders can't tell me what to do

>>72594332
Oh fuck off you don't even have it that bad.

Happy birthday by the way.

>>72594447
>look at me i'm the poor brown pavela monkey stuck in my third world shanty wahhh feel bad for me!

kill yourself now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

>>72594520
>look at me i'm the retarded pig you are poor lol i come to brit even though i'm a retarded brainwashed american looool
end yourself cunt

>>72594371
Don't listen to anyone that hasn't been within the last 10 years and experienced the place. Especially don't rely on people's stereotypes. There are some very dodgy areas in the outerlying areas but you'd never end up there accidentally (don't all major cities have similar?). There is something called the Glasgow effect where life expectancy is lower but again this is coming from the extremely deprived areas outwith the city but within the greater conurbation.

I couldn't recommend Glasgow more than for students, loads of unis and students cutting about all the time, and it's cheap.

Honestly you won't regret it, plus Strathclyde is an excellent uni.

bit late but after living in london for 5 years i can confirm it is indeed shit if you're not a millionaire.

accidentally got the seafood ramen thought it would taste fishy and grim but actually just tastes the same as any other cogito ergo sum vis a vis tastes of salt

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>>72594396
Thanks!
>>72594447
Its hard out there brazilbro
>>72594457
Thanks, I know the pain, love u x

>>72594332
happy birthday lad

experienced a miserable lonely 20th birthday as a KV last year myself

>>72594451
did he just make one post don't understand

>>72594537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzQN3KS6v-M

you can actually get a job even if you don't go to a Russell group uni

>>72594501
I do though, thankyou

>>72594556
touched a nerve did i?

go be poor and brown somewhere else

on the dizzle in 3 weeks

bought a 2 bed flat in castlebar

>>72594657
Yes, Sports Direct and Amazon are always looking for people. I hear fruit-picking will be getting more lucrative these days.

>>72594332
hire a prostitute

>tfw 23 year old KHV who has lonely birthdays
It doesn't end lads.

dont come to Barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporized.

>>72594657
doing a doubt.

>>72594665
as if a narrow minded fatass like you can even think straight to do that lmao

>>72594332
happy birthday lad

>>72594332
get some mandy lad

>>72594657
this is true i have to ring up alumni from my poly uni for work and man of them have good jobs

>>72594693
>>72594712
stop being pessimistic thanks

>>72594611
Thankyou, are you still a KV? is there still hope?
>>72594695
i cant
>>72594701
:(<3
>>72594718
thanks

>>72594447
>waahhhh im poor
Nobody cares, your country is shit so it should be expected that you're miserable, that's normal for you cunts.

>>72594742
>i cant
yes you can

>>72592987
Let's get ass raped by sand nigs edition

>>72594447
WOW LE 1ST WORLD COUNTRIES ARE SO EASY MEME YOU BECOME A PROFESSOR AT 19 MAKE 500 MILLION AND RETIRE TO SWITZERLAND AT 20 LE MEMEY

>>72594742
>Thankyou, are you still a KV? is there still hope?
I am still one
I've learned to accept it now though

digestive or chocolate digestive

thanks ;)

haven't left the house in a month lads
think i've finally given up

>>72594735
>I work as an account manager for one of the largest wealth management firms in the UK
>It says here you live in Scunthorpe though
>Y.yes that's right, I work in the regional offices

After living in Wigan for 7 years I can confirm the North is shit

do you eat supper?

>all the normie twats whinging about being virgins
oh le no :((((
my le day would be some much le better if i had done le thing sometime :((((

i'll be back when the sad normies have stopped whining about their "problems"

you'll miss me. trust me, you will.

Feeling really bad anxiety and depression over turning 20 at the end of the month lads.

The thing is I've always been the chillest motherfucker my entire life, which I think is the problem. Before I never cared and breezed through life without giving a shit and not putting any effort into anything, and now the repercussions of my lack of life experience are catching up to me. Fuck I still live with my parents and have no job.

someone pls hold me

>>72594785
>ass

FOY

imagine calling dinner tea

really weird seeing 30+ year olds with social anxiety

>>72594834
I live in manchester and it's fine

>>72594806
this late it would have to be a digestive

After living for 20 years I can confirm life is shit.

>>72594858
I know that feel

My life fell apart around that age. Lost all friends, got depression and anxiety. Slowly piecing it back together. Doing OK in uni.

seething itt right now

>>72594871
Imagine saying 'dinner time' instead of 'tea time'

Unthinkable.

>>72594834
no Wigan is shit

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>>72594781
No I cant, its hard not easy
>>72594802
I dont want to accept it though

>>72594858
t. literally me 10 years ago

it'll be the same at 30 if you dont cash out or dramatically change your behaviour

dont end up like me lad

>>72594858
It'll only get worse from here, your circumstances will spiral out of control until you're working a shitty job you hate while living at home for the next 20 years until your parents die.

Imagine having literal terrorists as your country's leaders.

breakfast
dinner
tea

lunch is for yanks

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How the fuck do I stop fantasizing and wanking off to trannies lads? I've reached peak degeneracy and it's destroying me

>>72594902
>in uni
lmao yeah """depression""" and """anxiety"""

london is a beautiful victorian city

>>72594935
You already do so no need to imagine

>>72594935
the west bomb syriastan who are the REAL terrorists?????

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>>72594924
>I dont want to accept it though
I know. But...you will.

Sertraline helps.

Post cosy Gondolas lads

>>72594951
eventually you'll get depressed enough that your sex drive will disappear altogether and you'll stop wanking

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>>>/his/2542638

Do Xtians really do this?

>>72594951
Stop wanking every day. You'll go back to normal stuff eventually.

>>72594902
>My life fell apart around that age. Lost all friends, got depression and anxiety. Slowly piecing it back together. Doing OK in uni
Pretty much me except the signs of my life falling apart were already showing after I left secondary. I'm now a mature student at uni and working part time, I don't think I'll ever get a proper social life back but at least I might end up moderately successful for myself if things go well.

>>72594858
>>72594902
>>72594930
aahahahhaa!

>7:00am – Breakfast
>9:00am – Second Breakfast
>11:00am – Elevenses
>1:00pm – Luncheon
>4:00pm – Afternoon Tea
>6:00pm – Dinner
>8:00pm – Supper

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>>72594951
don't make me say it

>>72594985
top kek

wasted on that shitty and slow board though should've posted it on /pol/

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breakfast
second breakfast
elevenses
lunch
afternoon tea
dinner
supper

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>>72594930
>tfw

>>72594956
I take medication for it and have gone through counselling m8

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>>72594996
I wank literally once a week and it's only getting worse. I wasn't like this 6 months ago even. I even wanked to full on gay fantasies which would have been unimaginable one year ago. What the fuck is happening?

>>72595017
fat cunt

Feel like I should have chose to study Civil Engineering instead of Marine Engineering lads

>>72594902
>Lost all friends
I literally only have 2 friends left and I know that it's inevitable that I'll lose them both too this year.

>>72594928
At what point did you cross the Rubicon? What do I need to do to avoid it?

>>72594930
ah. ahhh. ahhhhhhh no

>>72595006
huehuehuehue

>>72595075
hire a prostitute
shag a real woman

>>72595102
Any time I look up escorts I end up gravitating towards the tranny section. I cannot escape this hell

where do i go to meet people?

>>72595075
porn has desensitized you into becoming just another sexual deviant. I suggest a career in sex work.

>>72595089
Yeah you probably should have. Whatever will you do with yourself?

>>72595063
you mean you had someone sit there and tell you to take some stuff only because you've paid them to and they can't legally call you a normie twat and tell you to fuck off?

>>72595003
i-i sort of feel like i am mid fall apart and share the same prospects

Any of the other friendless lads just NOT want friends at this point? I'm so used to going through life alone that I'd rather just carry on this way instead of having obligations to other people.

>>72595089

i'm doing petroleum engineering myself but yeah you should've done civil instead

a few nights ago someone said "literally scrubbing my floors at this post" and i didnt say anything at the time but i thought it was funny

ergo, i will be saying it too from now on

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>>72595132

I don't know lad, having second thoughts about everything

>>72595075
Have you considered that you may not be completely heterosexual?

>>72595122
well that could work too

shag a real tranny and realise that trannies are nasty

>>72595138
The sooner you do something the better, at least if you put in some effort to be successful you can be /comfy/ for the rest of your life.

>>72595135
>paid them to
it was free

>>72595123
join a club, book club, vape enthusiasts, birding, etc. or some classes like dancing or cooking.

I unironically wore a 3-piece suit to my college admissions interview.

real depression hours is very early tonight

>>72595148

I haven't actually started yet but I've chose my options, Marine Eng looks fun and has stuff offshore but I don't know, just doubting everything

Get to study fluid dynamics though, I suppose that's handy

>>72595123
tinder

>>72595187
Nah lad definitely heterosexual. Love the women and I still do but this fetish has me infected.

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>i like dick but yes i am definitely heterosexual

>>72595201
>it was free
you mean i paid for it with my tax?

even worse

Do you lads actually get matches on the Tinder? On it about a year and literally have matches in the low-teens

>>72595256
of course...

>>72595279
>tfw bisexual but too scared to shag blokes
wat do /brit/?

>being homophobic
ishygddt

>>72595236
HATED fluid dynamics desu but i hate almost all my coursework except the maths courses

>>72595122
Worst case scenario you end up like that anon on /r9k/ who ended up getting butt raped.

>>72595289
not a sad cunt so i don't use it lol

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>>72595217

glib facsimile

>>72595281
yeah lol

>>72595305
stop being gay so it isn't an issue

>>72593025
>>72593025
>>72593025

>>72595217
I bet it fit you really well and you wore good quality complimentary shoes with it.

>>72595326
I did get in, so there's that.

>>72595289
nah don't have a smart phone, what i do have is i have a planner for all my clubs and recreational class meetings. guarantee i've made more matches there than anyone in this little chatroom.

>>72595242
Dont want to use it and would be very embaressed because at least one of my sisters is on it

>>72595305
Shag a bloke dressed like a woman instead.

drop out of uni whilst youve got the chance and get yoursen a trade

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>>72595338
lol

>>72595196
Uni isnt a problem, idk about job prospects
but friends
i used to have loads
now i have basically none
its a really shit feeling, i just sort of feel... forgotten, like i am more of a memory than a presence in the lives of most people i know

they've all just gradually stopped speaking to me
I suppose i am still theoretically friends with half of them, they just dont talk to or see me very often (read:a few times a year)
I have like one or two friends i actually speak to on a semi-regular basis (read:once a week) but i have a feeling i will lose them too soom

>>72595362
this
what if someone sees ffs

>>72593380
>I don't like the bias
alright nige.

>their drama is pretty good and their science, history, nature, arts & culture programs are great.
This I agree with. Although the most recent sherlock was wank

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>>72595354
i put in a good word for you.

>>72595236
Mate do whatever you want. Everyone has doubts about their career at some point in their life, we all just get on with it. Just take a decision and go from there, we all do it, you'd be surprised how much better you'll feel once you move on from decisions.

>>72595415
Thanks la