Italy is the best country of the world

True.

>>72591513
t. Gino Schultz

>>72591513
Yep, by far.

No, that's Greece

no its germany :3

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how do you go from this ...

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TO THIS??

no, we're poor and brown, don't come here

>>72591513
italy isnt even the best country on their own penninsula

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>>72591563
wanna come back?

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>>72592415
this

>>72592558
Yes.

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>>72591513
I unironically agree with you

>>72591641
>>72591669
>>72592057
>>72592188
>>72592230
>>72592248
>>72592602
Voglio scopare

>>72592558
>condemning our little sister to our same fate

>>72592614
You don't want that, trust me.

>>72592663
Eh mica solo tu, ragazzo

>>72592188
EZIO DONT YOU RECOGNIZE ME

>>72592700
No.

>>72592675
aww, too bad.

>>72591513
Yes
>first world
>best weather for a first world country
>it has everything from beaches to mountains
>one of the best cuisines in the world
>one of the nicest languages in the world
>probably the richest culture in all of Europe
>amazing architecture
>amazing wine
>gorgeous women
I want to visit Italy but don't want to be rude because I don't speak Italian:(

Also is it common for visitors to also visit San Marino or is this country just a meme?

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>>72592230
NAPOLI
A
P
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>>72592764
>I want to visit Italy but don't want to be rude because I don't speak Italian:(

Dude 90% of their language is hand gestures and v-neck shirts mixed with saying "Vaffunculo".

t. Italian expert

mamma mia I take in da assahola because I'ma italianooo

>>72592839
Your mom is a whore.

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>>72592969
Shut the fuck up Anglo or I'm going to kick you're ass

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>>72592764
thanks anon, appreciated
visiting San Marino isn't uncommon, if you are around the same region (if you have to travel 400km to get to it maybe not), you won't stay long anyway, the place is small
it's just that there are far more worthy locations around the country, San Marino is just a very little town with some lands surrounding it, it's nice and characteristic but if it's your first time in Italy, depending on how much you plan to stay too, I will recommend spending some day in one or two major cities with the possibility to do day long trips to nearby locations

>>72593044
VAFFUNCULO tua madre era una capra

>>72592764
You basically described France

>>72593139
What is she now?

>>72593389
France and Italy are two very similar countries so yes it also applies

But French weather and landscape sucks in the north and Rome > Paris

>>72593431
un animale fienile con quattro gambe

>>72593483
Tua madre è un sedile reclinabile.

>>72593051
i'd grind you into a fine powder cunt bring it on

>>72593389

We are very similar Italy, the main difference is that we are warriors also.

>>72593549
È padre puzzava di cacca e sto andando a calci asino

>>72591513
except it's not
it's filthy and the Italians are the laziest people I've ever encountered

no thanks/10

>>72593578
>>72593593
Bit hostile much? hmm

>>72593614
Kek, what did you try to say you filthy ANIMALE CHE DEVE TACERE?

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>>72593593
mmm yes, french warriors

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>>72593593
>we are warriors

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>>72593719

>>72593663
*bollocks your bollocks into dust*

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>>72593593

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>>72593695
spiacente è troppo divertente tradurre insulti in italiano

>tfw I came to this board to talk about how big Italy's muscles are
>This is the first thread I see
I just want to be Italian so bad, I'm already poor and brown.

>>72593799
Tua madre beve sborra di gabbiano in polvere.

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>>72593593

>french warriors

>>72593833
Welcome to /int/ José

>>72593846
Tua madre era una hampster e lei ha malattie vagaina

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I don't have any Italian family, how can I gain Italian citizenship?

>>72593887
Nah I'm just black and white (guess where my dad is *hint* I don't know)

>>72593908
Tua madre è una zingara che puzza di cacca e pipí.

>>72593887
Italian shitposting on this board is gonna make him change his mind fast

>>72593979
He lets the children go?

>>72594014
We aren't that bad

>>72594014
Everyone shitposts

>>72593979
>I don't have any Italian family, how can I gain Italian citizenship?
Write here your credit card number and pass, I'll do the papers.

>>72593991
Si, beh tua madre non è una persona molto bella

>>72594053
>>72594038
Italians have some autistic shitposting streaks sometimes though, it's very particular. [spoiler]I secretly enjoy it[/spoiler]

>>72593102
Interesting. I wish to visit many historical places when I travel there

>>72594113
Rude!
Tua madre mangia la cacca nei film porno tedeschi.

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>>72594154
Tua madre ha problemi di salute

>>72594154
scusa

>>72593470
This
I don't find France nearly as interesting as Italy, (no offence) also since my background is Italian

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>>72594217
È vero! Monster!
TUA MADRE È UNA SEDIA SCASSATA E PIENA DI GUANO DI PICCIONE!!!

I want to fuck an italian girl and cum her slut face

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>>72594348
scusa...tua madre è un cavallo che ama ananas sulla sua pizza

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>>72594475
Tua madre è un asino che ama la pizza sull'ananas.

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>>72594351
me too :DD

>>72594541
tua madre ama calciare rocce e mangiare pastelli. Sono stato sveglio per 28 ore.

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>>72593719

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>>72594662
Tua madre ama fare pompini in monopattino.
I never though I could have fun with a Canadian, good night :3.

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Only thanks to Sud Tirol.

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>>72594771
Buona notte bud

>>72594351
nigga her waking up next to your head full of your nasty yellow's is like her waking up next to a horses' head

>>72594934
I don't care lol American girls love my accent and big uncut penis

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>>72595100
>big uncut penis

lel try harder

>>72595165
so big and beautiful, the envy of every little italian boy

>>72595100
>actually bragging about fucking American women
That's like bragging about being able to breathe on your own.

>>72594351
good post.

>>72593593
Yes,i agree.
You get too much shit thrown at you just because of the WW2
Your nation is also more complex than Italian one imo

>>72596118
>more complex than us

there's few nations with as much regional variation as us, France is homogenous as fuck in comparison.

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>>72595349

>>72591513
pmt this

>>72596118
so tsundere

what does Italy think of UK?

>>72597119
Boring country with dirty and arrogant people

>>72596373
When will you take the rest of Slovenia.

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>>72592764
Y-yeah best weather indeed

la dolce vita and shiet y'know

>>72597152
:(

Opinions on the USA

>>72593470
> rome>Paris
Nope.

>>72597119
Place where normies and terroni go learn english/work.
London's quite gorgeous. Edimbourgh is in the top 5 most beautiful cities in the world. Shit food, okay people.

>>72597459
it's like the special kid of countries, everyone must stand up and clap to show appreciation and make it feel included

>>72597429
>only Northern Italy is Italy

>>72591513

Ready?

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>>72597530
>Rome isnt better than Paris

>>72597530
both shitholes 2bh

>>72597530
Rome is better for history

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>>72597575
>Paris isn't better than Rome

>>72597563
ready for what, another round of canadian shitposting?

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>>72597601
>Rome isnt better than Paris

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>>72597702
>Paris isnt better than Rome

>what is a lepo?

>>72597542
>normies and terroni
which one are you?

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>>72597815

What do Italians think of Canada?

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>>72597828
>Rome isnt better than Paris

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>>72597895
>Paris isnt better than Rome

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>>72597928
>Rome isnt better than Paris

>>72597838
Here i would be called normie but i'm fine where i am.
>>72597866
/Int/ taught me it's not just maple syrup and cold, but USians too.

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>>72597942
>Paris isnt better than Rome

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>sono arrivati gli ameriCANI

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el americANO