/brit/

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fresh new Bradley hot out the oven for you boys

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anime

oh my fucking days im about to take a fat shit uuuuuuuuuuuuuh

plymouth? yes mate huge fan as it happens

>>72590773
Hannah was HOT

lads what the fuck is a JF? Is it like a GF?

Bet my life is worse than anyone else's itt

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>>72590512
>>72590586
>>72590713
>not picking up on the irony
In 1964 we had a coup against a left-wing government. The far-left got uppity and tried to revolt, cuba-style, and our military killed and tortured thousands of them, much like Pinochet's regime lol.

Communists should burn tbqh.

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how much do you reckon the current £1 coins will be worth when these new ones roll out?

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am currently consuming 500% the RDA of zinc and 2000% the RDA of vitamin B6

bet there are some really nice willies in /brit/ 2bh

i hold no emotions when i roll in
fix up appearances when approaching
back up the skies turn grey when i stroll in
the new heir to the throne has awoken
yea, 09s new king has been boasting
(tell a lie i really been smoking)

>normal people getting involved in politics

ah yes

>>72590902
and a lot of good it's done ya, cunt

>>72590906
£1

In all seriousness what's up with African Americans talking about being "woke" and "full of knowledge" and "wise" when they are typically really stupid fucking people. Lol, what the fuck are wrong with these mongs? And to think the kings of Egypt and Israel were sub Saharan is beyond me...

>>72590906
reckon about £1

>>72590801
scratch a "libertarian" and you find a fascist

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>Communists should burn tbqh.

>>72590902
best post itt

>>72590736
why is her umbilical cord brown?

>>72590906
literally nothing

something like 1 billion pound coins minted

>>72590916
oh yeah? :^)

Not gay but I'd like to play with a big one tbqh

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>scratch a "libertarian" and you find a fascist

>>72590432


someone did a poo on their desk in the Swedish General


EVERYONE call him a paki

>normal people not involving themselves in their countries politics

ah yes

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Just went to see this in the cinema, very good.

However extremely annoyed at the ending, as per every fucking Japanese film.

>>72590907
you do know too much zinc in your system makes your body unable to absorb copper right
you know this leads to anemia and polyneuropathy right

>>72590955
forgot the ifunny watermark

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>>72590736
honestly the stunted perspective of these "underprivileged" really has no value what so ever, their scope of thought is so impossibly narrow due to their slave like impoverished existence.
that's why only a tiny few of these sorts of "oppressed" people have ever created anything of real value, like Shakespeare
this is far from the norm however as most of them are impossibly caught up in a materialist "gimmiedat" mentality.

they tranquillize themselves with these ideas so they can externalize their problems and thrash about aimlessly instead of addressing them.

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>>72590907
take a good look at my personal cronometer.

>>72590953
>scratch a "libertarian"
>violate the NAP
>unleash PMC's

>>72590995
nothing gay about that lad

>>72590939
Better red than dead. Or rather, better be like Chile than going the Cuba/Venezuela's path. Here in LatAm, only sociopaths choose the far left. At this point it is political retardation. Good luck though.

>>72590907
500%? fucking hell lad how much you on? I'm taking 30mg and I heard that if you take too much it fucks with your copper absorption or something and makes you anaemic

>>72591003
pls no bully poo-anon

he is a very sick man

>>72591038
Shut up you fucking melt

Truly the worst posters

I've just realised that most dreams I have involve me being held against my will

is that weird?

>>72591056
>fitfags are so runtish they keep track of all this instead of just eating sensibly

bellowing

>>72591056
fat bastard

>>72590946
they have literally no culture of their own so they have to steal others based on vague shite

packies? noah not a fan

>>72591023
was it all a dream?

>>72590946
>irish
>racist af
typical

I had a weird dream where I was in a shopping centre, and my friend was drinking coffee
then we walked to the train station and there were loads of yellow trains, but they'd do a u-turn at the end of the station and go down another platform

weird

>>72591038
Reagan and Thatcher both died as demented old cunts babbling to themselves in diapers.

>>72591003
wtf I love /swe/ now

>>72591110
i eat more or less the same food daily, so now its more of a task of ticking a box than tracking anything.

>scratch a ukiper
>he cries

also dont give one shit about this retarded anons faggy dream

Last month I earned £4,461.54 but after tax and other deductions I only received £3,029.18 - does that seem accurate? Didn't realise we lived in a communist state desu.

Two girls described my phone as "weird" today. It's a high-end android. They literally just thought it was weird because it's not an iphone. Is this a thing now?

>>72591167
i had a 30 minute nap today and had an immense journey lucid dream
was mental

wonder how many dreams we have in a normal night

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>>72591097
and what happens to you while being held against your will?

Quite literally cannot recall a single dream I have ever had, after ten mins I forget

>>72591113
it's a rest day.

Can't sleep yet again.

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>very little luck with Tinder but giving it one last go
>match with the fittest girl I've ever matched with
>still not phenomenal, but easily a 7.5 and definite qt
>don't want to botch first message
>give it a day or two to think of an interesting and funny first message
>go back today to send message
>she's unmatched me

>>72591192
normies are braindead

what phone is it exactly

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>>72591087
its true
the "oppressed" have nothing of value and no interesting perspectives simply because their perspective is so limited to begin with

its all well and sad reading the struggles of some Peruvian grandmother as her farm is being taken away, but ultimately it is just pity induced masturbation

now struggle and suffering CAN bring about revelation and enlightenment, but often this is not the case, especially when lacking discipline

who was that lad who apparently followed some bad advice on /fit/ and was taking 10 grams of vitamin C a day and his organs shut down?

>>72591192
Weird phone for a weird creepy freak like yourself

>>72591038
I love how all alt-right goons think you'd be a lord in medieval times.

The entire history of reactionary, elitist thought is half baked nonsense written by people trying to justify being born into privilege and fools slurping it up.

Dunning-Kruger effect is real.

>>72591191
billionaires not welcome

>>72590906
well £1 until October...then precisely fuck all.

smoke weed everyday

>>72591192
girls act dumb and judgemental around technology because it makes them seem more feminine. they probably couldn't give a shit what phone you used

>>72591097

I've dreamt about sucking my own cock at least 30 times

Hey gang, what's the latest?

>>72591230
>tfw matched this chinese girl
>tfw we always make small talk
>tfw i always ask her out on a date
>she says yes
>i say ok when
>then she doesnt message for a week
>and then randomly messages back like 'hey are you arlight'

happened unironically 4-5 times now. hanging onto her because i run out of women in my area.

>>72591191
you should have 3,210 after tax . You're probably paying into a pension

why is MDMA the best drug

>>72591201
people attempt to help me
all the whilst I rebel, skeptical of their intentions

>>72590906
Reckon loads of people are going to keep hold of a few under the assumption they'll appreciate in value, but the sheer amount of people doing it will mean they don't appreciate at all

It's like Star Wars toys. Everyone saw how valuable the original trilogy toys became over time, so when the prequels came out, they kept a load of toys from those in packaging.

Funny story desu, I did the same thing thinking my Jar Jar Binks figurines would have been worth a fortune by now. I had a huge shelf full of them in my study on some cheap Ikea shelf unit which, in hindsight, wasn't the best choice as a few years ago I accidentally knocked the whole thing, causing it to come apart and come tumbling, figurines and all, directly onto my nether regions, completely obliterating my bollocks

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>>72591230

>>72591256
not an argument

>>72591259
It was a month and a half's pay desu, but I didn't want to state that in the original post because I wanted to give the impression that I was richer than I am so that people will treat me with respect whenever they see me post on 4chan.

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>>72591303
>i say ok when
you're the guy you're supposed to set the date lad

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>>72591038

the ULTIMATE canadian

>>72591191
>we don't know whether you're paye or self-employed so your NIC rates are impossible for us to figure
>we don't know the source of this income so different tax rates may apply
>'other deductions' could mean anything - are you contributing to a pension fund?

...oh you didn't actually want a real answer, nm.

>>72591319
>bollocks
stopped reading there.

>>72591308
It's not. Good buzz but feeling more depressed than usual for three weeks after is shite.

>>72591328
neither was the linked post

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>>72591301
ah, was literally on here after you.

i need the vid and timestamp of this image PLEASE

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>tfw have legitimate business ideas but zero capital to turn them into fruition

And no, I'm NOT taking out a WONGA

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>>72591319
having bollocks on the bottom line ruined this post

Fucking normie housemate is just sitting in the kitchen on his laptop, meaning I can't go to get my green tea without doing a bit of social interaction. Fucking prick desu, he's got a perfectly good room to browse the web

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the only good brit is a dead brit

UP IN MY LONELY ROOM
WHEN I'M DREAMING OF YOU

>>72591330
my month and halfs pay is only 1500
FOB

>>72591328
Must've struck a nerve. Go on, post some shite art or quote by some 18th century aristocrat bitter about the French Revolution. Then go back to playing SoulsBorne

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the goal

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>all the whilst I rebel, skeptical of their intentions

>>72591357
i did this the first two times, but she didnt respond.

idk what her endgame is 2bh.

I've had this before with girls, where they flake when shit gets too real

listening to cum town

>>72590845
love the evolution of this gimmick

Why yes my life is going no where, thank you for asking.

>>72591388
https://youtu.be/p3eIoamzAd4?t=10

(10/11 seconds ish)

>>72591407
best scrubs moment

>>72591388
not sure sorry

>>72591251
Too much vitamin c just makes you feel ill, he must have been taking something else.

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>>72591256
>love how all alt-right goons think you'd be a lord in medieval times.
never said this
just that what the oppressed have to say is nothing terribly worthwhile, we only put them on a pedestal because it makes us feel better about being born into privilege

it is nothing but masturbation and it does absolutely nothing for these people but perpetuate their diminutive lives

its an excuse for bourgeois cunts like you to justify their existence rather than accepting their lot in life and making the most of it, or alternatively genuinely help people.

currently in a non-demanding state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDcC-wdutqA

>>72591396
Sorry I haven't posted one of these in like six. Months so I'm a little rusty

>>72591398
don't get how people can browse the internet in public

its like letting people see your inner most thoughts.

>>72591372
Not self-employed, normal wageslave job. All income from that job. There was £290 pre-tax deductions that apparently went to a pension fund, although I don't remember agreeing to that. All I know is that the take-home pay calculator I used said I should be a couple of hundred quid up on what I actually got.

>>72591450
camera test vids have always been the most kino filled episodes

thanks

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>>72591434
Girls flake a lot. When they do just move on to the next

>>72591390
you know banks will listen to finance proposals if you can be arsed to compose a business plan....and get out of bed in the morning.

>tfw you have about half a dozen 'apps' that make sense in your head

>>72591496
its ok when you're thoughts are utterly trivial

>>72591496
Apparently most people don't use 4chan, it's weird but I suppose it's possible. He's just sitting there watching YouTube.

>>72591469
>bourgeois cunts like you
ha, I wish

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can sleep easier now

night lads x

hope ur okay chesh x

>>72591506
im not too fussed about girls 2bh.

i already had a loving and sexually exciting relationship before, so i'm sort of satiated.

desu i just want to go on a date with this girl to break the monotony. even if she wanted to be platonic friends i'd willing

>>72591390
work a shit job for a year or so and save up so you have something to start with

it you want to be risky and take a chance you can take out a loan and purchase a business for sale, even something simple like vending machines.

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Absolute top haha why is tinder so hard for some of you losers

>>72591496
Nonce

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>recommended videos
>Mein Kampf- Audio Book

>>72591496
Me either, normies just sit there browses facebook on their pc/laptop whatever, or phones where people can just look over their shoulder, maybe they want to feel important I dunno, but I'd rather people not know what I get up to, which is nothing important really.

>>72591581
Night bender


https://www.apnews.com/b9a1c644825946d7bf5f3d673fbc2ebe/Trump-signs-bill-authorizing-NASA-funding,-Mars-exploration

>The measure amends current law to add human exploration of the red planet as a goal for the agency.

Thoughts lads?

>>72591478
I love how this 'original design' was chosen....
>Clover
>Rose
>Leek
>Thistle

>WHO WOULD HAVE EVER CONCEIVED OF PUTTING THESE 4 THINGS ON A PIECE OF BRITISH CURRENCY....THIS IS BREATHTAKINGLY ORIGINAL

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>>72591443
hell yeah bitch. best podcast in the game

>>72591419
>Feudal lords and kings could only “tax” with the consent of the taxed, and on his own land, every free man was as much of a sovereign, i.e., the ultimate decision maker, as the feudal king was on his. Without consent, taxation was considered sequestration, i.e., unlawful expropriation. The king was below and subordinate to the law.

>The king might be a noble, even the noblest person of all, but there were other nobles and not-so-nobles, and all of them, every noble and every free man no less or more than the king himself was subordinate to the same law and bound to protect and uphold this law. Th is law was considered ancient and eternal. “New” laws were routinely rejected as not laws at all. The sole function of the medieval king was that of applying and protecting “good old law.” The idea of kingship by birthright was absent during early medieval times. To become king required the consent of those doing the choosing, and every member and every section of the community of electors was free to resist the king if it deemed his actions unlawful. In that case, people were free to abandon the king and seek out a new one

>>72591564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b6qH48bslA

wew lad, what a disaster

>>72591581
nn x

>>72591610
good image

May I recommend: Mein Kampf- Audio Book?

>>72591601
post your face

>>72591630
It's not even his actual design.

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>>72591601

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>>72591601
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>>72591601
Carson got some chebberinos

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>>72591461

found it

>>72591407
ah fuck

one of the rock bands/guitar heros has that song
gonna bug me which one now

need a hairy gf to sit on my face

>podcasts

imagine being one of those mongs who laugh to themselves whilst on the train

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>>72591622
good
I like exploration for its own sake

hate that everything needs to be justified for material reasons

>>72591691
the coral

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>>72591654
do not save it

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>>72591657
nah don't post my face online but i'm that fashion yank

this is my default picture do the fucking math lmao

>>72591622
>apply for Mars expedition
>need 5 years on Moon experience

This lil legend is destined for greateness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdeVZSFp3hw

>>72591721
that' the name of the band you cretin

>>72591503
depends on the period over which you earned that money and how much you've already earned this year and whether you get the same amount each month. HMRC can only estimate your final year's total income to the best of their ability when you're in the middle of earning. I suspect your income fluctuates which means it's not easy for them to always make accurate deductions.

Just go phone HMRC (takes a wee while to work out which of their automated menu options actually leads to a human), once you get through they're actually surprisingly helpful.

imagine if an alien race visited earth in a couple of centuries and re-animated all of the dead to use as slaves

you should get cremated

>>72591646
Baffling how they have managed to fuck up so bad

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Haha, white people am I right?!

>>72591708
imagine being one of those people who cares what a spineless little runtbag emptying the bins on the train thinks of him having a laugh to himself

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>>72591708
>he isn't one

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>>72591655
please

>>72591712
Yeah la'
Should be a westerner there first also

>>72591723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPNEduDa-4

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>>72591747
also i'm the communist general poster

watch out NERDS

Evens I masturbate
Odds I masturbate twice with cheeky finger up the bum 2nd time

>>72591678
Did he actually die?

>>72591646
makes me sad

>>72591825
nice

really miss my gf's footjobs after i massaged her soles and sucked her toes

>>72591825
dubs and you stick the finger up the bum the first time

>>72591747
>>72591803
what do you do?

gonna set the ol' 'ega 'ive up tomorrow
so if anyone wants to come round, play some golden axe, gunstar heroes, sonic 3, we can make a day of it

>>72591835
it would have been extremely painful

>>72591859
are footjobs even good physically (I doubt it), or is it only for people w/ foot fetish?

>>72591867
what do you mean what do i do

for a job? i'm a biomedical graduate but currently rather underemployed 2bh

convinced every general on /int/ has a resident retard that soils themselves and shows people on the internet

for us, we have ribena

for the swedes, they have this poo autist

>>72591747
they want the dog dick?

>>72591863
Dubs and I finish by doing a half backward roll and jizzing directly onto my own face

>>72591747
>just chillin in front of my garage with my best friend

>>72591840
Yeah, I do too kinda. I really liked The ME trilogy and was looking forward to Andromeda, but everything points to it being shit, Most of those involved in the first games have left and been replaced by fat blue-haired speccy lezzas

>>72591890
I'm trying to convince him to kill himself atm

>>72591882
it feels good have a food rub on ur willy and if u manipulate her feet then it can be a good feeling

but i'm p sure the excitement comes mostly from my aforesaid fetish.

>>72591749
did one of them give birth to him?

>>72591911
blimey

>>72591890
and for the germans they all piss and shit themselves
though they do it on purpose for pleasure

bird at work is proper fit but you'd think she was ugly from her social media picture
bit shit, nothing to wank over

chicken legend medium meal

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can someone explain this meme to me?

Phone did an update and now the lock screen is an advertisement instead of the lovely landscape photo I'd taken. HATE being a slave to the (((advertising jew))) desu.

>>72591911
oh dog :DDD

>>72591800
peculiar cat

Hello nigger

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>>72591907
dog is a girl so NO!

>>72591914
nah actually set this picture up specifically because girls like that shit

they also like ~photography~ like this picture

>>72591911
trips and you post pics

>>72591911
dubs and pics

>>72591962
the joke is that vegans are very vocal (and sanctimonious) about being vegan and will tell you about it without it being prompted/it being relevant.

>>72591962
vegans are extreme attention seekers and only do it so they can tell all their mates and random people

they literally cannot go 20 minutes without mentioning it

>>72591991
are you a chinlet?

>>72591982
oh fuck off you sickening racist
not even funny to say that word

Fuck off Devon you knobhead

>>72591962
Vegans always need to tell everyone that they're vegan and they take every opportunity they can to do so

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>>72591975

>>72591911
Dubs and you take pics

>>72592011
>>72592032
>>72592047
oh ok thanks lads

>>72591835
he did a post about his conditions on /fit/ later

organ failure

pretty bad

Britain is a country that was built on tolerant values

got bow legs

look retarded in jeans let alone shorts

>manlets
>chinlets
>jawlets
>shoulderlets
>dicklets
>wristlets
>brainlets
>walletlets


WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

really is a shame what happened to Milo

>>72591443
>>72591637
any grey wolves outchea tho

>>72592032
literally have never had this experience
have only ever had people complaining about it, but i don't think i've ever once seen it

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The so-called 'best friend'

>>72591945
I'm convinced that birds have a tyrannosaurus type eye-problem whenever they look at any girl (themselves included) on a phone.

Ever see how many selfies they need to take to get the 'one' that looks right, when they all look the same? Or they'll insist that 'ugly' ones are deleted but they look fine? Or they think they look good and they look like plastic-surgery-gone-wrong?

it's weird.

>>72591962
Vegans are like gymrats - they constantly feel the need to tell everyone.

Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if I never had sex again desu. Everyone who knows me assumes that I'm a complete normie and I'm very good at keeping the act, but truthfully I'm just a completely fucked up person.

>>72592093
Picts knew this

>>72592107
dunno, what is it?

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>>72591991
>the arms
Looks like you walk with your arms always pointing down m8

>>72592106
Fuck him he's a degenerate

>>72592123
this is why I NEVER talk to girls.

Can't fucking wait for the new Conan film lads, who /hype/ here, hope I don't die before it comes out.

>>72592151
chapo trap house is another podcast, has a lot of links to to cumtown but it's more political

>>72592171
bit gay

>>72592152
self-righteous prude busybody

anyone else going to this?

https://www.uniteforeurope.co.uk/

>>72592095
>look retarded.

>I'm completely fucked loool everyone else is normal compared to me

>>72592207
Hello nigger

>>72592214
t. me

>>72592123
its like when you look in the mirror for too long and your face starts to get contorted

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>>72592192
Yes, and?

>>72592105
i am literally all of these

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>>72591645
this is all indeed true
Just all went to shit when the harvest failed as they didnt have the things we do today
imagine a techno-feudal society
would be cool

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>>72592207
bet kev could take him

>>72592191
ah i listened a few times to that one, don't really like it desu

>>72592242
Stop eating sour things while looking in the mirror. Problem solved.

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>>72592271
my dream

>>72592264
why didnt they just euthanise these lads?

bit cruel to make them live for months like this.

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>>72592049

>>72591485
fucking hell that curb bit is BANG ON *laughing and crying emoji*

>>72592323
Good excuse for research, even though he'd be better off with a bullet to the napper.

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>>72591763
I know

It's depressing. I wanted it to be great. EA will probably kill Bioware off now.

>>72592121
looks a hard lad

>>72592264
ow-ee that looks like it must hurt

>>72592107
Fuck to the traitor Gulen

>>72592191
Tbh I think Cumtown is more entertaining across the board, but when they actually talk about shit that matters on Chapo instead of doing dumb skits it's good

>>72592207
shall be avoiding

Is it just inevitable that the cream of the crop end up in London? Is everyone living outside of London a complete and utter runt?

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>>72592033
Nein

>>72592207
I'll see you there :3

>>72592264
>>72592323
Is it from a war or just some random unlucky person?

>>72592121
the pint man of dogs
superb choice

>>72592378
Wrong way around

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>>72592327

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>>72592314
I like Blanche's art, a bit weird but it has a great chaotic/ mad-max vibe to it.
There are some other decent concepts

>>72592383
That's one ugly chin, Christ alive.

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just need to let everyone know that I'm heading to the gym to pick things up and put them down again for an hour or so

>>72592378
I believe runtism is a spectrum not a black or white diagnosis

>>72592383
the fuck is that

>>72592404
nuclear power plant accident in japan.

guys like rotted to death for months.

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>>72592428
>tfw similar chin

>>72592378
>wogs and pakis
>cream of the crop
statistically the person who typed this is not white

>>72592428
i'm not a chinlet but yeah I don't like it either :( gonna plastic surgery it when I get more money

ah yes, varg asmr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ThoH3xkq4

>>72592439
good luck x

honestly worried /brit/ is turning me gay

>>72592378
I feel like this is true when visiting other places after having lived in London for a few years. There are a few exceptions: Oxford, Cambridge, Edinburgh. Maybe Bristol too.

Girls are uglier, people are mongier.

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>>72592425

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>when she stops replying to your messages

Is there a worse feel?

>>72592404
Nuclear power shit, lethal dose of radiaton, but they woudnt let them die and sort of just sustained them for a few months as all their cells died and they fell apart, while he could speak he expressed an explicit desire to die

>>72592491
heyy x

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>>72592496
>Bristol

>>72592496
>girls are uglier, people are mongier

This is true desu. I work 90% in London and 10% in Sheffield. I immediately noticed something was different in Sheffield and couldn't quite put my finger on it until I realised that everyone was just quite a bit uglier there.

>>72591678
that seems mad

vitamin c is water soluble you'd have to take shit loads to OD on it

>>72592453
>>72592529
Fukushima?

>while he could speak he expressed an explicit desire to die
I see why

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>>72592496
>Maybe Bristol too

feel like doing myself in innit

>leaves have metric road signs even though both brits and yanks have imperial speed limits
Ah yes, the Canadian nationalism

might cop
http://www.cafepress.com/mf/107912113/trump-pepe-daddy39s-home_bumper-sticker?productId=2022574963

>>72592378
yeah whenever I go to these small towns, everyone is literally a fat runt who works in a call centre

>>72592264
remember reading about this

both fascinating and disturbing

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>>72592516
>when all of your friends stop replying to your messages

h-hah i dont need them, any of them, i-i swear, i'll get by alone

>>72592378
Probably the increased gene pool when living in a city t'bh

>>72592544
h-hello

london is full of absolute runtoids. OBSESSED with themselves, their jobs, and political correctness. also the quran

>>72592566
idk, dont think so, some earlier accident

REALLY HATE the pathetic cunts in Ireland that try to shame and shun Catholicism

fucking LOATHE the priests that pushed those idiots to that conclusion by diddling and covering up their crimes.

Fucking hate benders so much they fucking ruin everything.

Wonder what it was like using 'ternet in the 90s

Pretty sure the average height in london is 2-3 inches shorter than the national average. Doth cause my mind to enquire

>>72592042
Make me nerd

>>72591890
The tranny paki poleaboo? Has he not posted here in months

>>72592716
horrendous really

only good thing was quake multiplayer

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me

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>>72592716
i remember it

i was like 12, typing in shit like "nakedladies.com" looking at big black tiddies with all my friends during sleepovers

parents must have hated all that malware

>>72592264
Kek his last name was ouchi

>be 6ft lad
>Go to london
LITERALLY everyone there are dwarves
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

5'9 is the ideal male height ngl

>>72592716
Once took me 25 minutes to load up a game guide to beat the first level on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9h-INl2vtE

I was only about 7

>>72592784
Londoners are very tall lad

>>72592566
Tokaimura nuclear incident.

>>72592784
>>72592819
hmmmmm

thinking VERY hard

>London
>people go to 'brunch'
>£12 for a boiled egg and some fancy bread
>London

Watching my little sister slowly killing herself through anorexia is probably one of the most heartbreaking things I've ever been through desu. I went back to see the family, saw how gaunt and skeletal she is, and nearly started crying on the spot. She's started going to the eating disorder clinic though, so hopefully she won't die and that will be the end of that particular bit of nonsense.

>>72592858
average height in London is 5'4.5

>>72592784
I've noticed this too studying there coming from the North. Blacks and pakis and manlets everywhere. Must be the pollution.

>go to North
>more mosques than houses

what the fu

>>72592716
less centralized
not like today where if you want to buy something: ebay, watch a video, youtube

people found their niches in the hundreds of thousands of websites

and streaming video was a pipe dream
I remember RealPlayer taking about 15 minutes to buffer Robbie Williams Rock DJ

AYYYY MUST BE THE MONAY

>be Londoner
>get blacked

Reminder that Londoners consider themselves lucky if they only get mugged once or twice.

FACT:the pollution in london stunts your growth and brain development causing delusions of grandeur

fuck london

>>72592935
I live in London and have never seen crime or been a victim of crime

Same goes for friends and family

Heard of people who go to places like Manchester for uni and get mugged on their first day

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Is it just me whos noticed that young lads and teenagers are really fucking tall these days, what the reason? Better nutrition?

>>72592902
ah yes, it's that time when london 'sheeds and white cucks pretend there's not 1.3 million muslims in london

>went to York
half the people are runtoids
>went to London
half the people are runtoids HOWEVER they are brown

Its more of a fact that in other places people are runtoids who you have become accustomed to, well, not being runtoids

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>>72592878
Tell her men don't like planks and that we won't that juicy ass and titties and she'll stop. They're only doing it cause they think skinny= more attractive

>>72592716
remember chirpsing girls on ICQ and jerking off to the shitty previews on pornsites. also saving the jpgs to floppy disks. kek

got a coffee cup here, if i move to london, realistically how much could i rent it out to live in

>london bashing hour again

success breeds jealousy

>>72592960
statistically this poster is not white

>>72592878
she's cutting for summer brah

>>72592987
>>72592987
>>72592987

>>72593025
>>72593025
>>72593025

>>72592874
come on lad, have you not seen connoisseur? you can get some undercooked chicken wings for £5 off a paki

>>72592964
coincidence

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Okay, here's something that really made me think:

Why don't you capitalize the words "sun", "moon" and "earth" in English?

>>72593133
We do