>tfw you are socially retarded even in Finnish standards

drink some vodka
/thread

which just means you're not an ebin memer

>tfw no socially retarded Finnish bf

>>72587893
It's time to move to Japan then

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>ywn live the life of an autistic NEET in Finland

I'm not socially retarded. I'm incredibly gifted and could master social interaction - in fact - I have.
Nevertheless, approximately 99.8% of the time other people bore me though they are so much beneath myself intellectually so I don't bother wasting my time so they can have a friend they don't deserve.

>>72588052
Pretty good idea actually. I could even become an alpha there.

>>72588245
Denial - it's the first stage in processing the fact that you are an assburger.
Believe me, I also went through this.
Even if you were sociable once, like I did, before long you will notice that you cannot hold a normal conversation anymore.

>>72587893
Explain

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Please post more retarded pepe

>>72588245
and how sharp is your katana?

kys btw

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>>72587893
>tfw can't even look at a girl in her eyes
why my voice become so low when i 'm outside my room i don't understand people barely hear me when i'm trying hard to speak loudly

>>72588800
>be in a bar
>your friends go to bathroom and you are left alone with a girl for a moment
>omg you can't come up with any acceptable excuse to go with the guys
>she tries to start a conversation seemingly bothered
>your turn to open your mouth
>the mumbling starts
>you embarass yourself completely
>uhm... okay that's nice t. girl
>silence falls
>she picks up her phone bothered and starts to do something with it
>you just sit quietly and sip your beer until your friends come back
The amount of awkwardness there was beyond limits. Not sure if I'm ever gonna recover from this.

>>72587893
That makes the most socially retarded person in the world. An autist of autists. The king of autism.

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>>72588908
He is called "apustaja" if you wanna google him.

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>>72588908

>>72590666
I thought he was called help helper

>>72589866
>>you just sit quietly and sip your beer until your friends come back
next time start with vodka or drink something at home, it works.

>>72591455
Well it's the english translation.
Apustaja is the original finnish name.

>>72589866
You don't get smashed at home before going out? What are you doing?

>>72591773
That occasion came to me as a little surprise so I didn't have time to get dizzy beforehand, not that it would've helped in my case.

>>72589164
a socially awkward arab, i'd like to see that lol

>>72588788
>become an alpha
that's not how it works, if you're a timid autist here you'll be a timid autist there

>>72592650
well they say all nordics are autists so maybe if one is kinda shy (not full blown REE autistic obviously) here in southern europe maybe they could move to scandinavia and be "extroverted", right?

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>tfw live in a country filled to the brim with chads and normies

>>72592869
>sweden
>filled to the brim with chads and normies

ok

>>72589866
if it helps to cheer you up, a good third of my female friends cant stand chads and usually go for the socially awk kinds like you. they find it charming

>>72593702
>California
>cant stand chads
hmmmm

>>72592869
But they're like pewdiepie, not that bad

>>72587893
>tfw "alpha" in a country filled with NEETs and autists
life on easy modo