HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT edition
fuck cara
sophie
Listening to Isis (the band)
>>72586187
me in the top right
>>72586242
rasheed
>>72586234
kill it
business idea: revolution
>>72586242
rasheed
Really want to join ISIS (the band)
paki
cuck
rorke
rasheed
poortherner
southern fairy
radical centrist
slags
crisps
fedora
grime
kpop
anime
brexit
nige
cara
maisie
foy
willy
poo
janny
>Budgens
>Waitrose
>Pret a Manger
>Everyman Cinemas
>Reiss
>Byron Burger
which other shops indicate you live in a nice area?
Is there any reason why people drive manuals anymore?
>>72586302
GOOD post
>>72586304
We have a waitrose and I live in a shithole.
>>72586302
all me
>>72586311
Yeah, I aren't a FuCKING yank.
>>72586304
Don't live near any ofthese
>>72586304
>Tfw only heard of a few of these
never felt poorer in my life
Need a high quality download of Strings of Life lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM8j4AF06II
New merch in
>>72586304
Literaly never heard of any of these lmao.
Just applied for a job as a sue chef lads
>>72586304
only heard of waitrose, pret and reiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNGG_FmfIaI
only oldfags remember this absolute BANGER
>>72586304
Pandora
Pizza express
Cruise
>>72586302
deano
bum
would like an NTS tee in principle but i'd be a fuccboi if I ever wore it lmao
Have yellow teeth
>>72586234
Sophie's an absolute MELT. Maisie's sound as though.
why do women like shiny trinkets and baubles?
>right-wingers hate Erdogan because he's an Islamist, wants Turkey to join the EU and wants Turkish diaspora to grow in Europe
>left-wingers hate Erdogan because he's a strongman nationalist who oppresses the margianlised Kurds and is against liberal secularists
was there ever a more disliked Turk?
cool place names:
Zaire
Bronx
Vladivostok
Beijing
Alice Springs
Sterling
Patagonia
Nova Scotia
Rhodesia
Transvaal
Rhayader
Calcutta
any others?
>>72586374
>>72586388
>>72586426
some might be london only sorry
viens à paname on verra c'est qui qui s'invente des erreurs morales et logistiques espèce de fils de pute je vais te rentrer des grands pieds-tête
>tfw back when i was unemployed i accidentally applied to two of those weird door2door pyramid scheme jobs where they pretend to be a real company to fool mongs into working for them for free
should i continue this story or is no one interested (it does get pretty whacky)
>>72586399
imagine unironically working in recruitment
>>72586433
ah yes the ol' title.wma
does essex really work at gchq?
>>72586483
Hull
>>72586476
>tfw radical centrist
quite like erdogan desu
>>72586399
law firm's canteen eh? hehe
>>72586483
Small Heath
>>72586304
>carluccio's
>marks and spencers
>any jewellery store, new only. no second hand shite
>butchers/bakery
>>72586304
>pret a manger
>only ever seen these in london
no
>>72586495
go on then
>>72586495
go on
two mongs at my uni got conned into selling energy drinks at one point
>>72586483
Stockport
>>72586466
Tried brushing em?
>>72586483
anor londo
>>72586483
brum
>>72586483
Transnistria
Wrexham
St. vincent and the grenadines
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cA3eflIqYs
yanks are bullying tim again
>>72586522
>>72586304
>itsu+wasabi
remember when brum aka winkee travelled to Syria and joined IS?
I wish I could just heard up all the poor, fat, disabled, and wogs like livestock and just run them through an industrial slaughterhouse like something out of Upton Sinclair's 'The Jungle'
just popping them one by one with an pneumatic cattle gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_8wntC7Tu4
>>72586483
Buckinghamshire
Grimsby
Shitterton
>>72586558
more like bum (as in shit)
>>72586616
brilliant
>>72586578
I've never wanted the yanks to fuck off more than I do right now
>>72586589
the band?
>>72586596
Aylesbury
>>72586594
mental to think how many animals are killed like that every day. mass production was a mistake.
>>72586594
hmm yes this is definitely the norm in the industry and is not inefficient in the slightest
>I wish I could just heard up all the poor, fat, disabled, and wogs like livestock and just run them through an industrial slaughterhouse like something out of Upton Sinclair's 'The Jungle'
>just popping them one by one with an pneumatic cattle gun
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_8wntC7Tu4 [Embed]
the BBC has a (centre)-left bias
>>72586676
The BBC is radical centrist.
>>72586578
is that joe rogan kek
>>72586676
centre-left you say
do i have another beer
already had 7 cans but need to be up at 5am for work
surely one more isn't going to make much of a difference
>>72586374
>>72586370
>>72586388
reeeeeeeeeee
>>72586596
>Grimsby
>Buckinghamshire
>>72586566
>Transnistria
>Wrexham
>>72586538
>Stockport
Adding these to the list desu
the BBC has a (centre)-right bias
the bbc is communist
>>72586706
Explain.
the bbc is inside american women
>he doesn't do his weekly shop at Cooltrader
>>72586703
Why do you do this to yourself?
upton sinclair's the jungle was unironically my favourite book for a while
>the bbc is communist
>>72586752
there is no everyman cinemas in scotland and only 1 budgens apparently
>>72586783
this is an excellent image
>>72586771
because i like to drink when i'm sad
it just happens to be most nights
>>72586711
Port Moresby is the most aesthetic name ever
Need my daily dose of How I met Your Mother on Netflix.
>>72586702
anthony blair was the most radical centrist Earth has ever seen
britain wasn't prepared for him
yeah he killed his country but fucking hell, it took a mad genius to do so
>you will never do your bit to save the white race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU
doing a wail
>>72586304
Budgens master race
>>72586809
We have none where I am from either.
>>72586187
what does blair do these days
humane gentrification idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l01ALKMYxY
>>72586829
I swear to God, I will one day.
I live within 2 miles of 2 everyman cinemas, doxx me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas
>yanks
>>72586870
Atm he is preparing to bring back radical centrism in force.
>>72586874
is this image real
>ywn experience the comfort of a cotswolds budgens
why even live, peasants?
>>72586852
maybe you should do something about it
grew up in the ghetto university lads
>>72586920
Because who else is going to grow the crops?
doing MDMA on my own again lads ahahahah
>>72586706
the mailbox mentioned
>>72586702
>>72586824
I genuinely miss the Blair years tbqh
Grew up during those years and everything really does seem better looking back. Good economy, progressive society, strong governance. As for Iraq, who actually cares other than butthurt Rasheeds and other assorted subhumans? Labour won in 2005 after Iraq.
Anyone else miss /are Tone/?
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/shameless-dog-owner-whose-rottweiler-9913043
Home sweet home. I'll be waiting for you in beautiful old Albion.
>>72586950
Nah, too poor here to support one of those things.
If you live more than a mile away from a Booths, you live on a council estate
>>72586980
povvo mentality
>>72586963
hope ISIS blows up your nan
>>72586531
>>72586532
right enough takers
>don't realise for the first one
>go to the interview
>its a 17 year old black kid in a suit asking me generic interview questions
>sort of bemused at the whole thing, but willing to give it a chance just to see what it actually is
>so pass the interview
>next stage is some weird hang out room where they're blasting music and people are dancing
>at this point i know something is definitely up and i am ready to get out asap
>the black kid comes in and gives us a weird speech about skipping sleep to master skills to achieve great business outcomes and being ready to forego income now to achieve a greater goal later on
>w-wait a minute 'forego income'
>wait till the guy finishes his pep-talk
>'what do you mean forego income, it said this was a 20k a year job'
>'yeah if you can make 20k of sales a year'
>'and if you can't'
>'try harder'
>'no how much do you get paid'
>'it's commissions'
>'oh' and then i walked out
again accidentally applied for another one when i was spamming my cv to places. when they call me to invite me for an interview i look them up mid-call work out its a commissions thing and then tell them to delete any personal details they have of mine.
end up following what they do online. this ones boss made weird videos where he does these pep-talks, but also publishes fake and ambiguous articles about business success (to probably seem legit). then there are also these weird things where he posts pictures of himself at 'business events' which i imagine is something the higher ups of the pyramid throw to make it seem legit? and also pictures of him apparently giving away free phones to hard workers..
mind-boggling how this works.
>>72586870
working on a soft coup with John Major, George Osborne, Tim Farron, Nick Clegg and the Guardian to stop Brexit and restore the liberal order
>>72586963
My childhood under him was shit.
Dad went to prison.
House got flooded twice.
Had to depend on church handouts for food.
>>72586912
this is really odd :/
>I genuinely miss the Blair years tbqh
>Grew up during those years and everything really does seem better looking back. Good economy, progressive society, strong governance. As for Iraq, who actually cares other than butthurt Rasheeds and other assorted subhumans? Labour won in 2005 after Iraq.
>Anyone else miss /are Tone/?
>>72586955
at least you'll get to have a fleeting experience of what happiness feels like haha
>>72586963
reckon the alt-left have essentially turned britain into a one-party state through their persistent smearing of tony
>>72586912
and they want us to believe these people got to the moon and back
>>72586985
wrong
if you live within a mile of anything then YOU live on a council estate
>>72586985
is this the northern powerhouse engine?
>>72587039
at the moment I feel pretty great.
not happy about this quickdraw fedoraposting lads
>>72586985
I live 1.2 miles away from one but unironically live on the richest development in town
Wish I had a child.
>>72587060
ah yes blairpill, commonly known as the redditpill
>>72587100
nonce
>>72586963
Visiting a council run country park is a completely different experience now compared to back then.
>>72587029
unlucky lad.
>>72587032
oh piss off
>>72587060
kek that's my OC, nice one lad
>>72587078
good for you mate, genuinely hope you enjoy your evening
>>72587100
why so you can jam your todger in his ruby starfruit u fuckin paedo
>>72587075
Yes
Pic related powers the Powerhouse
>>72586476
you forgot the majority of turks, ie the islamists, who love him and are willing to throw themselves in front of tanks for him
Anyone who lives outside of London should be killed. Also, anyone who lives in London should be killed.
Watching girls eat is a huge turnoff for me. Especially compulsive snackers during class, who bring little baggies of whatever bran flake stuff and vegetables. Absolutely disgusting.
Pedophobe here. AMA.
>>72587029
>he lives in a flood zone
>>72587020
ah yes
>>72587118
>>72587148
No because I want to prove to my shit parents I could do it better than they did.
>>72587156
the radical goldpill
>>72587131
>council run country park
what's that?
>completely different experience now compared to back then
in a good way or bad way?
>>72587170
I always suspected
blair is reddit: the pm
>>72587156
agreed
>>72587180
>sadposting
fuck off normie
>>72587170
Is that a fear of children or a fear of paedophiles?
>>72587170
Why are you such a shitbag?
>>72587207
nah that's corbyn 2bh
The Iraq War is literally the most retarded and catastrophic move of the 21st century.
>>72587190
you must call them a different thing for the most part
>>72586475
They're birds
my coffee is reddit
my window is reddit
this plaster on my thumb is reddit
>>72587170
Got a friend who hates kids, always talking about how he wants to go off to Asia and just fuck prostitutes until he dies.
*descends from the skies in a crashing bolt of lightning*
I am the Northern Powerhouse. What business have you with me?
you are like little babies
>>72587228
labour in general is reddit
>>72587250
National Parks aren't they?
Name ONE thing Blair did wrong.
The Iraq War was good and right btw.
*blocks your path
>>72587270
literally all your posts are shit
>>72587272
rate
>>72587298
>The Iraq War was good and right btw.
*reads the chilcot report*
umm no sweetie
>>72587304
care to prove it mate
>>72587293
smaller scale run by local authority.
council services were fucking peng during the 90s
>>72587298
Devolution to Scotland.
>>72587272
>>72586912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ec8XZLAckA
creasing
>>72587298
allowed muslims to enter en mass and set up their unofficial sharia enclaves across the country
>>72587289
the labour subreddit hates corbyn
imagine never having taken a date to an everyman cinema
>>72587308
pretty good but needs to be more left
not sure how mine wasn't in the far left red, i am 100% for eye for an eye and the death penalty. this compass has a heavy green skew, i think it put me in the green for my views on the environment, religion, and homosexuality but damn do I think lots of people need to die
>>72587247
>he doesn't remember when Michelle Dewberry won the Apprentice over Ruth Badger
>>72587170
nunce
>>72587362
I took the only girl I dated to a vue cinema.
>>72587298
imported millions of rasheeds
>>72587298
introduction of minimum wage
britain only succeeds as a nation when it has Dickensian worker rights
>>72587346
that wasn't him, that was one jewish woman (that blair gave permission for)
>>72587272
>>72587391
>(that blair gave permission for)
then he's guilty by proxy.
>>72587343
kys you're self my man
Spent £35 on a claw machine at the arcade lads. Didn't win anything.
The most powerful force that keeps a woman with one man is fear.
Not love. Fear.
The fear that if she fucks this up, she'll be alone, or at least never get anybody as good or better.
The very second she doesn't feel like the above is true, the relationship is done. She might not cheat or dump you for the first dick, but even if she doesn't, the fact that another dick came along will make her feel trapped. She'll start resenting you, treating you like shit, dry up the sex, and blow up your relationship.
When a woman needs space and feels trapped, what she really wants to feel isn't freedom. She wants to feel available for the next man.
When you're an attractive man who's spinning her, rather than the other way around, she isn't motivated to keep you by love. She's motivated by fear. It's no wonder feminists think being attractive and playing women is abuse. It's all about the feelings. If they feel afraid about a man, it doesn't matter if they're afraid of losing him or afraid of him beating them up -- they feel fear and hate it.
>everyman cinemas
quite literally ONLY for couples. remember they set it up in a way that if you go with your mates then it is extremely gay
>>72587383
is that why you never saw her again?
Literally had to pay £800 in tax this month (and don't even get me STARTED on NI contributions, pension contributions, and student loan repayments). Now I'm a radical libertarian, what's the point of me being on a good wage if I only take home as much money as literal plebeians?
How to get a gf?
>>72587320
lies
>>72587340
that was good though
>>72587346
good, immigration enriches britain
>>72587388
see above
>>72587390
fuck off back to 1840
>meet two Germans
>give my number cause they wanna go out
>they write something negative (like, "we're not going out anymore cause you didn't respond" followed by a :D
What are the chances I'm dealing with psychopaths here
>>72587422
shant be reading this trollop
>>72587438
>being a homophobe
>2017 a.d.
bought my mum a nice piece of art and some fancy salted caramels for mothers day.
>>72587458
'sheed
>>72587272
weak
>>72587308
good lad
>>72587402
>>72587458
muslims dont enrich britain though.
>>72587451
I went on two dates with her, the other was after that one. But then we had to go to uni so it just ended. I'm still friends with her though.
>good, immigration enriches britain
being a Blairite in 2017 triggers more people than being a UKIPper or a Tory
is dingle peninsula nice? really want to see ireland 2bh
wanna hear some of that nice titanic music as i look over green pastures and rocky ocean cliffs yeah
the good shit
take them hoes to arthouse cinemas
>>72587302
Been looking for this pic for ages.
>>72587458
elite post
you are like little babies
watch this
>>72587298
selling half the UK's gold reserves
>>72587522
Should I become a Blairite just to be contrarian?
>>72587473
germans are autistic and do not cross the road until the man is green
bears are all swiped in there
>>72587505
I AM NOT WEAK I WANT PEOPLE TO DIE I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT PUT ME IN THE GREEN AND NOT RED
Met some girl in a bar and she started leaning in real close and touching my leg but then she ended up spending 2 hours shouting at me about SQL and then kissed another girl.
Bloody hate women.
>>72587525
godard gets the bitches wet
>>72587473
germans just tend to be very autistic in my experience
I am become Rorke, destroyer of wogs
>>72587438
why? whats the seating like?
>>72587546
fuck off rasheed
>Chris Grayling tells Japan: some of our trains are superior to yours
nut head
>>72587549
THIS, ladies and gentleman, is a radical centrist
>>72587343
HAHA
It's amateur hour now isn't it?
>>72587556
I do that, it is called following road safety. I even do it if there are no cars.
>>72587603
alri margaret
>>72587594
innit
them bints are fan of soviet cinema
>>72587549
>not radical centrist
opinion discarded
LSD can open the gates of heaven or hell
>>72587637
>I even do it if there are no cars.
cringe
>i even do it if there are no cars
>>72587556
this blew my mind when i was in austria and germany
felt awkward crossing the road on my own but why the fuck am i going to wait around like a twat when there's clearly no cars coming
>>72587603
EXCELLENT filename
>>72587623
A boring cunt. I bet you're a fucking tweed-wearing dullard.
>>72587549
>>72587613
You both seem like balanced, highly intelligent and socially well-adjusted human beings
post a picture that will make my willy twitch
I will paypal £1 to the winner
>>72587682
>>72587689
>Not putting safety first
did you know on the continent you can get fined for crossing the road when the light is red
>I side with Labour on most political issues of the 2015 election
>>72587645
doing her raw from behind whilst debating if The Mirror is better than Stalker you know the story senpai
IMAX is the most overrated dogshit on the planet
even went to the big one in london
Think I'm the most centrist person here
You can't win an argument against me
>>72587496
>>72587508
>>72587519
Rorke
>>72587546
Cheers lad
>>72587550
That was Brown
>>72587702
>needing a machine to tell you what to do
>not using your own two eyes like everyone else has done for the past 20 billion years
>>72587623
>>72587701
curveball
oregano is my favourite herb
>>72587701
>>72587705
literally never happened
one of those forgotten laws
>>72587751
Cars and roads have not existed that long.
>all these slobbering lefties
right
into the pen with you
and hold still for a second
>>72587753
not gay lad sorry
can someone inform me on the meaning of the word 'rorke'
screeching
>>72587701
>>72587758
Too old.
>>72587774
>gif
fuck off
>>72587786
read it backwards
honestly, what did he mean by this?
>>72587700
haha you wish
>>72587758
Phwoar
>>72587773
>moving things haven't existed until the invention of roads
>>72587786
Means right wing racist scum who needs to go back to /pol/.
>>72587701
>he STILL thinks rorke is an insult
>>72587774
it's always canadians
why is it always canadians
>>72587786
opposite of a rasheed
>>72587758
very nice
but I never had any intention of paying anyone
>>72587808
the Milliband Guidestones
Reckon I might be a pleb t.b.h lads
#ImwithHer
>>72587758
How the fuck is she 15?
>>72587786
Rorke's drift
I use it tongue and cheek to describe comically right wing ideas but some people seem to think its a genuine insult
>>72587792
>nobody was hurt
Then what is the big fucking deal
>>72587820
ta x
>>72587845
radical
>>72587758
16 now we're safe
>>72587808
remember when people thought Labour were radical then. Then Corbyn appears.
Number 4 would never appear in a Labour manifesto now.
>>72587845
decent post
>>72587845
that's radically centrist
>>72587847
timezones
>>72587847
girls look far older than they are around that age
>>72587870
doesnt make her older in the pic
reminder that i introduced the rorke gimmick to /brit/
>>72587808
>>72587831
because Americans are just cattle
Third Positionism/Strasserism/National Bolshevism/Revolutionary Conservatism/National Syndicalism is the official ideology of /brit/
FACT
>>72587808
>all those completely flimsy statements
Every single one is completely unsubstantial and clearly deliberately leaves room for interpretation.
whisky river take my mind
actually really getting into cooking, lads
I'm already envisioning my masterchef run
>>72587808
>controls on immigration
bit racist
>>72587758
quality puma sock game in the back
>>72587916
>Anything German
>British
lol
>>72587898
kek
might do a walk around central london at 1am
>>72587918
>whisky
FOY
>>72587906
reminder that you're anonymous and no-one cares
>>72587917
yeah I mean why didn't he just print his entire platform with detailed policies on that board in size 2 font?
>>72587917
good 2bh
only a fool commits unquestioningly to populist whims
good policy should be based on the most rational way to work towards agreed upon goals
>>72587915
see a few girls with the same cut as 2nd girl
>>72587916
the enlightened O'Rorke
>>72587916
GOOD post
>>72587962
glhf x
>Tendering begins for Blackpool tram extension
the northern powerhouse has no brakes
>ideology
fancy word for "spook"
>>72588003
damn morrisey was fucking hench back in the day
smell a bit sweaty lads ngl
>>72587980
His entire manifesto was like that. My Mum got me to read out each party's manifesto to her for the 2015 election, Labour's official manifesto was just lacking in detail as well. The Tories and UKIP and the Lib Dems had detailed policy in it.
Why do Scottish people think the vote of one Scottish person should count for more than the vote of one English person?
>>72588029
whats a spook?
>>72588007
>commies
reckon the rebels are gonna take hama lads
i was once at houses of parliament at like midnight
there was literally nobody walking around there at all
>>72587965
whiskey and whisky are two different things you absolute fucking reprobate
>>72587996
Yes it's the "I just finished watching This Is England and I'm 2 episodes into my This Is England: 86 marathon" haircut.
>>72588048
Scots are retards.
>>72588048
the SNP are closet petty-nationalists
they pretend to be left wing but they're deeply insular and elitist at heart
"tartan tories" needs to make a comeback
literally run archery in my county
aesthetic commie propaganda
>>72586953
Big industry.
>>72588053
living is a spook
>>72588048
>Population of Scotland - 5.2m
>Population of London - 8.6m
>literally run archery in my county
>>72588048
if the number of MPs was solely based on contribution to the UK, scotland would have negative MPs
Watching the deleted scenes from Star Wars.
These decisions are made with lots of thought behind them. If the authorities support them then so do I.
>>72588111
its always lame and too basic
compare to this masterwork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6-0Cz73wwQ
Deleting scenes from Star Wars.
>>72588111
consumerism is the most aesthetic
see: vaporwave
>>72588075
FOY
paki pizza said 45 mins
bet it will be 25
shan't be posting a single displayable pixel in the commie thread
>>72588253
>thinking anyone gives a fuck if you don't
Sad bastard.
>>72587607
idk if the thread is archived yet or no but they have sofas and armchairs (not even memeing)
Its comfy as fuck
idk how its gay, anon must just be a bit touchy (for men)