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Zeitgeist edition
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cara
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off down the drug dealer, anyone want owt?
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cute
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wish i did comp sci at uni but didn't not intelligent enough for it
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>>72584016
half a g of flake
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>>72584036
comp sci is easy
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how's /brownGF2017/ going lads?
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Just had Subway
was quite nice but I feel bad now
also, the guy making it was a complete sperg and talked way too fast, rather than ask him what he said I just nodded, so I ended up with cheese I didn't want
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reminder that unless you're desperately poor, there is no reason to prefer the UK to the US and you'd be much better off doing the same job practically anywhere over there

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2014/08/why-britain-is-poorer-than-any-us-state-other-than-mississippi/
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America is a shithole
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based akko
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw8xjIz9D2k
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>tfw you need a masters to go to america
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>>72584034
>the showhome paradox
ah yes
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>>72584067
don't you need to know languages and maths?
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>>72584036
wish i did comp sci but now im stuck on this fucking mechanical engineering course
i dont give a SHIT about machines
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poleaboo has come a long way lads
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>>72584123
yeah but it's still easy
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Don't enjoy any moment of my life. Even when I'm doing something enjoyable or smiling or laughing, I don't really enjoy it. I just smile and laugh because that's what you're supposed to do.
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I miss Lia Lor

Shame she retired
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>>72584081
>guy making it was a complete sperg
>rather than ask him what he said I just nodded
uh huh
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>>72583982
How magical is the new LWA tv series? I haven't watched it yet.
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>Don't enjoy any moment of my life. Even when I'm doing something enjoyable or smiling or laughing, I don't really enjoy it. I just smile and laugh because that's what you're supposed to do.
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>>72584036
this except too intelligent
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>>72584123
the maths in computer science isn't extremely difficult. Learning programming languages is pretty easy tbf
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>their brainless girlie noises are cute though, perfect for babestation

HOWLING
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>>72584123
It's easy as fuck. There's this cute girl on my course that's a proper fucking mong but even she keeps passing.
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>>72584142
not for me
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The only area in America I'd move to is the Pacific North West

You couldn't pay me to live anywhere else, especially the South and the East Coast.

America just isn't suited to my temperament. No idea why so many people idolise it.
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healing nicely
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>>72584202
there's only 2 fuckable girls on my comp sci course

i've fucked one of them so far
going for the other

all the spergs beta orbit them and looked mortified when they found out i'd fucked her
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>>72584124
>i dont give a SHIT about machines

but think of all the machines you'll be able to both design and operate
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>>72584222
what happen la
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>>72584218
Yeah, cool
*walks off to talk to someone else*
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>>72584222
are you the lad who fell off his bike?
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@72584222
No one cares you boring attention-seeking cunt
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>>72584222
someone rubbed into your wound lad
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made a song about gay sex lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryh9rkIRGUs
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>all these dismal runts after flash cars

VROOM VRROOOOM I WANT A SPORTS CAR!
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very lonely
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>>72584088
I earn £15k working as a cashier for Nationwide. Even if I could move to America there's no point. And it's not like most of America looks like the shit you see from The Real Housewifes
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gf just confessed to have a rimming fetish

as in she wants to rim me
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>>72584259
had a tumour cut out of me
>>72584263
no, not had a bike accident for a while
>>72584270
it's iodine
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>>72584257
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>>72584202
FOE (Fuck off Einstein)
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>>72584270
hahahah look at this utter fuck up. hahahaha you should kill yourself
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>>72584222
jesus christ did you smear shit in it?
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>>72584257
There's only 1 cute girl in my Comp Sci class and she's my mate but she has a bf so I can't even shag her even though she implied she'd break up with him for me.
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>if only i had a 100k car
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Ross Barkley is classed as black on wikipedia because his grandfather was from Nigeria

Pretty weird. Although I had no idea he had black ancestry, he passes well.
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>>72584258
im going to end up designing a tiny part of the transmission or differential or some shit for a deano car or something
>operate
fat chance, they dont even let us use the metal lathes or anything. Its a piss take tbqh
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>>72584295
>gf
Not one person on here believes you
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>>72584307
>you can do it better , just spend more money Lol

also sprawl isn't a characteristic of individual plots. Mong
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>>72584324
it bled for a bit the first few days
just scabbed over now

maybe they got a work placement kid to suture it
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earn 32k

struggle to pay rent and bills
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>>72584295
>gimme a kiss anon
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>>72584307
That's the image I was asking for yesterday (or the day before)

Would absolutely love to build a house like the bottom two on a plot near my house. It would be perfect. But in Britain the council would probably ban and fine me for not staying in keeping with the other pebble-dash rendered bungalows/terraced housing
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>>72584295
what's wrong with that?
you ever rimmed her?
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>>72584362
People have gfs lad calm down
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>>72584295
ex did that for me once, was a horrible uncomfortable experience
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>>72584283
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>>72584410
proofs??
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Work as a human pencil sharpener
Make just north of 6 figs
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>>72584295
tell her to clean her arse first
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>>72584410
They do. Not you though
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business idea: anonymised groupchat for autists

oh wait that's fugging /brit/ :DD
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>>72584449
Go outside you mong
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tell you what lads, the Spanish Civil War would make for an excellent video game

why has nobody made one?
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Local working class people have been spotted on social media saying that my dad should be hanged, shot, and/or beaten to a pulp if he dares to show his face on the streets of my hometown again. Fair to say it's NOT a good time to be a member of my family at the moment haha
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>>72584418

is that ray williams
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don't know how to meet people since i'm a shut in and would love to try sucking a willy
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Bone apple teeth!
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>>72584503
what's he done?
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>>72584503
thomas farage??
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VOTE NOW

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
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>>72584507
haha
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imma buy that new zelda
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>>72584507
*unzips*
go on
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>>72584503
spill the beans lad
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>>72584385
I'd like something similar to the bottom right

like a square bungalow surrounding a central courtyard which would either contain a pool or garden with koi pond depending if I had a backyard or not
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>>72584503
ah yes you're the lad with the nonce dad.
your life is like an episode of eastenders. povvo scum.
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>>72584300
how big was the fucking tumour jesus

hope ur ok btw x
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>>72584342
imagine unironically spending your time creating this image
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>>72584503
ah yes

it's always funny how poor people get so upset by paedophiles and scream for blood
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>>72584503
Drink driver who killed someone or nonce?
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>>72584674
t. nonce
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>film july 2012
>election nov 2012
how did mitt romney survive this?
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what good are his billions now?
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>>72584674
t. nonce
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LONG LIVE ROJAVA

FUCK TO THE TÜRK
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love brummie girls
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>>72584744
herr biji
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>>72584704
>>72584739
I'm not a nonce

I'm just smart enough to know that hanging/torturing paedophiles is a silly idea and anyone who screeches about that is a misinformed runtius maximus who thinks that the justice system should be about revenge rather than rehabilitation
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fucking knackered me
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>>72584744
>>72584760
leftypol is here
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post jawlines lads
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>>72584639
I don't know la
I asked to see it after the op but they told me they sent it away for testing

the word he used to describe it was 'sizeable'
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>>72584744
Condone this post.

Turkey should be booted from NATO and Istanbul occupied by the UN.
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>>72584503
are you the one with a paedophile dad? sorry to hear it la, sounds like an awful situation. Hope you and your sister and mum are okay. Are they doing any better or has it been downhill for them?
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>>72584762
didn't she get paid to fuck by millionaire arabs?
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>Turkey should be booted from NATO and Istanbul occupied by the UN.
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>>72584804
oh not this manlet bender again
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>>72584762
Ava Koxx :^)
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any 'ststreamers in?

Need a bit of an explanation.

>applied for a whole load of random schemes
>Got invited to the fsac for ONE stream
>passed the fsac
>the stream i got into says i have to do a second application and do another assessment
>reading the requirements
>p sure i don't actually match them, so despite passing the fsac, there is a chance won't get invited into my second assesment

ffs lads what was the point of picking me in the first place and is there seriously no reward for passing the fsac for some streams?
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>>72584804
mine is strong af to be honest.

That guy looks like a rent boy/deano, despite his jawline.
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>>72584760
I love gentrification
actual clean urban areas with useful shops and happy people in the streets instead of dire hovels for wogs to sulk in
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>>72584793
paedophilia is considered even worse because raping a child's innocence and purity is worse than doing it on an adult for example
thats why in my opinion they should be hanged in public, à la française. going past symbols like childhood deserves severe punishment
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Work as a cashier for Nationwide earning £15k. The bank manager earns £22-26k.
Assistant managers at Lidl earn more money than bank managers
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>>72584862
chickened out of my video interview
when does it open again? might try and pluck up the courage
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>>72584897
apart from the hipster shite i like it too
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>>72584373
in many places there are regulations concerning minimum lot size and max area of a lot that can be built on, which contributes to sprawl by lowering the density of an area

not much of a problem in the UK of course
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Business idea: Scandinavian like prison system focused on rehab but also the death penalty for severe crimes/repeat offenders/drug traffickers
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>>72584845
fuck off I'm not a manlet, the mountain is like 6ft8
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>>72584909
what do you expect
working in a bank branch is still a shitty retail job
it's no more classy than working in tesco, nothing like working in investment banking or the like

dunno why people even attempt to dress it up
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>>72584897
>all working class people are miserable sods with nothing to offer
ahh yes, upper classes
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>>72584909
retail banking is barely a step up from working in a shop.

Nobody considers people working in bank branches as 'bankers' mate.
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>>72584929
Next year.

found the video interview easy. had to do another one the week before which i failed at, by the time i did the fast stream one i was used to the autism it entails

++++

There were technical difficulties so i got to literally just repaet 3 of my answers again
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>>72584897
>>72584938
apart from the pricing our poorer families and failure of market provision I like it too.
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>>>/fa/12324651
STATE of /fa/
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Why can't you cunts pronounce the T like normal people?
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>>72584962
you're on your tip toes there
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>>72584503
How are people treating the rest of you? anyone started on you? give us a one bell if you want them heeming lad.
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>>72584909
>tfw work 4 days a week and still get more than a bank manager

everyday i'm realise how much shitter life can be.
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>>72584520
why does he do this? is he mentally ill?
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>>72584898
>raping a child's innocence and purity
lmao have you met any non feral british children?
all they do is sit at the back of buses throwing trash everywhere
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Difference between me and you? I see through the thin facade the elites are using to perpetuate their corrupt system.
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>>72584964
>>72584979
I get that it's not a huge step up from retail, I just don't understand how a manager at Lidl can earn double a manager at a bank when the bank manager has 10x the responsibility and workload
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>>72584938
I don't mind, lots of food places and shops, very friendly atmosphere, feels like what a city should be.

any of these povos who bitch and moan about gentrification are human scum anyways desiring to live in squaller because its "their squaller"
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>>72584962
And you're 5'8" you fucking prat
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>>72584503
Ah yes, you again.
The young woman stuff yes?

idk what world you live in but i am pretty sure this was just some deano bigging himself up on the 'book as well as some virtue signalling from the odd person, he'll be fine la
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>>72585046
>trash
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>>72584985
are you the diplomatic service anon?
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>>72584974
>>all working class people are miserable sods with nothing to offer
this is mostly true

also (((Working)))
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>>72585046
>kids act like shit so raping them is ok
fuck off nonce
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Are fedoras actually intelligent?

>Be me
>never saw anyone unironically wearing a fedora
>move to oxford
>see a different unironic fedora 'tist like once every 2 days.

are they actually intellectuals?
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>heavy rain all day tomorrow
>have to be outside all day
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>>72585013
>>72585067
fucking retards look at this photo if i was so small I'd be well below these lads
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>>72585094
Problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HlFKfSS410
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>>72584503
I know who you are

Your da deserves to die David
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>>72585003
Can, just don't want to
Little something called willpower

>>72585119
John Oliver went to Cambridge
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>>72585060
not a great time for banks 2bh. plus lidl is a literal master race company
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>>72585099
no.
>tfw tempted to ask on tsr but cba with registering
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do caffeine drinks get you high?
why do children love them so much
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>>72584354
which uni?
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>>72585119
autistic savants are very intelligent in some areas, wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few in Oxbridge STEM programmes.
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Alri lads
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>>72585133
you don't include your hair in your height
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>>72585133
You're like a man, but shorter.
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the village of poundbury
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>>72585133
>those legs
Howling
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>>72585194
How British towns should be
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>>72585184
>gif
fuck off
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>>72585183
why do they wear fedoras though? like why is that a thing?
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>americans call rapeseed oil "canola oil"
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>>72585119
maybe in certain areas
pure STEMfags usually are quite intelligent but incredibly narrow minded
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>>72585115
it's not okay, but i wouldn't ever describe children as innocent and "pure". most are evil little shits.
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>>72584630
We're actually middle class though (that only infuriated the working class people baying for blood even more desu)

>>72584674
Just mob mentality really. Media reports all of the aggravating factors of the case (i.e. the crime itself and the factors that made it even more abhorrent, such as the age of the children in the images) but none of the mitigating factors (i.e. the factors that might explain the factor, such as the fact that he was sexually abused himself multiple times as a child). All they care about is selling the story, and outrage sells better than compassion.

>>72584817
Does paedophile imply some actual direct action, or just the attraction itself? My dad never actually abused a child himself, just downloaded lots of images/movies (and hated himself for it, I should add, to the point where he attempted suicide). Cheers though. Think I might have to stop posting about it on /brit/ though, got NO intention of becoming a fuckup /brit/ celebrity like Poleaboo or 190kg
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>>72585227
>>>72585183
>why do they wear fedoras though? like why is that a thing?
Fadhjobl
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>>72585194
looks nice. demolish london and built 15 of those.
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>why yes I do like my area gentrified
>that iconic nightclub down the road where people came together to experience underground music? haha shut it down and build a kooky sushi restaurant
>that legendary family owned Lebanese falafel shop? haha shut it down and install the area's 78th Starbucks
>that area where all the art students hang out? lets price em out of that, despite them making it cool
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oxbridge is the most evil organisation in the world
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>>72585227
They lack masculinity so try to identify with intelligent men of the past (who are automatically viewed as masculine), but their autism immediately ruins any symbol they adopt
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>>72585227
actual fedoras are fine

it's just most mongs wear trilbies thinking they look classy
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>>72584974
Thats not a very nice representation of us pierre

Also despite the admittedly quite good detail on the French officer the uniform collars were not like that, if you have red facings on the cuffs then you will have red facings on the collar
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>>72585212
Shit, empty and boring?
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>>72585184
louie...
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Britain looks third world because of the tiny narrow roads where cars are half parked on either side of the pavement and you have to stop and start to weave in and out of any gaps left by unparked cars to let people coming towards you from the opposite direction get through

Britain would look ten times better if the roads were a normal size
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>>72585259
london has 15+ of those inside it
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>>72585227
no social awareness combined with a desire to masquerade as what they see as an intellectual man.
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>>72585261
>students
>making anything cool

You fucking stupid bog trotting potatonigger
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>>72585261
>that iconic nightclub down the road where people came together to experience underground music
already gentrified
>that legendary family owned Lebanese falafel shop?
already gentrified
>that area where all the art students hang out
already gentrified

come back to me when your area is a greggs, a betfair and a job centre.
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>>72585299
keep those then. demolish everything else.
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>>72585261
>art students
>making it cool
Gas yourself
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>>72585291
meant for >>72585003
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>>72585261
i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you bog-trotting prick
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>>72585191
>>72585190
>>72585203
fucking idiots my legs are blowing up and I'm 6ft3
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you're all so judgemental here but I bet most of you are proper nice lads in reality
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Enjoyed this ironicallly pretending to hate pakis meme we've been doing but I think it's run its course now
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>>72585297
no, the issue there is that houses are built too close together and there's not enough room to have a driveway/garage
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>>72585261
why did mcguiness have to die and you still breathe?
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>>72585371
I've been told on many occasions that I am indeed, a miserable cunt
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>>72585371
>you're all so judgemental here but I bet most of you are proper nice lads in reality
I ssdbj
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>>72585261
art students and nightclubs are bourgeois
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>Enjoyed this ironicallly pretending to hate pakis meme we've been doing but I think it's run its course now
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>why yes I do like my area gerryfied
>that iconic nightclub down the road where people came together to experience underground music? haha shut it down and bomb it
>that legendary family owned Lebanese falafel shop? haha shut it down and bomb it
>that area where all the art students hang out? lets price em out of that, despite them making it cool, then bomb it
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tried to write an essay on zeno's arrow parodox but couldn't even get half way
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really don't know how Molyneux's wife manages to stand his manchild-like autistic sperging towards women every day
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The shopping center/retail park in my town was no Harrods but it had decent shops. Over the last few years the shops would close and be replaced with shit like Wilko's.

My local retail park now has 3 (three) pound shops, a TK Maxx, a Wilko's, one of those Go Outdoors/hiking shops which has no demand to exist and other shit like that
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>>72585261
No one wants you here Mick. Either fuck off to /ira/, or kill yourself.
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could you really believe that everything you think, say and do is a product of the times you live in and there's really nothing even remotely similar to "free will" because even acts of rebellion against the grain are ultimately cyclical and follow the same pattern over and over again since the advent of civilization until its bitter end

no wonder Nietzsche was so strongly against Hegelians, they sound like fucking cultists
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>>72585424
wahey!
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Thoughts?
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>>72585297
>>72585376
narrow roads and houses close together are GOOD

areas built for cars are always shit to live in
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>>72585249
>paedophile imply some actual direct action, or just the attraction itself?
i guess because it's greek for "loving children" it could mean just the attraction. so long as you keep the posts about it rare you wont become another poleaboo tbf, if you want to talk about it to some of your dear lads here or whatever xx
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>>72585424
giggled
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>>72585370
hmm

okay now that there's an iphone for size comparison, yes you do look 6'3
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>>72585432
grim
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Why do physically attractive women with unattractive personalities always seem to think they are physically unattractive with attractive personalities?

I see them all the time. They genuinely baffle me. Is it just attention seeking?
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>>72585448
Get a job, you worthless cunt
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>>72585432
Tory Britain
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>>72585285
simulacara and simulation, its the same reason they grow beards in many cases, not for the sake of growing one but because they take these things as signifiers of some "masculine" ideal which doesn't exist, in turn becoming a gross caricature lacking in all symbolism
>>
gonna get a 106 as my first car I think
>>72585415
did a howl at this one
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>>72585432
>center
foy
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reminder we are leaving the EU
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>>72585249
best of luck to you mate, this is proper fucked, can't even imagine what it must be like to deal with
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>>72585432
>Go Outdoors/hiking shops which has no demand to exist
WHY ARE THOSE SHOPS IN EVERY FUCKING RETAIL PARK THESE DAYS IT DOES ME NUT IN
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>>72585477
>Why do physically attractive women with unattractive personalities always seem to think they are physically unattractive with attractive personalities?
>I see them all the time. They genuinely baffle me. Is it just attention seeking?
Ptdherhfg
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>>72585415
all sound good to me
out with all that rubbish
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>>72585477
> Is it just attention seeking?

yes
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>>72585261
>art students
these are literally the driving force of gentrification you clueless fucking cunt
>legendary family owned lebanese falafel shop
mate the way you're speaking is pissing me off so much. It's like you think the world is some upbeat yank sitcom.
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been in a coma since May 2016 lads
have I missed much?
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Just preed this peng ting lads
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>tfw too sceptical to enjoy overpriced artisanal high-streets of the misguided upper middle class

>tfw too pretentious to frequent those that cater to the unwashed lower classes

>tfw too critical to accept a retail-centre for suburbanite drones

where do i belong ;_;
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>>72585492
ah yes, baudrillard
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>>72585549
nah
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>>72585370
>bedframe is chest height
Howling
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>>72585477
just did a cheeky shitthread on /g/ using this image
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>mate the way you're speaking is pissing me off so much. It's like you think the world is some upbeat yank sitcom.
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havni cupa te
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>>72585566
in small villages where the high street consists of a post office, a charity shop and a pub.
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>>72585524
people buy hiking apparel and identify with the "outdoorsy" lifestyle but don't actually practice it.
its all identity marketing

/brit/s will never know the joy of walking into Bass Pro or Cabelas and feeling like a kid in a toy store
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>>72585370
why are you pretending to be this random deano mate
those are facebook file names
bit weird.
>>
>>72585566
just buy what you need and leave you overthinking mong
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gotta give this hire bike back next week
might as well put some miles on it before then

what are the sights to see in the north west of england?
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gentrification is fucking shit, there's only about 20 different chains of shops in this country and each of them is on every fucking high street in the country
rorke will defend gentrification because he thinks it gets rid of pakis but they don't go home it just makes them more angry
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>>72585549
Drumpf conned his way into the White House
The racist old useless twats conned Britain out of the EU
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>>72585594
£land is respectable for stuff like notepads or padlocks or garden equipment that really has no business costing more than a squid
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>>72585527
talk sense please Kiwi

>>72585599
haha found you xx

>>>/g/59514845
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>>72585371
i actually am tbf, i reckon i'd probably be mates with most /brit/ lads irl
>>
Why are Brits so much more class conscious than Americans?
>>
>>72585549
drake is british now
eyewitness reports say he's currently tucking into a nandos
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>>72585667
Because everything is shit here so you have to cope somehow
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>>72585617
sounds boring.
>>72585623
>he doesn't immerse himself in his surroundings
disgusting.
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Been constantly raping this lad in a coma for about a year now haha.
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>>72585667
every American is "middle class" no matter how destitute they are
>>
>>72585667
could be somehow related to the fact that there are no social classes in America
>>
enjoying a bit of lime jelly for the first time
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>>72585667
>class conscious
it's a bit deeper than that
and because posh twats are smug selfish cunts who want to see me suffer
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>>72585696
alri jimmy
>>
>>72585667
you lads just replaced it with your race-obsession
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>>72585452
Yeah I think if you used it in a literal sense then it'd be accurate (although he says that after he got arrested the desire to look at cp completely disappeared, and he's been going to counselling for a year and a half to try and end the behaviour). I think most people use it to refer to someone who actually abuses children though, and he's not done that.

>>72585517
Cheers lad. I don't even care that much to be honest - I've been depressed for the last ~5 years, so it's not like I enjoyed life much before this anyway. It's just difficult seeing my family go through all this shit, and seeing my dad completely disgraced (even if it is completely his fault). My hometown used to be a nice place where I could relax and be happy with my family every now and then too, but that's all gone now - I doubt I'll go back at all now. No more family, no more family home, no more hometown.
>>
>>72585692
I'd immerse myself if I was on holiday to beachyhead or the lake district, not when I'm going to get groceries you utter drip
>>
>high streets

Runt-infested shitholes if you ask me.

I buy my clothes online (oki-ni, tres bien, matches etc.), books online (amazon/wordery etc.) and I don't really buy anything else.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTQHXT10d4Y

want to sit next to some naked finnish qts
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lads, /brit/ has had a permanent presence on /int/, /pol/ and /r9k/ for a while now

which board should we expand to next? /his/? /lit/? /o/?
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>>72584036
Comp Sci is a meme degree. Nobody worth anything does it.
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>>72585713
Everything is lime flavoured here even milk and chocolate
Pineapple too
Kiwis are fucking mentalists
>>
Suffering is a necessary part of the human condition
>>72585763
>>
>>72585632
what did you vote int the referendum 'osie?
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>>72585667
americans dream of becoming rich through hard work and hope that everyone has a fair shot at that

brits only wish to scale the social hierachy through nepotism and cronyism, and actively try to pull the ladder up from behind them (by voting tory once they get a sniff of cash)
>>
>>72585747
I forget that amazon used to sell books exclusively
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>Because everything is shit here so you have to cope somehow
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>>72585646
could you really not be bothered to type out the word 'pound'
>>
eating strawberries and a kiwi
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>>72585509
>we
but I'm scottish
>>
>>72585766
lime is a based flavour so im well jelly
>>
>>72584088
I work for McDonalds so much prefer it here, imagine how bad it is in the USA for things like safety. It is already bad here.
>>
The top 10 most adulterous places in Britain, according to The Official Infidelity Index 2017

1. Royal Tunbridge Wells
2. Guilford
3. Wrexham
4. Maidenhead
5. Ashford
6. Taunton
7. High Wycombe
8. Livingstone
9. Beeston
10. Newcastle-under-Lyme
>>
did a cheeky reply to the yanks /g/ thread
>>
spotted a paki, lads>>72585774
>>
>>72585756
/tv/ for sure. We have a good base there
>>
>>72585632
>conned his way into the White House
yup, that's politics
>>
>>72585667
Americans were very class conscious in the early 20th century. Red Scare propaganda, repression and McCarthyism killed it off.
>>
>Matalan
>Asda Living
>Poundland
>Farmfoods
>Costcutters

what other shops normally indicate you live in a shithole?
>>
>>72585809
TAUNTON MENTIONED
>>
>>72585771
I voted LEAVE and I'll never regret it
Fuck the EU
>>
>>72584036
trying to decide between comp sci and nuclear engineering or some other meme engineering
>>
>>72585809
>tfw Tim gets laid more often than me
>>
>>72585774
There is literally nothing wrong with voting Tory.

t. working class northerner
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anime nonces should be locked up
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>>72585838
Had a Netto here
>>
>>72585838
Jacksons.
>>
>>72585838
Any bookies or loan places
>>
>>72585809
I live in Guildford, haven't got laid let alone had an affair ha-ha
>>
>>72585861
HISSSSS

CLASS TRAITOR!!

BEGON!!!
>>
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>>72585860
with his bears maybe
>>
>>72585883
netto shut down again
>>
most my money goes into books drugs and designer clothing
>>
Jesus christ, i'm from #2 and my gf is from #1, i'm not memeing.
>>
>>72585894
Call the Commissar, I don't give a fuck.
>>
>>>/g/59514845
this has the potential to be a great thread lads, /brit/ needs another colonisation attempt
>>
>>72585854
thought you did from my memory of the time but was just making sure haha
>>
>>72585909
But there is a netto down the street from me...
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>>72585796
Unless you have "Independence" by the 29th. You are also leaving the EU. Why are you people so fucking stupid? There's nothing nationalist or independent about the SNP or joining the EU you utter bell ends.
>>
>>72585830
>hurr durr paki
it's true la'
>>72585861
my problem with tories is that they're economically liberal but authoritarian socially which i find abhorrent.

if you're going to liberal, you can't be reclassifying drugs and monitoring the internet and putting income thresholds on marrying foreign birds.
>>
>>72585838
>Bargain booze

somewhat of a rare one
>>
Dem man are selective bad boys...
>>
>>72585892
whereabouts la? ;^)
>>
>>72585887
bookies are everywhere though
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>>72585953
>if you're going to liberal, you can't be reclassifying drugs and monitoring the internet and putting income thresholds on marrying foreign birds.
Why not? You can have economic freedom without social freedom. Or you can have it vice versa like the Labour Party.
>>
>>72585954
Kek one near me, bag heads like there orijiboom and Red stripe
>>
>>72585966
some we just wanna be accepted bad boys
>>
>>72585838
>cash converters
>the moneyshop
>those shops that say western-union money transfers on them
>>
>>72585996
agreed
>>
>>72586008
>Oranjeboom

my dad drinks that stuff
>>
>>72585953
I know it's true, you're a paki, Fuck off.
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Anarcho individualism lads
>>
>>72586043
Vile stuff
>>
>>72586027
Wow, we have all three.
>>
>>72586007
because social liberalism has smaller negative externalities than rampant economic liberalism.

if you have the one without the other you're not balancing it off.
>>
fugg

got pissed on a work night
>>
>>72585838
>at least 3 paki chicken shops
>shoe zone
>millets
>>
>>72585996
why do people complain about "cultural appropriation" so much? all culture is built off previous culture, it gets nicked and remade all the fucking time, who cares
>>
>>72586054
anarcho racism
>>
>>72586090
Balancing things off is retarded and has no logic to it.
>>
please stop mentioning shops near where I live /brit/

it's not good for the ol' schizophrenia
>>
>>72585838
>LYCRAMOBILE
>>
>>72586083
grim
>>72586053
i mean my assessment of british class is true

not you're assertion
>>
Wish we lived in an an-cap society so I could tomohawk missile my neighbours car for parking in front of my house.
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>>72586093
your own fault, spacker
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Reminder that if you give a poor person $500 they will buy $500 dollars worth of instant lotto scratch tickets, As Seen on TV gimmicky rubbish, and pisswater beer
>>
>>72586124
>>LYCRA
be funny if it was this lol
>>
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>>72586054
isn't that anarcho transhumanism?
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>>72586114
say that to my face not online
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>>72586136
FUCK
OFF
PAKI
>>
>>72585838
Lidl, Aldi.
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>>72586159
If you gave me £500 I would use it to pay off my overdraft from when I was at uni.
>>
>reminder that the average person would sooner finance a new car or buy a diamond engagement ring than set up a £5k emergency fund.
>>
>>72586187
>>72586187
>>72586187
>>
>>72585973
povvo in park barn at the moment, how about yourself
>>
>>72586186
Ok, meet you at my work address.

Hubble Rd, Cheltenham GL51 0EX
>>
>>72586159
That's why you should give them a £9000 education to inculcate in them middle class aspiration

Unless of course you just want to continue to exploit them as buyers rather than making them productive.
>>
>>72586235
wew la, don't live there anymore but grew up in Central (near the cricket club), then Burpham.
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>>72586240
A battle of the wits it is
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>>72586153
>not eleventeen
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