Embarrasing battles thread

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

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>>72580427
Banter

inb4 Karánsebes and Pont Saint Louis

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Truly our greadest ally :-DDDD

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>>72580677
Watch it leaf, or you'll be in a battle you never win.

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One of our archipielago far into the Pacific Ocean got occupied by the bolivian navy

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>>72580494

>>72581915
what the fuck were you cunts doing in texel

>>72581848
>running away
>decisive win
i thought russians were tough, not fucking cowards.

>>72581962
you know...dutch girls are beautiful. we got into a fight with germans because they couldn't handle the competition, it all ended when canadian freedom bringers came in and enriched u with freedom, germans got arrested and we got permit to settle in texel with our beautiful dutch fiancees, that's why half texel houses are owned by georgians.

>>72582056
clearly not the germans fucking rekt you lmao

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>tell the egyptians soviet planes aren't shit and it's all their pilots fault
>proceed to fall for a trick egyptian pilots already know about and get annihilated

>>72582035
Kek, during the Crimean war they burnt their own fleet when they seen the British and French approaching.

>>72582097
key word there was *canadian freedom bringers*
anyways yeah they rekked us but we rekked dutch girls, how bout dat.

>>72580677
this shit always gets me

>>72582134
>>72581848
Why are Russians afraid of us ?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lund

>>72582134
they will never understand chivalry spirit

>>72582214
russians afraid of french, french afraid of germans, russians rekked germans...duh go figure.

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>>72582236
>not posting battle of narva
>posting beating lego country as a greatest achievement

>>72582247
>french afraid of germans

My ass. I could literally DESTROY A SISSY KRAUT RIGHT NOW.

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Another one, lads.

>>72582315
See
>>72582298

We have a lot of great victorys, we were amazing at it

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this is now a whiteys get humbled thread

>>72582320
that's what your grandfa said in 1940, after six weeks he was in concentration lager.

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>>72582517

>>72582631
Actually, he was just POW

He tried to escape, failed, said "fuck it" and screwed Polish and German girls.

>>72581915
>>72581848
How are these ones embarrassing? Suomussalmi, Otumba, Rorke's Drift, Blood River, Sarikamiş - those are embarrassments.

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>>72580565
>Japan (not present)
Every time

>>72581848
The French should've won, in all honesty.

>the (((russian empire)))

Another Anglo puppet state.

>>72582706
if he had screwed german girls they would've probably killed him tho.
>>72582715
>implying marrying ugly dutch girls after getting btfo-d by krauts isn't embarassing.

>>72582797
We're always right.

This is why the eternal anglo always try to "stop" us, because he doesn't want the world to live in peace and prosperity.

>>72582803
Maybe.

At least he fucked Polish cutes, that's what my father told me.

>>72582830
pussios

t. >>72580494

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>>72582830
beating zulus who had spears and bows and arrows isn't great achievement.
i can name too many battles won against muslims so i will just post this.

>>72582830
>score unimpressive victory against tribesmen armed with stones and spears

British military history in one sentence

>>72582876
ahahahahahaha your grandfa was for real bragging taht he was fucking german girls ? top fucking kek, he probably was celebrity of your city/village for saying that xD, i actually thought u were making it up.

>>72582485
That was by far the worst embarrassment suffered by the Spanish military ever, regardless of what the eternal Anglo says about the Armada or Trafalgar. Annual paved the way for modern war, as we retaliated with aerial bombings on civilian populations (which would be replicated by the Japanese in China and then the Europeans in WW2) and a combined arms assault in Alhucemas - something that the world was scared to do since Gallipoli. Besides, Annual led to the Civil War that would define modern Spanish history.

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>>72582941
>>72582925

>>72583000
>xD

Okay, now, I'm really triggered.

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>>72582941
Kicked your orange backsides out of South Africa didn't we?

>>72582214
>>72582035
Actually we had alot battles on start
>>72582134
They were useless anyway and prevented britshit fleet from entering the harbour

>>72583040
why ?

>>72583018
>Battles between the two most inept autistic empires in European history
I expected no less

>>72582830
How come there are no South African posters here, by the way?

>>72583041
the second boer war was just as disastrous for the brits as it was for the boers

>>72583186
It had literally no impact on Britain what so ever, other than the realisation that they needed to introduce health care because the working class where too malnourished to serve.

>>72583186
why aren't you taking boer refugees but taking blacks/arabs tho ? some literally immigrated georgia because you wouldn't accept them.

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Quintessential Englishmen BTFO
>>72583204
delete

>>72583282
>on Britain
yea no shit nor did it on the netherlands

>>72583288
because they dont see themselves as dutch people anymore

>>72583407
OH, you want to say that black and arabs see themselves as dutch and that's the reason you are taking them in ?

>>72583407
Then why the fuck did you bring it up. Autist.

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The entire Texas Revolution was a colossal embarrassment for Mexico. They had no business whatsoever failing to put down the Texas rebellion.

>>72583466
no i'm saying they don't want to come here
among the shitskins there were also many other europeans but they fucked off home because they're not shit people

>>72583482
i didn't bring britain up at all i said brits, the brits who were in south africa "removing" the boers
are you dense

>>72581915
>Embarrasing

For who?
Georgian traitors, killing their German comrades while they were sleeping?

>the captured mutineers were ordered to dig their own graves, remove their German uniforms, and be executed.

Well deserved.

All war is embarrassing

>>72583535
Genuine retard

>>72583535
when i was visiting netherlands every 2nd was literally arab/black.
dude you believe that they don't want to come there ? they are literally getting killed everyday they are so desperate to escape it that some immigrated to georgia lol, and actually lots join french legion just to run away from south africa. you don't accept them becuz your government only wants arabs probably.

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quality oc for the thread

>>72583546
as i said it was embarassing for georgians, not because they joined nazis in teh first place and second place failing to defeat nazis, and in the third place for staying in netherlands and marrying ugly dutch girls.

>>72583389
Danish military history since the 15th century is comedy gold, with the notable exception of the first Schleswig war.

>>72583155
best ally

>>72583546
actually you were dumb, forcing anti communists to fight americans, they are anti communists for reason lol you had to send them in eastern front not to defend your western front, they aren't your slaves you can't expect them to do your bidding they did the right thing to rebel, against arrogant german fgts

>>72583659
ok

>>72583924
well you have any other reason why boers immigrating in georgia and not rich af netherlands ?

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>>72583867
*Crags of Tumbledown starts playing*

>>72583867
The retaking of the Falkland Islands was considered extremely difficult. The U.S. Navy considered a successful counter-invasion by the British "...a military impossibility."[53]Firstly, the British were significantly constrained by the disparity in deployable air cover.[54]The British had 42 aircraft (28Sea Harriersand 14Harrier GR.3s) available for air combat operations,[55]against approximately 122 serviceable jet fighters, of which about 50 were used asair superiority fightersand the remainder asstrike aircraft, inArgentina's air forces during the war.[56]Crucially, the British lackedairborne early warning and control(AEW) aircraft. Planning also considered the Argentine surface fleet and the threat posed byExocet-equipped vessels or the twoType 209submarines.[57]

>>72583998
many did after the fall of rhodesia
i've met a few south africans here and there, young ones too but they never seem to like it here because its so different from their homeland

>>72584118
WAIT, but in rhodesia there were british colonists not boers right ?

>>72583718
>second place failing to defeat nazis
Well, they were pretty good at killing sleeping comrades. At least they have that going for them.
Thank god nearly all of them were executed and the survivors send to gulag by the Russians.

>>72583877
Was a bit naiv anyways to use soviet POWs to fight for Germany.

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>be Argentine
>get captured

>>72584203
it was led by the british but it had many boer/dutch/dutch indie inhabitants who went there after the fall of the dutch indies and weren't very welcome in the netherlands because muh human rights at the time

>>72583703
>133,298 captured

What the fuck Italy

>>72584470
They all surrendered as soon as they were told they would be interned in French and British colonies that had been emptied of men.

https://youtu.be/NmcJD6_DwFE

>>72584231
you get treated how you treat others, they aren't your slaves to send them 10k miles away from their home, most of those guys family were killed by commies, they want revenge and you send them in texel in literally nowhere. what you expect, i would do the same thing that's biggest bigotry by germans there.
>>72584253
can't believe that you lost some spear armed indonesians tho.

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ez pizzy

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Our military is the most overrated in history.

>>72584612
we didn't lose the battle there was immense political pressure on every country who still had colonies after ww2

>>72584612
>you get treated how you treat others

>take them out of POW camps (where big numbers of Russian starved to death)
>make them part of the regular army, threat them like normal soldiers
>give them food, cloth, weapons
>send them to a comfy island where they did not even have to fight

Proper reaction to this?
Kill your comrades in their sleep!

Kinda sad that some survived gulag.

>>72584591
Seriously?

>>72584873
why you cared tho why you agreed to free the colonies ? it was only a pressure they wouldn't have done anything.

>>72584904
oh that's how you think they were treated.
>taking pow's who probably didn't even put up a fight because they were anti communists as a soldiers in wehrmacht.
>they told them taht they want to join wehrmacht because they hate communists
>germans neglect *untermenschen's* desires and send them in texel
>they aer probably called untermenschs and are racially abused because they aren't germans
>after several months of abuse and misconductions they are still in texel and not in eastern front
>what could go wrong
i wouldn't fight for someone who treats me like a shit and makes me fight with people i have no quarrel with and pretty sure you wouldn't either, just because it's your people doesn't mean you were right.

>>72582399
We based
>>72582485
What the actual fuck spain?

>>72584926
because right after ww2 there was already a different threat and we could really use the USA on our side who at the time was the only one with nuclear capabilities

>>72584926
if it came to soviet invasion usa would help you anyway, or are you talking about another threat ?

>>72585079
>i wouldn't fight for someone who treats me like a shit and makes me fight with people i have no quarrel with and pretty sure you wouldn't either

Probably not.
But you know what I also would not do? Kill my fucking comrades in their sleep!
Good job killing the enemy of your enemy while getting killed/executed yourself. Way to fight your actual enemy. This way you really, really showed that evil Russians!

>>72584904
Literally nothing wrong with killing Germs though

>>72585653
would you call someone who call you untermensch and racially abuse comrades ? i don't think so they were overseers and they were obviously harsh. and let's not even joke about georgians getting good treatment from germans, stalin was georgian so georgians would be worst treated amongst other soviet turncloaks. and you should've sent them to russia not in netherlands telling u once more duh, there are no russians in texel now are they ?

>>72585125
We made the mistake of trusting Muslims. "Our" colonial soldiers, tasked with protecting retiring troops, murdered their commanders and ambushed the scared troops together with the enemy. Disorganisation as a result did the rest.

>>72585746
>Compared to other Soviet nationalities, Georgians initially received a somewhat preferential treatment from the Germans.
>This was partly due to classification of Georgians as Aryans
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgian_Legion_(1941–45)

>>72585921
bahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
you believe that ?
and what else ? did you invite georgian legionaires to you homes and let them fuck your wives ?
stalin's countrymen weren't getting special treatment, understand that.

>>72586051
beating italians =/=achievement.

>>72585208
easy to say in hindsight desu
people were thinking different then they just got out of a war not keen to get into the next

>>72586210
yeah that's true too. and looking at today's dutch, you wouldn't be able to hold these territories anyways.

>>72582830
t. isandlwana

>>72586142
Pretty sure you know more than these authors. I for one do not since I was not there.

Anyways, what remains is that your soldiers back then were the worst kind of traitors and that they deserved their horrible end.

Best part is why they did it:
>From September 1943 to early February 1945 it was stationed at Zandvoort as part of the "Unterabschnitt Zandvoort".
>in late March 1945 for the transfer of several companies of the Georgian battalion to the Dutch mainland to oppose Allied advances, triggering the rebellion
>the rebellion hinged on an expected Allied landing—which did not occur.

So they just chilled on a comfy Dutch island with their German bros right untill they heard that the allies would come - which was when they shit their pants. To look good they started killing their comerads in their sleep in the hope that allies would soon come and see them as some kind of resistance an treat them good.
What disgusting people.

>>72586724
sorry i am having a hard time believing that stalin's countrymen were getting special treatment lol. it's just purely bullshit. and nobody would sacrifice himself for a foreign country what did you expect ? especially if that country treats them like animals. i myself wouldn't die for germany and you wouldn't die for georgia and guess what ? those ww2 *german bros* didn't care for georgia and wouldn't die for it either, stop your hollow bravado about loyalty and honour,. and stop making stereotypes of 800 turncloaks, there were total of 30k. i won't bother telling you germany lying to us throughotu history, nobody is a saint.

>>72587048
>and you wouldn't die for georgia and guess what ? those ww2 *german bros* didn't care for georgia and wouldn't die for it either,

Well, other perspective:
Of course I would not die for Georgia. But if for some strange reason the fight against my enemy (let's say Islam) would somehow bring me to Georgia which is the last stand in the war against it, I would fight there. I would not die for Georgia, but in Georgia for the greater good. What I would damn sure not do is to start killing Georgians right before the muslims come.

>>72587454
yeah but imagine you are sent to fight islam in georgia but, suddenly you find yourself fighting russians would you continue fighting people you have no quarrel with ? that's what happened to georgians in texel. islam was commies for them and russians americans.

>>72587597
Well, if I knew that for every day I could keep the Russians out the Georgians would kill thousands and thousands of islamic soldiers.... probably yes.

Away from that, even if I would not want to fight I would not go and kill my Georgian comerades in their sleep. I would wait for my chance and just surrender to the not-enemy, maybe killing all Gerorgians that try to block my way.

>>72588601
in your logic you would've acted like georgians did. because texel uprising happened in april may when third reich was literally no more and they were in no position of killing *millions of communists*

>>72581695
I have no doubt that you could out banter him but by the time your 1 kilobite a year internet connection posted, the thread would be dead

>>72583041
And a Boer general became prime minister as soon as South Africa became independent.

>>72582830
A HOSTILE SPEAR
A NEW FRONTIER

>>72589390
SPAGHETTI WARS:BERLUSCONI STRIKES BACK

>>72589026
And betrayed his countrymen in WWI.

>>72588802
heh

>>72580690
>1,297 dead
So one guy died, and one guy lost 29,7% of his HP?

>>72589636
retardation: the post

>>72589636
your joking, right?

>>72588768
>in your logic you would've acted like georgians did.
What? Did slepping soldiers block their way?

>happened in april may when third reich was literally no more and they were in no position of killing *millions of communists*
It started nearly 2 weeks before the battle for Berlin started in which the red army lost nearly 100.00 soldiers alone.

>>72581604
god bless skanderbeg
great man

>>72589816
in april 1945 ,germany was lost.

and they would've blocked a day later half army doesn't actually leave from common barracvks without waking others up don't be foolish.

>>72581915
>>72583877
>>72583718
>>72587597
>uprising a month before the fucking surrender
>when they clearly knew the war was over
>when they knew they didn't have to fight and die pointlessly

georgians are really a pathetic people. nazis weren't good guys but georgians are even worse.

every single one of the georgians chimping out deserve death.

>>72590023
yeah what did you expect lol, nobody would have died for other's loosing war including you so stop being hypocrite.

>>72583018
>>72583101

"it's like two retards collide"

>>72590101
why are you always posting the battles you lost ? post some wins too.

>>72582485
Hahahaha, sp*niards.

>>72590170
Conrad von Hotzendorf vs Luigi Cadorna, an idiotic force meeting a dumbass object.

>>72590182
huh

>>72581604
Based Shqip

>>72589918
>let yourself ship to mainland, on the way into battle kill you German officers (or even take them POW and give them to allies as sign you are not one of the evil nazis)
>surrender to the not-enemy

Bam, you will not go down in history as traitorous scum + they could have survived, like that they nearly all got what they deserved.

>>72583972
>flag

>>72590063
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tribes

what.

>>72590101
https://youtu.be/yqyixwqiCag

>>72590170
It's not like it is two retards collide. Actually I retract that statement even retards would do better it's more like leaving two vegetables next to each other

>>72590378
albanians are proto-humans

>>72580690
Damn, 1300 dead? Eternal anglo strikes again

>>72590378
it's the translation for fis but it actually means sth like extended family

>>72581604
>skanderposting
it's just not fair you know man?

>>72590488
oh,
like a family controlled clan?
interesting

>>72590320
oh no they didn't go in history as a traitorous scum but as a heroes who opposed nazis, because you know for obvious reasons just becuz they killed nazis.
+ they were dead men do you think dead men think straight in their last moments of lives.
actually georgians were germanboos until you sold them to ottomans after that started mistrust to germans, so those soldiers didn't fully trust germans too.

>>72590026
I still don`t believe shit like that
I mean portugal`s history is full of impossible victories, I`m sure it`s as fake as the chinese one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cannae

I know its Hannibal but still...

I can't post a picture but its worth the read

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Heheheh

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>>72590101
Good to see a Brazilian taking credit for something done during the empire. Sometimes we forget that our flag used to mean more people than now.

Even pre-colonial times it was your ancestors as much as ours, if you're descendent of the Portuguese

Also, part II

>>72590588
sth like that

>>72590836
Kiska means pussy in Russian.

>>72581848
Someone post the first war of coalition aka France VS the world

>>72590063
If albanians are so based then why are they the most islamic country in eurooe?

>>72590026
>Valverde
I like that Aljubarrota was the decisive victory and always gets posted, but Valverde shows such a more valiant story:

>A portion of the Castilian army crossed the river and placed themselves on the opposite shore, while the rest remained where they were with the plan of surrounding the Portuguese while they crossed the river.

>Nuno Álvares Pereira then ordered his army to form a square with the baggage on the center, and impetuously crossed the Castilian forces, which attempted to oppose him. Upon reaching the river shore, Nuno Álvares Pereira ordered his rearguard to protect the baggage and fight the enemy, while with his vanguard he crossed over.

>The Castilian forces on the opposite shore, numbering about 10,000 men, unsuccessfully oppose their landing. After placing the Portuguese vanguard in position, defending the shore from the Castilians, Nuno Álvares Pereira again crossed the river to reach his rearguard, which was under a rain of arrows launched from the Castilian side.

>The Constable of Portugal noticing that the Castilians had used all of their projectiles, ordered an attack. Nuno Álvares Pereira himself, seeing the banner of the Grand Master of Santiago, fought his way through the Castilian army until encountering him, and after a brief duel, the Grand Master fell mortally wounded.

>With his fall and the overthrow of his standard, the Castilian army demoralized and was soon broken and in disorder, and could not stop the Portuguese attack, being quickly and totally defeated.

Nuno Álvares Pereira was a grade-A motherfucker.

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>>72583665
Dont mess with furnitures

>>72590878
interesting, were those families relevant in the following freedom period in Albania?

>>72591013
why do I keep think all your history is romanticized hmmm

>>72591013
Order of christ(templar's order)>order of santiago

>>72590980
>the most islamic country in eurooe?
that's another cunt
we converted a few times in history
first from orthodox to catholic in order to stand out from serbs
then to islam because poor peasants said yolo no taxes and then converted

>>72591116
communists took over and tribes became less relevant

>>72582485
>spanish sources: 5000
>non spanish sources: 20000
Are you trying to hide something ?

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>>72591103
The anglo fears the Bureau

>>72591141
He is definitely very much romanticised, but just about every country has had a brilliant general here and there (particularly small countries that weren't absorbed). It's more like if he hadn't done it, we wouldn't even be speaking Portuguese to this day, and something big must have happened for it, as the pressure at the time was very high.

That said, he was made into a noble because of that battle, so it must have impressed the King (D. João II) by that much, and he ended up being made into a saint later on.

A lot of the other naval battles are even harder to explain, because we notoriously lost all our documents/naval journals in 1755 and most of them had to be reconstructed from 2nd/3rd party sources.

>>72591180
>>72591228
>Principality of Albania
>Republic of Central Albania
>Republic of Mirdita
>Autonomous Albanian Republic of Korçë
>Albanian Kingdom

apparently the beginning of the 20th was fun in Albania

We bring freedom to the USA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_of_9_August_1780

>>72591690
VARUS! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!

>>72591788
PETAIN GIVE ME BACK REPUBLIC

something something emu war

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romanfags BTFO

>>72592022
Crassus was a businessman, not a fighter. He should have known his limits and let that shit to better leaders

>>72592022
cheap tactics :( hate when they do that in rome 2 online battles

>>72590852
?? o criador do tópico não disse batalhas embaraçosas do teu país
Pode ser qualquer uma e eu sou filho de português sim

>>72592236
É justo.

Até porque a batalha seria embaraçosa para os cocó na sanita, não para nós.

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>>72592502
>France losing a war against Lobsters

>>72590685
>oh no they didn't go in history as a traitorous scum

Well, stabbing your sleeping comerades just to save your own ass in the last second is pretty sure seen as an traitorous act by anyone - even if said comerades were evil Nazis.
In the possible Hollywood version of the event on the other hand...

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>>72592556
We're not the only ones
And it was only the first

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>>72592502
>france

>>72592621
history written by victors...didn't you know ?

>>72592849
World was never the same after the autism ray

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autism war

>>72593288
>>72593335
1870 was a big kick in the nuts, but they shouldn't have taken Alsace-Lorraine

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>>72580427
>Be paki
>Bring tanks to a gunfight
>Lose

>>72593504
Planes ?

>tfw no epic battles or wars in your continent

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>>72593566
Wrong.

>>72581337
>>72581604
why were the Ottomans so bad at warfare?

Did they not develop military traditions, schooling, and pride?

>>72593923
sure, but when in comes to numbers, I dont think our bloodiest battle had more than 5.000 deaths

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>>72594083

>>72594519
but after you guys were established your military turned to shit

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>>72580427
desu

>>72582646
Better to serve in battle than to never serve at all.

>>72583049
You had to team up with pakis - and you all train to be hooligans. Even then you still lost.

>>72594614
Our military was sufficient enough to keep balkans in line up until the very late stages of the empire

During the first balkan war we were attacked on all sides while the army was still trying to figure out who was in control of the country.

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Remember when Spain tried to start shit with us?

>>72595014
europeans, amiright?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

>>72595303
When will they learn?

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How will the South EVER recover ?

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>be anglo menace
>send knights to kill some guys with no armour
>outnumber them 2-1
>lose so horribly it turns the tide of the war

SAD!

>>72595589
>anglo
>menace

>>72595532
How the hell is something like that even possible?
I mean in modern war, ok, drop some bomb on sandpeople with AKs. But back then: Casualties: 8.
Just how? I mean at least SOME of the 30.000 other people should have been able to operate a fucking spear, right?

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>>72580427

>a pile of junk made of sunken battleships under pacific ocean
just kill me now

>>72597177
Basically a king died and a movement of panic ensued, followed by the whole southern army fleeing disorganized. They were picked up one by one by the northern cavalry that pursued them. The k/d ratio is still absurd.
See on Wikipedia if you want to.

>>72595532
>When Montfort's first squadron charged the field, the Aragonese cavalry was crushed and Peter himself was unhorsed. He cried out, "I am the king!" but was killed regardless.

>>72597722
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

>>72597324
Yeah, 8 is totally crazy. That is just what I would expect as natural lose because some horse broke his leg on some dead body, dropped and crushed its knight, some people riding into each other full speed in the chaos etc.

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are other countries even trying?

Sad as many white people died.

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>>72598108
Well, we would not be where we are right now if we would not fight wars all the time.

>>72598108
>lobsters
>white

>>72598632
>germans
>white

>>72598728
why are you saying about lobster war? obsessed