who's going to the Russ parties this year?

>>72578725
What's it?

>>72578823
the average norwegian get-together

normieway is the most disgustingly normie country in the northern hemisphere

>>72578823
A thing in norway
In the first three weeks of May each year, kids at the last year of High School dress up in red, blue or black baggy pants like that, and do various weird shit on a list
Such things might include: have sex with a Russ of a different colored pants, drink a total of 24 beers alone, crawl all the way through the city without getting up once, use bread as shoes for an entire day of school, celebrate a teacher's birthday, even though it's not, ETC ETC

It's totally optional, though

>>72579145
what did you do at it?

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>>72579248
World of Warcraft, mostly

>>72579248
The other guy is not me. I am
I didn't do it, but kids in my class did the bread and birthday things, sat under their desk for one whole class, camped one night on the soccerfield, stared at someone of the opposite sex's crotch for a full 5 minutes

There was also this thing of going into a grocery store hand-in-hand with someone of the same sex, then discuss the length and girth of their cucumbers loudly before buying the biggest one
Before i decided i wouldn't be a russ, a buddy said he wanted to do that with me

Another thing about Russ is that they get a certain number of cards they've mostly designed themselves, which they hand out to whomever asks, mostly kids

>>72579145
thats degenerate """""""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""""""

>>72579770
kek, must be fun

I thought there was more sex though

>>72578987
>>72580078
You guys aren't jealous, a-are ya?

>>72580208

The sex probably happens with the people who would've fucked and got super drunk anyway. Probably just a justification for them then. In some cities the very degenerate "knots" are banned anyway.

>>72578725
They all look like inbred hicks

>>72580333
the only bad looking one is the middle one

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>>72580218
It stings deep into my heart when I see those Norwegian males swimming in Russ-pussy while I'm an autistic Finn sitting in my one room flat lurking 4chan and playing videogames.

>>72580208
There's plenty of sex, but mostly for the good looking, cool people.

>>72580078
It's a biological thing, hormones mess with all teenagers.

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>>72579145
>drink a total of 24 beers alone

Scandinavians idea of getting crazy is drinking alone?

>>72592683
not "sit at home and drink it", you nit
personally drink 24 in one sitting, not 24 between friends

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>>72592863
That's such a horribly inefficient way of getting drunk. Does Norway make good beer? I'm drinking pic related.

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>>72588063
So glad I already got married as a teenager.

People are fucking degenerate. Norwegians are seemingly no exception.

>>72579145
>kun 24
standarden for en kasse i studenterhuen er 30 ol

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>>72579145
This is why I voted leave

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>>72593640
Go back to /pol/

Also, you can't be married because that would require getting a girl to talk to you to begin with

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>>72594635
As you should

also: RÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ STOP MAKING FUN OF MY CULTURE
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You may carry on with your brexit business now

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>>72595562
>Norwegian culture
>not just Americanized snow niggers

>>72579770
This sounds like so much fun. I've always wondered what it's really like because of the Torgny song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IgXCBKIf7A

The whole idea seems incredibly hot to me

Last time I was in a party that resembled that was in 2010 where everyone was sluttying it up, I talked to like 10 naked teenage girls and me and the guys did a 4 way on one but it seems like such a distant memory nowadays

>>72595734
These levels of normie-ness should not be possible, delete this.

>>72580293
Pretty much yeah, people use it as a justification for slutiness. It's like how girls act at halloween, only both genders does it and it lasts for about 3 weeks instead of one night. Had a pretty good time t b h, but it's basically just as good as you make it yourself.

>>72595864
They have Halloween in Norway? Also in Burgerland we have senior week which is basically this.

>>72595934

Halloween in non NA countries is basically just an excuse for girls and boys to fuck while wearing costumes.

Nobody does candies and trick or treating. It boils down to costumed parties.

>>72595934
Yea, it's not as big as I imagine it is in the US and it's mostly just pushed by people who want to sell you halloween related stuff. Most people just treat it like a carnival party, usually nothing bigger than an overhyped night and then everythings back to normal.

>>72595985
At my highschool we had a "costume day" which was also an excuse for girls to wear the sluttiest costumes possible.

post more russ related content

>>72595624
You just defined all of Northern Europe.

>>72598576
we're americanized literal niggers

>>72598587
lel