/brit/

anime

previously on AMC's the walking pleb

una vela

equality is a meme

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dodie

might do a cheeky trip to north africa soon then

might start watching TV shows again

The Expanse looks good

>>72577913
Used to be blondes > gingers > brunettes but then it went brunettes > blondes > gingers but then it went gingers > brunettes > blondes but now it's blondes > brunettes > gingers

>>72578674
What's wrong with equality?

Humans aren't equal

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Hannah

>>72578777
The Expanse is great, also watch Into the Badlands because I said so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMvO_gqS5k

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>>i-if you don't GO GYM you must be fat

>the things gymnogs tell themselves

falconry and speed-walking is enough to have an ideal body

beware of trotskyists

>>72578824
I'll put it on the list

le speech du francais is l'gimmick premiere

UNRULY UNRULY

MADDAS

>>72578887
hon hon hon

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>watching TV

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gingers > brunettes > blondes

badminton and tennis are the goat sports
volleyball is up there too
and lets not forget about cycling

>>72578752
We all have a soft spot for the irish because of the shit they got from the english which parallel the Algeria-France relagionship. You'll receive a warm welcome. I know one Irish beta cuck who's friends with my brother who is dating/engaged a contestant to miss Algeria who won another beauty pageant in Lebanon too.

>>72578858
https://twitter.com/condompizza/status/844173822068703232

ooga

don't care, cause i'm at the top of the food chain

scouse trapping tremz la

90% of people who complain about gymgoers are just too afraid to (1) go to the gym and get smirked at for struggling with the bar, (2) acknowledge that they have a shitty, undesirable body

>>72578807
say goodbye to your universal human rights then

>>72578904
gingers are universally mental

really want to see golf runts body
he claims that hes not a fat fuck despite the fact he does no real exercise, so i want to see what he looks like (im sure its better than lads who lift, right?)

Who else /vibin/ to this new Drake album?

>>72578883
Marco Polo too for more mindless kung-kino if you enjoy it.

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le vitalitie du male

>>72578906
what about squash?

business idea: resist the urge to stick willy in fanny

https://twitter.com/ConorOnline/status/843970926203027457

If you have OCD or autism do not watch this video

>>72578908
>Algeria-France relagionship
more like the france-belgium you arab cunt

>>72578874
it's a french lesbian production

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>spends all day every day thinking and talking about fitness
>can't comprehend other subjects to any great degree because being BRO-LEAN-MAXI-PROTEIN-FIT-SENPAI-SWOLE takes up all his time

>>72578906
Cricket is good

Honestly wish I never ever have to poo again 2bh

>>72578927
remember when golf runt first appeared and we utterly emasculated him and eventually he admitted that his first gf cucked him for a lad at his school who had recently started lifting? almost feel bad for the guy tbf

>>72578674
good
why should underclass runts and pakis be equal to me?

>>72578908
>We all have a soft spot for the irish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>72578951
the sound of the ball hitting the wall makes you go mental tbH but otherwise solid

why do all blacks on twitter constantly post the same shitty fucking gifs of beyonce and other groids?

These new speeding and texting laws are fucking retarded.

Young drivers who haven't had their license long could lose it after so much hard work just because of a dumb mistake.

oh you got caught going a little too fast?
that'll be 6 points lad, where's your license?

imagine being a woman

always thinking about your body and your physical appearance, always watching what you have to eat, worried about what people think of you and that the opposite sex will never want you if you don't look a certain way

>>72578967
confirmation that you're a disgusting looking sack of shit
staying healthy is extremely easy and takes little effort
what do you do, btw? Given that you're such an intellectual powerhouse.

>>72578927
no one even gives a shit about fat people at the gym
I never see anyone get shit for being out of shape and working out

I think a big reason is that if you tell yourself all your problems are external/impossible to change you can wallow in your depression easier.
when you accept that you can put in the effort to change it becomes much harder and only you are to blame for failure.

>>72579000
Hello racist.

>>72578936
Don't care.

>>72578906
footy is literally the perfect sport

Is Youtube playing up for anyone else today or is it just my browser? keeps saying if playback doesn't begin shortly, reset your device.

>>72578988
Haemorrhoids playin up la?

>>72578990
My first gf cucked me too. Loads of guys get cucked, especially when they're young and dumb.

>>72578906
gymnastics is so cool, wish i could do it

>>72578959
It's not meant as friendly relagionship you dumb fuck. The great famine etc.

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>>72578908
Yeah Ireland's past is more befitting of an African or Middle Eastern nation desu. Kind of a >we know that feel sentiment towards other colonised nations here, especially with the Palestinians.

>>72579000
they are all painfully stupid

rescind cash swine

>>72579035
worst thing is that they think looking like a powerlifter is healthy
its not
they think its necessary to lift in order to have a good body; they dont even know about the other sports

>>72579017
CAGERS BTFO

>tfw to intelligent to start popular threads

Indyref2, Hibernian boogaloo

>>72579042
True.

>>72579042
Legit. Well, at least the more rough and tumble English style

wa la

redpill me on golf runt

>>72579056
Did you really get 'cucked'? Doesn't that mean when you watch a nigger shag your bint? Never heard of this happening, must be a European thing.

>>72579080
>Yeah Ireland's past is more befitting of an African or Middle Eastern nation

populated by uncivilised savages who die of famine

>>72578921
>MLM
every fuggin time :DD

>>72578940
I don't claim to have a better body than "lads" who lift. Still doesn't make me fat, sorry. My body is lean.

>>72579017
It's to stop chavvy mongs from going LOOK KEV I GOT A CITROEN SAXO, LET'S GO 100MPH INTO ANOTHER CAR

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>when yer teammate takes the minus offer

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2b

>>72579086
most people who lift won't look like a power lifter

but for a lot of men lifting is a good option for athletics and body building.

A study by Cornell University and the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2015 proved that male ice hockey players have the most desirable body type by women.

>>72579080
Ireland is an imperialist nation

:)

top 6 accents (female)
1. south african
2. northern irish
3. irish
4. welsh
5. new zealander
6. newfie

>>72579056
Does it count as getting cucked if she cheats on you? I broke up with her the moment she told me but didn't find out for a few days after it happened.

>>72579116
It was in college. My gf was white. Reverse cuck I suppose.

>>72579140
not a happy bunny

Don't like getting compared to muzzie spackers

>>72578990
>eventually he admitted that his first gf cucked him for a lad at his school who had recently started lifting?
you're getting people mixed up, that wasn't me

putting gymturd mental ability to good use I see

>>72578921
Can you translate?

wish martin mcguiness could come back to life somehow
one death isn't enough

>>72579185
especially when you are one

>>72579148
two things you can easily get by doing martial arts
and that gives you other stuff like a better cardio and proper ability to make use of your muscles

>>72579173
Cheating while in a relationship must count as a cuck imo.

>>72579000
Yanks are like caricatures of themselves. They all talk about the exact same shit repeatedly claim to be dying of laughter

>tfw rich handsome normie
>tfw always insurance cuck my gfs right at the start of a relationship

>>72579135
give us a piccy then ;)
>>72579196
lad, you can deny it now but you got really upset and told us all about it. You even said you think that's where your hatred of lads that lift comes from, given that she was your first gf. It was a really sad story

>>72579211
wish the provisional IRA would come back and blow up your nan

>>72579165
You forgot 0. Liverpool accent

>>72579233

RARE

Golflad is a lean, mean fighting machine who probably looks like a string bean

>>72579019
must be nice, you get to be cute and smell lovely :3

>>72579198
A socialist magazine (Jacobin) said class is more important than race/gender in Marxist theory, and despite not denying that race and gender matter, non-white "Marxists" have kicked up a whiny little shitstorm

Reaffirms my belief that only whites and East Asians are capable of socialism tbqh

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I can't even possibly understand how someone can reach this point
how can someone just turn into such a monster?
after 3 minutes of this video I already wanted to beat this guy with a shovel and put him out of his misery
worse is this is "normal" in America

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KZuBPvq1mCo

>>72579019
Yeah and having to take think about micro-details that we don't even takd into account. E.g. Two of the GFs told me that I have very long eyelashes and they wish they had them. I have never nogiced people's eyelashes and didn't know that their size varries from one person go the other.
All this because being ugly meant death for them at some point in our evolution. Really makes you ponder. I mean it still means living a shitty a life, whereas a man can develop depth and lift and get laid just as much as a pretty boy. So you gotta empathize.

>>72578927
I've started going and I'm weak as fuck, have to do the second to lowest weight on the shoulder machine and even then I'm going REEEE
>inb4 why are you doing machines
Personal trainer bloke at the gym told me to do my first month on the machines to get some base and core strength up and then I need to do free weights.

I'm going 3 times a week and I'm feeling really good, it's fun. Doing lots of cardio though, I need to get my blood pressure down.

>>72579250
Kek

>>72579030
>counting the calories of every spoonful of food you eat
>spending 2-3 hours at the gym at a time, on several occasions a week
>paranoid as soon as workouts are finished that you need to consume the correct food without too much delay
>then has to stress about food prep for next day
>then spends next hour looking in the mirror to ensure body looks like it's progressing as planned
>paranoid when it seems like it might not be
>spends hours researching why progress might be stunted
>finally time to relax, posts on /fit/
>little effort

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>>72578906
there is only one goat sport

>>72579233
I thought you had to be aware of the infidelity and essentially approve of it in order for it to be cuckoldery?

>>72578927
And the rest 10%?

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>>72579284
>this guy has a gf

>>72579250
jokes on you, my nan was irish

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>>72579284
>45.1 KiB 634x357

>>72579244
>give us a piccy then ;)
No.
>lad, you can deny it now but you got really upset and told us all about it. You even said you think that's where your hatred of lads that lift comes from, given that she was your first gf. It was a really sad story
Except I never said that. I remember being hatposted but that didn't happen. Stop making things up.

hockeylad is literally the greatest poster in /brit/

>>72579288
That's good, keep it up man. Nobody laughs at people putting an honest effort into weightlifting.

Just don't stick with the machines for too long, because there's nothing better than big compound exercises like squat, deadlift, bench, ohp, and machines have mobility issues and don't engage smaller supplemental muscles around the main groups that you do when struggling to balance a bar or veering slightly off perfect movement pathways.

Hermès link, ice-blue mink
Tat on my ribs like I do not know what permanent is

>>72579305
>>72579373
foy

Every gym goer should be kneecapped, tortured and publicly crippled.

Go for a run or have a beer?

>>72579284
Starting to think there is a quantifiable point of no return

Like, most people have the capacity and inclination to undo the damage once they reach a certain point. But others are doomed to keep going until it kills them.

It has to be somewhere around the 50 stone mark

>>72579318
Yeah, I was just being liberal with it

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>>72578906

>>72579288
starting with machines isn't necessarily that bad if you're very new. It can improve your mind-muscle connection quite nicely which allows you to make good progress in future. Best of luck la, stick with it
>>72579300
>he thinks you have to do any of these things to be slightly aesthetic
creasing. All you need is an hour to an hour a few times a week (i guarantee you spend several hours a day shitposting and playing video games or whatever) and to not shove shite down your gullet. But keep wasting your time and being a slob and pretend you're better than anyone

>>72579410
Beer

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>>72579373
thanks lad really appreciate that x

>>72579356
I see you've been blighted by the eternal Mick then.

My job here is done.

Just saw a lad who was like 21 and completely bald. I mean bic bald other than the back of his head.

Poor cunt had a funny shaped head too.

2008-2016 British politics will be a future module in A Level and university history courses

>>72579409
t. Skeletal nu-male

>>72579410
penis

>>72579284
ah yes

yanks

>>72579428
actually did a year of sailing when i was a teen
quite tough

>>72579426
But you were using it in the same way the alt-right do, so therefore you weren't being "liberal" with it. Hahaha

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>it's only tuesday

fuck sake lads

>>72579448
Why?

used the bus today
driver was an 8/10 woman

interesting times we live in

>>72579424
even if he did lose the weight somehow, his body is irrevocably fucked forever because of this

friday booked off work for a job interview lads

>>72579284
watching these docos never makes me sad, they're weirdly comfy

>>72579409
look, mate, she was your first gf. You were teenagers, she was horrible for hurting you like she did but you have to move on.

>developed a sharp pain in my left hip when squatting which now prevents me from squats entirely

Think I might not have been warming up properly

>>72579385
Yeah that's what the bloke at the gym said, he made me do some shoulder stuff with the dumbells in comparison and you really have to use your core to keep you upright and you use each muscle individually rather than your strong arm or w/e dominating.

Plus side is there's loads of fit girls at the gym desu, nice legs.
>>72579432
cheers

only documentaries I watch are autistic engineering ones about trains or motorways

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me on top

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>>72579284
>James has several friends to take care of him
>James has a girlfriend
>James has had SEX and has a daughter

>you don't

>>72579535
Do you think people would've said the same about ethnicities in the 50's (or maybe earlier)? Does this sort of thing show that women DO have further to go in terms of equality than minorities?

>>72579080
Guy on the far left looks like a typical taig spide

youll fit right in

get gassed up listening to drill and drive aggressively

>>72579457
Nah.

Unlike you, and nu-males, I do regular physical work.

People who go to the gym are universally urban runts who live like sardines and work in feminised office environments. They go to the gym to feel powerful and special, not realising how much of a drone they are.

>>72579578
Go to a chiropractor

>>72579598
Have we ever seen his wife? Maybe she's severely disabled too

>>72579608
>Do you think people would've said the same about ethnicities in the 50's (or maybe earlier)?
well probably considering they made about 0.1% of the population at the time

whilst women make up 50% at all times

>>72579620
iktfb except with grime

The old "War on Islam"

>The Department of Homeland Security will now require people flying to the United States from airports in eight countries - Turkey, Jordan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Morocco and Qatar - to check electronic devices larger than a cell phone such as tablets, laptops, cameras and portable DVD players.

>The affected airports are located in Amman, Cairo, Kuwait City, Doha, Dubai, Istanbul, Abu Dhabi, Riyadh, Jeddah and Casablanca. All 10 airports are located in Muslim-majority countries.

had a white british female taxi driver before lads
blew my mind

>>72579626
>I do regular physical work.
hahahahaahha
the guy who's been lecturing us about "gym goers being stupid" is some warehouse worker or something
howling and screeching
there's nothing wrong with a good honest day's work btw, just don't claim intellectual superiority over people who exercise hahah

literally never had a female taxi driver in my life

>>72579688
>war on Islam
yes please, I'll have one of those

>>72579714
was it the woman from female fake taxi?

literally never been in a taxi in my life

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WEW

what's the best wine you lads have ever tried?

>>72579664
Further emphasising their oppression. Feel really bad for women at this point desu

>>72579688
We just announced we're issuing a ban too
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39343971
it prevents nothing but it's nice to see the tide swinging

alright, who the FUCK has been in my oats?

mostly mediteranean old blokes in taxis here
always good to have a political discussion with them, utter rorkes but the good rorkes

>>72579514
Because it's a unique period in British political history

- Coalition
- Liberals in govt.
- Riots
- Austerity
- UKIP
- Corbyn
- 2015 election
- Brexit

>>72579733
woman are too pure for shit jobs like that

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>>72579778
Muh dick. Post moar.

Reminder gymrats can't fight

t. muay thai champion

Found a loophole in Tinder's algorithm. Set my age range to 18-22 and I get matches in this range, whereas before it was set at 18-30 and I used to only match with older women, despite swiping on the younger ones. Tl. Dr. who you like influences who likes you.

>>72579783
dont really like the taste of wine, or any alcoholic drink. Its just bitter innit. That said red wine in bolognese is nice

>>72578674
see this >>72576049

>>72579714
ive seen like 2 ethiopian/somali cabbies in the last month

actual cabbies not the dodgy ubers/minicabs

>>72579626
Screeching at this 4K HD projection.

>>72579760
>he's never jumped in a addison lee with a peng ting called madison
sad!

>>72579827
Poofter

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>>72579284
>a woman cheated on her husband for James

why even care about others lifestyle choices

>>72579809
The Arab taxi drivers in Paris are sound lads

>>72579783
Tavel rosé

>>72579827
fairs
don't mind a bit of the ol' 'uinness in a steak and ale pie though as well tbqhwy

>>72579859
its grim though innit
it just objectively does not taste nice
>>72579863
imagine the state of the husband

british sockets are the pengest

>>72579822
18 the lowest you can go or something?

microdosing on mcdonalds

>>72579889
You don't like beer? Beer is sweet desu

>>72579871
coz I pay for it

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>>72579818

>>72579831
i live in brum and i've never had a somali driver now i think about it
also uber isn't dodgy you pleb

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>>72579863
>>72579284
>a man got cucked and had to raised two of James' kids for years while James was sleeping with his wife

>tfw addicted to lean and people try to tell me opiod addiction is the worst

It's literally a cake walk, if I don't use I simply sweat a bit

Benzo addiction was way way worse

Going to the abortion clinic anyone want anything?

>>72579783
a £250 red I had for my bday
Paul Jaboulet Ain or something

>>72579876
yeah
particularly the heetch & uber ones when ur drunk and stuff late night they give you free treats and water and let you lay down on the backseat
they also play bomb music sometimes

>>72579945
Your head on a spike x

>>72579809
A lot of blacks too. Once put my black gf in a taxi (she didn't speak french) and the nigger driver was like 'don't worry I will take care of her, she's my sister'. Creepy as fuck.

does france have the worst level of integration?

get the feeling they all want the french gone

How do you lads avoid waking up in the middle of the night when drunk?

It's the primary reason I've stopped drinking

name a more popular backing track for videos on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA

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>>72579931
nid moar cosplay but more Toobie is always welcome.

Do people even use shit like Siri and all that other voice command stuff to set reminders, add things to a shopping list and all that shit you see in adverts and promos? I'm all for new technologies and implementing tech into daily life, but I don't think I've ever used that kind of thing in my life. Always seemed like just a gimmick.
If I want to add something to a shopping list, I just write it down either on paper or on my notes on the phone, or I just remember things I need to remember. I don't get it

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thinking about doing a cheeky phone in sick to work tomorrow

>>72579993
If you can actually wake up i wouldn't even call it drinking

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>>72580003

>>72579830
Russian hackers go away

>>72579997
Is this copyright free or something?
Here it EVERYWHERE

got a big poo and heading to the planned parenthood clinic to have it aborted

I'm so scared, idk if I'm doing the right thing.

>>72579920
nah, i drink it when im out or whatever because you need to drink something to get drunk but i don't enjoy the taste at all. Sometimes when im with my da i'll drink a pale ale which is a bit nicer though

>Russian hackers

Imagine being some brainless retarded normoid creature

making dinner

>>72579993
Only happened to me once when i was literally blacked out on the livingroom floor and woke up 6 hours later from sheer dehydration

youre all
nasty
little
virgins

getting drunk on a school night

>>72580008
Alri gramps

(Sent via voice command on Apple Watch)

>>72580083
FOY

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Savage
Savage9 months ago
My neighbours loved this song so much, that they threw a brick in to my window to hear it better
Reply 355

>>72580008
It is a gimmick, nobody uses that shit

>>72580088
So it's typically from dehydration?

>>72580118
sorry, tea

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>60 kg OHP x 5
>95 kg bench x 5
>60 kg squat x 5

>>72579778
>>72579818
>>72579931
>>72580003
>>72580040
Do I have to play Nier to get Nier automata? Or do they not continue the story from the first game

>gf out for work drinks with her new job
>probably half a dozen shitty grads eyeing her up at this very moment.

reeee

>>72580091
ynlv?

>>72580148
apparently it's pretty self-contained

>>72580077
*5 rubles have been deposited into your account

>>72580156
shes probably sucking a dick in the toilets right now

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Imagine how much fun the Top Gear team have had

So many interesting journeys around the world

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2dde3685c50efbda48a42f6c82cdeb53c60340a3439b1f38e82d9654f59548303&pass=1
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2dde3685c50efbda48a42f6c82cdeb53c60340a3439b1f38e82d9654f59548303&pass=1
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2dde3685c50efbda48a42f6c82cdeb53c60340a3439b1f38e82d9654f59548303&pass=1
we're all in here
password is poo

>>72579997
Thailad! How is it going man?
Told /brit/ to tell you if they see don't know if they did. A few weeks after we spoke about Route 66 and the failure that was my first night there, I pulled a thresome from there (only ended up shagging one of them but madeout with both in the taxi, civilians obvi not prostitures).

>>72579997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_MacLeod_(musician)

>>72579993
I can't, it's awful
I always wake up with a shudder in the middle of the night, worst part is I'm always still drunk and feel sick

>>72580195
>you were unable to connect
ayy lmao

>>72580190
*runs round the city of London kicking in toilet doors for hours on end*

>>72580193
that minsk is a beast

>>72580193
Love film photography

>>72580134
Well its only happened once, i never wake up after drinking until it's the next day. But yeah you should always drink water before you fall asleep

CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES

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>A few weeks after we spoke about Route 66 and the failure that was my first night there, I pulled a thresome from there (only ended up shagging one of them but madeout with both in the taxi, civilians obvi not prostitures).

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>>72580040

>>72580148
Nah you don't have to play Nier to know what's going on, but there are some neat lore details that may be lost.

i unironically and unmemeingly consider having a gf to be the absolute pinnacle of runtism

how de woo woo shop de do

>>72580195
can't connoct lad

>>72579959
I remember I asked one of the Arabs outside the Gare du Nord to bring me to such and such a place. He then said "listen man, I ain't gonna scam you, the place you wanna go to is only around the corner" and then gave me the directions.

Appreciated that. Some Taxi drivers can be bastards for driving up the prices and fleecing tourists.

>>72580263
Always laughed at the runts who did their ties like this

spent £3.97 in burger king when drunk on friday and can't remember what i had desu

>>72580230
Same. Exact same. I think some of us just lack the ability to metabolize alcohol properly

>>72580237
>>72580297
don't know why
the link is working for me

just teeted my tit

>>72580313
2x big king burgers if you had any sense whatsoever, would be £3.98 though haha.

>>72580313
dont think a single person in the northern hemisphere cares

>>72580317
I'm a skinny manlet, which probably explains it tbhwy. If you're similar then we probably have an answer to the issue at hand

>>72580304
Where i live there's one arab and one black taxi drivers, they charge 3 times as much as anyone else and only work on weekends to scam the underage drinkers who are too drunk/young to know better

Scum, all the other taxi drivers hate them

>>72580367
creasing

>Did no one ever tell you it's polite to knock before walking in to a closed room?

spent £3,970 in harrods when drunk on friday and can't remember what i bought desu

>Apple did pay $37 million in income tax based on its New Zealand sales, but it paid that money to the Australian government, since that's where the New Zealand operation is run from.

cant wake up

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British-Iranian charity worker Narges Kalbasi Ashtari has been barred from leaving India since 2014 amid a court battle over the death of a young boy.

Born in Iran, Narges Kalbasi Ashtari moved to the UK when she was four years old. She lost her parents to terminal illnesses when she was a teenager, and subsequently moved to Canada with her two brothers to live with her aunt.

Her younger brother Amir describes her as a "nurturing figure" who was "loved" by the children she taught.

Her drive to "dedicate her life to children in need" brought her to South Asia. She began her volunteer work in Milandahoo Island in the Maldives, and then moved to Sri Lanka.

*sings to Papa Roach*

>>72580376
I'm king of manlets but not skinny.

ripping massive farts

>>72580376
So am I, never have this problem, but i drink regularly and heavily. How often do you drink? You need to keep your tolerance up to stop these sorts of things happening

>>72580367
>>72580387
don't get it

>>72580431
where do you work out?

>>72580460
glibrarym

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

choon

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>>72580431
Christopher was an alpha intellectual

>>72580454
Rarely drink enough to become drunk, maybe once a month or so, so that's probably why
Doesn't explain the random waking up though

>tfw 6'6 king of lanklets

>>72580460
the golf course

>>72580460
At the temple of the Buddah

>>72580460
eat clen and tren hard

>>72580454
I was drinking daily a couple years back and still couldn't sleep much. Tbf I typically pass out in bed as soon as I'm too drunk to drink further.

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>>72580513
good lad

>>72580501
Your body probably isn't used to it and panics, might be releasing adrenaline cause it thinks you're dying of dehydration. Just a theory though

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big fan of the new Prius

>>72580376
Jesus christ, Anon, stop feeling bad for yourself. Think Danny Devito didn't get laid in his prime? Of course he did. He's ugly, short, and fat.

Listen, being short sucks. We all agree, you lost the genetic lottery. But that doesn't mean you can't be great, it just means you're going to have to be clever. There's more to SMV than height. You're taller than everybody else when you're standing on a stage.

Generally this would be removed, but I remove so many of these I'm keeping this one (and stickying) as a demonstration to others on exactly what it means to choke on the red pill and spit it back up.

It's easy to feel defeated, especially after failing more times than you can count. I get it, I really do. I've been there myself. You can really burn out after a while. Start wondering what the point is.

We all have mental anguish in failure. There were times I thought to myself, "fuck the red pill, what's the point when they're all whores anyway?" And sometimes I still think that (heh). But the reality is that it's a mindset. It's one that comes from weakness and failure. It's sour grapes. And it's not constructive in the least.

Yeah, things can suck. Maybe you're too short. Maybe you're balding. Maybe you're shit with social skills. Maybe you're fat, stupid, ugly and sad....

Take some time off of approaches. Stop thinking about women. Do something energetic. Go rock climbing, hiking, swimming, running. Take a month to do this. Focus on it daily. Come back with a clear head.

You can overcome your obstacles.

One of my closest friends was having trouble with our area which is surprisingly sparse of good looking women, and he had his own challenges he was afraid he couldn't overcome. My advice to him was advice I've given here before:

It's not impossible. Find your niche. Whether it's a job, volunteer work, a running club, learning an instrument, or pursuing fame, it's all doable.

>>72580583
Don't think this image is genuine

im painfully average

>>72580612
J U S T
U
S
T

might convert to judaism

those guys seem to know what they're doing

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>big fan of the new Prius

>>72580626
The largest minority of people are

>>72580619
>J
Stopped reading there

>>72580642
ultimate slave mentality

>>72580583
Met this lad outside a Tibetan monastery, put him and his even bigger mates down on the ground instantly.

the youtube auto subtitles are really fantastic

pirated civilization 6

Nothing is fine
Nothing's alright
I'm running and I'm crying
*screaming*
I! CAN'T! GO! ON! LI! VING! THIS! WAY!
*riff resumes*

>>72580662
dont

47/bear/high wycombe

>>72580662
What is this general turning into? I still come here for great advice on working out my own inadequacies, but lately its a cesspool of frustrated dudes bitching about irrelevant shit. I can't even properly word how disappointing that irony is.

Edit: Christ, to be clear, I'm not knocking this general or those who moderate it. I'm knocking the wilted foreskins who insist on venting their hapless garbage on what should otherwise be a constructive and progressive general.

>>72580619
reminder that THIS FAT PIECE OF SHIT has a gf and several children and cucked another guy and basically you are fucking stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZXJHOKINs&feature=youtu.be&t=207

These YouTube (an Alphabet, Inc. company) subtitles sure are great guys, check it out for yourself over at www.youtube.com!

Do people really not want to accept that Justin Bieber makes good music?

saw a girl on the train who had 'life' tattooed behind her ear

ah yes I'm sure she doesn't regret that at all. Absolute runt stamp.

>>72579717
nope. I just do physical productive activities

I've no issue with exercise. But gym goers should be shot on the spot.

>>72580732
when people make themselves feel as if all their failings are external it helps them feel better about it in a "fatalistic" way.

>>72580761
proofs??

>>72580732
>W
Stopped reading there.

>>72580120
very good post

>>72580750
Da gawd Diplo took him under his wing and then the bangers started coming

New gimmick: saying "fuck off rapist" whenever someone posts about seeing a girl in public, a la "fuck off murderer"

>>72580584
made me think
might ask my mate, he does biology

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*sits across from you*

>>72580814
fuck off pound-shop Bruce

>>72580814
a la fuck off

>>72580750
Yep accepted it when I found out that these two very cool songs they play in every bar (how do you feel? or something like rhat And one more folkish) are from him. I feel more at peace with myself now tbqh.

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new VW is Peng with a capital P

>>72580774
bored of you now mate, you say nothing interesting or funny
go away now

>>72580198
im not thailad desu

>going somewhere to improve your fitness, well-being and strength is objectionable

literally CANNOT fathom this

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Is it OK to punch a penguin in the face after it's killed your child?

>>72580849
"What do you mean" and "Cold Water"?

>>72580859
ah deano... my don... where ya been son

>>72580725
jock twat

>>72580888
You did as well have that series in your cunt??

>>72580814
hello feminazi

Irish food hasn't evolved an inch since the famine. It's about solely maximising calorie intake and being convenient. Not a thought given to taste.

>>72580888
Dodgy Dave behaviour desu

>>72580955
why paddys call an english breakfast an ''''''''irish'''''''' breakfast

>>72580917
alri

>>72580938
We did, we had figurines as well.

>>72580835
Not a nonce but i rather like school uniforms on a girl. I am not a nonce but schoolgirls are just lovely. Proof I am not a nonce: I thought the same when I too was a school-aged uniform wearer (unlike your average nonce who starts off liking toddlers at the age of 12 and scales their tastes up as they age). I would like to enter the vagina of a girl in school uniform but I am not a nonce

>>72580988
we just call it breakfast la

do you have breakfast rolls in england btw?

why are scotch eggs being renamed as picnic eggs lads? beyond me

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*flies through zebra crossing without stopping*

>>72581009
you single? x

>>72580988
Because they use low quality sausages and some sort of meme bread and think that makes it their own.

Howling, simply howling.

In fairness, white pudding is based.

>>72581027
t. nonce

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> Told /brit/ to tell you if they see don't know if they did. A few weeks after we spoke about Route 66 and the failure that was my first night there, I pulled a thresome from there (only ended up shagging one of them but madeout with both in the taxi, civilians obvi not prostitures).

>>72581032
sainsburys taste the difference scotch eggs are literally the only ones worth buying

>>72581028
>do you have breakfast rolls in england btw?
nah only breakfast cobs

>>72581037
>Mercedes

alri deano

They use the term 'nonce' on the west ham subreddit. Genuinely thought it was a /brit/ gimmick

My daughter is named Mercedes.

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England is a stupid ass country!!

>>72581137
it's a british word you nonce