/cum/

CUM LOL

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xth for black people memes and lolis

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>>72576002
Baseball season hasn't started yet

TEN BAD BITCHES IN A MANSION

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I'm afraid that the popularity of New England on 4chan is going to cause foreigners to move to my state and ruin it.

NE is great, but stay where you belong please

>>72576101
succ me

>>72576101
I hope that happens

rdumpf

>>72575978
Good edition

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>>72576101
quebec and new england should sign a friendship treaty

>>72576129
It already happened to Vermont desu

>tfw gonna suck Tyrone's cock
>realize black guys have really nice asses
>cum in his ass instead
Who /ascension/ here?

Still sucked him tho.

>>72576101
brb moving to new england and I'm bringing my feminism and 10 mulatto wifes sons

>>72576156
quebec looks nice enough to learn french just to live there 2bh

>>72576101
There are niggers all over the place all of a sudden, and not american ones actual african subhumans

>>72576156
USA and Canada are already friends :^)

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>>72576156
The entire west side of my city use to be known for speaking french. They use to say something like "better bring your passport if you're going to the west side"

>>72576180
>realize black guys have really nice asses
No lol

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Hi ameribros!

>>72576186
You dont need to learn french if you move to western montreal and like pissing off french people
>>72576197
fuck the US, i only like new england and the PNW
>>72576225
>tfw you assimilated all our economic refugees

we will never get those french speakers back

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>friendship treaties

>>72576184
I hope they don't get triggered when they realize anybody can buy and concealed carry a firearm without a permit.

>>72576195
That's always been a thing, all our blacks are straight from africa blacks. They're usually pretty good people too

>>72576248
>You dont need to learn french if you move to western montreal and like pissing off french people

i'm on my way

>>72576248
>You dont need to learn french if you move to western montreal and like pissing off french people

Good man

I already regret making this thread

>>72576268
They've increased in number, I'm pretty sure they're relocating them here. This place is going to be unrecognizable in a few years

>>72576313
suck my dick you autistic nigger

Just shotgunned 6 pints my dudes

>>72576313
Why

Only rural and suburban drumpfkins say buds, Lads is for patrician cultured Hilldawgs

>>72576330
What state are you in?

>>72576340
/cum/ is always shit

>>72576227
No denying it, bud.

only /brit/ rapefugees say lads

>>72576340
see >>72576331
that's why

>>72576367
Massachusetts

>>72576375
/balt/ is worse bc of a certain Lithuanian faggot that spams it 24/7

>>72576403
Mass is like the least white new england state already my bud. If minorities are going to move to NE I'm happy it's to Mass DESU

>>72576381
>implying a black ass could ever compare to a soft pale twink tushie

>>72576392
t. drumpfkin loving Canadian

Say lad like a human being

>>72576393
I've only seen like 4 live niggers in my life

http://www.strawpoll.me/12577732

>>72576429
They should send them to Rhode island. Providence is already a lost cause, just make it a containment zone already

>>72576441
After finding out they stole Brady's jersey I have to vote yes.

>>72576436
Were they American soldiers?

>>72576431
t. ironic ctr mobileposter

Am I welcome here? /brit/ is filled with literal redditkin

>>72576502
this sub is worse

>>72576502
Depends. What is the appropriate action to take when dealing with a commie?

>>72576502
Apologize for burning down our capital first.

>>72576502
depends

what is your opinion of this:
https://youtu.be/36VUXSA2k1s

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>>72576490
>t. ironic ctr mobileposter
Nope kys hick, we use LADS not b*d

>>72576536
>>>/br*t/

I will marry tiffany and make a world empire we'll rule over and make ron Paul the head priest

>>72576474
I wasnt stationed in Tapa so I never saw any American soldiers

Fun fact: Tapa translates to "Kill". Local ussr era newspapers were all location+kommunist

So it was Tapa Kommunist or Kill a Communist. Russians got way triggered when they realised it. We still laugh about it

>>72576536
t. Brit on proxy

>Google Maps now says Czechia instead of Czech Republic

>>72576532
I'm a prod that kicked the head off two taigs on st. paddys day so no thanks
I prefer this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-s51B66Sl4
>>72576529
s-sorry pal
>>72576526
Kick his head in

>>72576536
>>72576431
>being cucked by british culture in 2017
>after all their culture has died out

how pathetic do you have to be

>>72576602
>Kick his head in
You can stay

>>72576573
>So it was Tapa Kommunist or Kill a Communist. Russians got way triggered when they realised it. We still laugh about it
That's fucking great

>>72576584
Just heard about that, why the hell are they changing their name?

>>72576602
ur not allowed get the fuck out nigel and don't come back

btw dixies recently lost the /cum/ civil war so don't run salt in their wounds.

>>72576584
>21
good
da

>a rorke stumbles into /cum/

WHEEL OUT THE GAYPOSTERS

>>72576657
Some commie really went to the gulag for that

>>72576584
>google maps says Czhecia instead of Czechoslovakia
Sad!

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I finally learned how to be myself

Are Americans and Canadians at all ashamed about the fact that they are the worst posters on 4chan?

>>72576727
Where did you see the blacks though? Were they just tourists?

>>72576670
Why though? It's objectively the best

>>72576760
yea

>>72576760
Hey watch it man or there will be an entire army of mushroom sellers heading to Helsinki

>>72576760
no

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>>72576760
Nah

>>72576760
Are Finns ashamed that their the most autistic posters on 4chan?

>>72576760
proud of it desu

is europe ashamed of being the worst shitposters in real life?

>>72576760
It's fun tho

>>72576760
Fuck off, all finnish people look like their mums tried to hit their stomach with a hammer when they were pregnant

>>72576781
>It's objectively the best
>uk thinks obesity and anti-education and minorities is objectively the best

can't say I'm surprised

>>72576760
Americans are pretty average posters. Neither good or bad.

And no we're not ashamed. We put effort into making this place shit.

>>72576850
t. yankee

In all honesty that /dixie/ was cringy as hell

>>72576430
t. Delusional cracker

>>72576850
But they are very fun people and it's so comfy

UK puts comfy above all

>>72576778
In Tallinn. I think they were foreign students.
>>72576789
Little context: there was a famous incide lnt where an estonian man went to finland to sell mushrooms. He got into an argument with some other guys and police were called on him. What followed was a huge clusterfuck of incompetence when finnish police tried to arrest him. It took like 5 Finns to take him down

>>72576911
then go back to /brit/

>>72576906
t. Ugly nigger in denial

>>72576760
fuck off china

>>72576502
*grabs you by the scruff of your neck*
*throws you back into /brit/*

cornetto

>>72576911
Come help us push back the liberal hordes

If your kid doesn't like dinosaurs there is something fucking wrong with him

>>72576930
Video

https://youtu.be/cyyw8s7UyRU

>>72576760
Canadian post-post-post-ironic shitposting is the only reason why I continue to come here.

>>72576930
youre so wrong
it was a rankaisia, punisher in english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z0KKLpwJXQ

>>72576971
*flicks my fag at you*
>>72576981
Aye sir

>>72576937
Have you ever seen a black man's ass? Is superior in every way. Delusional white homosexuals are just angry that we even steal their men too. Who would fuck some pasty flat ass when they could have some phat black ass

I say lads and buds

>>72577000
>that fin who tries to sweep him away

stupid fins LMAO

>>72577074
Nigger asshole must smell nasty though. that's why flies are so attracted to them

>>72577074
>blacks are this angry because white touchus is objectively superior
Top laff

Enjoy your greasy black ass fagboi

>>72577000
Why finnish police are so corrupt?

>>72576430
its the ass that fucks you, retard

>>72577196
You don't fuck anyone

>>72577219
its been 3 months :((((((((((((((

ngl lads

you lot are fucking weird

>>72577000
>poliisi
fucking meme language

>>72577243
27 years since i've seen the inside of a pussy

Leaving /cum/

sort your gay bastards out

Can't say I didn't see that coming with OJ simpson 2bh

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>6'4
>work out
>dress well
>only into nerds and the sort
>only stacies and cougars want me

why is life so shit, bros?

>>72577271
Fuck you :(

>>72577322
>expecting nerdy girls to approach you

are you retarded?

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bring back /dixie/

>>72577000
>no guns
Un-American, what fucking state is this

>>72577268
take that back
or else

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>>72577365
THIS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfHigPsC_s

>>72577364
>>expecting nerdy girls to approach you

bruh, i approach them and they're literally always interested in skrawny short dudes, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it

>>72577327
reminder that most rethuglicans and rorkes hate you more than because you're a big ole' fag
>>72577385
thats in helsinki you braindead southerner

>>72577424
>thinking being 6'4 and attractive is holding you back

you're never gonna make it

>>72577434
>hate you more than because you're a big ole' fag
Learn to speak English you dumb nigger

>>72577475
not an argument

why do girls always go for the manlets
it's not fair

>>72577520
Say that to my face and not online motherfucker

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>>72577470
it's holding me back from girls who share my interests, that's for sure

>>72577540
t. manlet

>>72563931
>https://imgur.com/a/dZqdu
what the fuck man

>>72577561
you probably come across as a normie chad and it turns them away

i dont think theres anything more those girls would want than a guy that looks normal but is secretly a weaboo or whatever

I JUST WANT A GIRL WHO I CAN SAY I LOVE AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT, I'M FUCKING TIRED OF CLUB SLUTS, BROS.

>>72577645
>tired of club sluts
Your mom does get boring after a while

>>72577118
>>72577174
Delusional, deranged, feral

>>72577670
fucking epic dude, that bitch is a whore though, all of my siblings have a different daddy

>>72577696
>incoherent monkey babble

>euros start posting in /cum/
>/cum/ devolves into everybody shit talking

really makes your ponder

>>72577645
>saying i love you to a girl

dont do this unless she's with child of your seed

>>72577602
Holy shit

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>>72577759
We can go back to anime posting if you want

>>72577864
i'd fuck that anime

>>72577864
anime only leads to depression

>>72577864
reminder that moot was a feminist scumbag who was bad for this website after 2007

>>72577916
Might as well keep posting it then

Who here /balding/?

me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzgwJ8tSE0

What did the chinks mean by this?

>>72578084
hahaha a friend showed me that a while back
It's a whole different world

>>72578031
Fuck i am

think I might have lung cancer
should not have shared that joint that one time when I was 14

>>72578031
went bald at 18 lol

*fills the room with vape*

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>*FRRRRRRRRRRTBRAP*
>*SPLASH*
>Post

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>>72577755

Why are the Chinese so obsessed with mermaids what the fuck

>>72577864
Post eerie japanese pictures

>>72578311
They're looking for potential allies in the SCS

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>>72578031
>having inferior genes

I love mspaint

>>72578311
Because the aliens that fucked up their eyes came from the ocean

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>>72578329

>>72578347
I love u <3

>>72578343
Inferior to what? You're a literal mongoloid

Fun fact, people who can't grow facial hair are much less likely to go bald

>>72578347
Thanku

>>72578335
>>72578356
Both reasonable answers 2bh

Poll: homo or hetero

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>>72578393
mongoliod masterrice

>>72578423
Homo

>>72576101
Tell your pencil necked carpetbaggers the same.

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Every reply to this post saves a catgirl's life.

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I need something to do today so I dont spend the whole day browsing this shithole

>>72578554
Go running bud

>Overhear kids talking about summer internships

>They even had multiple interviews

>Mfw still waiting on my first call back

Idk wtf I'm doing wrong anymore

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just had a phone interview

>>72578580

my legs are too sore from work to do that

>>72578652
Oh. Well what do you usually do?

>>72578685

shitpost on /v/, /sp/, or /cum/ until its ~ 2AM

then cry myself to sleep for wasting an entire day off again

>>72578726
living the dream

>>72578726
:(

i want to watch an american and an canadian make out

>>72578783
My ex was a Canadian

>>72578849
how was it in the sack?

>>72578918
pretty gud desu

>>72578783
My current gf is a Canadian

>>72578969
Quebecois aren't people

>tfw no gf

>>72579004
Basques aren't people.

>>72579036
I know

>general called /cum/
>it's actually full of /shit/ posting

ha? wha?

>country is called greece
>it's actually full of crippling debt and corruption

>country is called Canada
>it's actually Can'tada

>>72578806
Jesus

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>tfw Finno-Basque

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>windy outside
>the air smells of blooming flowers
>not too cold
>overall comfy as fuck
>was going to go for a walk before lunch
>it started raining

hell no we won't go

>>72579323
rain is so nice

>>72579036
Basques are the only true Europeans.
All other "Europeans" are just mutant albino poointheloos.

FACT: Basques are the most powerful race in the WORLD

>>72579399
Its nice to listen to and watch, but it's not nice to walk in.
>>72579430
Indo-Europeans originated from the steppe around the Black Sea.

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>>72579183

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>rain isnt comfy to walk in

*digs a tunnel below your street, plants explosives, and blows you up*
Pssssh....Ezer langileen......txikitan.....

>>72579490
Noooooooooo

what did it look like when it was finished?

>>72579534
the op has not posted yet

>>72579506
who are you quoting? enjoy getting wet you dumbfuck

>>72579559

>not having an umbrella
>not having a raincoat

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>>72579552

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>>72579552
>>72579637
Gondola was better before it was leaked to Krautchan.

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>>72579690
germans ruin everything

>youll never be a solider deployed during german reconstruction, drinking champagne in a garden with your pals
horrible feel

>tfw I don't have any friends

>>72579766
yeah you do

>tfw I have a couple of friends

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>>72579800
I only really talk to you guys

I only talk to myself

>>72579557
link to thread?

>>72579973
https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/63757180

>>72578796
Its still better than being in high school

>>72580042
>saturn
Into le trash

>>72579879
get off 4chan and go meet some people then instead of complaining about it

>>72580182
Don't fucking tell me what to do ???

*calls you lad*

>>72580205
just did bud, now go do what you're fucking told

i could kill anyone in this thread with a single punch

>tfw you fell over in the liquor store

>>72580060
what saturn?

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>>72580226
Hello Danmark!

>>72580234
not an argument

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>>72580042
redpill me on finnish girls

they seem qt

>>72580342
avoid helsinki sluts
the more north and east you go the better

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>>72579637
>>72579690
a toast to gondola

>>72580042
Why would he do that

>>72580436
ylilauta fame

Fuck bees.

>>72580342

>tfw no finland gf

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>>72580382
>avoid helsinki sluts
>the more north and east you go the better

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>>72580468

>>72580506
prove me wrong, kiddo

>>72580382

>the more north and east
Aren't they sami up there?

>>72580571
sami a qt and pure genetics

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>>72580544
>the more north and east you go the better
>the more north and east you go the better
>the more north and east you go the better

>>72580615

finland has the sluttiest women in europe paradoxically the most reserved

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>>72580591
IS THAT YOU, JOHN WAYNE? IS THIS ME?

>WHO SAID THAT
>WHODAFUCKSAIDTHAT

>>72580726
sounds great to me

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Just ordered a new phone buds

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Baconader or Spicy Chicken?

>>72580591
?

>>72580796
samgpoooooo

>>72580796
I got the s6

>>72580801
For me, it is the spicy chicken

>>72580796
>samsung phone literally designed for pooinloo market
shoulda just bought a chinkphone

I have an S7

why do normies get new phones every year
you are literally consumer drones buying the same exact shit re labeled maybe with some new gimmick feature

>>72580910
I keep a phone for years, I just upgraded from a flip phone to my first smart phone a couple of months ago

>>72580910
Because they break the screen 3 weeks after buying it

>>72580910
I had my previous phone for years, anon.

Making smash burgers
Keep falling for food trends

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>attempt to watch battlefield video now that the dust has settled

Holy fuck you gotta be kidding me.

WE WUZ GERMAN N SHIET SENPAI

>>72580910
I bought a new one because the one I have is such a piece of shit, 8 gigs built in memory half of which is taken up by the OS, and the phone kills any SD card I try putting into it
Also the headphone jack was faulty when I first got the phone and now it's completely dead so I have to use bluetooth headphones.

Agiter et verser ;)

how to cook cheap

>>72581231
depends how cheap

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>>72580279
hey bb

>>72581358
dirt cheap

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/our girl/

>>72581436
Get that assless slut the fuck out of MY /cum/ you faggot

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>>72581478

>>72581436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU__l3Bl624

cringe

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>>72581515
wow....Smh

>>72581525
fucking bizzare i just watched this a couple days ago
youtube is scary if it can recommend the same stuff to people from this site

>>72581423
ramen, vienna sausages store brand pop tarts

dropped out of college 2 months ago and haven't done a single thing since then

>>72581423
maybe beans and rice then?
Dried beans are cheaper, but you have to soak them before cooking them
If you want it to taste less shit you could add some onion or garlic to your beans and top it all with some lemon and sour cream

>>72581601
Yeah, weird

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>>72581436

*calls you a dum dum poopoo head*

>>72581681
Same except it's been one year, almost to the day in fact, I think

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>>72581436
/our guy/

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graduated high school almost 2 years ago and have done basically nothing

>>72581747
>tfw I actually tried my hardest but couldn't keep up, started failing and had to drop out
>have to hear parents say almost every day that they wasted their money and are disappointed in me

feels bad man

just made some fish 2bh

not a big fan of this negative attitude

>>72581794
Who is this guy and why do you keep posting this

>>72581859
he's our guy, fucker

>>72581859
shitty forced gimmick

>cousin goes to college
>ant and uncle pay ~20k for the tuition
>she has an emotional breakdown because she wasnt invited to any parties the the first night
>begs to come home and drops out
hmm, very interesting

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>gimmick

>tfw the berniecucks were wrong and hillary was right about russia
feels good man

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>>72581859
Literally /our guy/

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>Shitcongo
The absolute state of that hellhole

*hugs everyone in this thread*

whats up with american believing their irish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFQJGKej0-Q

>>72581946
>ameristacies

>>72582179
How many times must we discuss this topic?

>>72581064
Even then its a completely inferior game to fucking Battlefield 4 even. It could've been good but DICE dropped the ball

>>72582179
>because yes i do come from- hail from uhh irish descent, my name is irish and i love this holiday!

lmao

any of you ever been in a fight? describe the most intense one you were in

>>72582368
im not black

>>72582368
I haven't, when my fight or flight response kicks in I always flee

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>chile
>not black

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>>72581799
You gotta do something anon, even working a shitty job at a factory. It sucks but the older you get the worse it becomes and the more filled with regret you become.

>>72582368
Yeah and I lost. I got my head split open by a bar stool by a massive Polish dude who later became my friend kek

>>72582522
HAHAHA

>>72582522
holy fuck

>>72582459
2bh i dont regret doing nothing
i value my free time highly but i know i will have to work full time or go to school at some point.

>>72582567
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>>72582567
New

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>>72578393
>can't grow facial hair
>hair is still thinning