Is it true Americans can't tie their shoes?

>>72573786
ya

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How are Americans going to tie their shoes, when Dolan Jay Drumpf microwaves the Mexicans?

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>>72573786
they don't need to.

>>72573786
Velcro was invented why would I do something so inefficient like dealing with shoe laces?

Do you walk to the gay bar or utilize a more efficient form of transportation?

It's true. People in new jersey have to drive to a shoe-tying station in order to have someone tie their shoes. Old piece of legislature passed in the 80's. Anyone who ties their own shoes faces up to 20 years in prison. I've been to jersey, place is a mess, let me tell you.

>>72574150
Fuck off it's a good law to create more jobs and keep people working

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>>72574150
>go to new jersey
>buy a Freedommaster5000 with 420 roundmag
>shoot somebody on the beach
>meh, who gives a damn
>another day
>get up, dress up and tie your shoes
>siren rings, your windows are shattered by FBI forces jumping in, your door gets shredded by another FBI unit, army throws in tear gas grenades and shoots you in the knees
>you end up in prison for 20 years
>such is life in USA

Americans can't

>tie their shoes
>use an analog clock
>drive manual

It's kind of hard to tie your shoes when you put them in the fridge, and laces are constantly frozen.

Please respect our culture and don't be rude.

>>72573786
More like they can't untie their shoes, since they're wearing them inside

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>>72573786
Too fat to reach their own legs.