Are Koreans human?

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I am convinced they are an alien that has infiltrated our planet x-com style
>undergo significant amount of plastic surgery to chisel their face into a human shape
>have to get regular "health" injections to survive on the planet
>will eat every sort of non-reptilian animal
>have no remorse for eating animals that express their emotions, thoughts and personalities in ways easily recognizable to humans
>have to wear breathing mask to breathe oxygen as it is poisonous to them
>all korean games revolve around laborious amounts of grinding and work with little to no reward
>flag looks like the planet falling under their rule with four mind control spaceships/satellites to keep us forever in slavery (with same colours as NORTH Korea wtf!?!)
>notice how they label blue (earth's water) as negative, humans are made of water, with themselves (the alien Yangtiles) above us
>Korean letters look like alien spaceships - 오 Alien ship firing beam 요 spaceship landed 하 spaceship currently in mid altitude going up
>all know various dance routines and mimicry techniques for misdirection purposes
>shake hips like a snake do
>force me to wank furiously twice a day draining me of my precious bodily fluids
>will bust into a k-pop dance when questioned about any of this (misdirection AGAIN!)