Brazil meat scandal: China and EU suspend imports

I'm quite confident (hopeful) that I haven't been buying Brazilian meat in the past

Wait.
Are you telling me that Brazil exports something else but poverty and emigrants?

>>72571118
It's literally a CIA+Brazilian Federal Police scheme to undermine every industry we have. Latin America is going to begin importing US/European meat soon

>>72571267
si. 30 millioni cittadini italiani

>>72571390
that's the 'exporting poverty' he was talking about

>>72571267
like most banana republics Brazil exports a lot of raw materials such as oil, meat, soybean, fruits, coffee, cocoa seeds etc. and by a lot i mean A LOT

>>72571152
Everyone has, and nothing ever happened, it's unironically a scheme to destroy our industries and our hegemony. First was our construction companies, now meat, next probably beer and perfumes. Then Brazil is an abomination and needs to go back to be a cheap commodity exporter full of poverty for first world countries

>>72571529
I forgot about Petrobrás also

>>72571118
>It found evidence that meatpackers had been selling rotten and substandard produce for several years.
chinks did exactly the same thing years ago. but they managed to settle it.

>>72571529
WELL MAYBE THESE INDUSTRIES SHOULDN'T BE DOING ILLEGAL SHIT EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?

This meat deal is a smaller deal than people think but I don't care if the police burns down the whole country as long as they stop corruption.

>>72571529
So selling rotten meat is perfectly fine?

>>72571702
>This meat deal is a smaller deal than people think but I don't care if the police burns down the whole country as long as they stop corruption.
Well that's because you are rich and protected from the economy crisis
>>72571724
Yeah, unironically 3 fridges in the whole country that exports meat to the entire world! OMG BRAZIL MEAT IS SO SHIT! OMG KILL BRAZIL NOW!

>>72571763
>OMG BRAZIL MEAT IS SO SHIT! OMG KILL BRAZIL NOW!
Nobody is saying that. But even if it was a single kilo it would have still been wrong because those producers did it on purpose.

>>72571724
Exports are not fiscalized by our agents, but yours too. Most rotten meat was unironically for our internal market. Also there are no proofs but a recording from an employee from a small meat fridge in the south.

>>72571841
Yeah, so let's penalize every single meat industry in the biggest meat exporter of the world because of a single kilo of meat. I mean it's totally not political at all!

>>72571702
>WELL MAYBE THESE INDUSTRIES SHOULDN'T BE DOING ILLEGAL SHIT EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?
honestly i'd be more worried about the meat that contained cocaine and heroin packages inbetween
then again it's nothing that several months of bad reputation and getting back to standard requirements can't fix
saying it's all a conspiracy from tha Man to bring a brutha down is too commie. accepting the penalties, redoing your work and getting back to your feet is the way to do things

>>72571118
Who the fuck would ever buy meat from the third world?

>>72571908
Even the congress which is somewhat US-aligned is going against the Federal Police now. They simply want to see Brazil burn with no regrets, and use the international media for that

>>72571390
>30 milioni di italiani

Un cazzo. 30 milioni di stranieri che hanno la cittadinanza e basta. Italiani voi, non lo sarete mai per noi VERI italiani.

>>72571962
I don't know you tell me

>>72572017
You're the third-worlder here.

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>>72571962
not your country, you guys are a protectionist dictatorship

>>72571987
sure sure. mfw

>>72571962
every 1st world country i think.

>>72571845
You are seriously underestimating the scope of the investigation here, we are talking about the biggest PF operation of all time in this country.
Other countries are overreacting but that's natural, same thing happens with any food scare.

This is better for us in the long run, Brazil already has a reputation of oozing corruption everywhere you look but this is at least starting to change, think of it as a chemotherapy.

>>72572039
Yeah, and you are one of the biggest importers of our meat

Next the coffee and soy beans

>>72572059
>chemotherapy
more like terminal cancer, they simply want to ruin Brazilian Image worldwide by shitposting at the international media. I mean they haven't even got proofs but a recording of the supposed international scheme of rotten meat. If they cared about solving our problems they would have it under secret and then after the jugdement do it. The media does not give a fuck at all about our image and want if everything to forever destroy it for views, there is no chemotherapy but forever chaos for profit and clickbaits

xiii.. falar com petralha é foda mesmo

You know, when it happened I said it could destroy your industry and Brazilians on /int/ were laughing.

I dont understand how this happened (the rotting meat part, not the crime). Was it a logistics problem? How did they let the meat rot?

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>>72572059
>Other countries are overreacting
We are not buying shit from you guys at least until your authorities finish their investigation

>>72572238
Brazilian logistics most likely yeah.

>>72572238
Just imagine like this, they got a recording of a small meat seller that supposedly sold rotten meat, and released as if everyone was like this and as if every country got it. It's literally a political action to destroy every industry we got. First was Petrobrás, then Odebrecht, now JBS and Brazil Foods, next is Natura and Ambev. Now we are forever a colony of first world countries

>>72571962
people who actually want grass-fed meat buy from south american countries.

>>72571962
The US is a big Brazilian meat importer.

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>>72572006
>Italiani voi, non lo sarete mai per noi VERI italiani.

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>the meat had too much ascorbic acid
>aka c vitamin but let's say the cientific name to make people lose their shit
>OH MY GO WE ARE EATING ACID AAAAAAAH!

thank you jews

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>>72571962

>>72571118

summarizing this scandal; overreaction
only a very small part of the production was affected, and damaged only the internal market
the exp products pass through a heavy auditing process, where the gringos audit the meat themselves
it is unlikely bad quality meat have been exported
bur this already become a meme and the damage was done; bravo! brazilians

>>72574351
Three containers filled with salmonella meat were shipped to Europe this month.

>>72571529

agreed
but the damage was already done
media plus histerical mass have done the trick
it will be very hard to recover from this

>>72574416
They don't know if they were really with salmonella

>>72574416

sauce pls
and tree containers still represents a small part of the whole production
what i'm saying is; of course this is sth correct to do, and the companies must be punished accordingly
what i'm trying to do is tracing a line between reality and hysteria, because this shit have become a meme
and the impact is extremely huge for us

>>72574487

i imagined so
ppl are jumping to conclusions even before having the data
mass hysteria this is all about

>>72574798
mass hysteria gives the media money

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Hopefully the piece of meat that i rubbed my balls onto got sent to Europe. Taste my balls, Yurop.

>>72571962
this tbqh, would never eat any meat from outside the country

>>72571118
Hue

>>72575126
Your country doesn't import from Brazil?

>>72571686
Which is crazy considering they are poorer than Brazilians

If Brazil is in decline, why worry? Maybe, real worry is West's decline and that we manage things better?

>The meat industry plays an important part in the Brazilian economy
Wikipedia tells me Brazil's exports were valued at $800 billion in 2016, of which 12 billion is 1,5%. Real fucking important.

>>72574848

yes, it does
regardless if it is a concrete fact or a supposition, what matters it is how fast a news can be deliver
with the help of facebook n' shiet this is already an irreversible damage

>>72575661
We are the largest meat exporter of the world

>>72575751
1,5%. Of exports, not total GDP. It's fucking nothing, just sell that shit in the domestic market until EU and China lift the ban.

>>72575661

yes, it is important
the whole exp is the sum of many, but many products or raw material we export
loosing this impacts not only the economic part, but as well as our image, which is alreay bad
summarizing; we are fucked up

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>>72575661
>$800 billion

Where did you get this number?

Why FBI is trying to destabilize south america while USA is increasing military spending? Should south americans be worried?

>>72575661
Their economy isn't even $800 billion

>>72576145
They want to invade Venezuela and steal their oil while we're down.

>>72576226
I thought the yanks were after Argentina's groundwater, oil is already on the way out.

>>72576145
Because of left governments. Although this is big news for argentina, paraguay and uruguay that are also huge meat exporters. Most of our beef comes from Paraguay

>>72576145
Because we are the New World version of the Middle East. A place for exploitation of commodities and cheap labour and never of industries and hegemony

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IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LITERAL

South Korea has already lifted the ban

>>72577620
Sauce?

>>72577881
http://g1.globo.com/economia/noticia/coreia-do-sul-suspende-a-proibicao-de-importacoes-de-frango-brasileiro-diz-agencia.ghtml
http://noticias.r7.com/economia/coreia-do-sul-voltara-a-receber-carne-brasileira-21032017

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>>72576281
Keep your big mouth shut while I go take my 5th bath

>>72577917
I'm sincerely glad for that (aunque es sólo para el pollo)

>>72578061
brazilian commies are idiots
how many times Paraguay got its meat prohibited because of aftose excuse and other problems and we didn't die of some unsold kilos
we just fixed what had to be done instead of blaming it all on CIA and other stupid excuses
business is like that, if you're not wanted then redo it better and you'll be wanted

>>72572078

We really don't and you only recently were allowed for the first time since 2003 to export fresh beef to us.

https://www.google.com/amp/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN10C358

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Pic related was the most pathetic shit in all this history.

>>72578061
pero, la carne también fue liberada para importacion

>>72578514
yeah, sure there aren't any Brazilian Grill Restaurants there like Fogo de Chão and others

>>72578635
http://politica.estadao.com.br/blogs/coluna-do-estadao/a-gente-nao-trabalha-com-carne-brasileira-diz-funcionario-de-churrascaria-de-temer/

>>72576145
>Why FBI is trying to destabilize south america while USA is increasing military spending? Should south americans be worried?
>FBI
>South America
Get your memes right it's CIA. FBI is domestic.

>>72578766
Eles serviram carne brasileira no dia

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>>72578802
E você acredita?

>>72578846
Eu acho que o funcionário deve ter falado isso pra não perder clientes. Porque tem vários cortes que só existem no Brasil, como picanha, maminha, alcatra e outros

>>72578717
Well untill this past fall they weren't exporting any raw beef from Brazil and I sure as fuck doubt they were importing pre cooked beef. We have enough of our own high end grass fed beef. The shit beef is the cheap stuff for the masses.

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>>72578766
This country is so backwards...

>>72579328
Yes let's believe a recording, it sures tells all the truth in the world

>JUST fuck up my agrarian export industry.

Brazilians what are you doing

Exporting meat was important for your economy

Pls stop destroying your country

>>72579530
Nothing changed, Brazil still a global superpower.

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>>72579530
No, Brazil will be killed by ourselves, BRAZIL MUST DIE BY OUR OWN HAND!!! FUCK OUR PEOPLE!!!!!

>>72572006
t. ratto meridionale """""""""""""""vero""""""""""""""" italiano

>>72579604
Was getting caught selling rotten meat part of your plan?

>>72578766

at least read the whole news, idiot

>mas hoje, excepcionalmente, para o presidente Temer foi oferecida corte de marca brasileira.

it was served Brazilian meat this day

>>72580366
""""""""""""""""sure"""""""""""""""""""

>>72580472
http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/mercado/2017/03/1867967-churrascaria-que-serviu-temer-usa-carne-de-empresa-investigada.shtml

>>72580472

stop being stupid
Temer wanted to transmit safety
do you really he would have eaten other kind of meat? in front of all media, national and international? it would be easy to detect and expose the fraud

>>72571118
last year inspection discovered meat from 1983 in croatian and montenegro ports. who knows how many times meat that old ended up in our stores. fuck you fucking brazil stop exporting old meat and choke on your own rotten shit

>>72580712
I find it funny that people often forget that exports are actually inspected by both our country and the destination country

>>72580712

sauce on that
and most likely it is bullshit
those meats are audited by yourselves, even before entering your borders
this was mass hysteria

>>72577917
>frango

>>72571529
The man be keeping the primate man down!!!!

>>72581024
>Coreia do Sul voltará a receber carne brasileira

>>72578717
Is fogo de chão based?

>>72581043
It's always the same, it happened in the 40s, the 60s, the 90s and now the 2010s

>>72571118
That's why I don't eat food foreign from France.

>>72581043

go eat snow, mongol

>>72581101
yeap, it's pretty much a luxury restaurant here.

It's all just a scheme for us to no longer mind the major fuck up they'll do with our social security.

Seriously, it'll be like 1964 all over again...

>>72581150
I'll go eat beef butchered less than 24 hours ago :^)

>>72580837
>>72580866
http://hr.n1info.com/a162746/Svijet/Regija/Uzbuna-u-regiji-U-luku-Bar-stigla-posiljka-mesa-iz-1982.html
http://www.24sata.hr/news/uzbuna-u-crnogorsku-luku-je-stiglo-smrznuto-meso-iz-1982-499654
here some of the examples, also there was a lot of salmonella cases in croatia last year because of shitty imported meat

>>72581214

i hope so
i hope for a coup from the militaries

>>72581190
Thanks I'll def go check it out

>>72581287

You're soooo wrong on this

If you at least knew really what our current military is

Unless you're a bolsominion, so you're just kanker

>>72581271

i can't read in this sub-human language
also, there is no mention of Brazil in any of those articles
go lie elsewhere

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>>72579530
>Pls stop destroying your country

Make us.

>>72581447
it is meat from brazil you piece of shit there are shitload of articles look deeper.
also your "language" is so subhuman that it litterally destroys teeth of "people" that use it

>>72579530
Latins destroyed what our ancestors built

>>72581685
>Latins destroyed what our ancestors built
are you etruscan?

>>72581343

you have a point
and i'm not a bolsominion retard
i just got tired of this gov't that this options is viable

>>72581651
>croatian """humor"""

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>>72581832
AHAHAHAHA BANGELA

I just checked out fogo de chão's menu it's 59 dollars for all you can it, is it worth it lads??

>>72581651

it is not your liar
come back if you have something concrete

>that it litterally destroys teeth of "people" that use it

Croatian humor everybody

>>72581447
>>72581651
>NIGGER SPANISH DIALECT IS SUBHUMAN!
>NO! TURKISH SERBIAN DIALECT IS WORSE!

>>72581933
if it has traditional rodízio yes
which it's an "all you can eat" of different beef and pork cuts

>>72581933
>fine dining
>all you can eat

???

>>72581997
Thanks avô

>>72581933
>all you can it

are you a CHI?

>>72581933
yeap, here we usually eat until we can't anymore in a churrascaria

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Reminder: this rotten meat came from southern States.

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>>72582107

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>>72581249

sure thing

>>72571118
Even China doesn't want it. Impressive.

>>72571702
>>72571724
these

>>72582407

a hoax and mass hysteria
the exp goods were not affected
gosh

>>72571887
people aren't going to take the risk of being poisoned just because there's apparently nothing wrong with this other company that has (according to them) nothing to do with the others that were backed by inspectors as "safe"

be glad, beef prices in Brazil will drop

>>72582656
my fellow white m8, we are the biggest meat exporter of the world, we are just saying that the way the BR federal police shitposted to the international media is literally only to hurt ourselves, they could have arrested the people behind it and simply stopped at that. The way they said it make it sound it was a huge deal when in the end it was nothing. Also most exports are unironically inspected by us and the other countries.

>>72582272
Now that's fresh meat right there

>>72582849
>Also most exports are unironically inspected by us and the other countries.

It's inspected by Brazil and Brazilians don't really inspect anything because they're too busy posting on Facebook during work so all this rotten meat with salmonella gets shipped all the earth and people are getting sick and dying.

Lol these Brazilians do nothing but talk how shitty and corrupt their country is, but as soon as something actually happens and people start acting accordingly they start blaming everything on "muh ebil CIA trying to keep us third worlders down!"

>>72583470
>facebokee
What ever happened to orkutee?

>>72583470
t. chimpanzillian troll

>>72578635
ahh...the famous uruguayan meat that Temer decide to bribe with the embassadors

>>72581933
>59 dollars for a spetto corrido
not worth it

>>72583925
>fogo de chão
>spetto corrido
kek

>>72574593
wtf are tree containers
is there an issue with the wood exports too?

>>72583606

agreed
using a scapegoat is stupid
but the whole point is the exaggeration of this issue

>>72584072

oh my
consegue ouvir aquela música do Praça é Nossa?

>>72583633
ded due to google

>>72583236

not fresh as the ones we export : ^)

>>72571118
>Spontanous incindent
>"CLOSE THE FUCKING GATES,BRAZILLIAN MEAT IS ROTTEN"

This is so fucking retarded and I hope it doesn't snowballs.
I mean,in Portugal we don't import meat as we are self-reliant on our food industry but it still amazes me how people in major news outlets completely blows things out of proportion.
This is going to make alot of people lose their fucking jobs.

But oh well...
Btw south americans buy our meat please

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Funny how no Brazilian posters have noticed that this whole thing happened right before the Mercosur-EU talks for a free trade agreement that included meat as one of the points of discussion, something that the EU has opposed in the past. I wonder who would want Mercosur to fail?

>>72584417
(((Alianza pacífica))) perhaps??

>>72583925
it's in USA m8
i assume it must be like 10000 yen in Japan

>Brazilian president took foreign diplomats to dinner in a steakhouse

>The steakhouse just uses meat from Argentina, Uruguay and Australia

http://zh.clicrbs.com.br/rs/noticias/noticia/2017/03/carne-de-jantar-de-temer-era-importada-dizem-funcionarios-de-restaurante-planalto-nega-9751750

>>72584679
59 bucks for a meal isn't cheap

>>72584892
Rekt

>>72584892

go dance tango and stop with the lies
the statehouse use Brazilian meat that day

fuck Brazilians and their infected cardboard meat. can't the white countries in the region, Argentina and Uruguay, just destroy those subhumans

>>72585063

*steakhouse

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>when the Brazilian meat hits

>>72584981
yeah but it's in USA
meaning the meal is imported and all that shit
a pizza hut pizza here is 12.95 dollars because it's imported

>>72571529
>Everyone has
Not really.
I've never ever bought a package of meat that said anything other than "Product of Poland". Not even germany, chechnya or ukraine.

If we imported beef from brazil it would be cheap.
Beef in Poland is fucking expensive, can't be from huezil.

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>>72571118
God fucking dammit, now they will try to sell it to us.

>>72585313
>If we imported beef from brazil it would be cheap
it wouldn't though? all the exportation costs and taxes and all that

>>72585397

we don't sell beef with cocaine

>>72584892
it's unironically fake news
http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/mercado/2017/03/1867967-churrascaria-que-serviu-temer-usa-carne-de-empresa-investigada.shtml

>>72571118
huehueheuheuhuehuehuehuheuheuhuheuheuehuehuehuehue
.huehuehue
hue hue... hue


huehuhueueheuheuuehuehuehueheuuehuehue

>>72585410
it's still be cheaper. if the fucking chinks can afford to buy brazilian beef I doubt it's that expensive.


our retarded beef prices are a result of mad cow disease epidemics in the 80s. it used to be cheaper than pork during commie times

>>72585434
>rotten meat is considered beef in Brazilistan

>>72578507

There's a Rio de Janeiro guy who floods LiveLeak, CNN (before they shut down their comments section), Zero Hora, YouTube, etc., with bolivarian, anti-"gringo" and anti-SouthRegion shitposting.

In 4chan he spreads misleading Wikipedia rankings presenting them like showing socio-economic/demographic variables they don't show for real or are contaminated with distortions caused by (Rio) oil industry, and geological/geophysical maps pretending they are "socio-demographic maps" just to put Rio State among Southern States.

Maybe it's a severe inferiority complex case, or maybe it's a classic "State-sponsored sockpuppetry" case - BRICS countries have expertise in such thing (especially Russia). Maybe someone someday will make a Rio/Bolivarian version of "Le Liberator" meme...

>>72585584
i see

>>72585650
>State-sponsored
i honestly believe he does it for free
who knows, there have been cases of such idiotic 4chan users

>>72585650
I'm sorry, m8, but people from Rio think of Southern Brazilians as hicks. Last thing we ever wanted is to be associated with them. You are wrong.

>>72585590

it is not
a show sponsored by the media, an exaggeration this is

>>72584417
Well done Chile. We must keep the Brazilian man down.

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>tfw two weeks ago some Brazilian anon was bragging about their meat and how it's better than australian produce

>>72586321
Kek, that Brazilian inferiority complex at work. Uruguay apparently electronically tags all their cows, but Brazilians are too poor to do it.

>>72586321
>>72586417
fuck off samefag

Is it wrong if it makes me legitimately and unironically happy to see Brazil crash and burn?

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>>72586471
Hmm

>>72586609
a little? you're suposed to be their partners at BRICK'D

>>72586609

fuck off, Ivan
go back to your vodka

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>>72586635

>>72586609
No, I'm happy too. Specially because my State doesn't produce meat en masse.

>>72586609
Nah it's ok, just don't forget Russia is Brazil's biggest buyer of our rotten meat. Not to forget we also spit and cum on it from time to time to add some extra sauce.

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>>72587089

We will grow to 400M and export super viruses to every corner of the globe.

>>72585831

> People from Rio think of Southern Brazilians as hicks.
No, they don't. I live in Rio for 8 years and I know what the monkeys around me think about them.

> Last thing we ever wanted is to be associated with them.
Oh, yeah, the State-level version of the Brazilian inferiority complex this guy >>72586417 pointed out. Mfw...

>>72587345
I'm not talking about working class scum like you, m8.

>>72587345
>>72587417
Actually, even considering only the working class, you are wrong.

>>72586723
>brics
i would rather ditch Brazil and SA and get the chinks and pooinloos on board with integration to Pacific Alliance твн. Those guys don't have a future.

>>72587568
>get the chinks and pooinloos on board with integration to Pacific Alliance твн.
unlikely, the Chinks and Pooinloos hate each other

>>72588108
i guess brics doesn't exist then

>brazilian meat industry
Is this the new
>polish intellectuals
I would rather not eat food that's been handled by chimps.

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>>72577499
>brainlets dont get this joke

>>72587417
>>72587490

I won't discuss "working class" with Rio scum because you don't know what "working" means. Nothing and no one in Rio really "works" because Rio has no such a thing like a "working" class but a huge "slacking class" that ranges from sloppy clerks to Brazzilia-style (or Moscow-style if you prefer) overpaid Big Gov't bureaucrats.

>>72588305
/lit/ please don't spoil the book, i haven't read it

>>72588440
You are free to believe whatever you want to regarding cariocas, m8. However, don't go lying on the internet. If you truly lived in Rio, there's no way you haven't heard cariocas referring to southerners as hicks.

>>72585831
I grew up in Rio and you are wrong. At most people make gay jokes about gaúchos specifically, but no one thinks of them as hicks.

I also recognize you. You're the ptfag who says "m8" alot. Are you a masochist? I mean, you must love eating other people's shit. All you do is shill for Latin American's left, spout their conspiracy theories and try to sell the idea that Brazil is a superpower and yet you achieve the exact opposite. May be you should just cut your losses and attempt to kill Temer by suicide bombing the itamaraty palace. Alahuekbar.

>>72588769

I live in Rio enough to know people like you are sociopaths and compulsive liars - among "other" things. Especially when dealing with outsiders, no matter if Brazilian outsiders or foreign ones.

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>>72589072
>I grew up in Rio and you are wrong.
So did I, born, raised and living in Rio. I stand for what I said. Me and the lads are always joking about hicks from Southern States and São Paulo, like most cariocas. I truly doubt your history.
>ptfag
>shill for Latin American's left
That's not me, m8.

>>72584356
>one incident

Great job showing you didn't read a thing about what happened.

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>>72589173
Kek, what? M8, why would I lie about this retarded shit? I'm speaking as a carioca (unlike you) and trying to clarify things.

>>72588108
[Citation needed]

>>72589388
>That's not me, m8.
Sure you're not, frogposter. I'm sure you and your "lads" in UFRJ are always smoking pot in your mom's botafogo apartment and calling southerners hicks and thinking you represent Rio. São Paulo, I'll grant you, is made fun of a lot even by children.

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BRAZIL THREAD
YEAAAH!!

BOYCOTT BRAZIL

LET THE MONKEYS ROT IN THEIR JUNGLE

>>72575440
His country imports a lot of meat from Argentina and Uruguay at least. I'll look around more closely the next time I'm there, if the ban is lifted.

>>72585568
> Steak house MANAGER says steak house uses Brazilian meat
> In front of everyone

>>72584892
> Steak house EMPLOYEES say steak house uses meat from Argentina, Uruguay and Australia
> On the sly

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>>http://g1.globo.com/economia/agronegocios/noticia/chile-diz-que-restricoes-adotadas-valem-para-toda-carne-produzida-no-brasil.ghtml
>Os chilotes exportam para o Brasil, vinho barato, maçã azeda e salmão cheio de antibióticos e outras substancias que eles colocam para mudar a cor da carne do peixe!
>Não comprarei mais nada do Chile.
>A Argentina está por trás disso.
>boicotar o chile isso devemos fazer vizinhos nosso que receberam ajuda e agora nos da o coice
>Não compremos nada do chile nem frutas nem vinhos...e boa!
>Chile produz frutas com excesso de agrotóxico e salmão com bactéria que mata se consumido crú , além de vinho da pior qualidade . Quem sai perdendo , hermano ?
>Vamos deixar de comprar salmão contaminado do chile
jasjkajskajskajskakjskajskajsk

>>72590572

Oh, so you discovered G1's comment section.

That shit is literally /pol/ but with old people.

>>72587089

>I hope this shake up makes you reconsider your aspirations and makes you understand your position in this planet, you are the whorehouse and nothing more.

t. worlds oldest whorehouse

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Reminder to buy fresh Alpaca meat from Perú.

>>72590572
>>72590572
>Tenho um vinho Chileno em casa, vou abrir para comemorar.
>Por acaso os outros países são obrigados a consumir a nossa carne estragada?
>O Chile só não é primeiro mundo por estar na América do Sul.
>Não precisam se preocupar. A carne estragada fica no nosso país.

>>72590638
Yeah it's pretty funny. The same thing happens on our sites.
>>72590720
Those aren't funny

>>72590638
>>72591040

Good to know that this happens in other countries...

We have the comment section of Infobae, that is literally /pol

Why is Brazil so protectionist? You're exporting to countries which have low tariffs, but you put massive taxes on any imports. I don't understand the reasoning.

>>72591040

It's even funnier becuase some people actually bait there.

>>72591151

I've been to Taringa and it's kinda the same.

>>72591183
Left-wing orthodoxy, followed by cultists. Our military government in the 60's attempted a nationalist industrialization, so we did get a few industries (we actually make all of our autos, for instance), but that came at a cost. These days, it created a strong union so rolling back on protectionism means a whole lot of noise and borderline political suicide for whoever attempts it. Too bad too, because we have lost a lot of trade opportunities in the 2000's because of this.

>>72571118

>brazilian "meet" so putrid and vile that not even china wants it

dayyum

>>72591183

mercantilism is the only way their shitty africa-tier economy can stay afloat.

>>72591353
I mean it makes sense with domestic agriculture, since you're self sustaining when it comes to food production. It's incredibly harmful when it comes to technology and machinery, and only hurts consumers and businesses.

It's a shame because your country has so much potential.

>>72591317

Taringa is ok, at least they're funny with the banters just like /lat

That community is even bigger than 4chan, so you can find literally everything.

>>72582185
you have an issue with your southern states as well?

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>>72589571

The only thing you and 1/3 of your city people make clear are the hair, in order to get more resemblance to Southerners - TOP KEK.

>>72591516
>I mean it makes sense with domestic agriculture
The other way around. Our agriculture is generally extremely developed and automated, so no protectionism is generally needed. It's competitive enough that it doesn't even need government intervention usually.

Meanwhile if we stopped protecting our manufacturies they would all go belly up. Essentially, we have done that somehow by giving up protecting our computer industries, etc. Giving up our automobile industry will probably never happen though. The unions will chimp out and burn down half of São Paulo if that happens.

>>72591648
It's okay, m8. I've seen your post already. Your english vocabulary isn't that broad.
>clarify your hair
Top kek
>>72591602
Not really, just stating that curious fact.

>>72591602

No, the companies involved are from the South.

Which is great cuz my state get's meat from Mato Grosso, which is where our worldwide famous meat comes from ;D

>>72591602
Yes, he's that guy I talked about in this post >>72585650

Is it true that in Brazil it's considered socially acceptable to fuck 13-15 year old girls as an adult male? I've heard this several times before and it sounds pretty weird.

>>72592252
Our thugs and Chads do it regularly yeah, for them it's normal.

>>72592252
Maybe a decade ago it was considered kind of normal for a guy in his early to mid 20's to fuck a girl that age. Today, not so much, at least for normal middle-class people. No idea what favelados do.

>>72592252

Not really.

Is it in America?

>>72592350
Kek, SBT journalist caught even a 50 years old police chief fucking a 12 years old girl. If even the people who represent and enforce the law do it, what makes you think the average person doesn't too?

>>72592421
>my point still stands
What point? That 1/3 of Rio has a clean hair ? How can you find this statement funny? Specially when cariocas take more bathes (consume more water) than anyone in this country? It makes what you said rather strange, don't you agree?

>>72592514
>what makes you think the average person doesn't too?
I never said they don't, or even that's rare, I'm saying it's not socially acceptable. Back in university I had a friend who was in his late 20's, probably around 33 by now, and he told us that back when he was "our age", meaning, 18-22, it was normal to fuck 13 year olds and be more or less open about it. People still do it, obviously, but you have to keep it on the down low. The culture has changed, and the word pedophile is thrown around quite liberally these days.

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>>72592761
>>72592421
Hehehe, fucking caipiras deleting their posts.

You fags are gonna eat your cardboard and you're gonna like it

>eating meat

jesus christo

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>>72589571

> Carioca (demonym for Rio people)
> "Trying" to "clarify" things

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>>72593426
>not eating a healthy dose of dick every once and a while
Wow that's honestly pretty gay desu.

>>72589704

He claims he's carioca but moved to Rio Grande do Sul. In fact the first time I met this commiefag was at Zero Hora comment section - a Globe Networks news website headquartered in Porto Alegre.

>>72575440
it probably does, but i only buy meat labeled "Sweden"