Megalolz Edition
Chewing chaat lads
dinner
he looks like that guy out of spy kids
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39337805
>A rapist has been moved to a women-only prison after having gender reassignment surgery to become female.
Absolutely CREASED
anime
>>72570288
It's possible that in the absence of female beauty, his obsession with it drove him to gender dysphoria in an attempt to become what he so desired.
emily
>>72570307
FUCK off
>>72570327
shat it
>>72570288
>feminists will defend this
>>72570269
Is it mainly rich whites and blacks that live in your neighbourhood
>>72570338
theory: when tim says "swipe down" he means strumming a guitar
>>72570307
>pagan anime nonce
not surprised
left or right
>>72570288
doubt is willy is still working so its fine
>>72570338
Why so much emphasis on the "fuck"? It sounds weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asbbIWkD6Z4
expecting to see him in a manlet shaming image eventually
>>72570398
Right but only because she's uglier
>>72570398
left, the right one looks like she has some syndrome
How do I get a /fa/ house
had it up to HERE with ireland today lads. no more.
>girl mentions on her profile that she loves comedy movies
>message her saying I can never find any good comedies, usually just horror, and whether she has any good recommendations
>just replies with "I'm not a fan of horror and prefer comedy"
I might be abnormie but at least I'm not a cunt
>>72570398
Right.
>there's nothing wrong with genetically modified organis-
best part of being an adult?
eating sweets while walking around and seeing the sour little faces of the kids who want them
>>72570370
Couple embassies and a mix of ethnicities among the families here.
>>72570442
alri cunt
>>72570440
barratt new build obviously
>>72570398
left
>>72570478
Bane?
>>72570478
we could all go to /pol/ if we wanted, y'know
>>72570478
cock a doodle do, bitch!
>tfw not rich enough to wear bright coloured chinos
>>72570492
Is that french? What does it mean?
Sounds very sexy x
*music suddenly blasts out within /brit/ congregation*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT-JvKbANno
*everyone stops talking and look at one another, confused, waiting for something to happen*
*door to /brit/ conference centre is dramatically pushed open*
*standing at the door is a 5'6'' skinny white boy looking as fierce and imposing as his lil elf buttocks can muster up*
ALRIGHT, LADS
>tfw not rich enough to wear jeans with holes in
>>72570487
love buying a tonne of stuff at the supermarket and seeing the bitter jealous faces of kids taking a peek then i realise how pathetic i am to be buying it all in the first place lol
technically any type of breeding is genetically modifying organisms
we ought to ban that
>>72570401
there are lots of guys like him
they rarely make it into nba
Is it required by law to wear a bright purple North Face jacket once you hit 50 in Britain?
>>72570478
CHOOK'D
>>72570491
What do you work at
Are you one of those Brits always going on about the diplomatic stream in the civil service
>>72570579
sweeties r king m8 no shame there
>>72570592
I think people just stop giving a crap about how they look once they realize that they look irreparably shitty
>>72570555
alri
got an appraisal later
Gf PayPal'd me this
>tfw to smart to eat sweets
>>72570538
:3
alri sweetie
>>72570585
>there are lots of 7'7 guys
yeah don't know about that
especially excluding pituitary cheats
Anyone in Preston looking to have a shag down by the Old Dog tonight
>remember getting a DS for christmas that had one of those pirate cards
>dad showed me how to pirate games
>i was so happy
I miss being a child
>>72570625
Not british.
I'm the black guy who posted pics here a couple weeks back, m8.
>>72570592
only if they're single
if you're married, you have to get matching red anoraks
>>72570650
too brown
I'm the lad with the big white willy from a few days ago
AMA
Anyone down the Old Dog tonight want to shag Preston
Just bought some spray paint from halfords
Going to write "GAS THE PAKIS"
thoughts?
doing an appraisal of some autismo later, if he starts stuttering and stammering again I WILL be firing him on the spot
>>72570680
your dad sounds like a proper pikey
>>72570680
From the age of 8 - 12 i had every game i could ever want and never paid a single penny for any of them. Golden age of piracy
>>72570650
im terribly racist so I assume paki/indian girls smell like curry and onions
>>72570683
No you're not
>>72570650
could heem her easily
>>72570755
They do
>>72570733
Fuck I have an appraisal this afternoon
Alex?
>>72570765
And you're not fitizen
*looks in mirror*
could heem you easily
Really horny at work
Haven't cum for 125hrs and I'm surrounded by little strumpets in tights
>>72570795
>northern ireland
No such thing
>>72570795
posted some birds from that site on here not long ago and we all agreed they were rank
For $50,000 US you may have sex with your oneitis at a place and time of your choosing.
Do you accept?
Anyone in brighton want to stick their dick in my ass?
I'm tall and relatively good looking. Looking for similar.
>>72570795
Celtic people everywhere tend to be ugly, look at celtic parts of Spain for example.
>>72570862
>ass
FOY
O
Y
>>72570785
Don't care he was a bender
>>72570852
no i'd be too nervous to actually do it
would probably have a panic attack if she were naked in front of me
>>72570852
Nah
posted my face on /soc/ once, got told i looked "norman or anglo irish"
>>72570900
But you could take the opportunity to impregnate her
might do a cheeky sleep soon
Saw a fucking ugly leaf on /soc/
Called him Norman-looking while howling at his mug
..Boss just gave me a 2.5% raise. Bit piddly like...
>>72571036
>like
Taig
>>72571002
Not if I sleep first!
Work in 8 hours
got an airhorn at the ready outside this runt's room
gonna fuck his sleep right up
>>72570852
been there, done that
didn't cost anything either
NEED an irish gf lads
>oneitis
Autism, just call her the girl you fancy
>>72571017
knew it was you
took at as a compliment initially, now i'm quite taken aback, cunt
>>72571066
Who says taig except brain damaged northern Irish?
>>72571121
Go to Newfoundland then
>>72571138
>northern irish
No such thing Jackeen
>>72571167
>Go to Newfoundland then
i have more self respect than that
>>72570707
Can I suck it?
Fuck, marry, kill, eat with a knife and fork
>>72571125
I fancy loads of girls but theres only one Maureen
>>72571203
what are their personalities?
>>72571203
3 1 2 4
>>72571220
probably because all the others died of old age
>>72571121
rural ontario is full of ruddy ulster scots, if you ask them they're """irish""" but they're protestant and all have names likes campbell, milne, and mccann
>>72571220
Had a beautiful redheaded Maureen here. There's several of them, anon.
>>72571125
oneitis is more intense and mentally ill than that
>>72571234
Virgin
>>72571260
Kek
>>72570223
looks like a mtf
Get intimidated being around other lads who are far hairier than I am
Anyone else? I'm 21 and my legs/arms aren't even that hairy
>>72571268
Campbell and McCann are Irish names you stupid fucking leaf
>>72571317
Nope
>>72571203
>>72570650
>>72570398
>>72570332
>>72570307
looks like a mtf
>>72571203
4, 1, 2, 3
>>72570795
Hmmmm
http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/20/women-think-irish-men-are-the-sexiest-poll-finds-5708603/
Lost weight lads
>>72571203
4,4,4,4
>>72571330
They are, retard
been getting fat and it's all gone straight to my belly, my arms and legs are still twigs
>>72571304
Low test
>>72571347
looks like a mtf
>>72571363
Nope
>>72571203
black one is unironically the most attractive one in this pic
>>72571317
Campbell is primarily a Scottish surname of Gaelic origins. In Scotland, the name itself derives from two Scottish Gaelic words. "Cam" (crooked) and "Beul" (mouth) meaning "Crooked mouth" or "wry-mouthed", originally a nickname which over time became used as a surname.
McCann is Irish but primarily in the North.
>>72571347
now lets see all the excess skin :)
>>72571393
Someone throw a 'dora on this
>>72571203
4, 1, 3, 2
>>72571395
>Scottish
>Gaelic
Yeah so they're Irish you spacker. Stop talking about matter you know nothing about snow-yank
just refresh the same tabs all day until im tired enough to sleep
>>72571439
Idiot
>arseville
>>72571453
Not an argument
>>72571443
same
been spending most my life in a neet paradise
Thoughts on Karen?
>>72571470
there was no argument in the first place just a nonsensical meme
>>72571474
>paradise
it beats working but id much rather be dead thanks
>>72571393
BLEACHED
jdimsa
Post using your surnames
>>Scottish
>>Gaelic
>Yeah so they're Irish you spacker. Stop talking about matter you know nothing about snow-yank
>>72571508
can't too rare
>>72571518
Thanks for the backup, but I've already given up on him.
>>72571530
Mine is fairly rare. Never met another Waite other than my family.
business idea: add a 'open new link in current tab' feature to all browsers
>>72571508
alri
>>Scottish
>>Gaelic
>Yeah so they're Irish you spacker. Stop talking about matter you know nothing about snow-yank
>>72571544
forgot image
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
>>72571573
foy
>>72571564
>dr
FOB
Reminder
>>72571587
me on the left
right down to the pattern baldness and shitty teeth and recessed chin
business idea: welsh empire
>>72570650
would very much like to see more of her like this
wish I wasn't an utter spastoid
Gaelic means Irish you spastics
*posts the same unfunny gimmick i've been posting every day for months*
Business idea: Anglo - Ukrainian hybrids
>>72571720
good observation
>>72571622
https://youtu.be/FWIZ6nPks5s?t=111
>Dissolve parliament
>die
Best last stand ever
>>72571721
LITERALLY the prairies
>>72571719
Don't bother lad they're all too thick or too unwilling to acknowledge anything that isn't Anglo
>>72571508
doxxable info
imagine being a mick called mcguinness
>>72571721
How is this profitable?
had this awkward encounter yesterday
no jobs rand ere boyos might go backpacking again
thinkin Nam
>>72571748
>>72571769
FACT: Manitobans are the most powerful race in the world
>>72571804
>rand
fuck off saffie
Theory: left-handed people are smarter than right-handed people
>>72571795
why are you matching with boys you bender
Leafs are ruining the thread
bored, kind of want a wank, feeling a bit uncertain about the future, mulling over the idea of doing a 'cide
>>72571813
FACT: central albertans are the ACTUAL most powerful race on the world
>>72571844
would rather be dumb and happy
>>72571728
being unfunny is my gimmick
>>72571844
this is statistically true on average
they're also more likely to be nonces as well
THICC
don't read this
needing a new camera lads
read good things about this one
http://www.red.com/store/products/weapon-brain-with-helium-8k-s35-sensor
>>72570223
So how's his life in jail?Any lately news about him?
>>72571643
fantastic post boyo but might i add that our empire MUST extend to cwmbria
getting ready to do a hard brexit
>>72571914
You're gonna get jannyd my lad
>>72570478
The fuck is that
>>72571734
All lads should go on test
>>72571926
rare flag unironically
>>72571945
I know, I'm on my phone so it's calm g
>>72571914
was going to start a gimmick where i post a picture of every shit i do with a timestamp but decided i couldn't be arsed
Do any of you lads know a podcast you'd recommend? I don't really mind what it's on, but if it's on TV/Movies I'd prefer if it wasn't all superhero stuff, or if it's political it's not too biased.
fucking germans man
>>72571926
Thoughts on Evo Morales?
>>72572001
joe rogan podcast
>>72571920
That reminds me of that one quote from Sir Winston Churchill about the game.
>>72571957
i haven't shaved for a month and only have a few hairs
>>72572007
Germans are about to elect someone to the left of Merkel
>>72571926
all bolivians should be killed
>>72572041
Testosterone is not a meme, please get it legally or illegally, just start doing it.
>>72572083
my testosterone levels are fine though
>>72572083
>>72571957
you shouldn't change your body's chemistry like that
>>72572056
i remember when you did this to sudan and he took it VERY personally
>haven't eaten a creme egg this year
>>72572101
No they are not, since WW2 test levels have been dropping yearly. It will literally restart your life.
fitizen on holiday in england here ama
Lecture starts in 27 minutes
>>72572142
they are they've been checked
borders are a social construct
FUCK borders
10 cameras, lenses and cases for them each
>no tax
quite pleased
>>72572156
used to always sit back row in lectures
everyone must have known I had the 'tism
>>72572187
gonna film your bird fucking other men from 10 different angles?
>>72572023
A fuckng idiot. Just too lucky to have a lot of money for the country thanks to petroleum and gas prices. Money that he is wasting in stupid things as his own fucking museum.
But still he has some pretty funny moments, his girlfriend and "son" scandal was pretty great
>>72572056
We literally did nothing wrong
Tony Blair is almost entirely bald at the front of his hair
Anyone seen Beauty and the Beast? Might catch it tomrrow
>>72572218
I am that person that sits in first row with 10 empty rows behind me
>>72572228
why is south america so corrupt?
Did you lads see the babestation noises lad and the babestation lad fighting last night?
>attending lectures
>>72572218
I used to sit in the back row but where I went the backrow was for reprobates who were turning up stoned, doing lines under the bench and drinking
the 'sperg lords sat right at the front
>>72572226
that's if you forget about the intra-genital cameras
and the live sketch artists we'll be bringing in
>>72572243
ultra-runt
Counter this argument.
I'm stumped.
>tfw kant know things in themselves
why live
>>72572267
Uni costs fucking £4,030 a year. I ain't skipping a lecture.
>Lecture starts in 27 minutes
>Tony Blair and Hillary Clinton will be leading America and Britain five years from now
>>72572243
>>72572281
didn't like the feeling that people were watching me so I never sat up the front
watched a documentary about how venezuela is absolutely fucked due to communism but most of the population still strongly support it
>>72572281
>turning up stoned, doing lines under the bench and drinking
sounds like an exceedingly shit university
>>72572164
I'm telling you the testosterone levels have dropped on average. What was average 50 years ago is high today. Pacification before we meet the aliens is my guess.
>>72572331
At certain age you learn not to give a fuck
>>72572312
have you tried not being poor? it's your own fault for being born to the wrong people. take some fucking responsibility you northerner bum
*sits at the front of the lecture and keeps trying to engage the lecturer in conversation*
>>72572292
How to reduce rape to realistic levels and deal with it accordingly and successfully:
1, Don't equate any unwanted action by a man as a rape
2, Report genuine rape, including that done by immigrants
>>72572382
or just dont rape people
>>72572411
Tell that to the immigrants
>>72572411
This tbqhwy
>>72572382
>all rape is fake unless done by brown people
hmmm yes
>>72572375
I'm not poor, not even close, but I don't like wasting money. Wasting money is how people get poor.
Was Ian Paisley a terrorist like Martin McGuinness?
>>72572382
>>72572411
Both valid, none is better. Just different.
>>72572424
i'd rather put a bullet in their heads 2bh.
>>72572334
russell group famsy
physics
right bunch of reprobates we were
asked a woman out lads
she said i was gross and called the cops
have to register as a sex offender now
>>72572348
yeah I think I got to that stage
still get a bit self-conscious walking around shopping centres and that. especially if some pretty gyals walk by. don't know where to look
>>72572433
do you deny the disproportionate amount of rapes committed by non-whites (specifically blacks and muslims)?
please tell me why do BIIIIIRDS
Sing when you're near me
Sing when you're close to meee
>>72572382
>The old rorke conspiracy theory that migrants enter the UK and immediately begin raping ""their"" women
Howling
>>72572491
no
i deny your entire worldview though
>>72572497
Been here for 11 years and haven't raped anyone yet. Probably because I'm white thou
>>72572497
>that statistics are wrong
k
>rorkes genuinely believe the police willfully cover up the mass raping of native women by immigrants
>>72572382
1. Tell men to stop saying 'rape/d' when they mean something negative
2. Tell police to take rape complaints seriously
have a pizza in the oven
fucking took me like 10 minutes to get the oven to work was ready to give it a proper smacking
>>72572514
so you think high levels of crime and other disruptions to social harmony are necessary sacrifices for the implementation of your worldview?
Look, sometimes local women have sex with migrants and non whites. Often times it's because they are more masculine and strong. Deal with it.
>>72572536
They literally did tho
>>72572539
abort
>Hide your valuables under the seat of your car to reduce the chance of people breaking into your car.
Good advice, you'd be dumb to not follow it
>Say don't get too drunk, stay with friends and don't wear outfits that are too revealing
You are a sexist.
>>72572536
think you need to read up on the various paedophile-gang scandals across the country.
>>72572482
usually just look straight ahead but maybe 2% of the time I hold eye contact
>>72572572
crime isn't inherently worse when it's done by brown people
all crime is bad end of x
dee looks like a bird lol
business idea: infiltrate the police, change the way rapes and sexual assaults are counted to make it look like we're having a rape epidemic, get a far right party elected in canada, collect putin shekels
>>72572597
>argument by analogy
Shan't
If I get pregnant anytime soon I'm naming it Heaven cause that's where it's going
>>72572443
No. He's the man who more than anyone else caused the whole drama though.
>>72572578
they are dealing with it by supporting discrimination
>(((free speech)))
>>72572613
that isn't what i asked. you seem to think non-whites committing hugely disproportionate levels of crime compared to their numbers is acceptable and not worthy of discussion judging by your flippant disregard for any mention of it. why is that?
>buy new game
>4 fps on the main menu
ah yes, should be a lark
>>72572611
yeah but sometimes looking straight ahead seems forced. my eyes stay fixated on one point I must look like a mentalist
though maybe that's just the 'tism
sunglasses help in some situations
whatever happened to that pjw response video to anthony fantano?
Business idea: To inflate prices of cars, houses, and so on, let people buy it on loans/credit cards.
>ah yes, should be a lark
>>72572713
>buy
cannot get into yank comedies
community, always sunny, parks and rec
lowbrow
business idea: just never increase real wages again
economic idea: make everything more expensive and raise taxes but don't increase wages and then outsource jobs
>their brainless girlie noises are cute though, perfect for babestation
SCREECHING
How the fuck do the people on Hot Ones do it? I ate a wing with some tabasco and my mouth still burns.
Enjoy your 14h flight with not even a smartphone.
>a guy who literally just advocates for free speech and the respect of ancient traditiona is the radical left's latest hitler
>>72572810
>how do strongmen do it, i tried lifting a heavy thing and couldn't do it
It's called practice you fucking mong
>cannot get into yank comedies
>community, always sunny, parks and rec
>lowbrow
>>72572779
please enlighten us on the famous highbrow australian comedy
>>72572820
>certain flights
i wont ever be travelling to a muslim country so i dont think i need to worry
>>72572738
realised he couldn't compete intellectually with a youtube music critic
>>72572848
Lmao where do you guys find these.
>funnier than crowder
>not an alarmist clickbait merchant like alex jones or pjw
>way more personality than lauren
>smarter better at debating than molyneux
>isn't a labour voting video game playing manchild like sargon
>doesn't support fucking kids like milo
Have you taken the Benpill?
>>72572859
lano and woodley you fucking yobbo
government idea: secret police
>>72572826
>(((free speech)))
>>72572860
England is a muslim country
>>72572885
>>isn't a labour voting video game playing manchild like sargon
sargon hates corbyn
>>72572877
Internet
>>72570223
thought they were a shit band all along t.b.h. and then I get proven right by God, who woulda thunk
>>72572846
I appreciate the sentiment behind this post mate, but did you really need the profanity and name calling? Seems dreadfully unneccesary if I'm being totally honest.
>>72572897
Government idea: Room 101
>>72572904
i still wont ever be travelling to England. the implication being that when i leave this shit-hole i wont ever be returning.
>>72572885
Memegon votes Labour? Good lad
unironically watching zulu lads
>>72572885
because im not a cuck who supports the rich at my own expense willingly
>>72572914
Don't condescend to me
>i still wont ever be travelling to England. the implication being that when i leave this shit-hole i wont ever be returning.
>>72572912
didn't he vote labour in the last election though, could be wrong
he's still a liberal
Business idea: Not posting these stupid, unfunny. SHITTY, posts that begin with Business idea:
>>72572848
actually think he looks cool
would dress like him if people wouldnt think im a complete joke
government idea: government owns all business ideas
:O
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/844199464084627457
business idea: conveniently disappear and ignore posts which highlight my stupidity and hypocrisy
>>72572990
he may have voted for old labour yeah, old labour isn't really that objectionable since it bought about an era of economic prosperity for the UK
>>72573019
They will laugh you out of the bank when you show up looking for a loan with that fucking shit idea.
>>72573031
>tfw no Lewis Dunk in the England squad
>>72572978
>I can never return home
>>72573031
FOY
>>72572885
>"Listen goy, the reason you're poor is because your parents are LAZY and STUPID. What? No, me being born with a silver spoon in my mouth has nothing to do with my success. Now cut my taxes you damn marxists. And don't forget to support Israel!"
>>72572885
>funnier than crowder
I'm funnier than Crowder and I'm one of the worst posters here.
>>72573088
Edgy
Did you come up with that yourself big man?
>>72573098
But him being successful because he was born to rich parents supports the first point
>>72572923
Cunt
>>72573120
FOY
Don't bother with a new thread. Lets end /brit/ here. T'was fun whilst it lasted, chaps.
>>72573139
Nvm, I'm an idiot.
>>72573098
>T'was
>>72573151
Wow
Look at you go, so tough, so strong
BREAK THE CONDITIONING
>>72573147
Extremely rude.
NEED a brit thread
>>72573250
cunt
Phimosis you mong cunt sort out the newie.
No one make a thread, I'll do it.
pizza update: eating it rn
Waiting to see which thread people are using before I reply to either one.