>you wake up in south brazil wat do

>>72565937
i wana wake up in north brazil for once

>>72565937
Commence yodelling.

>>72565937
Go to bed

>>72566000
Checked
Kill myself because I don't want to beheaded by Fiesta-niggers

Kill myself as quickly as possible because I've woken up in literally the worst country on the planet by several orders of magnitude

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>>72565937
Holy fuck Bern looks like my town
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Besan%C3%A7on

>>72565937
Hmmmm

wtf? Again!!

>>72565937
If they are organized like pic i would like, because they must be white

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>>72565978
Are you sure?

>>72565937
Go find Portuguese-German gf and have kids.

>>72565937
If this pic really from Brazil then I have a feeling that people who were born there prefer to stay and work in this town instead of going in other cities of Brazil like Sao Paulo or Rio de Janeiro.

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Find some thicc Brazil girl to plow

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>>72565937
I wake up in South Brazil everyday though

>kneel down facing toward Predappio
>pray to the space God Duce to save me
>Duce arrives and guides me toward Italy on the pinnacle of technology: a Macchi MC202
>sprint over St Paulo City, and drop over a couple of Yprites cans
>Duce chuckles "you are confusing yourself. Although similar, this is not Ethiopia"
>we fly over Gibraltar, Il Duce megafists London, that is crushed under his fascistic might
>he glances back at me, wind waves his white scarf "gott strafe England"
>we land in Trieste, and Duce gets off plane with the sacred weapon that killed Demon JFK
>"I must go. Yugoslavians will die."
>years scar my face
>"don't cry for them. They deserve to die. You go home now."
>"Duce! Home. I'll go home, and I'll think of some way to get him back! After all, tomorrow is another day"

>>72565937

take a flight back to Minas Gerais

>>72565937
bern is brazil now