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SOBBING LITTLE BRIT BOYS ALL THE WAY DOWN AT #19

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>>72564733

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Just doing some homework

>>72564750
>being happy
paki behaviour

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So it begins

How do I gain muscle just by doing nothing?
Do the ol' 'roids work for anything?
I can just starve myself to lose the last 20lbs/10kg, but actually gaining muscle seems like a lot of work over a long period of time.

>restore previous session
ah yes

>>72564809
>How do I gain muscle just by doing nothing?
no

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We're all still fucked lads

>>72564809
>>72564809
Laws of thermodynamics say gaining muscle doing nothing is impossible.

Skele mode is patrician anyway, efficient and minimalist

>>72564750
>19th
not bad, above average at least

funny how a man watching gay porn clearly makes him gay, but a presumably straight woman watching lesbian porn doesn't make her a lesbian

female porn consumption really is sort of a grey area

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>>72564793
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>>72564750
Australians are only as happy as Swedes because we're dumb

>>72564891
pronounced steve

>>72564833
stop advertising your shite twitter niall you fat cunt

>>72564867
If only my body would just turn extra calories into muscles instead.
Dumb body.

>>72564833
German inflation is at 2.2% so we are doing ok

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>>72564914
Idiot

>>72564750
I imagine if Canada had nice weather we'd be number one

>>72564947
It's not the rate of inflation (yet), it's the fact it's increasing, and very quickly.

Gonna get a lot worse before it gets any better.

>>72564968
Imagine if Canada wasn't full of fags l m a o

>>72564989
and what makes you an economics expert then?

>>72564992
Well then I wouldn't be very happy

>>72564879
4chan won't let me post the link, but look up a blog called A Slapdash Attempt at the Slipshod, it's got an essay on the history of women's erotica that deals with these sorts of questions.

Morning

>>72565012
Nick?

>>72564964
fuck off niall

>>72565029
Henry?

>>72564999
Basic common sense.

You know "momentum", right?

Thing move speedy, thing not stop easy.

Hello?

The amount of dreams we have in one night must be insane.

Just had a half an hour nap and had an an immense, epic journey lucid dream. Was like something out of an indie film. Even had music, inner thoughts, cut scenes, really crazy

>M'uhammed

>>72565076
who r u

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>>72565082

I'm Henry the eighth I am,
Henry the eighth I am I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before,
And everyone was an Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry,
Henry the eighth I am

>>72564879
i watch gay porn and i have a gf (chinese)

>>72564879
Where is this coming from? Watching two people of your own sex fuck won't instantly turn you gay but I'd question both a straight man and woman as to why they were watching it if not into it. So yeah it would make her a lesbian if we're going by the same standards

>>72565095
Tim

doing a cheeky morning bump of coke

https://youtu.be/2uileDcz9AY

>>72565091
>tips burqa
M'hammed

>>72564879
I've never really found another man attractive in "real life" but wanked to gay porn before, when I'm already horny and wanting to do something different.

>>72564968
>if we weren't miserable we'd be number one

doing a bit of the ol 'pression

>>72565153
>im not gay but i do gay things
hmm ok

https://youtu.be/4Gnedk_iZBM
you saaaaaaaaay its because of my age girl
but age aint nuthin but a number

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>>72565118
>i have a gf (chinese)
sure you do mate...sure you do...

>>72564989
that rate of inflation is fine
australia targets between 2-3% and is below 2% right now (or was a few months ago) which was worrying economists

>>72565153
So what were you wanking to in the porn then if you didnt find him attractive

wish i was a funky black lad

but not a british one, they're just cringey

>>72565180
haha just about to go and study with her all day and then maybe do a sex tonight

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>>72565180
She bosses him around constantly

She's 5'3

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INTP and INTJ bros ww@

>>72565187
Yes, but as I've already explained to you the rate of INCREASE in inflation is the worrying thing, not the current rate itself.

Keep in mind, the Bank of England has been using just about every trick in the book to keep inflation under control so far. Evidently, the econo-wizards can no longer contain it.

>being happy

Overrated. Thickos are happy.

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>>72565187

>>72565163
>happier than yankstralians even with our shit weather

Where did your country go so wrong?

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What books you lot reading then lads?

I'm not gay lads
*watches gay porn*
*cums in canadian*

>>72565293
Monogatari

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aha x

>>72565130
>>72565130
>>72565130
>>72565130

might find a random person on the internet and try to convince them that i'm from a parallel universe and that we were best friends there

Just set a bench PR lads

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>>72564733
Find a better standard than BS1363
Pro tip: You can't

poopy doopy hahaha

>>72565314
You have no friends.

>Double rapist who had £10,000 sex change behind bars to become a woman is moved to female jail

We must be mad, literally mad

>>72565351
in this universe he doesn't

Wish other Australians would consult with me before posting under our great flag and tarnishing my brand

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>i'm not gay, but

>>72565386
im shaking, literally shaking.

>>72565386
link?

>>72565390
>gif
fuck off

bit weird life innit

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>>72565388
Tell me about Australians.

Why do they drink their own piss?

>>72565386
So now you're worried about criminals' safety rorke?

>>72564750
>Americans higher than us

How many anti-depressants did they have to swallow to get that high on the table?

>>72565419
Inuit?

>>72565251
that growth isn't exponential though, it just needs to find a new balance - looked it up and it's expected to peak at 2.8%, with a few economists (probably jews) saying it could go over 3

you're right though, sudden change is never good but it's not that bad

>>72565386
>double rapist
have normies stolen the double nigger meme now?

>>72565428
it means that people are willing to make insane concessions in order to please people. I saw a story yesterday that a male weightlifter who had trained as a male until 30 underwent transition and then began competing as a female and winning.

allowing shit like that is just not on.

>>72565459
We have the power of the sun.

>>72565426
Can't trust tap water can't afford bottled

>>72565459
It stands to reason. The US gets a lot more sun, is richer, has more social mobility, and people are more religious, and generally friendlier.

im have no sexual attraction towards the masculine
im completely unnattracted to blokes who look even slightly manly

but find feminine boys about as attractive as girls

>>72565428
oh fuck off rasheed

OP here

hoping your enjoying my thread x

>>72565506
Think it means he raped two people

>>72565428
>wanting to pay for child rapists surgery so they can have an easier time in women's prison

mad, literally mad

>>72565485
Doubt it, the pound's hemorrhaging value.

>>72565514
bender

had a wank
did a poo
now i really need a (You)

>>72565419
indeed

did a chunky poo earlier and it sounded like vivaldi's four seasons, "summer" to be precise

the UK really needs to ban religious schools. have you seen the shit kids get taught in catholic, jewish and mudslime schools? literally absurd.

>>72565514
>im not gay but i fancy men
hmm ok

Getting really fed up with negative bremainers threatening to move to austrailia, just fuck off already. No one is going to miss you or your second class media studies degree.

>>72565514
Attracted to femininity lad. I think that's the case with most people who find that they have no problem with traps and such but have no interest in normal guys

>sunlight

Overrated. Gary Glitter moved to thailand to get more sunlight and he's a nonce. Need I say more.

>>72565634
>Need I say more
you don't need to but i'd appreciate it if you did

>>72565545
yeah right now it is because the future growth dynamic of the UK has changed completely

people still want to buy into the UK though, it's still got prestige even if it walls itself off. say the exchange rate is 0.8:1 to the dollar now and no one's buying then it goes up to 1:1, suddenly that's a good deal, people buy and it goes to 0.9:1

supply and demand friendo

>>72565594
its like all the hillary votes saying they'll move to canada and then never do

>>72565597
ye youre about right

i knew about supermassive black hole by muse before twilight came out

>>72565597
>>72565693
dunno what sexuality that comes under tho because bisexual is if youre attracted to men in general

>>72565581
We used to have the Lord's Prayer in public schools until I was in Grade 2 I think. At my Grade 8 graduation I was given a Gideon bible. No religion other than that though.

Our Catholic schools are pretty much the same but they are publicly funded by Catholic taxpayers, they don't actually teach much religion. I imagine in Britain and America it's different.

The Republicans whole school voucher program is to give more support to religious schools, in the States still they teach creationism ffs. The religious schools will be the only private schools that the poor will be able to afford while the rich get a slight discount for their private schools.

>been sanctioned by the job centre
>no money for 6 months

Feels bad HAHAHA

>>72565634
Stellar post

Using sodium pentathol in a tv show is admitting that you wrote yourself into a corner

>>72565667
Oh, that's nonsense.

The UK was only ever good for study, travel, and the London financial markets.

Brexit will fuck over the first two, and maybe, just maybe, if they drive the rest of the country into the ground they might convince some of the banks to stay in London.

We're fucked, and no amount of "prestige", which we have been banking on since Suez for god's sake is going to stop that.

>>72565792
stop talking shit you horrible little fucking cunt

>>72565746
Not to sound tumblr but if you know what you're attracted to does it need a label? Being attracted to femininity doesn't exactly switch up your dating pool, you'll still probably be primarily chasing girls so it doesn't really matter if you can't explain your sexuality to someone else with one word.

>>72565792
Literally do not care. It's done now, get on with it and stop talking about it

>>72565792
Leave the country then.

>>72565908
I plan to.

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>>72565792

>>72565945
Looking forward to Canada leaving the Commonwealth

NEED a TayTay gf

>The UK economy relies on people studying (not contributing to the economy), and traveling (something you need money in the first place to do)
Runt

>>72565964
Canada along with some other poo in loo shitholes will probably be the last to leave. There's no push for republicanism at all here.

>>72565792
nah you underestimate how shit the rest of the world is

the UK is a hub of study, those universities have deep roots and professors and teachers there would need to have massive incentives to move overseas. travel may be hit by reduced ease of movement from the EU I suppose but the cost decreasing will keep it level. banks will be hit but a lot of bankers will want to stay in the UK because of london, the next best alternative is frankfert or amsterdam ffs (paris would be a viable contender).

>>72565790
ah yes of course

*surreptitiously googles sodium pentathol*

Considerin' the ol' 'cide 2bh.

Got some new shoes lads

>>72565983
What about the international students whose fees are £20,000 a year or so, plus living expenses.

>>72565931
FOY

Song about yer mum lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf8oJ013fuQ

the 'xiety is especially bad today

>>72565945
>getting a bit wet compared to dying in a fire

Yep, glad we're leaving.

>>72566071
FOY

Smile's too gummy to be attractive even though my teeth are great.

>>72566008
Please can we swap you for the negative cunt you're arguing with

>>72566071
*injects just enough diazepam to kill you*

>>72566082
Knew a Spanish girl with that problem. If she kept her mouth shut she was really super qt, and her teeth were good. But when she opened her mouth you could see gums for days.

Real shame.

>>72566042
Literally nothing. I wouldn't even pay for the people who take their free education and then emigrate

>>72565945
stop trying to force your shite gimmick leaf

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the gf

>>72566113
Knew a Polish girl with this too

>>72566008
> professors and teachers there would need to have massive incentives to move overseas

Precisely my point, they already have moved overseas, TO the UK. Now they're getting letters telling them to be prepared to leave the country, and May's trying to have foreign students included in the official migration numbers so she can cut the numbers of foreign students and then claim she's cut immigration. Plus, UK universities receive massive amounts of funding from the EU. All this won't sink Oxbridge, but it will make going anywhere pointless.

>the next best alternative is frankfert or amsterdam ffs

...Okay? What's wrong with that?

>>72566071
Fugggg. Have you got anxiety because you're American?

FOY.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EEmgEAp8hSI

>>72566136
is that a 3 legged gf

>>72566008
>>72566152
*but it will make going anywhere else pointless

>>72566169
She's crying because you said this

>>72566129
hmmmm.... triggered brexiteer or triggered unelected brussels beurocrat?

>>72566136
jane the peg with an extra leg haha

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>>72566081
>>72566098
>>72566155
*tactically sharts all over your marts*

jesus christ
/int/ is fucking rubbish outside of generals

i think rorke is just worried that someone, somewhere is messing him about and he's just not sure how to get them out of business

babestation

>>72566264
chinese gf

>>72566254
Fair few generals are rubbish too

just went to /fit/
full of old wives' tales and people accusing each other than they don't lift
baffling

19yo new girl at work has a lovely bum

>>72566283
true
I used to find it funny but the humour seems to have gotten worse and worse

>>72564733
EXCELLENT edition

sp'ing from the library lads
call it a dangerpost

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It's snowing outside and I'm just wearing a tshirt

Actually wouldn't mind being gay if not for the risk of STD's, mostly HIV. Not up for that. Plus I like having sex with women, and I feel like it would be irresponsible to do gay stuff, then risk passing on whatever on to a woman. Plus I don't like gay men who act gay, they are insufferable twats.

haven't fapped for 4 days and now I'm doing kegel exercises and feel like I'm on meth lads

>>72566355
bet you're an insufferable twat 2bh

>>72566355
Sounds like you would mind being gay desu

>>72566320
/brit/ is both the best and worst general on /int/, there are some top lads here, but also the most severely autistic memesters and anime posters on perhaps the entire website. It's a mix of good banter and absolute cringe.

>>72566355
Would you kiss a man?

If not, you're probably just thirsty af.

>>72566320
I feel like a lot of /int/ humour is steeped in post irony. It used to be a lot better before /pol/ got flags and /his/ took away a lot of the good discussions.

>>72566349
Surefire way to impress underage Canadian birds

>>72566373
Maybe. I don't think so, though. I have a pretty large circle of friends and I'm quite well liked at work.
>>72566397
Well, I suppose I would. But it's more the health risks and social stigma that I would not like. The lifestyle I could enjoy, maybe.

should say happy birthday to a girl on facebook lads? we used be sort of friends 2 years ago

>>72566398
You should all consider yourselves lucky I grace you with my presence 2bh

>>72566398
>/brit/
>top lads

More like autistic benders

>>72564750
>Aussies are happier than Brits
>double the suicide rate

Doing a think

Wish Y would FO 2bh.

>>72566090
ngl think most brits that don't jump ship to australia are a little retarded, even before brexit

>>72566152
where are most of your teachers from? would've thought the bulk of them and the important higher up ones were local. overall you underestimate the importance of the high standard of living the UK provides, people who have lived there for even just a few years might consider it home, and especially those who can only speak english won't automatically jump ship - they can only move to europe and become outsiders learning another language again or try to get an american visa which even before trump was near impossible. maybe some of them will be forced to leave after brexit but I'm sure there's no shortage of academics who can take their place

I doubt may wants to cut the number of foreign students, those cashed up on daddy's corrupt money (mainly those from developing countries) contribute a lot to the economy. Brexit may encourage more of them to come, when the aussie dollar fell against the yuan here a lot more chinese students came because they could afford it, and they dish out thousands in fees which they have to pay straight-up and on top of international fees

frankfurt just isn't an exciting city, those with money (bankers) want to live in a place like london so they can have a nice penthouse suite in the city and feel big and important. it attracts people from all over the world, have an investment banker uncle who lives there and will most likely stay on after brexit. I'm sure frankfurt is nice but not for the elites, many don't want to live in a city with a foreign language predominant.
amsterdam has a bit more going for it but it's tiny relative to london, and i suppose its proximity to the UK means they depend a lot on them economically and will be hit hard after brexit
paris is the main viable alternative because a lot of people would actually want to live in paris, but there's also the issue of them speaking french.

have two cousins living in australia

>>72566431
Nope. Not unless they looked like a woman in most respects. I do like dicks, though. A lot. They're more aesthetically pleasing to me than a vagina. But body hair, muscles, all the other male aesthetics do nothing for me. I'm not 'thirsty', I had sex with a girl last week, and have had regular sex pretty much throughout my teenage and adult life.

>>72566398
/brit/ has the most firmly established memes and culture and that's why I like it, it's amusing to watch it evolve.
Same with most things on 4chan actually, the memes arent that funny but the way they evolve over time is fascinating

>>72566447
the problem with ironic humour is when it goes too far and starts to become a parody of a parody
i think thats what happens a lot on 4chan

>>72566398
i'm definitely in the top 3 top lads

>>72566254
true
>guy a makes post
>guy b replies insinuating guy a is a part of x ethnic minority
>guy a replies mocking x historical tradegy in guy b's country
>guy b replies with a picture of someone from guy a's country supporting some kind of extreme left wing cause with the tag 'c.uck'
>guy a replies with an immigration related headline for guy b's country with the insinuation that guy a will become an ethnic minority in his own country soon

rinse, repeat etc.

Dublin can be the new London, we've just got to start importing immigrants now to make the buisnessmen feel like they're living in a world class city.

>>72566467
it's about a 50/50 mix desu. although lately i feel like the balance is tipping more towards terminally autistic children.

>>72566480
all the saddos topping themselves means they aren't included in happiness statistics

dad reacted about how I expected when I said I wanted to change my degree

>>72566463
do a cheeky "happy birthday!"

*looks around suspiciously*
you, 'lads'
*bears shotgun*
you're
*starts sweating*
you're all
*starts shaking uncontrollably*
NIIIIIIGGEEEEERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

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Race mixing

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copped this lads, going to ride the bollocks off it tonight

>>72566539
perfect description of /sp/ too desu

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>>72566463
why not

is saying happy birthday a sexual advance these days? would her insecure bf start drama over it?

social media... not even once

>>72566559
>sad people encouraged to kill themselves

REALLY prepares the ol' omelette

>>72566535
>>72566539
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>>72566579
>>72566582
>>72566584
>>72566590
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>>72566599
free (you)s

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>>72566398
top boy in /brit/ here AMA

>>72566579

*Adopts a crab stance*

*Finna clutches muh dikk*

*Ices yo punk ass wit' muh fo'dy*

>>72566480
horrible pseudo-masculine culture means men can't talk about their feelings and have no other choice

>>72566614
(you)s in this format are worthless

genuinely frightened about the day this community dies
everything on 4chan outside /brit/ (except au/sp/) just feels shit, I don't think I can go back to it
I imagine this is how a lot of the older crowd stopped coming back, they developed small offshoots off /b/ and couldn't handle it when they went back to it

@72566614
>No (You) for me

FOC

Hmmmmmmm

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>>72566640
oh, are they?

i ended up with a (you) out of the deal

Trying to think of the words to describe how I find it hilarious when a post has a an extreme amount of replies even when the post itself isnt very funny, it's something to do with finding internet culture in general amusing. Like reading an obviously inflammatory post that, if it had been ignored, I wouldnt have thought twice about, but when I see a bunch of replies for it I laugh and get a feeling of genuine fondness along the lines of 'good old 4chan'. Maybe I just like predictability

>>72566641
Maybe you should get over the pain soon and just fuck off now x

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i've read 6 novels in 2017.

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>>72566554
>we've just got to start importing immigrants now
if only you knew the half of it, kid

>people say they're happy
>pollsters believe them, no questions asked

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>Trying to think of the words to describe how I find it hilarious when a post has a an extreme amount of replies even when the post itself isnt very funny, it's something to do with finding internet culture in general amusing. Like reading an obviously inflammatory post that, if it had been ignored, I wouldnt have thought twice about, but when I see a bunch of replies for it I laugh and get a feeling of genuine fondness along the lines of 'good old 4chan'. Maybe I just like predictability

>>72566598
>>72566578
done it lads no going back now

>>72566728
Good old 4chan haha

>>72566641
/brit/ wont die. it'll just become shit, like everything else when it becomes wildly popular. then the aspects that made it good to begin with will depart, and be forgotton. just like /b/, and most other pillars of the internet.

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>>72566711
>i've read 6 novels in 2017.

>>72566757
good lad
I do it all the time just so I get more than 10 measly "hbd"s come that dreaded day

>>72566641
my communication with others would drop 50% without /brit/ and /éire/

got 82p in bitcoins

might buy half a freddo

>>72566761
Where will we be when that happens

>>72566777
Havent posted a status since 2013 and got two last year, down from a few hundred in 2010. Life comes at you fast

>>72566841
went from 20 last year to 6 this year, feeling it

>>72566841
made a new account a few years ago and have never posted a single status

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W-We're s-sorry EU. w-we d-didn't mean it!!

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always deactivat facebook the week of my birthday then put it back on so people won't pester me

making a pizza

>>72566888
I changed the settings the day before so I thought it wouldn't show up to spare me the embarrassment but then it turns out it didn't actually hide it or something so it was still awkward

>>72566497
>would've thought the bulk of them and the important higher up ones were local

A lot of them, in my experience, are from the EU. I've had many lecturers and tutors from France, Italy, Spain, Poland, Germany, Hungary, and that's just for archaeology. Something like international relations, or languages they're obviously essential. Even then, a lot of lecturers in maths, engineering etc. are foreigners.

>the important higher up ones were local. overall you underestimate the importance of the high standard of living the UK provides

We're only number nine, but that's mainly because of the NHS which Brexit (and the Tories) is also fucking over

>I doubt may wants to cut the number of foreign students

You're completely wrong to do so.

http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/theresa-may-wrongly-deported-48000-students-after-bbc-panorama-exposes-toeic-scam-a6958286.html

>frankfurt just isn't an exciting city

Who gives a shit? Shengen area, mate. 1 hour's flight, you're in Amsterdam. Hell,
you can take a train.

You're clutching at straws mate, you are horrifically overestimating how good the UK is.

martin mcguinness was a freedom fighter

>>72566797
somewhere else. i have been spending increasingly more time enjoying my hobbies, and posting on forums directly related to them, as well as making an effort to meet new people. i've literally only been doing this because /brit/ is not as fun for me as it used to be, anywhere close to it. two or three years ago, /brit/ would be a tab in my browser from the minute I got up until I go to bed. now I pop in once every few days to see whats going on. mostly the same old autistic shit that wasn't happening when i enjoyed it here.

this discussion has honestly been the most i've contributed to /brit/ in months. everyone here is so anti discussion now. in fact, can almost garuntee this post will get the old

>not a pixel
>shant be reading a word
>not one letter

or green texted and fedorad, rorked or rasheed, FONT, FOY, FOJ. etc.

it's mind numbing as fuck haha

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bloody hungry, might get one of these for dinner

>>72566940
He was a bog trotter

>>72566940
A murderer who should never have been allowed to stand for public office.

>>72566888
want to do this but afraid I'm just normie enough to have a few people realise it and make the situation worse
being sub-normie is suffering

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>>72566964
fat cunt

pic is you

>>72566881
At least we'll save billions a year not paying into the EU budget so they can import more 3rd worlders

>>72566972
proofs??

>>72566937
you can get on a plane from almost any airport in the UK and be in Amsterdam in 2 hours for like £30

>>72566973
thought about doing it but me mam would probably notice and say something : /

Heard the Mick who invented Guinness is dead lads

>/brit/ foreigners and facebook

About the facebook thing, you know you can just not have your birthday show up right? You don't need to delete your profile.

And actual friends send you text or message anyway.

>article 50 triggered next week

Not the only thing being triggered I'm sure, eh lefties?

>>72567066
If you don't like me, then fuck off. Problem solved.

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>>72567089
how can you trigger that which is perpetually triggered?

>>72567085
My fear is that people will click on my profile and go through old photos and pictures that I cbf deleted, easier to just deactivate for a week and reactivate after

>>72567010
No, before the EU no one took holidays.

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>>72567089
You're about to get triggered if you catch my drift

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>>72567106
DOING A THINK

>>>/gif/10272366

hmm

cold meat pies are much better than hot meat pies

Stephen Hawking weighs in on Donald Trump’s America: ‘I fear that I may not be welcome’

>>72567240
if you cant talk take a walk haha

>>72567199
>Those digits
>Those digits on the post you linked
I'm LITERALLY going to cum.

>>72567117
haha

lefties honestly believe they wont be able to travel europe easily once we leave the EU. the EU will just pass up billions from our tourist trade and skilled migrants because we left their little club. people are so fucking stupid.

>>72567240

Never understood why people listen to that spacker. He was acting like he knew what was in a black hole the other month and people believed him. Fella can't even wipe his own arse.

>>72567262
HAHAHA yes maaaate

Genuinely hilarious stuff right there man! :D

daily reminder that eating red meat will give you colon cancer which is the most embarassing type of cancer so you'll probably not see a doctor about it and die a painful death

>>72567240
Why? He's banning muslims, not robots.

>>72567320
you need to work on your bedside manner

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>>72567214

no

>>72567328
no i don't

>>72567320
i really really like beef though

>>72566907
post black qts

is 5 quid a good price for modafinil?

>>72567327
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/i-fear-that-i-may-not-be-welcome-in-trumps-america-hawking

i got dubs in a thread over on /r9k/ so i'm expecting to wake up in 2007 tomorrow and if don't i'll be pretty annoyed

Things I will cut out my diet:
Sugar and sugar substitutes
White bread
All dairy
Red meat

Anything else?

>>72567390

I don't know. How much is modafinil worth to you m8?

>>72567395
>le 2000s nostalgia
shite meme, kill yourself

>>72566937
>and that's just for archaeology
of course a field like that is going to have people from all over you mong
with those hard skills like engineering a great number of people can take their place, and there are fields which the UK will excel at no matter what (English and commerce-related degrees I imagine)
>We're only number nine
maybe by objective measurements, but being english-speaking and having the pull you guys have is more significant than you realise. those measures also take into account the povvo hubs of the great north, those ranked ahead of you would have nordic-model economies that give boost the poor living quality, your actual working middle class standard of living would be quite high.
and top 10 is still highly enviable, I pretty much grew up in China as an expat kid, I've seen the way the hordes idolise europe and your country specifically - not only that but the quality of living there is terrible, roads are a mess, traffic systems are non-functioning, apartments are shitholes, etc. many would love to move to a post-brexit britain, and a few of them are civilised to achieve it

I just skimmed that article but it seems to me they mistakenly believed a large number of students failed their TOEFL tests (very common for students to cheat on those in developing countries) so they deported them. That wasn't an effort to remove a lot of international students, their places likely would've been taken by others. don't forget universities are semi-independent institutions, it's their decision to target international students if they want, the government can mitigate that but that's just a laughably weak argument that this article shows that

>>72567358
me doing a piss in that open-plan women's toilet

>>72567408
Water and other liquids

>>72567408
>sugar substitutes

not including honey, I hope.

LITERALLY natures sugar and really good for you.

>>72567420
it's not really nostalgia so much as the chance to go back and try to not fuck up my life like i did in this timeline

>>72567408

Black people

>>72567420
ALO

SAULT

>>72566937
and you aren't comprehending the mindset of people (especially bankers); consider your own situation, you believe brexit is going to be shit for the economy (which I'm not refuting just saying it won't be catastrophic) and yet there's a very high chance you will stay. life gets in the way, people won't move because they have local friends, play for a local football team, have family, or any number of reasons. ultimately london is a much more exciting prospect, you could say frankfurt is just an hour away but so is essex, but you can't go into the city for a fancy meal and drive straight home after or go to formal events. idk what it is rich people do but they want to live in powerhouse cities and be involved with the local elite which isn't going to happen in a periphery city like frankfurt. what's the point of earning a 5% higher income if you have nothing to spend your money on?

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Miss the 2000s, back before this Brexit nonsense and when it felt like there was still a future for this country...

>>72567408
eggs
as other lad said dont cut out honey
>>72567414
about 5 quid

just have everything in moderation, retards

>>72567358
why does that ladies toilet not have cubicles?

>>72567503
Shan't be reading one letter of this

*haves everything in moderation*

>>72567408
Good lad

>>72567515
eggs are dairy

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>>72567518
>just have everything in moderation, retards

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YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>72567523
Why would it? Is that another quaint British thing?

haves...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i do crystal meth in moderation

ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket ket

>>72567549
then youre set

>>72567565
do australians have taps like this? >>72567560

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>Miss the 2000s, back before this Brexit nonsense and when it felt like there was still a future for this country...

>>72567557
literally the worst rapper of all time, glad he's irrelevant now

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>Hm? Oh, yes, I do indeed give a (You) to the gentlemen that I'm mocking with a 'dorapost, were I not to do such there would be a far greater risk that they might not see mine own post and perhaps not recognise my extremely high level of wit!

>>72567557
kip

>tfw can't do intermittent fasting and dieting while living with your parents because mummy insists on cooking you dinners

>>72567602
no

Miss the 2000s when bloc party was good and brexit wasn't a thing

>>72567645
iktf

>>72567645
Stupid bitch. Fucking spit in her face.

haha have you seen the latest YouTube poop brah? funny stuff

>>72567645
Intermittent fasting is a meme mate

>>72567663
>Bloc Party
>Good

Gonna have to ask you to pick just one of those options if that's cool with you mate.

>>72567605
Miss when he was still a snowboard instructor and young, bright eyed Prime Minister Stephen Harper was making innuendos to attractive journalists, or hell even when he was an MP and slightly aged Harper serenaded the Prime Minister of Israel with 'Hey Jude' while sounding like a clubbed baby seal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHS8TU0sdTs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltAfEXce7Jk

i remember shannon noll was massive when i was in primary c.2004
haven't once heard one of his songs since then, is he still doing things

>>72567707
sus

>>72567720
>netanyahu's reaction
crease

>>72567307
cheap flights are only a thing because the EU deregulated the market in wvery country
before that every country had their own airline and it was regulated to make sure foreign companies couldn't come in

>>72567730
probably took off in his big black shiny car somewhere

got a /pol/-browsing mtf sister

>>72567708
proofs??

4chan is better post-2010 than it was in its "golden years". Things only started going downhill circa last year.

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>I don't rate old Bloc Party

Business idea: 15 hour work week and universal basic income

>>72567712
Best 2000s band
>>72567795
Burden of proofs on you mate

>>72567798
reddit fuck off

>>72567798
the whole reason i came to /int/ was because i was being sick of called a summerfag while it's winter here

fucking northernhemispherecentric imbeciles

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