/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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stirner

i want a californian gf NOW

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>california

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What a shitty thread

>the attentionwhore caraposter redditflaggot posts a thread early so his shitty cara image can be in the OP
doesn't get any lower than this

>>72559633
I'll be your gf(male)

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Can we talk about the Best ™ Film ™ Of ™ 2001™, Spy Kids?

this thread sucks

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>>the attentionwhore caraposter redditflaggot posts a thread early so his shitty cara image can be in the OP
>doesn't get any lower than this

>>72559650

The gommunism attracted those lefty roaches.

Someone needed to step up and prevent it.

I wish a girl loved me

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>Why yes, I have viewed The Sopranos! Great kino, for a flick, if I say so myself. Would you like some gabagool?

>>72559664
*gets down on his knees*
*sucks his penis (boipucci)*
'mmm you like that bb?'

>>72559690
Did you just mansume my gender????

>>72559673
We're still here, bootlicker

what the fuck is this kino thing you normoids are talking about

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>this thread sucks

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>>72559614

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>The gommunism attracted those lefty roaches.
>Someone needed to step up and prevent it.

where do girls disappear to after high school

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>>72559639
don't forget it

>>72559731
chads bedroom

>>72559731
liberal arts schools

>>72559709
shut up liberal *gulags u* owo

something triggered my asthma real bad and if I go to sleep now I won't be able to keep breathing manually

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>CARMELA WHERE'S DA FUGGIN GABAGOOL OVA HEA???

>>72559731
sorority orgy chambers

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Best thread in a long time, good job OP

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The 3 biggest mistakes in the history of humanity.

1-. Esau not killing Jacob, thus preventing Jews from existing.
2-. Catholic Church not hanging Martin Luther, thus preventing the european divide
3-. Americans not lynching Martin Burger King Jr, well, i guess this one is kinda obvious.

>>72559731
Saudi Prince's private barges and yoga studios

4. the spanish not killing the natives instead of fucking them

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>>72559731
Slovenia

5. My mother not aborting me while she had the chance

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*watches youtube because tv is normie garbage*
>normie garbage is trending 24/7

>>72559766
lol why are mexicucks such reactionary retards. simply ebin

>>72559782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5yoqjABeBM

>>72559763

i agree with this statement.

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>lol why are mexicucks such reactionary retards. simply ebin

literally about to die right now /cum/
goodbye, it's been fun

>>72559673
thank you for your service

when i die, fuck it, i wanna go to hell/
cuz i'm a piece of SHIT, it ain't hard to fucking tell/

>use both reactionary and cuck as an insult

Some people here
they
are
not
very
bright

>>72559712
reddit post

>>72559792
>>72559810
>>72559815
what the FUCK is wrong with yall

>>72559766
I just wanted to let you know your posting has been exceptional tonight

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Gonna go /cum/

<3

>>72559641
Why don't Cappy Town celebrate Easter?

my youtube account is really old

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>>72559777

How many MGs of Benadryl before I see spiders
Most I ever took was 300

>>72559836
Because of that damn Kirby I bet

Gonna go play with the boiler

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>>72559809
>when Carmela bakes the Ziti

>>72559838
>has a redditor for the account pic

I have a codeine addiction

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>>72559823
Yeah and it's u bb

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>when he tells me he's a communist

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What is this motherfucking roomster website and how the fuck do I use it?

Craigslist ads keep routing me to it, but then once I'm using the website I can't search for specific listings. Has anyone figured this shit out?

>>72559838
My Youtube account was made in 2007.

>>72559802
he is a tall rich chubby white child in a nation of 5 foot brown peasants, obviously he would be a traditionalist

>>72559887
>>>/v/

>>72559887
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>>72559887
⏅
⏅⏅

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>when he tells me he's an imperialist

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>>72559879
>if i make fake pics using their lingo maybe the kids will follow my shitty ideology

Kill yourself.

>>72559804
what a fucking mad man

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Oh sweety, I'm so sorry. I don't date worthless NEETS who blame all their problems on some guy in a tophat

I smoke a pack of cigarettes a day too, not to pleased with myself

>>72559910
Red skins?

>>72559922
Are you implying they're not a problem though? WTF did all these people vote for trump then?

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There is nothing wrong with being imperialist if you are on the right side of things like the US is.

>close US allies

all rich

>us enemies

all poor

I wonder why.

this place is gay your gay

>>72559910
these women are ugly

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>You dont fucking get it mom and you never fucking will, you filthy imperialist!
>Communism has NEVER been tried and I'm not getting a job until all the capitalists pigs pay for bullying me!

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>There is nothing wrong with being imperialist if you are on the right side of things like the US is.
>>close US allies
>all rich
>>us enemies
>all poor
>I wonder why.

>>72559948
I wish I could be a dank meme like this guy

i bet all the americans here have silly accents

>>72559985
Midatlantic accent here

>>72559940
This isn't really true. The US has a lot of security arrangements with the Philippines, Vietnam, Pakistan, and Indonesia, and all those places are poor as shit. We have also guaranteed the security of all of Latin America, and you're poor as shit too.

>inb4 some non-US latino brings up US coups in Latin America

Stop living in the past. We will fight to the death to defend you now. Even if we don't actually like you. I have to be honest, even latinos living in the US don't like you. We want you to stop whining.

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>We need to fight against American imperialism destroying this planet
>Based China isnt enough, I should move to anti imperialist North Korea or maybe join ISIS, maybe then my parents will respect me...

>>72559985
i don't have an accent

>be communist
>claim to follow your self interest
>give power to dictators who also follow their self interest
>they shit on everyone below them creating famines and poverty
made me think

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>you don't GET it bro being wagecucked is fucking cool
>>if I wagecuck enough I won't get bullied anymore because I'll have cash! they can't bully me if I make $9/hr!

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>canadian talking about silly accents

>>72560016
Yes you do, you just can't hear it

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Looks like a Nazi

>>72559985
i have a fucking strong Wisconsin accent that morphs into Lousiana if I'm not paying attention

>>72560044
i simply do not have an accent

>>72559985
I'm starting to lose whatever accent I had, I barely speak to anyone, so I don't know how i want to say things, sometimes I speak one way, sometimes I slip into another way, it's weird

>>72560046
You might not like it, but this is what the ideal form looks like.

HERE'S TO YOU, NICCOLA AND BART

>*posts 5 videos in two months*
>weird try hard topics
Ah yes, a """creator""" on the rise

>>72560004
>not transatlantic
kys

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Accents?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I2eq5nUJj6

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why does americans build their houses of wood and drywall in zones where tornados form?

Everytime i remember the Switch is 500 dollarydoos here i get upset.

Japaneses truly are narrow eyed jews.

>everybody loves a good goobie
what did he mean by this

>>72560124
why do you want a switch

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>>72560115
How many quarries are in cornland you think?

It's expensive really, that's the only problem

That and tornados are gay anyways and if you get hit by a tornado you just got smote by Jesus for being a faggot

>>72560124
prepare for quentinposters

also fuck those jap jews for making me have to buy nintendo controllers for the first time in ten years

>>72560124
>playing videogaymes, let alone being a nintendrone

>>72560137

To shove it up my butt.

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>be Finnish
>bud laundry boys on benis :-DDDD

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>>72560124
>bing, bing, WAHOO!

Nintendo is unironically back, those awful GC-WII days are finally over.

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>>72560115
Depending on how powerful a tornado can be, it probably won't matter much if the house is a cube.

business idea
become a tranny and get a no show salary as an "advocate"

>>72560191
got some laundry boys on my nips

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>>72560228

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>>72560240

deleted my twitter and facebook, thinking about deleting my /cum/ account too

>>72560195

more like

>bing, bing, WA
>hey morro caele con esa madre

>>72560240
i know this feeling

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>>72560256

>>72560258
nuuuuuuuuu

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>>72560268

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>>72560282

saw an image on another board but couldn't view it because it said i need a 4chan gold account but i can't find out how to get one

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>post yfw you made your /cum/ account but never verified it

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Have any of you guys ever been in a femdom relationship?

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>>72560291

>>72560305
i want one where we take turns

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>>72560290

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>>72560305
Just in one?

I'm in one right now I suppose

Although when he isn't horny he's a bit of a bumbutt

>>72560315

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489870240758.webm

Prometheus is a very accurate movie

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>>72560351
>>72560372

>>72560351
such primitive humor

Olde English 800 takes like pennies, holy fuck this is awful

>>72560372
Prometheus is a very good movie

>m-muh plotholes
Yes, and you're very clever. But all the things that make a movie (visual medium) good were there.

literally me 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6XCvDUUsU

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>>72560403

>>72560403
not available in america

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cum?

This thread died so fast

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>>72560555
I just left for a bedtime shower and to put on my jammies and everyone is gone!

This is bullshit!

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enough is enough
i am not your la la homo friend conway
go to bed

>>72560568

Sounds really comfy, i feel like showering because i smell like cigarettes.

but im also tired so i wont.

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Really makes you think

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>>72560574
You dipped our toes in

There's no escaping this

>>72560584
I would've taken a bath but it's already pretty late and I don't wanna fall asleep in the bathtub again

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shant

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please could you stop the noise
im trying to get some rest
from all the unborn chicken voices in my head
what's that?
what's that?

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Shall

>americans use baths
>but they dont use bidets

really makes me think

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why dont amerisharts use rags to wipe their asses? dont they care about the environment?

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>>72560649
>Mexicans use machetes to saw the heads off of rival drug gang members
>They don't just kill themselves to do the whole world a favor

>>72560313
Same desu where do you find qt girls who are willing to dom you

>>72560325
>femdom
>he
Either way
Is it enjoyable?

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>americans in charge of friendly banter

men that like to be dominated should have the faggot beat out of them

>>72560669

Can you cut your own head?

Holy shit my belly button smells like ass
So THAT'S where that smell's been coming from

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>white people cant jump
>OH BUT IF I SAY NIGGERS ARE LITERALLY RETARDED AND ABOLISHING SLAVERY WAS A MISTAKE I AM RACIST? HOW IS THAT FOR DOUBLE STANDARDS

Why do """white""" americans do this?

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>>72560675
He's very feminine in bed

It's nice because I can put my penis in his butt and he moans really girly-like and his butt is nice and big and it makes squelching sounds when I move my penis in his butthole

why does it always get gay after hours

>>72560726
>after hours
lmao where have you been

Chicanos > Mexiasquerosos

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>>72560726
Because only homosexuals and degenerates are up at this ungodly hour

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So, at the end of the Child Timeline, sometime over 10,000 years after Four Swords Adventures, running parallel to the original The Legend of Zelda (not necessarily exactly parallel in time, but it could be) but on a different timeline. I think the games makes this pretty clear, with Zelda's reference to Twilight Princess during her speech in the memory, and because she said that Ganon "gave up on reincarnation" before the Dark Beast Ganon fight. After FSA would be the only time in the timeline during which Ganon(dorf) was known to have been reincarnated (not resurrected), with a second Ganondorf appearing in FSA after the first was killed in TP.

Plus, the Child Timeline makes the most sense in regards to the races that are present in Hyrule in this game. The Rito still raise some questions, but there was that mural added to TPHD that featured Rito, Zora, and Young Link, so it can be assumed that Rito have existed prior in this timeline anyway, separate from Zora, and that Young Link's tales of his journey through time lived on in legend here as well. That could explain why the Zora King spoke of Rito as a sage and all. And remember, the inscription did specify "as told by King Dorephan" so for all we know it's not actually describing the events that really happened in this timeline, but rather the story told of the Hero of Time that lived on despite not actually taking place in this timeline, which was passed down as legend in the Zora royal family and elsewhere.

Of course, this doesn't answer how Ganon was freed from being sealed in the Four Sword, but any number of things could have happened in 10,000+ years' time, and the 10,000 year backstory is vague on how Ganon came back anyway. Geographical discrepancies (like the whole situation with the Great Plateau and Temple of Time) are also ignored, but at this point you just have to accept that locations aren't always going to match up exactly between Zelda games, I guess.

>>72560698
this proves americans are more disgusting than mexicans

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>>72560726
its 10:30

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>>72560767
It's almost half an hour to midnight in best-timezone

>>72560767
It's 10:27 you dumb fucking IDIOT

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>squelching sounds

i was going to say that gays disgust me but then i remembered roasties make queefing sounds too

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This is now a /CHI/ thread

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>>72560790
Penor in any hole makes an embarrassing sound silly Cutebec

>>72560800
mayate

HATE my job

>>72560750
the rito only exist in the adult link timeline ya dingus

>>72560790
>roasties
Thats all vaginas dumbass

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>>72560823
where you work?

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>>72560800

>>72560844

I really, really like this picture

>>72560842

wouldnt you like to know

>>72560829
i call vaginas roasties since most dont look like pornstar ones

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>>72560857
I would

I work at a grocery store where do you work?

>>72560825

I didn't write this post.

>world turns 90% water
>water beasts turn into flying beasts

BOTW has both ri6os and zoras so your argument is dumb.

>>72560863
What does that even mean
Porn stars have all sorts of vaginas

>>72560873

yes

>>72560884
a nice, clean shaven vagina. with the small lips and everything. the opposite of a roastie

im obviously not talking about 40 year old fisting veteran pornstars

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Guys....

He's back....

What do we dooooo.....

>>72560893
NICE nice

what should I do for my day off tomorrow

>>72560957
how far are you in botw

>>72560957
do volunteer work down at your local red cross

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>>72560957
Pray to Cornelius that the Corn Demons don't molest your anus in your sleep

>he doesnt have the 120 shrines

Just kill yourself.

>>72560969

I got to Zora's Domain

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fuck you, Cornelius

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>>72560716
are you male or female?

>>72560902
That's incredibly inconsiderate most vaginas are pretty. I understand ugly ones but you people are dumb about vaginas

>>72561006
no, fuck U

>>72561018
Male

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>>72560982
im so god damn tired of these fucking baby puzzles
only 1 so far has stumped me, that one right by the deku tree
no idea what the fuck it wants

dropped my pop tart when it took it out of the toaster because it was too hot
who the fuck thought this was a good idea

Where has BajaChan been?

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>>72561034
>not popping it out of the toaster right unto your plate

>tfw Ive only gotten 1 heart container and 2 stamina upgrades

maybe pro-mode only was a mistake

first gf would never show me her vagina
figure she had a roastie

>>72561050
in a shallow grave after i called in a cartel hit

>>72561033

Thats actually the only one i searched for, is not hard just kinda dumb.

I loved the mazes.

>tfw i sold my barbarian armor for 600 a piece and they sell them to you at 4,000 a piece

>>72561055
Pro mode doesn't use the shrine detector? I literally missed the shrine next to kakariko for turning it off, never again lmao.

So is paha sapa the new bajachan?
Are we going to start pretending he's a girl too soon?

>>72561096

just visualize him as a very dumb piece of corn

>>72561075
>>72561096
Quit being stupid

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>>72561076
>I loved the mazes.
youre supposed to just hug a wall though
not like you can do much else considering the game tricks you if youre looking from the map since there's tunnels and shit
they're the biggest slog to get through

All my thoughts seem to contradict each other
I definitely need help, or at least think I do. I'm probably just overreacting anyway, no big deal.

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>>72561096
Nah

Bajachan still comes here, just not as often

I am very not a girl thank you

>>72561101
Ur a dumb piece of uhh
sand

Yeah beach sand haha nerd NERD!!!!

>>72561141

I dont live by the beach, dumb cornposter

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Goodnight you BULLIES

>>72561131

You know how to solve a maze right

>forward
>if not turn right

although i only used that strat in the one on the top left corner.

They were cool anyway.

>>72561141
t. girl

I hate women, can't get enough of them

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>>72561166
mmmmmmmno
you pick a side and hug it until you win

the only maze I did was that gyro-controlled tilting maze shrine

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Lads....found out a really good friend of mine is a chick

We've been friends for almost a year and I found out that he/she/helicopter is actually a girl.

I'm shook lads

>>72560790
stop posting that image

>"femdom"
Fags

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Rate me /cum/

>>72561194

Idk why you mean with hug a side

>>72561207
there are actual mazes, they are kinda fun.

ALSO, did you know you just can turn the whole shit around and solve with the flat part?

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just picked up this quality meme from /pol/

it isnt even midnight and /cum/ is already dead

for shame

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really makes you think

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>>72561267
i mean like pick right and take every single right or take left and take every single left

also they so for sure knew how annoying gyro puzzles were which is why they left easy ways out if you're clever enough
have you done that golf one where you gyro control the club? i wanted to break my controller trying to control that thing holy shit

what do gf's feel like?

>>72561353

Yeah, i haven't had trouble with the gyro ones except for one where you kinda have to make the path for yourself by twisting a weird structure, reminded me of skyward sword boss keys.

>>72561319
>2am on best coast
the east coast (and south - as evident by /dixie/) is obviously vital for /cum/'s survival

where else are poor racist white people going to go, if not to /pol/

bought oreos to snack on but I dont have any milk

>tilt laptop a tiny bit left and headphones explode with static
Amazing build quality apple

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*drinks a whole cup of whole milk*
ahhhh

>>72561498
>Eating literal solid sugar
But why
Oreos don't even taste good desu

>>72561541
K Y S
Y _ Y
S Y K

>>72561541

t. gay

Friendly Reminder our dad is better than leaf and mexicunt's dad

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Never trust a man who doesn't like oreos

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>senior programmer viewed your linkedin profile

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>>72561541
sugar is very sweet

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>>72561585

>>72561585
>"Haha look at this dork, what a loser owo whats this, someone actually qualified I can hire, thank god I don't have to settle for that literal waste of space"

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>pour me a glass of milk
>grab a pack of oreos
>go into my room
>dip my cookie into the milk
>bite it
>spoiled milk

I'm being punished for mocking the jews.

>>72561612
>Not sniffing the milk for freshness before pouring it
Why are Mexican so god damn stu-
>Caraposter
Oh nevermind, that explains everything

>>72561628

Milk was alright this morning.

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>tfw driving my sanity away by watching nothing but alarmist documentaries and other related material
It's a shame that I'm 2 intellectual 4 TV

why don't /pol/friends have redditflags

I'm watching movie clips from the 1997 Lolita

>filter out futanari from search parameters
>number of results drop off by 75%

what the fuck is with nipps and dickgirls

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>futas are slowly making me more gay

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>>72561679
they are largely heathens desu

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*flickering autistic slushy spitty mouth noises*

>>72561732

obviously 2 bombs wasnt enough

>>72561740
gross

>>72561754
the bombs made them gay

>>72561776
*spit flinging at you* huh whatsh grosh mishter???

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>little latvya big booty

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*pdbdbbdddt*
oops

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stupid fucking assholes sure do love taking their time taking pics of cars they want to sell
really do love getting my hopes up at a pristine carfax then finding out its a piece of riced out shit
assholes

i got niggas tryna end me

>>72561913

do you use CL, or wut

autotraders.com is too expensive for my budget

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>they dont even do real nigga hours with a lot of weeb shit anymore

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>>72561969
oh shit just look at the time

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>stupid fucking assholes sure do love taking their time taking pics of cars they want to sell
really do love getting my hopes up at a pristine carfax then finding out its a piece of riced out shit
assholes

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watching the woodsman atm

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Dumb oreo oster

>>72561913
Look in the news papers where the real dealerships sell their stuff. Often the stuff is more expensive there, but generally they don't sell riced out things.

>>72561956
found that website, too. Is https://www.cars.com/ any good?

>>72561956
cargurus and carstory
i dont want to text a million fuckers trying to pry the vin number out of them every single time
fuck buying cars off cl, one in a million will fill out any relevant info. rest are nigs who can barely read an odometer

>>72561977
>BC
best part of canada showing why it is the best

>>72561936
Oh no
OH NO
OH NO YOU DIDN'T

>>72562038
that's not Minneapolis

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>>72562032


>go to cargurus
>put in subaru legacy near my city
>giving me results from fucking Nevada

I miss love
It was great
I hate myself

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Dudes

this nuclear reactor was made to only fuse
and I think I want to see how it's used

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>>72562098
>3rd line has a different number of syllables

>>72561856
hey

i do not have a big butt

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Are these flat earth faggots serious?

>>72562167
Sh'aq'uille on'ille is a flat earther
if that doesn't explain everything

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>>72562095
radius is radius
how far are you from the border?

>>72562204

bout 120 miles

Why aren't I hallucinating

>>72562225
hallucinates ;)

>>72562204
>>72562095
Are there different rules depending on the state so that it would really make a difference? I know that in some states you aren't forced to put a plate on the front of your car, and in some others you have to, but I mean are there any rules that are really different, like safety related stuff?

>>72562219
then set max radius to 100 silly

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>>72562225
I like to eat
*clap clap clap clap*
salted meat
*clap clap clap clap*

>>72562250

dunno. I know next to nothing about buying a car

>>72562250
yes, but it's less about buying.
Usually if a car already has a title in one state it's not that hard to get one in a new state if you even have to.

California is fucked though. They their drivers get annual emissions tests

>>72562310

Seems like California is german as fuck when it comes to laws. We have these annual emissions tests too, along with TÜV etc. which always costs a shitload of money.

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>>72562310
2

bang bang

>>72562389
Bit gay

>>72562310
once your car passes a certain amount of years, you have to go get a smog test and if it doesnt pass you have to fix it or pay a fine or something like that

that and during summer months, the state makes the oil refinary to produce a different grade? of gas so that theres less emissions during the summer so the price of gas goes up quite a lot compared to winter months.. not sure if its the case for other states too

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It's got to be tough being a registered sex offender. Your whole life's fucked. Family won't talk to you, businesses won't hire you, harder to find a place to live, to buy a gun to kill yourself etc.

>>72562399
bingo bango

Death to American pigs.

72562463

dumb commie poster

>>72562436
haven't really heard of that here
but they did raise the gas tax, it's 10 cents higher than the national average now

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>>72562463
*throws a tea party and doesn't invite you*

ahaha that's so sad and pathetic in the same time, really. Americans. Combined. In. One. General. With. MEXICANOS
ahaha combined in 1 general with literal monkey shitskins, so sad so sad, you're literally and officially niggers now XDD

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>>72562519
pic related: you

>>72562524
no but rather the girls pedojew stalks on vk

I think I actually have high function asperger's

>>72562547

>think

>>72562494
yeah, we have pretty strict emissions law in CA and coupled with a few other things mean we pay the highest gas price in america whoopie

>>72562524
>i will not respond to ur bait because u r gurl and I have a boner 4 u
absolutly disgusting

>>72562564

its like 2.65 where I live

i can't sleep

>>72562587
try getting woke

I just woke up. What did I miss?

>>72562599
no. i have a job i need to go to in the morning

>>72562577
its all over $3 where i live already :(

>>72562577
In germany you're paying double the price at the cheaper gas stations.
It's 5,38$ per gallon here, if I didn't fuck up.

Reduse reuse recycle
>>72559610
>>72559610
>>72559610