/brit/

Terrible edition
Kys

its a nice moustache

>>72557823
>yanks don't like their /brit/ editions to be too british
What a surprise.

Threadsplitting cunts.

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the cosplay that saved /brit/

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>mfw probably one of the least autistic posters here atm

>>72560017
Not saying much though is it?

>>72560024
i just wanted a reason to post that anime pic iah

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the fedora is almost too perfect

we're all in here
>>72560053
>>72560053
>>72560053

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>>72560038
I know the feeling bro.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRcn2zQY-QY

>>72560017
>posts anime
don't think so lad

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Thoughts on the next British UFC champ lads

>>72560075
>links to his own illegitimate, less popular, disgusting thread
Ah yes, a Canadian post in /brit/.

>>72560076
this guy is what i imagine you look like

>>72560088
Not sure about the red mohawk

>>72560088
Irish chest development

>>72560088
appropriate face from the chick

>>72560109
don't get it

>>72560094
and I would have gotten away with it too if not for that meddling aussie

what's the point of english speaking generals on an english speaking board?

>>72560131
how else would i convene with my fellow britons?

>>72560146
this^

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>>72560129

>>72560097
In my dreams. I had a moustache that was half as glorious once, and one day, may have again. But my eyes will never be that twinkly.

>>72560131
because we don't like yanks

>>72560146
by walking out the door?

>>72560104
>>72560109
>>72560118
https://youtu.be/qhzHhapSJlM

This is his most recent fight

mite mak sum ickel nodles

>>72560176
wtf noRMIE

>>72560158
how about you fuck off you petrol huffing goon chugging kangaroo fucking bogan

>>72560193
racist

>>72560182
Might drive a spike into your fucking brain with a sledgehammer

>>72560131
It's not intended to be an "English-speaking" general, it's intended to be a /brit/ general. For discussion of British culture and news and stuff. For better or worse, just like the British Empire itself, it actually contains folks from all over the world. But the central theme is ostensibly Britain.

>>72560209
how about you fuck off too you igloo building seal eating mecca praying canKEK

>>72560234
>canKEK
god damn this new gook admin

>>72560131
what does speaking english have to do with it

>>72560212
oh der natsy crule hamer

>>72560233
>British culture and news and stuff. For better or worse, just like the British Empire itself, it actually contains folks from all over the world. But the central theme is ostensibly Britain.
fuck off racist

>>72559023
good post

>>72560233
\\\\\\\\\ THIS IS A BRITISH CULTURE THREAD. ONLY POST BRITISH CULTURE ///////////

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488923654919.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488923654919.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488923654919.webm

>>72560246
because generals are mostly shitpost-in-your-own-language threads

>>72557821
This man looks cartoony

>>72560286
maybe in your runtish generals

>>72560286
yeah same

here's the situation we're in right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2w9WFfz0og

I'm here for a horny pissing session

>british culture

Does such a thing even exist anymore? What is it? How is it different in any real way from America? Harry Potter, Ed Sheeran, disliking Europeans and slightly different food products?

I was never into Funtari until I imagined Ivanka Trump with a huge 13in cock

>>72560318
ahhh, du bist ein deutscher?

been naked for a few hours and im cold now

the goal: chug 4 beer in the next 15 minutes

>>72560332
t. north yank

Am I welcomed here, Britfriends?

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I don't get art. Why is some chick's hairy snatch in a painting so impressive, and why do rich people pay so much for it?

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>>72560333

>>72560354
t. tropical yank

The so called future wife https://www.instagram.com/p/BR223_PjXiX/?taken-by=jessicababyfat&hl=en

Who /alt center/ here?

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>>72560369

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>>72560363
>I don't get art

>>72560363
i think you have to see it irl

>>72560360
As long as you are reasonable (not shitposting/trolling) and here to discuss British culture, or at least enjoy a friendly discussion from a British perspective, you're fine by me.

>>72560363
I've seen hairier.

>>72560410
>not shitposting
oh... well... we might have a problem then

shitposting is an art

>>72560424
Are you at least shitposting from a British perspective?

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The best part about being anonymous is that you post the most annoying shit all night, but then next post you can pretend to be a completely different person.

Hi friends, new here. How are you all doing in England tonight?

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best girl

>>72560368
t. never been here
if i didnt need to have my passport stamped i wouldnt have known i crossed the us-canadian border, not the same flying back here

>>72560442
Don't try to act all normal and friendly after all that shit you've been pulling. I'm onto you.

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Got a case of 'pipefancy', as the codgers used to call it.

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>>72560455
No

>>72560435
I'm trying to, but it's a slow process. I'm learning new things everyday, but for the most part I'm just stuck recirculating the same 10 or so shitposts. :/

>>72560441
w2c?

>>72560363

Egon Schiele is an important artists. He is also dead and therefore can't produce more paintings hence why they are so expensive since so few exist.

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wew

>>72560484
dude she's 16, at least wait until she's legal before you start creeping on her ffs

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>>72560465

>Greg Lansky (born December 12, 1982) is a French entrepreneur and Chief Creative Officer of BLACKED

Gets the noggin chuggin

>>72560494
Might be a bad idea to reply to trolls such as the one you linked to. We don't want to encourage that kind of childish attention seeking in our dignified imageboard forum environment.

Why make me tired then unable to sleep?
Fucking brain, you're useless

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3UUpta18w4

>tfw you will never been a finnish rapper turned bodybuilder surrounded by a half a dozen gorgeous finnish gym cats

;;;_;;;

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>>72560455
>>72560478

Wrong!

>>72560459
In what meaningful way does Australian culture differ from American culture? You consume American media from films to music, your media is obsessed with American politics, your government is even more of a US lapdog than ours, you eat American food, play American football, you use American spelling, wear American clothes, and you have a republican prime minister. Eating meat pies, having the Queen on the money, and a different accent?
Ah yes what a very unique and totally not at all "Yankish" culture.

It's an American world, face it.

>>72560557
wish Ciri would suck on my balls

imagine being attracted to white females

the mind boggles

>>72560571
oh shut the fuck up already

>women
>foreigners
>foreign women

absolute HELL to have to work with, zero concept of time management or deadlines

>>72560571
did you honestly expect me to read this
jog on

>>72560644
here send this to him
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZF7HfABxtK

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Strawbridge's son looks like a bit of a cad. Probably just seems that way here because he is pictured standing next to Dick Strawbridge, who looks like a top bloke.

>>72560670
can you make a "hello nigger" vocaroo

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>>72560744
Oi, we are not turning this thread into another identity politics shitfest. Pack that in right now before you feel the back of Dick Strawbridge's hand.

>>72560571
people are far too worried about americanisation when our cultures in 1901 (federation) weren't that dissimilar to begin with.

Chinese culture is what we should be worried about. The day when i see street signs written in fucking mandarin is the day I know Australia is fucked.

choon for the wagies just waking up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU

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there is inherent value in suffering
>>72560802

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I go to a university called QUEEN'S and we have bagpipes and men in red uniforms so therefore I am British and totally not a crypto Yank.

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>>72560802

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Lads...

>>72560774
Do you not have any in Sydney or Melbourne? We do in Toronto and Vancouver I believe, though most are from private businesses.

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/richmond-b-c-considers-banning-chinese-only-signs-amid-uproar-over-citys-un-canadian-advertisements

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>>72560828
love leggy chinks

>>72560828
>National Kaohsiung Normal University
Is there a Kaohsiung Abnormal University?

Why is it so difficult for Americans to get work abroad, but easy as fuck for Asians and Eastern Europeans?

I believe we are in danger of being swamped by Asians.

>>72560828
would love to just snap those twiggy legs in half

bet they'd make a satisfying sound as they broke

>>72560871
who's the canadian pauline?

>>72560867
its pretty easy for Americans

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>>72560883
probably this dyke, she's far less extreme though

unfortunately she's going to lose to the dollar store trump, kevin o'leary

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the gf (android)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v55mGB4nlk

Light out

>20 minutes until interview
>still ZERO reply to confirm the time or that this is even the right person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS0kxedNUkk

this game is kino

I don't know what to make of Kevin O'Leary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBH17cyCvMY

>captcha was chinese street signs

>>72560867
because FOY

>>72560828
do you remember that Australian actress emily browning?

looks like the asian version of her.

got itchy genitals but my jeans are too tight to get my hand down there

>>72561003
lose weight fatty

>>72560985
he's like Trump if Trump were actually intelligent

>>72560985
isn't this cunt from shark tank?

>>72561051
Dragons Den originally

got new tracksuit bottoms/pyjamas but the waistband is tight as fuck and I'm getting stomach cancer because of it

can I cut the elastic? how does it work

someone please vocaroo themselves saying "hello nigger"

I've gone feral

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>>72561051
Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.

>>72560909
>Zero Tolerance for Barbaric Cultural Practices
I can absolutely get behind that policy in theory, but what do they regard as "barbaric," and what do they propose should be done about it? What is their policy on male infant circumcision, for example?

I think it should be made extremely clear to immigrants from "backward" countries that if they try any of their foreign savagery over here (gang rape, killing dogs, FGM etc) then at the slightest suspicion of trouble they will not only be prosecuted for breaking the law, but will be treated as cultural invaders, as having attempted to undermine our way of life, and will get extra harsh punishment. They must at least be permanently expelled from Britain, and put on a list for other countries.

Sick of hearing about third world psychos acting like third world psychos in civilised countries that generations of decent folk worked bloody hard to build and maintain.

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As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children.

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In the western foothills of Vienna Alps, there is a humble lodge by the name of Chateau du Montaine Demure, where the owner, a relative of Otto Vanderbilt, holds a yearly reenactment of Hannibal the Carthagian Warlord crossing the Alps in his 218 AD venture into the Roman Republic. He would bring in endangered african elephants by helicopter to the snow capped lodge and throw them down the side of the alps. We watched at least a hundred elephant roll to their deaths. The 20 or so men, all refugees without a word of civilization in any of them, whom were restraining the elephants... also went down with the beasts, a mess of gore and tusk, the screams of the porters as they, tumbled, just terrible, dreadful. It was during a major military movement between the generals of the carthagian infantry, that the Owner of the Chateau du Montain Demure' demanded a bottle of the dryest scotch he could summon. A toothless indian child ran through the snow and collapsed at Monsieur's feet, his skeleton arms struggling to lift the bottle. Monsieur takes a swig and looks deep into the dark front of an approaching blizzard. He says nothing, then says "Increase the Elephants". We saw at least another 2000 kilos of ivory go over the side of that icy gorge before that blizzard came. We left them all to freeze to death. And now this brings me to the elephant in our room right now. Do you want to be hannibal? Do you want to sac Rome that badly? How many elephants need to die? Here, have a swig of this, it's scotch. Please taste it. It's the dryest I could find. THHHHUPUPUP Seventy percent ownership and all of your wife's eggs for the next 10 years.

>>72561070
A mate told me that high temperatures weaken elastic. If it's the right material then leaving it on a hot radiator for... Oh no wait, that'll make it shrink.

Maybe wrap the elastic tightly around something and secure it there in order to stretch it out. If you cut the elastic you'll probably have to install a drawstring or belt system to keep them up.

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>>72561030
he's smart enough to piss you off isn't he leaf

>>72561087
if you decide you do not want to open this door, I shall gain access to your room via the window by taking the door off the hinge from the outside

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>>72561104
Not entirely sure but I think they published a booklet about it, Trudeau's response was that honour killings should not be called barbaric.

She wants to have each immigrant go through a face to face interview to see if they line up with "Canadians values", what that means we're not entirely sure and we don't know how effective it would be, but it would create a massive immigration backlog which would slow it down a lot, not to mention deter people from coming and tarnish Canada's image of welcoming everyone no matter what and that's what I think her real goal is.

>>72561172
they have such childish faces

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>>72561181

>>72561181
That's the appeal
He's a nonce

A strong unionist from Ulster and founder of Britain first is backing the Scottish independence campaign because there's too many Muslims in England

Howling

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/20/jim-dowson-back-scottish-independence-patriotic-news-agency-far-right

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>>72561232
brexit really has turned the world upside down

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could go for a cheeky 'cide right now

>>72561232
Hmm yes a so called 'unionist' who supports a united Ireland and an independent Scotland

It's almost like he's the exact opposite of a unionist

I've never had sex.

I've had sex

I, too, 've never had sex

I got hugged by a girl once. It was a side-huge, but it still counts.

never done sex

how do dedicated games deal with all the dlc
it feels like they only sell you half games these days

>>72561160
>Trudeau's response was that honour killings should not be called barbaric
Barbaric as opposed to civilised? Why do we never see these people subjected to a proper debate where their "tolerant" values are put under a spotlight?

Sure, we'll tolerate as many attempts to turn this country into an Islamic caliphate as you like. He beheaded his own daughter because she tried to marry a non-muslim? Go easy on him your honour, he's not from 'round here and didn't know it was wrong. But someone questioning the cultural and societal impact of mass immigration on native communities? Trying to have a debate about it? Can't have that, the tolerance stops here.

Immigrants must be made to agree to be tolerant of their adopted nation's culture and values, or be told to fuck off. How many Saudi muslims would demand that I be allowed to drink alcohol in the KSA because I'm an immigrant? Zero. Same rules apply. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Over here that means abiding by secular, liberal values, and everywhere in the world, that means respecting the law.

/rant

>>72561340
>dedicated games
gamers*

had sex last night

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Thoughts on the so called labour party

>>72561362
destroyed by blairites

if they were actual leftists, even slightly, labour would be within 5 percent of conservatives

>>72561362
>Rorkes on 55%

Mad

going to watch X-files then go to bed
honestly sick of these people jerking me around, telling me to be ready for an interview at 2AM then leaving me high and dry

guess "2" means "anywhere between 2 and 5AM"

>>72561362
will ukip change their name after breggsit

>>72561389
They should change it to UWoke.

Electoral dynamite right there.

>>72561386
>an interview at 2AM
Who was that for? Night shift security work?

>>72561386
kek, wish I could've seen the twatty look on your face when you realized some gooks stood you up

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Miss me yet?

>>72561389
(((Arron banks))) is their main funder and is starting a new party with (((farage))) but hasn't named it yet

>>72561427
why does he like that failure so much?

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Meanwhile, in Germany...

edit: black is merkel, red is schultz

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>If your diet is in check, you'll notice physique changes 4-6 weeks, but it'll take 12+ weeks for it to be really noticable to others.

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>>72561362
just a thought, but perhaps neoliberalism has gone too far and is not working toward the betterment of the nation and its people

Martin McGuinness has died lads

>>72561463
don't know who he is but any dead irishman is good

>>72561446
>merkel's competition is even more left than her
yodeling

>>72561456
if you walk around naked they'll notice too

snowing outside lads

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I honestly can't work out what her game is

It's just continual nonsense messages

>>72561482
she is fairly right wing other than the migration thing which she sees as a patch up to germany's low birth rate

>>72561494
I just meant it's discouraging.
Not sure if I won't break down from one day to the next and hoped that looking good would help.

>>72561463
;_;7

Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam

>>72561446
Germany is gonna be the only nation in Europe with social Democrats in charge lmao

>>72561426
I wish I knew more about UK political policies. I reckon I know a little more than most about politics in general, and international politics, and political history. But for the life of me I just can't get into the gritty details of British politics. They're always superceded by issues of style, scandal, and smears. Fucking brit/pol/ is a better source of info than 80% of British media, but that board just leaves me feeling disgusted and helpless.

What's a good, honest, relatively unbiased way to stay informed about UK political current affairs? Please don't say Reddit.

where's thailad been lately?

need to ask him something

trying to eat a meat pie with a knife and fork and its not gone well

>>72561539
>gritty details of British politics
what does this mean exactly?

>>72561545
serving time for being a nonce

>>72561545
Might've popped his head in last thread, for one post:
>>72558993

I dunno if that's Thailad or some other Anon from Thailand. Never met the fella.

>>72561565
pics

went off the antidepressants for two days and i became INCREDIBLY suicidal
wonder if that's what they're stopping me from or if that's just a side effect of the 'withdrawal'

>>72561539
unironically brit/pol/

from there you can find the real politics junkies and ask where they get their info from

morning morning wagies :)

>>72561576
how is it even possible to be this new

>>72561539
>Breitbart London - rorkist
>The spectator - respectable rorkist
>The telegraph - centrist brexiters
>The times - centrist remainers
>The independent - respectable rasheeds
>The canary - rasheeds

If you look at all of those semi regularly you should get some idea, it's the full spectrum

>>72561457
the tories are neoliberals

>>72561584
probably the withdrawal since your neurotransmitters are all fucked up because of the medication

>>72561602
wow the overton window really is shrinking

le when you say liberal I le automatically assume you mean le classic liberalism ;^DDD

from reddit? why yes I am!

>>72560828

Thanks mr.Skeletal

>>72561606
really gets the neurotransmitters misfiring

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>>72561602
>The independent - respectable rasheeds
>respectable

>>72561568
Take the Labour party for example: There's knowing that Corbyn is a socialist type who angered half the party by supporting May's triggering of Article 50. There's having skimmed my local Labour candidate's pamphlet that came in my door.

And then there's knowing about members of the shadow cabinet and their views on Brexit, the NHS, or immigration. Or knowing my local Labour candidate's actual track record and specific plans for the area.

Fucking Alan Johnson isn't even on Twitter for fuck's sake.

liberal? why, I'm just going to assume you mean classical liberal for no reason whatsoever. this is how we do things over on reddit, you see.

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>>72561539

>brit/pol/ is a better source of info than 80% of British media

alri brainlet

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rate the haul

>>72561681
Who are you responding to

ne·o-lib·er·al·ism
ˌnēōˈlib(ə)r(ə)liz(ə)m/
noun
noun: neoliberalism
a modified form of liberalism tending to favor free-market capitalism.
"social and political issues surrounding neo-liberalism"

>>72561589
That's a good idea. So good I thought of it myself, right after posting my comment. Cheers though.

>>72561602
Cheers, will have a butcher's at these. Looks like a reasonable mix. Never heard of The Canary.

tinder is fucking retarded 2bh
i dont want to be some bitches clown for 30 minutes i want to ask her tough, intrusive questions so i know if i should waste my time talking to her

>>72561677
honestly why would you care about that stuff? politicians act on behalf of those who pay them i.e. lobbyists; its irrelevant what their personal beliefs are and for 90% of mps its going to be very similar

>>72561545
reckon he shitposts under a leaf flag sometimes for banter

>>72561728
YOUR time can't be wasted

some virgin won't stop interrogating me on the ol 'inder

i thought he wanted to fuck me, not write a book about me

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the goal

>saw the bus for work
>knew i'd probably miss it
>didn't speed up
>start to half-jog just as it drives off
>turned around and went home, went through the woods to see if i would end up anywhere close
>about to bell up a j
tfw it's tuesday and i'm already sick of this week

>>72561767
>can't see the TV from the bed or computer

>>72561767
>normies can see you looking at shemale porn while they play cod or overwatch

>>72561640
a very yankish post

>>72561800
>normies
>overwatch

thunder outside lads
need a qt bf to cuddle with to calm down

>>72561775
>turned around and went home, went through the woods to see if i would end up anywhere close
wdymbt

>>72561809

Overwatch is essential normiecore mate

getting pretty fat. probably about 14 stone by now

>>72561809
if twitch sluts stream it, it's a normie game

>>72561832
121kg here

>>72561840
jesus christ go on a fucking diet you fatfuck

>>72561848
dont really want to, really like chocolate

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18 stone

>Ex-IRA commander Martin McGuinness has died aged 66
Wahey

>>72561747
True. I guess all it really comes down to is knowing how pointlessly worried to be when election results are announced.

>McGuinness
that's a real fucking name christ

>>72561833
>>72561825
normies barely touch video games they're not playing overwatch

>>72561901

>normies barely touch video games

Doubt you have mates or leave the hosue if you think this desu

>>72561877
Thanks for the update. All I know about him is DUDE IRA LMAO but I'm tempted to use this as an excuse to get some of that Guinness that's on special offer at my local Sainsburys.

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>>72561909

>>72561901
How does it feel to still live in the '90s lad
The adult normies of today have grown up gaming and continue to do so

>>72561898
went to school with a brittney mcguinness

she was a big 'un

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>>72561901
normies love video games an other "nerd culture"
they just play around on the tip of the ice burg whereas true misantropes with patrician tastes enjoy more refines aspects of it

>>72561823
took an alternative route that i hadn't been down in a long while

mummy and daddy are fighting again

>>72561963
as they do
relationships are cruel joke people are tricked into by the biological jew

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ah yes, pre-raphaelitism

Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

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>>72561992
boobies

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>>72561909

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>>72561996
collier was a man of strong talents

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trump and brexit were his machinations

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the future ex gf

post-quasi-ironically having a toast sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VerK4zwMRQw


this is a kate bush general

ive come to the conclusion that i would prefer to be alone forever than lower my standards like i see some lads do whenever im out

Don't understand why we call Derry Londonderry

Derry just rolls off the tongue better

>>72562042
Google image searched his name, saved about 5 pics to my "Cool" folder and now I want to play Skyrim. Good work.

coughed up a massive loogie in the shower

some of it was a bit dried out

>>72561877
It's the only fucking story on BBC Breakfast

Bit annoying

>>72562131
I'm trying to be asexual so I don't have clouded judgement when access to a woman's vagina is at stake

NOTE: I am not a MGTOW, nor do I have adversarial views towards women

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hmmm....

left or right?

>>72562100
>>72562128
>>72562131
Snap

>>72561602
>The independent
Only if you avoid Indy100 which is literally Buzzfeed

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>>72562131
>>72562155
Have you considered a vocation to the priesthood?

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>>72562142
play IV instead

>>72562163
left looks like emma watson, right looks like jennifer aniston

>>72562163
Left

>>72562163
right

>>72562177
not much into noncing kids, i'll pass

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another day of slavery

>>72562177
no because god isn't real

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>>72562181
>right looks like jennifer aniston

That's pretty fucking generous mate

>>72562191
they're both in second year of uni

t. knower

NEED a gf to suck my willy

>>72562206
hmm
what did he mean by this

>>72562209
Having your willy sucked is overrated unless she really knows what she's doing

t.succ receiver

>>72562191
>>72562206
thought you were responding to my other post with the two bints hahaha

what an embarassing mistake

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Can't beat a glass of this with your breakfast lads

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Can't believe arr martin is gone lads

in bits x

>>72562228
Fuck off vampire.

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>>72562179
Might do just that.

I have it, and wouldn't mind playing it with mods and this beast of a gaming PC this time. Better fantasy world innit.

>>72562137
>>72562232
sod off paddy

>>72562220
Dont think you know just how much i appreciate lips and the feeling of them being on my willy

Me and my mates placed a wee cheeseburger and a tin of coke on Bobby Sands' grave one

>>72562228
>sicilian
not picky about where my blood comes from, as long as it's O positive

>>72562232
Beautiful South lead singer Paul Heaton is getting on a bit.

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Reminder that white Londoners aren't lefty cucks

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Can't beat a glass of this with your breakfast lads

>>72561463
so that lad on here was right

BBC radio should bring back Lillibullero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4BZrSj2VU4

>>72562269
that's because they're the ones who have to deal with sharia zones and the call to prayer blasting 5 times a day

Unionists killed head taig

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>>72562269

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39335904

BBC BTFO

>>72562277
>orange juice

may as well have a fizzy drink and pop a vitamin c it would be the same thing

>>72562328
Um, take a closer look you illiterate yank x

soooomewheeeere over my gains bro

i'm AB- which is supposedly pretty rare. if only i had gotten other rare traits like a sexy deep voice and attractive face...

>>72562299
Depending on how old you are, do you remember when they used to play O Canada and God Save the Queen at the end of the CBC news at night? I think it stopped around 2005, at least in my province.

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This is a picture of my boyfriend. His name is Ferris.

>>72562328
reddit

Listening to FM radio and stumbled across a station playing traditional music from all around the world

Had some Mexican then some ooga booga African song

>>72562359
my voice is way too deep and my face is ugly

A+ blood type though

>send messages to ten girls
>seven of them view my profile
>none of them respond

ah yes

NEW
>>72562391
>>72562391
>>72562391

>>72562370
That's a boy?

>>72562392
Try joining a club or taking some classes like dancing or cooking.

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>>72562392

I'm O- which means i can donate blood to literally anyone but only O- can be donated to me

and not one single drop shall flow in the veins of anyone but me

Sir bill cash says we are going to ask Germany for the debt we cancelled after WW2 if they ask us for money after brexit

>>72562392
why on earth do you think they would message you immediately