/cum/

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Radical Centrists

>>72556086
>/pol/ fantasy, the image

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>>72556086
Hijabi GF

*pats your head*

might get a switch sooner and taste that sweet zelda game

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the gf

*calls you lad*

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who /altright/

everyone wants to think like a centrist, but when it comes down to it, emotions and personal experience and perspective will make you lean one way or the other, debate me

>>72556139
remove this post

>>72556086
I'll take the egoist.

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>tfw Oyster Bay is probably a communist
>tfw we probably can't be friends anymore

>>72556168
English grills best grills

>>72556194
*posts a nerdy looking guy with books in his head*
Heh, nothing personal kid

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Legs = Thighs = Hips > Tits > Ass

>>72556220
Very good taste.

>>72556198
Where is Greek Orthodox?

>>72556190
I can't cringe hard enough.

>>72556239
>orthodox church

>>72556195
s-sorry

>>72556139
if you're in a muslim school, then yea theres bound to be a cutie in there

>>72556203
*murders the Czar*

>>72556220
Legs = Thighs = Hips > Tits > Ass>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>f**t

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>>72556239

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tits>ass

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>cringe

*leaves a big stinky poo in the middle of the thread*

>>72556220
I can almost feel the warm softness on my DICK

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@72556251
@72556265
>they fell for my clever trick and gave me tasty (You)'s

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Talking to my parents on phone.

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72556295
It doesn't count because you have me one first.

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why does everyone think I'm a homosexual

shh, everyone, shhh, he's talking to his parents , don't say any curse words!

See you nerds tomorrow.

>>72556086
Time to get an egoist gf.

@72556325
I got two (You)'s so it's a net positive

>>72556348
Because you're my bf you big dummy

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>he still posts the smug frog in the year 2017
>he hasn't moved on to the autistic frog

Does Oyster Bay have a qt Bawston gf? The world may never know

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>>72556373
>he hasn't moved on to the smug toad

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>>72556373
>doesnt post smug toads
defenestrate yourself pleb

My village makes the best milk. The white liquid that goes down my throat... I can't even describe it.

>>72556413
>>72556415
terrible

Why don't people wear their pants below their waist anymore

>>72556425
being a nigger isn't fashionable anymore

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>>72556373
good meme

>>72556425
blacks do it a lot, have you seen worldstar hip hop? have you seen a rap concert with kanye or someone?

>>72556434
i want icecream

>>72556434
very sad

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we built this city

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>>72556421
A superior smug amphibian?

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>>72556451

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We built this city on rock an roll

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I'm back from the police station!
Did anyone miss me?

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>>72556425
>below their waist
>implying anyone wears their pants above their hips

>>72556464
much nicer

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marconi plays the mamba

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I got called a dumb dumb today at school

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>>72556480
Why were you there?

>>72556480
No. What did you get arrested for this time?

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>>72556411
A female partner if you may?

>>72556432
Niggers are still considered cool

>>72556086
What would happen if a Stirner gf got a Stirner bf?

>>72556507
Yes

>>72556480
Job interview?

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>*calls you lad*

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>>72556515
g-guys, it's a Euro.

>>72556198
Whats wrong with bahais?

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>>72556502
Police Academy

>>72556505
I got """arrested""" for being a biiiiiiig cutie

>>72556529
Nah
Guest speaker

>>72556529
i hope not

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>>72556480
I missed you!

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>>72556549
did you tell them you used 4chan?

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>>72556548
Person who made that probably doesnt know the first thing about the Bahai faith

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I'm going over a sex change, call me Glenda

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>>72556571
eye mis u 2

>>72556542
I'm a normal Canadian. Look at my red and white flag.

>>72556578
It's for faggot hipsters and Persians

>>72556586
I don't get it.

Playing Skyrim, lads.

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>>72556596
hehe, sure goy

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>Playing Skyrim, lads.

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>>72556577
No!

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>tfw could be a qt gf but Oyster Bay doesn't like bois

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>ironic gay posting
Stop

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*blocks your path*

>>72556601
that's because you're a yank

>>72556637
no it's because I'm a normal person

we should have invaded russia after the collapse of the soviet union and crushed them completely with no chance of resurgence like they are now desu.

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>>72556614
Can we just leave Todd alone for once? Created two of the most incredible games of the decade and still gets so much hate

>>72556637
Saskatchewan folk are unironically adorably stupid though

Literally what is wrong with liking men, as long as it's not yourself

>>72556664
Wouldn't have worked, just because the Soviet Union fell they still had the nukes, it would've still ended in a doomsday scenario.

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I think I might get called in to my boss' office tomorrow for being rude to a customer.

>work at best buy
>get called to help lift one of those mini refrigerators to some womanlet's car
>push it on a cart to the car
>lift it to the trunk, no more than 40 pounds
>womanlet says "Thanks, it was really heavy"
>for some reason I've been really snarky lately with women
>unironically banepost irl and tell her "For you."
>she gives me this obvious angry "heh"
>tell her bye and I go back to work
>time to clock out
>overhear my name in human resource lady's office about me being disrespectful
>leave asap

>>72556665
yes todd i can't wait for skyrim 2

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>>72556665

saskatchewanians are constantly taking up spaces in albertan shopping centres and parking badly

the saskatchewanian menace must be purged from canada to ensure the well being of all albertan shopping centre car parks

>nothing sadder than an indoor cat that thinks he's an outdoor cat
I heard this quote on The Walking Dead, and frankly I think just the opposite is true. There's nothing sadder than an outdoor cat that thinks he's an indoor cat.
I'm that cat.
Help. ;_;

>>72556665
Todd is secretly a Jew, I can sense it

>>72556720
Fuck off

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>>72556617
Don't you already have a bf? Stop flirting with everyone here

>>72556695
That woman must've been a bitch desu, that's such a trivial thing to go out of your way to go to human resources over.

>>72556689
mutually assured destruction
could just give amnesty to former leaders so they dont get desperate

>>72556744
B-but it's fun

>>72556695
>People bitch at me for not smiling enough at work
>Put on a stupid grin every time I have to greet a customer
>Get shit for that too
Hell is other people

>>72556190
Fuck, now I know what I'd look like if I totally stopped giving any fucks and got fat. It's not great t'bh

>>72556586
cute

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>>72556695
>saying "for you" ever at all in real life
>not realising this is one of the rudest things you can do to someone

Imagine a child sitting down while their father is watching a comedy on television. The father has just laughed at a joke, but the daughter does not. The daughter says "What's so funny" to which the father replies "I-I just thought it was funny". The daughter replies with "To you maybe, but not to me". That is basically what you've done.

>>72556720
i am a flat food in Alberta

fight me

>>72556755
Even still, remember when Hitler invaded Russia, Russians aren't easy people to conquer.
Even the Mongols couldn't fully accomplish it.

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Take the bogpill kid, lifes to short to waste on having "fun"

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Saw a violent altercation the other day buds

>>72556800
Me on the left

>>72556746
SHE'S the bitch? She went out of her way to go to that particular store, she bought something from them even and asked for some help from a store representative and got snooty bad service. Her reporting him to HR is the best thing that could have happened, imagine being a manager at that particular store and getting flack from your higher ups when it becomes known that there's an autist making Best Buy the corporation look bad and possibly losing customers. Wouldn't you want to ax or discipline that shitty employee as soon as possible to deter any such thing from happening. Entitled millennial spotted.

>>72556548
>>72556578
all religions are different on a fundamental level so they can't possibly all be true
Bahais don't know shit about religion and only label themselves as Bahai because "all religions basically teach the same thing man" sounds cute on paper

>>72556601
Saskatchewan is to Alberta what Canada is to USA

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>>72556800
Take the Stirner pill instead. Become Enlightened.

>>72556800
can i get a quick rundown on these guys?

>>72556849
A hat?

>>72556800
I've already taken the misanthropic agnostic nihilist pill though.

>>72556695
depends on your company, some are aware customers are shitty people more often then not and don't harass their workers over it

while other companies were call you hitler even if the customer lied about you because they decided they that they hate you for some unclear reason.

I thought happiness was the meaning of life but now I realize it's duty
duty to what is for you to find

>>72556736
He's sad because Tonton Laurier cut them in two.

who /sad/ here

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>>72556875
>Believing in meanings to life

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imagine your province being a rectangle

just

imagine

haha

>>72556760
I hate corporate "smile even if you're miserable" attitudes.

>>72556868
No, a younger brother

>>72556910
it's pretty wonderful

we're also the only province smart enough not to use daylight savings time.

>>72556910
Don't you have anything better to do

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>>72556139
>chewing with her mouth open
absolutely disgusting

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>>72556910
>Uranium city

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>>72556894
province of buffalo when

>>72556830
t.womanlet bitch

nihilists are retarded
if you enjoy something that's obviously meaningful, just not objectively

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>I thought happiness was the meaning of life but now I realize it's duty
>duty to what is for you to find

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>>72556902
me

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>>72556917
Do Canadians seriously think of America as a big brother?

is living in the middle of nowhere in canada comfy?

>>72556917
>>72556948
Gay

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>>72556932
When this will happen

>>72556958
yes

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>>72556086
kill, kill, kill
marry, kill, fuck

>>72556958
very much so

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Uranium City is the Timmins of Saskatchewan

In order that we might truly face the sun, the world itself must be destroyed

>>72556967
*lets you take shitcongo*

>>72556981
it's an abandoned mining town?

>>72556981
Timmins isn't that bad

>>72556948
>big brother
Yes, especially since 2013, thank to Snowden

>>72556948
I think of America as the big brother that stalks you, making sure you don't do drugs

>>72556958
Half of Canada is taken up by the Shield, the other half is full of alcoholic Indians.

>>72556937
>if you enjoy something that's obviously meaningful, just not objectively
EXACTLY
Nihilism frees you to not take shame in doing what you enjoy, play video games all day (after work and responsibilities), play sports all day, or stay inside and daydream all day, at one point or another you'll run into shit from society because you enjoy things they don't, but what they don't understand that it's all equally worthless therefore everything is on a universal equal level.

>>72557014
Don't forget the Chinese in Hongcouver in "British" Columbia

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>>72556086
ACTUAL IMAGE

>>72556994
Not quite abandoned, but it probably should be

>>72557019
>Nihilism
Babby's first

>>72556720
fuck off and stop fucking up your games

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This thread is going so fast.

Stop.

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>>72557011
Okay then

>>72557012
You shouldn't do drugs

Don't do drugs

what did I tell you all about Iran?

https://www.rt.com/viral/381402-iran-supreme-leader-zionism/

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>>72557037
EVEN BETTER

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>>72557078
no

Masturbated 6 times today, feels good man

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>>72557078
No

what should I buy off Amazon

>>72557037
better

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I'm giving you the count of 10 (ten) posts or I'll fucking do it.

>>72557094
yugioh cards

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>>72557094
Rare toads

>>72557078
>slow posting
not even once

>>72557094
Gadsden/Betsy Ross flag

>>72557103
more like v cards

>>72557094
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008EL38YM/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s03?ie=UTF8&psc=1

>>72557094
crusader helmet

bragging about losing your virginity is a method for worthless degenerates who produce nothing of value to feel like they're better than someone

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>tfw sold all my yu gi oh cards as a kid
Are they worth anything now?

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>>72557094
A strange root

>>72557094
HAVIT Rainbow Backlit Wired Gaming Keyboard and Mouse Combo (White) [ 2017 Model ]

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BAM BAM BAM

I FUCKING WARNED YOU, /cum/MIES

>>72557149
>White
shiggy

Make that 7 times

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>>72557144

True.

If you continue using virgin as an insult you are pretty much still a virgin.

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How based can one man be?

Should I get icecream on my grocery run to get potatoes?

>>72557094
https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Outlet/Inflatable-Female-150cm-Theme-Blow-Up-Decoration-Accessory/B008ESCN8W/ref=sr_1_6/255-0779014-1110822?ie=UTF8&qid=1490062496&sr=8-6&keywords=sex+dolls

>>72557162
I'm still recouping from death grip.
Slow down. Good news, though: I can feel my strength quickly returning.
I feel the strength of titanium in my loins, and soon it will become that of a TiAu alloy.

>>72557184
Get some sweet potatoes. They're so easy to bake and super delicious.

>>72557179
>>>/kys/

>>72557159
>that recoil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwkTeKtOhnQ

>>72557200
I never really cook with those. Do they cook the same as regular ones?

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>>72557192
>Inflatable-Female-150cm-Theme-Blow-Up-Decoration-Accessory/

>>72557201
Fuck off

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>>72557037
Better version 10/10

>>72557061
Just because I have nihilistic ideas doesn't mean I lounge about all day like those nihilists in the big lebowski, I got things going on and I try to keep things in perspective, because I truly care about them. Nihilism is the way to go, it's the true 'redpill', to put it in terms you could understand.

>>72557218
no u

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>>72557184
>getting strange roots

Nice

>>72557199
Death grip? Also i'm always horny as fuck so I have to

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>>72556086
please

>>72557211
Yeah

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>>72557242
I AM A VESSEL OF MY GOD'S WILL

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Just made a pot of rice and beans but the turkey stock made it too salty.

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/no-more-snapchats-with-trudeaus-stand-in-global-affairs-bans-use-of-life-size-cardboard-cut-outs-of-pm

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I have been saying this for a long time

Listen to the words of the Ayatollah

He is smarter than you realize

>>72557201
he is right

>>72557211
You can cook em the same ways. I generally just toss them in the oven at 350-400 for an hour or so.

I often just go feel them in the oven, and if you can feel the juice boiling and moving under the skin I'll just turn off the oven and close it and let them sit (or pull one out and lest the rest sit.)

If you let them cool, they taste even sweeter.

They're like damn fucking candy, so good.

>>72557250
Should've gone for pork.

>>72557256
The Alt-Right and the Ayatollah actually have a lot in common. Really joggles the noggin.

>>72557250

Kill yourself cuban.

>>72557250
throw two halfs of a potato in there to absorb the salt

>>72557265
I've had them baked, but I normally use potatoes in stews or soups. Kind of curious if they'd affect the flavour of a soup. Normal potatoes don't really do anything and have to absorb flavour from other stuff.

>>72557250
>turkey stock
For what purpose, turkey stock tastes like ass

>>72557250
if you can, cook more rice or beans and use those to dilute your salty rice and bean pot.

>>72557250
Cook more rice, mix it with the current batch (or half of the current batch if it's super salty.)

Or mix in some yogurt or something maybe.

>>72557256
Is the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla wrong?

>>72556869
I thought that pill wore off in my mid 20s, but it's come on again strong as I get older.

>>72557296
Well I have no idea about soups that use sweet potatoes, but if you bake em right they're better than a lot of icecream, unless you're making it yourself or getting the really good stuff that's super heavy in cream rather than slammed with sugar for the taste.

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The Costanza pill is true enlightenment.

>>72557286
really Iran is what the alt-right dreams of

its a traditional country full of traps

If you switched Islam with Christianity you'd never hear the end of based Iran

Do you eat with your fork In the right hand left hand knife or vice versa?

>>72556086
this picture is the epitome of cringe and you should feel bad for saving it

>>72557339
knife in right hand

>>72557339

Knife on my right hand.

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>>72557348
Triggered tumblrite detected.

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Is this true?

>>72557328
ehh... good point. I don't know if I want to spend money on some better stuff.

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>>72557304
TFW only one medium sized saucepan. I actually have some plain vanilla yogurt but that wont' mix well I would imagine.
>>72557288
This might be the best solution. Not sure how useful it will be though since I just finished cooking it all.
>>72557301
Well now I know

>>72557339
fork in right hand. switch it over to the left and cut meat with knife in right hand. switch fork back over to right hand.

if im really conscientious then i will just keep fork in lefthand the whole time tho

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>>72557333
>twix
>frogger

>tfw have to do an awkward shuffle with the fork and knife when eating steak because I'm literally incapable of eating like a normal human being

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>>72557372
>tartar
hehe

>>72557380
>plain vanilla
It's either plain, or it's vanilla. Vanilla is flavored yogurt, plain is not.

Plain mixes with a LOT of things will, obviously not the flavored shit packed with sugar.

>>72556451
Many such cases!

>>72557333
>Become a parody of the society that prevents you from expressing your Art self
Tfw I already kinda live like this
That's why I dropped out of college, for shits and giggles essentially
I knew it'd be a bad idea but I figured, "eh, what the hell"

>>72557339
Fork in left and knife in right

Fuck you ALL you FUCKING PEACE of SHIT

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Who here plays Total War Warhammer?

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does anyone here have epilepsy?

I'd like to commit an assault with a deadly weapon (.gif)

>>72557389
this

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Eatin some fettuccine and chicken

>>72557534
was it the pokemon gif or something?

>>72557555
Give me those trips and a bite.

>>72557534
Well it was a dick move and a deadly one at that. The sending showed malice and it really does amount to a range of civil and criminal charges. Assault with a Deadly weapon actually seems appropriate in the context of this case.

>>72557523
Really need a reskin that changes the Imperium into a race of self hating faggot chicanos. I wouldn't be immersed otherwise

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>>72557534
It was probably a anime gif like this

>>72557534
this is what they mean by weapons of mass destruction

>>72557555
I'm about to eat a cockmeat sandwich

>>72557572
I think the joke here was name TruCanadian12345 or he may have been asking a legit question

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6KpgStttn4

>>72557594
prebbi gay

>>72557563
u get one forkswirl and one chiki bit ok?

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>>72557610
Done deal.
I already had tiramisu in a chocolate teacup.

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>>72557557
it was this

>>72557571
unironically kill yourself if you are okay with .gifs becoming legal precedent for felony assault

>>72557571
I unironically agree with this.

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Me on the left

jesus fuck
>>72557638
>>72557594

>>72557635
Stop trying to trivialize the situation by reducing the situation to a broad statement like "lol .gifs are illegal now :p"
You know he's making sense.

>>72557571
>unironically believing (((Kurt Eichenwald)))
>unironically wanting there to to be precedent for labeling internet posts as assault with a deadly weapon

>>72557635
>.gifs becoming legal precedent for felony assault
Not him
It's like intentionally exposing someone with a deadly allergy to his respective allergen.

Do you know what Illuminati means?

>>72557534
since he knew the guy had seizure problems being charged with something kind of makes sense, but the charge is a bit weird.

>>72557720
Ill = sick, cool guy
uminati = idk still working on it

>>72557720
The Enlightened or something

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>>72557635
Jokes on you, I don't have epilepsy.

>unironically kill yourself if you are okay with .gifs becoming legal precedent for felony assault

Before I go kill myself, context matters a lot in this case. The sender KNEW the journalist had epilepsy and utilized a .gif as a means to induce a seizure, which leads to injuries or even death.

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the goal

>>72557690
Ok fine, he faked it, he lied, that still doesn't validate your second point, that if this case is made in court, it will set a precedent for any internet post to be labeled assault with a deadly weapon, seeing as knowingly and maliciously sending an epileptic a flashing strobing neon colored for all intents and purposes , video, with clear intention to trigger a seizure, is not the same as calling leslie jones a gorilla on twitter, or calling amy schumer fat on twitter, and it never will be, those probably could be brought to justice under the guise of a harassment case, but it's still not the same thing.

>>72557685
>>72557691
reminder that Kurt Eichenwald was drunk and sleep deprived that night

factors which contribute to irrational behavior like pretending to be your wife saying you had a seizure

he faked a seizure and then doxed the guy when he gave a donation to an epilepsy charity in his name

Kurt also has a history of lies, he sued his own mother, and paid $2000 dollars to watch what he believed to be a 14 year old boy on a cam
He is clearly untrustworthy

>Stop trying to trivialize the situation by reducing the situation to a broad statement like "lol .gifs are illegal now :p"
fuck yourself, this isn't about meme, this is about making pixels the equivalent to physical assault

>He knew Kurt had epilepsy
So did Kurt, thats why he would have had autoplay off. The seizure didn't happen

Its nothing like sending someone a physical allergen or a bomb. Kurt made a willing decision to click on an open message on an open forum, this was not a direct message

If you're alright with the government having this sort of right over citizens you don't deserve to live in a free society, its that simple

>>72557798
>buying a post 2005 Chevy
y tho

>>72557814
>driving anything other than a GM

communist

>>72557553
my nigger

>>72557811
Christ you seem stupidly butthurt over this.

>>72556086
wtf i want an egoist gf now

>>72557571
please do kill yourself. it was not fucking DEADLY assault.

sure make a case for harrassment or whatever but its not like the fucker was required to view the gif.

>>72557810
sending an open message that does not automatically play is nothing like sending something in the mail

Kurt made his own decision to open it and its his consequence

>>72557842
this is fucking important

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>>72557833
>communist
>
Fuck u bitch fite me

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The Goal

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>>72557863

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>>72556190
Nah bro I'm with Bernie

>>72557811
>fuck yourself
calm yourself

>this is about making pixels the equivalent to physical assault
You're still trying to trivialize the situation, and in the end I don't care that the guy had a seizure, or if the memester deserves jail, or even if the epileptic lied, it's about whether or not sending an epileptic a seizure-enducing video or gif is grounds for physical assault, and I think it is. if barely.

>If you're alright with the government having this sort of right over citizens you don't deserve to live in a free society, its that simple
oh god

>>72557811
I'm not interested in the specifics of the case. My point is simply that using a document that will cause an electronic device to stimulate the target user in such a way as to intentionally induce a seizure with the intent to harm could be cause for criminal charges.

>cuckifornians think gifs are assault
just when you think they couldn't get more pathetic

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>buying american cars

I seriously hope(...)

>>72557909
You're the one trying to trivialize this situation and the precedent it sets

>>72557927
>I'm not interested in the specifics of the case
then fuck off

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>>72557930
So pathetic it's painful

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>>72557935
What's wrong, Pablo?

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>>72557909
>oh god
Not an argument faggot

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>>72557859
Ok wise guy. First off, "Assault with a Deadly Weapon" means a lot of things. Looking at my Criminal textbook here are the elements for "Assault with a Deadly Weapon"

1. Commits an Assault
2. On Another
3. With a deadly weapon

Ok definition of a "Deadly Weapon":

A '"""DEADLY WEAPON""" is any instrument that under the circumstances of its use is likely to cause death or serious bodily injury.

>>72557907
you can see on his knee that at least the bernie sticker as well as the socks are photoshopped

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the goal

I noticed the guy who always posts the "pepe packs a punch" gifs and png's always has the most cucked opinions

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>>72557972
>tfw any assault I commit with my fists is an assault with a deadly weapon

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>>72558003
I WILL FUCK IN g KILL YOOU

>>72558003
its a reddit/r9k meme so its predicable

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>>72558003
>always has the most cucked opinions

Wew

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>>72558016
cant kill whats already dead

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you think gifs are deadly? check this out

>>72558009
You wouldn't be entirely wrong, a belt with a metal buckle, a rock thrown out a car window, and even a dog are considered deadly weapons.

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>>72558042
ENOUGH

I'm a humanist.

>>72558009
More like every time you try and fuck another dude with your AIDS infected dick.

>>72558058
Who the fuck throws a dog out of a car window

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me and the gf

>>72558058
>An arbitrary collection of atoms with sufficient shared momentum can be considered a deadly weapon.

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>>72558071

if you aren't a feminist you're a racist

>>72558087
>>72558087
>>72558087

>>72558065
kek and I'm a mercantilist

>>72558071
>your AIDS infected dick
Impossible. He's still a nerd virgin LMOA

>>72558074
Someone who is incredibly drunk or cruel. Flying doggo at hihg speeds is a deadly projectile.