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tfw two smart too have an edition
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emily
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>all of Trumps tweets now have video proof of everything he tweets
>people still say hes lying

I can't wait until I get to reelect Trump
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nothing worse than emily posters
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>>72551172
fpbp
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>>72551172
>>72551215
Emily is cute
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Friendly reminder that California is a fucking joke of a state
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>anzu posters having an opinion on whats good or not
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>>72551249
no it isn't stupid whiteboi diversity is our strength
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Friendly reminder that California and Texas are only relevant states west of the Appalachians
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Who died the worst death in history?
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You’ve got to make amends with the truth
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CALL ON ME
CALL ON MEEEE
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>>72551215
>>72551239
sdsdsdss
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>>72551291
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ring ring
hello denmark?
its for you
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>>72551300
Hisashi Ouchi
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redpill me on polaks from new joisey

https://youtu.be/psoq8qYvx18

reminder iceman dindu nuffin
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>>72551300
Lincoln. Died a few weeks after he won the war

>>72551291
Um, guess again sweetie :)))))
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List of American heroes:
John Brown
William Tecumseh Sherman
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>>72551393
shh

if the californians learn about our cheap land theyll ruin us like they did oregon
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>>72551369
really?
umm hello?
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>>72551352
Good map
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>>72551352
Vermont and Maine aren't really "flyovers" in the common usage of that term

Same with Michigan, even if its shit now
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>>72551430
-Abraham Lincoln, inventor of Lincoln Logs
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>>72551441
is your refrigerator running?
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FREE iceman he a good boy
need more money fo dem programs

white man tryna keep tha polak down
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>>72551466
uuh, yeah?
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>>72551430
Georgia deserved what they got

>>72551455
Foreigners don't visit any of those states
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BRADY'D
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>>72551352
>ohio
>not flyover
>tennessee
>flyover
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>>72551484
THEN YOU SHOULD GO CATCH IT
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>>72551484
it cant, the shoes were left inside it
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I don't like CHIs
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>>72551440
i can rent get a two bedroom house in arkansas for $580 a month
wew
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>excuse me sir, your state is flyover
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>>72551568
Is it not like that in Montana?
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>>72551352
>Nevada
>Colorado
>Flyover

Outside of your liberal shitholes that are the coasts I understand those are very popular tourists destinations.
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>>72551352
>muh shitcongo

also
>not a flyover because it has a coast
ftfy
Maine is an in between though, since most flights have to land there and leave to go wherever they go.
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I'm going to move to Arkansas, vote for Democrats, call everyone racist hillbillies, and complain about why can't Arkansas be more like California. I'll also write petitions to remove problematic statues, monuments, and text from public property.
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>>72551594
it is.
but not near the few metropolitan areas here
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>>72551626
Fucking do it!
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>>72551517
>>72551533
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knew someone from california once, last name was rodriguez
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>>72551626
>vote for Democrats
Help yourself, all of the Democrats here are basically mainstream Republicans anyway
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Northern California is white.
Fuck SoCal.
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>California is white
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God damn discord is such a shit
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>>72551631
How expensive is Billings?
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>>72551723
>Eugene
That reminds me of a hapa from Ylilauta
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>>72551352
>shitcongo
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>>72551739
Probably costs you a few pennies to live there.
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>>72551735
Me on right desu
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>>72551739
not too bad
you can probably find a cheap apartment or trailer park to cozy up in
property is pretty expensive anywhere here
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tfw i got demon souls running on a emulator finaly
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stop pranking me plz
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>>72551723
rood
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>>72551812
>property is pretty expensive anywhere here
:(
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It's getting late. Better make some coffee. No sugar left so I'm going full black.
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>>72551886
Knock knock
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Do you think the chingchongs even know who he is?
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>>72551825
good
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>>72551933
w-who's there?
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TPB is a great show because it exposes the viewer's ego, making him realize his own insecurities. People who hate it are too deeply attached to their egos.
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>>72551486
except Quebec
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>>72551922
stop using sugar
its shit tier substance
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>>72551799
i dont see anyone anon
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we built this city
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>You know there is nothing bad with being gay
>But I'm not
>you were saying that like it was a bad thing
wat do?
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>>72551961
>Canadians
>""""foreigners"""""
When are you going to come home
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>>72552008
just accept your sexuality fkn fag
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>live in chicanocommiedindutrannyfornia
>can't buy a gun because muh keeeeedz
>can't buy a gun because muh keeeeedz
>your house gets burglarized, your wife gets raped and your kids get shot because gun control just works
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>>72552008
>You know there is nothing bad with being gay
God frowns upon homosexuals
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>>72552008
rampant homosexuality is a sure sign of a society on decline
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>>72552008
>not being like the romans and fucking every hole
what are you gay?
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>>72551984
sir i do not lke tis whie subtance its for dog or womn onluy
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>>72551735
fuck russia
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>>72552013
We gonna invade you first
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>>72551486
maine and vermont have internationally renowned skiing ignoramus
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I've decided to play a videogame instead of posting in /cum/.
Good bye
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wake me up in an hour
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>tfw both ears are clogged with water

What do, buds? I've tried figuratively everything.
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FAR FROM THEIR LAND
AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND
THEY STOOD STRONG AND THE LEGEND STILL LIVES ON
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>>72552121
>avoding NH and vermont

smart
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>qt chick I've been stalking on twitter posts that she's no one hits her up when she's single
>hit her up
>she's not online yet
Did I do a mistake /cum/mies?
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>>72552093
russian hackers or is it like 4chan where russians or pols are spamming nudes and causing it to fail?
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>>72552121
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>>72552174
should have held off 2bh
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>>72552008
put your name back on you massive faggot
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>>72552174
there is no downside to this
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>>72552137
What gaym though?
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>>72552121
oh no
we'll lose...
fargo
and detroit
and albany
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>>72552145
pull earlobe down and keep head in an angle and jump
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>>72552145
I fucking hate when that happens. Either go to a doctor or just end it.
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>>72552121
All land below the St. Lawrence river is U.S territory.
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>>72552197
>independence of Quebec
Give us Labrador and it'll be real
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https://youtu.be/tDSRuKWr6us
This is the Mexican military
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>>72552134
I'll give you a wedgie if you keep talking like that
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>>72552176
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did the footkraut die?
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The US ski team is located year round in Oregon
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>>72552283
really makes you think
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>>72552283
can we just ban russia from the internet already...sheesh
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>>72552262
>american doesnt even know about his own country

you're probably a chicano or some shit
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>>72552333
There's an international treaty against that for some fucking reason
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>>72552284
Yeah.
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>>72552390
*gives u an atomic wedgie*
FUCK CANADA
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>>72552435
oh. good.
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Do you have your own personal branding website? If not good luck finding a job in 2017
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>>72552402
fucking vlad...
vlad is the real jew
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i don't care canada
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>personal branding website
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>>72552470
I'll just leech off the Air Force for 20 years and not have to work a day in my life
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>>72552470
this is why im moving to asia
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>>72552470
There are jobs literally fucking everywhere in my state, our real unemployment rate is something like <2%
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>>72552470
>personal branding website
like
a portfolio or something?
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>>72552470
I already have a job and an investment in a website, I manage your mother's porn career.
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>>72552634
http://theinterviewguys.com/personal-branding-for-job-seekers-101/
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>>72552634
you wanna know what you eating?
my cum
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About to eat some hamburgers buds
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the personal brand is absolutely the dumbest shit in the world
Spend hundreds ever year to please some cunt recruiters that know nothing about the job they're recruiting for
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>>72551380
I had a teacher who's cousin was friends with his daughters. Means she was likely in his house the same he had some of the bodies there.
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>>72552758
there better be bacon on that burger
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>You just want to find the right fit for the job, and although each candidate looks good on paper, there’s just something…missing. You type in the last candidate’s name and hit enter with a sigh…and then gasp.

>Not only is their social media presence impressive, it’s relevant to the job. Candidate 5 even has a blog they’ve started on their own which has a clear voice and direction!

>Your heart pounds as you scroll through months of posts and entries, each more impressive than the last. Not only is the blog well done, but it’s engaging and Candidate 5 has already built a solid following and interacts with readers regularly.

>Their twitter feed is funny, targeted and on point and ties back into the blog flawlessly. It’s clear to see exactly who Candidate 5 is from their posts. You can get a sense of their personality, as well as what they value, based off of what you’re reading…and it’s all perfect for the job you’re trying to fill!

>You throw a silent prayer of thanks heavenward as you reach for the phone. It’s time to offer Candidate 5 the job!

This fucking fanfiction
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FUNNY MEME
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bought a whole chicken for the first time

>mfw there was a little plastic pouch inside its anus cavity that was filled with all the good organs
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>>72552978
>this is real
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>>72552700
this is really gay
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>>72553054
toss them in the soup pot except the liver throw that out
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Cover Letters are a meme right?
I can't imagine someone actually reading several pages worth of self wank fanfiction on a daily basis without wanting to kill themselves.
Not unless the company's HR section is bloated as fuck, in which case you'd want to steer clear of that shitheap anyways.
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Quebec should leave Canada and become an American satellite state.
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They're bringing in buses of white girls into the hood???
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I'm going to bring buses full of cyanide-laced Popeyes fried chicken into the hood.
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>>72553323
Then there would be no attractive canadian women left
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>>72553320
most cover letters are less than a page.
Basically it's a chance to explain yourself and why you want to work there.
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>>72553323
Canada is already an American satellite state
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>>72553320
I think they're probably obsolete. Most companies just have a program that scans your resume for keywords and a speech generating AI that does phone interviews.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOB4VdlkzO4
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>>72553489
>not Country Roads
REAL music coming through

https://youtu.be/1gX1EP6mG-E
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>>72553545
>not Leaving On A Jet Plane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneCkM0bJq0
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Want to lay down behind a girl and put my arm around her with my head on a pillow
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>>72553607
Spooning is nice
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>>72553602
https://youtu.be/QRuCPS_-_IA
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cheated off some chick and she didn't freakin study
fuck
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the goal: move to new zealand and buy a holden commodore
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>>72553419
>most cover letters are less than a page.
I know that but imagine you're an HR intern or whatever
You're handed 15 resumes you have to check out by the end of the day. Again, cant imagine someone actually reading that selfwank shit. Or at least actually paying attention to it to gain anything about the writer.
>Basically it's a chance to explain yourself and why you want to work there.
Thats what interviews are for though, and and you're going to have one anyways if your skills match what they're looking for.
I think toronto is right, its obsolete as fuck
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>>72553683
that'll be fun to drive around on all three of the roads there
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>>72553736
It is obsolete, but they still ask for them a lot of times
hate how long it takes to get an interview though. Even small companies will take a month or two. Larger ones take forever.
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goal cancelled
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*reads 15 pages of selfwank fanfic*
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British girls rock
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French girls are superior to British girls.
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>>72553946
good post
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While we're on the subject, do corporate recruiters look through your 4chan posts? If so I'm FUCKED
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Women are dreadful, I wish I was gay or asexual
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>>72553982
>Women are dreadful
Wrong.
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>>72553967
How would they know it's you?

>>72553982
No you don't
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fun fact: new zealand only has 2 grocery store chains
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>>72553967
They will be able to soon
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>$142,000 for an F150


what the fuck new zealand
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>>72553965
So qt

I'll have an English wife one day
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>>72553846
>80000 Australian Dollar equals 61841.60 US Dollar
just buy a dodge charger
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>>72554059
That's a 400% tax, what the fuck
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>>72553967
I'll commit sudoku if this is true

>go to university
>work get a degree
>do shitty internships
>will never get a job bcus 4chan posts
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>>72553967
>apply to high level meme position
>hired instantaneously
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>>72553957
I'm going to need a visual
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>>72553967
on a serious note many do try to find your social media posts
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Business idea: only allow positive posts in /cum/ from now on
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>>72554115
shipping a car across the pacific is expensive

could be worse though, in australia it HAS to be converted to rhd or it's not road legal, which bumps up the price even more
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>>72554232
yea but the only cars worth getting are initially rhd
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>tfw want to have sex with the angel Gabriel
it's a sinful kind of feeling boys
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>>72554202
Business idea: Ban redditors
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>my phone makes a noise
>its hearthstone
>check to see if theres a new expansion
>not yet but one is coming
>the new "feature" is just more RNG on cards

No thanks I'll stick with duel links
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i only use reddit to jack off
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>i use reddit
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>>72554278
i ktf
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>>72554232
Why isn't Canada rhd?

>>72554194
Jokes on them, I deleted my normiebook profile years ago
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any one have that really sexy photo of that slav chick topless
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Now that I think about it, muslims can never work at a Subway sandwich restaurant
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>>72554365
i have mine but I deleted 99% of the stuff on it, and made most of it private
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>>72554396
some try to work at restaurants but complain to the government because they didn't want to touch pork
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>>72554346
The only reason I converted to Christianity was for Gabriel. I love him so much, he's so beautiful and pretty and dainty and cute. And I know I can't be with him because he is an angel and I'm just a mortal, a human. And I know I'll never be with him in heaven because homosexuality is sin.
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>>72553967
only if you bought a 4chan pass
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Reddit is unironically a great website with great content
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>>72554365
>Why isn't Canada rhd?
yanks + frogs

too much of a pain to switch directions at a land border, which is why most rhd countries are island nations or effectively island nations (japan, uk, australia, new zealand, indonesia, so on and so forth)
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I am A- and INFP
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Did nofap for 10 days now I ejaculate prematurely
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>>72554453
step it up. Im an o+ ESTP Pisces Extra Virgin Polymorphic Gender Bender 3rd order Mason
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>>72554440
Even if you were a chick, angels do not have sex or have relationships in heaven
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>>72554450
>mulatto
>quebecois
>mobileposter
>unironic communist
>redditor

Did I miss anything?
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>>72554479
I did nofap for over a month at this point
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I hear my chinese neighbors having sex a lot lately. They've already had 2 kids in the last year and they live in a 2 bedroom apartment that is probably the size of most 1 bedroom apartments.

If they have another kid I might just lose it buds (their kids rooms are on the other side of my wall and when they cry at night it sounds like they are a foot away from my head)
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Is it socially acceptable to say you go on reddit in public?
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Any other INFPs here?

pls respond
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>>72554516
It doesn't count if you're sticking your cock into a grill
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>>72554506
I know, anon. Which is why it's so depressing. Look at how beautiful he is. I can never have him.

I just wish he'd atleast visit me. I wonder if he knows how much I truly love him, not in a religious way but in a romantic way.
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>>72554479
Day 12 I had a wet dream
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>>72554553
hlelo yes
>>
>tfw INTJ master race
>>
>>72554453
>tfw dont know my bloodtype
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>caring about mbti
oh well Im entp
>>
>>72554600
>>72554553
stupid nerds
give me your lunch money
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>>72554628
jokes on you i don't have any money
>>
>>72554564
It's best to let go of what you can never have

Gabriel does not approve of your homosexual romantic feelings. If anything you are tainting him
>>
>>72554625
Whats your vagina smell like?
>>
>>72554559
Yes it does
>>
>>72554600
glad to see someone else who is introversion, intuition, feeling, and perception
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>>72554637
when is that fuck going to make more ps4pro's
they've been out of stock for like 2 months now on amazon and purse owner is like 2 weeks away FUCK
>>
>entp
>woman
>>
>>72554682
You're just fapping into a roast beef sandwich you triple nigger
>>
>tfw getting hormone injections to reassign my MBTI and its making me moody
>>
>>72554671
Heaven is paradise, solely because of his existence. I love him, but you're right.
>>
>>72554668
w-w-who is she?
>>
>>72554750
my wife
>>
>>72554698
Everyone self absorbed enough to take that test gets INTP, ENTP, INTJ, ENTJ. Congratulations you have the "smartest" personality. Too bad you're a dumbass in real life lmao
>>
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>>72554750
my gf
>>
>>72554765
My company had me and all the other employees take the test.
>>
>>72554763
>>72554768
lads? is it a wife or gf?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iu7Cd9-ZjA
>>
denmark is the canada of europe
>irrelevant but well-liked
>constitutional monarchy
>red and white flag
>northern
>known for bacon
>>72554788
she's my gf don't listen to the yank
>>
>>72554788
i cucked canada
>>
>>72554785
my comment still stands desu ne at least for that woman
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>>72554826
>desu ne
literally off yourself weeb
>>
>>72554705
r9k meme
>>
>>72554900
>meme
>>
>>72554768
She's very average
>>
>>72554926
Not every vagina has beef curtains.
>>
Beef curtains are a meme started by robots who never saw a vagina in real life.
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>>72555081
I've seen them on the internet and they look pretty gross.
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>tfw I wasted all my allowance on drugs
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>>72555081
I mean they exist, they just aren't a bad thing desu

>not sucking on a girls beef curtains and making her giggle
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nMXsxAyDhY
>>
>>72555152
>they just aren't a bad thing desu
Wrong. They're disgusting.
>>
>>72555175
>i suck cock
>>
Famous Writers who were INFP:

Albert Camus
George Orwell
J.R.R. Tolkien
CS Lewis
Virginia Woolf
A. A. Milne
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Edgar Allan Poe
Franz Kafka
William Shakespeare
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Homer

wow so many INFPs, that means I'm great just like them
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why the fuck is half of what is called classic rock not classic rock

nu-classic-rock:
aerosmith
guns n roses
van halen
styx
jethro tull
journey
whitesnake
pearl jam
(essentially all 80s and onward rock with the exception of the doors)

styx and jethro tull are alright, but these all others are shit and not classic rock. It's not classic just because it's somewhat old.
.
>>
>>72555175
I use to think pubes were gross when I was your age
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>>72555081
tmi dude
>>
http://www.theyetee.com/bindingofisaac/detail.php?itemid=BOA-Afterbundle

are these shirts fresh as fuck
>>
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>>72555245
>>
>>72555317
classic cascadian
>>
>>72555151
what do you take?
>>
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>>72555317
>bing, bing, WAHOO!
>>
>>72555237
>not using proper capitalization
I'd never do that.
>>
>>72555317
That's an ok street fit, but the guy's ugly and out of shape, so he can't really pull it off, take not lads, it's not how you groom yourself, it's how you look.
>>
>>72555317
they aren't that bad, most people would just think they're cool designs
anyway, I'm thinking of just getting the black/white one because the hanging Isaac is a bit too edgy for me to wear in public
>>
BRAAAAAAHPHPH
>>
>>72555410
>his flag is just Finland with shitty contrast
whos idea was this? even Aussie/New Zealand flags are less cucked than you guys
>>
>>72555330
molly
>>
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>Mexico
>paying for the wall
>>
>>72555215
>implying I dislike pubes
Beefcurtain are gross and you're a faggot for thinking they're not. And I don't mean labia are gross. I mean long, flabby labia are gross.
>>
>>72555436
>13 (THIRTEEN)(none 1(one) but 13(thirteen)) colonies
>>
>>72555436
>his city flag is literally Honduras
what the fuck?
>>
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zzzzz
>>
>first mexican post
>it's complete shit
>>
>>72555445
>impose a signfiicant tax on money sent from the US to Mexico
>the wall is paid for in a year
>>
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>>72555462
>his region flag is a baby UK
look whos talking
>>
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>>72555437
good lad
>>
>>72555493
would much rather be a baby UK than a baby central american hellhole
>>
>>72555445
It's in your best interest. You economy depends on ours, and we can cut you off like the parasitic leeches you lot are. It might hurt a bit, sure, but we'd be forced to for our bests interests.
>>
fuck us fuck canada fuck mexico, tell greenland i said fuck you
>>
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>I use drugs recreationally
>>
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tfw highly intellegent
>>
Journey is fucking horrid. Why do people act as if it was some patrician (meme) band of a past age when it had essentially the same reputation as Nickelback in its own time.
.
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>>72555475
hey dont be mean
its the SECOND mexican post
>>
>>72555515
can't we be friends and bully this cuck together
>>72555527
what did you say to me you little cuck
>>
>>72555527
>Faeroe Islands
>Phaeroe Islands
>Pharoe Islands
>Pharoa Islands
>Pharaoh Islands
WE
>>
>>72555552
god damn hipsters
>>
>>72555569
you crackkkers need to pay reparations to African Americans for centuries of slavery and oppression
>>
>>72555568
don't reply to the haitian
>>
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tfw highly intellegent
>>
I love Canadians
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>tfw the perfect American
>>
>>72555701
>not being a centrist
Literally kill yourself
>>
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>tfw got a captcha making me answer a English grammar question
>tfw i'm shit at grammar even tho its my first language
>>
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>>72555701
I think we'd be friends irl Conway
>>
>>72555743
4chan gold master race

google ain't going to make me do learning
>>
>tfw I was a bully in school
>>
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hmm
yes
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>>72555740
>muh library brain
Fuck off fagboi

>>72555745
y
>>
>>72555761
same, feels so good being at the top
>>
I am opposed to modern capitalism, gays, immigration, interventionism, and centralized government
>>
>>72555774
because we're right wing nuts who argue with gaytheists together
>>
If I met you guys in real life I'd punch you all in the face
>>
Small decentralized agrarian states are the ideal
>>
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/20/illegal-border-crossers-canada_n_15496388.html

based
>>
>>72555818
>tfw really shit at explaining Thomas Aquinas's arguments
It's fun tho

>>72555830
This
>>
>>72555853
I just stick with the teleological argument myself. I think its pretty self evident and easy to defend
>>
If I met you guys in real life I'd kiss you all in the face
>>
Everyone who isn't a centrist should fuck off.
>>
>>72555904
think you might be literally autistic lad
>>
>>72555904
my face has disease
>>
all rational arguments for the existence of god are shit

only an embrace of the irrational is acceptable
>>
>>72555904
what a whore
>>
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>lad
>>
>>72555904
B-but I have a bf

>>72555922
It's not supposed to be a rational belief
>>
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>he's in his centrism stage
Awww, sweetie...
>>
>>72555845
from what I get basically all will have asylum applications rejected. entering illegally just means they're allowed to waste tax money to be told that. if they try to enter officially they are rejected from entering, often specifically because they admit or are known to be in the US illegally and we don't admit criminals.
>>
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>Everyone who isn't a centrist should fuck off.
>>
>>he's in his centrism stage
>>
>>72555962
Umm, no human is illegal sweetie :)

>>72555888
>just say "That's not the point" whenever they bring something up
Works every time
>>
>>72555950
theres lots of people who try to explain it rationally
>>
>>72556052
Those people are dumb lol
>>
>>72555906
this
>>
listening to some ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj3S9b03Kkg
>>
*calls you a lad*
>>
>>72556086
>>72556086
>>72556086
>>72556086
New
>>
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