How do we save Japan's birth rates?

Impregnate cute jap girls

>>72550507
We don't. Just a few generations and anime is gone forever. Feels good man.

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>>72550507
Import millions of horny migrants to impregnate the women, this will also improve the economy and introduce more genetic diversity to japan

All memes aside, pay native Japanese to have children, in the form of tax breaks, lump sums, whatever. Whatever amount it takes to get people who wouldn't have otherwise done so to have a kid. You can even incentivize them using that payment to buy things in the short-term, so it stimulates the economy.

Finances for a nation can be worked around, even if driven to the point of bankruptcy(though Japan's are very stable, even with the large amount of debt). But you can't hand-wave more kids into existence. They can then work on reducing work hours, encouraging more free time, etc., things to help relationships, at a more gradual pace.

>>72550847
>pay and support
fucking this. I agree with the idea of how to increase the birth rate in France. JUST INVEST ON THE YOUNGER GENERATION. having children and taking care of them are more like a penalty or a forced work now.

>>72550507
If I'm not mistaken I think the reason people aren't is because of the expense and time, so probably just tax breaks or subsidies to make it economically neutral, or even beneficial to have more kids. as for time, they could just have mandated maternal leave and decreased legal working hours for couples.

Sure it might tank the economy for a bit, but once those kids come of working age both Japanese society and economy will be benefitted, as Japan already has a good education system and is industrialised. This is all assuming Japan doesn't just pull themselves out before the kids come of age.

also >>72550847

>>72550507
Take me there ;)

>>72550507
Remove everything related to anime, hentai, tentacle porn, vomit porn, scat porn and sex game shows. Maybe this double nuked country will recover from its mental sickness.

>>72550507
Its starting to increase and stabilize but if you want to increase it even more then give tax breaks and free day care

Bring them to Finland to look northern lights, make them pregnant then.

>>72555555
Septs confirm. Check'd.

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>>72555487

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>>72555555
The tree in the Sino of the ding can be decorated to unlock advanced units.

>>72555555
sounds like a septupalistic plan

>>72555555
We decorate with lights in the cold in the North. Who are we?

I would volunteer to singlehandedly inseminate all the women there between 18 and 40.

>>72555555
dangs finlan :DD

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pic related

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>>72555798
Achtung
>>72555603

>>72555814
Think that's how you can save all of us too.

>>72555814
Really activates my brain synapsys

>>72555814
that would just activate their wifi and cause a mass suicide

>>72556713
>mass suicide
There would be some but most would just be forced outside IMO

>>72550507
get me a plane ticket

Please save Japan

>>72550507
>wanting to save God's mistake (a.k.a the Japanese)

Put chemicals in the water that make them want to have sex

>>72550507
Fuck off Burger.
Japan is a tiny, vastly overcrowded island.
If it had a few million less people their well being would improve. Their population density is one of the main reasons why their employment is so competitive and employers are able to get away with treating them like shit because with that many people trying to get into some form of employment, you're viewed as entirely disposable.

ban condom
ban abortion
ban 2d

>>72555814
Kill yourself.
You don't give a single shit about the lives involved, do you?
>>72556786
Stop posting you ignorant fucking piece of shit.

>>72557141
>If it had a few million less people their well being would improve
Yeah, who needs a workforce.

they are too tired to fuck after working for 16 hours

>>72557193
They can just outsource to any SEA country. Especially Malaysia. Also please invest in eastern Malaysia please.

>>72557258
*purchases Malaysian textile products*

>>72557141
The problem is that their population is getting older and, besides not working, a bunch old people increase government spending on healthcare

>>72557151
yes but japanese people don't have much sex to begin with

banning those 3 forms of contraception (yes, anime is contraception, get over it weeaboo neckbeard virgins) won't promote people hooking up

Maybe methods of courtship need to be overhauled?

>>72557258
Does throwing money at a malaysian 2hu fan artist count?

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Japanese birth rate has risen since 2006

>>72558423
Who? Miwol?

>>72550507
hey
you don't need to help us.
appreciate your help, but we can handle this.

>>72558467
Yeah

>>72550507
Are girls in pic entertainer? qt

>>72558491
Can I come over and get one of those crossdressing prostitutes that are popular over there instead then?

>>72550507
Aren't they making robots for everything now?

>>72558569
Is Amirul still posting in /jp/ or 4chan in general?

>>72558618
dunno, I only really go on /int/ anymore
i just follow the dude on twitter

>>72558592
well it's not like you'll father a child with that

i'm wondering the same thing though

>>72558760
well yeah, vaginas are gross
if they don't want help with the birth rate why not go for the guys instead?

>>72550590
Source
Also more like it, the only gaijin ones I can find are white women getting dicked by japs or jap girls screwing black dudes

>>72550507
Import white people for a breeding program, I volunteer.
(Yes I'm a fat neck beard)

>>72550507
With my yellow anaconda

fix working conditions/schedules, the expense of land/housing, and more opportunities for livable wages

>>72550507
More anime of course.

>>72558491
>>72558452
Is it true that the Japanese government gives couples tens of thousands of yen if they make a baby?

Also is Japan the country where they have a federal holiday for couples to stay home and have sex? (might be a different country)

>>72550507
Genocide China and replace the entire landmass with Japanese descent.
That would be extremely beneficial, as opposed to communist chinks.

>>72550590
sauce

>>72560853
>2017
>Me no understand google

What fifth-dimensional rock did you live under mate

>>72560975
Reverse image search brings up nothing, you jungle fuck. We should have dropped more napalm on your country desu.

>>72561064
Work on your google-fu burger, I already found the porn on sadpanda while you fumbled on the keyboard with your grubby fat fingers

Don't need napalm to drop some heat son B^)

>>72558452
that's nothing. you dumb bastard

>>72558452
false birth rate

>>72555555
I agree. Finnish are Asian enough for reproduction purposes with Japanese. We don't want to ruin decent human breeds after all, eh?
I have heard that Kalevala and Moomins make Japs wet, meaning that they probably are already interested in meeting Finnish people.

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why you guys worrying about Japan?

you have to solve your own birth rate.

>>72555002
>1.26
>1.45
Wow what an amazing increase!

Why have you posted a photograph of Taiwanese school-girls in a thread about Japan?

>>72550847
Wrong approach. Baby bonuses provide incentives for the poor to breed, but these are the people who should be breeding least, and who breed the most already.

A good incentive system is one of income-scaled penalties for being unwed, or for having no or only one child after certain threshold ages. Not only does this provide better and more pro-social incentives to breed, it also ensures that childish subjects have at least some of their resources directed to future generations rather than selfish consumption.

>>72550847
>You can even incentivize them using that payment to buy things in the short-term, so it stimulates the economy.
Gee, why not just break windows?

>They can then work on reducing work hours, encouraging more free time, etc., things to help relationships, at a more gradual pace.
You don't understand Japanese society or relationships.

>>72562634
>childish
Of course, I meant to write "childless", but I suppose there's a sense to the error, too.

>>72562489
USA stat here is wrong

France has a higher birthrate

>>72562634
Hi /pol/