Hygiene Thread

1. Finlan
2. Once per day
3. Never, last time 5 years ago or smth

Germanistan
At least once a day, most of the time 2 times (sex/gym)
Yes. Maybe every second day.

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>>72550197
>Canada
>every day when working, every other day otherwise
>you know it; pubes, underarms, legs, face, etc.

flag
once a day
every 6 hours

>>72550286
>you know it; pubes, underarms, legs, face, etc.

nice

>>72550197
1. moist
2. when i need to
3. trim for the bitches so they can give bjs without tingling in the nose. shave armpits to cut down on deodorant stick costs ;)

>shitaly
>i shower the less i can but i don't go out if i am dirty, in this way i take 3 shower a week
>i am not homo

>>72550197

USA.

Twice a day.

Not often, should I?

>>72550457
>shave armpits to cut down on deodorant stick costs
Doesn't that itch really bad though?

>>72550497
>should I?
yes :)

>>72550567
don't shave against the grain? no, it doesn't

Heaven of weeaboo
>shower
No.,Bath.
No.

>>72550197
Flag
Once a day, twice in the summer
Occasionally trim, never shave anything besides my face

ITT normies

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>shaving your pubes

Do millennial 'men' really do this?

>>72550694
Yes this is normal. Pretty much everyone I went to school with did this (graduate high school 2007).

>>72550197
once a day
yes; every week

>>72550694
Yes? It's common courtesy.

Do you expect a blowjob? Then don't have a nasty-ass forest of uncontrolled pubes down there. The experience should be pleasant for both parties.

Spen
Every one or two days
The only part of my body that has touched a razor was my face three years ago

>>72550773
there is nothing wrong with nasty-ass forest of uncontrolled pubes

GOAT Britain
once every 2 days
idk probs like once every 2 months, just when it gets TOO hairy. protip: bitches love pubes, reminds them of daddy

>>72550773
t. woman

>>72551011
do your pubes ever get stuck in your foreskin and hurt? I always wondered this.

>>72551070
i dont even know what you mean desu

>>72551120
idk I mean sometimes like a ball hair or something will get stuck in your pants or whatever and hurt I was just wondering if sometimes they get stuck in your foreskin and get pulled on

>>72550197
USA USA USA
nightly
never; no point

>>72551070
Mine used to before I started shaving regularly. They sometimes got caught under it and while it didn't hurt, it was definitely uncomfortable.

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>>72551177
whet the feck

>>72550197
Éire
Once every few days
Never ever

>>72551507
Doesn't the ball and ass smell bother you after like 2 days?

>>72550197
1. cro
2. once a day
3. ye but with electric razor extension

>>72551597
I don't get smelly. Unless I scratch my ass, then my finger smells awful but that goes away after a short while.

>>72550197
1. Apezil
2. 2~3 times per day
3. Yes, everyday

>>72551672
I see. My ball funk is very pungent after 1 day of skipped showering.

Twice a week, do not shower on weekends because I don't get out of the house

When the hair is too long

2x~3x/day.

>>72551885
That's a lot but explains why Brazilians smell so nice all the time.

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>>72551775

>>72551978
Is this a sink for midgets? I don't understand I am not a midget.

>>72551978
Murkans are too fat to use a bidet

>>72550679
this

>>72551177
no but your jewish messiahs probabaly told you we did

>>72552027
it's a little fountain where bitches wash their pussies. italian """"""""""""""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""""""""""""" also use it since they are gigantic pussies

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>>72552027
high quality post my friend

>>72550197
>
>in average every second day or when i am very sweaty/dirty
>depends on who i plan to meet

>>72552248
What the fuck why don't they just wash their pussies in the shower?

>>72552248
Estonian oblast' TOTALLY BTFO Italy

>>72550197
>Flag
>Once a day
>No, I don't touch any hair below the neck since I'm not a lady

1. The Queen fo the Southern Hemiphere
2. Once per day, usually in the mornin.
3. Did it once and didn't liked to be honest.

>>72552360
they are so short they fear drowning in the shower

>>72552360
you are supposed to use it everytime you take a shit, it's also very easy to use it before/after sex/masturbation

>>72552530
What percentage of Italian homes have these?

>>72552568
100%
it's mandatory by law

>>72550197
1 Bolan
2 Once a day on weekdays, twice if I go running, never on weekends
3 Fuck no, I only once trimmed my pubes and it felt like sleeping with my dick in a haystack that night, I'm never gonna make that mistake again.

>>72550595
lol what if you have shit in you ass and it detaches and starts flowing in your bath water?

no u
once/twice a day
most of the time

every other day
no but I trim them when they start to get out of control

>>72550694
I thought only fags who post pictures of their legs in striped stockings on /v/ did it. normal people just trim them so you don't look like a prepubescent boy, and a close trim won't be getting lose hairs in anyone's mouth. you should shave your balls though

>>72550773
I thought Ontario wasn't cucked outside of Toronto.

>>72552854
>personal hygiene means you're cucked

This is why you're a laughing stock, America.

>all these hairy 3rd world spic balls
absolutely disgusting desu

while i like my men's foreskin's uncut, i like their balls the opposite!

btw im a girl

>>72550197
USA
most the time once per day, I skip sometimes, its good for your hair
Never

>>72551070
lol

Pretty good thread right here

>>72554803
Thanks :)

Portugal (aka Moortugal)
once or twice a day
once a month

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Why are men so disgusting? Trim those jungles.

>>72550197
1. Oz
2. every other day
3. No, why would I

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>>72554562
>while i like my men's foreskin's uncut, i like their balls the opposite!
>being into eunuchs

Well hello there.

>>72555704
what? too much pubic hair is gross. i like a bit but not too much

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>>72550197

1. USA
2. Twice/day
3. Nope, but I do trim them short. My ex complained once that not having pubes makes me look effeminate so I've always maintained a 5 o'clock pube shadow since then.

>>72555758
I was making a joke about how you'd like their balls cut, not ball hair.

God.

>>72551940
Sometimes its too damn hot

>>72554502
It's called shampoo, silly.

>>72555766
>trim them short
This, skin shave itches a lot, also trim armpits because can't go to the gym looking like a monkey just because i'm brazilian

>if you shave your pubes off you're a woman
>if you let them grow wild you're a 70's pornstar/brute
Is trimming the radical centrist option?

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Now I shower probably on average 4-5 times per week (during the summer, however, that number would be 6-7 times per week). However, as little as 2 years ago I was extremely unhygienic, I would literally only shower once per week, and even then it wasn't a real shower, I would only rinse (no soap, no shower gel, no shampoo, etc.). I must have smelled like a homeless person, it's pretty insane when I recall it now, especially since I was a full time uni student back then.

But despite my tremendous improvements in hygiene, there's no way in hell I'm ever going to be enough of a desperate faggot to unironically shave or even trim my benin. Maybe if some day some female has a brain malfunction and decides that she wants to do benis in bagina with me, then I'll trim, but otherwise it's completely pointless.

>>72555924
femanon here


shave your balls so i can lick them ;)
and trim with scissors the stuff above your dick, so it doesnt get too hairy, but some hair is nice

1 or 2 showers a day depending on day activities.
I shave my shaft and balls, and trim everything else short. Do this every 3 weeks.

>>72556033
Okay. My ass is pretty hairy, I guess that's just muh Irish heritage.

>>72550197
Merica
Daily
No, I'm old and married.

>>72550197
Once every 2 days because I don't go out very often.

>>72556033
How do you even shave balls ?
When I trim the hair on them it already takes so much time and is so annoying to do.

>>72556430
i have no idea how people get it to porn star levels of perfect, but i just go over it a couple times, just grabbing random parts of skin to stretch out. it's easier to maintain than it is the first time since shaving long hairs is a pain

2. One and a half times per week, or three times in two weeks, on average.
3. Yes. Maybe once a month is my best guess.

I'm an eastern burger.
I shower every day or every other day. I value being clean and my hair being soft.
I shave everything below my eyelashes. Hair is disgusting.

>>72556509
>Hair is disgusting.
That seems neurotic.

>>72556481
I guess I always wait till the hair is too long, I think it takes me half an hour to trim pubes+balls.
Do balls feel scratchy like pubes when you shave ? I mean is the sensation worse than trimming ?

>>72556600
nah never have any ingrown hairs or itchiness from shaving my balls, they get scratchy if you let it grow back though because it's stubbly. my pubes get insane amounts of ingrown hairs and razor burn when i shave but balls are easy

>>72556629
Oh cool thanks, gonna try shaving just my balls then.

Use Nair (or Veet).

Works wonders, and you can finally be the beta nu"male" trap sissy faggot whore you were always meant to be.

And don't forget to take your estrogen. ;)

flag
generally, three
sometimes

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>>72552681
?
Don't you use useful function of toilet seat?

>>72556047
You shave the shaft of your penis?
That can't be good

Australia
Once a day, I feel icky if I got more than a day without a shower.
Probably once every two weeks I shave.

>>72558240
Do you not have any hand-eye coordination?

>>72550250
>>72550250
>>72550250
>>72550250
>>72550250

Korea
One per day
No, I have not enough

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I usually shower once a day and only trim my pubes every other month.

>>72558679
Any is too many

>>72558619
Irrelevant. I meant having hairs on your dick must be pretty bad and then to shave them and have stubble must be worse.

>>72550197
1. Flag
2. Twice per day
3. Like once every 2 months

>>72550694
Nah I don't

Huezil.
2~3 per day
once a month

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1. sweden
2. unironically like once a month or less
3. no

>>72559277
>>72559022
For what purpose do you shower more than once? Are you obese and stinky?

Chile
Every day
I trim them from time to time because it gets crusty with old cum and shit.

>>72558987
It's alright, the stubble is soft anyway.

>>72550197
Freedonia

Once per day unless I go to the gym after work then it's twice a day.

No, I only trim my pubes with scissors once maybe every 6 months.

>>72550197
1. France

2. Once per day but 4/5 times I wash body bc of religion

3. No, they soft