Exotic gfs edition
plymouth is actually an alright place
>>72543573
Post sauce, I need a wank
>>72543573
beauty
anime
>>72543610
here
www.penisland.com
reckon theres nothing better for the ears than jazz
Any footy on today lads?
why is frozen food cheapest
surely it costs more in the process to maintain it at frozen temperatures
>>72543573
How's /pakigf2017/ going lads?
>>72543573
i'm in love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW7oPxIpS1w
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes aussies
>>72543597
Bunch of bum boys
>>72543634
did you listen to the new future album
>>72543634
Greatest American invention ever
>>72543600
because it lasts longer
hate this jewish cunt on uni challenge lads
TTYL :-)
just found out im gay lads
>>72543573
Truro is the second city of the UK
>>72543640
it actually isn't for the amount you get if you buy fresh food its cheaper because you can buy more and have it last longer
fresh food is actually significantly cheaper if you cook yourself
>>72543662
Shite there's none here
>>72543634
I read that incorrectly and was disgusted for a second
>>72543704
bit gay
>>72543704
Fucking hell lad, how did you find out?
>>72543671
hndrxx or future ? yes
>>72543662
Thats a Latina senpai
reckon theres nothing better for the ears than jizz
going to have sex in 10 days
rutland seems like a comfy place
>>72543573
If only all pakis looked like this
I think we're forgetting that 90% of them are fat, smell weird, have feint moustaches and sideburns
>>72543674
but that's just another benefit to the consumer, no?
>>72543753
>feint
> Lasers will soon become a key instrument of war – the US Army is to test a revolutionary fibre laser beam developed by defence firm Lockheed Martin that is so powerful it can hit targets located well over a mile away within seconds.
> The US Army will be testing out a new 60kW combined beam laser weapon that is small enough to be mounted onto its High Energy Laser Mobile Test Truck (HELMTT) over the next few months, in partnership with Lockheed Martin.
the future is bright lads
>>72543600
>>72543600
the lower quality of the food offsets the cost of freezing it (which isn't that much)
>>72543665
Imagine going to scrap a crocodile for a bit of English minge. Imagine being a bit of English minge and going along with someone's plan to fight a crocodile to win your minge and then not even giving him the minge he earned.
>>72543662
it's going terrible
>>72543741
Rutland? More like Runtland haha
>>72543760
hmm
>>72543753
*feints with my right and hits you with my left*
>>72543665
good video
aussies are mental
>>72543779
it's not lower quality tho
frozen veg for example is superior if anything. but i can buy a kilo of frozen veg for like 50p but a broccoli alone which is mostly inedible stalk will cost me 50p
>>72543819
delete this post
https://twitter.com/Scottish_Tweets/status/657248841809436672
Aww yes, very impressive
>>72543753
Indians are divided
they either are really ugly or really qt
How do I self improve lads
Do them books work
chief keef might be the most innovative musician since luigi russolo
*ruts you like a hog*
Had problems keeping my willy in order today lads.
Was a 11/10 qt poo in loo girl with big chebs at the gym.
>>72543841
yeah read beaver towers mate
>>72543665
>10 cups of goon
>>72543665
He's clearly a bit slow
>>72543662
Not good sadly
Saw a cute Indian at uni
>>72543665
absolute nutcase
>>72543841
stop looking for improvement
just live as you want to
Odd shaped rock or pyramid?
>>72543845
>>72543841
literally just start watching corrie
worked for me
>>72543839
>>72543662
>>72543573
>hate pakis
>find these ladies incredibly attractive
I'm torn lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew0XWd-blwE
*walks around the darkened streets of new mombasa finding my scattered odst squad during the covenant siege of the city*
>>72543835
shan't
>>72543865
He'd doped to high heaven on painkillers m8.
It's been a difficult day lads, feeling a little bit emotionally drained desu :S
>>72543893
Most pakis who dress like that are entirely westernised
t.knower
>>72543895
ODST was shit mate
>>72543848
all your posts are shit
>>72543725
the latter
let the ex gf move in rent free (no sex)
why am i such a pushover?
ah yes another political show tonight with the candidates
the dabs yesterday were not enough
>>72543893
1. She's Persian
2. Only the men are awful
this blonde girl on university challenge is right little strumpet
>“It’s so desperate for Labour that it’s also nearly a ‘full house’ across standard demographics. Only members of non-white communities offer up a Labour lead over the Tories, with DEs tied. When 18-24s split 41% vs 29% for the Conservatives, Labour can only be in some sort of historic mess.”
>18-24s split 41% vs 29% for the Conservatives
wtf I love millennials now!
>>72543879
I want to live well though I just don't seem to have the means to do it
>>72543791
but they're going out again so it probably worked
>>72543923
all your posts are shit
>>72543965
Can I move in too? :3
>>72543665
absolute madlad
>>72543989
define living well
>>72543974
le pen shouldn't be allowed to run
>>72543893
they are all Indians anyway, except that one girl who is Persian
the OP girl is a yank Indian from California
>>72543981
nah she's ugly
>>72543933
literally kill yourself, not even being funny
bet you loved halo 4
>>72544001
Literally the first time I've ever posted on 4chan, one of my friends on Reddit recommended it.
>tfw waking up for work this morning and screaming I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE whilst showering and getting dressed
this Baliol team is rapid
>>72544005
i'll have to ask her first
>>72543841
start meditating and workout out
I read Sun and Steel and that pushed me to start lifting
>>72543936
Not an argument
Is London (dare I say it) (yes) the greatest city in the civilised world?
>>72543634
You misspelled 'jizz'.
>>72544066
remember anon, you are nothing but an insignificant slave of mr. noseberg
>>72543982
lib dem surge imminent
Haven't been to lectures since January
>>72544110
No, fuck off poo boy
>>72544110
all your posts are shit
>>72544054
nope. 1 - 3 were the best. disregard everything else
>>72543841
>>72544102
I started climbing as a new year's resolution and I feel fucking great
Has anyone ever been asked about not having a facebook account in a job interview?
>>72544102
Are you the Canadian that thinks you're a philosopher?
>>72544110
That's a funny way of spelling Lisbon
>>72543893
its scientifically proven that brown (not black) girls are by far the most attractive for Caucasian men followed by Asians who rank slightly above white girls
>>72544066
>tfw waking up for work and fantasising about just not going in, ringing your manager up and telling him to fuck off
"lifting" is the dumbest sport by far
ah yes let me lift things up before putting them down
just do a teams sport or a martial art
>>72544151
you must be pretty high up by now
DAILY reminder that burnout 3 was the BEST game for the PS2
>>72544102
lol what a pretentious fag
>>72544194
I 'lift' but don't really consider it a sport, just makes me feel and look good hehe.
>>72544194
Not when ur mom and sister are feeling my rock hard abs!! Sucker....
>>72544154
>he got asked the virgin question
>>72544194
mate teach me how to speak french so I can post in /fr/ real fast
literally nothing makes my dick quiver more than an exotic beauty
must be those anglo colonial instincts kicking on
>>72544154
I was once asked for my facebook email and password
>>72543722
>>72544113
jizz in the ears isn't nice apparently
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489897869618.webm
>>72544204
Yea I'm pretty high
>>72544110
t. Muhammed al-Azir farah j'dah Shafi'i Osama mulshamma Zayd Qayrawani Hanafi al-hab'b ut-Tahrir bin Farhdad aldibi Adha Jahannum al-Eid
Any of the lads from the August Leeds meetup here?
Was a good night desu, wish I'd took someone's number
>>72544214
>not Medal of Honor: Rising Son
>Not Need for Speed: Underground
>Not LOTR: The Two Towers
loooooool
>>72544227
>mom
Kill yourself
London is the center of civilisation
>>72544214
>what is Simpsons Hit and Run
>>72544066
I DON'T WANNA BE THE REASON WHY
>>72544214
Patrish taste my man
That or Sly 2
>>72544282
>center
F O Y
O
Y
>>72544246
why? please elaborate
*breathes in deeply*
CHHUNNNNDDDERRRRRRRR
>>72544267
>wish I'd took someone's number
bit gay m8
>>72544171
I read a lot and try to put it to practice.
recently for the last few months I've worked in practising Yi Jin Jing (Shaolin boxing) as part of my morning routine as part of my commitment to physical and spiritual harmony
>>72544214
Ratchet & Clank is the correct answer
>>72544194
*plays badminton*
>wowee surely the girls will like me now!!
>>72544276
>Honor
FOY
>>72544277
I was using yank language for hyperbolic effect, you just don't understand comedy kid...
>>72542660
is that really Southend?
extremely peng
>>72544293
>>72544317
reddit: the poster
seriously fuck off
>>72544148
1-3 and odst
odst was just an add on to 3 really, expanding more on that whole thing with new mombasa
>>72544326
wait do u practice a sport because of girls?? just do it because it pleases you while still being a proper physical activity you utter spacker
>>72544102
>>72544317
Mate what the fuck are you on?
>>72544326
Badminton is a GOAT sport, end yourself
>>72544317
Just do fucking boxing ye sprout
You'll not surpass my guard with that chinky shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjLpVUnUTGU
need an Australian sister gf
>>72544214
dq viii m8
best character btw
>>72544372
you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
>>72544326
>not liking badminton
>>>/out/ofhere
>>72544372
>New Mombasa
WE WILL SPACE N SHIIIIIEEEEETTTTT
>>72544316
would be nice to do another meetup, i wasn't one of the gay ones
think they bummed desu
might get into the ol' bed
>>72544311
so they could see all my posts, photos etc
>>72544329
assumed it was spelt that way as it's presumably a yank game (?), should have stuck a (sic) in hehe.
What does heem mean lads
Genuinely hope all people who go the gym get crippled by their beloved weights dropping on them
>>72544399
*grapples you in literally any way*
*your entire school of fighting goes down the drain*
>southern belsen trains
oh haha good joke
>>72544421
I'm already there ;)
>>72544434
>being this much of a newfag
>>72544376
alri twiglet
>>72544382
>>72544414
is that what the PE teachers made you do when the alpha lads were lifting LOL
>>72544276
>>72544293
>>72544296
>>72544320
>>72544407
Never owned a PS2 lads just so you know
>>72544151
Did you know Igor Bogdanoff boulders font 7c?
>>72544399
used to box regularly
had to leave my boxing gym when I moved to a different town but looking to start up again soon after I quit my current job
kung fu is not so much for fighting as it is for preparation and total physical awareness. it builds muscular control and flexibility which translates well in any fight
think the steak im eating might possibly have gone off
So sad!
rate my art installation idea:
i buy up an entire street of properties in a white, affluent area of london
i make every one into a lycamobile and hire pakis to run them
>>72544434
It's a verb meaning "to knock out".
Taken from ebonics, particularly the phrase "heem sleep" which itself is translated as "he is sleepy" which is used humorously by black men to refer to other negroids (or white men) who have been knocked unconscious.
t. expert
WORST thing about the lifting runts is how they talk about food
"ah yes i must not eat a crisp right now my gluten rate will be fucked"
"hmmm, another fine meal consisting of brown rice and chicken breast"
"soda? nah dont drink that, too caloric mate"
fucking benders just eat
>>72544413
>>72544419
absolute runts
you actually disgust me desu
>>72544214
WHITE RIOT I WANT TO RIOT
WHITE RIOT A RIOT OF MY OWN
switched to vegetarianism the other day and my shit has been literally green since
ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND
https://youtu.be/VfP2cCaFetA
>>72544529
why are you posting here?
10-2 lol
Imagine your life being so shit that you have to live somewhere like Middlesbrough.
>hip-hop is for nigge-
*blocks your path*
Oh, my workplace had a town hall meeting today in a bar
It was crowded, I felt faint and had to go out to get some fresh air
>>72544434
Back when Alistair overeem was fighting in pride and k-1 the Japanese announcers would pronounce his name as over-heem and because he got a lot of good knockouts the name stuck
>>72544553
i do what i want fuck off
>>72544151
>>72544510
Pic related
>>72544568
hello nigger
>>72544562
would join the military no doubt. Christ.
DO NOT ENGAGE IT
>>72544546
good lad
make sure you eat plenty of nuts, beans and spinach
>>72544562
how do you feel that you'll never be white
>>72544451
learn Judo to cover grappling
>Judo
>Wrestling
>Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
And
>Boxing
>Kickboxing
>Muay Thai
Pick one from the top and one from the bottom. Ideally make your choice by which of the schools near you have the best instruction.
this will cover you in practically every fight
you can learn other schools but these are probably the most practical.
>>72544529
>just eat
ahh yes advertisement shills on /brit/ now
just renewed the ol' 'chon pass lads
>>72544589
>i do what i want fuck off
fuck off
>>72544214
>anything but GTA:SA
straight busta
also good lads:
>>72544293
>>72544544
>tfw 5 of the 6 people from my training group sit on the opposite side of the room from me
It's my own fault, I drove half of them away and I don't like being with others anyway but still it hurts
>>72544544
this ost (and 2) got me into nearly everything on it
>San Andreas was better than Vice City
H O W L I N G
Thoughts on this vid lads
https://youtu.be/EdCOII8rA5s
>poleaboo is back
cool
>>72544658
It was tho
>>72544582
giving you a (You) to get the runts riled
A couple of paki girls pushed iin front of me on the train today
I mumbled "fucking paki", another paki female turned around
I hate how smug paki females are, there were like 10 of them on my train carriage, all wearing headscarves
>>72544614
*pull out my draco on you*
what now?
DO
NOT
ENGAGE
IT
>>72544359
redditors are content to wallow in their current state and never strive for more
reddit is a crab bucket
>>72544658
piss off reddit
san andreas was objectively a better game
>but muh aesthetic
ah yes great fun to drive around doing literally nothing
bought a 2 bed flat in aarhus
>>72544513
Lad I've seen the karate kids come in to do their Kung fu after boxing training and it consists of making stupid noises and poses. They even have a framed picture of some chink that they keep next to the Mats. Weird.
Yes yes, post real bangers lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbsuytErbHw
>>72544658
was though
san andreas was peak GTA
moved in with a couple
definitely going to hear them shagging on a regular basis when I'm trying to sleep
>>72544633
i want to vicariously commit suicide through you
best gta is gta 4
>>72544529
Knew a skinnyfat sperg who used to weigh his chicken and do other absurd things to prepare himself for the 'elite' raf regiment haha.
He actually washed out of basic about 4 weeks in as well.
cooking a casserole x
>>72544738
how many times do I have to tell you to fuck off
That Baliol team will easily will the entire tourny.
>>72544720
what;s the rent like
>>72544677
could you stop posting now. ta.
>>72544720
Record their sex sounds and make it into an artistic mix tape or something and sell it to a DJ.
>>72544728
kek
>>72544614
Don't do judo if you don't want fucked up knees
the main gtas are ranked in the order they were released
maybe 1 was better than 2
>>72544738
>>72544658
vice city is overrated as fuck
>>72544658
t. nostalgia glasses and muh 80s vibe
SA was so much better in nearly every way
>>72544756
what are u gonna do cunt
>>72544607
Whiter than you are paki Smoggie cunt.
>>72544772
4 hunna
>>72544711
karate is mostly wank and the teachers are often scammers milking parents for money
it all depends on which school and what you want out of it
like I said kung fu isn't useful in a fight unless you're like a black pagoda master which is not many people
its more like yoga but more aggressive.
>>72544769
used to be decent at Uni Challenge but I seem to have gotten worse in the last year of so, Dad merks me now.
>>72544769
hate that jewish cunt
NEED to exterminate him
@72544813
I'm going to fucking heem you, l'Muhammed
>>72544568
Just because you put a monkey in a tuxedo, it's still just a monkey.
>>72544620
sick of doing captchas and i don't care about the money but i don't want to pledge another year of my life to this website
>>72544812
>I have a job unlike 99% of the posters here so I get an hour or two to myself
>not working at a place where you do fuck all and can shitpost on the job
step your game up mo
>WOTLK was better than TBC
S C R E E C H I N G
describe what /int/ was like without generals
>>72544840
Who, their captain? He wasn't that annoying and he was clearly super smart, carried the team. Seen much worse cunts.
No one is anywhere near as annoying as that tranny who has made multiple appearances now.
>he doesn't practice 詠春
I would destroy anyone in this thread with my 镖指.
>>72544906
dunno, only started coming here last year
new drake album is way too long
>>72544658
SA-MP was GOAT
>>72544909
would still lamp it into that tranny
>Konnicihiwa was better than Gang Signs and Prayer
C R E A S I N G
reminder that this is one of the men behind these posts, staring at your posts through the other side of the internet and possibly touching his paki penis to them
>>72544906
I'm more interested in what it was like without flags
sounds shit
>>72544918
love that part in IP man 2 where the western boxer just wallops those chinky bastards
>>72544930
remember all the hype around views and if you're reading this
why didn't I even know about this one? is it bad?
>>72544950
Would honestly heem him if I saw him walking the streets of Manny.
>>72544812
are you still transitioning?
IV > SA > VC > V > III
don't @ me
>>72544966
lowkey, somewhat surprise release
it's not particularly good
if you're reading this was huge because it was fantastic
SA:MP was a top game, made good mates on that
>>72544950
He's literally insane, like approaching Tim-tier mental illness. I guarantee he will commit suicide in the next 5 years.
>>72543573
irish qt éliza
>>72544964
kek I loved that and how ballsy the guy was, felt a bit bad for the old cunt who got twatted though desu, he redeemed himself for me earlier.
>>72544875
I like my job
>>72544950
Incredible how much laser has helped
Don't even need to shave 80% of my face anymore
>>72544882
Very nice
>>72544510
What's a 7c in American units (V#)?
>>72544984
he overloaded his endocrine receptors or something and fucked himself up by taking too many pills over the recommended dosage
>>72544998
Absolutely agree with this
Remember that shite Kanye album?
The entire thing was him copying peoples songs and making stupid noises over them
One song was literally a phone call
>>72545005
>lowkey, somewhat surprise release
ummm no sweetie x
>>72544984
Yes
Trying to find skinny jeans that fit me
My thighs are too big for men's
And a women's size 30 is a bit too loose
>>72545043
Wrong
My E is in female range
>>72545073
>Remember that shite Kanye album?
oh you must mean all of them
drake is utter shite
>>72544948
they are both shit and grime in general has a track record of producing shite albums
made in the manor was the only good album from a grime in a long, long time and it's arguably not even grime
>>72545073
808s?
never heard it 2bh
star67 is the tune of the century
>>72543634
skap a babbity boopity bop slap bap ba de da doo
>>72544906
basically sp before janitors
>>72544958
was dead as fuck desu
its literally world frog day
>>72545112
thisss
>imagine being a paki tranny
is it true that in middlesbrough they put a spoonful of cooking oil in their cups of tea and coffee?
>>72544906
argentina is hwite
>>72545112
GYALDEM
>oh you must mean all of them
well FIRST OF ALL
Akon is better than Drake
>>72545132
love frogs and toads
What's your favourite wurllstar video lads?
Here's mine
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=70d_1420522594
>>72545146
Better than being a standard paki
I wish ribena would just become a prostitute so that I can shag him and then not pay him and make him cry
>>72545161
they probably use waste sewage oil like in China
Which anime should I watch? the options:
>Giant Robo
>Fantastic Children
>Anazukin Chacha
>Detroit Metal City
big pimpin is the best timbaland beat, you cannot debate this
>>72545161
yes, but they tend to call it chip fat.
>>72544812
Poleaboo you have a job? Where/
Have you passed your driving test yet?
>>72545161
Yes it is. Fucking disgusting people. Should be nuked.
>>72545112
>>72545143
get out
leave
shoo
begone
exit
depart
oh dear
>>72545192
me too, they're pretty cool. When I have space I want to get a proper tank and get a couple sticky tree frogs
Can a Frenchman hook me up with some drugs???
>>72545196
Cba finding it but there's some flamboyant black gay bloke that slaps the soul out of someone at what looks like a festival
>>72545199
>>72545199
>>72545199
ACK ACK ACK
cat's brain must be utterly fried now that he is old. he spends hours a day awake sat staring at walls not moving
>>72545247
what does desi mean
>>72545295
do this but with a computer instead of a wall
honestly worried about how many brain cells i have left
>>72545295
Just hit the old boy a boot to the jaw and get it over with
business idea: pretend to be a muslim in /brit/ to trigger rorkes and get lots of (You)s
>>72545317
It's Indian for desu
>>72544658
>ywn bring San Andreas, dbz 3 and tekken 5 to your mates sleepover then go ballistic because you forget the memory card/cheat sheet EVER again
Good times
>>72545336
>pretend
>>72545317
indian/paki/bangladeshi/sri lankan diaspora
>>72545317
indian i tihnk. its what indians call themselves
>>72545317
desi means pakistani/indian/bangladeshi
Something is true if it is good.
>>72545295
How old is he? Might be dementia or something
>people STILL believe ribena is real and not a figment of cravens imagination
>>72545029
About v10~
Whatever La Berezina/Carnage in Fontainebleau is.
I need the cash, lads, but I'm no big guy. Am I going to get killed?
caralad is bicurious
benched 200kg today
on the DLR lads
>>72545295
Bodhidharma spent 9 years staring at a wall in a cave silently
>>72545416
this is illegal yes?
>>72545416
awful idea
i'm a big lad and would never do this
>>72545447
why?
>>72545391
15. he also has a big squishy lump on the bottom of his ribcage but if you press on it it doesn't hurt him
>>72545295
he has transcended your level of conciousness
>>72545416
looool is this real?
by 'eck it's grim up North
>>72545447
Listen mate nobody cares about LOTR
rogerian psychotherapist here
ask me anything
BAW WITH THE BAW BID DANG GIDDANG DIGGY DIGGY DAW WITH THE BAW BIDDANG GIDDANG DIGGY DIGGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUzlmWWdjEQ
>I don't rate Kanye
non-Paki edition when
>>72545219
>not Get Ur Freak On
nah
>>72545525
https://youtu.be/xY-oili63QQ?t=246
best kanye album is 808 & heartbreak
>>72545581
alri contrarian
>>72545342
Ah yes, a 'transvestite with comorbid mental health issues and a trainwreck of a life'. Funny how these things always go hand in hand isn't it?
>>72545581
no one cares nigger
>>72545581
fuck off frog
not welcome
>>72545591
>>72545591
>>72545591
rap is for children and criminals
Why doesn't Buckingham Palace become the official seat of power for the government? Not like anyone is really using it anyway.
>>72545490
15 isn't that old for a cat, you should take him to a vet
>>72545484
Those who turn from delusion back to reality, who meditate on walls, the absence of self and other, the oneness of mortal and sage, and who remain unmoved even by scriptures are in complete and unspoken agreement with reason
its most likely a parable or myth that he actually did it for 9 years though it is a real practice
>>72545619
>threads with naked men in a prostrated position being dominated by a latex-clad woman that are obviously going to be jannied
shan't be migrating
>>72545447
Are you Indian?
shots fired
zero compensation
janny'd
>>72545688
no
I just am interested in eastern ideas
Lookin' pretty good for her age ngl
Shite PM though hehe
Also fuck off janny you runt.
Ayn Rand actually isn't that bad
>>72545876
>>72545876
>>72545876
reee put the wrong pic
my cat's 42
small willy humiliation is the most patrician fetish
Good job janno
classic janny
please clean up caracunt spammer's mess, janny.
>>72543709
> He's never shopped at Iceland
I think it's because they use B grade meat and veg