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paki gf when

maisie

This is now a paki gf thread

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>>72539425
When you fuck off back to Syria terrorist

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NEED a tay tay gf

whats up atheist gamers

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*walks towards you*

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paki gf
audi on finance
barratt new build

the goal

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Good LORD

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emily

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>>72539457
>paki
>syria
fuck off abo cunt

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BREAKING

>>72539447
SNP will lose most of their seats in the next GE
most voted for them for a better scottish representation at westminster not endless referendums

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>>72539520
>Syrians aren't pakis

Are you retarded?

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>>72539450
allow me to propose a generic "exotic slag" thread instead

>>72539480
>coal burner

No thanks

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QUICK LADS

POST YOUR SLAGFU/gfFu/waifu QUICKLY

Nicola sturgeon literally said she wants remain voters from the UK to come and live in Scotland if they get "independence".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Scottish people are so fucking stupid. Honestly. Have fun filling your country up with lefty English uni twats, swiftly followed by pakis of all varieties. That is her endgame. Fill the country up with people who will continue to vote for her. Honestly, how are Scottish people so fucking dumb? There is absolutely nothing nationalist about the SNP, they just want to break up the union and join Europe. MUG EUROPEAN TRADE DEALS, despite 60% of your export trade being with England and the UK?

Absolutely howling at the state of Scotland and Scottish people. Almost hope you do leave the UK, just so I can watch you all cry when you realize what you have done.

You guys are playing games with my male brain.

>on way home earlier
>listening to All day by Kanye
>all day nigga all day nigga all day nigga
>loud as fuck
>window cracked
>stop at lights
>big black guy pulls up at side of me and gets out


Felt kind of awkward even though it shouldn't have been.

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me love you long time

>>72539561
Libe Barer

Any footy on today lads?

>>72539590
they're playing with my female(male) brain too

>>72539559
oh fuck off rorke
you don't shag white birds anyway you loser

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watched this and it's not even about us. what the fuck

I've always been curious lads. What ethnicity are Pakis? Pakistan is basically just a fabricated state to house Muslim pooloos who wanted to leave India during the independence process. And they're not Arabs but I don't think they're exactly Indian either. What are they?

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HNGHHHH>>72539548

My dad drinks 3 (330ml) beers every weeknight and that + maybe a bottle of wine on Fri/Sat

Need to stage an intervention baka

>>72539627
lol triggered.

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Rorkestead
I'm from Rorkestead

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business idea: sexy hijabs

>>72539575
Howling at Sturgeon's speeches on independence and how they sound exactly like the pro-brexit speeches and arguments.
Then I'm screeching at how she's going to gain independence only to give it back to the EU

whats this coal burner mess about
cant people shag who they want?

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look at this thread. what an absolute bloody state. total fucking mess. shocking.

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its a '/brit/ in heat' episode'

>>72539649
they're perso-arabo-indic-aryans

>>72539649
who cares. they're just inbred backwards scum. all you need to know.

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>>72539607
You

>>72539575
>>72539670
HAHAHA SCREECHING! XD PISSING IN ME PANTS!

*walks away and talks to someone else*

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>>72539609
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>>72539644
Rosamund getting BLACKED is an unforgivable Jewish crime. The white man just doesn't deserve this. When will it end?

>>72539668
wow so modest.

>>72539627
>you don't shag white birds anyway you loser
You're right. I have a latina gf lol

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>>72539561
excellent taste

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The hardest red pill I ever had to swallow lads...

>>72539661
kill yourself

>>72539713
(the idea is to destroy the concept of hijabs being modest)

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>I've lost the will to fight
>I was not made for life
>I've lost the will to fight
>I was not made for life

>Now I have known you
>For just a little while
>I feel I must be
?Wearing my welcome
>I must be moving on

>For my intentions
>Were good intentions
>I could have loved you
>I could have changed you
>I wouldn't be so
>I wouldn't feel so
>Consumed by selfish thoughts

>I'm sorry if I
>Seem self-effacing
>Consumed by selfish thoughts
>It's only that I
>Still love you deeply
>It's all the love I got

>>72539694
Nah, he was a right fat cunt I would have floored him.

A lot of black people I've met have been alright though. Its in the main cities and America where the niggatry is out of control.

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>>72539649
unironically aryan

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Rosario Dawson

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>>72539687

Nooooooo David rockefeller died

>>72539730
Don't know who most of these people are

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white gfs for white boys

>>72539746
>?Wearing my welcome

Ya fucked it

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>who cares. they're just inbred backwards scum. all you need to know.

>>72539755
one of my friends looks quite a lot like her.

>>72539649
mix between eastern Iranians, Afghans and Muslim Indians

>>72539698
yeah, go talk to some haggis you deep fried twat

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>>72539785

>>72539785
found a triggered paki lads

Syrians are unironically white

>>72539755
wait
shes the girl from Kids ???

>>72539730
>Alex Jones
>only one plane of existence

brainlet

>>72539755
you post her post manish expressions and positions you fucking gaycunt

>>72539796
Epic joke xD posting this to reddit

>>72539829
Me in her pants

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>>72539781

why is it worse to say nigger than paki despite the fact that asians are the dominant uk minority? doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me desu

>>72539829
me down her trousers

>>72539842
>pants
FOY

Only British proxies here...

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me on the left

>>72539607
I have a black friend. he never uses the word nigger and he hates hip hop.

>>72539854
who cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvpVWmZz2Q

>>72539854
paki(stan)
bit of a silly question

>>72539854


The term has much deeper historical ties

Also, paki is more like nigga

>>72539854
paki isn't an insult is it?
only people who get insulted are Indians when I call them paki

Imagine being rich and living in the Hollywood hills. Wake up whenever the fuck you want, do some coke, get dressed (shorts, shirt and shades), ride around in your Ferrari, go to the beach and find some sluts and then party until 6am.

Then you can do it all again the next day.

FUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE. I NEED TO WIN THE LOTTERY. PLEASE GOD

>>72539890
haven't got time to watch it. what happens?

>>72539854
Paki is as insulting as Brit.

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>>72539892
there are more black people in this video than there is in the ENTIRETY of Scotland

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Do you donate blood? Donated for the 4th or 5th time today

>>72539910
runt mentality

Education is FREE in Scotland. How are they all so mind numbingly stupid?

>>72539910
What a runt mindset

3rd eye wired shut.

>>72539890
-DONT OPEN THIS


I REPEAT DO NOT OPEN THIS

NSFL

GIRL GETTING HER HEAD BASHED IN

>>72539925
She gets killed

>>72539896
nigger(ia)

>>72539910
ah yes, la dolce vita

>>72539925
>girl balances her phone on her head
>lad tries to break the phone with what can only be described as a massive concrete pillar
>she gets brain damage

>>72539910
Honestly if I suddenly became rich it'd just enable me to stay inside and browse the 'chon even more but be a lot more comfortable doing it.

>>72539890
i don't understand why they would be doing all this and not raping her

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>>72539890
>look of terror on that monkey's face

drumpf acts like how a poor man imagines being rich is like

>>72539906
pakis call each other pakis in the same way blacks call each other nigga. bit different when a pasty faced nigel calls you it.

>>72539910


Runtiest post I've read in an age

>>72539942
I do it 3, or 4 times a day. It pays for my food cause they always give me a cookie.

>A man who allegedly tweeted an animated strobe image to a journalist with epilepsy has been arrested and charged with cyberstalking.

What do the far right groups in the UK do other than protest? Are they involved in terrorism, etc?

>>72539949
Being taught by Scots

>>72539973
just endears him to the electorate

5d chess

>>72539854
worse in what respect? they both hold equal weight in the eyes of the law. retardedly enough.

>>72539961
Nigeria

>>72539890
ISIS have done worse

Seen a man get his head bashed in with a boulder until he puked lumpy chunks of what I can only assume was his liquified brain

>>72539949
not believing immigrants are cause of all england's problems =/= stupidity

>>72539910

What a brainlet deano

>>72539998
being racist and spreading lies about immigrants

>>72539999
>>72540000

>>72539946
>>72539954
>>72539988
Doing drugs, being rich, shagging loads of sexy slags, having a huge house in the hills and owning exotic cars.

Sounds runt as fuck.

>>72539968
Nah, not me. I love being outdoors and doing shit. Got lots of hobbies, love cars and bikes but my funds limit how much I can enjoy myself.

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/brit/, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

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>>72539882
Fuck off we're full

>>72540060
>checking quads
>rasheed

Ah yes, the 'dit has arrived

on te nique ta mère ou on the ra-ta-ta

>>72540093
>gif
fuck off

>>72540076
Never forget Joe Cocks

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>>72540076

>>72540110
Yes pakis go ratata at music gigs very good pierre

>>72539788
pics?
>>72539834
huh?

>>72540086
data analyst desu

listening to jazz

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>>72540086
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/mar/18/my-mum-always-told-me-i-was-white-like-her-now-i-know-the-truth

>The only peculiar aspect to all this was the defining aspect of my identity. Because, although I look mixed-race, or black, my whole family is white. And until the man I called Dad died two years ago, I did not know the truth about my existence. Now, age 24, I’m starting to uncover where I come from.
>Before he died, my father consented to giving me a DNA sample. A year later, as my grief was still casting shadows over my every move like a black cloud, I finally mustered the courage to get it processed in secret. “I know that you’re mine,” he told me a few months after his terminal diagnosis.
>A test with my mother’s DNA added, proved there was no chance that my father was my own.
>Rage so strong it scared me coursed through my veins and hurtled towards my mother like a hurricane in our family home as I demanded answers. After I had grown hoarse from screaming, she finally confessed to a one-night stand with a black Irishman she met in a west London pub.

Yodelling

>>72540076
edgy

>>72540086
call centre man

>>72540110
ferme ta gueule

someone said that to me in /fr/ once I never forgot it

I listen to everything but country and (c)rap

>>72540145
*post her most

>>72540086
student
part time support worker

>>72539918
HOWLing and KEKEKing

>>72539649
Pashtun

It's pretty easy to take drugs and shag pretty girls mate. You're a runt for thinking that you'd be dramatically better off for it.

>I wanna live in Hollywood

lmao

>>72540180
Favorite Arctic Monkeys album?

>>72540177
wow thats mean
fuck you

>>72539890
need the source/story

>>72540159
You realise that the mother was Irish and the father (the cuck in your image) was English, correct?

Howling @ u

>>72540049
what was the point of this post? totally irrelevant. scottish people are stupid in almost every concievable respect in my experience. fat too. scottish people are also fat as fuck. fat stupid twats who want to destroy a powerful union because they hate england because of a mel gibson film. literally the only good scottish person ever was king james. who formed said powerful union.

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>(c)rap

Heart is literally racing writing a message to the oneitis

>>72540159
guffawing

>>72540248
>I listen to niggers chimping out for entertainment
hmm

>>72540259
give us some screenies lad

Just had a pot noodle for the first time in ages, not as good as I remember

>>72540223
elect marine le pen

>>72540223
yea it was very mean, I never went to /fr/ again

Is David Rockerfeller dead?

>>72540297
which flavour?

>>72540297
what flavour lad?

>>72540203
I do but the UK isn't exactly the most exciting, lavish place is it?

Hollywood is mint.

not even sad or anything just ran out of interesting things in my life
reckon i shall pounce on the rails tomorrow morning

>>72540044
seen this as well

he also looks at the camera while he's throwing up huge amounts of blood and while its flowing out of his nose

Just fucking ruined a mad paki in the last thread. Hopefully he'll do a suicide now.

>>72540317
fish and chips

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>>72540282
>>I listen to niggers chimping out for entertainment
>hmm

>>72540259
post the draft here la, i'll proof-read it.

>>72540282
bet you watch anime tho

What's the latest, gang?

>>72540326
consumerist runt

>>72540297
the only good ones were sweet and sour and now nowhere sells them
need pot noodle oout of business

in skengs we trust
big black rusty ones

>>72540360
I'm about to spark you out mate.

>>72540330
non

>>72540357
>gang
FOY

post grime

come to the conclusion that London is pretty shit
where can I go to get a European feel (good transport, central style)

DAVID ROCKEFELLER DID NOTHING WRONG

>>72540071
>Nah, not me. I love being outdoors and doing shit. Got lots of hobbies, love cars and bikes but my funds limit how much I can enjoy myself.
tfw my dream is to buy a bunker somewhere remote with internet connection and have a Tesco delivery to a designated location about once a month.

>>72540159


Father was English

Unlucky nigel

>>72540357
coming the realisation ive made a huge huge mistake with my degree but im almost finished in my first year now and i''ve already done a foundation so i cant really change
dont know what to do

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>>72540386

>>72540406
europe

what happened on the chase

>>72540403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h3TOEzdVU4

>>72540406
t' 'dam

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>>72540406
france

reckon the UK needs a bit of grime and hardship to do well. look at how many things the country is top at - music, film/tv, technological innovation etc. Same thing happens in America.

now look at Europe with their developed and comfy socialist paradises - they're all boring commie automatons.

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>luftballoon

>>72540348
>>72540354
Literal niggers on /brit/
LMAO!

>>72540317
>>72540325
Beef and tomatoes

Got a chicken and mushroom one to have another day too as they were on offer for 70p

>>72540259
Pics

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>>72539843
milky mommy

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sophie

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>Literal niggers on /brit/
>LMAO!

>>72540462
We just need a healthy dose of income inequality

>Hollywood is mint

you are beyond saving.

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>>72540461
'rance

>>72540519


>Sophie Howard > Sophie Bextor

>>72540459
don't speak dutch at all (inb4 it's not necessary)

>>72540461
speak only broken french, but it is pretty great.

>>72540540
don't need more of this I live in croydon

>>72540520
ribena's really come a long way

>>72540470
or worse yet, white lads who act like blacks.

>tfw you're on your bike and see some paki in a fast car wanting to race
>obviously doesn't know how fast a BMW S 1000 RR is
>let him go a little
>hit the throttle
>absolutely melt his face off

I love this bike.

>>72540519
her husband did very well for himself desu

mental that there's 7 billion on the planet and we were one of the lucky 60 million to be born in britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-btEg0fU8

check comments

>>72540556
>motorised fedoras

>>72540520
>>72540559
really looking forward to my pre-bed wank tonight

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new mumkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPLT5IhFxQ

>>72540556
paki btfo
motorbikes are the ultimate commuting redpill desu

>>72540556
*Stretches a razor wire between two trees at neck height*

GG

>>72540556
Ah yes, a bike that you most certainly do not have.

"Dear commander of the Japanese army in Nanking, We appreciate that the artillerymen of your army didn't attack to the Safety Zone. And we hope to contact with you to make a plan to protect general Chinese citizens who are staying in the Safety Zone... We will be pleased to cooperate with you in anyway to protect general citizens in this city." –Chairman of the Nanking International Committee, John H. D. Rabe–

>>72540598
ha ha le epic raid by the /lit/erati :)

>>72540470
i'm not actually a big fan of rap. some is okay, the ones that dont go on about money and drugs. i just made the assumption from your autism that you probably enjoy anime. which to be fair, is far, far worse than enjoying rap music. in that it literally nearly always means you're clinically autistic and socially inept

>>72540550
I don't speak any European languages but European holidays are fine for me
I just say please and thank you in the local lingo

>>72540598
didnt there was a thread abt her on /lit/ before?

>>72540638
saw the movie

quite a weird piece of history

how to identify a runt:

>they judge an eatery by the quantity, not quality of the food they receive
>they have one or more tattoos
>they watch reality TV
>they drink at 'spoons
>they only go on holiday to povvo resorts like malia
>they have no appreciation for art, history or classical music

>>72540559
cor BLIMEY

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REJOICE

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>>72540244
>>72540426

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this is now a motorbike thread
cagers out

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>>72540550
'ronce

>>72540403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cvjyobP900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm5tQamG-Qk
>>72540458
NOT grime and you know it

>>72540556


You don't own one you paki cunt

>>72540607
Bikes are cool as fuck. Women love them

>>72540629
Yeah, because I'm riding a sports bike in the woods you pleb.

>>72540633
Why not? I really like bikes and you can pick one up for 9k. My car only cost 7k so I spent a bit more on my bike.

Motorbikes make up 1% of traffic but 21% of accidents

*sexy strut*

>>72540733
You don't have one. Please stop lying. This thread is for honest Brits.

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>You were issued a warning!

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>>72540170
t. Mr Cocks

skeng in my pocket cant u see the bulge in my coat

>>72540688
is he dead

FUCK OFF

>>72540772
Let me guess, you were the massive brrrappptttttt posting proto-yank child?

>>72540778
*pings 500+*

would quite like to buy one of those cheap jap bikes that you can easily fix for literally no money and go backpacking

why is gaming so shit these days? all my favourite series (Metal Gear, Mass Effect) are just ruined

>>72540796
yes

>>72540671
there is nothing wrong with wetherspoons desu

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>>72540598


>HyperShot12
>What are your thoughts on international finance jewry and the danger it poses to the world? In my opinion, if the Jews plunge the world into yet another world war, then the result will not be the Bolshevisation of the Earth and with it, the victory of Jewry, but the destruction of the Jewish race in Europe. I recommend you read books on this subject.

>>72540671

v.good but add

>rides a motorbike
>involved in the motorbike scene

business idea: heem anyone who uses luftballoon in a sentence to pulp

>>72540813
leftism

unsightly hairs are growing out of my bodily moles

>>72540779
OwO whats this?

>tfw can't get a motorbike because I'm 6'2" and they only make them for micro men

>>72540813

u grew up :)

literally did not know there was black people in the uk before drake make a song with them lol

>>72540809
antelope bravo

>>72540813
>my favourite series (Metal Gear, Mass Effect)
plébéíán

>>72540671
my gf ticks all those boxes. she's mind numbingly stupid sometimes. but she's beautiful and i love her. and she has really, really good tits.

>>72540733
I would like to get a bike but the fact you're going to come off worst in 99.999995% of accidents puts me off

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>>72540801
based aussie

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelius_Dupree

Christ

>>72540839
Cut the mole off with nail clippers

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May's Britain lads

Gonna keep ignoring the cunts in the hope one of them comes to my house so I can tell them to fuck off

>>72540858
we have more brown people but blacks are way more represented in media and that

>>72540874
dont do this, i did it once and the mole got bigger
went to the doctor though and he said its nothing to worry about

>>72540895
*ahem*
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>72540813
get a pc and play real games with unlimited mods and player made content.

>>72540813
they were never good in the first place

(also developers are more lazy nowadays so they put less effort in and people still buy it)

>>72540671
Went to one of the art galleries in my city over the weekend and when I told my colleagues where I went on my weekend, they looked at me weird because they've never heard of the place before

>>72540898
>dear sir/madam

fuck off tranny

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>>72539730
want a laci gf NOW

>>72540870
>black

Don't care, lock him up

>>72540865
I know that and every other biker knows that, you just gotta stop being a fanny.

I know a guy who bought a bike (SV650) and he shit his pants everytime he hit the throttle. He ended up selling it 6 months later and getting his car back. Fanny.

>>72540858
drake has been bigging them up for ages
americans have known about black people in england for a couple years now

>>72540895
i have no BBC unfortunately

my niggas are the realest in towns your niggas are really some jokes

>>72540909
You cut the entire thing out you fucknut

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>this is considered a B-list sex symbol in America

>>72540928
lol

*gets diarrhea*

>>72540688
>Implying Rockefellers/Soros'/Rothschilds don't have successors

HOW TO SPOT A RUNT [OFFICIAL VERSION]

>Ostentatious displays of wealth
>Goes to runty nightclubs to try and pick up women
>Buys cars on finance or leases cars when earning below 60k/yr.
>Wear clothes with visible branding
>Wear/want fashion victim brands like Hermes, Givenchy, Gucci etc.
>Watch television
>Post on social media
>Covet wealth for wealth's sake
>Can't cook
>Drinks fizzy drinks
>Drinks Desperados lmao
>Underweight or overweight
>Has a desire to visit Dubai

if you "don't like" modern art then you know nothing about art

>>72540956
could put an eye out with that jaw

>>72540956
that's a man, baby

>>72540971
how modern x

>>72540952
why do you always quote the lyric with the N word in? you seem to have some sort of fetish

>>72540971
fart = friend's art

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The message is sent lads FUCK I am panicking why did I do this

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Would you like to see Britannia
Rule again, my friend?
All you have to do is follow the worms.
Would you like to send our colored cousins
Home again, my friend?
All you need to do is follow the worms.

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Mummy says I have enough good boy points for one pack. She texted to ask which ones I wanted.

>>72540968
>spends more time on 4chan than going out with his friends
aka you

>>72541013


No one cares you west brit

>>72540971
modern art is shit and most artists are just taking the piss

the 4 biggest popstars in the world right now are Adele, Ed Sheeran, Drake and Justin Bieber
2 British, 2 Canadian
what happened to the yanks?

>>72540926
ah yes, the 23 year old mormons who think they're sex goddesses
they're obviously the demons in the sack

>>72541023
Crispy breaded

>>72541001
>N word
dont give me that shit

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I would

>>72541023
buttermilk my G

>>72541023
this meme is like two years old

>>72540926
why

don't have any dindins lads

what should i go get from sainsbury's local?

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ANA8SI_KvqI


MODERN ART ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>72540939
I'm going to get my bike licence when I finish uni and I'll make sure to not go for a stupid bike and I'll also make sure to not tell my parents

>>72541023
Unironically had the red ones last week for tea with some chips.

>>72541045
i would want to learn with her x

>>72541044
what happened to the yanks?
Like Beyonce, Gaga, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry you mean?

>>72540968
every paki ever

>>72541072
>the TRUTH about:-
if that's a PJ then fuck off

>>72540971
no one actually doesn't like all modern art, its far too ubiquitous. Its mostly the odder stuff that really requires more than level one( no training) art understanding but its the same for any subject, the more you learn the more you understand and so you can start to appreciate things for reasons that are not self evident to the outsider or untrained.

>>72540898

had one show up before. You just them to fuck off an never come on your property again.

>>72540939
DT50, DT80, NSR125, KR1 250, GSXR400, ZX4R, ZX7R, ZX10R

that is the order of bikes I have owned up to my current. now i have a car too. i'm sorry. but riding a sports bike in the winter is just no fun you can't ride it how it's meant to be ridden. i ride all summer, some of spring, when winter comes it goes into storage

>>72540996
from the modern era x

Modern art is just money laundering because you can "gift" i

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>>72541072
IMAJUN MY SOUP RISE

>>72541072
this video is a big bog fart
the piss thing by duchamp alone is pure genius
the problem is contemporary art, because art has become more of a monetary value than anything interesting in terms of movement or statement

>>72540956
>>72540956
I would still engage in intercourse with her if you get what I mean

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>>72541072
>twwaaats

>>72541063
>breaded chicken fillet
>pouch of white rice
>some japanese curry stuff if they sell it

BOOOOOM chicken katsu

>>72541103
ahh yes, every Pakistani ever was just like this

>tfw Drake will never come to your estate

shit sugar fudge piss poo pants bollocks

>>72540956
love a strong jaw

boom shaka laka