American wit and wisdom

>>72538519
bloody yanks

>that feel when not witty or wise enough to come up with a funny reply

This is the brice of freedom ok :-DDD
braise dog :-DDDD

>>72538740
>USA is #1 at shitposting
>this enrages the Aussie

File: 1487535449539.jpg (134KB, 967x615px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 967x615px

>>72538519

Does anyone have a screencap of the day America ruined the polandball meme forever?

>>72538958
please delete this post

>>72538519
>>72538600
>>72538740
>>72538916
>>72538958
>"""""Europeans"""""

File: What is a Globe.png (90KB, 956x276px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 956x276px

>German Humor

File: 1481051753880.jpg (1MB, 1707x3031px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1707x3031px

>>72538958

>>72540152
it hurts to look at every time

File: 1472804476899.jpg (155KB, 334x334px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 334x334px

>>72540152
The middle finger guy is the icing on the cake

File: PhD in American penis science.png (125KB, 1734x1294px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 1734x1294px

>>72538519

>>72540254
>that feel when make sure to google things like this to avoid appearing stupid
>that feel when you can never apply for a job at google now because they know you are fucking retarded

>>72540303
No way

File: received_1253574921383007.jpg (79KB, 755x696px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 755x696px

>All these people mad that theyre not American

>>72540398
unfortunately people eat up blatantly deliberate posts like that

>>72540494
Which shows that there is a larger problem besides cartoon bears

>>72540405
God I hate that historically illiterate reddit-tier piece of pop trivia

File: 134841118464.png (48KB, 823x442px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 823x442px

>>72538519

>>72540542
>that feel when slightly agree with the doctor bit but strongly disagree with the waiter part

File: 1485006937569.jpg (174KB, 1571x910px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1571x910px

>>72540465

File: 1416843457590.jpg (34KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x333px

>>72540583
That's brilliant.

>>72540789
what the actual fuck?

>metric is arbitrary
>arbitrarily claims other measurement is more sensible

>>72540254
That's the very reason less Americans browse /int/. They're just plain ignorant when it comes to other countries.

File: 1481051724708.png (445KB, 1237x581px) Image search: [Google]

445KB, 1237x581px

>>72540927
There is no reasoning with some people once they have an idea deeply rooted in their minds.

>>72541165
what did I just read

File: 1432515418.png (213KB, 1110x1433px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 1110x1433px

>>72541288
Who knows man, who knows.

File: 1489925809321.jpg (163KB, 1548x908px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 1548x908px

Somebody post statistics about how many % of white american men have cuckold fetish. I think it was 40 % or something, seriosuly US is the only country on this planet that has cuckold community so fucking big, in every country there are just small groups but in the US it's like a huge chunk of population, and it'd be fine it'd stay there but burgers are trying to spread this disgusting fetish to other white countries. Existance of US should be considered as crime against humanity.

>>72541363
oh come on, he was obviously being facetious

File: 1410702243107.png (142KB, 744x412px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 744x412px

>>72541346
/v/ is a wonderful place

>>72541346
Wait people don't wash their ass with the bar of soap?

A lot of these could have very well been intentionally stupid statement to troll yuros. I could definitely see myself saying some of the things posted here just to get (You)s.

File: 1483612625706.jpg (262KB, 1297x845px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1297x845px

>>72541454
Indeed.

>>72540152
american confirmed to be the worst posters hahaha fucking yanks

>>72540152
that "autistic shits like yourself" guy always makes this so much better

File: 1487413881009.png (69KB, 612x748px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 612x748px

>>72541381

>>72542383

What the fuck?

>>72540465
>nuked tokyo made larger just in case a yuropoor didn't get the joke

File: 1468280860085.jpg (3KB, 124x125px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 124x125px

>>72540152
dude

>>72540152

I only started posting here in late 2014. Is this the reason why polandball is no longer a thing?

File: 1473543263823.jpg (163KB, 872x950px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 872x950px

>>72542383
Jesus H fucking Christ. American "men" everybody. No wonder US white women are fucking niggers, white males in america are fucking worthless, i'd rather fuck nigger than a beta fuck myself if i were a woman. I'm starting to understand why white women prefer black men
>tough
>often stupid but women don't care about how smart you are
>often ripped since going to gym is normal among blacks
>don't put women on pedestal
>willing to fight for their woman, aka if you try to touch her nigga will plant a fist in your ass
And then you have white men
>often nu males
>weak, think masculnity is toxic even tough is obvios that even feminists want a ripped guy
>don't mind that their woman is fuckign somebody else

File: 1442268765140.jpg (13KB, 171x171px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 171x171px

>>72542383

>>72542466
It's ok, they don't watch and download terabytes of cuck porn because they like it, they do it to banter Swedes and germs

Does someone have that screenshot of that American who couldn't name one single famous Pole, Macedonian or a French, and then, a few months later, when a thread like this was posted, he came back and said he still couldn't name a famous person from these countries?

>>72540535
This.

I think he got it from a channel called NativLang, full of shit, makes ape shit claims on very old languages with little to no evidence to support it, but since he talks in that witty type of way stupid people eat that shit for breakfast.

>>72542815
To be honest, I can't name a famous Macedonian off the top of my head if Alexander the Great doesn't count

>>72543086
Yeah, but that guy didn't even know what Macedonia was. And he said that he didn't know that Poland and Germany were two seperate countries until he started browsing /int/.

>>72543129
Surely he was trolling

>>72542815
>famous Pole
Adolf Hitler
>famous French
French Toast
>famous Macdeonian
?????

>>72540542
He fucking contradiced himself.

File: 1488249768012.jpg (21KB, 675x451px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 675x451px

>>72540542

File: 1486957899554.jpg (44KB, 500x523px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 500x523px

O B S E S S E D

File: 1484573298795.jpg (378KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

378KB, 1024x683px

>>72543317
>American "men"
Look out Rusisa America is there to stop you!

File: 1472499258371.png (35KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 657x527px

>>72542383
>>72541381
It's because of the racial dynamics/demographics. We're like 50/50 with white and non white populations now and the race politics in this country are fucking unreal. Race is constantly shoved down your throat 24/7 no matter who you are or where you go. In a mixed race country with 319 million people and constant racial tension, there's going to be a relatively large outlier of fucking weirdos.

It's only going to get worse too, the white male guilt that is drilled into kids' heads from day one is 10 times worse than it was even 10 years ago.

>>72543488
Honestly want to get out before it gets any worse and shit hits the fan. I can't get qualified to emigrate anywhere with my skills though.

File: 1450117067228.jpg (254KB, 865x966px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 865x966px

>>72543601
Should've learnt Polish and invest in Eastern Poland. It's a shithole, but it's comfy white shithole. No white guilt and patriotic nationalism everywhere you go.

>>72542383
I have to wonder if this is a side effect of their mutilated dick.

>>72543601
USA is a big country (for you), you can find a safe zone within our borders. Move to Idaho or Utah or Wyoming and live out in some rural town. There could be a literal race war happening in every major city in the country and you wouldn't even notice.

File: 13894841815.png (184KB, 600x538px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 600x538px

>>72543280

>>72543681
I'd probably look like a faggot compared to the average Pole.
>that feel when lazy first world life made you weak

>>72543681
I do have polish heritage, I could possibly exploit. I know you there is some sort of right of return laws in Poland, but I wouldn't have a clue of where to find documentation on their immigration to here or whether or not it even exists.

>>72543716
I want to live in civilization though, where I can eat at a good restaurants and live in comfy downtown condo/apartment.

>>72543681
I'd rather people sperging out about "microtransgressions" in a first world nation than being surrounded by third world religious trash.

>>72543743
Just live in Warsaw, it's just an American city except full of white people. It'll barely feel different.

File: america50.png (474KB, 1440x876px) Image search: [Google]

474KB, 1440x876px

so what happens if you can't pay the 40-dollar baby holding tax?

do they just put they baby back inside?

File: 1488909941660.jpg (99KB, 562x580px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 562x580px

>>72543742

>>72543894
$1626 isn't too bad for a baby delivery in the greatest country ON EARTH

realistically they would probably just put you in jail or repossess your house for not paying

>>72543894
they remove more of its dick to pay the difference

File: america24.jpg (647KB, 3264x2233px) Image search: [Google]

647KB, 3264x2233px

SONG COMRADES SING

>>72543894
What does that even mean?

>>72542815
Philip of Macedon if Alexander the Great didn't count, but that's real Macedonia not FYROM which has never done a single thing of importance in it's pitiful existence. It wasn't even allowed to steal the name from Greece.

File: 1486897642329.jpg (36KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 540x540px

>>72543860
Don't let the media fool you, hardly anybody here is religious nut. We only pull Christians card when EU tries to shove some muslies down our throats.
Going to church is a habit here, your parents were going to church and your grandparents too so you're going too and you're gonna take your children with you.

>>72544447
how about nobody goes to church and everyone stops wasting time?
But I think that would upset your beloved pope(the dead one)

>>72543716
> believing in the race war pol meme

XDdd how would even something like that work you dumbfuck.

>>72544397
Lel

>>72544509
t. Abdul al-Berlini

>>72544509
>r-religion is a waste of time a-am i rite?
>said nervously as another milion of muzzies entered his country

>>72544509
t. Ahmed Mohammed

>>72544527
>race wars have never happened before

>>72544509
t. Osama von Schwaben

File: 1489871713956.png (473KB, 789x883px) Image search: [Google]

473KB, 789x883px

>>72544527
One is about to start in south africa, their black government is telling people that thay will not be prosecuted if they will turn in their guns meaning they want whites to be disarmed so they won't resist against blacks.

>>72544527
We just had a white kid be tortured on live stream by blacks.

File: america33.jpg (122KB, 656x609px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 656x609px

BRICE
OF
FREEDOM

>>72544629
>>72544597
>>72544579

I'm disappointed in human intelligence to be honest
And to the polish person, that would not be the thing I would be saying in that scenario
I would certainly be praising religion and its virtues and tell everyone to be accepting of other believes
But sure, let's turn this into another meme off about freedom loving kekistanis and evil nazi cucks

>>72544800
>be american
>get sued
seriously why do you people sue everyone in sight?
this is why mattresses have safety labels ffs

>>72545044
$$$

>>72545044
We have one of the biggest Jewish populations outside of Israel.

File: america52.jpg (448KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

448KB, 2048x1536px

>>72545044

>>72545261
These are fake, sorry bro.

File: jonsnow.jpg (47KB, 490x490px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 490x490px

>>72545322
>even healthcare DLC is fake in america

>>72540359
Will we ever recover?

>>72549399
Shamefur Dispray

>>72544800
The context justifies it. I don't remember it but it is not what it looks like.

>>72542627
That and Leddit running it into the ground

>>72540152
Fucking hell

>>72540789
Celsius is for water and Fahrenheit is for peoples

I am a people not awater

File: Patriotic American.jpg (99KB, 628x537px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 628x537px

Fresh off the prints.

File: specialpepe.jpg (23KB, 600x484px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 600x484px

someone say something mean to me

File: 1489924261318.png (77KB, 930x1020px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 930x1020px

Sometimes I wonder if Americans can even dress up by themselves in the morning...

File: 6522.jpg (56KB, 720x707px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 720x707px

>>72538519
Dit is waarom jullie allemaal autistisch zijn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQsVTlMsQrI

>>72552692
This statement wouldn't have even been that dumb if it had accounted for historical eras over geographical location

>>72552606
You are at the first stages of Wehrmerica mode, you will either soon be taken over by nazis/fascist or commies (controlled by jews).

based americans

>>72552881
that wasn't funny

File: 13021771.jpg (109KB, 400x452px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 400x452px

me tinks a lot

It's funny because I don't care about any of you non-countries at all

haha

>>72552881
save us, based norway

File: 1489764152670.jpg (19KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 225x225px

>>72542383
wow

>>72541165
That is amazing. Do you have images of the whole thread

>>72543466
hahaha shit

Anybody has the one with "Portugal is the Greece of Europe"?

>>72557350
It's in this thread somewhere hol up

>>72540334
do you actually have schools in america or only put them in movies to fool the world into thinking you do

>>72557350
>>72552692
Here you are

>>72557477
>>72557510
Thanks m8

>>72552876
It was supposed to be a joke like how people say
>Madoka is the Evangelion of anime

>>72543164
what has mexico been doing
>>72544397
do niggers with names like O'Shea think they are irish

These are funny but a lot of them are questionable and based on semantics like this >>72554537 where it was obvious he was talking about "chicken and waffles" as one dish.

File: 1348764844816.png (2KB, 244x226px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 244x226px

>>72557824
give another example where it was based on semantics

>>72557899
>>72540047

>>72557700
my sides

>>72538612
say what you will about the cocksucking brits but most all of them are p witty.

t. the least witty man on earth

File: Smug toad.png (7KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 420x420px

>>72540047
>>72557899
>>72558229

Can confirm, that was basically a shitpost of my malicious design.

>>72538740
> patriorism is bad
> brits never stfu about their empire

fagot

>>72538740
>racism

You'd be racist too if you were 60% white

>>72557700
I went from grinning to a straight poker face

>>72557749
this isnt exclusive to americans. ask "why did you want trump to win" on /pol/ and 95% of the responses will be exactly this, regardless of what flag is associated with the reply. that post pretty much sums up /pol/ for the last year.

>>72559202
yeah, but the difference is American ones you actually voted for him and are directly affected by this decision. But you're right, mostTrumptards in general are incredibly stupid, not just American ones

>>72558772
nice to meet you Mr. Pretending

>>72559265
fair enough

>>72540303
This can't be real, but at the same time, you can't make this shit up.

>>72541116
sauce?

>>72544800
>12-year-old nephew
>eighth birthday party
What

>>72560754
Born on a leap year?

>>72560765
4,8,12
1,2,3
>american education

File: 1485500333260.gif (4MB, 158x223px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 158x223px

>>72560933
Hey FUCK YOU

>>72538916
kek

File: remember to respond politely to fucking australian crikey flibbob willashibongnab chazzwozzas.png (31KB, 321x309px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 321x309px

>>72543681
Based polen.

>>72541632
What the fuck does he mean no AC?air condition?

>>72549399
The only one I've legitimately laughed at this thread. Fucking hell, I hope that was bait.

>>72561052
Yes

>>72561073
Who the fuck doesnt have an AC at this day

>>72559265
But I have an IQ of 140.
>inb4 you handwave IQ

>>72543317
Comparing a vascular fleshy body part to a mineral....
Unreal, I'm sorry that you need to justify your lack of girth and God given lubrication (extra skin).

>>72561106
I know Northern European countries have central heating instead , since it doesn't get warm enough to necessitate having air conditioning. It's definitely needed in Southern Europe though.

>>72544527
Well, they've happened in the past. A bunch of whites and blacks die, Italians and Irish kick blacks out of town, things subside.. cycle repeats.

>>72540152
fuck me i hadnt seen this before

>>72545322
floridafag here, i saw these in doctors' offices before the recession

>>72557700
come on, he was trolling

>>72540152
Why...

>>72550232
>"I could hardly hold my cocktail glass"
>meanwhile the boy lost his mother
Are russians even human anymore?

>>72540321

the fuck

>>72540152
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>72557498
They are very underfunded and now the head of the department of education is a literal billionaire that wants to push for privatization.

butiful thread

>>72562669
Privatization would help with our education problem big time.

>>72540254
How the fuck did his country do d-day then

When I first time came to /int/ I was surprised that American posters were THAT retarded.
I thought that was just a meme that Americans were dumb.
But no, even despite I speak bad English I still use my Google translator to translate their posts. And those posts are shameful and embarassing. Like Americans don't know simple facts we learn at school or by reading books. Americans have access to Internet, they basically made Interntet, yet they use Internet not to access the knowledge but to spread lies and fool themselves with fake facts and make everyone dumber buy playing vidya and watching brainwashing movies.
Sad.

>>72563097
All I can think of is that he was asking if France touched the Mediterranean but even then he should know it does.

>>72544509
t. Muhammad al-Khomeini

>>72544597
guess what
islam is a religion too

File: 1490039938622.jpg (84KB, 501x527px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 501x527px

>>72543317
its more like

>>72564121
This 2bh

>>72564121
I'm glad I was lucky enough to not get circumcised in this 3rd world country masquerading as a 1st world country.
SEND HELP

>tfw too smart to banter

>>72541165
How have I never seen this?

File: 1353077484180.jpg (147KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 500x333px

Stop making fun of my friend!

File: 1489988028060.jpg (20KB, 250x245px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 250x245px

>>72557700
I CANT STOP LAUGHING

File: 1490070910528.jpg (21KB, 570x479px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 570x479px

>>72551756
No this is fake, it has to be.

>>72557660
>tfw ferguson missouri is not fucking scottish
You dont understand the rage it induces.

>>72559265
Shut the fuck up, territory. I hope trump fucking makes you a state and deports you all to mexico for the lulz. We need a new hawaii anyways. Nobody likes puerto rico cause of you brown shits

>>72572797
dog bless amuriga xDDD

>>72540152
Didn't that fat guy cum on the Israeli flag?

>>72560597
>>72515827

>>72557660
>what has Mexico been doing

Have you ever heard of drugs and crime? You think the refugees are bad? Trying having drug organizations as powerful as a national government leaking into your country.

File: 1445675131472.jpg (77KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 1000x1000px

>>72540152
DELETE THIS POST AT ONCE

>>72574137
He's absolutely right though. That's the best part.

>>72574449
ofcourse he's right, he really didn't know Argentina existed until he was 20.
that's why it was screencapped and posted twice on this thread.

>>72574333
violent crimes in US has steadily decreased since the 90s, we're responsible for that as well right?
90% of the weapons ceased in the narco war are directly sold by US citizens, and a big part of them are directly sold by the US government. NAFTA decimated our agricultural sector into ashes because of your subsidized products and immediately after that you put sanctions on us for trying to bail out the sector, american enterprises are blatantly being caught on corruption scandals with our government but international courts haven't ruled out against you any single time.
You want to talk about who has power? you have it, america has the power to destroy the narco business by stopping consuming drugs for a whole second, but you won't ever do, how is it possible that I can get drug as easy as knocking the next door, anyways I don't fucking do it because I'm not human trash, how is it that you can't grow a feeling of self worth and stop harming yourselves and trying to blame on your neighbor?

>>72540730
someone screencap this

you are aware that the u.s. have public hospitals right? And that they are in the same position as all public hospitals sicne the neoliberal dogma took over and public health funding was cut?

>>72541649
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>72558834
Mexicans have become so corrupted by the yanks that they think EXCESSIVE patriotism is just the same as normal patriotism.

>>72563097
Britain had to do it all for them.

We just let them be the frontline, the lamb of our operation. Stupid yanks fell for it all too.

File: IMG_7401.jpg (161KB, 640x1052px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 640x1052px

>>72538249
Just now

>>72538519
ha.
compare it with Russian wit >>39428534

>>72579529
Ah crap
Meant
>>72578249
>>72578249

>>72538740
>n°1 at shitposting
>not Australia

>butthurt
>not Israel

>excessive patriotism
>not Turkey

>shitty memes
>not Germany

File: 1488478777616.png (805KB, 851x688px) Image search: [Google]

805KB, 851x688px

>>72540152
I refuse to believe this happened

>>72540152
the guy who made the balls is a legend, he made two amazing threads. The other guy is just some legitimate autist

>>72573764
this one is true though

>>72541116
Don't blame him

>>72557700
h-he was trolling r-right?

>>72573764
this one is accurate

>>72571567
Stop using proxy, Australia.

>>72552892
This actually isn't stupid, just naive.

Are americans cute children?

>>72583969
But, that's true. Why would you want to support the fatties?

>>72579253
>Be mexican
>Know what real patriotism is


Choose one

File: 20160905_015104.jpg (103KB, 502x395px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 502x395px

>not American
>live in shithole
>envy the American
>shitpost the American

sorry guys, you are all below us.

>>72579375
>be britbong
>make retarded statement