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Article 50 edition
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's (e.g. read stuff, memes, music, banter, chit-chat, lots of shitposts)
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Must post at least one (1) OC vocaroo to participate in this thread
>Obligatory English, but please post other languages and more difficult texts because that's the only way these threads get interesting! :)
"2.5m more British children in poverty, the biggest rise since record began! Further punishment forecast for pound sterling after UK Government confirms 29 March Article 50 trigger. Sterling instantly fell against the dollar to $1.239 in the wake of the news
British people deserve another vote!"
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*raises paw* uhhhh.... pls dont use that offensive "people" word. i consider myself to be an androgynous quasi-female pansexual wolfsoul. your concept of throwing around the word "people" willy-nilly is greatly offensive to my personal conceptualizations of my unique self image, and addressing others by using a certain generic label such as "people" is traumatic to me on a deep personal level, i was shaken to the core by your judgemental words. please be a little more considerate next time. thanks!
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RATE PLS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s190NiXrECqv
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Rape pls
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>>72536496
HI SARGON xDxP
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Good thread.
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just bumpin, that's not me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TUs6fyaUOl
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s02lxTdjLIQQ
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R8 pls http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LTLk0eXoFZ
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The Anthem of The Russian The Federation (partial)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TXcelC5kpK
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>>72536311
alrightt http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OLrhet1JBP
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For all of you who want to give a copypasta written in 18th century dutch a try:
"Wat zyde gy tot my, gy kleine duyvelspecht? Ik beveel ge er kennis van te neemen dat ik met lof ende goedkeuring een kaapersbrief heb gehad van Willem van Oranje ende betrokken ben geweest by talryke geheyme offensieven tegen Alva en de zyne, en zelfstandig meer dan drie honderden Spanjolen heb omgelegd. Ik ben gehard by den Katergeuzen en ben den beste schutter onder den Nederlandsche vlag. Ge bent niet meer dan myn zoveelste doelwit. Ik zal u uyt myne gewest verwyderen met een nauwkeurigheid die de wereld nog nimmer aangechouwen had. Let op myn verdomde woorden! Gy denkt dat ge deze leuhgenpraat aan my kan verkoopen per postduyf? Gy had tweemaal moeten denken, cattengehspuys! In dezen tyd dat ik deze missive opstel, stuur ik opdracht naar myn geheymen samenstel van verspieders ende vloerduyven, verspreid door den Republiek der Zeven Verenigde Nederlanden en wordt dezen postduyf gevolgd, dus ge kunt zich maar beter voorbereiden op den storm, rabaut. Den storm die het bedroevenden klyne ding dat gy uw leven noemt weg zal vaagen. Gy bent dood, kind. Ik kan overal, ten alle tyden zyn ende ik kan ge op zeven honderden wyzen doden, ende dat is slechts met myne bloten handen. Niet alleen zyt ik veelomvattend geoefend in den ongewapenden krygskunst, maar alsmede heb ik het voltallige arsenaal der watergeuzen ter myner beschikking ende ik zal dat benutten om uwer lamlendigen achtereinde van het vastenland te vagen, gy klynen schobbejak. Als gy had geweten wat voor eene goddelooze vergelding uw 'geestige' missive teweeg zou brengen, had ge misschien op uwen tong gebeten. Maar dat kon ge niet. Gy deed het niet ende nu zult ge de tol betalen, gy verdomde smeerkanis. Ik zal furie over u schyten en gy zult er in verzuypen. Ge zyt dood, hoerenzeune."
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>>72536271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kj4xsRFxFT
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>>72536496
Bellulargaming?
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>>72536895
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Ah yes another edition of no one rating anyone.
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https://clyp.it/ceophlz3
for u
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>>72537227
Yeah this thread is usually full of faggots. Not me though I always rate.
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>>72536311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WX0eCtTcDG
Trying something else this time
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>>72536311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FYzpeXtkSe
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>>72537068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SEiGONIaFx
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>>72536954
good accent thailgerian 17/20
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>>72537337
Post Irish
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>>72536954
8.5/10
the way you said "paw", "soul", and 'label" was off.
paw rhymes with saw, soul rhymes with hole, and label has a long A as in say.
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>>72537357
post italian
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>>72537018
pretty much flawless. good job, mario
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>>72537140
perfect 10/10 my anglo friend
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>>72537294
are you putting on a french accent?
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>>72537408
thanks :^)
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>>72537294
i literally hit post just as i heard you say merci
i'd rate it 3 michelin stars
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>>72537294
lmao looks like a retarded french accent
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>>72537297
8/10, pretty good but you need to work on the "th" sound. but you're definitely making progress, don't give up.
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>>72537348
Merci copain <3
>>72537358
Ah awesome. Thanks man, will practice those. Yeah I always fuck up the vowels in words I know from text but have never pronounced.
>tfw when I pronounced 'hollier than thou' as 'hollier than thew' to yank gf and she told all her friends about it and they made fun of me the next time they saw me :(
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>>72537590
>yank gf
FONT
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>>72537512
>>72537483
Here's one more for ya http://vocaroo.com/i/s02UweU2YWZL
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vocaroo doesn't detect my microphone even tho if works on Clyp.
pls help
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>>72537712
teach me how you roll your "r" senpai
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>>72537777
For your quads http://vocaroo.com/i/s03cdnksI0qS
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If you want to try Italian
E se vai all'Hotel Supramonte e guardi il cielo
tu vedrai una donna in fiamme e un uomo solo
e una lettera vera di notte falsa di giorno
e poi scuse, accuse e scuse, senza ritorno
e ora viaggi, vivi, ridi, o sei perduta
col tuo ordine discreto dentro il cuore
ma dove, dov'è il tuo amore... ma dove è finito il tuo amore...
Grazie al cielo ho una bocca per bere e non è facile
grazie a te ho una barca da scrivere ho un treno da perdere
e un invito all'Hotel Supramonte dove ho visto la neve
sul tuo corpo così dolce di fame, così dolce di sete
passerà anche questa stazione senza far male
passerà questa pioggia sottile come passa il dolore
ma dove, dov'è il tuo cuore... ma dove è finito il tuo cuore...
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>>72537833
I wish i could roll it this quickly
Can't roll a "r" when after a consonant
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S"yesh' zhe yeshcho etikh myagkikh frantsuzskikh bulok, da vypey chayu
Eat yet these soft French rolls, but drink some tea
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>>72537875
Thanks! I did the first part
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VT0STvM8Cm
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>>72537875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n7JpTqB6o6
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>>72538102
nice spanish accent m8, sounds good.
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>>72538196
>nice spanish accent
Damn :DD
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Some Pushkin poem +translation
Ya pomnyu chudnoye mgnoven'ye:
Peredo mnoy yavilas' ty,
Kak mimoletnoye viden'ye,
Kak geniy chistoy krasoty.
V tomlen'yakh grusti beznadezhnoy,
V trevogakh shumnoy suyety,
Zvuchal mne dolgo golos nezhnyy
I snilis' milyye cherty.
The wondrous moment of our meeting...
I well remember you appear
Before me like a vision fleeting,
A beauty's angel pure and clear.
In hopeless ennui surrounding
The worldly bustle, to my ear
For long your tender voice kept sounding,
For long in dreams came features dear.
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>>72538192
hahahaha 10/10 for giggles
original song for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP590GHjAUE
sounds a lot less forced overall in Italian but rolled R's are good.
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>>72537875
Sorry for the heresy but vocaroo doesn't work, here's a record made without passion
https://clyp.it/e0zs5kih
Now say this :
Et Verdun, la victorieuse,
Pousse un cri que portent là-bas
Les échos des bords de la Meuse,
Halte là ! on ne passe pas...
Plus de morgue, plus d'arrogance,
Fuyez barbares et laquais,
C'est ici la porte de France,
Et vous ne passerez jamais!
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>>72538270
I doubt they are able to read this translit, lol
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>>72538481
I've tried :D
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>>72537875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QXtm02iNaJ
Just trying to contribute.
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>>72538270
butchered it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y7PFYpH87i
>>72538417
french accent is always good, you'd get laid/10
I suck at French btw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YEZYApiMEX
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>>72538290
God damn, I guess the stressed syllables were a bit too mental :D
>>72538481
>>72538270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08LKFZ4f7gv
I can't into Russian...
>>72538417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12SRhCIkTdk
...nor into French
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>>72538589
you speak like my colombian friend, it's a nice accent lad
>>72538714
:^)
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>>72538614
There is a lot of work, but anyway, good job
>>72538714
Well, if you will pronounce that with a russian accent it would be better, nice work
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>>72538751
>you speak like my colombian friend
lel
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>>72538943
are you a native spanish speaker or just trying to do an italian accent? legit question
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>>72538714
can you into serbo-croatian?
O moja je leđa lagano
Krcnula mandolina
I moj se kaput raskrio.
Purpurna pomrčina
moje je vjeđe prekrila
Od sunca, vjetra i vina.
A moja se ruka ganula
Koja pjesmice sklada,
Svijetlu je suza utrla
Što mi sa zjena pada.
-Tako silazim, gospojo,
Stubama tvojega grada
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>>72538270
Also, how it should be
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MeMsSwJGOk
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>>72538614
7/10 made me laugh
>>72538714
same
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>>72539009
I'm native french and I was just trying to not fuck up too much. Everytime I end up sounding south american apparently. I wish I knew italian, it's a great language.
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>>72539159
hahaha fuck you really do sound south american, especially because you said y instead of e, you should just use your french accent maybe, everyone likes it here.
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I'll just leave this here:
Každým dňom čoraz častejšie počuť trilkovanie vtákov pod našimi oknami. Kríky začínajú pučať, tráva sa na rôznych miestach pomaly zelenie a tí, ktorých pracovný deň končí okolo šiestej poobede, sa tešia, že už nevychádzajú do tmy. Dni sa predlžujú, noci sa krátia a dnes sa ich dĺžka na celej Zemi vyrovnáva.
>>72539024
B-but I genuinely tried :(
>>72539012
I don't know what syllables to stress though, so I just wing it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cbAyb0X3b8
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>>72539012
Why not
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JskPlSDJrx
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>>72539262
The natural french accent sounds retarded in any language.
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>>72539390
This. Never understand how people could like it, it only sounds good with actual french.
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>>72539390
>>72539515
it's not true in Italian
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>>72539012
https://clyp.it/iwelhkfb
>>72539295
https://clyp.it/er0wbpu4
pls don't be rude
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An another piece of Pushkin's poem +translate
Vo glubine sibirskikh rud
Khranite gordoye terpen'ye,
Ne propadet vash skorbnyy trud
I dum vysokoye stremlen'ye.
Neschast'yu vernaya sestra,
Nadezhda v mrachnom podzemel'ye
Razbudit bodrost' i vesel'ye,
Pridet zhelannaya pora
Deep in Siberia's mines, let naught
Subdue your proud and patient spirit.
Your crushing toil and lofty thought
Shall not be wasted - do not fear it.
Misfortune's sister, hope sublime,
From sombre dungeon pain will banish;
Joy will awake and sorrow vanish...
'Twill come, the promised, longed-for time;
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>>72539771
It would have been really pretty dope if you had looked up ž, c, ch, š and ť.
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FRENCH, PLEASE RATE MEEEEEE.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0031H152xh0
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>>72540572
It's weird because your pronounciation is good and yet I don't understand what you say
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>>72540572
I can understand maybe 15% of what you're saying.
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>>72540572
Pretty good/20
a bit hard to understand because of mic
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>>72540705
I would say 20%
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>>72540798
22% actually.
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>>72540840
deal
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>>72539928
https://clyp.it/qhqp3cqb
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any frogs wanna post some french to read?
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>>72540991
ž as in *je* t'aime, ť kind of like pe*ti*te and c is simply ts.
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>>72541024
Hold on, I'll find you something.
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>>72541024
>Selon le département de la Défense, moins d'un tiers des jeunes Américains sont aptes à s'engager dans l'armée. Les deux tiers restants ne rempliraient pas les conditions nécessaires ou rateraient les tests d'entrée s'ils les passaient.
>Parmi les 34 millions d'Américains et Américaines entre 17 et 24 ans, seuls 29% sont aptes, selon les estimations du Pentagone rapportées par The Wall Street Journal (WSJ). En cause? L'obésité, le manque de diplômes, des condamnations en justice, ou même les tatouages et "écarteurs" d'oreille.
>Seuls 1% des jeunes Américains "remplissent les critères et sont à la fois enclins" à s'engager dans l'armée, estime le major-général Allen W. Batschelet, en charge du recrutement de l'armée américaine.
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>>72541265
thanks.
r8 dont h8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbJKWZuTJ3
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>>72541361
I don't know what I expected.
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>>72541361
Fuck, I knew this was coming. Should have posted your baguette vocaroo.
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>>72541361
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbJKWZuTJ3
This is not what you were supposed to read
MENTEUR
PHARISIEN
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>>72541514
Top kek
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>>72541361
fucking kek
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>>72541441
>>72541442
>>72541514
>>72541629
>Fuck, I knew this was coming. Should have posted your baguette vocaroo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05kkE2GWRNl
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>>72540662
>>72540705
>>72540706
OK, I'm going to try a classic.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PLGlg4Rk4W
Love you guys.
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>>72541757
This is much better, much better than Dan.
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>>72537875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kkrqeoE3yc
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>>72542133
Fuck my parrot. This is what happens when you live in the tropics.
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>>72536311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WWlEubHqtu
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>>72542133
>>72542271
EEEEEK EEEEK EEEEK HAWWW HAWWW EEK HAWWWWWW EEEEK EEEEK EEEK HAW EEEK HAWW EEEEEEEEKK
pretty much flawless, you've even almost got that nasally american accent too.
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>>72541740
what the hell is wrong with this fucking yank lmao
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>>72542487
there's nothing wrong me you snaileater
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>>72536311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A68T6u5zBB
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>>72542767
mirin' that accent
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>>72542767
all good 'cept "androgynous"
should be like ann - draw - gin - ness
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>>72536311
https://clyp.it/uqzhv2zl
rate please. What do I prononce wrong ?
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>>72542825
I wasn't even sure about "quasi".
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>>72542954
quasi should have more of a W sound so it's like qwa-zee
And when you said "certain general label" you just didn't quite enunciate all your consonants, as well as the vowel in label should be a long Ayyyyyyy sound.
Other than that it sounded pretty good.
>>72542980
quasi was good, no worries
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>>72543122
I have to teach you some more french.
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>>72543169
why when you know i'm just going to post the same le honhonhon vocaroo anyways.
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>>72543214
So you can make new ones.
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>>72536311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g4vc4HzXrv
ACHTUNG
first one to sing fuck you all by melendiz gets to stay on my aircraft
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>>72544123
love it
>>72536311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BQjrxl7dif
pls no bully, they forced BrE in schools
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Bump
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>>72545138
Why the fuck do you sound Australian?
>>72544123
Your emphasis went really fucking strange at the last sentence.
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>>72545138
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BQjrxl7dif
cute imho
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>>72544123
very good. your pronunciation is fine, although your intonation was a little odd but i guess that just comes with listening to native speakers and practise.
>>72545138
sounds good
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Please stop calling me gay
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me gay
I swear I love vagina
And I love to touch that pussy
I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
Because they were women and not men
'Cause I'm not gay
Penises are for faggots
Penises are for gays
Penises are disgusting
So please stop calling me gay
I love to have sex
With women with big breasts
I don't have sex with men
'Cause if I did that would make me gay
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>>72545468
>>72545406
was kinda drunk and it wasnt my first take so i got bored with myself towards the end lel
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>>72545493
really want to record this but i don't want to explain 4chan and vocaroo threads to my dad
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>>72545528
what are you drinking? kvass?
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>>72539012
You best fucking rate it this time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12e6RX0kxo0
>>72545493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eAUwOEXTyG
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>>72536311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1957dVdpO5c
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>>72545564
what do you think i am, russian? it's just good old heineken, my man
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>>72545797
>what do you think i am, russian?
nooo what would a russian be doing in indonesia
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>>72545856http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J6o3DRn2Yw
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>>72545658
your serbo-croatian was cute, but all accents completely wrong
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Creidim i nDia, an tAthair uilechumhachtach
Cruthaitheoir neimhe agus talún;
agus in Íosa Críost, a aon Mhacsan,ár Tiarna,
a ghabhadh ón Spiorad Naomh,
a rugadh ó Mhuire Ógh;
a d'fhulaing páis faoi Phointius Píoláit,
a céasadh ar chrois, a fuair bás agus a adhlacadh;
a chuaigh síos go hIfreann,
a d'éirigh an treas lá ó mhairbh;
a chuaigh suas ar neamh;
atá ina shuí ar dheis Dé,
An tAthair uilechumhachtach;
As sin tiocfaidh sé chun
breithiúnas a thabhairt ar bheo agus ar mhairbh.
Creidim sa Spiorad Naomh,
sa Naomh-Eaglais chaitliceach,
i gcomaoin na naomh;
i maithiúnas na bpeacaí
in aiséirí na colainne,
agus sa bheatha shíoraí.
Áméin
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>>72545931
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
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>>72542659
https://clyp.it/kebxx4cl
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>>72546425
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cGsIi85tgb
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>>72546150
you're all bunch of bosnians in denial
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>>72545493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cwv1THnzOS
Good post Heikki.
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>>72546635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yGHqWs5ZMU roast my ass
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>>72547196
are you a 13yo boy or a germanic girl?
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>>72547196
all pretty good except you said neckbird.
also post feet
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>>72547326
kek, was wondering the same
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>>72547326
>>72547379
>>72547480
you guys are fucking creepy!
also post feet
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>>72547513
no u
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>>72547528
ok
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>>72547599
thanks for reminding me to cut my toenails
not gonna do it now though
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>>72547379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i98kCqQZcV i swear, one day i'll be stealth
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>>72547683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SjZ4I0CyAB
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>>72547599
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>>72547646
>>72547835
fuck you guys :(
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>>72547765
you
i like you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19KqK3NvVVz
>>72547884
be glad you still have your feet, m8
i hear diabetes can be a meanie in murrica
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>>72547683
>shitting on english
Bathtub carp would be disappointed.
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>>72548498
wth am i supposed to do, admit to my flaws and better myself? tip top comedy gold
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>>72536271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Lukm6ABv8
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aight, ya nigfigs
i'd like to see you try pronouncing any part of this crap:
Hej dziewczyno, spójrz na misia,
On przypomni przypomni chłopca ci
Nieszczęśliwego białego misia,
Który w oczach ma tylko szare łzy.
Biały miś dla dziewczyny,
Którą kocham i będę kochal wciąż,
Lecz dziewczyna jest już z innym
A ja kocham i będę kochal wciąż,
Hej dziewczyno, spójrz na misia,
On przypomni przypomni chłopca ci
Nieszczęśliwego białego misia,
Który w oczach ma tylko szare łzy.
Plynie czas jak ta rzeka,
i nie wroca,nie wroca tamte dni.
W moim sercu jest dzis rana
ktora zatrzec mozesz tylko ty.
Hej dziewczyno,spojrz na misia,
on przypomni przypomni chlopca ci
nieszczesliwego bialego misia,
ktory w oczach ma tylko szare lzy
Hej dziewczyno, spójrz na misia,
On przypomni przypomni chłopca ci
Nieszczęśliwego białego misia,
Który w oczach ma tylko szare łzy
Biały miś nie kochany
Porzucony już dawno w ciemny kąt
Już dziewczyna go nie weźmie
Nie przytuli do swoich ciepłych rąk
Hej dziewczyno, spójrz na misia,
On przypomni przypomni chłopca ci
Nieszczęśliwego białego misia,
Który w oczach ma tylko szare łzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEePVE-vgm0
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>>72548748
You would find easy work here as a call girl with just that voice.
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>>72548939
and don't you worry about the "seeing" part
you provide the sounds, and i'll see it clearly in my head, trust me on this
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>>72548684
No get drunk like I'm.
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>>72548748
2.5m = 2 and a half million
also the second time you said sterling was a little off. it sounded like stalling
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>>72549041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UR9Sp0QQWe
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>>72548939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IDV0Q1XHNL
butchered it ;_;
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>>72549413
Good to know my fellow plummer.
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>>72549570
bretty good, actually. even though you pronounced ą like a and ę like e, i was able to understand you
>>72549695
wait, am i missing something? are you diaspora, or?
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>>72548939
fuk off
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fGgwMb30nl
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XXAB53lg78
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>>72549911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GZqausSZZe
>In Polish, there are seven digraphs. Here they are listed with their pronunciation.
>ch sounds like h as in happy
>cz sounds like ch as in chat
>dz sounds like dz in Dads
>dź sounds like j in jeans
>dż sounds like dzh in adjective
>rz sounds like zh in treasure
>sz sounds like sh in shape
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>>72550113
I would pay money for more.
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>>72546635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XNvJuKL6OF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NC4mLKhBUd
I HAVE AUTISM
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>>72549899
and i thought croatian was complicated
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>>72550479
pls be my bf
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>>72550479
first one sounds like a gayer version of paul joseph watson
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>>72550479
hnn
>>72550568
i know literally nothing of your language
i think it's only fair that you challenge me with some
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>>72550677
yeah i fumbled 1/2 way though trying to put on a posh accent
the bottom one is what i normally sound like without putting any effort to sound normal
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>>72541740
QUALITY post keep fighting the good fight fellow burger
soon there will be no language where they can hide from us
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why are there so many grills in this thread
>>72550113
top kek
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>>72550155
fuck off londoner
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>>72550779
here you go, a short poem:
Gle malu voćku poslije kiše:
Puna je kapi pa ih njiše.
I bliješti suncem obasjana,
Čudesna raskoš njenih grana.
Al nek se sunce malko skrije,
Nestane sve te čarolije.
Ona je opet kao prvo,
Obično, jadno, malo drvo.
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>>72550808
do christian bale freaks out on set rant immediately
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>Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
somone do dis
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>QUALITY post keep fighting the good fight fellow burger
>soon there will be no language where they can hide from us
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>>72550882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19dJMikWwCY
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>>72550972
>>72550851
Are you back to talking to yourself dan ?
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>>72550984
thx hun i would vocaroo but me mum's asleep next door x
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>>72545493
please rate my accent? thank you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8g1wgHUII
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>>72550984
voc pic related
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>>72550898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cmh2hPeJQu
dis me first time ever pls do bully
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>>72551019
SUPRIM!!!!!
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>>72551121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hN4mbEAV74
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>>72551124
it was pretty much flawless, apart from some accents
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>>72551245
Pédale.
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>>72551266
brb, becoming a spy
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>>72551402
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>>72551255
it was ok. you got better towards the end.
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>>72537140
>>72550479
>>72550984
>>72551255
I fuckin hate Brits, man. I fuckin HATE THEM. Like they come here and they've got that accent. And it's just... like I don't use this word often, but it's actually so cuckold. It's like this dry, whingy—it's pathetic. I fuckin hate Brits, I actually wanna just fuckin chuck 'em in the nearest bin. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars, just rot in the fuckin bin! FUCK.
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>>72552392
now say all that in the most southern accent you can produce
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>>72552392
FOY
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>>72552810
voc pic related
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>>72552810
>>72553009
in your poshest accent
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>>72546635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DyqgeneQ1O
ayylmao
>>72537875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SjwCU1WM6Q
mama mia!
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"Allahu Akbar"
please
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>>72553643
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jGLdBrpKtH
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>>72536311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZpGvYxIhsH
recording is a bit quiet and cuts out a bit
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>>72554160
are you a yank on vacation?
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>>72538417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NTlHGpcbOW
I don't know any french
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>>72554233
Yank but I live here
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>>72554638
that's my goal. move to the uk and shitpost on /brit/ and they'd never know.
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>>72554715
literally me a few months ago, been browsing /fit/ recently so haven't shitposted on brit for a while
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>>72554842
how long have you lived in britain for?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KHiC4m4ZK9
This was for another thing, I will try to read some stuff from here later.
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>>72554860
coming up on 7 years now. moved when I was 17
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>>72554919
can you do a convincing british accent yet?
i met a guy last summer that was from london but has lived in the us since the 1970s. he still sounds british, but says shit like cookies and shopping cart now.
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>>72554994
I can from time to time, I'm told by some that I sound quite english sometimes whereas others don't hear it at all. I've not really developed an accent but my pronunciation can vary between an American and English style.
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>>72554866
jesus fucking christ a rare flag
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>>72555879
he posts everyday in /carib/ 2bh
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someone do this or just a part of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWsUH4p7P7c
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old-timey gramophone cylinder for the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKeZHFI4wvI
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>>72556180
whoops wrong thread, meant to post that in /brit/
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