>americans microwave their microwaves

>>72535594
Really makes my synapses fire

Really stimulates my neurons

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>americans microwave their guns while getting shot while getting microwaved.

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>Americans store their fridges in the microwave

>americans microwave themselves

https://youtu.be/Z1M7h1i-KXo

>>72536018
at least they have microwaves

>>72536088
Thanks for the support

wo, w,, ma.. an rll yyy. mak u thi nks,,,

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>>72536187
>Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in America, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the microwave

>>72536292
>german humor

>>72535594
Oh thank god! I came into this thread thinking "please don't be a Canadian" but knowing in my heart such a stupid post had to be.

>>72536292
Not gonna lie,im not really even sure what youre trying to say

>>72536476
I laughed at this for like 10 seconds

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>>72536292
I laughed

>>72536292
probably a turk living in germany

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>american foreskin remover breaks down
>advised to call apple help support

>>72536292
???

>>72536888
I'm sad Britain, because I know you can do better than that

>>72536292
A true classic
newfags will not understand

>>72536292
At least we have heat stroke.

>>72536088
>>72537303
AT

>>72536292
Sauber Brudi

>>72536425
this
traditional oven ftw

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>>72535594
>americans freeze their microwaves in bed

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>during summer americans keep their house shoes in the fridge
>during winter they heat em up in microwaves

>>72536292
Nice

>>72537498
>bosnians store their landmines in the neighborhood well

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>Americans still need to kickstart their toilets

>>72536292
LMAO INCLUDE ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP

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>Americans use their microwaves to heat their dogs before driving with them for a walk.

>>72537703
At least we have neighbors.

>>72537810
>at least you have landmines

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>Americans put themselves in the microwave after showering to dry up

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>Japanese microwave their tears because crying is considered shamefur dispray in Japan

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>other countries cant afford microwaves

>>72538337
>americans can't afford surprise eggs

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>>72538337
>americans buy microwaves in bulk

>>72538463
>germany cant afford their gas bill

>>72538565
That's why you can post here.

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>>72538463
>germans cant win world wars

>>72538565
>Israelis can't afford pudding

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>americans have electricity

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>americans are fat

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>>72538804
>Americans heat their electicity in a microwave before lighting a candle

>>72538893
>Americas grandpa isn't a candle

>>72537351
LEAST

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OP iuf you microwave your microwave it's already hot. So when you cook the microwave in the microwave it microwaves 2X faster.

And they said Germans were shart

>>72539380
I mean *Smart*

>>72539380
>shart
SHART

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THE SHART IS OUT!!!

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>>72536292
this post officially made me think

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>>72537716
>americans can't shit on toilets with manual flush

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>americans

>>72536292
brudi was

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>>72536292
I love Germans.

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These threads are getting 4-dimensional.

>>72536292
That was horrible mate, keep em comin

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>>72539380
America """"""""""""education"""""""""""""""

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>Americans microwave their swimming shoes

>this thread

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>>72535594
>non-Americans don't have a microwave in every room of their home

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>americans have mircowaves because they have to microwave their tiny micro dicks

>>72536292

nice revisited quote xd

>>72546679
>Sweden have microwaves because Jamal hates cold food

>>72535594
>be american
>get microwaved

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>>72546717
>in germany there are MANY GERmans

or no wait it's full of niggers now

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>>72536292
Lel

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>>72536292
>Santa doesn't even bother visiting Germany on Christmas, because all the chimneys lead to Jews.

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>americans warm up their shoes in the microwave, then cool them in the fridge, then microwave them again constantly

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>americans microwave their going shopping pants

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>>72549090
Are they mentally ill?

my microwave broke the other day and now I can't eat my mircowavable burgers.
I think I'll go out to walmart tomorrow and get a new one