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permemek

Genocide Chink edition.

SINK
THE
CHINK

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Kontrol

I lost my virginity to my own hands

Misao here.
For those who don't know, Radio Free Asia is a site that freely report things from Burma, Cambodia, China, North Korea, Laos and Vietnam through objective and investigative point of view. My favorite so far is reading articles about Laos on this site, hoping that one day the commie regime will be bought down.
The one advantage about Laos when it comes to media is that compared to other communist countries, the Internet is mostly free and few websites were blocked, however the monitoring still persists.

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Goodnight flip-chan~

>>72530983
KONTOL!!!!!111!1!

This is the second time I was banned for spamming. Wtf.

>>72531034
>Dat artwork
Sexy.

>>72531052
>Banned
>In the year of our lord, 2017.
Lurk moar.

>>72531052
Nice to see you in a while. By the way what do you think of Lao People's Revolutionary Party and current president Bougnang Vorachit?

>>72530720
I don't get what the indians are thinking.

fuck me ~~

>>72531151
unzip me bitch

>>72531125
Indians are thinking that Chink wimminz are viable candidates as their keling gene carrier.

>>72531105
What am I doing wrong?
>>72531111
They havent done anything to Cambodia so i have no opinion of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWd7GuQY0uQ
WTF

>>72531284
Yes but I was simply talking about LPRP in itself. Here's the backstory:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lao_People%27s_Revolutionary_Party

>>72531295
nice tits

>>72531179
Have we done anything wrong towards you? Why the insult? In fact we even civilised you with our religion and culture that until today still an integral part of Indonesian life and culture.

>>72531052
how is Laos' meme culture
show us some Laos social media memes

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>>72531402
why pretend?

>>72531402
Where's your trip malay-chan? Go back to the loo.

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>>72530796

Were onto it mate. Cuck the gooks, sex war now!

>>72531506
>female relatives and schoolmates go to oz
>only the few sjw and ugly ones end up with white bfs
Feels pretty good

>>72531339
Seems to be pretty reliant on the Vietnamese historically. Glad that they're implementing reforms. Dont know why they cut off trade with other countries in the 1970s
>>72531420
sillypenis

>>72531766
but Laos don't talk about sillypenis.why would they?

>>72531798
You should ask misaofan about laotian memes, you sillypenis :^)

>>72531869
What is under Angko Wat?

>>72531766
>Glad that they're implementing reforms
Yes but it basically looks like the Vietnamese are merely using Laos as a puppet state of its own just like People's Republic of Kampuchea. Here's why:
http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/54/055.html

How Laos should become democratic again:
>>72523432

>go home
>turn the tv on and watch local news
>squatters protesting because their gibsmedat housing was taken away from them for government property exploitation
>squatter crying because her druggie of a degenerate husband was a good boy and he dindu nuffin
hot diggity dog. I love this country so fucking much

>>72531895
Ayyylien crystal skull.

>>72531869
Oh dammit I just realized your cambodia
so sorry
I meant show me cambodian meme,sorry

>>72531895
Dirt and Water

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>>72531947
Very nice. I am going down there to dig it up.

>>72532039
Don't lie to me.

what's left of south east asia that isn't runover by chinese?

>>72532059
Be careful, communist scientists are also hunting for the skull.

>>72532141
what's left of Sweden that isn't runover by refugees?

>>72532141
Myanmar and Vietnam

The rest are all Chinese proxies or colonies at this point.

>>72532142
They will never find it. The skull only calls to me. I can feel it in my dreams

>>72532141
we have plenty of uninhabited islands

>>72532252
Heed my warning, Bakahime!

When the radiant skull beckons,
Bakahime shall reckons.
In the madness that follows,
Bakahime shall only find sorrows.

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>>72532141
my dick

>>72532189
the whole of sweden

>>72532205
>Myanmar
Is itself a former a satellite state of China.

As for Laos, China is initiating a railway project with the Lao government.

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>>72532386
I am not Bakahime. I am a cute girl(boy)

>>72532422
Don't lie, not even your mom's gaping vagina is save from Black Thicc Dicks.

>>72532423
>former
key word

>As for Laos
I said Vietnam, not Laos

>>72532504
>I said Vietnam, not Laos
Wasn't talking about Vietnam, but my point still stands. Laos doesn't have very good relations with China and yet still follow after that country without thoughts.

>>72532424
YES! And in the end of days, Teh Holy cow shall triumph! For she alone has appeased the ayylium gods' wish and returned the skull to its owner! She shall gained utmost omnipotence to be our salvation and guide us to the glory of Valhalla!

And the name of this holy cow is BAKAHIME!

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Kontol Gede

>>72532466
>t. ching chong
i hope some one in aceh beheads you

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>>72532573
>Cow
Not again. Just because I am part Indian and took part in Hindi temple ritual does it mean I am a cow

>>72532601
kangen pepek barokah

>>72532620
Don't mad at us just because your mom is being fucked by those niggers. At least she enjoyed it thoroughly.

To clarify, Myanmar has very good relations with China and is even a former satellite state of hers so what do you think?

mister bagi duit mister

>>72531935
>squatters protesting because their gibsmedat housing was taken away from them for government property exploitation

The one in bulacan?
It wasn't theirs to begin with

>squatter crying because her druggie of a degenerate husband was a good boy and he dindu nuffin

Most of the news are now saying they are going to court and police are now greeting arrested

All of this seems to be fiction to sound like a tryhard red

>>72532699
>hers
(His)

>>72532699
Genocidal and China's pal.
Why did we let these fuckers joined ASEAN?

>>72532752
Hers(male)

>>72532830
what's the Homosexual scene like over there?

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>>72532624
>cowhime

>>72532860
Myanmar outlaws homosexuality anyway so who knows.

>>72532876
You little slut. Now I am mad

>>72532883
but do they actively enforce that though?

>>72532876
Baka already means cow

>>72532860
More open-minded than it was in the past. You see a couple homosexuals sometimes especially in more developed parts of the country.

>>72532933
>but do they actively enforce that though?
In Myanmar, they don't just outlaw homosexuality, they also block sites about LGBT too.

>>72533000
But how do you know that they don't just do it in secret?

>>72533116
I dunno. Myanmar's human rights during the decades-long military regime barely tolerates anything as indecent as LGBT so I'm not sure, but it will take a very long time for the gays to get accepted by the Burmese society if the roadmay to democracy will be completely successful with less military presence.

go to sleep

>>72534119
sekolah sini cuti seminggu la

>>72534154
tulog na antukin,may eskwela ka pa bukas

>>72534700
kan dah cakap tadi, dekat sini sekolah cuti seminggu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_c7bflAahQ

help i think im addicted to wheat

>>72534734
tulog na ko,bana ko <3

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>>72534940
It's just a manifestation of your destiny.

>>72533907
As long as the Buddhists remain infleuncial, I see it as unlikely that lgbt would be accepted as socially acceptable. But that said, do it secretly and no one would find out, kinda like masturbating

On the topic of LGBT, anal sex is against the law in Singapore

I just saw star wars
what i think i am was in it. pretty gud

>>72535133
Looks like Vietnam is the least obese of them all. Does that imply that the Vietnamese love to eat everything healthy in the process or is it just something else?

>>72535143
>As long as the Buddhists remain infleuncial, I see it as unlikely that lgbt would be accepted as socially acceptable
Laos is also majorly Buddhist but it is very tolerant of LGBT. However there are no laws protecting gays from discrimination.

>>72535143
>it as unlikely that lgbt would be accepted as socially acceptable

Which is a good thing! And it has to remain like that forever, to all Asia! I don't want your western suicidal sexual degeneration trend here.

>>72535880
Communism. All countries with communism in that pic are too hungry.

>>72536294
I blame malnutrition, it's also why most of Subsaharan Africa is like that.

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So even /asean/ has cuckposters

How sad..

>>72536631
We're the most cucked people in history.

>>72532205
Very unsettling
>>72536294
This isn't 1970 anymore
>>72536566
>people are thin because they don't eat enough
Excellent deduction, Sherlock
>>72535880
It's because of our diet, the food is always fresh, and the belief that fatties = uglies. Though that might change soon, fast food stores are growing like shrooms here in Saigon

>>72535935
>Laos
>LGBT tolerant
wow. I didn't know that.

>>72538233
It even held their first gay pride in 2012 too. LGBT rights in Laos face limitations however:

"Currently, there are no laws prohibiting discrimination based on sexual orientation and the national constitution does not expressly address sexual orientation or gender identity issues. Gay foreigners visiting Laos in the 1990s sometimes reported the existence of a taboo associated with foreigners, that made it hard to interact with Laos, except discreetly at night. Today, the government does block access to LGBT themed webpages and discussions about LGBT issues in the media are rare, beyond transsexuals who are quite visible in the culture as entertainment. However, the government generally tolerates, or simply ignores, LGBT people unless they campaign for LGBT rights or judged by the government to be too publicly immodest or indecent. Tolerance for LGBT people is, as is often the case, stronger in the urban cities than in the rural neighborhoods.

The government has allowed certain public health non-governmental organizations to work with the LGBT community. Lao Positive Health Association, founded in 1999, promotes AIDS-HIV education to many different segments of Lao, including men who have sex with other men."

>3am
What is the best cure for insomnia?

>>72543478
pray to Allah

>>72544609
But I'm fedora tipping mater race!

>>72542537
Wow, that's more gay friendly than I expected. Seems that as long as you don't make too much noise about it, the government doesn't care.

>>72545288
The one thing Laos have a problem with is that they're afraid of words such as "human rights" or even "rights" in general (not just LGBT), currently there are no human rights institutions established in the country (national or international).

In Sombath's case for instance, he may have been targeted because of the growth of Lao social organizations that are beginning to question projects that lack transparency—especially on issues related to land concessions, dams, the illegal timber trade, and the environment. His disappearance points to a new threat hanging over social organizations, which do not dare now to question large projects or to work with local communities. Nowadays, the working atmosphere in these organizations is tinged with fear. Nobody dares mention Sombath or raise questions when talking to government or party officials.

>>72546218
But someone has to go deeper and question them for any real change to happen or at least to be the spark for change. Otherwise it will end up like Malaysian anti BN activism. Which is essentially rather lazy

>>72546665
True that. The reason Laos should return to being a democratic kingdom is that before 1975, Laos is a six-century old monarchy with a rich history. Additionally the form of monarchy did not become constitutional until after World War II and for the majority of Kingdom of Laos, a neutralist government rules throughout the country.
Once definite change happens and that the current Pathet Lao regime failed to "fullfill every need", it will leave people demanding a change in government that at least fulfill the popular demands.

If the Lao communist government needs to be brought down, a very forced form of revolution, coup or even war will be enough to completely destabilize the regime, especially if the Royal Government in-exile (which exists in real life) will be bought back to power, it's the only thing that would work well in the country considering its backstory. Additionally it should punish the Vietnamese communist actions for what they did to Lao and condemn the Lao-Vietnamese Treaty of 1977 a "forgery".

>>72547062
Is the Royal Government based in China given that they are exiled or do they just live as normal citizens deprived of their rule in Laos?

If any Revolution does occur, better hope that Western interference would be minimal as we all know what happened when the CIA tried to combat communism in the Middle East during the Cold War

>>72547062
Sure, a coup is quite enough to topple the executive of a nation like a president, king, or dictator. Like in Indonesian revolution of 1998 whereas the whole nation staged a mass demonstration that forced the president of that time to resign (Truth be told, even the military elites abandoned him which is how this revolution didn't devolved into a mass bloodbath).
But it takes more that to remove a communist regime, because the ideology of communism has a full grasp upon the structure of society. Moreover, since Laotian government was actually a puppet of Vietcongs communist, they wouldn't remain calm if their puppet government was supplanted.

>Tagalog Culture

What went wrong?

>>72547488
China would probably try to turn it into its own puppet state as soon as a revolution begins. We just might have another Viet-China tension erupting if this occurs and the Chinese and Vietnamese are trying to scramble a new puppet government.

>>72547574
Spaniards did divide-and-conquer, which lead to the division of the country. The effects of this strategy can still be felt to this day.

>>72547447
Funny thing is, many people believed that the fall of Sukarno was staged by CIA. And if this true, America would be responsible for hundred of thousands of people who was killed in the act of "communist cleansing" and the 36 years regime of Suharto.

>>72547447
>Is the Royal Government based in China given that they are exiled or do they just live as normal citizens deprived of their rule in Laos?
Nope it was based in Oregon and is founded since 2003. They're currently active through some social media outlets, including [spoiler]Facebook. I follow them under "LaosKingdom"[/spoiler]

>>72547488
>since Laotian government was actually a puppet of Vietcongs communist, they wouldn't remain calm if their puppet government was supplanted.

Laos should be overthrown by the Royal government once they will return to power, Vietnam would be saved for later in that its communist regime should also be overthrown. Since Vietnam itself featured some of the largest amount of ethnic minorities in Asia, there are no possibilities other than to function itself as a federal state based on ethnicity alone, sort of like Ethiopia but better.

>>72547696
Ah, tell me how did the relation between Vienam and PRC became sour? Both are commie as hell. Is it because of differing ideology?

Sorry but I'll head to sleep soon, will continue talking tomorrow.

>>72547873
Bonne nuit Misaofan, a demain.

>>72547949
I'll be ready to continue watching the thread however depending on how it goes. Kingdom of Laos had been, is and will always be best Laos.

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>>72547787
The CIA did play a part in all the shit going on in the Middle East right now, mainly because they supported figures that would eventually become what we associate with Islamic extremism in their bid to root out communism from the Middle East.

>>72547805
So they are like some activist group? I thought they might be members of the royal family or prominent Laotian political families in China or abroad

I dunno how Vietnam is now, only that they aren't fans of China and they do incorporate capitalistic elements into their economy(I think).

>>72547869
I dunno. I am not really into Indochina /pol/ but I am faintly aware that China and Vietnam fought in a war for some island or something in the 1980s if I am not mistaken.

>>72547873
Goodnight :3

>>72548121
>So they are like some activist group? I thought they might be members of the royal family or prominent Laotian political families in China or abroad
To clearly explain it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Lao_Government_in_Exile

>>72548121
Ah, Afghan war. Hell, who the hell would thought that some bearded guy named Osama Bin laden will be a main antagonist in the future?
Even Rambo III portrayed them as good guys, to quote "Dedicated to the brave Mujaheddin fighters."

>>72548305
Seems more like an activist group that oppose the communist Laotian government

>>72548478
What's interesting is that the members all worked for the Kingdom of Laos before 1975. Read the interview about it:
http://thediplomat.com/2014/07/interview-laos-prime-minister-in-exile/

>>72548334
Well that isn't the only thing that came back to bite the CIA in its ass. The situation in Egypt is also the result of CIA interference. But hey, at least Egypt and Afghanistan isnt' commie

>>72548605
>I may be living in a dirt poor country filled with backward zealots.
>But at least I'm not a commie.
Such positive thinking.

>>72548585
Just finished reading it. Quite interesting though I am not too hopeful for the future.

>>72548787
It is like hearing your neighbours have sex and think, at least I get real life fap material ;_;

n-not that I done it before

/asean/guys, what do you think of Royal Lao Government in exile interview in one site I linked? >>72548585

>>72548952
>though I am not too hopeful for the future.
Then what is it?

>>72548957
Sounds dubious. A despot will do anything to gain his throne.

But I hope this is just my presumption (Then again, it's not like they are doing better anytime soon).

>>72549006
Nothing much would change I imagine, or if something huge did occur, Laos would be pillowed between Vietnam and China vying for control over it. The UN and the US would be reluctant to intervene especially when there's already a lot going on.

>>72548957
Why are you so obssessed with Laos? It's not like it's the only ex-French colony in SEA or even the only communist country here: there's also Vietnam.

>>72548952
Staph it anon. You have just reminded me of my sexual depression and nonexistence girlfriend.

>>72549208
Seconded this notion.

A newly formed government is a soft target for foreign influence seeking for control (Unless ol' uncle Sam decided to intervene for the better or worse).

So basically Dutertards online are also pro-China now?

I really don't understand why Duterte is becoming more and more paranoid as each day passes. Even Gloria was never this paranoid at her worst.

>>72549265
Here's something that might cheer you up. The last time my neighbours had sex, they barely lasted five minutes and started coughing as soon as they were done...for the rest of the early morning

>>72549416
I need porn material, not some story about impotent dick and tuberculosis.

>>72549512
Ok...uhhh how about I take a webcam video of myself masturbating and you watch?

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>>72549578
Are you a girl (male)?

>>72549670
>liking girls (male)
>not liking superior girls (female)

>>72549670
No. But I am twinkish

>>72549727
Normie pls get the hell outta mah 4chins.

>>72549760
A boipussy is fine too.
Pls do it.

>>72549820
I-I'm scared, I just got my haircut and I look less feminine now

>>72549854
Just post it you twink.

Now my boner has awaken from its ling eternal slumber and waiting for the fap material that will be able to appease its unholy desire.

>>72530720
Asian Men are ripped, muscular SEX GODS who sweat pheromones like waterfalls and make white women ovulate within a 1000 miles radius of them. They possess the ultimate weapon of conquest, which can claim even entire races without a single bullet having to be fired - the BYC!

When white bois see a Asian Man coming, they naturaly lower their gaze to the ground in submission, knowing full-well how completely and utterly powerless, pathetic, meek, mentaly ill wrecks they are in comparison to a ASIAN GOD.

No matter how much you autistic cuckolds here on 4chan bitch and moan, natural selection already dictates that whites get weeded out of existence by more evolutionary fit Asians!

>>72549986
Where can we go that is just the two of us?

>>72550100
Stop stalling my time, you are safe here with me.
Do it.

>>72550238
Got discord? Maybe I can show you there

You must also masturbate with me

>>72550309
Too gay. Furthermore, I cannot divulge any kinds of information that would put my online anonymity at risk.

No, saying "no homo" before masturbating each other doesn't eliminate the faggotry.

Post anything, thighs will do.

>>72550553
No. Not here, this is a blue board OwO

>>72550635
Thighs aren't NSFW man.
Or post feet! Anything man, I'm in desperate need of my daily dosage of fap man!

>>72550732
I need my fap too. What will I get in return?

I want it private

>>72550763
I will... Uh, dump my porn folder! That'll do!

>>72550846
No. I want to see your thighs and cock

>>72550869
That's not how this deal work, mang. You started the whole thing and now it's your turn to show me the goods. An eye for an eye, comprendre mon amie?

>>72551046
I made an offer. Now I offer the conditions if you want to accept it.

Eye for an eye :^)

Just gib discord and we'll fap together there. I am dying for my fix too

>>72551095
The lackness of agreeable alternatives implies your hesitance upon this deal. Stop this circular debate and just post anything.

>>72551271
Discord have no webcam support. Skype now

tetek

Damn it. Guess I am just gonna have a boring fap again

>>72551344
Ah, it seems that you've taken the wrong conclusion, which makes my previous speculation became more and more apparent. You see, it would be preferable if you are a girl (male), but alas the reality says different, which only made me more hesitant to be involved with such sheer faggotry.

>>72551578
hmmph! Maybe you would leak them out even if private

>>72551640
Depends on the goods, amigo. If it is really good, then probably is. But if the opposite, the I'll be forever mentally scarred because I've just seen a masturbating twink.

>>72551748
Are you also feminine?

>>72551806
No, I'm quite tall with big frame, not fat but not skinny.

Your turn fag.

>>72551954
Uhh.....ummm maybe you are too masculine for me.

I am quite tall and thin

>>72552012
>I am quite tall and thin
Congrats! You just described a vast majority of human population.

Be more specific you queer.

>>72552087
girl(boy) is still gay anon

180cm tall, 60kg, twinkish

There

>>72552216
Skin tone, race (inb4 keling or cow), blah blah blah.

>>72552299
fair, Chinese

Now, your skintone. Do you shave your penis too?

>>72552338
Half-Javanese with tanned skintone (Fuck this trupical country.) And yes, used to when I had a gf (We never fucked) but now I just let it grow because it looks funny when bald.

>>72552521
>hairy
eewww 0_0

>>72552612
It's not like a girl would give me sucky and fucky anytime soon.

Your turn queer, dick size this time.

>>72552767
5.7 inches, curved.

>>72552782
14 cm (or 6 inches you tard). Quite thicc if compared to other inferior males.

>>72552925
wtf why are you so angry?

At least yours' slightly bigger than mine

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What neo-conservatives like Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan adhered to.

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What people from the new left like Tony Blair adhered to.

"Tough on crime; tough on the causes of crime"

>>72553001
I just need some pussies to fuck. or some thicc asses to sit on my face.

Most women I've met are actually not interested in sex. And the good looking ones just can't catch my macho charm.

>>72553231
And I desperately want to have a fap session that isn't boring but I only got a masculine man with me now

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>Bisaya Culture

What went wrong?

>>72553318
Any pornstar recommendation? I really want to fap to conventional porn.

>>72553455
>conventional porn
yuck! doesn't turn me on so I don't know any

I just want a cute gf to love damn it. I am so lonely

>>72553534
>doesn't turn me on
So asking random people online to masterbate with you is turning you on?
Disgusting.

>I just want a cute gf to love damn it
>feels.jpg

>>72553699
No, not you because you are hairy and masculine. Now it turned me off

>>72553759
>No, not you because you are hairy and masculine.
Strange, I though that you are into creepy shit, yaoi and bara.

>>72553845
>bara
yuck wtf. The only yaoi I am into is cute femboi

>>72553883
>cute femboi
Post it plx. There's nothing like flopping (woman's) dick.

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>>72554012
This is a blue board so this is what you get :3

>>72554102
>2d
Please, upgrade your dimension.

>>72554139
Go to /gif/ for that

>>72554312
Eew it's trannie T_T

>>72554410
Not sure if trap or trannie

>>72554594
Oh God no. What have I done

>>72554719
No no no

>>72554928
I don't want to know

reported to polda metrojaya
see you in jail nigger

>>72555082
Wow...didn't know she does nudes

I wanna dash charge her port with my charger

>>72555265
Where can I find a specimen like that willing to breed?

>>72555197
I find her the cutest so far

https://djarumnews.blogspot.co.id/2015/09/tolak-bayar-40-juta-foto-bugil-istri.html
>region chief's wife got blackmailed and transfer US$ 2000
>said region chief tell cops
This is how you should respond to ntr

Also about chinese, type olivia gadis kacamata in google. The main pic got removed but there are traces.

>>72555601
HARAM!

>>72555639
Oh my is that you?

>>72555671
Well, I appear to be me.

When I was an European traveling in Asia, I realized I fucking hate Europeans that travel to Asia.

With their stupid fucking bags and bicycles and shit. Yeah you can get laid in fucking Bangkok, congratulations.

Omg the temples are so mystical oh my god I can feel the Chakras flowing

Hey let's go to the most scammy place I can find on TripAdvisor, that's the best idea ever.

I am sorry that we are so retarded

It's nice when you borrow a motorbike tho

quality thread as usual

>>72555681
And you appear to be ripe for rape

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>Banned
Wew lads. It seems that the mod has done his job for free.

Fuck you NipMoot.

Mr Kim wants to see you at his office now wagecucks!

Dead thread

Allah is dead.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqJPmhCH_SI

ayy what the fuck?

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>that one Frenchfag with the obsession about Lao. Want to stage a coup, throw lives million Laotians to the unstable cliff for his stupid meme "human rights"

>>72559856
Asian spring soon

>>72559856
Rip vietcunt

>>72559856
asean is better on its own we are already peaceful but only the west barbaric enough to do something like this

>>72560069
>we are already peaceful
Our traffic death count is not, ban women from driving when?

Asean is the chinks, whites and everything else in-between's playground.

>>72560142
>traffic death count
>implying its a national threat
what is this rlly? just because somethng happens once and ppl already went apeshit. if anything ban syabu/weed

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who is this man?

>>72560473
>ISIL kills:8 injuries
>2 decade of gommie terror :155 deaths
>traffic:6k annual death+healthcare cost
That numbers more than justifies a national threat.

Hello guys, watcha doin'

>>72530720
>indon: kek by chinks
>matlaysia: chinks with brown skins and sucking arab cocks.
>singapore: chink mustard rice
>flips: ruled by 99% chink politicians
>vietcong: wished they were chink
>thai: actually genetically chinks with funny names.
>cambodia: who cares
>laos: who?
>brunei: muh moslem proteges of lee kuan (you)
>timor leste: flithy gaijin abos.

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>>72560477

>>72560804
sucking china's dick.

>>72560773
You're shit drivers. Mat drivers shld be moslem banned from singapoor.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/regional/2017/03/19/prostitution-to-redemption-a-farm-girls-journey/

>>72560843
delet

>>72560906
legalise beer baths , muh moslem kouhai!

>http://media.iyaa.com/article/2016/12/tahun-2017-mnctv-akan-tayangkan-4-drama-seri-filipina-3573218.html
KILL ME

>>72560843
>ruled by 99% chink politicians
what did he mean by this

>>72560921
make indonbro flip again?

>>72560843
>vietcong: wished they were chink
Just say that here in Vietnam and you might have a chance of getting beat the shit off.

>>72553231
Maybe because you don't have a macho charm, and you are simply deluding yourself because your mommy pampered you throughout life.
"Who's my handsome young man? You are"

>>72560892
>You're shit drivers
Said the one who keeps dying a fiery death on our highways.
>>72560921
Its always flip dramas, Laos and East Timor tv dramas/police drama when?

Capitalism is the way.

>>72560843
>Uncle Sam: on the verge of moral collapse

>Yurop: feminist shithole infested with Islamic rapefugees

>Australia: economy fueled by the Chinese

>Canada: Sweden 2.0

>Africa: Chinese mining company

Now tell me again why China isn't the future?

what to do on Tuesday afternoon

>>72561548
Can China defeat Soros and the new world order?

>>72561548
Trump will save them

>>72561804
Trump can't even handle handshake from chinese colony Chinada.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/03/19/student-killed-as-m-cycle-skids-and-lands-on-grave/

Spooky

I wont get HIV / AIDS if I insert my penis inside a boipuccy if I wear a condom right?

test.

to that flip who plays some mmofps with me

sorry my ping is bit too high because it's raining like crazy right now

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>tfw treat my malaysian-chinese gf like a cumdumpster and she loves it.
Are all asian females this cum hungry? pic related she looks like this

>>72563270
>he lies on the internet
there there

>>72549262
I know that Laos is part of French Indochina and one of the remaining 5 communist states but still I hoped this new, royal government should be taken care without China or Vietnam comptine against each other for.

fuck this i want to lose weight
help

>>72563562
Don't eat

>>72563320
i-its true!

>>72560843
You forgot:
>myanmar: remove mooslims

>>72563270
Yes. Gotta fuck them all slanty eyes chicks and destroy their hairy clams.

>>72563270
wtf i dont look like her

>>72563640
Oh my, guess it isn't. Be a good slut and bend over

>>72563774
You can join in the threesome too. You two shall be worn out

>>72563562
Work out.

Haa..ah, I want my dick sucked by Ilani-chan.

Why did Memenose lose the poll? I thought we liked her.

>>72564116
Who?

>>72564129
Stale meme is stale.

>>72564129
Memenose is not 'that' pretty 3bh.

>>72564148
Is that Mami person really that popular here? I thought only the tripfag likes her.

>>72564203
There's no fucking other options you mongrel! I want to vote for Durrrtartard and all I can choose are a stupid ugly meme and literally who singer.

>>72564203
Many anime/anison fans (me included) do.

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>>72564203
No lel. Nobody knows her here. Then again this is the place where trash music is in the top ten. Ed Sherran and Clean Bandit are ok though

>>72564481
>Not classical music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMkmQlfOJDk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0

How does it feel to be a plebeian?

Brunei is here to darken your day!

>>72564553
>not based Starset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2jFtRHjbPo

>>72564599
Ignoramus! Prepare to feast your ears with Bombastic Classics!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUWeTaTf8LY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T7eMctuJLQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU

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>>72564707
Where are the cute girls dancing in skimpy clothing?

Just as I thought, none

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>>72564727
>Where are the cute girls dancing in skimpy clothing?

Malayanons, does this song remind you of anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmuFOuh3QHs

>>72564553
>not posting pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6rX3wlDsVI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
Fact: the composer died on my favorite singer's birthday

>>72564707
Also, what is with this meme about Rio and KFC?

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>>72564762
Yes. It reminded me about when I was chased by a pig during a school trip. Since that day I feel rather vengeful whenever I eat pork.

>>72564880
It doesn't remind you of champagne?

>>72564762
I prefer the Aragonaise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjb6fbA5yu8

And here's a better pipe organ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY

Here's mah favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDh9LcmYyA4

>>72563774
yeah you look much more beautiful especially with my cum all across your petite body <33

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>Maid Dragon flopped
Not even CHU CHU YEAH could save it. What a shame.

>>72564906
That is the sort of music that plays when a funny cartoony chase scene occurs. I'll never forget how my teachers laughed at me when that fat pig was charging straight towards me

>>72565321
But it's the official F1 champagne song.

I finally had a 8 hour non interupted sleep. I thought I was gonna die because 3 days with less than 3 hours of sleep.
Fucking meth do this to me.

>>72565380
Now it is the music that plays when funny chase sequences occur.

>>72565422
>meth
Reported to Durterter.
Enjoy your bullet, anon.

Dinner

Canned tuna + bread

Dinner

Maggi goreng

Dinner
My wife's pussy

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Asan si Bane? At bakit nakasuot siya ng maskara?

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I want to get some SEA women pregnant and then leave them.

I don't mind if I do this through sex or artificial insemination.

How do I go about doing this?

Dinner


my Chinese gf's pussy

>>72565294
How bad is it?

>>72566437
Go to Cebu.

Dinner
Pasta with egg and roquefort

>>72566437
Go to Thailand and Philippines for top tier sex tourism. We hope you enjoy your stay. Remember to only touch the designated sex workers

>>72566493
2739 or so discs sold for the first volume. For otaku shows, anything selling 3k per volume is generally considered a flop.

>>72566437
Go to Angeles.
Seriously though, don't do that. Being a sex tourist isn't fun at all. Try going to SEA for more relaxing reasons, like going to the beach or something.

>>72566504
But I don't want sex for the sake of sex. I could do that with my wife.
I want to impregnate and leave.

Dinner

boring british food

Save me. I am dying to cook but my landlord won't let me after I nearly burn down the kitchen

>>72566568
Think of your newborn child and wife, Blake.
Be a responsible dad.

>>72566608
Responsibility is the last thing sex tourists would have

>>72560980
>Laos tv dramas/police drama when?
I think hardly anyone care about what cinema and serial television is like in that country desu.

kentut

lembu

Dinner

Rice and Indomie

Fucking kill me /asean/, I've eaten the same shit for several months now, my stomach begs for mercy.

banyak

>>72566667
Celaka Malay chan si keling.

>>72566675

Just change indomie flavour lad

>>72566593
buy those george foreman grill
just plug it in and nothing to worry about since you aren't cooking

>>72566675
pece lele
murah dan sedap

>>72566708
I've done it my old chap. Different flavour everyday and today is the Ayam Bawang day.

>>72566741
I hate seafood.

>>72566712
That would produce smoke. And my room have a smoke alarm. It would also leave smell. Not very good.

Plus after that incident where I accidentally left the stove on too long, my landlord practically cooks for me.

>>72566568
Well, tinder or wechat or whatever, pretend to put condom, fugg them, shoot it deep inside, gib some cash, leave. Delete account. Done!

Can i have the honor to do new thread?

>>72566795
Too late:

>>72566818
>>72566818
>>72566818

>>72566608
But I am thinking of my wife. I don't want her to have too many kids. So I'll have them with other women.

moo ;_;

I

>>72536668
Nope we are
>Without colonizers we wouldn't be a country anyway

>>72566832
Why do you want another fucking kid, Blake?

wtf is this smell?
who farted?
it smells like rotten egg

>>72566908
Doubtful
Things would be different definitely

>>72566916
Full of vigour

>>72566954
There would be no Philippines without Spain or America as we wouldn't have been given reason to "unite"
I have already accepted the fate for this country, everyone is bound to be cucked

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>>72530720
Do ASEAN's have any creative insults for old-fat-white sexpats/pedos who come to SEA?

Also, translation please.

>>72567055
It would be different since we Are an archipelago

Each island might be a nation on its own