/brit/

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cara.

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still feel dumb and i dont do drugs/alcohol

>You’ve tried to confirm your identity too many times

Who gets this when they try to log into their HMRC? I literally can't fucking access my tax info or get any help anywhere.

I phone them and get an automated bot that doesn't recognize anything you say so I can;t get through to anyone irl

alri

>>72530848
JANNY

>>72530099
love nige face t b h l a d s

>>72530848
janny shan't be liking this

>>72530645
are you northern or one of the lesser british races?

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>>72534788
>karma

We're all in here

>>72530140
Hnnnng

God almighty I wish Cara had a 12inch dick

>>72530848
minges are absolutely fucking disgusting

>>72530140
Christ she's disgusting

>>72535141
Met online t b h, not a dating site or anything bent like that though. Just started talking anonymously and turned out she went the same uni as me.

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Rosario Dawson lads

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>>72530099
already a thread you window licker spastic

all in here lads

>>72535175
>>72535175
>>72535175

>>72535304
Why does a man in Mexico impersonate Carasjongen in /cum/?

>>72535305
Yeah, feel nice on your willy though

>>72535175
>>72535175

Non-virgin thread.

>GET A SLICE OF THE ACTION Here's how you can get yourself a FREE Domino's pizza tonight

hard hitting news from the Sun

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best fanning

>>72535334
Oh now you want to link properly? Too late we're all in here

>>72530848
whats with those growths ist that an std or something
ew

>>72535305
some

>>72535327
elite post

>>72535334
>single linkers

>>72535399
body

>>72535399
Thick lips and a small, tight clit is the only aesthetic minge type I've ever seen

>>72535387
her sister is hotter desu

>>72535420
told

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2.5m more British children in poverty, the biggest rise since record began!

Further punishment forecast for pound sterling after UK Government confirms 29 March Article 50 trigger

Sterling instantly fell against the dollar to $1.239 in the wake of the news

British people deserve another vote

opening the third eye with nootropics

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>>72535387
there can only be one...

>>72535456
Whats your regime?

shares gained £120 today

>>72535438
nonce

anyone here ever had cheesy chips

>>72535455
He's got great hair

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emily

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BIG
BLACK
UNCIRCUMCISED

>>72535500
fuck off reddit

>>72535500
>socks with sandals
absolutely would NOT bang

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>>72535455
https://boards.4chan.org/out//lgbt/

>>72535485
Not a nonce but i am right

>>72535493

Nigerian genetics

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>>72535523

>>72535518
state of south korea

>>72535518
foreskins are a valuable commodity

thread is slow because we are ALL in here lads

:^)))

>>72535175
>>72535175
>>72535175
>>72535175
(4)

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I need her feet pics desu

I went to the st patricks street party in belfast and kicked the head off two taigs lol

what have you done for the empire this week?

>>72535518
lel, americans really aren't white

>>72535573

ate crisps

>>72535486
yeah got from local kebab shop once, not sure why, they were shit
cheese got cold well quick

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*puts a 20 bill down your boxers*

Is street fighting considered a hobby lids? quite the adrenaline rush, fucking love it

fight kino lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMvO_gqS5k

migrate to original made thread (newcucks stay here if you wish)

>>72535175
>>72535175
>>72535175

How do I get a mixed race gf lads?

coworker keeps talking to me about books and bookstores after i mentioned to her one time that i like to read

think she's just desperate for some more contact with me x

>>72535573
Lol never happened

>medium 'za cheaper than small
I guess I could just save some for tomorrow

>>72535573
holylands lad?

almost spewed seeing those ta*gy fucks walking brazenly down the street with the tricolour draped round their necks

>>72535532
litearl nonce twat liking little girl cunt
n-not that I kow what they look like, just what I assume

>it's another "autists splits thread" episode

ah yes

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Interesting.

sat on my balls

not a good feeling

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>Tennis

>He once played the great Conor O' Leary in a epic tennis encounter and was victorious three sets to zero (2013, 6-0,6-0,6-1). O'Leary later disputed the result as it affected his Kerry rankings. Unfortunately he did not make Wimbledon that year.

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>sissy /brit/ boys

>>72535639
Fuck off you autistic weirdo
>>72535652
Yes matesy was quite the rush

I hope brexit will be a success and everyone will be happy in beautiful Britain.

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Also interesting.

>>72535681
are you cheeen from the /sp/ era of 2012?

>>72535713
no

So hard being a bender. Not only because you want all the fit ones, but you're also really jealous of anything fit.

>>72535674
can't believe you done me like this

>>72535707
hope we can still visit sunny spain and vice versa

>>72535725
so be fit then

>>72535724
ok

>>72535708
stupid frogposter

britejn

>>72535731
>>72535699

>>72535683
Hahaha you sound like a fucking gimp, bet I'd drag you round the street and your mates would do fuck all

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>>72535740
why didn't I think of that.

"British people don't have any culture"
Mate who do you think invented shouting "OIIIII FUCK OFFFFF" when an absolute banger comes on?

>>72535757
lietuva

>>72535776
>malnourished west belfast chav

>>72535799
>>>>>/ladBible/

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Article 50 soon.

Between Bregzit, Scotland leaving, and the Queen dying soon, it's really the final days of Britain as a noteworthy nation.
The last traces of the old empire are dead.

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what level of politics do you need to reach to get police protection for life

>>72535816
ačiū

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Jesus is lord

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion

>>72535725
yeh queers seem to be extremely shallow sex-addicts only interested in shagging young men/boys rather than developing meaningful relationships.

also your degenerate nihilistic lifestyle is extremely damaging to your wellbeing - which partly explains the high levels of mental illness within the homo community.

Americans are literally just parrots, repeating phrases they've picked up from humans until they find an order that sounds funny and go with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco
HAHA HAHA HAHAHEH HAHA

>>72535853
by-election loser in east clacton

>>72535838
very fitting the queen will die during the brexit process

>>72535859
christianity was invented by kikes

>>72535863
>wiccan feminists
Screeching

>>72535838
gonna be a weird few years i reckon

>>72535838
the last traces of the empire were gone before anyone here was alive, you can't miss what you never had
now FOY

and I thought listening to James O' Brien was depressive enough for a non-remoaner, now we have JFs doing the bidding of Junker and Merkel
(not counting Spain earlier).

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>be me
>browsing the 'chon
>enter a Brit/ thread
>read all the Tim stories
>read all the fedora posts
>read all the memes
>laugh so hard I shart myself

Thank you for the memes!!!

>>72535919
paki

>>72535863
>Christian feminists (7 C, 33 P)

this is great news, for me

>>72535838
at least your virginity will be intact

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>he thinks the queen will ever die

>4 days into a 14 day break
I'm bored as FUCK

>>72535866
Umm sweetie, had a bf for 6 years, however I don't like myself for being a fatty now, and I'm jelly of all those strong arms, just feel really shit for looking like a dumbo. Would not get fit to attract others, just to be fit.

>>72535960
>gif
fuck off

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we'll make a success of brexit you heard it here first

>>72535960
terrible timed gif

>>72535920
Don't concern yourself with such matters plumber

Imagine genuinely using "sweetie" as a form of address in colloquial or formal conversation,


just imagine it,


yes, hmmm.

love louise mensch

>>72536023
i thought it was something else 2bh]
bit late now

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This is hella fucking epic :>

>2 weeks into the neetdom
I'm bored as FUCK

>>72536054
cant imagine it because no one will ever think im sweet

London would be better off it it seceded from the UK and became an independent city-state.

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>your sign
>your moon
>your rising
>What you think of the other signs

>>72536101
true

>>72536113
America would be better off if you shot yourself in the head

>>72536122
was for
>>72536113

>>72536121
>A
>FUCKING
>CRAB

>>72536139
Says who.

>>72536121
the qt

Anyone know where to cop heroin in london?

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nipples

When I link something I expect you to watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt3EZ19s_Y

Remembering all those embarrassing moments from my childhood except they never stopped once I became an adult lmao my whole life is one big long disaster haha

>>72536193
this is a virgin

_____ wanker loves his ______

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*blocks your path*

dunno why i applied for a masters desu
now im just worried i won't get in :'(

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=

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kek

whats the song that goes like;
dun nun nun du du dun nun nun

>>72536301
who is this???

>>72536271
>>72536271
>>72536271

post ur qt3.14 accents :33

notherners don't bother

>>72536328
how does rorke hold it

>>72530099
>ablobloblooo they didn't want to to be ruled by muh union, don't film him
I don't see why anyone would though, unless you're a shithole desperately clinging to more developed countries or the one to rule the others, and even in the latter case you'd think some morality would hold you back, at least in some cases.

>>72536328
don't smoke but if I did, I'd probably hold it like Primitivist

What the fuck is a Communisateur?

>>72536408
smoking is a leftist hobby

>>72536408
Rorke doesn't smoke.

>>72536328
if lefties think religion is the opium of the people then i severely doubt they'll take up smoking. especially primitivists as i dont think they'd want to smoke mass produced processed tobacco - thats too advanced.

slightly hypocritical. but when are lefties not hypocritical?

>>72536401
based yank northerners btfo

>>72536432

Are blind cats high in demand or something?

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>playing overwatch
>german guy on our team asks if anyone is in gamechat
>"I am"
>suddenly an English duo start screaming potato into the mic at a high pitched voice at me
wtf lads... i thought we were mates

>>72536428
gay cunt the only way to hold it is syndicalist
>>72536450
fuck off you boring nerd cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHkqQNAP4B8

cute
lefty
nice
bright

want a Rosario gf lads

>>72536475
haha that was literally me

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>>72536456
ayyy

>this turbosperg on the chase gone for the low offer

might need to turn off due to his unawareness of his autism

>>72536445
rorkes are the lower working class, of course they smoke

French girls are for the intellectual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOxKCKC09A

>>72536475
>overwatch
alri 'ddit?

>>72536475
>I thought we were mates
fuck off back home you anglo dubliner cunt

>>72536524
Smoking is for rich people mate its a tenner for 17 fags

sup /brit/

i met this brit at a house party and we chatted shit about music and canada (he was doing a semester abroad in montreal) at the end I asked him for his name and I told him mine which is a typical scottish name and he sheepishly told me his surname which was dutch...

would english people care about the fact that he doesnt have anglo heritage? he was born in the UK and came off as an englishman

>>72536524
>trying to mock rorkes for being low class while having an entire infographic about your lower class habits from a lefty perspective
lmao

>>72536475
you shouldn't play games

'ELLO DAHLIN'!

>>72536507
heem yourself

>>72536540
dont worry lad i started shouting fuck the queen at them

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ah yes, the so-called "scran" is inbound

>>72536584
No one in the UK gives a single shit about muh heritage.

i think most dutch people are ashamed of their weird van dutch names

>>72536586
don't you often complain that the lefties are all middle class?

>>72536512
>mfw i made this
>mfw I couldn't find a close match for the text font in paint

:^)

>>72536623
T.siyon

>>72536604
>Muhammad

ah yes it's haram to eat pork but not to deliver it on a pizza on a scooter to heathens

>>72536526
Guess I'm a brainlet then haha

>>72536619
meant to reply to >>72536584

>>72536619
why would they be?

>>72536609
pakis and other immigrants do for some reason. not sure why though as they left their shit-hole countries because they were shit-holes. i wouldn't be proud of that.

just microdosed on ibuprofen

>>72536193
I like it very much, but what does Janny make of this I wonder?

>>72536661
what are you trying to imply here?

>>72536623
>haha smoking is for the absolute dregs of the lowest class of society
>here's an infographic about all the ways in which us dirty commies smoke
>BUT UR THE HYPOCRITE
State of the left.

my mate died last year and we smoked some of his ashes in a spliff

>>72536353
Some twat was here a few weeks ago saying it was finally the year of AMD
Hope the little mong is kicking himself

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>>72536630
iktf

i tried to modify it for irish. i had a good idea to just copy and paste other letters in the form of a word, but the last two letters i still just had to type

it's 4chan, nobody's going to care about this stuff

>>72536661
he's an atheist

>>72536661
muslims are hypocrites in multiple ways mate

>>72536692
just the irony of religion in general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54fea7wuV6s

music video of 2017 right here lads

>>72536661
more infidels means more space in the afterlife for gods chosen people

>>72536701
i don't speak for "the left"
i was merely pointing out that lower class people tend to smoke more :) don't get defensive about your scum identity

Mashed potatoes are SHITE without butter and milk.

How do I read Chaucer?
How do I get a chav bf?

Im not a muslim but honestly pork is fucking disgusting its literally from an animal that rolls about in shite all day

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>white people don't have any culture

The people who say that don't know what the word culture means. They think it means spicy food and silly dances

They are unironically the most racist sort of people

>>72536604
fat pig

>>72536702
just like that film

>>72536677
Mudslimes are all pride and no honour. They'll never assimilate and always will be pieces of shit wherever they emigrate.

>>72536711
>it's 4chan, nobody's going to care about this stuff
kek my reasoning too

>>72536735
and salt and pepper

>>72536748
It's because white culture actually requires intelligence and curiosity to engage properly with.

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>>72536740
>bent mexicans

>>72536630
>try to call someone a mong
>don't even have the brains to just cut the letters you need directly from the image and paste them together to form a word

>>72536711
>try to call the irish mongs
>cut and past 3 letters from the image together to form a word
>just slap the last two letters in using a textbox
>even though both of those letters are available in the image to be copied and pasted
Fuck me. Do you two get off on embarrassing yourselves or something?

>>72536748
Name a single white cultural food.
Hamburgers? ahahahahahah

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stop slag shaming

>>72536748
>PoC food
so many delicious dishes. Too many to name in fact

>white food
bread and butter sandwich

>>72536735
Mashed potatoes aren't much to speak of in general really. A list of the main potato types from best to worst;

Roast
Fried
Mashed
Boiled

>the name Muhammad is mentioned in a /brit/ thread
>threads bursts with culture talk and muslim talk
I've been going at the (you) game all wrong lads.

>>72536748
White Americans don't. When people say "white people have no culture" 99% of the time they mean Americans. And there is no collective white culture either.

>>72536742
Thank you for your valuable input, rasheed. Please do feel free to fuck off.

>>72536728
>i was merely pointing out that lower class people tend to smoke more
>while posting an infographic about how much the left loves to smoke
don't get so defensive about your scum identity, hypocrite :)

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>>72536748
why do people say whites don't like spicy food?

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What books you lot reading then?

>>72536832
they kinda do though. Yank culture is white american culture
nigger culture is a subset of that but they're too dumb to realise

>>72536702
that's vile and probably illegal


>>72536758
which one

>>72536748
white culture is global, that's the problem

something as inane as using a knife and fork is white culture.

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>>72535500
>>72535526
>>72535523
>>72535538

wtf is wrong with her? https://twitter.com/emilysteaparty/status/829088120746283008

>>72536751
I shall remember your post

>>72536820
>>72536832
Further proof that the Irish are indeed not white.

Famine Part Two when?

>>72536867
Monte Cristo

>>72536742
so does your aul one

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>>72536803
>Fuck me. Do you two get off on embarrassing yourselves or something?

>>72536803
I tried spelling Northerner, not mong

you northern mong

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>>72536800

>>72536879
Not any more white boy
You made that shit global, now it belongs to everybody.

White people have NOTHING that belongs to them anymore.

>a knife and fork is culture
alri autismo

>>72536935
>tried
>he has to actively try to spell
fucking hell

successfully filtered all humanities that aren't history off of /his/, just the way it was intended to be

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cA3eflIqYs

yanks are making fun of our tim lads

>>72536959
food is a huge part of culture you dumbass

>>72536852
>implying i posted it

also you're just copying me now, i know my arguments are stronger than yours but please stay original

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Stormzy's

Is there anything funnier than watching the wagies stuck in traffic as they rush home for their 4 hours of freedom?

>>72536877
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0278488/

>it's not a culture if i say it isnt
alri sperg
how about wearing suits and ties
hint: if you think wearing a kimono or something is cultural dress but a suit and tie isn't, you're a mong cunt

>>72536992
>n-n-n-no! it d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doesn't count!
>leave me alone REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72536994
tasty yat

>>72536989
you eat forks and spoons up in Canada?

>>72537029
whats with the stuttering? struggling to see how you're not getting btfo here

>>72536959
it is you absolute idiot
Europeans use a knife and fork, east asians have chopsticks and muslims use their hands...
while only a small thing it is still a part of what makes your culture

Common law and Civil law are white culture.

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too cultured and refined to care what wogs blather on about

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could have SWORN his name was Stromzy and Stormzy desu

>>72537038
>implying the way the food is consumed doesnt play a part

go back to nursing to your st paddys day hangover

Too much upper and lower class filth in this general
this is a middle class thread. Everyone else LEAVE

>>72537038
would you consider eating with chopsticks to be a part of asian food culture

new b's bs out lads
it's a goodun

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>>72536988
fucking yanks

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>>72537038
we use chopsticks

>>72537057
>be a hypocrite
>get called out for it
>N-NO U
>get pointed out that you're only proving me further right
>HAHA BTFO I WIN AGAIN!
state of you

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>tfw you wake up at noon and haven't got a care in the world the rest of the day

have a nice time at work 2day, wagies?

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Does modern masculinity exist?

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incredibly tired but have to go to the gym and cook lunch for the next two days

le sigh

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>Hi there mister, do you have a moment to talk about sound currency and liberty?

What do?

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do americans really do this?

>>72537101
http://mandelaeffect.com/

>>72537131
*smiles wryly*
you seem to have been annoyed, my good gentleman

>>72536959
>>72537038
"fork" is literally a bad word in North Korea because it's considered an integral part of white, western culture

>>72536328
lol I can imagine some uni mong desperately trying to mimick these

>>72537154
portion is far too small for an american, must be fake

>>72537163
>u-umad
I couldn't be more embarrassed for you if you had a "fuck capitalism" sticker on your iphone.

>>72537175
>uni mong
t. got rejected from SOAS

>>72537144
yeah you show it by supporting conor mcgregor

>>72537212
>still replying angrily

there is no need to be upset

>le so randumb :P
Please shant

>>72536328
who the fuck actually smokes like a syndicalist in that picture, get the stink of smoke on all your fingers and burn them all
also creasing at the state of the leftcoms smoking lol

>privileged enough to enjoy higher more intellectual pursuits
>down to earth enough to enjoy the frivolity of the commons

truly the middle class is blessed.

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>>72536994
>tfw no strong independent gf

R8 the 'caroo lads http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LTLk0eXoFZ

>*replies angrily about people replying angrily*
Does the left ever get tired of embarrassing itself?

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>3 players have taken the negative Chase offer

Mental illness is white culture

>>72537222
I'm done uni
I just knew these sorts of people who would desperately try to cultivate an "image" of being some enlightened vanguard when in reality they were just some meat puppet

>>72537324
what are you even trying to achieve with this post

>>72537318
>end up having to pay money to the Dark Destroyer at the end of the show

girl i had a crush on all through secondary school has had a kid lol

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>>72536328
>tfw hold spliffs in a mix of maoist, primitivist and egoist, which more or less describes my ideology

>>72537324
psychoanalysis is the white liberal faith

>>72537154
What? Use forks?

>>72537347
All serial killers are white people
white people think they are so "le epiczorz for the win!" and there egos are so big

>>72537347
He's right though

*strolls into thread*
*doesn't read a SINGLE post*

lol

>>72537310
Why are you trying to speak like us now?
Why are you so desperate for our approval?

Try to reply without projecting

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>>72536988
Who cares, Tim's a fucking twat, I unironically hope he dies soon

Imagine if that antisocial schizo freak moved in next door to you

Kev >>>>>> Tim

>>72537371
Girl that asked me out shit a kid out literally 10 months after I said no.

>>72537310
Chuckled

>>72537410
was she cute?

>>72537392
This, Tim was always a shitty replacement for kev

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BRAKING NUDES:
Director of the F.B.I. has suspended the House Intelligence Committee's session to urinate (and possibly defæcate).

IT'S BEGINNING; WE ARE REACHING ZERO–HOUR.

>>72537375
put the fork in your right hand

>>72537429
I remember thinking she was when I first saw her, but I think it was because she was the only girl I'd seen up to that point that wore glasses like I did.

Microwaveable food is white culture

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>£6000 pot
>4 players
>3 took negative offers

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rate my thicc bitch

Imperialism, murder and theft is white culture

>>72537318
>>72537500
>the rationalisations some self-serving, council estate mong offers about it being 'a team game' and 'having an extra player in the final'
>before answering 0 questions in the final chase
I hope people who go low get bullied once they go home, desu.

>>72537376
>All serial killers are white people
literally just factually incorrect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims

gonna go to taco bell, you lads want anything?

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'he 'f

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>>72537307
I suddenly had a striking image come to me of that wine glass half full of cheap disgusting wine and covered in greasy hamburger finger prints and greasy lip marks

success is white culture

>>72537536
Your not convincing anyone sweetie :)

>>72537553
she is perfect (srs)

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>>72537516
only bad form the losers prospective

>>72537524
>>72537524
>>72537524
>>72537524

NEW

>>72535175
>>72535175
>>72535175
old new >>>>>>>>>>
migrate when bump limit is reached.

>>72537508
DODGY

DAVE

>>72537525
*steals 10 grand from you at the end of goldenballs*

New:

>>72537565
>>72537565

>>72537500
Bet it was an elderly white man who answered all the questions

how come rorke is always able to present himself as the underdog no matter how many times his side wins

>>72537579
>>72537587
fuck off twats, we don't need two new /brit/ when there was already one posted an hour ago

>>72537579
>>72537580
>>72537587
u are so fucking gay its unbelievable

>>72537579
>>72537580
>>72537587
can you prats do anything right?

>>72537621
Fuck off yank

>>72537524
>>72537524

>>72537566
alright love x
*notices your carer walking around looking for you in the background*
*raises my hand to get their attention and nods at you*
[to your carer] haha no he was no trouble at all, have a nice day

>>72537410
>shit

Fuck off yank

>>72537458
Obviously people just use whatever their dominant hand is

>>72537610
feeling victimised is core to the rorke experience

Shan't be leaving this thread until Janny works his magic and leaves the true nu floating to the top.

>>72537637
>Fuck
FOY