Based Theresa May edition
cara
>>72530084
>Theresa May
May what?
Psychic vampires
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Still hungover from the old weekend debauchery
I'm going to McDonalds
/brit/, you want anything?
emily
>>72530084
>based may
Shant be taking part in this thread.
>>72530084
Theresa animMaye
>>72530084
>>72530087
Mummy may wore it better
>>72530132
Yeah two big macs and a strawberry milkshake thanks buddy
Wish I had a strong, passionate, noble culture like the Welsh.
>>72530132
i want you to not come back
>>72530156
mummy may's rolemodel is very cute
TRIGGERED
>>72530138
>>72530132
NEED a McGangbang, sorry for the vile language x
>>72530128
Are you coughing?
2 oclock and im still sitting in my pants what am i like lol
no u
>>72530087
post the one with the red scarf
>being a shill for the monarchy/establishment
>supporting people who are disgusted by your very existence
really churns the grey matter
CHOOOOOON
>>72530254
Alright Giancarlo give it a rest
>>72530273
pretty much everyone is disgusted by my existence haha
IF I DID THAT THEN THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY
>>72530084
thank you mummy may :3
>>72530187
Bit mean
>>72530260
>>72530263
so she's gonna be an anti social, apathetic cunt then
Good book tb h
>>72530301
get off 4chan then
Woke up not long ago, lying in bed with my bag of junk food next to me. Bit scared to look at my emails hahhaha
Cousin just posted this on fb
Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
pooing a do
>>72530349
what are you
are you a student or neet
gf just posted this on fb
>>72530156
Theresa May makes me feel physically ill to look at
Literally have no disagreement with her politics, but she really is hideous
>>72530349
Waheyy
>may
>based
hmmmmmmmmm
>>72530273
I am the establishment, fuck off povvo scum
>>72530383
you've posted this a few times now and it still isn't funny or interesting
>>72530357
be the first person to like it lad
>>72530357
>even when I become a teacher
*blocks you*
estonias flag innit
>>72530405
>>72530218
These tests are bullshit
People with personality disorders, depression, anxiety and basically any socially inhibiting mental condition will come up as autistic
*changes the HPLC column*
always read afp in news articles as associated fucking press because i didnt know what it meant for a long time but i heard of associated press
cant help it at this point
>>72530457
why do you get your news from afp
need to leave this grey paki shithole country
What you lot planning for mother's day?
>>72530381
yeah haha ;)
>>72530392
;)
Is Kevposting dead?
still feel dumb and i dont drink/do alcohol
>>72530526
never
We shouldn't have had a referendum, the people of the UK don't know the first fucking thing about what the EU actually is, what it does, how it operates, why it operates, its history and purpose, its contribution to economic activity, its importance in geopolitics, and so on. This goes for both sides. It's an incredibly stupid thing to have a referendum about.
As for Leave voters, a spade is a spade. There is no point being polite post Brexit, the country is full of morons. If they don't like being told how it is they can leave instead of being bleeding heart snowflakes whinging about how they are misunderstood.
Leave voters carp on about how offensive it is to note the fact that leave voters, on average, are thicker than remain voters.
They whinge about how education doesn't equal intelligence and usually have some anecdote about a guy with a PHD who has no common sense, but another guy they know who drives a bus and is a genius.
The offence is ridiculous and the fact that they constantly try and say "Your snobbish attitude is exactly why they voted leave" makes me think it's even more important that their dishonest SJW-ing/political correctness on behalf of leave voters needs to be shut down whenever possible.
Brexiteers are exactly the type of people who think political correctness has "gone mad" and that the supposed liberal establishment doesn't allow a spade to be called a spade. Yet they are hypocritically offended when the fact that the stupid, the uneducated, the angry Daily Mail readers (who are stupid) voted en masse for brexit. And much of educated, the economist and financial times reading minority, voted for remain.
Leave voters are on average stupider. Fact. Cue gnashing of teeth and cries of "snobbery".
>>72530493
see it referenced in news articles all the time, dont actually read them
are members of the house of lords descended from actual lords
>>72530408
yet here you are, on 4chan, at 2:15, on a Monday afternoon, when you should be busy working somewhere in Whitehall. Stop lying you role playing mong.
>>72530508
howling at this post
>>72530439
is that your self portrait?
may is even more pathetic than cameron
the state of modern british """"""""""conservatives""""""""""
*charges at your shins like a madman*
my cock looks huge in the mirror
>>72530525
are you student or neet
answer now
so I was in Dover and this is what I was excited to see across the channel but I saw precisely fuck all
>>72530555
no. also fuck cats
>>72530557
Took the day off pal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cA3eflIqYs
yanks are talking shit about Tim again lads
Reckon weed and chronic depression have basically lobotomised me
Cannot remember with clarity anything at all that has occurred in my life
People I talk to can remember details of conversations that happened months ago, I can't remember even talking to them
>>72530581
that's the emperors new clothes effect
>>72530384
>Literally have no disagreement with her wanting to spy on me and even give local departments like the fire brigade access to my entire internet history
>>72530590
FOY
business idea: hs4 direct from islamabad to birmingham through london, further extensions as necessary to counter white flight
>>72530583
student but may as well be a neet
>>72530634
Why is there a picture of me on that bag
>>72530607
what's this from
>>72530632
emperors new cock hehe
>>72530572
She's still miles better than Comrade Corbyn
>>72530649
You're an American too fucking asshole
>do alcohol
What did he mean by this
made me fink
>>72530642
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear mate
>>72530663
same haha ;)
>>72530634
why women are allowed to wear beautiful heels but me not? that's unfair. i want to wear such shoes and pink heeled sandals too without being beaten up for doing that.
You all need to find God lads
>>72530710
haha
same
>>72530607
cant listen atm
what is it
>>72530693
stupid argument from a stupid person. sad!
>>72530710
>>72530680
not much to be proud of
wish we had real conservatives desu
>>72530681
(f)
(o)
(y)
>That one faggot who keeps saying we didn't vote for May or this government
Also what if May and Boris are the same person? We've never seen them in the same room together, what if he's pulling a Misses Doubtfire on us?
>>72530737
yanks taking the piss out of tim
>>72530693
do you know what aggregate risk is? do you think you will never do a google search or click a link which can be used against you?
>>72530691
>yfw may wipes the floor with them
>>72530747
Wish you'd naff off desu
>>72530751
>>72530681
but i have a vested interest in british history and culture
foy
>>72530680
what an achievement that is
lads it's alright she's a total fuck up who wants to take advantage of brexit to turn us into even more of a nanny state because she's better than that unelectable labour tosser
>>72530784
thank you jeremy
Art Curating or Museum and Heritage Studies lads?
>>72530810
good lad tell him
>>72530784
yuck
>>72530784
THANK YOU JEREMY
got called a welsh republican in greggs
>>72530810
yet you think there's a slim chance the House of Lords are descended from actual lords. oh my lord
>>72530627
>Cannot remember with clarity anything at all that has occurred in my life
Perhaps that was the reason to do weed in the first place.
>>72530726
Funny how belief in God directly correlates with shitholes
>>72530807
It's amazing how similar they both look when you analyze it.
>>72530827
if those are the choices then a third option must be kys
there's nothing based about may. she's a political lightweight and a turncoat who is only PM because she was too stupid and delusional to realise the position was a poison chalice.
>>72530824
When are you putting yourself forward for office mate?
>>72530827
Ouch, heard it's pretty difficult to get a proper job there
>>72530850
Good lad
>>72530794
Those of you that expect the UK will fail will probably see a drop in your income and general happiness. Those that expect the UK to thrive will probably find that they do very well. Choose what side you want to be on and how hard you want to work - that will determine how well the UK does in the coming years.
Read "The Two Travelers and a Farmer" parable and gain some perspective.
>>72530726
Encouraging people to read the bible really backfired desu.
>>72530854
t-they're not?
>>72530882
not an argument
Got called a bender in River Island
>>72530439
>>72530901
seriously...?
Business idea: build a factory, manufacture goods at a low cost and export them
cats having a spastic attack on one of my socks in my room
>>72530704
What in St. Annes? Is it in fact St. Annes' College, Oxford :^
I ate 30 bars of xanax in two days lol
>>72530932
that's racist
>>72530726
Could you imagine the stats of the uk if N.I and Scotland were counted as seperate. Maybe even Wales.
Also, I've found good.
Just today I was listening to the first book of King James (Proddy I know, but whatever) as I did my morning workout/drove to and fro.
>>72530922
She's making moves and BREGGSIT MEANS BREGGSIT sunshine
>>72530923
what were you doing in river island?
>>72530928
i drrew that picture on paint like 2 years ago ama
>Funny how belief in God directly correlates with shitholes
NEED an english gf
>>72530958
Sucking lads off probably. Only poofters shop there
gib slags
>>72530958
Chatting up the sales assistant
>>72530792
even a prat like corbyn nearly made her cry in PMQ's a few weeks ago. Don't forget she had the UK's best negotiator removed because he pointed out what a drawn out fuck up brexit will be.
>>72530928
NEED a galway girl
>>72530992
>she locks you in the basement and starves you to death
>>72530944
stds
>>72530958
Being a fucking bender.
Why else would he go to River Island and not somewhere like House of Fraiser, Scotts or tessuti.
>>72530885
better than my current degree
the university has intern programs for both
The sheer amount of political debate happening in the last 2 years has made me instantly tune out and ignore anything i don't already agree with desu. So tired of it all, my mind's made up
>>72530881
This. Conservatives as a party are competent but their interests aren't aligned with the publics much at all. They put on a front that they'll be tough on immigration (they won't), their bizarre efforts in education aren't popular (why not just reinstate grammar schools) and they are sabotaging the NHS deliberately so that in a decade or 2 they can begin to propose a privatised system.
>>72531010
good, he's a loser
she wants a girl from galway
>>72531055
>Scotts
Alri Deano
>>72531027
i dont live in houses with basements for that reason
wonder what percentage of the unemployed in the UK are muslim.
>>72531055
>House of Fraser
'eano
>>72530976
Ok, why aren't any of the best countries in Europe highly religious then
>>72531068
you and me both
Nobody tell them that Galway girls are utter shite and have rid every cock on the west coast
Anyone else just not care about the news since Trump became president? I realize it's all to sell papers overseas but it's annoying hearing shitty leftwing comedians take cheap laughs at him for easy ratings.
>>72531057
thank
Americans
>>72531168
not a fan
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfortunately I'm quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me, her boyfriend and me are walking among a group of our fellow students to school when a gang banger appears and threatens us with a gun. Her"big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millienia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang- banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she had missed before, where she had looked but had not seen. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because was only doing my duty. Safe to say, she saw who the real man was that day. may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and you'll face your worst nightmare.
>>72531168
FOY
>>72531068
this is probably the same reason old people vote the way they do, just a longer time period. kind of sympathise with them now
she wants a man from the western world with white skin
>>72531133
I stopped caring before then. Brexit was when I stopped caring.
>>72531097
>>72531113
>not wearing the best of gear.
For what purpose lads? Don't you want to look cool down the weatherspoons?
just heard an irish song about fighting some black and tanned people
they are sooooo racist, i'm literally shaking right now
>>72530939
nah at univeristy in the midlands init ;)
alri lads
>>72531132
yeah any girl who went to nuig should get a stamp on their foreheads saying used goods
>>72531183
>chick
Stopped reading there, FOY
>>72531192
>Damon Albarn
My ex gf had a crush on him that bordered on obsession, pissed me off.
going to sleep lads
have a good day
>Be conservatives
>Start a commission into cannabis
>They come back with results you don't like
>Fire them
These people are in govt. What a joke
>race is a social construct!
>race doesn't exist!
>race isn't important!
>stop treating people differently because of their race!
>why is their race important, stop brining it up!
>make everything about race at every opportunity
hmm the left
just seeing the coca cola logo when out and about makes me insatiably thirsty for one
>>72531192
I go to TK Maxx desu. Can't be paying HoF prices.
>earning 40k puts you in the top 20%
bit mad that
>>72531268
remember that
the same lads also said that ecstasy should be legal, VERY good lads imo
>>72531280
Good goy
kill all anime girls
((72531333))
>>72531333
Anime isn't real
>>72531333
>Anime isn't real
>>72531333
marry all anime girls
>>72531333
fantastic
But if I may suggest an amendment: spare Karen
>>72531307
All my TKmaxx ever has is Diesel polos and t-shirts with Gio Goi logo full sized.
>>72531333
http://imgur.com/a/eqzZu
>ywn have a comfy italian village life
I want to be a smug anime girl.
>>72531387
i don't think she'd be too happy without her friends
>>72531333
good post, god emperess dooley approves
TRUMP ABSOLUTELY BTFO!!!!!!!!
Hi lads
What's with all the anime girls itt?
You groove you lose lads, I bet you start to dance to this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4
>>72531398
Is it one of the smaller ones? They usually are a bit shit.
>>72530084
>liking Theresa May
actual cringe
>>72531326
Honestly reckon anyone who doesn't support legalisation is either
>Saying it for DUDE I AM RIGHT WING points
>Hasn't researched it at all
*observes /brit/*
ah yes, delectable
>>72531497
anime is british culture
>>72531456
Exgellend desu
>Be conservative
>Find out your spouse watches porn
>Proceed to ban his Google searches
>>72531497
It's /brit/ related
>>72531519
fuck off
>>72531438
unfortunately your eyes dont have a vibrance slider so the colours will never look like that
>>72531497
she's a mature young lady
i have a hot tub in my garden am I a part of the so-called "middle class"
>>72531539
>your eyes dont have a vibrance slider
you don't know that
>>72531535
no
howling at the fact that there are grown men on this board who enjoy anime outside of ghost in the shell and akira
>TRUMP UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE FBI OVER HIS RUSSIA TIES
HABBENDING
IMPEACHMENT WHEN?
>>72531504
Yeah, There is a big one about 40 minute drive but I hardly go.
>>72531568
ok :3
>>72531579
literally never
>Be conservative
>Tasked with the biggest responsibility of any British government in over a hundred years
>Take advantage of the commotion to try and spy on your citizens
Want a cute asian gf with a big horse mouth lads
>>72531571
But they're both just alright
It is the biggest gimmick anime of all time, but NGE + EoE is also by far the best anime of all time if you're smart enough to appreciate it like me
RIP Lizzerd.
>howling at the fact that there are grown men on this board who enjoy anime outside of ghost in the shell and akira
>Possible links between Donald Trump's campaign and Russia under FBI investigation, director James Comey confirms http://bbc.in/2nKevt4
дa дa
picture the scene.
it's 20 years from now, the UK is a irrelevant backwater full of undesirables. The wealthy and educated have long since left British shores.
You recognise theresa may in public, she is standing at the top of a long, steep stair case.
Do you kick her down them?
>he's here
>>72531632
is this one actually any good is it a meme
willy
>>72531617
is he cry?
>>72531650
ill have moved to australia by then so dont care
bum
Wonder if I could lie about getting a degree
>>72531571
>He didn't like cowboy bebop
>>72531675
he screm
>>72531650
No, since I would have long left being one of the more educated Britons on this pitiful island.
need a milf gf to take care of me
>>72531650
only if I mistake her for jeremy corbyn
communist twat
>>72531704
cuck
>>72531667
Opinions are pretty split so you'd have to try it yourself, I've been enjoying it myself and got some laughs out of it.
mathew luddington
ludcock
ludzzy
L. dot
lucky ludd ludds
>>72531675
He committed suicide by eating a poisonous frog.
>>72531616
Always thought eva was well overrated desu, good but nowhere as amazing as people say it is.
>>72531667
the quality really fell off the last couple of episodes, feels like they ran out of ideas.
PHIMOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>>72531732
What shameful display thing did he do before deciding that?
>tfw too smart to be fooled by remainers on /brit/
>>72531782
cryed in front of his gf.
heheheeheheheheehe
>>72531755
I respect your 'opinion' (pfft)
Nah but seriously can you point me to an anime with anywhere near as realistic characterisation as NGE? I'm on about 40 days on mal so there's definitely a lot of good stuff I've missed
>tfw to dumb too vote leave
wish i was a woman so i could get fucked by big dicks every day
literally every time a big musician releases a new album the spotify top 100 gets fucked
quite annoying
You "lads" are the type to change your cover photo on Facebook to a picture of Pepe and have your nan like it and comment "LOL - Whacky cartoon Jamie" while people laugh at you behind your back for being an unashamedly autistic wanker
>>72531712
Superb post
>>72531898
hah jokes on you i deleted my facebook
>>72531785
>brexiteer
>smart
actual contradiction
>>72531898
Is this a repost.
>>72531898
hah jokes on you my nan's dead
Anime expert here (have watched over 100 animes) and the best one is k-on. This is God's truth
>>72531898
Nice projection only /pol/ and /r9k/ autismos do that
>>72531983
Cats are vile
/brit/ post expert here (have seen over 100 threads) and the best one is >>72531969 . This is god's truth.
>>72531955
Stole my fucking reply you shit
>>72531942
IQ 190, try again poof
bit crazy that we have a one size fits all sentence for nearly all crimes
>rape and murder someone
>get put in a locked room
>accidentally hit another car killing the driver
>get put in a locked room
>take money that's not yours
>get put in a locked room
>>72532015
i hate this stupid retarded version of pepe
Wonder what his funeral will be like
>>72531969
good post
Rockefeller dead
Based. just need Soros now.
>>72531898
jokes on you, i only have 3 friends on facebook and none of them are even real they're just fake girls so no one would ever see it
Best Chinese cartoon coming through.
>>72531898
>2017
>still giving your entire life story to Mark Jewberg for free
>allowing yourself to be bombarded with propaganda and putting up with censorship
>engaging in meaningless political circlejerking and "debates" that never actually change anybody's views
Shan't
heh
>>72532041
ding dong the witch is dead
>>72532069
nice
>>72532046
fuck off
>>72532041
>>72532046
Why is this a big deal? Why is /pol/ so happy? He's just another capitalist.
>>72532041
about time
>He hasn't seen Dominion: Tank Police
>Thinks he can tell ME about anime
Just end it
>>72531861
>can you point me to an anime with anywhere near as realistic characterisation as NGE?
I wouldn't call that realistic characterisation, I mean while they aren't bad characters by any means, Shinjis constant unwarranted self pity just gets tiring after a while. I prefer not to call them realistic in favour of developed or fleshed, some anime with my favourites characters are The Twelve Kingdoms, Guin Saga, Crest of the Stars and Seirei no Moribito if I had to choose.
>>72532041
ISS THE ROC
ARTICLE fifty
!
>>72532041
the Illuminati would not be stupid enough to show up. Only pawns like Soros and Kissinger will be seen to attend, just to keep the casual conspiracy theorists guessing.
>>72532100
he was as Globalist as it gets
rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
and that's the guy y'all choose to name your company after?
>>72532041
satanic ritual
>>72532168
>>72532162
>>72532131
>>72532113
>>72532100
>>72532088
>>72532070
>>72532069
>>72532063
>>72532061
>>72532046
>>72532043
>>72532041
>>72532030
>>72532029
>>72532015
>>72532014
>>72532012
>>72531983
>>72531973
>>72531969
>>72531955
>>72531953
>>72531942
>>72531928
>>72531919
>>72531898
>>72532185
>>72532181
>>72532179
>>72532171
>>72532169
jokes on you
>>72532202
ALL me
>>72532181
"globalism" isn't a thing
>>72532202
all me
>>72532220
globalism is a thing.
>>72532181
fake quote
>>72532220
>"globalism" isn't a thing
>almost April
been edging (with some prostate stimulation also) for the last hour to a 12 hour compilation of theresa may footage my dad made
>>72532185
>y'all
FOY
>the (((german))) enters the thread to defend his masters
HOWLING
only 10 billionaires from the netherlands lids, might join them soon
>>72532220
>"globalism" isn't a thing
>>72532284
fuck off (soon to be) billionaire
>>72532202
alri thailad
>>72532280
put it together
i rock hoes y'all rock fellas
>>72532284
how many are merchants?
>>72532306
i'm NOT thailad
Middle class slags
>>72532282
couldn't write it
>>72532324
FOJF
>>72532305
dunno the website turnt wel laggy after scrolling down for so long
heinekens daughter almost has as much as the other 9 though
david rockefeller did nothing wrong
>>72532307
>y'all
FOY
>>72532328
absolute rotters
>>72532324
thailAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>72532328
i thought you had to be from the working class to be considered a slag
sat here making cat noises
i unironically browse /r/4chan
Fuck the future
>>72532388
Sometimes the posh girls "pretend" to be slags as a novelty
>>72532338
im WHITE and ENGLISH mate