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english rose edition
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abos aren't human
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poo poo pee pee normies get away from me
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cannot fathom love
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>>72527494
bit racist m8
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taking a seat
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Just autismo'd big time infront of the work lads at Nando's. Tempted to cide/hand in notice
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Dutchcara
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>>72527521
elaborate
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>>72527505
that assumes abos are a different race, not a different species
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interesting
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>>72527505
name any other civilization that managed to go 50,000 years without making any progress
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My pockets

Getting ready to venture outside
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>>72527478
Ugly bitch
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>>72527570
>2b
my nigger
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>>72527571
Steller post
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>>72527570
do you wear cargopants
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>>72527570
how many pockets do you have lol
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>>72527553
grossed out by this
can't explain why
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aussies aren't human
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>It's a person claims to be a nerd but only reads summaries on wikipedia of superheros and just watches the movies
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just booked a table to take the ol' mum out for brunch on mum's day
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>>72527570
why is /g/ so fucking autistic
every edc thread there are a handful of people who literally carry multiple handguns every time they leave the house
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>>72527570
wish i could draw, seems like a fun hobby
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>>72527591
>>72527591
>>72527591
Brexit match thread
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Theresa May's Brexit plans are neoliberal globalisation on steroids because the only way to succeed is to massively deregulate, globalise and open ourselves to the world (as supported by 'economists for brexit')... and there's a fair chance it will still leave us worse off overall, whilst at the same time completely fucking over the poor and increasing inequality. Their end goal is the UK becoming a low tax, light regulation, little welfare, offshore free market hub.

Goodbye workers' rights. Goodbye environmental protections. Goodbye British industry. Goodbye NHS.

The majority of people who voted for Brexit will get the opposite of what they actually want. Whether they realise or not (or admit it), and THEY are going to be the ones hit by Brexit more than anyone else. People have voted against something they're unhappy with (whether right or wrong) and they are only going to get EVEN MORE of it thanks to their vote. It's a fucking shambles.
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>>72527623
you make the rest of us look bad. i thought we had a deal
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>>72527570
Fuck off moot.
We have a chink now. We enjoy his all night threads better than yours. Okay he barely speaks english and he doesn't do all night threads.
ur a cunt
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interesting
https://i.imgur.com/ASmecdL.gif
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>>72527617
comic fans are geeks not nerds
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>>72527570
>alcatel
bon gars
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>>72527568
The Irish
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>UK Government Puts Broadband ISP Internet Snooping Measure ON HOLD due to ECJ
>http://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2017/02/uk-government-puts-broadband-isp-internet-snooping-measure-hold.html

WHAT THE FUCK??? How dare those euro fascists protect our human rights! Must be part of their plan to build the 4th Reich.

The sooner we leave and give Tories unequivocal power, the sooner it'll be a new golden age for Education, local services, rail investment, worker protections, and housing.
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>>72527639
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>>72527533
Server asked for my table number but I spoke over him loudly with my order so he asked again even louder. Then I told him mild which he heard as medium which I just didn't question (I mentioned I hate spice to the guys like 5 seconds before). Then I didn't realise you had to get your cutlery so I got shot down when I asked the waiter
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>>72527667
>gif
Fuck off
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>>72527631
>why are tech-heads on 4chan so fucking autistic
hmm
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>>72527639
>I know exactly how things are gonna go down and, consequently, it's completely in-line with my opinions
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FUCK THERESA MAY

FUCK DAVID CAMERON

FUCK BORIS JOHNSON

FUCK NIGEL CUNTING FARAGE

FUCK ALL OF YOU BACKWARDS DOLE SCROUNGING RACIST NORTHERN CUNTS FOR DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY AND OUR NATION JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HEARING PEOPLE SPEAK POLISH ON THE BUS

I'M MOVING TO CANADA AND I WILL BE LAUGHING AT YOU AS THE NHS IS DISMANTLED AND ALL YOUR BENEFITS ARE TAKEN AWAY AND YOU ALL DIE LIKE YOU FUCKING DESERVE YOU LITTLE ENGLANDER CUNTS
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find bondage quite aesthetic but not even in a sexual way, just think rope and knots tying stuff up is cool to look at
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I want the NHS to be dismantled though
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>>72527681
>>72527708
Broken brexit britain
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>>72527732
FOB
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>FUCK THERESA MAY

>FUCK DAVID CAMERON

>FUCK BORIS JOHNSON

>FUCK NIGEL CUNTING FARAGE

>FUCK ALL OF YOU BACKWARDS DOLE SCROUNGING RACIST NORTHERN CUNTS FOR DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY AND OUR NATION JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HEARING PEOPLE SPEAK POLISH ON THE BUS

>I'M MOVING TO CANADA AND I WILL BE LAUGHING AT YOU AS THE NHS IS DISMANTLED AND ALL YOUR BENEFITS ARE TAKEN AWAY AND YOU ALL DIE LIKE YOU FUCKING DESERVE YOU LITTLE ENGLANDER CUNTS
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>>72527708

>Destroying our economy

You realize our global credit rating went down DURING our membership in the EU, right?
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>FUCK THERESA MAY

>FUCK DAVID CAMERON

>FUCK BORIS JOHNSON

>FUCK NIGEL CUNTING FARAGE

>FUCK ALL OF YOU BACKWARDS DOLE SCROUNGING RACIST NORTHERN CUNTS FOR DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY AND OUR NATION JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HEARING PEOPLE SPEAK POLISH ON THE BUS

>I'M MOVING TO CANADA AND I WILL BE LAUGHING AT YOU AS THE NHS IS DISMANTLED AND ALL YOUR BENEFITS ARE TAKEN AWAY AND YOU ALL DIE LIKE YOU FUCKING DESERVE YOU LITTLE ENGLANDER CUNTS
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>>72527728
know what you mean but I also find it pleasing in a sexual way :3
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>>72527708
>I'M MOVING TO CANADA
you're not though are you mate
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>>72527688
nandos in uk have waiters?
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>>72527693
https://i.imgur.com/ASmecdL.gifv
better?
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Don't really mind if the tories fuck things up because it means labour will eventually get another massive majority just like last time
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>>72527811
accelerationist mindset
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>>72527807
>watching guys in porn
'oofter
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>>72527807
Bender
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>>72527811
ded party
Pit your faith in BASED neoliberal tim 'milkman' farron to save us
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>>72527839
Any porn you don't personally star in is cuck porn
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PLEASE post tights
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>>72527875
no
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>>72527811

We one party system now m8

>Labour too fucked beyond repair to do anything
>Lib Dems may as well not exist
>UKIP barely surviving without Farage

If an election was called it'd be a very easy win for the Conservatives.
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>>72527868
Even to watch your own porn is to be cucked by your former self
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>>72527862
labour are at where they were in 1984

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtKADQnjQmc
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>>72527868

Getting off to watching your past self fuck your bird is still incredibly cucked mate, you wouldn't let your past self shag your missus if he time travelled to the present would you?
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bald middle aged bloke in the office says he used to live in aus but left becuase aussies are racist to brits

to be fair he seems like the sort of man who has a waifu pillow
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>tfw camera-cucked again
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I miss Dave
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>watching a livestream of you fucking your gf as you fuck her
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>>72527907
Tories will use brexit for entirely self serving measures and it will take 20 years for it to dawn on the electorate.
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>>72527862
>farron
afraid his brand of centrism is not radical enough for my tastes
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>>72527980

>tfw you've genuinely wanked off to yourself in the mirror before
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I wank to videos of my cumshots

Not even joking
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>>72528030
Good for you lad

Quite nice seeing yourself cum on video isn't it
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>>72528016
mirror image cuck

I only wank to myself in 2 mirrors at a 90 degree angle
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>>72528030
Record yourself cumming to yourself cumming to yourself
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Should I vote for Milo as Glasgow Uni Rector?
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>>72527961
It was routine hazing and he failed
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>>72527478
aye mates put the shrimp on the barbie
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>>72528064

>Milo Pedonopoulos
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>>72528064
haha yeah that'll be epic ftw
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>>72528064
Not unless you support his mandatory anal rape policy, no.
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>>72528016
>tfw the tipping point of wanking on Omegle where you give up looking for a girl and just wank to your own cam
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My english teacher just said emma wantson was french
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>>72527478
aye paws put the marsbar oan the deep fat fryer
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never had a bird
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>>72528128
Budgies are pretty low maintenance
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Going to do a cheeky vote for nesquik at the uni elections x
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please post posts
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>>72528030
you the bender with all the tattoos?
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unironically doing a wank
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>>72528055
>not wanking to yourself in a room consisting of mirrors on every side
s m h
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i record myself doing a poo then watch that when i do a poo
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_MacRae
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Kelly_(weapons_expert)

this is what happens when you know the real truth about brexit.
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>>72528161
you make this "joke" every time and it never makes sense
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i've done wanks in the past where i just look at my willy and imagine i'm sucking myself off and what it'd be like to look up at myself while i'm doing it
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>You will live to be 69 years, 2 months and 13 days old!

that's too long

https://www.death-clock.org
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emptied my bowels
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>>72527634
Just do it anyway. You will get better eventually, theres ton of material online if you are up for learning
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>>72528213
>An error occurred.

>Sorry, the page you are looking for is currently unavailable.
>Please try again later.

>If you are the system administrator of this resource then you should check the error log for details.

>Faithfully yours, nginx.


don't think i'll have long
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im a pathetic parasitical loser with an ugly phimotic dick
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>>72528213
fuck off babby. I only have under 50 years
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>>72528226
not only do i have a terrible mind for that sort of thing but i have terrible hands as well
also im a quitter so i'll never get better
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Who/what's to blame for the collapse of the west?
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Are you a good person, /brit/?
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>>72528241
It's just been on TV here so I guess it crashed
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>>72528255
america
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>>72528244
alri me
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>>72528208
Nesquik is a shitty yank version of the superior Australian Milo
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>>72527478
God damn it, Cara is just way too beautiful. I know those eyebrowns are not very liked here but they just make her prettier IMO.
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>>72528255

Wh*tes are the most destructive and degenerate race
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>>72528255
British and American voters.
These are the West's twilight years.
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>>72528255

unironically russia. They played a long game, subverting the west since the end of the cold war.
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>>72528253
You're not even a quitter since you've refused to even start
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>>72528283
yeah I figured what lead you to think it made sense but I'm letting you know that it doesn't and you can stop trying now
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carrots are really good for you lads. i've started to much on them inbetween meals. if im going to graze on food then it might as well be healthy.
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cum...
CUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!
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>>72528213
cannae fathom me being older
its surely only a matter of time before i annoy the family enough for suicide to be beneficial to them
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>>72528255
;)
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>>72528312
Letting you know I won't
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>>72528322
i do this but with chocolate and ice cream
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>>72528309
im a quitter in general i meant not this particular task
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>>72528322
i snack on multivitamins

big fan of the tropical sorbet flavor
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Black Knight Satellite got shot down yesterday.
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>>72528333
ah yes, the 'i want to be a fat cunt and die early' diet. very impressive.
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>>72528359
i'm not fat but i am very unhealthy

not too bothered when i die though so it's all good
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>>72528356
you know you're literally pissing away ~95% of those vitamins? the body can only absorb so much. waste of dosh really. plus you can poison yourself if you overdo it.
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>>72528396
Ahh yes carrot poisoning
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>>72528081
>>72528086
>>72528097
Jokes on you, I already voted and he was NOT one of my choices
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>>72528213
>You will live to be 87 years, 5 months and 9 days old!
Don't believe this for a fucking second, currently what doctors refer to as obese
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>>72528409
what do they know mate, ignore them
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>not dying early
cuck
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59 years old on the death clock

good lord
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143 years on the death clock

eh?
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>>72528283
Funny how a liquid refreshment that looks like enema water is called "Milo"
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>>72528482
why is that funny?
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>>72528333
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might buy an insanely fast motorbike
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>>72528322
I just drink tea all day
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>>72528492
It is an expression, meaning "interesting coincidence", rasheed.
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>>72528497
but that fucking stinks
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>>72528509
too much caffeine
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>>72528482
I'll give you 2 minutes to retract that statement before you have to eat mushed peas through a straw for the rest of your life
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>>72528524
why is it an interesting coincidence?
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So sick of eurocentric maps, this is the future
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>>72528509
same
probably why im a skinny cunt
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>>72528549
>Western Australia even bigger
Nah, not a fan
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>>72528549
being an island is cute :)
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>>72528549
I find all the different map layouts quite interesting desu.
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>>72528542
Because Milo Pedonopoulos usually has liquid feces coming out of his mouth when he opens it.
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>Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 4th June 2066
need to take up smoking and drinking quickly
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>>72528619
other way round, batty
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>>72528407
Just looked at it now. Did you vote for Jordan Peterson?
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>>72528621
foy
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>>72528621
>pedo
>feces
you need to fuck off yank
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>>72528621
>Americanised twat
>calling others rasheed

lel
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can't deal with first person video games, just hate the perspective
gives me a headache
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the gf
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>>72528675
bet she fucking stinks
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>>72528672
same
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>>72528675
that looked comfy until i enlarged the image
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>>72528407
bernie or bust desu
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>>72528657
>>72528649
>>72528645
faggots
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>>72528675
>syringes on the bed
Playing a dangerous game
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So lads, what happens with Gibraltar now?
Is Spain going to be triggered once again?
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>>72528675
I have those exact scales

good choice imo
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>>72528675
is this from the russian chan? remember seeing loads of people fucked on heroin on some meet up they did
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>>72528255
The emancipation of women
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>>72528497
Literally why are these people looked after
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>>72528777
trips confirms full scale falklands style war over gibraltar that results in the death of thousands of spics
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wanty go oot bit ah canny in this wather
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HEY THE POUND
9 DAYS UNTIL YOU DIE
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>>72528817
Kek wills it
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did 2 poos within the space of an hour earlier
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>>72528255
the jews obviously
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>>72528634
I did but 5th, Lady Cosgrove first
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Hello, I'm Vasya, I'm a beta cuck faggot. I love to defend Russia on the internets for free, especially on imageboards cause I believe that Putin will give me gf, a huge flat in the Moscow's center, also he will kiss me right in my belly button for that.
Rate.
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>>72528835
Markets have already adjusted you fucking thick cunt
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>No-one else will want to leave the EU after they see how badly Britain is punished, boasts Jean-Claude Juncker

Lads?
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>Kek wills it
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>>72528888
EU will be dead within 10 years and everyone will be begging us for trade deals when we have the biggest economy in europe
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>>72528888
britain is probably fucked but I wouldn't take his word for it
hes an unelectable alcoholic thats an embarrassment to the EU
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>>72528910
he's unironically how i imagine most of the aussie posts here
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>'dora19.png
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>he's unironically how i imagine most of the aussie posts here
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>>72528931
are you ready to become british territory again mick?
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whiling away the hours
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>>72528998
iktf
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>>72527478
I believe England is currently brewing her improved replacement. She should be ready within a few years.
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>'dora75.jpg
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>1482758118370.jpg
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>>72528959
>lower case g for god
>capital a for atheism
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South africa on the verge of another racewar lads
always feel a bit bad for south africans, mammy was going to move to SA but her dad died before they did so she stayed here. Would have been a disaster if I was born there
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DAY OF THE POUND COMING SOON LADS

ALL OF YOU BRITISH KEKS ARE GOING TO BE OWNED
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>>72529017
if shes not already in by now its a little late desu
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>>72529043
at least our leader isn't a paki loving homo
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So will Euros no longer be valid currency in England
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redpill me on european outlets
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>>72529074
they never were outside of Aldi trolleys
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>>72529098
shit-tier just like all the rest apart from british ones.
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don't care
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Need a skeleton gf
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>>72529128
i think you mean irish ones mate
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>>72529103
Much nicer before
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zgmg9-d03U

I try and crystalise my mind and ignite into flames
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>>72529103
Both are hot
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>>72529152
knowing you lot they're probably exactly the same as british ones.
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>>72529148
THINN
H
I
N
N
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>>72529103
neither are hot
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>>72529103
much nicer afterwards
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Lads are the Tories going to privatise the NHS?
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a clip from a film i made
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do you ever wake up and just feel confused and it kind of lingers for the rest of the day
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>>72529098
Australian outlets (and for some reason Argentinian as well) > everyone else 2bh
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Mr Noseburg yelled at me for doing a bad job last night lads

Bugger hell
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>>72529207
hopefully
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>>72529162
Awful "music"
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>>72529098
the absolute GOAT outlet
they just work
don't break your foot in 40 places if you step on them by accident
can also be thin af
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Alri lads
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back from so-called work
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>>72529207
Yes May will personally smash your bollocks and leave you unable to pay for it
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>>72529242
incorrect opinion
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>>72529218
what do they use in brazil?
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>>72529240
Fuck off scum
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>>72529289
Opinions cannot be "correct" or "incorrect" you stupid nigger.
No wonder you listen to such shit music.
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>>72529259
business idea: the UK switches to the american dollar
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business idea: machine operated machines
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>>72529266
bit early
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>>72529314
>Brazil
>Electricity
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRlbTwmifd4
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>>72529172
nah think yours are the same as ours
easy mistake to make :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaqFDzBdGwc

Fuck me lads didn't know Moosey was THAT smart!!!
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sounds like there is quite some number of lower-class peoples in this thread

detestable bunch, you lot. Grandpop would have sent you into the chimneys with a smile on his face and a whip in his hand
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How can the Tories even be stopped?

Conservatives: 48%

Labour: 23%

UKIP: 10%

LibDems: 9%

Greens: 4%

Via ICM 19 - 20 March
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>>72529420
your granpop was probably a degenerate, animal rapist
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>>72529420
Your grandpop was almost certainly a slimy criminal with syphilis before he was sent to the Australian wastes lad.
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>>72529437
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>>72529411
he's going even more batshit insane
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>>72529432
>UKIP topping Lib-Dems

thoroughly outrageous
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>>72529437
me bottom left
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>>72529103
like the line in the middle the most
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>>72529432
when people stop listening to the mainstream media
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>>72529432
>Labour: 23%
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chime on as you shall, runtlettes. God handed us these circumstance with reason after all - mine was simply more favourable
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>>72529473
not for much longer i imagine
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>>72529473
Ukip were polling about 18/19% couple years ago, and Libdems were on about 5 or 6 at the time so they're overtaking Ukip now as the Tories reclaim Ukip votes
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>>72529432
She needs to call a general election right now if she wants to be taken seriously in the coming years of Brexit chaos
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>>72529411
if you changed the background to a desert island, gave him long hair and beard, and clothed him in rags then this whole scene would make perfect sense
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>>72529432
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE LABOUR PARTY
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>>72529420
Your grandad was a nonce who molested povvo British children at his orphanage in the outback
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>>72528888
junkers a fag
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>>72527478
Got caught doing 70 on a single carriage way.
Policeman was pretty chill though, just cautioned me and let me on my way.
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My immigration views
>Hard right
My healthcare views
>Hard left
My education views
>Hard right
I have evolved beyond radical centrist it seems
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any actual girls here?
it would be nice to think i've communicated with at least one girl in the last few months who isn't family
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>>72529611
you're BNP
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>>72529437
is her career over now
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Reminds me of the time myself and the son of a certain lord went quail hunting only to have him spray his aide with pellets

Poor fool dared not utter a word to pappy and took immediate leave to 'visit sick relatives'

Oh to understand the psychology of the other half
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MoStack and Mist have a new song :D :D :D :D
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girl looked me up and down on the bus today
I'm in lads
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>>72529611

no, you're just a mong
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>>72529616
Me but you were being aggressive towards me so I don't like you
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>>72529639
No I'm not racist nor poor
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>>72529686
i-i didn't know it was you
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>>72529616
technically mona is a girl
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>>72529714
who
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>>72529655
EMM
EYE
ESS
TO THE FUCKING TEE
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>>72529616
me but i can guarantee apart from this i haven't read a single thing you've said
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*walks up to you and pushes you*
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>>72529616
probably

but they wouldn't want to reveal that they're a girl since that just creates issues
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>>72529721
he means moni
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>>72529611
immigration
>Right I guess. Points system best system.
healthcare
>Hard left, free care for all, even jaykies.
Education
>Left I guess. Free uni for everyone.
welfare
>Left, lads shouldn't be forced to do free labour for their readies. I work with some lads who are here from the dole and it's shite how hard the boss makes them work, or else he's gonna put a report into the jobcentre. He's chill with normal staff though.
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>technically mona is a girl
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think a leaf just blew past me
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>>72529751
Work permits are much better than points based, it is the system Japan and South Korea use and they only get educated migrants in specific work sectors.
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>>72529686
Cunt is always angry and aggressive
Probably the MDMA abuse
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>>72528619
bent cunt
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Canadians are poster boys for the psychological effect overt liberalism has on a population
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>>72529711
Maybe if you were more kind to all people without knowing who they are then you'd have better luck with other girls
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@72529766
i think a tea just spilled behind me
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>>72529751
In education I'm right wing in the sense that grammar schools are objectively better, but left in that i oppose high uni fees...Where does this leave me
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Morning lads
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>get into work
>say "alright" to someone
>they proceed to tell me how they are
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>>72529789
>replying to a 40 minute old post
kys
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>>72529785
It is ridiculous how many druggy men there are that are influential, well known or successful have been just lucky and not joined the masses of male drug abusers.
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>>72529825
>replying to my post within a minute
off yourself
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>>72529817
NOT a fan of anime but I do love Karen just a little bit
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>>72529825
>>72529853
now kiss
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>>72529732
read this: (you're a cunt)

>>72529798
i dont have "bad luck" with girls i just have very little social life so I dont meet any
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>>72529822
you must've made it sound like "alright?"
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wanna move to fronce
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Wish I was more handsome
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The Irish scitzo has too many characters
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*suckerpunches you in the face*
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post pucci
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Who /lean/ here?
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Wish I was less handsome
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>>72529889
thank fuck my country is flat fuck cycling up hill let alone walking
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>>72529889
>fronce
Gonna be a nonce in fronce are ye?
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>>72529908
ahh yes, the famous American war tactics
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Sometimes when /brit/ gets a bit flat I browse reddit for a while and laugh at /r/funny >.<
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Absolutely STONKING tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in58wtVI9sI
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>>72529944
You must always be on /r/funny then.
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>>72529874
Shan't
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>>72529889
bet this image is at least 10 years old and now there's immigrants pillaging everything
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>>72529817
is pretty days subbed yet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHr-6Zl5P8

*actual* stonking tune
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My teas gone cold I wonder why I got out of bed at all
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>>72529992
*WooooOOOOooooo WoooOOOOoooo*
Bender alert! Bender alert!
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>>72529917
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>>72529966
Lmao is this the old 4chan switcheroo humour I've heard of?
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>>72529981
maymays
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>>72529889
Can remember walking up really steep streets like this in Lyon, nearly killed me
>>72529936
>lives in flat country
>likes girl with flat chest
hmmm this can't be a coincidence
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*teleports*
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feelin like i'm losing my intelligence lads waht do i do
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0
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>>72530022
only need 2 dimensions in life
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>>72530014
grow up
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>>72530050
stop smoking marijuana
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>>72530084
>>72530084
>>72530084
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>>72530050
stop drinking
i haven't drank for like a 5 week counting and I feel great and not as forgetful
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>>72530099
>>72530099
>>72530099
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>>72529889
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Why is the UK so Shit?
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>>72530244
because im here
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>>72530074
>>72530110
i dont do either of those and i still feel dumb
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