Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>72526050
otsu

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乙

>>72526166
Cute girls

>>72526241
no

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>>72526050
おちゅでちゅ
例の葉っぱに読ます本が置いてある

>>72526050
おつおつ
右から読んでけばいいんだな

今晩の曲

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0t8INh05yQ

見るの禁止(R30)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLcZ4C_1G_o

>>72526410

コテハンを忘れちゃった

みんなどう?こんばんはいいの?

Has anybody here been to or know of the University of Tsukuba?

My uni is offering a study abroad/exchange program and I'm thinking of applying for either University of Tsukuba, or Seinan Gakuin University. But the latter is in Fukuoka so I'm not really sure whether I went to go there.

I've spent a month in Japan before, and would love to go back again for 3 months or a whole year.

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Thai was this you

>>72526477
Tsukuba University is prestigious.
Never heard of Seinan Gakuin.
Fukuoka is a nice city though... busier than Tsukuba for sure.

>>72526621
Oh shit, so you reckon unless I'm getting extremely high grades I won't get accepted? The info on my university's website says I need a minimum average grade of 60%, which I'm already well above, to apply for the exchange program.

I'm studying Film & Television right now so if I get into Tsukuba I'll probably be going the Bachelor of Art and Design.

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>>72526773
The requirements should not be so hard if your university already has an exchange programme established.
Tsukuba is very hard to get in, but probably not so much if you aren't for their degree.
I think a Chilean guy, who has supposedly killed a Japanese girl in France, have studied in Tsukuba for a while.

>>72526477
I recommend you to go to Tsukuba uni.
My friends go there. The school is good.
Tsukuba is inconvenience tho.

>>72527040
Thanks for the help anon, I appreciate it.

>>72527109
Thanks. Is it the location that makes it inconvenient?

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I want to see rural Japan.

>>72527311
https://www.youtube.com/user/arrghgarry/videos

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This is a empty room.

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This is a Nick Wilde.

>>72526476
nice as always

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This is a deformed girl.

>>72527291
Yes, I heard there isn't much public transportation.

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>>72525282
>で、今は何を読んでいる?

最近あんまり読んでないですね

ワンパンマン
ダンジョン飯
・・・とか

そして最近買った「さびしすぎてレズ風俗に行きましたレポ」
主人公の気持ちに大変掬した

>>72527812
>掬した
>気持ちをくみとる。推し量って理解する。「真情を―・する」
難しい言葉ね…聞いた事なかったわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72527948

翻訳家の力だもんね!
(´･ω･`)
＿(__つ/￣￣￣/
＼ / /
￣￣￣

(辞書で調べたけど)

なんなんだ、この病んだ画像の連投は?

>>72527766
Oh I see, yeah that would be a bit of an inconvenience.

>>72528130
気持ち悪いから一緒にリポしよう

>>72528455
了解

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This is a toilet.

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>>72526476
近くのスーパー銭湯で食べた
>>72526410
なら
これも聴け
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxishhgT560
>>72527812
>ダンジョン飯
>さびしすぎてレズ風俗に行きましたレポ
あぶねえ
もちろん、精神状態が
>>72528130
>>72528455
明確に「グロ」なんすが
春になると病気になる人がいるからな
しかも、コテまでつけて

>>72529342
レズレポの方が分かりますが、ダンジョン飯なら何が悪い?

楽しいダンジョン冒険だよ~

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This is a Pikachu without emotion.

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>>72529396
モン娘や
デミちゃんは食べちゃダメ

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This is a hikikomori.

>>72529852
間違えてリポートするところだったじゃねえかww

>>72528130
その昔発狂してグロ画像連投したヤツがいましてね

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Am i kawaii yet?

>>72531281
Yeah, an I can do that :-)

なんかすごいのがいるね

>>72532201
I want to employ 100 thai girls as comfort women. And I want a white or jap gf.:-)

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けものフレンズのエンヂングテーマが悲しすぎて毎度滝のように泣きます

苦しい

最近のイベントで、サーバルちゃんの声優は最後話の脚本を読んで泣いた
最終話を観るのは怖いです
泣きやすいんですから

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>>72526050
how do I Japan /int/? I want a change of pace and a restart on things also always like Japan itself. fuck nyc too this city is gross and I want to go to a place that isn't a cesspool of low class morons content in their own filth.

>>72532201

Why not both?????

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This is a blood of white bear

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This is a song.

小島麻由美 / ハードバップ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg4eGdvF4mY

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>>72534068

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Jiic05C0M

>>72532679
1. JET
2. Marry a Japanese girl
3. If you have funds, go to Japanese uni and get a job after graduation. It is easier to get into prestigious Japanese unis like 東大 京大 as foreigner if you have brains and speak Japanese.

>>72533451
こんな人知らなかったわ~
マジですげー好きかも

>>72532679
>low class morons
ah we have them too

>>72534517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXG2E0nbHag

>>72535201
すみません、ここは日本語スレなので日本語か英語でお願いします

>>72535435
その独旗は粘着荒らしだから見つけ次第リポ推奨

>>72535435
ポーランドも日本が大好き

>>72535201
No matter what you say in Deutsch it always sounds like you want to shoot someone.
For example "Ich liebe dich"

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>>72534597
I'm 8/10 stateside and I imagine being a tall redhead in Japan would help with the girls but I want to make sure I don't get hooked by a gaijin hunter/gold digger so any advice on actual finding qts in Japan would be much appreciated, also what is JET?
>>72534646
my friend you haven't seen stupid till you've been to an American uni, the majority are basic as fuck and only listen to rap music not to mention my school is in the Bronx and it's a filth pit, no one has any respect for basic cleanliness.

sad how slow /jpn/ has been these days

>>72535435
英語も禁じられたらいいのに

>>72536245
Just shows that no one is interested in Japan anymore. You were cool in the 90's and 2000's, but 2017 you're just another boring ass country with weird eyed people.

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なんかみんな貼ってるから俺もアニメのOPはろーっと

https://youtu.be/phAoChN1nC4
https://youtu.be/T-7TQXvdll0

>>72536248
Kiswahili marufuku

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>>72536057
No, don't get mad at me Sailor Moon! I even like your language some way, especially "O Tannenbaum" song. But even one of Prussian kings said that even though Germany is a great nation their language sounds like horse snorting...

>>72536465
なんて?

>>72536355
okay

>>72536355
well said, do you find out the country placing the most coolest instead of Japan?

>>72536628
flag

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>>72536750
ドイツくんに嫌われた
*泣いている* .･ﾟﾟ･(/ω＼)･ﾟﾟ･.

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>>72536950
kannst du liebe?

>>72536874
ρ(-ω-｡)ヽ(･ω･｡)

>>72536245
だって三連休だもの
みつを

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This is a fictional cake.

キチガイしかいねーよクソが!

>>72537448
大丈夫?ピザたべる?

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>>72537182
｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)ヽ(￣ω￣ )

>>72537273
You make it sound like you wanna shoot someone again :c

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This is a 人肉.

>>72537471
(日本語で)ｼｬﾍﾞｯﾀｱｱ

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Do Japanese prefer owning laptops or desktop computers over there?
I assume the laptops for mobility and able to take it to school/university?

>>72537407
やっとまともな画像貼ったと思ったら、
>>72537654
これかよ……
そういえば高校で違うクラスに精神病院行った女の子がいたなぁ

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>>72537851
This is a drink.

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This is a cry.

>>72537985
You had better go to asylum.

>>72537985
I want to wash her with this drink

>>72536874
Never mind!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI?autoplay=1&start=3

キチなおっさん雇うパン屋も大変だろうに

>>72538090
would you cook macaron for me ?

おやすみ~(*´ヮ`)ﾉ

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>>72538625
いい夢を!

>>72538409
あー ありがとう

>>72537407
エタノールの存在感

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>>72537702
I have no opinion

>>72539557
why are you craving for attention koreaboo ?

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>>72540522
says the namefag

>>72536245
It's always very slow during JP early morning hours during the week.

みう君はこのクソスレでは かなりまともな人に見える
天使みたいなもんやで

>>72540665
I'm japanese

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>>72542317

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5WWyyYG018

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Not strictly related to the thread, but why is it that Japan is a much more popular or attractive place to foreigners than Korea?

>>72543644
Anime.

>>72543644
I think that's pretty obvious. Korea hasn't been really relevant on an international scale until fairly recently but Koreaboos are a thing now.

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i want to leave this thread forever
but i can't. even after the worst possible thing happened i still came back
And now i'm here again but i'm not happy

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ラ・ラ・ランド

>>72545343
Please reply one more time
I want to die but I can't commit suicide. But if I got killed by a Korean or we commit suicide together it would be great
I wouldn't be scared anymore. I've tried everything I can but I can't have a normal life.
If I came to Korea would you meet me? you don't have to suck my dick. we can talk to each other and maybe work out a plan

>>72546007
You haven't tried taking Wellbutrin. Fuck off.

>>72546076
i can't take drugs and i don't want to
i'd rather die than have my life controlled by some meds

The Japanese cannot bear that their nation owes its very existence to Koreans, so if all their historical and archeological records point to Korea, at least they can break them down, saying "they only transmitted Chinese writing," "iron age civilization initially came from outside of Korea," "the horses were from Manchuria," etc. If the same standard of cultural attribution were applied to every other conquering people, then Quebec, New England, or Latin American colonial societies would not be stated as French, English, Spanish or Portuguese cultural colonies, but rather as Roman, Greek, Egyptian or Mesopotamian transplants - comments that would be obviously false or insane.

The Japanese anti-historians and their Japanophile lackeys thus twist the Korean Conquest of Ancient Japan and the massive settlement by Koreans into a fiction of the Koreans being mere offloaders of "Chinese culture," frequently describing them as "transmitters." But I ask this: if a civilization such as Korea launched military invasions and conquests of Japan, created local kings, princes, emperors, built palaces, shrines, temples, vast engineering works such as the kofun tombs, kept records, wrote poetry, etc., is this the sign of mere "transmitters" of someone else's culture, or were they Koreans acting as Koreans (later Korean-Japanese) in their own way? Of course they were in the same role as the French, English, Spanish and Portuguese in the Western Hemisphere. The only difference is that due to Japanese imperialism in the 20th Century, western knowledge of Korea's role in Asian history and especially in Ancient Japan has been twisted or unknown.

>>72546359
>t. Park Huang Gwo Gook

Fuck off gook

>>72546359
The only thing gooks are good for are as comfort women.

>>72546570
just leave my thread

Someone asked me for my 〒. Is that zip code?

When a new Japanese monarch is crowned, there is a series of rituals, most similar to the shamanistic rituals prevalent amongst the kings of ancient Korean states. In one ritual, the new monarch states a "secret oath" said to be "in a language that is not Japanese." Some scholars think it is in Old Baekje Korean, but the official Japanese "Imperial" Household holds this as a secret, just as they have forbidden archeological investigation into the tombs of ancient Emperors since the Great Kanto earthquake opened up Nintoku's tomb and showed that the Emperor buried there was a Korean, or, as historians wrote, "clearly of continental origin."

>>72547000
fuck off
this is not a place for your stupid anti japanese posts
I like Japan and this is my thread. now leave it

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>>72540749
takahiroかよ
>>72546359
>>72547000
そもそも、古代朝鮮人は、現在の韓国人と人種・言語ともに全く異なる
民族大移動の事実を隠蔽して、何か歴史を語っているつもりなのだろうか?

メシマズの国から荒らしが来たのでリポタイム

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>エゲレス

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my first gf 2 years ago i loved her
but I hate idols now because you have to share them with other guys

What does this thread/What do Japanese people think of Mami Kawada? Do people here know her? Do people here like her music?

>>72549430
I don't remember the names of girls I jerk off to.

>>72549483
Mami Kawada is a singer, not a JAV actress.
川田まみさんは知ってないですか?

アスカは女名前じゃないか?

rate this sentence

川田まみって灼眼のシャナとか
とある魔術の禁書目録のアニソン歌ってた人だったか

>>72549589
ごめん…全然知らない…(´・ω・｀)

>>72549697
Perfectly understandable, but 女名前 isn't so common in daily conversation.

>>72549736
そうです。

>>72549922
How would you say girl's name or boy's name?

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So what's the tier list/power-ranking for jvloggers? arrgh garry and Ryan Boundless at the top of course

>>72550067
>女(性/の子)の名前
>男(性/の子)の名前

>>72550015
彼女の何の曲が好きなの?

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>>72549589
川田まみは引退したからな
>>72549768
灼眼のシャナのOPが代表曲かな
かなり知られたアニソンシンガー
まあ、知られたといってもアニソンシンガー
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xuUpQ5DtRI
>>72550015
根強いファンがいるだろうが
引退したので

>>72550092
>arrgh garry
never heard of him. kanadajin3 is very popular on this thread.

hanasu no nihongo ha muzukashii desu yo

nihongo no kiiboodo wo nai

how do i japanese keyboard

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喫煙マリファナは日本で合法化されるべきです。 喫煙マリファナは人々がストレスを和らげ、幸せになるのを助けます。 それは自殺率を下げるでしょう。

>>72550209
>never heard of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu8_HlN5ZMk
Behold!

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>>72550417

>>72550169
全てです。

>>72550417
You don't need a Japanese keyboard. I don't know about Mac, but at least on Windows and most Linux distros, setting up an IME shouldn't be that hard. Just google it.

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それを合法化する

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最近超忙しいから日本語スレに遊ぶに行かなかった。。。

>>72551254
リア充め…

>>72551254
おかえり

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>>72551346
神風みたいに爆発したい

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>>72551086
日本に帰化し国会議員になって、議員立法してください
>>72551254
>>72551443
百合スレにしよう!!

便秘の気配

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>>72551609
今季はけもフレを見る以外他に見る時間がなかった。

しかし、小林さんちのメイドラゴンはなかなか百合だと聞いた。

>>72552250
nashi tabete

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>>72552267
まもなく仕事が始まる
メイドラゴンは、異種間百合アニメ

>>72551254
アルベルト久しぶりだな。

ああー!引っ越しの片付けが終わらない( ;´Д｀)一週間切っちゃったよ。
オワタ＼(^o^)/

寿司食べたい
でも高い

>>72553286
自分で作れ

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>百合

>>72553286
日本米の様な粘り気がある米や海苔が手に入るなら作ってみたら?
手巻き寿司なら簡単だよ。

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>>72553430
趣味がわるいやつを発見した

>>72553645
3次元の百合なんて最低だぞ
舐められたマンコがどんなに臭いか…

>>72553286
ノルウェーなら美味いサーモン寿司作れそう

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>halfway into translating a kanji only text, without knowing any, word by word

>tfw I probably won't be able to speak english

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>>72554054
英語が話せなければフランス語を話せばいいじゃないww

>>72554165
O, oui monsieur...

>>72554267
あーちょっと何言ってるか分かんない(・∀・)

>>72554165
>>72554267
英語が話せなければポルトガル語を話せばいいじゃないww

あと、キリスト教に改宗しなさい。

Do people speak french in Japan?

>>72554632
You think so?

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>>72553645
リトルウィッチはTVシリーズの前に2作ある
>>72553782
クンニできないじゃん
愛液は内臓と同じ匂いだそうだ

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>>72554563
パン

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>>72554563
キリスト教に改宗させたければ、ホモセックスを認めなさい。

This may sound like a weird question, but I thought I'd ask anyway: Is it normal for Japanese girls to use exactly two question marks a lot at the end of sentences? Because I speak to several on LINE and I've noticed that they all do that for every single question they ask, usually along with the explanatory の

>>72527040
>That guy grasping his head in pain in the background
he's not gonna make it

>>72546359
>>72547000
I can understand what you are saying. You want to say;

In international common sense, history is verified on the basis of evidence.
In Korea, history is forged based on emotion.

>>72553782

ノンケも舐めるでしょ?

女の匂いが嫌いって…あんたは男の匂いのほうが好きか?無意識なホモが出ているよ。

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こんばんは、日本語スレッド

私はギャクテンサイバンすきです。

>>72554839
キリスト教聖職者の男児に対する性的犯罪事件が結構多いのがよくわからん。
ホモならキリスト教徒にならなければいいのに。

>>72553430
お前なんて死んじゃえばいい

こんにちは( *・ω・)ノ

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>>72555362
Objection?

アッラーフの他に神はなし。ムハンマドはアッラーフの使徒である。

>>72554563
ここのスレは全員ユダヤ教徒だよ

お金しか信じてません(>_<)

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>>72555510
私もレイトン教授すきです。

今日も/pol/は激戦区でした。特に異人種間と、アメリカの白人と黒人の罵りあいがすごいね。あの紛争地帯にはもう近付かない_(-ω-`_)⌒)_

>>72555733
君なんでいちいち顔文字使うの?

>>72555202
maybe they think it's cute or some shit? some girls here do act like a childish until they get into their 30s. pretty awful, really.

>>72556338
Thanks, that's what I was thinking.

Speaking of cute, if you call a girl cute in English then it's considered a little patronizing (by calling them cute, you're calling them weaker or some shit). Is the same true in Japanese when you call a girl かわいい?

>>72555202
?が嫌いなの???

>>72556609
?が大好きけど、一夫多妻が好きじゃないの。

すみません皆さん
この歌詞は正しいかどうかわからないんで、誰かがこの***が付けている部分にちょっと訂正してくれませんか?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhuNb0XtRhQ

もうすぐ朝の中
近いはこの匂い
一人きりのドライブ
本の思いつき
真夜中のジョーク

早起きなら苦手だけど
夜ふかしなら
気分しだい

その気になれば走り続ける
女なの
恋にしたって
言えそうだけど
始まりはジョークのつもりだけ

廃校(はいこう?)者/車も *****
人もいない
私だけが流れるまま

ドラマの場合、お成りを見ると *****
男なの
少しだけあったことのある渋い人
緑ジョークな止めて ***** (悩めて?)

もうすぐ朝の中
近いはこの匂い
一人きりのドライブ
本の思いつき
真夜中のジョーク

うまくいけば
海が見える
うまくいけば
忘れられる

ジョークな過ぎて納得こともある *****
女なの
本気だって
言えそうだけど
走るのよ
この私のままで

>>72556694
giggle with ”歌詞”
blog.livedoor.jp/shinmennanba/archives/8569554.html

>>72556391
it can be used for patronizing. kirei(綺麗) is a good way to tell a woman she is pretty or attractive.

>>72556044
顔文字が好きだからさ(*‘ω‘ *)

>>72556757
もちろんこの前ググってみたけどよく見たらそのサイトには歌詞の全部が入っていない、もしくはそっちのは同じ曲の別のバージョンだと思う

>>72556694
もうすぐ朝の中
近いわ この匂い
一人きりのドライブ
ほんの思いつき
真夜中のジョーク

早起きなら苦手だけど
夜ふかしなら
気分しだい

その気になれば走り続ける女なの
恋にしたって
言えそうだけど
始まりはジョークのつもりだけ

廃校舎も 人もいない
私だけが流れるまま

ドラマの場合、お成りを見ると
男なの
少しだけあったことのある渋い人
酷いジョークね やめて

もうすぐ朝の中
近いはこの匂い
一人きりのドライブ
本の思いつき
真夜中のジョーク

うまくいけば
海が見える
うまくいけば
忘れられる

ジョークが過ぎて泣くこともある
女なの
本気だって
言えそうだけど
走るのよ
こんな私のままで

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>>72555202
>>72555594
あっらー、そうなの??
>>72556691
ワイは、ハーレム欲しいっす
経済力さえあれば
>>72556694
対向車も
人もいない
私だけが流れるまま

ドラマの場合、お隣を見ると
男なの
少しだけあったことのある渋い人
嫌なジョークな止めて

と、俺には聞こえるれど

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>>72557317
「一人きりのドライブ」で
いきなり「廃校舎」とか怖すぎる!!
よく聴けよ
「対向車」だろ
lol

no pantsu

no life

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>>72557415
ばんちゅ
返して

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No pantsu, Yes leotard

>>72557338
ドラマの場合(隣)を見ると男なの
少しだけ(会った)ことのある渋い人
(ひどいジョークね) 止めて

ここはこう聞こえた

>>72557556
フェミに屈服しない日本万歳

>>72557317
>>72557338
>>72557405
>>72557577
なるほどね、さすがに俺はだいぶ間違えたなww
訂正はどうもありがとうございます!

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>>72557041
*俺には聞こえるけれど
>>72557041
最初の*****が対向車」
二番目は「隣」
三番目は「酷いジョーク」に訂正
四番目は「ジョークが過ぎて泣くこともある」
>>72557577
三番目は書き間違えた
二番目は、休符が入ってシンコペーションしいているようやね
>>72557673
特に俺って、
実は、
女大好きで常にレディファーストの人なんすが
>>72557712
一度思い込むと、そう聞こえるというだけ
真夜中のドライブということだから

>>72557771
どうも!

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>>72557983
しかし、よくそんな曲見つけたな
聞いた覚えすらない
花の82年組と同期ということだから
全く目立たなかったのだろう

>>72558002
まあね、何故かYoutube観た時「お勧め動画」にあった

>>72557556
>leotard

Ingenious. This must be how they got away with her design without the usual reeing from western gaming """journalism"""".

>>72558591
but there was tons of reeing

>>72558836
By who? I didn't see any at all. It was surprising. I figured they knew most people thought they were being stupid going after Japanese lewdness in games or something.

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Why is sushi so good?

>>72559210
your "oil"ed body needs vinegar

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私はマンゴすきです

sushi burger

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>>72559628
post

サタニキア

Do American troops stationed in Okinawa know Japanese or are they contained in the base enough to not need knowing it?

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Sushi is monopoly of capitalists.
We need to get honor again

>>72559867
I really cant understand your English.

anyway Okinawa's media is completely controlled by commies.

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>>72559616
私はアワビすきです

>Q沖縄の米兵は日本語話せるか?
>A沖縄のメディアは共産主義者に支配されてる!

何だこのキチガイは

>>72559867
A lot of them leave without knowing a word of Japanese after years of stationing, but young soldiers manage to master some Japanese enough to pick up girls at bars.

>>72560392
Only seafood I like is エビ and ツナ
スシ is good, though

ｼﾆﾃｴｴｴｴ

>>72560530
死ねない呪いをかけときました

>>72560577
じゃ最強のテロリストになります

>>72560594
エロテロリスト…か…
懐かしい響きだ

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>>72560530
そんな時は肉を食え

>>72560609
母さん…僕はエロリストになるんだ(ｷﾘｯ

>>72560634
骨に肉を残らないでください

>>72560635
>>72560654
ついに佳奈美がリア充への進化を遂げることとなりました

>>72560634
やっぱりホモスレじゃないか(歓喜

>>72560654
何それテロリストの掟?

>>72560691
ホホ
モモ
サは
イ
ト
へ

ここはホモサピエンス立入禁止です

>>72560678
もともとリア充じゃありません
やめてください
>>72560741
フェラのコツ

葉っぱサピエンスですが何か?

>>72560866
もともとは違いますが、あなたはもうリア充です

ありがとうございます

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>>72559616
>マンコ
その果物を剥いていると思しき熟女のか?
>>72559769
ガウ視てる?
>>72560446
この前まで、森友で安倍云々と抜かしていた
奴やろ
>>72560594
頑張れ
応援する
>>72560635
下ネタ貼れよ
>>72560866
しゃぶり倒せ
>>72560926
葉っぱマリ○ナっす
>>72560941
ホモの彼氏ができたん?

>>72560941
リア充への進化を遂げるじゃなかったのか
リア充じゃなかったけど

ありがとうございます

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>>72560994
パンツ屋に応援されるのって別に嬉しくない

>>72561077
で、仕事の調子はどうだい

英語で triggered という言葉は日本語でどう表現すればいい?煽られた?

>>72561201
引き金引いた

>>72561119
学校に通うにした

さて、そろそろ寝ようっか

Every Anon
Good Night
Im Kanadakun
so-called KANAMI
See You

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प्रनाम।

>>72561201
煽られた is okay, but it's not clear whether you got mad or not.

>>72560994
観てるよ
サターニャが一番好き

>>72561277
what's puja?

>>72561294
Worship

>>72561335
I expected something sexier...but it's okay.
nice to have faith.

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WBC tomorrow

>>72561223
>>72561280
ありがとう〜

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>>72561405
japon stronk!

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Shohei Ohtani isn't on the team?

>>72561619
>>72561505

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>>72561634
>injury

籠池氏妻「園長はブタ箱行き」の衝撃発言、卒園式は「閉園宣言」に大荒れ
http://www.zakzak.co.jp/society/domestic/news/20170321/dms1703211130006-n1.htm

www

triggeredって日本語でキレると言うんです

>>72560447
>what's your reason for learning Japanese?
>I dunno dude lol just wanted to fuck some Japanese girls
It makes me kinda mad. Is fucking really all that humans ultimately care about?

>>72562024
not all, but sex drive motivates humans greatly.
if there weren't for porn, the internet didn't spread so quickly and vastly.

>>72562013
それが一番しっくりくるな

>>72562024
For soldiers, it doesn't matter the place or language. If a guy wants to fuck he will pick up some language if they don't speak the same one. A lot of these guys move around a lot too, through different countries.

>>72562013
>>72562084
>キレる
この言葉が思いつかなかった自分が恥ずかしい(>_<)

>>72562112
どんまい

>>72562072
元々セックスはそんなに素晴らしくないことなのに。
俺はさっぱわからん。
人間それとも私、どっちらが一番悲しいのは知らん。

間違っておろせない貯金用の口座に
30万円振り込んじゃって来月の20日まで財布に入ってる3千円しかない
どうしよう

>>72562330
なんで下ろせないの?

>>72562330
>おろせない貯金用の口座
定期?

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>go to dentist
>think it'll only be about 1000 baht for a simple extraction
>is actually 40,000 baht for 2 root canals, 2 gold crowns and a filling

>>72562147
きっかけはHでも、その後の人生で色々役に立てば結果オーライやで

会社で翻訳を頼まれたんだけど英語まだまだド下手クソだからググりまくりでたった一文を訳すのに30分かかる
しかもちゃんとできてるのかさっぱり分からない
添削してくれる人がほしいんだけど、ニートで暇してる優しいネイティブさんいない?

>>72562368
>>72562376
地元の銀行なんだけど貯金のために
キャッシュカードを切断して通帳しかない
んで他の銀行では通帳での取引ができない
今は東京だから地元に帰れない
終わった

>>72562400
Without insurance it will probably cost about the same here too.
Fuck dentists!

>>72562508
地元はどこですか?

>>72562552
福岡
あとスマホの充電が2%しかないから落ちる
すまん

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最近は欧米にも三島由紀夫のような「女嫌いなホモの保守」が増えてるみたいだね
その代表のマイロ君は結構イケメン

>>72562569
4ちゃんをスマホで見るかい!

>>72562552
ヨハネスブルク

>>72562569
http://www.fukuokabank.co.jp/atmsearch/detail/811
福岡銀行なら八重洲に支店あるみたいよ

>>72562508
ネットバンキングの契約があれば送金できるんだが…あとはクレカのキャッシングとか?

>>72562590
あいつはペドファイルだし、保守派ではない

>>72562330
ブラックリストおじさんの言い訳に似てる

キャッシュカードまで切断してるくらいだから、クレカは無理だろう。

>>72563052
クレカなら支払いは来月じゃん?

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この映画は面白い?

>>72562517
Don't talk about dentists.
I just woke up realizing that my tooth that had fixed some perhaps 12 or 13 years ago when I was a kid had lost the part that had been injected to fix it. Tis ugly, gotta go back to the dentist so that he can pump me full of resin again.

>>72563164
Denmark?

Haven't bothered going to the dentist in over three years because every time I went they just told me how great my teeth were and then asked for >$100.

>>72563183
When a filling comes off, it's likely that the decay underneath has advanced. You might need some drilling too. (・∀・)

>>72563236
no insurance?

>>72563236
>$100
That's expensive... dental hygiene is important for overall health. The government should be providing citizens with free or inexpensive checkup opportunities.

>>72563282
Then I'll ask him to be gentle with me for today.

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>>72563378
>'grab my tits when it hurts, okay?'

my college advisor is a japanese man
this will be my first time meeting a real jap person!!

>>72563648
korean in disguise

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What happened? why are everybody speaking English?

>>72563780
じゃ、どうしてお前も?

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how do i say i have AIDS in japanese? going there in a month or two but i hear i need to declare this
i have a doctors note but i feel like i should be able to say it as well

im not trolling and want to do this for safety reasons only

>>72563343
I have insurance. My dentist has nice rooms and a convenient location.

>>72563363
It's fine. It could be $10 and I'd still consider it a waste of money. Moreover, even if it were to cost me $1,000, I wouldn't want the government paying for it. As soon as they start meddling, all the rubbish social policy gets in the mix and quality of service plummets even for those paying for the best.

>>72563939
Get out of my country you disgusting subhuman.

>>72563939
AIDS is just "eizu" エイズ. It should be easily understood.

>>72563992
straight white male with no history of drug use
i got aids off my ex-girlfriend who was whoring for meth behind my back
its not my fault and im just trying to be careful anon

>>72563939
eichi ai bi- pojitibu desu.

https://twitter.com/antifa_sapporo
I didn't know Japan had retarded people like that

>>72564098
>pre-marital sex
>broken scum-filter
>"its not my fault"
Serves you right, please die soon.

>>72564173
I didn't know France had a presidential candidate who married a woman old enough to be his mother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N6ClLa4_Fg

>>72564262
A shame right ? It's usually women who marry rich men. Here it's the opposite.

>>72564358
Is she rich?

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おはよう~

>tfw the qt sitting next to you on the train falls asleep and her head is on your shoulder

>tfw you fall asleep on the train and wake up to find your head is on the filthy, greasy shoulder of the neckbeard next to you
>tfw you take a hot shower and scrub your face as soon as you get home