Gamesmaster edition
your thoughts on bums?
>>72525211
big fan
>>72525211
desk fan
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus – Eminem (repeat 2x):]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
real yank hours who up
>>72525211
I like the big ones
>>72525211
Rate mine
>>72525276
Delete this nocery
FUCK white people
president toilet bog fart
>>72525308
Jamal Silverstein
>>>72525142
told this german off
DRUMPF
>>72525348
good lad
the gf
hmm
Alright lads what do I say now
Something like
>Oh no! You don't like younger guys?
Lads
You heard that there's Holly Willoughby nudes floating around?
New girl at work is wearing tights on her first day
off to make something of the day
black girl i know has angela davis type afro
shes well black
need to shag her
>>72525379
ayo girl lemme dust tthat cobweb
>>72525388
go on...
>>72525377
Are these two together? Will never understand what girls see in boys like that
>>72525377
I don't get it
>>72525388
proofs?
>>72525379
She's wanting you to tell her she looks young, compliment one of her pictures saying she doesn't look a day over whatever
>>72525379
>age is just a number babe
>>72525421
>>72525423
top turned into bottom
>>72525388
willing to take a look
>>72525275
how big?
>>72525420
>>72525425
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4330096/X-rated-photos-Holly-Willoughby-stolen.html
It's over all sorts of news sites, haven't seen anything yet though
>go out to the kitchen to make myself a cuppa
>brother thinks its hilarious to scare even though I'm easily scared and can't handle that shit
>he scares me
>feel like I'm about to have a heart attack
>>72525444
>different nose bridge
>different upper lip
Nah, fuck off
all rise for the national anthem of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland
https://youtu.be/zwmUOJR-GwA
>>72525448
>>72525497
THIQQQQQQ
>>72525483
>northern ireland
No such thing
>>72525423
adonbilivit
>>72525497
I just know I couldn't do anything with her
The only people who identity as "British" are people from "Northern Ireland" and non-Whites.
FACT
[Eminem:] Man what you know about a sweet MC, in the 313
None of these skills you bout to see come free
So you wanna be a sweet MC, you better become me
If you ever wanna be one see
[Verse 1: Eye-Kyu]
Yo some people say I'm whack, now if that's right
I'm the freshest whack MC that you ever heard, in your lifetime
My slick accapella sounds clever with the beats
Boy I'm the deepest thing since potholes to ever hit the streets
Forgot a gold digger's succubus , my souls thick with ruggedness
With the mic I'm like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck with this
I got more Different Strokes than Philip Drummound
On open mic I bone your women just to keep my lyrics coming (bitch)
We elevated to new heights premeditated
Let it be that I stated they hate it now that they see that I made it
The escalated can be put to the test of greatness
Snatch the heart from MC's and I ate it
So I take it that's the reason I'm hated
To represent my temperment
If rap was a dick all you so called hard MC's would not be impitant
But pimping it, and acting like you could rock a show (so)
Harder than LL's Rock the Bells, but you is a ho (now)
Everything that you collaborate I lacerate
My rhymes they keep coming like nympho maniacs that masturbate
At a faster rate, yeah I got something for your ass to hate
I blasterate, and have you all running master gates
And as for face clutching and touching the flows
I got them open like marijuana smoke up in your nose
Bucking these hoes, I got that shit down to a science
Leaving them hot and bothered, turned on like an appliance
Defiance, no we won't have that
You want your shit to blow up?
Well I'ma stuff some dynamite in your ass crack
And blast that shit to kingdom come
Then bring them some of this real hip-hop
I drop beats and you ain't singing or gonna do a thing about
And you all knew from Meeko
That you couldn't hold your own with the strength of Lou Forigno
So stop that bullshit and flow
Yo, you need to come with the real skills, and act like you know
>>72525497
Why is there 5€ notes in her shoe?
Getting paid to shit post right NOW
>>72525497
how do you even shag a bum like this? do you need to have a big willy?
>>72525482
get your eyes checked mate
What are some ways to earn money besides getting a part-time job or sucking old man cock in the 'spoons toilets for bennies
>>72525565
My ex gf had a big arse and yeah unless you've got the reach it can be hard. You can always just spread her cheeks with your hands though
>>72525498
Howled at this
gotta have sex in about 2 hours but I feel all bloated
>>72525565
No you just spread the cheeks
>>72525582
drug dealing (serious post)
>it's a pretend to find fat girls attractive episode
>>72525601
>bloated
what are you a middle aged woman
>>72525308
agreed
Watching ASMR done by a MALE
4 french president candidates did a dab yesterday
dupont-aignan
macron
fillon
hamon
Smh
>>72525651
>done by a MALE
bet you are
>>72525629
low test bender
back to /cuteboys/ with you
>>72525641
Yeah xoxo
girl I know still sucks her thumb at 23
>>72525648
still don't know if this is a bloke or not
>>72525497
how could you fuq that without a big dick
gonna eat somewhere with my mum bye lads
>>72525681
Nearly creamed my drawers reading this
watch samurai jack
>>72525696
grow up
>>72525668
>knows about /cuteboys/
>calling anyone a bender
>>72525665
*dabs pour la préservation de la république*
>>72525720
>>72525668
slim women > fat whores
>>72525681
pics
>>72525744
OUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>72525727
didn't imply i wasn't a bender as well now did i haha
Anyone else here lost all interest in gaming?
Genuinely no idea what's been going on in the gaming world for the last 4 years
>>72525770
is this real
jesus christ
eating a delicious and nutritious brekkie lads x
>>72525807
what did you have?
i ate a tub of ice cream
>>72525836
some greek yoghurt, almond butter, agave syrup, and fruit all mixed up in a bowl
New music genre: hop hop
>>72525782
me
used to love all the early ones growing up on gameboy/ps1/ps2/gamecube then got really into it when the xbox 360 came out, spent most of my waking hours on it before realising how fat i was and smashed it up in a fit of rage
>>72525853
very healthy
good lad
>>72525861
i spent loads of time on my ps3
never got fat though
>>72525875
me on the asphalt
>>72525875
>>72525902
me as the asphalt
I've been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe
New music genre: post-hop hop
>>72525897
>>72525875
>>72525929
how do the postmen deal with dingos in a rig like this
>>72525921 are you bumming >>72525902?
>>72525875
Are they trying to get more yank posties
New genre: Tip Top
>>72525971
>>72525875
me walking towards the camera but from behind, in a manouvre i call the "reverse kev"
>>72525963
Bellowing
>>72525971
1>2>4>3 (wasnt easy heh)
>>72525929
what a gorgeous view
jealous
didn't realise i was a bank holiday today
glad i slept through my alarm kek
>>72525875
Looking at that pale foot and imagining a big white bum under the jeans. Fucks wrong with me.
>>72526004
alri mr. bank holiday
>>72525971
1>3>4>2
bank holiday wanker loves his fucking bank holidays
>>72526004
what's a bank holiday
>>72525982
ah yes, very modest. definitely not making a fool of yourself by 'voluntarily' wearing a tool of oppression designed to force modesty on women and then flaunting your arse to a camera.
>Article 50 will be triggered in 9 days time
grew out of anime when I was 17
never grew into anime because im not an autistic manchild.
>>72526036
was this drawn in MS paint
>>72526042
>>72526047
hmm..
>>72526004
errrmmm don't think it is love xx
>>72526030
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_holiday
>>72526075
grow into this
*spreads bp*
>>72526004
Me too lad
>>72526088
Don't. Not fair on the lad.
>>72526042
dubs and may gets offed before she has the chance
*slaps your bum*
>>72526114
Dubs and you get executed by MI5 tonight
cant read the word ''powerhouse'' any more without giggling and thinking of some runt from hull grumbling about pakis and poofs in london
business idea: pretend to be gay and order a gay wedding cake from a muslim baker. when they refuse, sue them and make loads of sweet compensation dosh.
thoughts?
>>72526151
do you know any muslim bakers
>>72525946
Yes
Need a cosplay gf
>>72526042
Northern Ireland has dual citizenship.
No fucks given.
>>72526171
why would i? i'll just google it
>>72526184
>Northern Ireland
No such thing
please post more thick arses lads
need a quick fap
Acidentally downloaded a japanese porn video, they play RPG town music during their scenes. Really put me off.
>>72526034
>a tool of oppression designed to force modesty on women
Yes, but it is their choice to submit, so its brave and feminist; even though women have literally been killed for not wearing it in muslim countries. Don't be a bigot, anon.
Patrick Stewart will die this year
big
communist
farms
really want to do a self suck but for some reason i'm just not flexible enough today
can barely lick my tip
>>72526088
not clicking your virus
>>72526192
Fuck off to the south Padraig
>>72526223
find a friend to 69 with
>>72526253
Umm this is IRELAND sweetie, we were here first x
*laserblasts your ballbag*
cool beans
>>72526223
managed to lick my tip once but the ammount of discomfort made me go soft immediately
>>72526310
my name's Jeff
cat yank is one of the most unfunny gimmicks going
>>72526270
don't have any mates
the arsestralian lost his sense of humor haha
britain officially becomes a racism next wednesday
disappointing
jo cox died for our sins
>>72526181
alri
>>72526333
>that cute face
muh dick
>>72526337
fuck off cunt
>>72526341
find one on the internet, plenty of depraved cock-hungry faggots like you there
>>72526278
Don't be smug. Just quietly content something worked out in our favour, first time in a century.
>>72526318
keep at it, when you can get about half in it's much more pleasurable
i quite like the taste of cum
>>72526401
bit rude
>>72526379
>remain killed jo cox to try and swing the vote
>they still lost
>her constituency voted leave
HOWLING
>>72526402
>first time in a century
>1923
I think my only chance at redemption is if someone or something castrates me. I am completely controlled by sexual urges.
>>72526391
love chinese curries lads. always get it when i get chinky takeaways
>>72526427
Britain will soon be small
Continental Europe, far away
cept for NI
>>72526379
>>72526413
>>72526464
scumbag
bet you order chips and omelette too
had a wet dream last night
>>72526333
flat chested justice
>>72526412
rude yes, but helpful nonetheless
>>72526451
Fantastic post
>>72526487
no way. egg fried rice, prawn crackers and prawn toast.
>>72526451
w2c?
>>72526482
howling
>>72526509
is that it?
i get those set meals for 3/4 people
just saw did a walk, didn't see a SINGLE brown face
fucks sake jo cox didn't die for this
>>72526548
well im not a fat cunt so yeh thats it.
What it's like to talk to a group of yanks
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>yeah nigga get that pussi lmao dicc succ yeah haha
>i self-harm, give me attention abloo abloo
Repeat 100 times
Hate those cretins across the sea with a passion
>>72526547
rather fetching
"hmm lets see, a boy, what shall we name him Fred?"
"I know, how about President Bog Fart?"
>>72526318
I heard it feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked
>>72526556
ah yes
america
very drunk lads
show me your genitals
>>72526581
would lick her lower back
>>72526581
could heem her easily
clothesline that skinny streak of piss right over that bar
she wouldn't even dare talk shit to me, little fucking wealking
>>72526556
Gay twats
watching some ashens videos im so british haha xD
>>72526556
why not the fat slag taking the picture? are they bent? isn't Opp a boy?
???
>A-anon you didn't vote Brexit did you? I would hate to find out you're a bloody racist.
>>72526670
you joke but being british is as simple as watching sherlock and doctor who, drinking tea and eating crumpets
>>72526670
pfm
>>72526671
think she pooed herself
>tfw no friends anymore
>>72526625
could fuck her right up
oh yo want to go to the beach do you? oh you want to go in the sea? oh you want to be a fish? how would you like to get battered, cocky twat
>>72526670
fucking machines
>>72526698
Quintessentially American
raining like FUCK outside
>>72526722
Sunny here, FUCK England
>>72526722
yeah its really windy too haha
got to go out in an hour
>>72526670
70s Dr Who and Sapphire and Steel. Also, fucking machines Israel what happened to you?
>>72526684
>>72526716
both these bints would get their shit kicked in
>>72526639
>>72526705
>>72526750
Shite gimmick
had my pants on the wrong way round all day so far
>>72526761
death of a great nation
>>72526750
>>72526761
mfw
>>72526761
NOOO!!!!!!!!
>dickhead romanian having to work on the roof of my office building in this weather
hahahahaha hows your 'better life in the uk' going you gyppo twats
>>72526761
Why are they leaving again?
>>72526670
The Prisoner too. This is required Brit viewing. Every Brit knows who number 1 is.
>>72526800
Too many white immigrants taking up room intended for pakis and nogs
another day
another no gf
>>72525172
>Channel 4
which show was on Sky One then if not GamesMaster?
>>72526800
Dave from the pub said "we was taking in too many im'grants" and Keith the janitor said something about bureaucrats
In a really crappy mood today
>>72526775
nice arse
>>72526830
>janitor
FOY
O
Y
>>72526800
something about lady sovereign
the gf
>he doesn't support the villa
For what reason?
>>72526842
Theyre called janitors here m8. What do you call them
>>72526855
This makes me really uncomfortable
>>72526863
caretakers
>>72526863
caretakers you mong
>>72526828
Did sky one have a rip off?
Gamesmaster had a Patrick Moore so whatever it was it was it was shite.
Caretaker? Nah, call me a risktaker
>>72526863
custodians is the only other term ive ever heard for them
>>72526761
nuked some leftover chinese and threw some bacon on top, it's peng
[spoiler]are white people allowed to say peng?[/spoiler]
Never understood trypophobia, it's just holes. Very strange to observe someone freaking out over it
it was it was it was
>>72526828
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Games_World
Making a spring onion omelette x
>>72526897
go home cyzkcykz
>>72526858
because I'm not a white van man from sutton. sotv
Don't mind poles, even the gopnik ones
Muslims can leave please x
>tfw english class at Uni
>tfw our teacher just told to us than australians are just lesser,peasants new zealanders
>>72526882
I might be might be repeating myself.
>>72526855
OMFG dont post that i have tryiopbioa since i saw that buzzfeed article!!! also im afraid of depths and fuck spiders!
>>72526897
turbo-rasheed.
>>72526882
I remember some guy in a cape with evil voice (like a Dark Lord) in shady lumination and contestants competing against each other on consoles. Vague I know, but it's been a decade and half.
poles are sound lads tbqh
wonder what will happen when poor uneducated immigrant louts start moving into towns and villages populated by lefty champagne socialists. think there will be a bit of a paradigm shift as lefties realise not all immigrants are the same as Mr Patel the neurosurgeon down the street or Mr Tyskie the friendly landscape gardener who will give your windows a clean for no extra charge?
>>72526954
t. czczczczzzcczczzcc
>>72526931
Not doing too well in English class are you
>>72526954
t.Szczepan
>>72526761
Seething
what is it about a piano that makes everything sound deep and heartfelt
>>72526969
The places with least immigrants are the places most concerned with immigrants.
Oopsie
had a dream about bulldozing the Muslim ghettos. Behind me, fellow members of the death squad were using a flamethrower on any runts trapped in the rubble.
>>72526952
No I remember that guy too. Spoopy edgy cunt. Still wasn't sky
Is the newest Doom game worth £12 lads?
Kate Bush
>>72526897
if there were millions of neets in the UK then /brit/ would be much more popular
>>72527011
ah yes, hence London voting an Englishman as mayor
oh wait
>>72526931
my under 6 soccer coach was chilean so i liked you guys until this post
>>72526969
Why would poor immigrants be moving into the same neighbourhoods as neurosurgeons
>>72527011
Because they've seen what happens in the places with the most immigrants
THE STATE of that guy from Momentum; absolutely unconvincing that he's a real woman. Rachel Woods or summat.
>>72526912
thanks
>>72527018
erm theres no canadian flag
>>72527035
Definitely, superb game
>>72527039
As a proud native pure blooded Anglo you should learn to use English properly.
>>72526991
I think he hates Australia, don't know why desu
>>72527018
Britain isn't the country its the island
>>72527069
Is it work £20 to get all the dlc with it (its on offer in the ps4) ?
>>72526989
>>72526993
nah i just grew up in a town where there are lots of polish seasonal workers in the summer, they're just nice lads
yvan eht nioj
>>72526931
>University level English in the favela
Rogue one was pure shite 4/10 glad I didn't pay to see it
>>72527090
I hate most Australians irl so fair, the online ones are alright though
>>72527099
yes
>>72527103
>i grew up in a town where cheap labour would come in for 2 months, fix our gutters and then leave
>this means we should all live in immigrant ghettos
Oh right ok
>>72527117
i thought it was alri
just too many "main" characters
>>72527117
Is the blu ray rip online now? might give it a good ol torrent
>>72527114
Rude
>>72527112
subliminal af
https://youtu.be/BaRctjOh9ho
>>72527138
not even worth torrenting
>>72527117
i liked felicity jones doe
cute bunny teeth and bangs, very girl next doorsy type
>>72527138
nothing about torrenting that movie is good
>>72527117
it wasn't bad tbqh, better than TFA
>>72526863
Executive officers of maintenance, sanitation and upkeep.
Saw some post about people being drawn back to this site for the stress and permanence free social interaction and I can't get it out of my head. It's like how drugs stop being fun the moment you realise you're addicted
>>72527117
It was outstanding you pleb. Almost made up for that Abrams cunt mess.
>>72527133
not even slightly what i said actually is it mate?
>>72527138
i got the impression from this that even rlm wouldn't torrent it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc2kFk5M9x4
>>72527170
The sign got me
>>72527167
>>72527154
I heard it had super cool space battles voom voom zoom zoom BOOOOOOOM
Lads, PS2 can play dvds confirmed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSwJfxw-reM
>>72527182
and what, you're trying to drag us down with you?
>>72527195
Is two hours of your time so precious that you can't spare to watch a Star Wars if it's less than perfect?
>>72527239
t. G. Lucas
>>72527239
Star Wars is strange there is only one properly good film (Empire) and the rest are just good camp fun but people pretend like they're high art or something.
i've started hanging out in /eire/
just thought i'd let you know
>>72527280
>Empire
Empire is overrated and I can't sit through it because of how much pop culture has ruined it. A New Hope is the true kino.
>>72527210
lol
>>72527235
Just raising consciousness, stay woke
TFA is the only decent star wars film
the acting in the originals is so bad
>>72527338
Daisy is best girl
I want a white bf
>>72527310
Don't care that place is utter shite please stay there Yank
>>72527280
>people pretend like they're high art or something.
no one does that besides massive manchildren and self proclaimed nerds
>>72527338
disagree
star wars is shit in general
trek always has been and always will be the superior sci-fi franchise
>>72527310
fuck off and die (serious)
>>72527362
So the sort of people I am interacting with on 4chan
I WANT A WHITE BOYFRIEND REEEEE!
>>72527362
>>72527390
The only people who do that are faux nerds or gamer girls who like How I Met Your Mother and Family Guy
>>72527310
give me a brief 'cription. How dire is it?
>People who do X are more Irish than people who do Y
>>72527419
Poor millennial woes ;_;
>>72527338
Anakins voice should have been dubbed over James Earl Jones Vader too. For continuity, just better too.
>>72527419
Ahaha I made that pizzagate post
Good post
>>72527411
grill?
>>72527419
I think I misnamed that file, the second post was the bad one, not the first post.
>>72527390
people that come here aren't really that type of pop culture loving nerd
theres that photo of a loner kid sitting alone near a group of other nerds and it captures the demographic of this site pretty perfectly
>>72527513
this site is full of normies
take your reddit memes elsewhere
(although it's true for me haha)