/brit/

anime

/balt/

ree

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how could you not be self absorbed if you're that good looking?

you can get literally anything you want out of life

Hila

Bane?

CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES

no i hate generals
what boards do you browse m'ladies?

want to impregnate Juno and force her to keep the baby desu

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>lecture started 12 minutes ago
>asda delivery still hasnt arrived

3dpd get out

>>72522999
"I have to go, bye!"

cannae wait to get into the office and start wagecucking

AndromaJUST

>>>/v/371119451

whats happening in south africa lads? I'm seeing an increasing number of posters from there saying something bad is about to happen

i've seen all the halloween and friday the 13th films but never the texas chainsaw massacre films

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine

starting to think having a part time job may be the true redpill

>>72523126
Hannibal lector is a better husbando than any of those. He's classy and he'd treat you right

>>72523125
Jacob "kill the boer" Zuma is being a fat cunt as per http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/03/jacob-zuma-calls-confiscation-white-land-without-compensation/

>>72523109
If they released a remastered version of the original trilogy on the PS4 I'd buy it. I literally wanked over the alien strip club haha

>>72523109
going to pirate it anyway

>>72523144
what

>>72523144
did a little titter

>>72523125
white genocide

>>72523179
nonce

Alright lads teach me how to flirt

I'm very bad at this kind of thing

/brits/ OUT

maybe andromeda 2 will be good

mass effect 1 was shit compared to the second one remember

>>72523154
Hannibal Lectar is a stuck up southern gaybo whose claim to fame in prison is biting a nurse's nose off
I mean I guess that would be alright if you weren't a health worker

>>72523154
i like michael myers the most, it's like he's not even human and is just a physical manifestation of pure evil

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>>72523202
ayy bby I can smell yer puss from here

>>72523179
pls explain

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Pulled a sickie at work, feel like a right rebel

>>72523235
yeah but Wayne's World was pretty funny tbf

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>>72523058

>>72523209
Mass Effect 1 was brilliant wtf you on about?

>>72523265
*braaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppppppppp*
O-oh, sorry a-anon

>>72523236
*hypnotises you into swallowing your own tongue*

>>72523269
i heard aurora illinois is a ghetto these days

>>72523078
>asda
fuck off poortherner

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BOG
STANDARD
MIDDLE
CLASS
LASS

For me, it's empire, the best eating apple

>>72523265
really wish a nude version of that existed

>>72523265
wish i had a job desu

Remember Scotland was promised more powers in 2014?

Did that ever happen or what

>>72523144

only post in this thread

>>72523284
lower middle class at best.

>>72523246
its just absurdist humour la, not much to explain

>>72523273
yeah but the second one was objectively better

>>72523288
Would that you only could get past your parents' firewall, Freddy

so when are these new fappening pics being released? i want to see holly willoughby's

>>72523290
same

might do a mike nolan and just start wearing a high vis shirt and do cashies for the rest of my life

>>72523284
and back to the bog she goes

>>72523308
Not by much they just make it more casual and shooterish ME3 was easily the worst, I remember that you had to do online to get something in the single player game which really pissed me off at the time.

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slags

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>>72523301
BARRET
HOUSING
ESTATE

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>the """"""""""""conservative"""""""""""" party

>>72523343
has that show really penetrated into the australian cultural consciousness

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>>72523340

7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.

11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.

3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.

6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.

5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.

>>72523284
>>72523366
is this actually a tranny or have i been rused?

>>72523384
dont care about that coalburning literal who

>>72523389
you need to leave your house more

>>72523367
definition of shant

reckon my best shot at having a fufilling sex life is breaking into the milf sector

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Who is your favourite Irish boxer?

Hello motherland,

I'm here to tell you that Keira Knightley is your best woman.

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chebs gf

>>72523387
i usually avoid /brit/ when the school kids and first year college students start saying its a normie general
stupid cunts haven't even realised they're already gone beyond normiedom and can never return

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Check out the autism at the start of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td36neZ1VtE

>>72523441

'ish women age in dog years

>>72523340
Hollys has already been leaked. Someone on /tv/ posted a few webms of her in the Harly Quinn outfit flashing her tits.

Morning lads
Feeling a bit poorly, going to eat some French toast in a bit and read. What your plans?

>>72523125
nothing

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>>72523438
ummmmm wrong sweetie x

>>72523441
More?

>>72523441
>gf
I fear you misapprehend the nature of the tinder.com application environment

>>72523441
my compliments to your buxom bosom m'lady

>>72523387
>6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.
this is definitely the worst /brit/

>5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
it's usually pretty comfy

>>72523472
>'ish
what

>>72523474
hmm where can i find these?

>>72523479

Why are you showing me a boy?

>>72523367
cuckservatives

REUNITE IRELAND DESTROY ""great""britanistan
(not capitalized because I lack respect for your shithole)

>>72523502
the best is from 1 am onwards

>>72523387
>11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.
shall be contaminating this time period with myself

>>72523387
not been on during 5AM - 7AM in a whle but back when i was a NEET this was depression/thailad hours

>>72523511

absolute rotter

>>72523511
Stop posting this little goblin woman

>>72522999
nah I 'm straight
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3216183/Cricket-invented-French-80-years-played-England-historians-say.html

>>72523507
I saw it during the Emma Watson leak days ago. See if /gif/ has a fappening thread.

>>72523367
The conservatives have to try to build a black voter base, lad.

>>72523536
*smacks your arse*
behave yourself young man

cannot bring myself to find chinks attractive

little runty alien goblins

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>>72523441
My chebs gf

>>72523598
*teleports in the sky over London and drops some bombs*
Heh.. nothing personell. Untermensch.

>>72523628
>20
>looks 40
state

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Maisie

>>72523645
Women lie about their age all the time pal

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'sie

>>72523658
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>in the middle of a conversation with a girl on tinder
>send a message, no reply
>wait
>restrain myself from sending another
>24 hours later I get a reply

y-y-yes, go me!

>>72523658
minger

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'sie

>>72523676
horey shet

about to get absolutely hammered with gingerbeer lads

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>>72523658
>calling your kid like a vegetable

haha dumb brits

*starts a rumour that you're gay*

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FASCISM

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Who wins?

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>>72523750
so perfect

>>72523765
joshua, not even in question

>>72523729
>GERMany

Hahahaha any germs?

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the wife

>>72523658
I'd fly my plane into her twin towers if you know what I mean

>>72522999

come here you little brit sluts, I'll fuck all of you!

You want some of that BBC (Big Bulgarian Cock)? Yeah, you want it you little slut. Suck my dick. Suck it

Feel what it's like to be fucked by a real man and not some pale anglo with crooked teeth

yea, gimme that pussy oh yea

>>72523765

me desu. I Could heem anyone

*walks into /brit/ continually twirling my willy*

hahahaha HEY LADS
the choppers for take off soon
hahahahahaha wahey

business idea: stop fucking up my mind and body with energy drinks

>>72523794
nonce

>>72523808
What do you drink and how often?

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>>72523772
iktf la

facebook is a bloated piece of shit

>>72523832
so are you

>>72523808
get some innocent smoothies into you lad

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Slag nationalism is on the rise, slags need a nation state!

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Need a slag to come give me a bj

>>72523789
It's ألمانيا now. Don't use the name the fitlthy imperialists use.

>march is almost over
>we're already 1/4 through 2017

>>72523821
I drink like monster energy drinks or redbulls and just anything at tescos in the energy drinks section

wish these brits were not supposed to be wishing to get sex from these obvious men

t.mohammed

>>72523772
>>72523829
Nice body shame about the face

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>>72523512
On the orders of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith I command you to delete this post immediatley

*enters thread and starts bossing everyone around*

>>72523869
Haha same I have about 2 monster energy drinks a day desu

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that first sip of the day

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>>72523864

surprised maisie hasn't had any leaked nudes

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the gf

>>72523758
she was a favourite of mine

>>72523883
She's grim though

>>72523909
>gif
fuck off

>>72523806
*grabs your willy firmly*

>>72523890
>2 monsters
mate you're mental

I'm having to stop though because it doesn't go well with my anxiety. anxiety + my habit of not eating properly + energy drinks just makes me feel like utter shite

bet maisie has a hairy vagina the grotty cunt

what's it like to kiss a girl lads

>>72523909
HATE YOU I JUST WOKE UP

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>>72523729
>german ""humour""

christ, it's not even a meme

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the gf

>>72523929
the choppa has LANDED

*winks at you*

>>72523933
literally nothing wrong with a hairy vagina you nonce

>want to go on a walk
>it's pissing down rain

ah yes

need a turtleneck no bra gf

doing a poo lads

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>>72523750
>>72523772
I don't know who this is, but she looks like she's aping Melania Trump. The same dead, superior expression.

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>Andromeda is confirmed shit

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>>72523988

>>72523981
ah yes nothing quite like the smell of stale piss clinging to hair to get you in the mood

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Would very much like a chubby gf

*enters thread anally*

>>72523943
>shitposting = humor
k.

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>>72523930
I'm just addicted at this point
Keeps me going but makes me sad if I haven't had one all day

>>72523983
>not sticking on a cagoule and going for a comfy rain walk

paki behaviour, back to the desert with you boy

>>72524007
can't be my own gf lad

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stop slut shaming

*repeatedly taps update*

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>grotty
>rotter

Why are these words so funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yHdVLrUFi4

fascinating

Am i the only one that find Maise horse faced? You guys realize she was cast in GoT as an uggo character.

>>72523772
Something here just looks wrong. Also this bitch is barely attractive covered in lbs of makeup. She is a definite butter.

Gimme a rowdy dirt covered cow-girl over these disgusting slags anyday

>>72524007
did someone autistic make this? showing as many 'turtle' references as possible isn't humour.

>>72524077
thainonce made it

>>72524073
sharp t's

reckon they'll eventually have to do something about internet porn. shits really getting out of hand at this stage

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>>72524075
>finds*

A conservative country girl beats out these make-up covered whores any-day

>>72524089
should have guessed 2bh. a lot of his other creations are unfunny autistic shite too.

>>72524026
That's not 'chubby' nigel

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You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?

I play along with the charade
That doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot

'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it!
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?

might do a troubled sleep

hopefully i wake up without this perpetual dread

Want to go out and do something but I've got no mates lads.

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>A conservative country girl beats out these make-up covered whores any-day

>>72524074
The Jews destroyed this desu

>>72524101
same la

the ol' erections are getting weak

>>72524122
>' '
think you need to learn how to use these properly

>>72524130
Love that film

>>72524154
Try again you 'human'

>>72524120
alri cletus

contrary to what others seem to experience my porn tastes are actually getting more vanilla with time

>>72523628
>University of Reading
nice, what does she do there

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>A conservative country girl beats out these make-up covered whores any-day

>>72524178
mine are becoming more vanilla too but they ironically involve black lads

>>72524204
fuck sake chap

>>72524142
>>72524120
Obviously it does. Regardless, most of the anons talking up slags would be most likely to get bottled/laughed at by said slags IRL.

>>72523909
Only are pussies scared of trypophobia

feeling incredibly wistful after a loving weekend with the gf :(

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>>72524224

>>72524175
Live in the country
>raise/grow your own meat/veggies
No jew poison
>Drink well water
No jew poison
>Niggers never go in the country
They don't last long out here Usually end up in a pig
>Mexicans are basically slaves
>Tons of gritty fit white women that want white babies.
How is living your city-shitter life nay better?

Daily reminder that Rural America is based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnMEBVGcYEI&list=RDMMNnMEBVGcYEI

>>72524253
are you 12 years old?

>>72524198
reading

reckon several medical fields are withholding greater treatments to cause a dependence on drugs/products and a more secure lifetime source of revenue

deactivated my facebook account in early 2015

wonder if anyone's missing me

probably not

>>72524270
take your proxy off varg you autistic NEET bastard

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>>72524279

>>72524270
Autism

*decides to attempt to leave NEETdom*
well here i am
hope these lads accept me

dipping prawn crackers into my coffee

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>cagoule

Recommend you guys try my diet, I'm losing pounds like mad.

>one meal a day (lunch)
>can have chocolate, crisps etc
>can cure cravings because you know your next choccy is only 24 hours away tops

Don't believe meme that starving is bad for you, you get used to it, just sleep more.

>>72524253
I'm masturbating right now

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>>72524310
Daily reminder that if you can't fell a tree you are a manlet

Also this guy is gonna get his chainsaw stuck unless he goes for an undercut.

>>72524366
one of my lefty mates was chatting about rising tensions in germany because of migrants causing problems. couldn't believe my ears. a lefty acknowledging something negative about immigration instead of burying their head in the sand? i was astounded ngl.

>>72524408
I cut down trees for breakfast with my bare hands.

when i was in year 7 i got 70/70 on a spelling test but i actually cheated and what i really got was like 67 or something

dying from radiation poisoning is a shitty way to go. you literally start to liquefy and drown in your own blood.

I know I should leave 4chan, but when I actually think about it I don't see the point. I mean, when I'm at home with nothing to do and browsing the internet anyway does it really matter what actual sites I'm browsing? its not even like I'm doing it at the expense of other more pressing endeavors

>>72524408
>cutting down trees with a chainsaw is manly
howling
bet you make coffee with a coffee maker too don't you fucking poof

>>72524452
it wont happen if you eat the baby in the pitt dlc for fallout 3

>>72524452

I hear drowning is very peaceful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMrzh-7LA8

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>>72524414
None of the migrants would cause the same trouble if everyone was armed like in America
>Excluding commiefornia and niggertroit.
Niggers die when they get uppity outside of their liberal city safezones.

Remember the roof koreans

>>72524474
i've heard the opposite

>>72524474
You go into a state of extreme panic and lose all conscious control as your deepest instincts take over and your body flails around desperately trying to reach the surface
Doesn't sound peaceful 2bh

>>72524408
Yanks would be the experts at cutting up mens wood.

>>72524408
>using a chainsaw makes you a man

ahahaha, use an axe runt

>>72524474
supposedly it feels like your lungs are on fire

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Like the legend of the phoenix
All ends with beginnings
What keeps the planet spinning (uh)
The force of love beginning
We've come too far to give up who we are
So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars
She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky
We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky

>>72524474
http://sortieenmer.archives.grouek.com/

ah yes very peaceful

>>72524512
*dances*

>>72524512
always found this song to be degenerate

might cop a wiiu now its discontinued and cracked

legitimately scared to use chainsaws

apparently the chain can snap really easily and maim you

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39319503


>Historical dramas 'limit UK black actors'


>Actress Thandie Newton has said she "can't work" in the UK because there are no roles for black and minority ethnic actors in historical dramas.
>London-born Newton said the number of costume dramas had led to "slim pickings for people of colour".

>In 2015, the star of A United Kingdom said: "We make period dramas in Britain, but there are almost never black people in them, even though we've been on these shores for hundreds of years.

>The migration of black British actors to the US has been criticised by Hollywood star Samuel L Jackson.

>He criticised the industry for hiring UK stars to play American roles, and said: "We've got a lot of brothers here that need to work too.

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>always found this song to be degenerate

>>72524467
It saves time. Crosscuts are mostly for back-country state projects where power tools aren't allowed.

Axes are really a last resort. Sometime you might use one when you need to run quick.

Why would I support the Spic coffee growing machine? I drink maple syrup and tea made from plants my grandaddy showed me.

my mate stopped drinking for 6 weeks and was able to buy some mega-expensive decks with the money he saved. he must have been drinking very heavily previously the silly alchy.

>>72524560
>cop
FOY

>>72524570
use a regular saw then you lazy runt

>>72524582
she's welcome to start her own production company and make dramas about child sacrifice and genocide in Africa if she wants.

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>>72524604
>tfw poor
>tfw don't drink
annoying when I see people wasting money on alcohol

>>72524515

hearing french in your last moments of life can't be pleasant

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anyone else here like space :*

>>72524636
get a job then

>>72524594
it's a song about sex where they repeat their intention to have sex over and over again it's disgusting and crude

also how he seems to be misleading the woman who just wants to enjoy herself while he expressly wants sex, it doesn't sit right with me

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>always complaining that I have no friends
>get asked out for drinks by work people
>say no

haha what am I like

>>72524582
Isn't she the one that claimed to have been casting couched?

>>72524660
virgin

>>72524647
dont understand how scientists are able to glean this much information about that solar system based on a few pricks of light countless billions of miles away on a photo taken by a telescope in space. i swear they make up half this shit just so people get interested.

>>72524570
It happened to me once and it hit my leg. Luckily I wore thick, chainsaw-proof trousers, so I felt nothing but the hit of the fast moving chain, no injuries.

>>72524668
a stereotypical introvert

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>>72524647
>you were born too early to explore the universe

>>72524604
>buying decks

is he fucking 13 or something?

>>72524582
She's half cast though, stupid bitch

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>>72524501
>Literally acres of forest to clear
U-u-use an axe faggot

Like hell mate. Axes are only for little trees. Lets see you drop a 25in diameter ponderosa pine with an axe.

Pro-tip
Don't people used crosscuts for a reason

>>72524698
he's a semi-professional dj

>>72524603
>where power tools aren't allowed.

Don't be a fool, bin that tool!

>>72524582
>number of costume dramas had led to "slim pickings for people of colour".
hmm, almost like Britain was 99.9% white back then

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>he's a semi-professional dj

I've no friends and I don't even give a fuck haha

>>72524707
how does that contradict anything she said though? being half cast still makes her an ethnic minority

>>72524743
bet you actually have lots of friends

>>72524739
sad that you're not?

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LITTLE

>>72524751
She's just looking for a reason to stay in LA

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>>72524692
Born just in time to cut some pines while libs cry

>>72524757
I'm a professional DJ lol

>>72524647
What ever happened with the flashes of light on that asteroid?

>>72524759
wonder if humanity will ever reach pluto

>>72524794
dick junkie? lol

>>72524794
then what was the sad frog about?

>>72524716
if you're clearing acres you should be working with others

>>72524801
pakis will put an end to any scientific progress soon enough lad

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The gfs

>>72524452
thats from if you get a very high dose straight away no?
otherwise your bodies cells fuck up and they either produce malfunctioning cells or produce the wrong cells needed. You basically get super fast cancer

>>72524829
me in the middle about to do a sick windmill move

>>72524829
obvious coalburners. discarded.

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>>72524797
Ceres?

Probably just a bit of ice or something desu

eating peanut butter on marmite on toast again lads

>>72524890
>gif
fuck off

>>72524484
stop dreaming yank they've bred you out of everywhere except the countryside

>>72524759
didn't they downgrade that to a floating rock or some shit recently?

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>obvious coalburners. discarded.

we're just a human colony planted on earth

the rest of our people are waiting beyond the stars, waiting for us to evolve to the point where we can contact them, to show that we are worth

>>72524912
Dwarf planet

>>72524941
i've considered that before too

>>72524941
worth what?

playing dragon age and a dwarf elf couple asked me to save their lost children.
Shant be helping race mixers

>>72524912
>ya feign ignorance of popular scientific common knowledge im so cool B^)_~

>>72524967
Will they ever learn?

how many people here have /int/ BFs?

called a sickie and im zmoking a fat soot

>>72524941
raels believe something similar

@72525011
nobody you cretin

listening to trap
13 block to be accurate
french drill

>>72524941

I feel the ethnics were placed to impede the progress, until we mature and realise mass murder is a form of evolution

>>72525011
one but he's tsun =_=

>>72525011
i wish x

theres atleast 2 other irish posters here

come to the monument in phoenix park at 2pm sharp so I can heem you both and display that I am the dominant irish poster

>>72524941
I too enjoyed Battlestar Galactica.

>>72525085
nerd

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the gf

>>72524999
you mad brah?

>>72525082
shan't be going to any of your homosexual meet ups nor niggerville, junkies bastards, co. jackeen

>>72525114
could heem her easily

>>72525097
ZIMBABWE!

>>72525132
no im making fun of you

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the gf finding device

>>72525172
>>72525172
>>72525172

absolute state of my microwave haha