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What was your worst school memory ?

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What was your worst school memory ?
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>>72522882
got called Szergej because I had a Russian accent
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no gf
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The time that all my friends (by pure coincidence) moved frol my city and became a loser with no friends for 2 years.
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>>72524460
Oh, the Horror!
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>>72522882
The times I never responded to girls advances even when they were laughing and giggling with me, I did this because I didn't want to draw anymore attention to myself.
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>>72522882
I was not prepared for a speech.

My teacher made me stand infront of call for 15 min to present, and I just stood there with red face while class stared at me.

fuck that memory
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>>72522882
All of it was pretty shit
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>>72522882
in 4th grade we had math test i was sure i didn't pass it, after test we had 1 week of vacancies, i felt absolutely shitty all this week. after vacancies turned out i passed it
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>>72522882
All of it. I had mental health issues, and they weren't particularly compassionate at the Catholic high school I attended. That was 4 years of perpetual cringe.
If I had to pick one thing, it would be how I was a jerk in my freshman (first year of high school) year towards this kid named Charlie. He was a weirdo who hung out with the same group of weirdos as me, and I kinda bullied him just because I could. He was down the line in the pecking order, and I took out my frustrations on him. It sucks because I was just being a bully, and there's no excuse for that. Sorry, Charlie.

Otherwise, it would be when I ended up suspended from school for a month for repeatedly unzipping my penis. I couldn't come back until I got a note from my psychiatrist.
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>>72522882
School was blessed time, it is everything that happened after that went wrong.
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One time I forgot my gun and the bus driver wouldn't turn around so I had to borrow one from lost and found. All of the kids were laughing at me and called me names.
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When I accidentally brought my gun to school and to prevent getting caught, I hid it under a vending machine.

When I was a freshman and the seniors made us line up in the lockerrooms after lacrosse practice and started beating us with sticks. That shit was scary
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>>72524774
Yep
Apart from that high school was a really cool period. I couldn't handle the freedom and lack of routine in college
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penis inspection day
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Chad "friends" threatened with death.
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>>72525733
Also, the girl I had a huge crush on. We used to date and I fell on love with her but she said she doesn't want to be with me but her best friend secretly told me she loved me and that we should be together. I said no because I didn't like her. They were both qt.
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>>72525541
>unzipping my penis
Is this next level circumcision?
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>>72522882
When my clothes were thrown out of my cabin on a school camp and when I went to get them I was thrown down a flight of stairs and then had my head held over a smokey fire until I started coughing and vomiting.

Highschool banter was tough
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I literally shat myself on the first day of highschool trying to fart, from that day on i was called "the sharter"
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>>72525266
This. I feel like maybe one or two have shown interest since but my early autism will forever scar me.
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Mandatory PE lessons
I have a fear of things flying towards me. Not just fear, i enter full panic mode when ANHTHIG comes closer to me at high speed. Maybe i had bad luck, but in every school every PE lesson had some sort of a ball game. Football(soccer), basketball, netball, and more. Every fucking time triggering a panic attack on me. I once broke a fucking finger in rapid movement during one of those lessons.
I went to 5 different schools, and had total amount of 7 different PE teachers. Every single PE teacher thought he could cure it by slowly throwing a ball to me, then couldn't understand why am i still panicking when a buff classmate kicks the ball with all of his might towards me.
Luckily I got excused permanently from PE lessons by psychiatrist during high school.
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>>72522882
at the end of secondary school we had a sort of mock-graduation ceremony in the hall

all of my friends and my close family were there, we all had to go up on stage and collect a certificate thing

i tripped over and fell off the stage in front of everyone
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>>72525958
Jesus, why did they do that? Also how old were you?
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>>72525909
Yeah, kinda like a convertible car.
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>>72526663
Isn't that typical Aussie behavior, bantz and whatnot?
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>>72522882
School.
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Let's see. Middle school was 90% niggers and I was one of the only white kids. For the most part those years were awful and miserable, and gave me many mental health issues that I still deal with. One day, the teacher was dividing the class up into groups, and one black girl said "Anon wants to sit with his boyfriend (only other white kid) heheh)". I was at the end of my chain and yelled "Shut the fuck up" at her, and then the teacher kicked me out of the class, and I had to go to the dean, where I started crying. Then the girl was sent in and she started apologizing to me, which was nice, but boy was it embarrassing. Luckily worse things happened to my white classmate - for instance one day he was violently shoved to the ground by a nigger and his glasses broke. Also one day on my birthday, a nigger gave me 13 birthday punches, extremely hard, and my arm hurt for a week afterwards. I was very racist during that time, now I know that they were just damaged people and I feel bad for them, but I hated them during school.
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>>72525733
>>72525854
Another one I forgot was when I got dropped by a freshman girl when I was a junior in basketball. Was made fun of for weeks
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I have a lot of bad memories. But this one was just unfair.

>help a guy with his essay at his house
>pretty much write it for him
>couple months later
>the guy lost his camera
>he reports to the police I might have stolen it
>I get mad at him
>he tells everyone I stole it
>get uninvited from parties because their parents dont want to have me
>spend the rest of the year alone until I graduate from high school
Well, that's the thanks you get for helping someone write his essay.
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>>72524831
>by pure coincidence

Keep telling yourself that, juan
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>>72526988
He told the police I did it, because I was at his house writing his fucking essay for him.
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>>72526663
It happened in Year 10 camp, as to why they did it probably because it was fun for them and the teachers didnt give a shit.

Im a particularly weak shy lad, and the teachers whether accidentally or otherwise put me alone in the dorm which had the more thuggish kids, it was a recipe for disaster.

Felt pretty helpless because being a camp its not like I could run home. I just had to take it and act like nothing happened
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>>72525958
God i had a similar experience when i was 8,except i wasn't pushed downstairs.
Instead they threw the books i brought with me to the fire.
Didn't want to remember
Sorry for you, anon
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Year 7. I have mild cerebral palsy in my left arm, we were getting ready to go to play hockey for my school.

Part of our weekly homework is that we had to trace and draw a perfect map of Australia. Due to the fact my left arm is destroyed, holding down a piece of paper was actually difficult for me and my artwork was no where near as good as everybody else.

Teacher sees my map and hates it. He gets up and shows the ENTIRE class, including the class across the room as well. He makes fun of our horrible drawing it was. I was honestly heartbroken - everybody is looking at me as he cracks jokes.

It's said that I didn't care enough for the map, and wasn't allowed to play hockey.

Mr. Rowan his name was
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>>72527025
>>72527129
>australian education
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>>72525541
A-are you from Louisiana?
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>>72527046
Its alright Ive gotten over it for the most part, I still cant empathises with the normie ideas about everyone being basically good but thats just life.

I still believe that its the unrestricted imagination of children that allows them to think up and carry out such cruelty. It makes me relieved to know adults and modern kids are having their imaginations destroyed by technology
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>>72527179
Here's another. High school starts in year 8, I was placed in special education due to my disability and because of this was shipped classes pretty often for no reason other than they wanted to.

I change math classes, and the new teacher learns of who I am. I try hiding myself and making it so nobody knows who I was.

One day I talk to somebody for a second, and the teacher tells me off loudly. Later that class I spoke again for a second and I am kicked out. As I'm kicked out she tells the special ed unit to send me back there.

As I go, she says to the ENTIRE class that something is wrong with my brain and I'll attack them for no reason if they talk to me. According to a guy in the class she was laughing about it.

Something good came out of this though. Because she was forced to work in the special ed unit for an X amount of time, and later quit teaching and probably went someplace else.
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The time I sharted my pants next to a girl I liked. She was horrified while everyone else laughed. I got bullied about it a lot.
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>>72527364
Oh go, she sounds like a sociopath I'm sorry. And I thought America had the worst teachers.
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Running to the bathroom to vomit from nerves after failing to ask a girl out to prom.

I was pathetic as fuck.
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>>72522882
A girl locked me up in the toilet with her and she forced me to watch her vagina.
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>>72529061
hot
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>>72529061
>>72529071
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>>72527268
I literally only remember me crying and running to teacher to ask why did they do this to me
They never got punished anyhow
Luckily everything else remains in my memories as facts rather than images
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>>72522882

I called my math teacher "mom" by mistake in front of everyone in my class. He was a 60 year old man.
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>argie public school
It was hell
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>>72529061
Was she taller than you?
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A girl I kinda had a crush on said whispering to herself "as if anyone would want to be with you"
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My underwear was pretty dirty and one of my classmates nave hoticed it when we was in locker room. Everybody laugh and that was fair enough. Later on this guy draw me with my shitty underwear and starts show it everyone. They even starts signin it. Meanwhile i try to 'joke" about this to get out from this situation but it's didnt work. I decide that it's time to stop and punch this guy in the head few times in the middle of lective class. Teacher separate us and told me that this guy is boxer and could break me. (He is skinny af but after realizing that he didn't punch me for a single time i got scared). Later we was going home together and talked about it. The conflict is over.
Life gave me a good lesson. Now i always use my clean underwear if im gonna to change clothes.
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>>72529169
Just as tall
>>72529100
>>72529071
No, it wasn't. I don't even remember what she looks like.
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>>72524774
My gf's

>a couple where so hideous there's at least 3 lifetimes of regret
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>>72529425
Lucky bastard.
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My high school is boy's school. Boy's schools exist in only Arabian countries and Japan and GB……SHIT!
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>>72529755
We have them here too
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>>72525336
this
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After reading this thread i realized that my school days actually weren't that bad.
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>>72529516
My first girlfriend was ugly, inside and out. A terrible person with a terrible face and body.

But at least it gave me the confidence to find better.
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Shit my pants in class once
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Didnt happen to me but for whatever reason ive always remembered it really well.Basically this tiny autistic ginger kid got stuffed in a small gym locker with a bunch of peoples dirty gym clothes then they put a lock on it and he was stuck in there till class was over and then he had to wait even longer till they found a pair of bolt cutters
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>>72532609
lmao
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i was kind of a bully in high school
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>>72532289
I was sick and my mom forced me to go to taekwondo. I shit my gi during warm ups. As I ran to the bathroom shit rolled down my leg. I had to clean myself up as best I could before I walked out and asked to make a phone call while the boys laughed and the girls wretched. I feel for you bro.
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I was part of the 5 "popular kids" since I'm good looking, smart and do sports.
My social life ended at sophomore year, where I shit myself, the wall, the floor and the sofa at my classmate's house and the entire school heard and saw pictures of it. Stopped drinking then and there (took me 2 years to recover, was fat, had zits and wanted to kill myself because of the isolation)

Luckily I recovered and now my life is amazing, literally couldn't be happier.
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>>72532832
you probably shouldn't have shit yourself
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>>72522882
I don't remember anything from school times. I guess it was all meaningless.
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I'm sitting here thinking of somethin good but God nothing comes to my mind. They were all minor incidents like someone pissing me off, me throwing an assburger fit and flipping everyone's fit.

Hell I was the "fat kid" in my class and noone ever bullied me because of it. In both elementary and middle school I had the best girls in my year because I always was in the school theatre/acting classes and girls were 'mirin.
Hell I was shit at PE and was picked first.


The weirdest memory I have is the faggot in the swimming classes in the 1st grade. Pretty fucking sure he was a pedo. Balding, pedo stache and staring at us while we were showering naked.
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>>72533052
You remember 1st grade? I barely remember anything up till year 7-9
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>>72527129
couldn't you just have told him about the cerebral palsy thing?
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Probably when I moved to Chicago and had no friends until I beat up the popular kids and suddenly everybody wanted to be my friend.
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For one week in 6th grade we all got to go live in cabins in the woods with one hs student as a group leader per cabin group.
The camp old man/leader was this crazy old black guy named Nighowl and one day when he was checking out my cabin all the other kids decided to do a prank where they locked us in.

The thing is, Nightowl used to be a slave or some shit so he lost his shit and started having a panic attack and begun throwing shit at the door and hitting it with a broom and screaming.
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>>72532886
How did I never think of that
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>>72533121
Yeah I have pretty good memory, especially to faces.

Been 15 years since elementary and I still recognise people when I meet them on the bus and whatnot.
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>>72522882

I was branded a liar and gay, despite not being the one who initiate it.

The teasing didn't stop until six form when all the 'cool' people left. Nobody had my back.

Was also raped by three people, two of them being my best friends. Whilst another friend watched did nothing to help me.
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Wasnt me but in the 8th grade some one started a rumor that this kid was jacking off in the bathroom and for 6 years he was bullied and got the nick name handy manny
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>>72533378
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I regret not fighting back, but it made me understand only the rich can be reckless since fighting back would probabbly result in lawsuits

I think it affected me greatly, and is why i am here desu

See you all in robowaifu heaven someday
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>>72522882
>high school
>school was in locked down cause some girl thought she saw someone that the cops were looking
>totally out of the norm cause we live in a good area
>locked down right before lunch time during 4th period so around 11ish
>swat time arrived and stationed throughout the school to do a clean sweep for him
>wouldnt let anyone out, not even to go to the bathroom
>everyones hungry and needs to use bathroom cause we usually wait till lunch to do so
>designated section of the classroom to pee in the trashcan
>ended up being let out of school to go home at 6pm
>had to walk single file escorted by cops all the way across campus cause they only let us out through the football field
>turns out he was never there and girl lied
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>>72533564
>I regret not fighting back, but it made me understand only the rich can be reckless since fighting back would probabbly result in lawsuits
wat

you can sue children into getting in school fights in taiwan?
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>>72533527

Bit shit innit.
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>>72533597
>>designated section of the classroom to pee in the trashcan
Jesus christ privileged people are pathetic
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>>72533629
I'm just visiting, from Singapore

But yes, you can do that, I'd suppose in america too.

I'd love to fuck some people up in my life, but my dad was retired and it's not like our finances can take a lawsuit. Most of the annoying pricks here have rich families, if a Singaporean ever acts like an immense prick in real life 80% he/she'll have rich parents (Sure it's like anywhere else in the world but on steroids)
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One time there was a moose outside so we couldn't go out for recess
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>>72522882
I accidentalley pushed two persons at the same time and they fell down the stairs.
One broke his chest, and the other one now has a crippled leg.
I have a shit-ton of bad school memories like this one.
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>>72533730
If you werent canadian I wouldn't have laughed so hard
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Being knocked out by the teacher. He opened the class door right on my face and I banged my head on the wall.
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>>72533726
>I'd suppose in america too.
No, unless you murder somebody or do something REALLY bad kids are basically untouchable here by the law.
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>>72533759
We had to stay in the portables until animal control came and tranquilized it.
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>>72533823
eehhh, i mean if you fuck up some rich person's kid even if said kid deserves it people wont start lawyering it up?
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>>72533862
Lawyer up for what? You can't arrest a kid for getting into a fight with another kid unless it's super severe like he knocked all the kids teeth out or caused brain damage or something. Community service would end up being the worst punishment in most cases.
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>>72533932
>another kid unless it's super severe like he knocked all the kids teeth out or caused brain damage or something

I think that would've happened, the guy that kept ticking me off when i was 15 was some spider lanklet, that guy also lost his frontal teeth cause someone else fucked him for his attitude.

But yeah, in Singapore people can lawyer it up.
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Not me for the third time but

There was this kid we're gonna call timmy who had a birth defect or something that made the tendons in his arms,hands,feet,mouth, and probably other places shorter which meant that he couldn't open his mouth very wide or really grab anything large/grasp anything firmly.We would always give him shit about stuff like we would throw him a ball in pe and when he couldn't catch it we'd say something like fucking timmy you God damn cripple and it would basically be like this all day for him.looking back it was fucked up of us but honestly we had no idea it was like that at the time,he would laugh too and shit so we never even thought he might not like it.Anyways apparently we fucked him up and he ended up becoming a criminal and he ended up trying to shoot up his new school but apparently he couldn't even hold the gun right or some shit
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>tfw you look back at your childhood and realize you were unintentionally a bully
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>>72529755
Did half of your school crossdress to make it look like a regular school?
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>>72534085
I'd reckon it's a feedback loop, someday I'll be telling someone related to my bully to kill himself/herself for being poor/retarded and then the madman does it and so on

Schopenhauer got it right frankly, at least we have anime now i guess
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>>72534085
>tfw you look bad at your childhood and realise that you were intentionally a bully
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>group of kids beating me up during recess in middle school
>I run i front of a teacher hoping she would stop it
>She does nothing
>I'm legit 5 feet from her getting beat up
>Eventually she gives a sigh and says "alright kids stop that"
>They stop and we are standing beside each other
>She says "why do you always keep picking on anon"?
>Kid: Because he's GAY!!
>Everyone laughs
>Teacher laughs
>Haha ah don't say that
>I turn around and clock the kid in the mouth
>Kid and his friends start screaming FUCK YOU and get ready to jump me again
>Teacher sends me to the principals office for fighting
>Only one kid of the 4 beating me up goes with me to tell his side of the story
>I get suspended for 3 days for fighting
>Other kid gets let off free


Yup, i am 30 now and it still pisses me off to no end. It was at that moment in my life i realised that authority could not be trusted.
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I had to eat burgers at lunch,
disgusting
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In highschool we could leave the school during lunch time, but we had to return before the recess ended. This one day I left with my friends to eat at a McDonalds nearby, and just a few minutes after we got there 2 black guys with guns showed up announcing robbery and took the wallets and cellphones from everyone in the restaurant. When we returned to the school the asshole doorman didn't let us in because we weren't with our school IDs (they were on our stolen wallets).
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>>72529755
they also exist in Russia
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Every fucking day there was terrible, so a "worst memory" in particular...
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>>72534222
>canada
>bully

what'd you pull your hand away when somebody went to highfive you?
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>>72534235
Could it be we need something inhumane to govern us humans?
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>>72534318
woah
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For the 4th time not me but

We had to swim for pe 9th grade and there was this fat kid who really didnt want to take off his shirt but the teacher told him if he didnt he'd get an F so he eventually ended up doing it.When he took his shirt off he had some of the biggest nipples ive ever seen and there was long hair going around each nipple plus like I said he was fat so he had big tits already.as soon as the black kids saw this they started calling him pancake nipples,orangutan titties,chesticals and just shit like that and after like 2 minutes of this he ended up getting a boner which obviously didnt help his situation
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>>72534430
>after like 2 minutes of this he ended up getting a boner
what
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>>72526524

lel
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>>72522882
weaking up

[spoiler]Why my browser is saying that "weaking" is written wrong [/spoiler]
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>>72534577
and spoiler did not work, nice
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>>72522882
When I got drunk with another guy during a 10 min break, mixing vodka and energy drink, then topping it with beer

Just sat and laughed during PE which was after the break, but then math lesson came and during it I said something stupid and got caught by teacher immediately, also because everyone was trying to 'unintentionally' show that we are drunk by just looking at me/him and giggling etc.

Thankfully no police was called, just mom, she took me with taxi and I was crying like a bitch. I got home, immediately to bed because I could barely walk, while I was lying down I vomited on the floor.

I was the shy kid without friends who just wanted to fit in and thought it was cool to get drunk and that I will have friends, but it was miserable and I didn't drink any alcohol for upcoming 4 years. Because I was the 'good', shy student I got off with warning and other guy was thrown out, then he proceeded to fail and get thrown out in other school, then also in other.

Also I had a huge crush on a girl who kept giggling at me and waving at me from other classroom when we had lessons nearby, from the window, and sometimes block my way while I was going through the hall or grab me by sweater. I was too shy and beta and just ignored all the advances which only now I realize. She was 9/10 too.

All in all, whole school life sucked ass as I got bullied throughout all years with many memories like this
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>>72534577
>>72534611
spoilers don't work on boards where it's not relevant.

Also you meant "waking" not "weaking"
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>>72534235
Your story reminds me of a little prick I had the displeasure to study with
During 6th grade there was this arrogant small kid in our class who always talked shit about other people. One day he out of nowhere called me a faggot in front of the class, I asked him what was that for, then the he called me son of a bitch (again, in front of the whole class). I landed an uppercut on him, he dropped to the ground instantly and began crying. End of story, I've got 1 written warning plus 2 weeks of session with the school psychologist for anger issues.
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>>72522882
Not a single qt class mate
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>>72534336
Nah I jumped people
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>>72534336
Canadians are seriously affected by bullying, especially on /int/, please do not bully canadians.

here's a story from an anonymoose saus
>be me, Canadian
>first day at /int/school
>am the only anglo student in the whole school
>think I'll be worshipped on the ground i step on, for being the chosen people to rule the earth
>first day of class, told to introduce myself
>"H-hi i'm anon, i'm from cana-"
>"HEY FAGGOT DID THE WIND BLOW YOU INTO THE CLASS OR SOMETHING?"
>"S-sorry?"
>"Sooo do you start mating season in autumn or what? Is that how your parents made you?"
>"N-no"
>"Hahaha, i swear you canadians all look like you're descended from the same tree"
>"T-that's just a stereotype"
>"Hey I know being a leaf and all you've got alot of edges, but don't go shooting us up alright ahaha"
>"N-no i won't"
>Give up the introductions and just crumple into my seat.

>Recess comes
>Wander into the playground in a dazed state, not sure what to make of the morning.
>Suddenly bump into smelly Syrian kid
>"Ahh, you are new kid yes? I am Abu Rake Alleafs Hajari."
>"Y-yeah"
>"You know when I lived in Syria my dad ran a family business, it was very popular where i lived."
>notice the playground has gone oddly silent, classmates and other kids are giggling or just staring intently.
>"My dad's services were always popular prior to winter, that was when they needed him most. He even brought me along sometimes"
>"M-m hm"
>"Could you guess what it was?"
>"N-no"
>"I'll give you a hint... what do you think we do with leaves that fall off trees?"
>"Collect and preserve them as fallen comrad-"
>" WE RAKE THEM "

>Syrian pulls out huge rake from his Swedish friend
>I start running as fast as my stems will take me
>Syrian kid gets two good swings into me, even uses the butt of the rake to poke holes into me
>I can feel myself getting lighter with the pain
>Eventually he gives up as I blow myself away from the school as fast as a leaf with holes can go

>never go back to school
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There was one event that really hurt me. It was at a party in highschool, I overheard a big group of girls talking about guys in our grade. Who was hot, who was dateable, etc. Normal stuff. So of course me and a few friends were listening as discretely as we could. I came up. Started well. They thought I was funny, some thought I was kind, one said I had nice eyes and a cute face, one had seen me play rugby and said I was strong. At that point I felt pretty fucking good. Then a girl, a girl I had a crush on too, said "But he's fat, I wouldn't want to be seen anywhere near him outside of school". And then she laughed. And laughed. And laughed. And they all said something along the line of "I know, right", and continued to laugh. They kept picking apart any part of my personality and appearance, turning even things generally considered positive into negative things. I was horrified. They just kept going for what felt like ages. Some of these girls I had helped out before, or was good friend with their bf, that I thought were at least good acquaintances. One girl tried to defend me, she was immediately shut down by the group and mocked.

Then one the guy who was listening along with me pretty much dragged me away.

It destroyed my confidence. Nuked it, then pissed on it's rubbles. Of course I knew I was fat, and I completely understood why someone might not want to date me because of it. But somehow, I was actually relatively happy with myself. But why did they have so mean about it all ? What the fuck had I ever done to them ? Before that they had been friendly and nice to me, was all they could think of then was "lol he fat" ? For months after I couldn't look at myself in the mirror, I hid my body however I could. Shattered any trust I had in women. I went on a stupidly drastic diet, lost a bunch of weight, regained it back and more. Then we graduated, and then I went on a serious diet, reached a normal weight recently. Still can't trust women though.
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>>72535704
perhaps this is why we do not deserve good things (humans in general), for we omit the bad we have done from our consciousness
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>>72535704
>>72535847
No that's just women, they do that from teenagers until death. Don't let it get to you, they spew bile about people behind their back compulsively. If you know a woman, chances are she's talked shit about you at some point to somebody else.
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>>72522882
I used to bully this autistic wannabe rapper. Then he killed himself.
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>>72522882
There was this grill in my class that I had a crush on and everybody was at a school assembly. I asked to go to the bathroom and ran back to the empty classroom to lick her books and pencils. She walked in as I did a huge drag with my tongue across her binder.

Apparently her dad died or something and she had to leave immediately lmao
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>>72535970
But don't worry about it because at the end of the day, nobody really takes women seriously. You can tell a woman all of your personal problems and it won't matter, since a man can judge you in a way women can't.
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>>72526304
loszka?
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I punched some black kids tooth out because he "pantsed" me (ran up to me and pulled my shorts down in gym class)

Apparently this was a "game", however, and I "overreacted" and some people construed defending myself from gay nigger sexual assault as "racist". The rest of the month was hell for me.
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>>72536313
That's how niggers work. If you do anything anywhere at anytime in any situation that doesn't directly benefit them then you're racist.
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>>72536313
very American post
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>>72534562
delet this
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Being bullied and beaten into long lasting depression and anxiety problems
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>>72536313
>punching somebody in the face because they pants'd you
>not an ever reaction

so you've had autism your entire life then?
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>>72536513
fuck off Deandre, you had it coming
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>>72525266
fucking this also not trying to get with qts and instead going for bimbos (and failing)
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My best friend started talking shit about me to everyone else behind my back and by the time I found out everyone hated me and I had lost all my friends.
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Head teacher calls me booby instead of my actual last name infront of the school.
Fuck her
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>>72533823
Wrong

t. American abroad
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Back in high school I was a huge fucking weeb. And in my French class we had to do an oral presentation answering a "Why?" question. And since I was a huge weeb I wanted to talk about Japan, so I did it about "Why do people mistake China and Japan?", not too bad there right? I mean it does happen after all.

But the presentation itself was fucking crass. Before hand I went and printed a pic of a Japanese girl (cherrypicked) and a Chinese girl (not cherry picked) and passed them around in class. I was also planning to play some JPop but panicked when my presentation partner actually was gonna do it so I slapped his hand and said "no"

And overall it was fucking cancer, and I still cringe like crazy thinking about it. There was an asian girl in my class (my crush even) too, she probably thought I was a huge retard.

That was like 10 years ago in middle school
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>>72536613
Do you have big tits or something?
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>>72526304
All the bullets flying at polacks caused them to develop a genetical memory, astonishing.
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>Chad is being a cunt to me in lessons, purely his initiation I just try to sit and not let it get to me, eventually reaches breaking point, I call him a motherless piece of shit and tell him to leave me alone
>Everyone looks shocked at me and like I'm Hitler or something. Apparently Chad did have a mother and die, Chad is threatening me and crying, has the entire school against me, no one has my back except for the teacher who saw, Chad gets me to try and apologize, I tell him he shouldn't have been a cunt
>One of the Stacies kicks me in the balls, thankfully I didn't cry or show no look of pain on my face when that happened
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>>72536648
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>>72536626
Mind elaborating?
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>>72536651
No I'm a guy
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>>72536648
God a fucking despise weebs

Thankfully they don't reproduce
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going home from school and crying tears of joy because no one bullied me that day. it was one of those rare days
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>>72536784
same here
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>>72536700
>>72536776

It was in the past thankfully. I have fully recovered from this event and don't really even find asian girls attractive anymore.

Probably makes the memory worse though. If I was still a weeb I could just say the baka gaijins didn't get my genius, but nope, I was the retard.
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>>72536759
I've seen some big titties on guys before.
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>>72536738
14 year olds are charged as adults for robbery in Texas. We have 89'000 juvies.

Definitely not 89000 mass robbery/murder/gang banging teenagers in Texas
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>>72536694
It proves you really can't turn the tide sometimes, even if you btfo chad
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>>72536853
It's because my last name is in the broadest possible sense similar, you had to be fucking retard to pronounce it like that though
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>want to watch Dragon Ball Super and play Dragon's Dogma
>don't do it because I don't want to be associated with weeb autist like >>72536648

History of my life
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>>72536870
>Definitely not 89000 mass robbery/murder/gang banging teenagers in Texas
The state known for its huge blood population? I wouldn't be surprised at all. Also your example has nothing to do with getting into an average school fight.
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Once in class I forgot my pencil case, and the teacher asked the girl next to me to lend me a pen. I gave it back to her at the end of the class and as I was preparing to leave I saw her take the pencil and throw it into the trash with a disgusted face.

Felt terrible man.
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>>72536957
fucking rude
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Failed suicide attempt. I'd do anything so I don't have to go to school and be ignored by my classmates every day. My parents put me into a mental hospital without me knowing about it.
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>>72536957
should have fucking decked her then and there
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Some cripple kid in my friend group was bullying the shit out me for about a month. (Taking food off my tray and eating it in front of me while laughing, disrespecting my hard-earned 98% in Physics class because the teacher was "too easy", making fun of me for being poor, making fun of me for lifting weights because that's what dumb meatheads do etc etc)

Anyway after many verbal warnings I snapped and dislocated his shoulders, left him on the ground and walked away. I don't know why he really wanted to fuck with a guy who was all-state in wrestling 3 years in a row.

Lost all of my friends and had to go to anger management.
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>>72536957
Jesus this made me so sad.
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>>72537040
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>>72536957
maybe there was a reason for that? like you not washing hands or something?
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>>72537040
You beat up a cripple...
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>>72522882
I and a couple of other people bullied a guy so long that he made a death list and then the police came to school and the guy got transfered. My name was in the top five of the list, still feels creepy man.
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>>72537092
mental vs physical cripple
I guess we now know who wins
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>>72537010
again, same here
I would use bullshit excuses in the mornings like that my head hurts or that I feel sick and I would skip like a week with just mom's note, then they introduced new policy that you can use it only for 3 days or so
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>>72537079

Not really. I didn't do anything in particular to deserve it. I was slim, had very good grades, etc. But I was very shy and didn't talk much, that's all it took for people to bully me. And it was a very small school of about 500 people across 5 grades so everybody on my grade knew everybody else, being a dick to me kind of was a cool thing to do I guess.

It was mostly just snarky remarks and calling me gay though, these other horrible things were thankfully very rare.

One time I found a note on my desk, anonymous lovey dovey message. I got super excited because finally someone showed interest in me, then a guy bursted laughing when he noticed I was happy about it and told me he had written it.

I don't really miss middle school tbqh lads.
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>>72537174
:(

you made it though
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>>72536553
>Deandre
>american nigger names
>>72536957
howling

anyway
some fat black kid once threw a yoghurt at me when I was about 14, got that shit all over my hair and my bag in the middle of the canteen

he also used to sit next to me in class and stab me with a pen until i bled, but the teacher wouldnt do jack shit. looking back i should have heemed him
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>>72537211
Should have let him take you out for dinner or something.
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>>72532289
>>72532817

I shitted myself in primary school. I peed at secondary school, the teacher didn't let me go to the restroom.
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>>72537211
>I don't really miss middle school tbqh lads.

I doubt anyone that comes here does
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>>72537211

Also gotta mention, that the ruddest girls weren't the "hot" ones of the school. These ones were actually rather kind and didn't mind talking to me. The mean cunts were the one a tier below, the average ones. Guys save for 1-2 person didn,t do much bullying. It never got physical either, at least.
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>>72537293
I do, I lost my virginity in middle school and every popular girl in the school wanted my dick
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>>72537092
He had it coming. I did my absolute best to make him stop hurting me emotionally with non-violent means. I tried for a month.

It didn't work.

But popping out his arms like spaghetti noodles did.
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>>72537367
Well it's a doubt
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Literally whenever I was asked who I've kissed or had sex with

Still haunts me sometimes to this day in the workplace
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It's hard to narrow it down to one particular event, but the last two years of high school were hell. I was being bullied constantly, had a fucked up home situation where my dad was being abusive to my mum and wouldn't leave the house or sign the divorce papers. I had absolutely zero self-esteem and thought about suicide constantly, self-harmed and had weird intrusive thoughts and delusions. Needless to say I didn't do very well academically.

Around this time I stumbled upon ED's 4chan page and the rest, as they say, is history.
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>>72536912

Felt good knowing Chad didn't have the last laugh and I basically won that. Another one is from Primary school

>Last year or so of Primary, teacher decides a good idea is to make some commemorative wash towel with funny caricature of what everyone wants to be
>Be sick since I was autoimmune and had to be pulled out of class a lot for developing sicknesses
>Stupid future Stacey cunt is in charge of the project, allows everyone to hand in their designs in, except mine, do you know what mine was? She drew me as a fucking squiggle just because she hated me
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>>72537466
>Around this time I stumbled upon ED's 4chan page and the rest, as they say, is history.

My story's close, I got here from the chris chan drama
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>>72535704

Should've asked the girl who defended you out, clearly she has a good heart.
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I went to school in NI in the 90s so it was considerably rough

I never had many problems because I was a vicious little fucker as a teen. My worst moment would probably be when I had a cigarette put out on my face by a classmate.
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Getting so drunk then forgetting half the night in the morning
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>>72522882
I got the shit kicked out of me by one of the kids alcie parents. Apparently "I was in his spot". Most of the damage was to my ego as only my nose was broken.

He got transferred into a youth home after his mother died from choking on her own vomit a few months later.

t. a finn
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>>72537567
the kids of*
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>>72522882
In elementary school during the class I farted out loud and didn't find to say anything better than "this chair is so creaky"
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Don't have any, school was fun
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In social spectrum - none. Loved every second of it, i wish i can go back and stay there in some time loop or somethin

Worst memory would probably be almost failing every class at the end of the semester. Yap
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>friend and me are trying to visit another friend at his home, suprise him
>buy a cheap cake from the store for him
>we go to his house but we cant enter, he says he has trouble with his dad
>leave the cake on the doorstep and leave
>next morning, friend is totally mad at me because he got trouble with his dad cause of the cake (?)
>he beat me up. only me not my friend
>lost status in our friend circle
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I had the opportunity to hook up with not one, but TWO of the biggest qt's in my class, but I panicked and bitched out
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I never had any problems and was generally well liked and often engaged in bullying

I did batter numerous people in my year who I didn't like however and got in trouble quite a bit
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>>72538016
???
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>>72537506
Missed the boat on this one - when was it? I started coming here in '07 when /b/ was full of lolicon and guro. Shit, there may have even been a lolicon board. I know there was certainly a shotacon board.
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A guy used to bully me a lot, literally opened my locker with brute force and stole my homework to copy it, destroy it and make it look like I didn't do the homework at all, I told the teachers, they punished him, but after that each time after school he beat me down since, teacher only stop him inside the school.

I manage to graduate at least, I promise to get revenge on him and I did it, during a farming fair in my hometown three years ago, there was a really angry bull caged, the guy was going down the street, I make it look like an accident, our cages open like nothing from the outside, the bull run over him, his leg now have residual damage for the multiple fractures and have to use a cane and those "Bolts" that are put in your fractures because the damage is to severe.

In this world, there are two kind of persons, victims and aggressors, if you don't want to be the victim, become the aggressor and I got tired of being a victim thanks to what happened.
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>>72538016
I think it might have been a German joke, but there's no way of knowing
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>>72538016
This is so stupid and gay
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>>72538016
why over the cake...??
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>>72522882
secondary school
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>bullied during elementary school
>Became the "silent kid with no opinion" to avoid mockery
>It worked
> middle school was cool,no one bullied me, had a few friends
>High School
>Decide to putting myself forward a bit more
>Get mocked for being "a geek"
>Withdraw once again
>Get more friends, meet a cute girl who like comics and manga

Guess i will always be a beta male and have to accept my condition
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>>72538373
what happened during secondary school?
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Anyone else here immediately cut off all contact with everyone from their school after leaving? Been about a decade since and it honestly feels pretty good.
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>>72538362
I think he thought we mock him with this gesture and he was insecure anway so he needed to loose some steam.
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>>72538407
>meet a cute girl who like comics and manga
cool story
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>>72538573
yes hello reporting in

had like 50-60 different people through 8 years of elementary and middle school and dont have any contact with any of them anymore

had 2 friends in high school (last 3 years), they were almost the only dudes in class besides me except for two silent types, we always hanged out and still keep in contact all the time, used to go for beers all the time after we finished school. now separated by different countries but still keep in contact. wouldn't change anything t b h, having a couple closer people like that is a lot better. they are similar to me regarding gaming and computer etc. so it's cool
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>>72526898
>I was very racist during that time, now I know that they were just damaged people and I feel bad for them, but I hated them during school.

Exactly, they deserve your pity, not your scorn. Good that you let go of that hate.

What state?
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>>72538573
for most part yes. looking back, it was just forced friendship and we didnt really have much in common. dont really talk to the group i was closest to anymore cause drama happened and the other group is just a mini reunion each year for my pal's birthday

>>72538639
well i think you were a good pal
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I killed somebody, accidentally.
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>>72539046
explain
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>>72538573

I'll just say yes, due to the nature of the city I am studying now, I found some of them from time to time, just exchange salutations and continue, nothing else.
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>>72539098
Don't drive recklessly with close friends who are high, I was not
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Which one do you want to read?
a) the teacher who bullied me in front of class
b) the meathead psychological bully
c) the meathead physical bully
d) the goofy hipster bully
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>>72539174
Hence why I didn't have any (real) legal issues.
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>>72522882
Worst memories aren't about school, lol. There were bad times, but I think it wasn't really bad. Worst memories are about my parents. When I was 16 my mental health got cracked completely by them and I left my house. I've been living with my grandparents and haven't talk to my parents at all for many years now. And I never will.
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>>72537424
DELEET THIS
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>>72539220
all of them 2bh.. if not all, whichever one that hurt you the most
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>>72538318
I guess a bull really did cuck him huh
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>>72539310
DELET

(Where is that autistic italiano? Why do we lose all of them?)
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>>72539375

I like you Taiwan, I do truly like you

[spoiler]Don't let commie China knows[/spoiler]
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>>72539460
It's alright

we may all have stereotypes about each other, but this thread we can agree on
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>>72538318
if this is real this is fucking hilarious
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>>72539346
I tell you something else instead. Being repeatedly elected last in PE lessons although I was /fit/ but even some meek computer nerds were more popular than me apparently.
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What are some ways to fuck some high school bully over when you both graduated university and live in different cities for more than 5 years?
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>>72539686
Sign him up for a bunch of gay porno mags
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>>72535614
>canadian in taiwan
wow you did the reverse-chinese-in-canada
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>>72539600
i took marching band rather than PE to avoid being in the sun and having to run across campus to get to class and to avoid those kind of situations. turns out it was shitloads more exercising and time consuming than PE, but at least i avoided being picked last
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>>72539745
nah, not canadian
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when I was like 15 in the computers room some chads pulled my seat back and I happened to wear broken pants that day(I had a hole in my crotch area) and my underwear button was undone. So yeah they saw my circumsised penis(not normal here) and I passed a couple of months worrying if they had told someone. Didnt help my low confidence
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>>72533823
That's not true, I got arrested for beating up a Muslim kid really badly when I was 11
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>>72539686
tell online terrorist sites he's a potential recruit

send evidence to KSK
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>>72539562

Colombian highschools are literally Games of Thrones my dear canada, you either bully or you are bullied.
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>>72539739
hat doesn't really ruin anyone's life

>>72539905
sounds like you harm either no one or only yourself posting on such sites

Getting someone arrested or make them lose their jobs on bad terms is a good direction though.
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>>72525958
>>72527025
>>72527129
This is what happens when you ship a bunch of convicts to an abandoned island to breed with kangaroos and koalas for five generations
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>>72539220

Hipster bully sounds like it has potential to be funny only because hipsters can't be bullies since they'd look pathetic.
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>>72522882
im 20 years old but can barely remember anything. All my memories are foggy and i cant seem to figure out what happened in which order, so i cant write down anything properly because i wont be able to recall it correctly.......it feels strange now that i think about it, cant even remember a lot of high school
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>>72533121
>barely remember anything up till year 7-9
hows that brain damage going for you?
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In middle school I was punched in the face by a wannabe gangster nigger over a misunderstanding about something. But he and I worked it out but that day still haunts me because I ran off crying instead of fighting back. Then his older brother got beaten up for stealing from someone I knew and his roommate so his cousins came after them and killed one of them. High school I was better because my wise ass remarks got me popular with most people even though most of friends were popular so I was just around that crowd. The other embarrassing moment was asking my crush out only to be rejected by her. She doesn't even say hi to me anymore. If was to get in a fight today it would be different from what I did in middle school
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>>72540787
Its great because I can rewatch entire seasons of shows I only saw 2 years ago
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>>72540419
>some kind of project days so no regular lessons and often no teacher
>break
>only 4 other people in the room
>hipster that is known to be funny
>stupid cunt that dropped out one year later
>another stupid cunt who failed and had to repeat classes 2 years in a row
>punk that also failed claases and has to repeat the grade
>none of them likes me
>decide to ignore them and just look out of the window
>go back to table and eat something
>they say some stupid shit
>fend it off
>keep eating
>eventually starts commenting on the way I eat
>ask what I eat
>"why do you eat at all"
>stupid cunts keep laughing at every unfunny remark
>"don't be so mean to him hahaha (but keep going)"
>fucking hipster starts imitating the way I eat
>starts to ridicule it
>"when will you finish eating?"
>"does it taste good?"
>get tired of this non-sense
>throw the remaining food away
>"hahaha you threw away your food, only because I was making off the way you eat hahaha"
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>>72538573
What contacts?
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>>72533597
Sounds like Beslan desu
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>>72540818
>If was to get in a fight today it would be different from what I did in middle school
That's true for basically everyone. Today we understand the situations we were in better. and thus can choose a more reasonable reaction.

All cases of bullying I encountered would be easily turned around now.

Except for this one. I'm still not sure what I should have done in this situation though. Since these other cunts were teaming up on me any escalation or calling him out on what he's doing would only have gotten back at me negatively.
>don't be so sensitive
>haha what a dangerous weirdo
>>72541055
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>>72537955
VERY croat post
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>>72522882
I peed my pants and forgot to bring extra underwear so I had to borrow someone elses but there were no boys underwear so I had to wear panties until I got home. Made me the man I am today.
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>>72522882
I was unironically asked if I was retarded. Girl was a moron herself though, why would you ask a retarded person if they were retarded or not.

Anyways long story short I'm just a bit autistic.
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>>72541955
very Swedish post
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What is it with /int/ and autismo?

is there something that we all had in common during our schooldays or childhood that made us so similar, even though we're in totally different countries?

I'm suspecting that it might have to do with many /int/ posters having foreign heritage or something, which would explain the interest in countries other than your own.
This would also explain some social differences between an /int/ autist's country of residence and country of birth/ancestry/family?
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>>72542371
no
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>>72542371
>>72542409
so, the joo just confirmed that this is a conspiracy against diaspora

seems I just cracked the case, fellas
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>>72542371
nice pic lmao
i dont know, /int/ is sort of regarded as an autismal feels board. it almost seems to have more abnormies than /r9k/ these days, would be interesting to find if there was a specific thing tying us all together
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>>72522882
>be me 10 y/o, beta high schooler who's often the butt of everyone's jokes
>be incredibly good at english at my age, well on my way to fluency.
>each year there's a nationwide English contest held(the big challenge) to try and get french pupils to learn it
>Ceremony takes place to congratulate those who fared best, all of the school is gathered and prizes are given
>the principal now announce the best scoring student of the school, who happens to be the best of the departement (county-like subdivision)
>I win
>the entire room (hundreds of students) goes quiet, nobody claps but a few teachers awkwardly and im affraid to get on stage.
>Awkwardly make my way to the stage to get my prize under thedespisal glance of hundred of students
>Im forced to look back at all of them until im sent back to my seat

I went back home and cried for fuck knows how long, never touched anything English-related until i discovered the internet.
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I shat my pants in Walmart when we were on on a schooltrip to the cotton fields in missipi. Till graduation I was know as brown cotton picker. Fucked up desu.
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Anything regarding PE classes.
I fucking hated those. Everything else was alright, didn't learn a thing.
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Someone put a chewed bubblegum in my hair
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>everyone get a partner
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>>72543258
worst thing ever
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>>72543354
>there's an odd number of people in the class
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>>72543149
I know those feels. I was always picked last in middle school. In high school we played dodgeball a lot with humiliations too many to remember but one time in particular I was the last guy in facing off a bunch of upperclassman on the football team who came and joined in. They threw two at me at once and I only dodged one with the other one smacking me right in the face with huge red indentation on my face.

Fucking everyone spat out laughing at once.
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>>72522882
Hm, I remember when I was 14 a classmate pulled my pants down when I was about to enter the classroom. I started laughing then chased him for like 3 minutes until he fell and I kicked him in the stomach.

I was so ashamed after it but in like 4 days I didn't even care anymore and realized nobody gave that much of a shit.

Another thing I remember though I wouldn't call it bad or anything is in my 3rd grade(15 y/o) there was this hot slutty ginger girl that I made fun of, she'd chase me in the classroom and when I let her grab me she'd pinch me really hard but also start grabbing my body and touching my arms, I sat next to her in a shared desk for some weeks and she'd touch my legs too, at the time I didn't want to fuck her because I was afraid people would talk about me fucking the slut so It was a big miss, on the other hand I made friends with this short blonde girl with a nice butt because she didn't like the ginger and she thought I was fun so after a while we ended up dating for a couple months.
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>>72526898
You can't hate niggers for nigging anymore than you can hate a rabid dog for biting, you just have to see it for what it is and avoid it, or put it down when it becomes a threat to you.
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>>72522882
Coming back after one summer break and I got fat. Everyone was looking at me and my one friend said "wow, you got fat".
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>>72543258
>here are the project group captains, now pick your teams
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>>72522882
getting caught looking at a girls skirt in 6th or 7th
grade she had combination of black and pink panties on here.
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>>72522882
Getting bullied by a girl. Since then I hate women and will probably become a serial killer.
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>>72544332
maybe she just wanted to fug
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>>72544477
I really don't care what she wanted.
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>>72543258
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>>72542613
we're better because at least we try to keep it down

All men are the same, and deserve redemption
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>>72529061
then did this happen ???
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>>72541067
This.
>>72542371
>is there something that we all had in common during our schooldays or childhood that made us so similar, even though we're in totally different countries?
Yes, the answer is autismo.
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>>72538016
was it a pound cake?
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>>72525961
Is your name Michael by any chance?
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>>72545120
>>72542613
>common interests: languages, geography, history, anime memes
>common 'hobbies': vidya games, browsing the web, computers in general

there has to be a catalyst for /int/'s autismo. /r9k/'s point is discussion of depression,neets and autism (inb4 'original content is the point of that board').

/int/'s point is discussion of geography, cultures and languages, not depression and autism yet it still has a substantial amount of discussion about it. Seems that it has something to do with interest in these topics maybe?

also, there's a lot of traps on /int/ and fans of traps for some reason aswell
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>>72525961
>trying to fart
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Waking up on weekdays
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>>72540518
Same age and same shit tbqh, I don't know if I have repressed it or just forgot. Would overall say my school time was not that great.
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>>72547018
Do you toss and turn all night Sunday with mind raking anxiety about all the stuff you have to do that week too?
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>>72547018
wtf look at his nipples
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Me and my classmates were on schooltrip in Poland and we all got drunk, but the teacher only got mad with me and a friend of mine. The next day we went to Auschwitz and I cried the whole day because we were going to get suspended from school.
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>>72547639
Yes and the worst part about it was that it happened every week.
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>>72547980
I still do this every week and I am 27 :(
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>>72547810
bitch nigga
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>>72548015
But you are not in high school anymore.
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>>72538573
yeah

I do this all the time. I'm like a fucking ninja.
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>>72548129
Yeah but I have a job
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>>72522882
Hmm probably death of a friend.

Though a lingering regret is the worst. I was autistic trough first three grades of it, and didn't lose my virginity until I was 19 because of it.
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>worst school memory

Not going to public school

>tfw homeschooled my entire life
>19 years old and the thought of going to community college scares me to near death

Th-thanks mom. I didn't need to learn any social skills anyways...
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>>72548166
iktf, Mondays should be outlawed
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>>72548395
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>Went to a school that had a 'rivalry' with another school about 10 minutes away
>football matches, fights on the field etc
>rivalry was really heated
>I was an unpopular loser, so never paid attention
>one day sitting in the library
>a couple of cool lads come over
>'hey anon, you want to hang out?'
>I agree, I am fucking HAPPY to have friends
>they tell me we are walking to the field
>OK whatever
>whole walk I make small talk, ask them about videogames etc
>we get to the field
>I notice kids from the rival school standing on the field
>there is a huge crowd
>the cool kids from my school shout 'OK, we got the biggest and most hated boffin in the school' (boffin is someone who studies hard)
>the other school drag out some little fat kid with glasses
>he is visibly distressed
>I turn and try to walk away
>cool kids grab me
>'Anon you fucking idiot, you have to fight the biggest loser from rival school. If you don't we'll be humiliated'
>really hesitant
>one of the girls from my class comes over and hugs me
>'anon I'd REALLY like you to win this fight'
>get horny and agree
>me and the loser from the other school walk to each other
>I am a skinny kid, like 10lbs underweight
>he is fat as fuck
>I feebly try and punch him
>he seems REALLY angry
>grabs me
>shoves me to the floor
>fucking pulls his trousers down and SHITS on the back of my neck
>hear loud gasps and people shouting 'WHAT THE FUCK'
>cool kids from both schools start laughing hard
>the fat loser kid from the other school sits on me his shit pressing into my shoulder length hair
>I lay perfectly still for 5 minutes
>hear the kids from both schools shouting at each other, the other school laughs that they won
>someone kicks me in the ribs
>I get up and try to run away
>one of our kids punches me in the face and says 'STAY DOWN SHITNECK'
>I lay down in the field for the next 3 hours then run home and cry
>skip school for 2 weeks
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okay ill share

>be 8th grade
>greek students on a visit to denmark
>we are all out playing football
>its winter time and the ground is icy
>one of the girls slip on a patch of ice
>my superior aryan reflexes and athletic body instantly allows me to heroically leap several meters and catch the girl in my arms
>everyone is amazed at what i did
>little did they know i was autisimus maximus with a tendency to blush like a baboons arse
>later that day i walk past some of the girls including some of my classmate (girls) sitting at a table
>they tell me to sit down
>one of my classmates asks if i like (whatever her name is)
>my heart starts pumping faster
>''u-umm i dont know who that is''
>she's the tall one with curly hair
>literally the cutest most beautiful greek girl you can imagine
>i realize she's looking at me, smiling
>''u-uh I DONT LIKE HER
>face turns red as fuck since it was obviously a lie
>they ask me why my face is so red
>''i just came from outside and its really hot in here i guess haha''

many such cases
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>Be me
>5th grade
>sit in the back of the middle row
>2 chads from the opposite sides start throwing bubble gums at each other
>look at them with anger and contempt
>they keep throwing
>one of them slings it into my hair
>throw my books at him and punch him in the face
>Sent to pedagogue's office with chad
>get a warning while chad gets nothing
lunch break
>girl from class:"anon , you're stupid"
>"fuck you , you don't know shit"
>says to her friend :"whou , he's stupid"
>fuck this.jpg
>left school
>went back next day
>didn't talk to anyone in school for 2 weeks
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>>72548964
>>girl from class:"anon , you're stupid"
>>"fuck you , you don't know shit"
>>says to her friend :"whou , he's stupid"

Why would you speak in English ?
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>3rd semester of MA
>there is a cute girl in my class who usualy sits by me
>she keeps following me
>we make eye contact once
>she never sits by me again
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>this thread
I'm surprised there hasn't been more school shootings.
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>>72522882
the teachers, never had any problems with other kids, but some teachers were mean and deeply offensive
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>>72549094
>Implying I spoke in english
Why wouldn't I translate it ?
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>>72547810
>not inviting your teacher for a drink
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i shit in my pants in high school.

i was too skinny and i decided to take albumin on my own account to gain some weight. well, i took more than i should and this gave a bellyache when i was in the classroom. nobody caught me, because i got to the bathroom in time. however, i shit in my own underwear and i had to clean my ass with my socks. after this, i went to the coordenation section and asked permission to go away. meanwhile, a friend took my things in the classroom. when i was about to leave, i had another painful bellyache and shit in my pants again. then, i went to the locker room, took a shower and washed my pants, while i was crying, because i was afraid of somebody appears there and make fun of me, but furtonately no one did. After washing my pants and dressing it still wet, i ran away to the bus stop. i caught the bus for my home in wet pants and still stinking, but there were few people inside there, so I believe no one noticed. after all, no one caught me, but i was still let down because this kind of thing probably only would happen to a guy like me.
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>>72527213
No, Illinois.
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>>72522882
games took over my life at 10-11 or somewhere around that age, drifted apart from the few friends I had, stopped going to sport training sessions as frequently until it stopped entirely, got out of shape, parents divorced, got mentally fucked and then bullied at the start of secondary school, eventually fought back and became part of the pack again, though the mental part really never recovered

I was the strongest, fastest and most athletic among the people of my age from the start of school, but atleast some lessons have been learnt and if I ever have children i'll make sure to never give them any electronics until a proper age
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>>72550151
Also the saddest story I guess is wandering around outside during the breaks in the winter when it was -30 -35 and thinking if I should just end it all
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Shit, we need another thread to hold all the autismfeels of this board.
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>>72550151
>I was the strongest, fastest and most athletic among the people of my age from the start of school
Same , I always strived to show them I'm better and always gave it all
>games took over my life at 10-11 or somewhere around that age
Started playing Deus ex and stalker soc at that age
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>a female classmate of mine confessed me and then I refused her just because
>from that time on, some female groups started to blame and ignored me
this is why I really hate stupid women
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>>72548562
woah
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>>72549503
Everybody has an embarrassing pants shitting story friend. I shit my pants on the ferry boat once and I literally had to hide out on the outside deck because it smelled so terrible for like 45 minutes then walk home 2 miles all covered in shit.
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got beaten up by a paki like 5 years older than me, made me kiss his shoes

turned me into the racist I am today
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>>72537335

this

I was good friends with a few of the hottest girls and guys from the football team, it was the ones who were a peg below who felt like they had to shit on people

couldnt stand them
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>>72551169
mashallah
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>>72551169
Did he take your desert, licking the bowl clean and saying "this is ma pud pud" by any chance?
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>>72550986
I shit my pants and blamed the smell on the sewage plant next door
best part is the reason I came home browner than a gypsy was I found something shiny on the playground and I tried to dig it out cause I'm a huge jew, I let 'er rip after not being able to hold it as I sprinted to the bathroom. Never did find the shiny thing sadly.
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>>72522882
Being Russian moving to America in the 90s and having to fight blacks and Mexicans

I would get in trouble from the school teachers for fighting, meanwhile they could bully me since I couldn't speak English

This was pre 2000s
Going home as we normally did, most kids walked to school/home in the 90s and not everyone needed bus service since they didn't live to far away
Walking home, passing the school grounds, black kids start bullying some russian kids and I end up getting involved, they start talking shit, I push a nigga into the middle of the road and he almost gets hit by a car, black teacher runs out starts screaming at me... Barely understood english at the time, however, I do remember why they came to "defend" the black guys but wouldn't stand up for other people getting bullied...

I was expelled from two high schools years later, and ended up graduating high school in my mid 20s :(
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>>72548562
fucking subhumans
where was this?
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>>72548562

are you a meme?

this is the kind of stuff that foreigners think happens in american high school but doesn't actually happen there

are british high schools more angsty than ours??
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>>72550621

>I am autistic
>women reeee
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>>72535704
that was rough hang in there bud
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bullied by dozens of Polish, they went around in a big group made up of all years shouting "polska power"

turned me into the racist I am today
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>>72529344

Son las chilenas son tan pesadas las maracas culias

REEEEEEE
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>>72552368
the world doesnt deserve russians
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>>72522882
The teacher reading my email adress out loud
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