I just arrived on working holiday to Australian

>>72522026
You have no skills that we want or need. Did you think that a fat cunt American was entilted to a good life in Australia?

>>72522026
I've always known it's a hyped desert shithole desu

>>72522048
>You have no skills that we want or need

I'm an English teacher

>>72522026
Yes Australia is shit, you should go to NZ instead.

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>working holiday

>>72522066
I think I will after Indonesia, Australia really is fucking empty of interesting shit

>>72522082
Goood

>>72522026
just go to canberra and get an overpaying governemnt job

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Nothing you said was wrong, but fuck youse anyway

>Australian job that isn't mining

ya fucked up

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>working holiday
>working
>holiday

Excuse me?

>>72522128
>>72522070

You go on holiday, and you work, its simple

>>72522026
Should of visited NZ instead you faggot.

>not working as a crocodile wrestler or emu trainer

>>72522065
Go and live in a rural town and teach then. You will be given a job instantly because they struggle to get teachers out there.

>>72522128
You heard that right, wagecucks do work even on holidays.

nanny state shithole

>>72522026
Did the Japanese conquered Australia back in ww2?

>>72522065
As in for non-english speakers or specialised english for english speaking natives? What are your qualifications?

t. high school english teacher

>>72522133
I agree, this place is terrible and full, NZ is much better, very nice people and environment. Don't come here

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>>72522026
You have to go back

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>seppo goes to SYDNEY and hates it
what a fucking surprise, when are you idiots gunna realise you're all a fuckin caricature we laugh at over here

>>72522192
was that guy a typical aussie chad when he was younger?

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>YFW you realize AIRSOFT GUNS are illegal in Australia

>>72522218
not really, he was/is a wealthy conservative catholic kid, during the 60s and 70s, when most youth were more about being hippies etc.

Unless you go with friends, there is no point going on holiday in Australia. I always feel bad for the people on here who post about how they want to move to Australia, study here, go on holiday here etc. because I know that they are probably 4chan autists going alone and definitely won't be able to make ones here. So if you're not a hyper-normie or you don't have friends to go with, you probably won't enjoy it here. Unless of course you're an outdoorsy person in which case yeah I would recommend it regardless of your situation.

>>72522218
Too rich

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>>72522218
yes and he still is

>>72522070
are you fucking dumb? Its self explanatory

>>72522026
fukken saved

>>72522231
everything is illegal in that nanny state shithole except meme eggs

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>>72522026
and don't you come back

>>72522131
I make holiday to not work. How poor do you have to be?

>>72522582
CAREFUL, YOU MAY CHOKE ON THE CONTENT.

>Sydney

lmao you got memed

>It's the best country in Australia!!

We just say that so you visit there and realise it's shit and don't want to live here

It's a subtle fuck off we're full

>>72522026
>american thinks he knows what a foreign country is like from walking around the CBD of the most populous and immigrant-filled city in the country

>>72523763
>>72524267
>>72523718
>>72522668


>the centre of a country isn't representative of it

what did she mean by that

>>72524329

Do you think the Taj Mahal is a true representation of India as a whole?

>>72524344
>a piece of architecture represents a country

But

>a major metropolis comprising 5 million people (1/5th) of a country is not a statistically sound representation of a country

Are you really this thick cunt?

You want me to go to bumfuck Woop Woop to get ""REAL OCKA AUSSIE TRU BLU KULCHA"?

Nigga I worked in fucking Barkly Homestead alright, I've got my fill of rural Australia

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Piss off Burger. Australia doesn't need unqualified losers leeching off their economy, unless they come from New Zealand.

>>72524404

>5 million people live in the CBD
>sydney is just the CBD

Burger education lmao

When I was a young man I carried my pack
And I lived the free life of a rover
From the murrays green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my matilda all over
Then in nineteen fifteen my country said son
It's time to stop rambling 'cause there's work to be
Done
So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
And they sent me away to the war
And the band played Waltzing Matilda
As we sailed away from the quay
And amidst all the tears and the shouts and the
Cheers
We sailed off to Gallipoli

How well I remember that terrible day
When the blood stained the sand and the water
And how in that hell that they called suvla bay
We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter
Johnny Turk he was ready, he primed himself well
He showered us with bullets, he rained us with
Shells
And in five minutes flat he'd blown us all to hell
Nearly blew us right back to Australia
But the band played waltzing Matilda
As we stopped to bury our slain
And we buried ours and the Turks buried theirs
Then it started all over again

Now those who were living did their best to survive
In that mad world of blood, death and fire
And for seven long weeks I kept myself alive
While the corpses around me piled higher
Then a big Turkish shell knocked me arse over tit
And when I woke up in my hospital bed
And saw what it had done, Christ I wished I was
Dead
Never knew there were worse things than dying
And no more I'll go waltzing Matilda
To the green bushes so far and near
For to hump tent and pegs, a man needs two legs
No more waltzing Matilda for me

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>>72522582
An ovoid chocolate confectionery, you say?

>>72522026
I'll have you know Sydney is only 40% Asian

>>72522582

Why did they make a BMI under 25 illegal in America?

>>72522026
>Fuck this, I'm going to Indonesia

no please, keep yourself at australia

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>>72524477
Yeah you are right, Penrith and Blacktown are much more representative of Sydney

>>72524535
So they collected the cripples, the wounded and
Maimed
And they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind and insane
Those proud wounded heroes of suvla
And as our ship pulled into circular quay
I looked at the place where me legs used to be
And thank Christ there was nobody waiting for me
To grieve and to mourn and to pity
And the band played Waltzing Matilda
As they carried us down the gangway
But nobody cheered, they just stood and stared
And they turned all their faces away

And now every April I sit on my porch
And I watch the parade pass before me
I see my old comrades, how proudly they march
Reliving the or their dreams of past glory
i see the old men, all twisted and torn
The forgotten heroes of a forgotten war
And the young people ask me, "what are they
Marching for?"
And I ask myself the same question
And the band plays Waltzing Matilda
And the old men still answer to the call
But year after year their numbers get fewer
Some day no one will march there at all

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
Who'll go a-Waltzing Matilda with me?

>>72522026
Have you been to Newtown yet?

>>72524565
Sydney is the gay capital of the southern hemisphere.
Wait, is that no, it is.
San Francisco tier.

>>72524789
Is it actually? I noticed more gays in Melbourne and Tweed Heads

>>72524910
Sydney goes wild with the whole Mardi Gras shit

>>72522026
So what is Australia like culturally, OP? Do they have any actual distinct culture or individual identity whatsoever?

>>72522026
>go to foreign country expecting jobs handed to you on a silver plate AND they must pay well
Life outside america isnt an all you can eat you know

>>72526202
Of course there's the whole traditional outback australian thing that only exists out in the country and Jimmy Ngyen and Bruce Napolitano in the city desperately try to claim as their own while sipping lates and growing manbuns

>>72522175
This
you will have a much better time elsewhere

>>72526831
I cannot deduce what you're trying to say in that post, anon. sorry.

So, is it safe for me to assume Australia's current general outlook is just like USA's nowadays?

Well OP, you're not wrong.

>>72527778

He's saying that a distinct culture does exist in the country, but that pampered cityfags just pretend to be a part of it in lieu of having an actual culture of their own.

>>72522065
So you have no skills that we want or need.

>>72526831
That's just Melbourne, Canberra and Sydney

>>72522065
>expecting a job as an English teacher on a working holiday
Just because it looks like China doesn't mean it works like China. Of course you're going to get a non committal job like bartender. Or slave wage touristy bullshit in the country, which thrives on taking advantage of the voluntourism-esque spirit of tricking bored rich people and hipsters to work well below their value because it's their idea of a quirky holiday experience.

Is there any place in Australia that isn't shit?

>>72522026
Shoulda done your research and come to nz instead, you get what you deserve cunt.

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>>72529019
No it's all shit

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>>72529149
This to be honest, New Zealand is much better and it's easier to get laid there

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>>72529019
Yes cunny.

CANBERRA
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>>72529338
>easier to get laid
Depends on whether you prefer to not be riddled with stds or not.

>>72522065
Yeah because we can't speak English. Duck off to Bali or something