>it is illegal for Australians to own a PET EMU because they

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http://www.kalayaemuestates.com/emu_chicks_breeders_for_sale.html

>Australians can't own emu eggs and have their own pet emu

Lmao. Legal pet emus > kinder eggs

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Why can't Pisstralians have an Emu companion?

https://www.purelypoultry.com/emu-p-946.html

Why is it illegal to own one of these fine animals in Australia???

>>72520516
wtf considering buying an emu tbqh

>>72520491
I knew this post would have an american flag even before opening it. Sad.

>>72520590
Go away cohen, you're not invited.

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1. Hello!
2. Thanks for making a thread about us!!

>>72520590
Where are you hiding your gold?

>>72520491
they let children pet adult emus at pretty much any zoo in australia

>>72520613
>Let

More like the Emus are indoctrinating your children and teaching them how to serve their masters.

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https://www.floeckscountry.com/products/-41-4.html

A specimen of the Dromaius family kept privately perchance?

>>72520613
the emu are just enjoying the victors right
what is plural of emu? emu? emus? emunoshame?

>>72520613
>let them pet emus at zoos

Ahahahahaha.

You're such a fucking nanny state. Adding "illegal to own a pet emu" to my nanny copypasta now.

>>72520516
>>72520639
>live in rural arizona and have a huge backyard

gonna ask my parents if they're cool with one in the backyard. I'll study it more and see if we can build an enclosure and whatnot

why don't australians own emu eggs?

>>72520655
Pretty fucking rich from a nation which has outlawed the correct celebration of Easter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise
>Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada and Mexico, but are illegal to import into the US. In January 2011, the US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) threatened a Manitoba resident with a $300 (Canadian dollars) fine for carrying one egg across the US border into Minnesota.[17] In June 2012, CBP held two Seattle men for two and a half hours after discovering six Kinder Surprise eggs in their car upon returning to the US from a trip to Vancouver. According to one of the men detained, a border guard quoted the potential fine as US$2,500 per egg.[18]

>>72520812
http://www.emuridge.com.au/emu-eggs-and-emu-products/
http://www.emuindustry.asn.au/
Some of us farm emu and sell their eggs around the country for anyone who wants to make a giant omelette or something, I guess.

>>72520879
>can only own eggs that aren't live and intended to be used as food

Sad!

Let's face it pham. A pet emu is way better than nigger chocolate eggs.

>>72520879
>>72520947
>Hi Thor, you need to have a Emu Farming license or a Fauna Park license to keep Emus and Im sorry we dont have any to sell to you if you did, you would have to try a different Emu Farm. Regards Bev

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>he needs a fucking LICENSE

>>72520947
>A pet emu is way better than nigger chocolate eggs.
You can legally farm and raise them, you fucking fool. I had an emu as a "pet" when I was a kid for a little bit due to a family member being part of an animal rescue organisation and was always brining in random animals into the household.
Emu, roos, wombats, bats, snakes, etc.
Your shitty meme doesn't work because it's not rooted in reality, unlike the stupid "Easter" meme as it is something worth mocking and your government has threatened charging citizens thousands of dollars for "smuggling" in chocolate eggs.
Wouldn't want to cry about "nanny state" when shit like that happens.

>>72520590
You salty kike?

>>72521017
Nice goalpost move you braindead fucking clap.
Of course you need a fucking license.

>be new zealand
>slaughter our moas to extinction with spears

>be australian
>lose a war to emus with machine guns

>>72521024
After getting a license you fucking nanny state idiot. I don't need shit to own an emu here. Own up to the fact that you are a massive nanny state.

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>need a license to own a pet emu
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>need a license for crossbows
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia

>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

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>>72521122
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

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>drinky from winky

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>Americans think evolution is the spawn of Satan

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>It is illegal for americans to collect rainwater

It's illegal to don't get poisoned in Australia

>>72521526
That's okay I've had food poisoning a couple of times

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Australians keep emus in POW camps

>>72521491
False.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/rainwater.asp