>Americans will nearly drown in a foot of water

holy fuck people who have never been to the beach need to get the fuck out of my state

how can neither of these retards stand up

>>72520467
"navy seals"

Land whale isn't supposed to be near with ocean.

>>72520493
Underrated post

>>72520467
Good. Less fat bitches

>>72520493
wheres meal team 6 when you need them

>>72520489
It's not easy rescuing a beached whale.

oh man

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>>72520493

Top kek

someone should ran over, knocked that dude out and bust a nut over her head

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>>72520467
>Be american
>Get drown

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>>72520493

She is a mermaid.

It was supposed to be just a fun day at a beach for jennabelle chavez, a mother of three from florida

*tension music kicks in*

but that day was nearly her last as she lost her balance and nearly drowned

*action music*

"I could feel my lungs slowly filling with water *white flash cut, now crying* i felt completely powerless and all i could do was to pray God he'd spare me"

>>72520630
kek

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>>72520493
Holy shit Ivan

>>72520493
LOL.

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>>72520493

From the thumbnail, I thought I was looking at a manatee at first.

>>72520493
Will americans ever recover?

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>>72520630
>Follows the actual sequences of every American reality TV show.

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>>72520493
HOLY FUCK

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>>72520630
thats actually accurate

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>>72520493
>>72520630

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>>72520541
A beached landwhale.

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>>72520630

>>72520489
I think they're pretty drunk.

I'm in awe that the footage was sped up and they still took forever to recover. Holy shit.

>>72520630
Fantastic post. Please post moar.

>>72520467
This is the most burger-tastic video I have seen in a long time. Nice find

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>>72520467

Why don't they drag it back into the sea?

>>72520467
>Literally cannot stop laughing

I'm going to hell

>>72520630
I read this in the Most Extreme narrator's voice.

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>>72520467
I had a solid 5 minutes laugh over this

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>>72520630

>>72520493
DELTELE

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>>72522664
weebs out or i dump

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>>72520630
/int/ is the best board

>>72525429
Do it, faggot

>>72525429
>>72526575
Don't do it

>>72525429
Autism.

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>>72520467
but during the Olympics everyone was crying we were winning all the swimming gold

They're under the influence though, right? They're stumbling around even when they're on dry land.

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>Americans will drown in the kiddy pool

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>>72529191
>They're stumbling around even when they're on dry land.

That looks like exhaustion

>>72525429
Bring it desu.

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>>72520467
>Fucking hell... it just keeps going!

>>72520630
I almost hear the intonation.

>>72520630
Put me in the screencap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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>>72525429
You wouldnt dare

>>72525429
OP already posted a whale

>>72525429
If it's not bara it's shit!

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>>72520493
Killer bantz

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>>72520630
kino

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delete this thread!

>>72532589
*drowns you in a puddle*

>>72520467
why do white people have no kinesthetic sense a all

Can't wait to see her do the daytime talk show circuit.

>>72520467
wow this video really makes me thick

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>>72520630
I just returned from work and I'm still laughing like a madman.

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>>72520467
how the fuck does someone so uncoordinated even manage to get to the beach?

>>72520606
funny, but gross.

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>>72536801

Pretty decent thread

>>72537465
The only kind I make

>>72520630
Top fucking kek

>>72520493
Russian can into humor?

>>72520493
really nice

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>>72520467
Honorary niggers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqJKCxhWSHw

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>>72520493
fucking kek

>>72520630
I genuinely think that you should be a television writer

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>>72541676
holy shit, they're actually drowning.

It blows me away that some people can be so terrible at something that requires so little skill.

I mean, it's not like you have to put any effort to staying afloat - it's SO easy, in fact, to stay afloat that dead bodies do it! All you need to do is lay on your back and breath. It's not like in this video there are huge crashing waves. All you have to try and do is breathe in air, and don't breathe in water.

>>72541676
hahaha

>>72544180
I sink when I try to float

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>>72520493
im fucking done

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>>72520630
STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP

>>72545991
Same. I can do dead man's float, but not proper back float.

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>>72529888
>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Literelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius

>>72547314
these are normal names nothing funny about them

>>72547382
t. JaMarcus D'Johnson

>>72520493
I don't see what's funny about this, what am I missing here?

>>72547382
something out of game characters that is.

>>72545991
>>72547168
You're probably just expecting to float higher above water than you naturally do, so you're freaking out and trying to tread water instead of just seeing where you equilibrium actually is.

If you want to increase your buoyancy to float higher take a big breath and hold for a sec then breath shallow as you find that equilibrium. As you continue to do it you can incorporate more normal breathing and you'll get a little bit lower in the water, but you should be able to keep your mouth in the air without much issue.

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