What is the right punishment for blasphemy edition
https://twitter.com/bbcasiannetwork/status/843120171820761088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
cara
Hila
dora
Feel like she could beat me up ngl
>>72520435
"she"
rodger
I create suffering so that I may suffer and achieve purity
>>72520454
This one's a bit more feminine
Cute even
just cleaned the shitter lads
>>72520470
nip in there bud
thinking is gay
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
/brit/ is just like that tv show a touch of cloth if you really think about it
>>72520608
>pants so tight you can distinctly see his asshole
Ah yes very good
Ireland is NOT an independent country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI7RGSArfmk
>>72520612
Funny show desu
>>72520629
Of course it isn't. It's owned by Brussels.
race mixing
>>72520714
>>72520714
kid needs to eat more and do some hard labor
business idea: become the gf
feel weird lads
like sort of shaky and restless after drinking some sugary tea and my feet are tingling
>>72520714
>>72520751
She looks like that one woman from Peaky Blinders
>>72520814
She is
my very shitty attempt to restore some Chaos Marines I bought already painted (badly) online
its an improvement at least over the messy globs of paint that was on it before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDIpt4TiY5U
>>72520714
Pride of Zimbabwe
>>72520830
Fantastic stuff. Cheers mate.
>>72520470
'make new friends' means to take as many cocks as possible inside of myself
why are yanks so bothered by 9/11?
>>72520825
Lmao fuck off nerd
*Knocks your doll over*
which is more of a "non-country"
canada, scotland or belgium
>>72520894
Scotland is quite literally not a country
post things everyone else on 4chan likes that you don't get
>traps
>anime
>asmr
>paradox games
>>72520907
I don't like anime but like anime reaction pics
>>72520907
Paradox games are great you're missing out
>>72520907
I only like paradox games out of those
but I really only play similarly autistic games like city builders or dwarf fort or stuff like Nethack
>>72520894
I hate Scotland but it's definitely a country. They've got a strong national identity with a strong historical backbone.
Belgium is the clear answer.
god dammit i pee'd before i jacked off but i had to pee again immediately after cumming and now my dick is doing the thing where it feels like there's piss in there but there's not so i just have to sit on the toilet and wait for shit to drip out because there's cum stuck in my urethra
do people in britain really call each other by their last names unless they're friends?
oh dear
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>72520959
not i
>>72520934
It's a nation not a country. Just like Kurds and other groups that don't have a country but are clearly a unique group.
>>72520955
when i was a kid i thought black girls had chocolate milk instead of normal milk in their tits so now i have a black girl fetish
>wank
>wait an hour
>piss
>dried cum forks it and i spray the entire toilet
hmm
>>72520955
THANK YOU for posting this, used to have this saved but lost it when my laptop died.
>>72520979
micked ladies and gentlemen
havent written in my diary for a few months
i guess /brit/ is my diary these days
just be yourself
>>72520979
When I was a kid Black lads would show us how their rifles worked. They didn't want to be there.
Welsh women are the best.
haitiANO
>>72520714
>>72520751
Beautiful. Maeve is a goddess and her daughters are hot.
>>72521040
t. just wanked to sophie dee
>>72521036
British army in meme Ireland.
They were hoping to get away with their legs.
whoa.......
really makes u think huh..
>>72521065
she is grim
>>72520907
anime
video games
noncery
extreme political opinions
unintelligence
>>72520980
piss right after you've wanked it , it helps sometimes
>>72521065
Never heard of her until now, thank you she is very beautiful.
>>72521085
it's almost as if they're borrowing the tradition from ancient rome
mind=blown
>>72520907
could easily spread butter on me toast with me erect knob
>>72521113
she was when she was younger but now she just looks nasty like a used up old biker chick
about to begin the commute (2hrs)
more than worth it to work for Mr Shekelstein
>>72521113
>>72521136
>anime
>video games
>noncery
>extreme political opinions
>unintelligence
>>72521126
have wanted to try this but don't want butter down my bellend
>It's a nation, not a country
what did he mean by this
>>72521113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLlBDgQsOo
>>72521146
Wow she is nice. Pic related is one of my online gf's from Wales.
>>72521172
>from Wales.
Is now a good time to move my company to London?
A low pound is good for me because then I can employ you faggots for cheaper.
Lads its another week
another week of unknown opportunities
what will you accomplish?
a gf?
lose your virginity?
maybe you'll die in awful accident
life is truly remarkable
live today
live for now
>online gf
>>72521160
I love her, she is thicc and made an anthem for my soccer club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JbmbltiGhw
is RE7 any good lads
seems pretty spooky, especially playing in the dark with nice headphones on
how do people listen to popular songs these days? when i was last at a party everyone was singing to them and i was mouthing cuz i didn't know the lyrics, was a pitiful display to observe.
>people have lived and died under queenies rule
surreal innit
got banned from the student room lads
>>72521219
When will the Monarchy become cool again? It's literally the backbone of our national identity but nobody gives a fuck about it
no wonder we're so lost as a people
>>72521213
Just download the top 40 every week from torrents.
got called a nigger in japan
>>72521202
I'm Irish Orthodox Serb brother.
>>72521207
I really liked it desu
>>72521207
barely play videogames
most recently released one I played was Obduction
>>72521219
mental that her husband is still alive as well especially considering he's been a lifelong cigarette smoker
good genes
>>72521230
when imperivm brittanica is restored
>>72521213
capital fm, kiss are 2 big normie radio stations, use them
do NOT want to go to work today lads
>>72521230
people need to take pride in it again and promote the trappings of the Monarchy
>>72521230
everyone here thinks it's really cool except for angry communists (when are they not angry lol)
>how do people listen to popular songs these days? when i was last at a party everyone was singing to them and i was mouthing cuz i didn't know the lyrics, was a pitiful display to observe.
I was saying boo-urns
>>72521256
>that arm
el iraniANO
>>72521266
why is he looking upset that his headphones don't fit? does he know he can take off his fedora?
>>72521256
Or we could not have a monarchy at all
had a painfully hot curry last night lads. can feel a curry poo on its way. bit scared of the burn desu
>>72521274
no u weren't
*farts*
*blames it on you*
>>72521295
he whoms't smelt it dealt it
>>72521254
hahaha imagine not being NEET
imagine actually having to go to "work"
imagine having to mindlessly complete some obsolete mundane task over and over for varying hours just to appease someone who is apparently "better" than you because they have done said task much longer or achieved a piece of paper that qualifies them to hold such power of the common folk
surreal
had a wank and now i feel better
it's like a panacea
>>72521295
>only people in the room
sausuga
>>72521306
unironically done this before. it was just me and my mate in a room and I farted and blamed it on him. didn't think it through
>tfw mum is making pancakes for the 80th time
>>72521330
81 now you little shit
>>72521304
i like money though. quite like my job most of the time too desu, just not as much as i like sleeping.
off to the local 'spoons to get my breakfast before I head over to deanos to play some fifa then off to help my uncle do up some cunts kitchen in the afternoon haha
#lovelife
>>72521113
Always post on /brit/
Remind cunts how soft they've become.
coughed up a massive loogie in the shower
>>72521411
literally me
off to work lads
She is prepering herself for the black man
>>72521422
enjoy wagie
im off to bed
>>72521421
good feel
can't go to bed
work in 15 days
>>72520382
It's funny how the people who believe in safe spaces and cracking down on hate speech suddenly become civil libertarians when it comes to blasphemy.
>>72520629
>Farage is so geopolitically aware that he uses the word "Taoiseach" in reference to our head of government, which I've never heard another foreign politician do
>video title makes it sound like he doesn't realise the Republic of Ireland is a sovereign nation
will you fight to save Koreans?
>>72521487
The entire Korean War was a mistake
Countries which can't support themselves militarily have no right to exist if they're invaded
>>72521487
Like a plastic coating.
Neither of the two girls I matched with on tinder two hours ago have responded
ahahah I'm sure they're just busy with after-work traffic and not my boring opening messages
>>72521496
disagree
the only mistake was not pushing the commies all the way back to china
>>72521483
He is saying no country in the EU is a sovereign nation.
>>72521512
they tried but China disagreed on the matter and pushed back.
What do they call these things in the UK?
>>72521515
>video title makes it sound like he doesn't realise the Republic of Ireland is a sovereign nation
Did I make it sound like I didn't know that?
>>72521487
How thoroughly repulsive
>>72521496
reckon me and the lads could invade Australia desu. Might claim Melbourne for my personal fiefdom
>>72521496
what about the new one coming soon
>>72521525
dont
>>72521496
Mate we're not really in a position to say that
>>72521525
Normalcy it's scones.
Abnormalcy it's custard creams.
>>>/s4s/5241672
opinions on this thread?
Got court on Thursday, wish me luck
racemix
really hoping mass effect andromeda sucks and bioware goes bankrupt, even though i enjoyed the original trilogy
>>72521532
The video title is grab attention, notice all the Irish nationalist support he is getting in the comments. Farage is a political genius
>>72521525
toast burgers
might start wearing an ascot and pretend I'm of royal blood.
>>72521548
There is no country in our immediate vicinity which has any reason to or realistically could. China's economy would collapse from sanctions alone
>>72521594
>Italy and Germany would never invade, they would collapse from sanctions alone
You do also realise that this reliance is a two-way street
>>72521535
exbc is the best Korean lads. Adventures
>work for an i.t. company
>company do a boring monthly newsletter
>staff contribute articles on a rota basis
>it's my turn
got absolutely nothing to write about lads. any ideas? can be anything as long as it's tech-related
>>72521594
Or even better maybe that country with 13x our population might try something once it gets a bit more industrialised
JOIN TO CHURCH OF SUBGENIUS.
EMBRACE THE WAYS OF BOB.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbHjybg50BU [Remove]
First step: Install slackware.
Second step: Embrace your subgenius.
Third step: Study slack
Fourth step: Destroy normals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0x9ymMQUg8
>>72521625
Post the falcon guide and do a short bit about a good pc upgrade
would end it all if I had to work in IT or webdev
>>72521576
Why would you hope for this?
>>72521625
sex robots
>>72521651
because i hate all the sjw writers they've hired
also, they're owned by ea
would end it all if I had to work with a yank
you just wait
>>72521625
Write an article where you tell them who is the hacker known as foor chan.
>>72521625
do a top ten list of something. Its what every journalist does when they're about to miss a deadline
>>72521625
up-and-coming gimmicks
>>72521625
/brit/
Working late at work, some yank has applied here
Currently considering his application, hmm.....
Why do all niggers have that exact same disgusting nigger smell? Every day I have to get a train with these rubbery lipped BO clouds, do none of them wash? Why do they all fucking stink exactly the same?
OwO
tonight idea: get drunk while on benzos, watch the walking dead, have a wank and go to sleep
>Why do all niggers have that exact same disgusting nigger smell? Every day I have to get a train with these rubbery lipped BO clouds, do none of them wash? Why do they all fucking stink exactly the same?
where can I find the best bp in all the land?
>>72521625
AI wall between USA and mexico
>>72521693
never smelt a black lad before
what's it smell like for comparison
>>72521701
what's this
>>72521693
It's something to do with their pheromones.
I would like the Commonwealth nations to have a similar system to that of the United States of America, but with more restrictions in certain areas - I would like it more based around trade.
Of course, actual policies would need to be shaped after extensive research into the area. For example, I don't believe free movement would work, but less restrictions for those employed could possibly be of great benefit.
I am of the opinion that we did a great disservice to the other nations when we just left them to it, after our initial actions, and we should have stuck with them and helped build them up into thriving trade hubs that would have benefited us overall in the long run.
Joint military cooperation would also put us in a very strong position on the world stage, and we'd have a global presence with hubs located in almost all continents. Considering we have similar cultures, common law and military ranks it would make sense to pursue this.
Just because our history with these nations was brutal, it does not mean we cannot forge a better relationship in the future. Had we that same attitude decades ago, we'd have never given Germany a chance to repair relations post-war and we'd have never joined the European Union in the first place.
The United Kingdom can do a lot more to help many of those nations in the modern world than shamefully hide away behind our history and claim it was all doom and gloom. Yes, there were terrible aspects of the British Empire, but there were also positives to it, and we should work on those and add to those to move towards a better future for all, instead of leaving them to it without any help at all.
>>72521726
Something magical you won't like.
thinking about moving to the countryside in japan
the good life awaits me
>>72521733
You'd end up dominated by India
>>72521625
Write an article on memes. Don't do one about le evil frog but normie shit you see on jewbook.
>>72521733
The commonwealth should never be anything more than a group of former colonies that play sports together every 4 years
Fuck off
>girls just wanna have fun
what did they mean by this?
are nige
>>72521779
>euro
Okay mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3uzgua5UbA
>>72521755
living in a half-abandoned town where the average age is 65?
>>72521805
did he teleport behind the migrants?
on the train
>>72521820
wonder if nige's kids agree with his politics
>>72521828
Tell me you're actually the one who took this.
>>72521828
your fast
>>72521863
nice
>>72521843
Considering he says they get bullied for it and his family get harassed when out, I have no doubts that they have grown to despise the left and everything it stands for.
test
The Swedes posts make even less sense then the beaner
What is his end game
>>72521847
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/WEIUpLSP1rPCqRMUmCswOg/
need to go to the gym tonight but i've got a bit of a headache
a conundrum, this
considering the industrial revolution and its consequences
>>72521885
make one of the big man
here's a cutout you can use
>>72521952
it happened in britain because they were the first to abolish slavery
>>72521815
Can't wait. Who'll do a bearded monkey or a regurgitated trance tune.
Martin made so many memes
>>72521863
very nice eyes
watched cassie cage - daddy issues last night lads
it was great
Who /pontypridd/ here
mummy said i could have anything i want for dinner so shes out buying me some bacon and eggs
who /poncey yid/ here?
>>72520382
Jesus fucking Christ.
who /nonces kids/ here
>another day of heavy rain
ah yess
>>72522034
On the phone to Theresa now mate
>>72520382
Read the apology note.
Clearly it was a badly phrased headline without any implication of bladphemy laws being introduced into the uk.
It was about the bladphemy law in pakistan and it was supposed to be a headline anout it like 'what is the correct response to this issue' sort of headline which they massivelt muddled up.
Of course rorkes will jump all over it despite it being benign
>>72522034
most certainly not me, mr. gchq man
>>72521213
Only runts listen to pop music. Avoid it at all costs and listen to NTS/Radar/Balamii/Berlin Community Radio/Red Light Radio/worldwide FM
>>72522058
>listening to any music made after 1750
Back in your cage, runt
>>72522058
>replying to a post an hour old
off yourself
thailad is a racemixing retard
is the hotline miami soundtrack the pinnacle of modern music?
wank took me way too long
>>72522096
Hes literally the epitomy of a loser rorke who meddles in the panties of asians bcuz white women dont find his rorkism appealing
>>72522122
yesterday I turned a quick wank into a 2.5 hour edging session. wasted so much time I didn't have
>>72522117
nyet
>>72521581
Ah yes, that must be why he lost every single time he ran for parliament
>>72522159
rasheed
last night you were in my room
and now my bedsheets smell like poo
*record scratch*
Off to the so-called "job" now
>>72522172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqm-05R2Jk
homage to fromage
>>72522117
It's the pinnacle of Reddit music
>>72522195
Alri talk to you again bye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amjiFnLmqT0&index=1&list=LLoTqYi4-sUy0HcGnFmK47nQ
any other lads gonna pop some pills this Friday?
>>72522255
>popping pills when charlie costs next to nothing for you lot
fuck you
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/banks-ditch-google-rbs-lloys-hsbc-extremist-youtube-videos-isis-a7637796.html
looks like the rorke talking heads are having their funding cut
>the independent
kek, now i know where the so-called german gets his news from and it perfectly explains his radically left-wing views
im fantastically flippant! im irreversibly irate! im jack-in-the-box joyous! im flipping furious! the names anonymous, and im here to make a post, and a toast. omg its a ghost!
>>72522286
I did coke last Friday mate - need to switch it up a bit
>>72522304
am neither german nor left wing sweetie xx
the free market will fix it dane who wanks to interracial porn is here
>>72522286
>charlie
>cheap in britain
lol
they pay for a gram of 90% benzocaine what i pay for an 8-ball of 90% pure
>>72522314
have you tried doing water
it's very refreshing
>>72522233
>>72522368
I've done ya mums cunt
undertaking a procedure
>>72522297
Post a screenshot or archive. Fucking newfags linking directly.
>>72522255
Old skool Brit lad wiped out singing, on a pushbike. I cannot find it. would have been, 2007.
wish i was a psychotic rich teenage girl with a pet down syndrome boy to lick my fanny while i'm writing disturbing stories about the boy next door
>>72522159
Yet he still got us out of the EU :^ )
business idea: ...
haitiANO
>>72522382
Autism
>>72522382
>being this bum blasted
Newfag
>>72522415
Hmmm. Doesn't seem like a worthwhile investment. I'm taking my money elsewhere.
>>72522432
is a guinea pig from papua new guinea called a papua new guinea pig?
Keep dreaming about having fun platonic relationships with girls.
>>72522422
>>72522424
>>>/reddit/
really wish i joined the rangers back when i was still a young man
>>72522447
There are none here.
want to suck on a womans breast again
its been about 20 yrs
>>72522459
When I was young I wanter to be a power ranger too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTSkPi6v8w
Who /Red–green–brown alliance/ here
wish i could just decide i want to do something then have a montage and then i'm a master at that thing
>>72522485
I wanted to be an adventurer and search for lost treasure.
It is statistically more likely that people direct others they disagree with to reddit are themselves redditors
t. redditologist
>>72522503
is that why you're in png? heard it's the only place in the world that hasnt been fully explored
i wanted to be a fighter pilot
had a poster of the f-117 on my wall
in a mood
>>72522516
It has made me feel like an adventurer. Especially when I helicoptered down into the jungle to search a crashed ww2 plane.
>>72522486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAqCu4pm8A
Got a tonsil stone and can't dislodge it with my tongue reeee
>>72522529
Why doesn't the USAF just drop Americans on the enemy?
>>72522560
Work in 20 minutes but I'm still in bed rueing the collapse of my social life almost 8 years ago
>>72522542
find any cool jap guns?
>>72522575
Imagine being one of those losers who like feet
>>72522572
may as well drop reservists on them
>>72522575
God damnit
What's the best way to contract autism?
>>72522590
No it was a British plane being flown by yanks.
It was pretty stripped.
>>72522675
Make sure your mum is middle aged when she gets pregnant.
>>72522675
vaccines
The British folk are mostly of Jewish descent.
watching my best friend is an alien
ah yes, monday morning! truly the best time of the week
>>72522756
Bullshit. Australians don't have friends
Work in 1 minute but this poo just will not stop. Gonna be late again fs
me mum was 36 when she had me that's why i have autism
>>72522619
Used to succ the asian gfs toes and licc her toes
>>72522787
mine was 17 and that's why my childhood was so fucked
>Once you are in it you are in it, you got to go all the way to the end because you commit yourself to such a level where there is no compromise. You give everything you have absolutely everything. Sometimes you find even more because it requires more if you want to stay ahead and you want to win. (…) So every time you are close to those limits the excitement increases, and your heart goes quicker, and your breath goes stronger
have you reached your limit, /brit/?
>>72522834
would rather have a fucked childhood and not be autistic desu
>>72522834
least you got to suck 17 year old titties
>>72522841
the woman i want to marry
whats with all the pedo posting on /tv/
>>72522914
shes so self absorbed
that video of her eating the burger makes me angry
>>72522850
i'm autistic too
>>72522914
Bad choice desu.
pakis out
>>72522961
ever eating anyone
>>72522984
No.
t. 2nd gen
>>72522991
Only pussy.
>>72522914