tell me about dane

Very bad not good at war with SWEDEN

why does he wear the mask

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>The Little Princes of Denmark

Why do Danes have smaller nuts than Finns—are toxins to blame?

By all accounts, the Finns are winning hands-down (or up?) in the size wars. In a study of 1,600 babies born between 1997 and 2001, the Danes had smaller testicles than the Finns. Scientists know this because they expertly measured "ellipsoidal volume" and found the Danish package lagging at birth. The differences were even more pronounced after three months, with the Finns averaging three times more testicular growth. When these results were published in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism in 2006, it was the Scandinavian equivalent of announcing Yale men have smaller nuts than Harvard men. The story "was very much in our media," says lead researcher Katharina Main of the University of Copenhagen. Another study measured baby penile lengths, showing boys with more testosterone had longer lads. "The Finns are doing so much better from every parameter, semen, testes size, and cancer," Main bemoaned.

For years, the Danes have been wringing their hands about declining sperm counts. One study from 2006 found 40 percent of young Danish military recruits had suboptimal sperm levels. In the land of Lego, 7 percent of all live births in 2007 required "assisted" reproduction. (In the United States, it's around 1 percent.) There's gloomy news about other measures of manhood as well. About 9 percent of schoolboys have at least one undescended testicle, compared with 2.3 percent in Finland. This condition, called cryptorchidism, doubles the risk for testicular cancer. And, in fact, Danish testicular cancer rates are about one in 100, about three times higher than the Finnish or U.S. rates.

>>72518870
Its a racist country.

When i went there on vacation i felt in love with a qt danish girl we were dating. But everyone would look at us. As if we were doing something wrong. Well anyway she got pregnant and i run away back to Brazil. Lol.

trust a dane, feel le pain x--DDDDD

Irresponsible drunkards that can't speak or count properly.

>>72518998

fucking kek

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>>72518955
Ok, lol.

who is the good guy in the nord?

>>72518955
What even led to this comparison

But also danes will never recover

>>72519479
Idk

Once feared warriors now surrender in 8 hours.

>>72518870
they rarely post here, but the few that do are really spastic

>>72519902
Ikr

>>72519902
>eternal dane
>Acts like hot shit when perceived superior
>wanted to rule over Norwegians/swedes
>went too far and lost them
>surrendered to the Germans in 6 hours
>more or less cooperated with Nazi occupation
>after ww2 used authority to commit war crimes against Germans
>hurr durr we dindu nuffin

They celebrate the 4th of July

>>72518955
Now I understand why danes hate finns, lol.

>>72520993
Do they?

Here is Denmark, shat out of chalk and water. Over the water, Sweden, hewn from granite.

--Stig Helmer

Danes are superior to the other Nordics

The word Scandinavians. Literally Ukrainiane of their world

>>72521033
Well danes like finns for their rowdiness but at the same time they don't. But the danes here hate finns because there was a finn who always posted about danish males having breats and small testicles in every scandi/nordic thread.

Danes got buttblasted :^)

>>72519021
you have no idea how accurate this is

>>72518870

I used to think they were a German country

apparently they are more closely related to Nordics

I have a dane friend, really cool guy, wish I could spend more time with him but never really knew if he was gay or not until he made moves on the girl I was hitting on, we cool because she was ugly.

I love Denmark because all the great things he told about the country.

what do you want to know?

>>72518955
We traded them for bigger dicks than the other scandis.

>>72525820
desu I'm reasonably hung and half Danish.

They try to pronounce consonants as if they are vowels