/brit/

wish I was a girl tbqh

usa

I just had a massive shit and it felt really good.

reddit: the edition

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>tfw no gf

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did i just lose my virginity?

biting off more than i can chew

>>72517870
can't imagine living such a stunted existence

finally, after all these years, I have become... /brit/

>>72517856
GOOD edition, unlike the last one...

also
>Leaves pile up

KEK

*comes to a halt on my horse*
ah yes, /brit/
*continues riding towards it*

>>72517856
I also made a thread but forgot to put /brit/ in the subject so good job you made this

>>72517886
no. it is your cock so it's basically masturbation for the asshole

*Listens to rap music*

*Suddenly has a compelling urge to commit petty theft and assault*

>>72517881
What, are you bumming him? Pitiful, the both of you. The only thing in orbit will be my sides after I put you 6 feet below the ground.

anyone want a cuppa?

*puts water in microwave*

*Listens to rap music*

*Suddenly has a compelling urge to seize toothbrushes*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg0byaqVaXo

>>72517913
*unsheathes my recursive maze solving algorithm*

me want tendies
ree

>>72517934

m8 it's not going to heat up unless you cover it in tin foil

Business idea: ask people to use female pronouns, cut off my genitals, dilate the wound to stop it from sealing; poison my body and knock off my finely tuned chemical balance with hormones; and wear women's clothes

anime

>>72517959
where does the profit come in?

>>72517967
camwhoring

Who is your current pornfu? I like Lauren Philips

>>72517967
become a whore

Beating up trannies is redpilled lads

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>>72517967
Something along these lines I'd imagine

>>72517975
>>72517983
you need to be attractive for that

>>72517967

I'm going to pimp his insane ass to other insane people

Business idea: let people borrow money that you want back

>>72518004
unironically hot

>>72517910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfkm5aX3YXk

17987
you suck

just had me phone nicked by pakis on the night tube

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Does MDMA crash only affect normies?

3 days in and I'm sick of cleaning my earring lads

>>72518017

seek mental help

Business idea: own things and charge people for the privilege of using them

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mighty choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxCL_kT1G1s

>>72518019

*beats u up*

>>72518027

why didnt you paki bash them?

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>>72518036
no

>>72518065
that gangly male body is just not attractive

>>72518033
hahaha why did you do it

Business idea: buy houses, do them up, and then rent them out at reasonable prices

>>72518065

Being gay is less creepy than this shit

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>>72518076
I disagree

Had a dream where I killed a bloke and I genuinely got worried and started panicking about the repercussions 2bh

>>72517990
might become a teacher just to slightly offset this culture, bet theyre turning the generation of kids who are in primary now into right little poofs

>>72518085

Thats quite a good idea but how are you going to raise the capital to buy the house and get going?

>>72518119
ask a rich person to invest in my business idea

>>72518119
wetwork

>>72518065
>>72518097
kill yourself sick fuck

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Stop seeking control

how come every european country (with the exception of meme countries like belgium and luxembourg) are completely unique culturally but all of subsaharan africa is the same?

>>72518137

What if he just steals your idea like I#m about to?

>>72518138

professional diver?

>>72518138
thats slang for murdering people?

>>72518149
it isn't

to use your hands while speakiiiiiiiiinnnnnngggg~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>72518057
I'm not a racist. I'm not bothered anyway, I'm lucky enough to be able to afford a new phone.
They were probably from an economically deprived background and needed the phone more than I ever did

>>72518085
>>72518118
literally my plans
raise money from teaching abroad so I can put money down on a property and have the renters pay my mortgage while I eventually go to teachers college and teach in Canada with a comfortable amount of wealth under me.

>>72518118
>>72518171
nonces

>>72518171
sounds a bit cucky

>>72518169

If you actually let some scrawny paki cunt get one over on you you need to kys

they are built like white 12 year olds m8

>>72518077
it looks good

>>72518171

the problem with this is that it only pays off when you are 65 and too old to live

I dont know why people fall for the morgage meme in the 21st century

>>72518190
Ah yes, because I'm going to use physical violence on someone who's just trying to escape poverty

>>72518214
my parents paid off their mortgage in their early 40s

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>>72518169
>it's racist to stop paki cunts from robbing you

>>72518183
an American would think this
I'm taking control of my life
I already make decent money from my various investments, I want to get that to the point where my dividends pay at least a thousand or more monthly, and combine that with income from property to ensure that I never have real economic woes and can basically live free.

>>72518169
>I didn't defend myself from being robbed because I'm not a racist

ah yes, the nu-male
you are vomit-inducingly pathetic if this is true
reckon you're bullshitting with the type of shit you are saying, no ones this much of a wet flannel

>>72518169
That's actually what Jesus would say/do

Why do so many mongs think buying to let is some original brainwave that no one else has thought of?
You twats ruined the economy

>>72518214
if someone else pays my mortgage it doesn't really matter.

>>72518228

Mine paid theirs off in 10 years of hard work in the 1990s, house prices are now 500% more while wages have stayed the same

>>72518262
heh
Nothing personal, serf

>>72518241
whatever you say cuckio lmao

>>72518149
The famous Australian education, everyone

>>72518216

Thank god this is a joke, I know you brits have not stooped this far

Business idea: buy a large house and convert it into flats, and then rent each small and dinky flat out for an extortionate amount

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>>72518262
to let? more like toilet

business idea: go around town and refer to myself as "the top dog around town" in hopes of acquiring female genitalia

>>72518285
he's correct in a way
much of Africa lacks in any significant high culture.

Business idea: invest all my money in bitcoins since they are going to rise to 40,000 = 1

Rorkes are too easy to bait, they will buy literally anything you tell them

only 2% of men throughout history ever reproduced

it's genetic fact

>>72518299
no one said shit about high culture
he's not right and you're moving the goalposts

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Business idea: exterminate the bogtrotters

>>72518323
lol

SMELLY SERFS GET OUT

/brit/ IS AN UPPER MIDDLE CLASS GENERAL

(why else is grime so popular in this thread)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpdY6HtYVy0

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>>72518314

I am the 98%

I dont want the burden or responsibilty, nor do I want to be at risk of divorce or raising a useless cunt

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>>72518336
blackpool represent

>>72518336
hi nigger

*enters thread wearing regular clothes and not smoking a cigarette nor donning a pink Mohawk, Tattoos, sunglasses nor a Leather jacket"*
*because he has his own style of cool*
How about this hahahahhaahha

Planning to go to halfords and purchase some spray paint to do some graffiti

Not sure what I should write though, night go for a rorke theme

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>why yes, I do think the opinions of fat racists who will never leave their parent's basement are worth discussing and arguing over on /brit/

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>>72518355
>Not sure what I should write though
pick related

>>72518346
Are you me?

Anons, I cannot properly express just how amazingly comfy it is being an island with no international land borders or island disputes

Even that tiny area in Northern Ireland caused the UK some anguish, in Australia it's just smooth sailing all the way

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Her dewy eyes are closed;
On their translucent lids, whose testure fine
Scarce hide the dark blue orbs that burn below
With unapparent fire.

Her golden tresses shade
The bosom's stainless pride,
Twining like tendrils of the parasite
Around a marble column.

Hark! whence that rushing sound?
'Tis like a wondrous strain that sweeps
Around a lonely ruin
When west winds sigh and evening waves respond.

The chariot of the Daemon of the World
Descends in silent power:
Four shapeless shadows bright and beautiful
Draw that strange car of glory, reins of light.

Check their unearthly speed; they stop and fold
Their wings of braided air:
Human eye hath ne'er beheld
A shape so wild, so bright, so beautiful.

>>72518336
/brit/ is the manifestation of class unity! /leftypol/ false flags can fuck off

Business idea: buy the house next door to the bald and fat EDL gent and invite a paki family to live in it

>>72518368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

>>72518346
just don't be a fuck up, marry someone decent and get a prenup with the intention of living in a country where they are recognised as binding contracts

also hiding money isn't a bad idea

>>72518366

My dad always calls me a useless cunt now anyway so I dont want to perpetuate the cycle

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>looks at you with utter disgust

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nice meme

>>72518314
not true at all moron
if a man has only daughters he obviously still reproduced but only passes on his X chromosome thus his Y is possibly lost.

>>72518389
your da is right

making a change

Business idea: add "business idea" to my filter list

>>72518346
>>72518366
Bet you mongs complain about the ethnic replacement of Europeans

kill yourselves, you're worse than pakis you useless twats

having a punt

so california is one of the most "feminist friendly" states

yet they consistently throw out pre-nup agreements

seems pretty sexist as it implies a formerly married woman can't make it in the world on her own back

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>>72518369
The magic car moved on
From the swift sweep of wings
The atmosphere in flaming sparkles flew;
And where the burning wheels
Eddied above the mountain's loftiest peak
Was traced a line of lightning.
Now far above a rock the utmost verge
Of the wide earth it flew,
The rival of the Andes, whose dark brow
Frowned o'er the silver sea.

The chariot seemed to fly
Through the abyss of an immense concave,
Radiant with million constellations, tinged
With shades of infinite colour.

As they approached their goal,
The wingèd shadows seemed to gather speed.
The sea no longer was distinguished; earth
Appeared a vast and shadowy sphere, suspended.

The magic car moved on.
Earth's distant orb appeared
The smallest light that twinkles in the heavens,
Whilst round the chariot's way
Innumerable systems widely rolled.

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>Yank posts

hi

Bidnez idea: evade filters

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>canadian posts

>>72518387

Your prenup does not matter a ratshit in any court in a first world (cuck) country. I'm in line to inherit a load of property and be set for life soon, and all the women are here are fat single mothers.
I'll be happy enough with my hobbies, sure its shitty to have have no family when you are old but whatever.

>>72518405

He is right but he is also a cunt and is lucky I havent kicked fuck out of him many times

>>72518368
The island of Australia has been invaded/conquered more recently than the island of Britain

#FACT

>>72518440
tbf I make a point of not engaging with leafs these days

>>72518417

>Bet you mongs complain about the ethnic replacement of Europeans

I do not give a fuck lad, we are already living in a dystopia. Imagine if you had daughters and they got knocked up by some nignog?
The shame would be unbareable.

http://www.strawpoll.me/4805613

vote now on your phones

>>72518441
your da would lacerate a useless cunt like you lol

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There was a Poet whose untimely tomb
No human hands with pious reverence reared,
But the charmed eddies of autumnal winds
Built o'er his mouldering bones a pyramid
Of mouldering leaves in the waste wilderness.

>>72518436
not bad, met the female of my dreams and I won't see her again for half a year now.

life is cruel

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>>72518475
ah another oneitus

very good

Requesting the webm of thailad swiping through tinder profiles

>>72518470
fantastic poll mate x

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>>72518472

That old fucker terrorised me for years and now he is old and literally useless and I could fuck him up anytime so the tide has turned, he better get with the times

>>72518470
>>72518511
>wisel.y
literally exited without voting, you fucked it

got a sore throat from yelling earlier

>>72518368
And.... you would actually be wrong, although a lot has been resolved because of native title.

>>72518501
yeah, but this one is like, oh shit...

im fucked, at least the other one was accessible.

>>72518470
should've included Moni as well tbf

thaiilad imposter

>>72518513
beat the head off him then

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>>72518530
is this the mythical 10/10 girl that you want to show off to your parents?

>>72518542

I want to get the inheritance signed over to me first, bit my tongue this far

enjoying this insight into irish paternal relationships

>>72518470
>only one option
>when socialism would eradicate two problems

(not me)

>>72518566
Yeah I'm sure his signed pint glass from the county pintman is worth loads mate

>>72518590
my daddy loves me very much and beats up all the bad guys

>>72518560
yes.

>>72518596
global socialism would be very difficult to attain though

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Why are Scottish women so ugly?

>>72518513
Your face when he sells everything and moves to South east asia to take advantage of yhe new 10 years retireent visa and find himself a loving 45 years old wife who'll use your inheritence to give her children an education

>>72518618
yeah considering it would collapse in a few months

>>72518590
This episode is a recurring theme
For a country that is supposed to be religiously traditional, they really do have a fucked up family dynamic

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I tend to dream of future events and my dreams nearly always come true, well the other night I had an incredibly vivid dream about an explosion in the sky and nuclear armageddon

>>72518618
it's the only socialism that can exist.

im luke im 5 and my dads bruce lee

>>72518566
Hope he gives it all to the church xx

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Reminder if you give a poor person $500 they will buy $500 worth of instant lotto scratch tickets, As Seen on TV plastic rubbish, and domestic beer

>>72518632
what the frick do you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

tune

>>72518626
That would be a cartoon, but irl it's mediocre genes and slag-culture

>>72518598

About 1,000,000 worth of houses and farmland m8

>>72518628

I would sell everything I own to track him down.
He has actually threatened to do this, already squandered millions he himself has inherited on the stockmarket. Even sold the family farm just after my granddad asked him not to on his deathbed.

>boomers

Never shagged a scottish girl tbqfwy. Had english, northern Irish and the other Irish too, but can't even imagine what a scottish women looks/sounds like :( I guess Welsh too, I never had.

>>72518693
I've shagged a scottish tranny

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Violets from Plug Street wood,
Sweet, I send you from oversea.
(It is strange they should be blue,
Blue, when his soaked blood was red,
For they grew around his head:
It is strange they should be blue.)
Violets from Plug Street Wood,
Think what they have meant to me—
Life and hope and love and you.
(And you did not see them grow,
where his mangled body lay,
Hiding horror from the day;
Sweetest it was better so)
Violets from oversea,
To your dear, far, forgetting land,
These I send in memory,
Knowing you will understand"

Roland Aubrey Leighton (27 March 1895 – 23 December 1915)

choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5DRpBqs4Q

>>72518672
I spend an embarrassing amount of time on /brit/ and see your constant cries for help

God this thread is mega-gay now, hope it improves when I wake up x

>>72518707
that elle one?

honestly, I'm over women now, I only want her.

>>72518673
its about as deano as they come, but that verse is fire desu

reminds me of a deep house song my m8s always used to play like 3-4 years ago and I could never remember it

>>72518723
no

>>72518683
>He has actually threatened to do this
Howling at anon travelling to the other corner of the globe to find his dad, and getting the living shit beat out of him by the two adult sons of his stepmother, while his dad laughs and receives blowjobs in a hammoc in the other room.

>>72518745
The Algerians already had her multiple times

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If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England's, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.

Rupert Chawner Brooke (3 August 1887 – 23 April 1915)

ah yes my two least favourite posters

>>72518767
A bit racist.

>>72518755

You think I'm going to get bet by some fucking 5'1 chinks m8? Better bring 50 of them, I will be like bruce lee in a nursery

>>72518749
i 100% agree, 2bh, his voice tone is lit as fuck

I fight with the powerlevel jackie chan in a tables and chairs factory

>waaah daddy troubles

No wonder the cunt is fucked in the head and evil hope he gets left nothing

Four ducks on a pond,
A grass-bank beyond,
A blue sky of spring,
White clouds on the wing;
What a little thing
To remember for years-
To remember with tears!

>>72518801
do the kids in uni say "lit as fuck" commonly now?

Have way too many fordyce spots on my knob to be a real human

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Passion is just the friction between a man's soul and the outside world

>>72518852
swipe down

>>72518821

If I get left nothing thats no matter, I've managed to save up 20,000 on minimum wage in only a couple of years.

I will abide because I have the big balls of my evil forefathers

>>72518836
nah not really
it's always been cringe tier

Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight,
Make me a child again just for tonight!
Mother, come back from the echoless shore,
Take me again to your heart as of yore;
Kiss from my forehead the furrows of care,
Smooth the few silver threads out of my hair.

Mother, dear mother, the years have been long
Since I last listened your lullaby song:
Come, let your brown hair, just lighted with gold,
Fall on your shoulders again as of old;
Backward, flow backward, O tide of the years!
I am so weary of toil and of tears.

>>72518528
Literally nobody gives a fuck about the aboriginal claim stuff

>>72518443
Not conquered, just invaded

I believe UK territories have been invaded more recently (Falklands) and even BOMBED, perish the thought.

why didn't world war 2 produce the same level of poetry as world war 1?

>>72518903
WWI was a lot more dreary and hopeless

>>72518903

Interesting question

Imagine all that talent which was killed off and what they might have become

>>72518821
You gotta wonder how the family degenerated so quickly. You have a hard-working Irish man who made millions out of nothing and one generation later his descendant is squandering that with 45 years old prostitutes while his son fantasizes about killing him on an animé imageboard.

>>72518903
WWI was the war where war stopped being seen as romantic

what was happening in ireland from 400BC to 1500AD

brief summary pls

>>72518931
yeah, they say war drives innovation and it does. But you gotta wonder how different the world would have been not just because of the different geopolitical climate but if all the lost talent in the early 20th was in stead allowed to flourish

Reminder that Scottish independence is economic suicide for Scotland, and that Scotland will sink to levels of international irrelevance lower than of Ireland or Serbia

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Will travel east in search of a wife

>>72518957
Ah yes, the international relevance of Scotland

mmm yes, quite

I wandered lonely as a cloud,
That floats on high o'er vales and hills
When all at once i saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils

>>72518956
>what was happening in ireland from 400BC to 1500AD
not much

anyone have that gif of the cat scratching his arse

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Really feel tired this morning lads. Haha the gf was so wild last night lads. She gave me this bruise that I couldn't have made myself (given the angle) nor using the vacuum cleaner because that would be just weird hehe

>>72518956
Fighting each other, stealing cattle, some cool mythology, last haven of Celtic paganism cool druids, Christianity comes fucks everything up, Irish monks save civilization and re Christianise Britain, lots of infighting, beat the vikings numerous times, normans come fuck everything up permanently, rebellion,infighting, big mess

How dost the little crocodile
Improve its shiny tail
And pull the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale

>>72519029
post pic of gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMhTnsS9cBA

gettming my daily fix of razor ramon hard gay

>>72519029
you aren't the real thailad

>>72518956
>4000 BC - 1 AD
Romans and Greeks though they were gods

>100AD - 500 AD
Becoming Christian. Sailing to Iceland

>500 AD - 1000 AD
Being kidnapped as sex slaves and colonized by Norwegians

>1066 AD - 1200 AD
Getting conquered by the Normans

>1200 - 1900
Not independent. something about potatoes and ulster in here

>modern day

No one knows for sure

>>72518956

Irish history back then is best illustrated by Mad Max: Fury Road

It's really sad to hear about all the "pals battalions" which were wiped out to a man. Literally an entire generation genocided.

>>72519046
reddit

Is Sweden really that bad lads? Thinking about going there on holiday

>>72519107
not if there's tall white blondes there

(elite tier female

>>72518956
Warring kingdoms - Christianization - more warring kingdoms - age of saints and scholars - viking invasion - viking defeat - norman invasion - norman assimilation - tudor conquest

>>72519120

It was just a load of poo flinging m8

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>>72519065
DEEP
DARK
FANTASY

>>72519120
ty

was never sure if the normans conquered ireland too, did you have medieval style castles before them, like with the motte and bailey and stuff

I was watching some kind of British show, and they were talking about how the English/Scottish used to believe that the Irish ate their own children.

Also, they were talking about how Ireland was still on the same level of technology as cavemen, until Great Britain taught them how to use ploughs

>>72519130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJvGMYxDPs

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>>72519136
lots of Normans in Ireland

>>72519136
a motte and bailey is a Norman invention, so probably

>>72519137
They also believed Orwells story about Martians was real

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>>72519146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faPfM-Eh4R0

unironically listening to creep even though i hate the song

>>72519154
>>72519150
thanks guys, learning a lot

>>72518767
Post this in Brit/pol/, they love this kind of thing.

>>72519137
Find that hard to believe, Wikipedia reckons they entered Neolithic age at about 4000 B.C and Bronze Age at 2500 B.C. - 'caveman' isn't really a thing but it typically means paleolithic
Oh wait is this one of those so-called 'jokes'

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>>72519136

The Normans conquered most of Ireland in their first foray but then just hung out around Dublin and slowly everything else but Dublin reverted back to the way it was, with the Normans becoming "more Irish than the Irsh themselves".

There are a few castles in "the pale" (around Dublin) but all the motte & baileys got burned down

Holding down the fort

>>72519191
so when did the medieval-esque castles first become a thing

because in antiquity and super ancient times you hear lots about stone walled cities but not really castles as we know them,

>>72519178
Nope, not a joke. It's from the show "Great British Castles", I think.

During the ulster plantation, the English/Scottish settlers were told not to leave the safety of the walled towns, lest their children be kidnapped to be eaten by the local Irish

The locals at the time also described Irish as lacking even basic tools

sucking a cock

>>72519256
somehow doubt this

even in pre-roman times i imagine there was a fair amount of transient migration between GB and ireland

>>72519221

In Ireland it was the 13-14-15th century around Dublin. The Normans went full Colonel Kurtz very quickly and the Tudors had to come and re-invade.

>>72519275

In pre-Roman times we were all basically the same, there was a bit of viking activity along the coasts.
During the Ulster plantations those people couldn't even shit in the woods without a sword incase they were attacked, which is why a lot of them moved to America and then became the people whice Deliverance is based on.

>>72519191
Normans were pretty cool guys desu. Conquered England, Wales, Sicily, most of Ireland, beat the Byzantines, conquered parts of North Africa, and conquered Jerusalem, conquered almost all of France

Why didnt you fucks colonize us?

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>>72519328
I'd be happy to colonize one of your chink women tbH

>>72519322

I give them props for the crusades

Raining quite hard
Mucho comfy

>>72519281
just googled it, castles appeared in the 9th and 10th centry after the fall of the carolingian empire as the various princes and lords wanted to consolidate their new holdings

very interesting

>>72519328
bit far away

>>72519354

I find the dark ages very interesting, how things went from modernish Roman bureaucracy to total chaos and then to a kind of basterdisied Roman culture again.
Probably what we can expect in our near future desu

>>72519328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4WgpmQbBbA

Smell cheese
* bops your shnoz *

>>72519328
colonising the steppe nomads simply couldn't be done back then. and if it was possible it would have been more hassle than it was worth


so GGG was a little disappointing yesterday huh

>>72519136
The Normans very quickly conquered large parts of Ireland, mainly the south and east, and built loads of castles, which the Gaelic families started to emulate. They Gaelic families eventually resurged though.

They eventually assimilated though, began speaking Irish, marrying Irish people and following Gaelic cultural conventions and were largely autonomous from the English crown.

There were wooden fortifications before the Norman invasion, stone only became used after the Norman invasion by the Gaelic lords.

Blarney castle for instance was a wooden fortification at first built by the McCarthys. Only after the invasion did it become stones.

>>72519281
>around Dublin
It was all over the south and east principally.

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For the Fascist either Anarchy nor Totalitarianism are our end goals, but they are means to an end. Futurism, the path to a Fascist society though Anarchy, demands the annihilation of the existing temporal social order and its institutions in order to start from scratch so that a more organic rebirth can occur straight though all the natural organic processes.

the other path to a Fascist society, though totalitarianism, means utilizing the mechanical state Leviathan in order to create a protective outer shell that would fall away once a new generation has been grown that would by default act according to what was previously enforced by mechanical means of total control

Fascism though totalitarianism allows for the weak average commoner to be a part of fascist society, but he is constantly constrained by the system to make sure he does not cause any damage to the restoration process or "incubation" of the future generation. this ensures that the new generation recives the proper education and understanding required to no longer need the strict control of totalitarianism, thus once the old weak generation dies off the system can be safely dismantled by the newer generation.

Fascism through Anarchy requires much higher standards, it demands everyone who wishes to become part of the natural restoration to be capable of self-discipline, of having their order originate form within, otherwise they are worthless and need to be babysat all the time. thus fascism though Anarchy is more radical and does not tolerate weakness and thus the weak have no place. it also places less emphasis on the "nation" as nationalism merely serves as a vehicle of the weak in many cases.
the Totalitarian on the other hand requires nationalism as it represents the widest extension of deeper "tribal" kinship bonds, and since humans have yet to bridge the gap where we can have intense feelings of care for non-kin the "nation" becomes a necessary fiction for the sake of unity.

>>72519411

please euthanise me before I ever become this nuts, this is written permission

What's your go-to pub trivia name lads?

>>72519429

Yeah well m8 I'm sorry buts thats just Dublin suburbs in the grand scheme of history, you will always be west brits

>>72519462
"nigger"

it's about grime and chicken

>>72519354
Castles are a part of feudalism. In France and Italy, local military leaders, called "dux" were gathering up former Roman land. Now they're called dukes


In those times, conquering a dux's castle was the key to conquering the entire territory.

Building castles was also a way for a dux to hold his own territory

>>72519472
Blarney castle is in Cork

>>72519381
>>72519411
>>72519419
you pussies were just afraid of RUssia
also GGG made an obviuos bait for other boxers

>>72519524
send gf

>>72519411
>He applied to be on x-factor and BGT
Fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyqggf9VZCc

old tim videos seem a lot more experimental compared to his modern stuff

>>72519540
His face is unbelievably moist here jesus
He anthropomorphises his bears a little too much too

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Interestingly enough tim's dad "patrick joseph byrne" shares the same name as a murderer from a similar area http://murderpedia.org/male.B/b/byrne-patrick.htm

(though it's not the same guy since he was imprisoned at the time of tim's birth/conception)

bastard gf withholding my diner until she cleans the kitchen the bastard sow
hungry now

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>For the Fascist either Anarchy nor Totalitarianism are our end goals, but they are means to an end. Futurism, the path to a Fascist society though Anarchy, demands the annihilation of the existing temporal social order and its institutions in order to start from scratch so that a more organic rebirth can occur straight though all the natural organic processes.
>the other path to a Fascist society, though totalitarianism, means utilizing the mechanical state Leviathan in order to create a protective outer shell that would fall away once a new generation has been grown that would by default act according to what was previously enforced by mechanical means of total control
>Fascism though totalitarianism allows for the weak average commoner to be a part of fascist society, but he is constantly constrained by the system to make sure he does not cause any damage to the restoration process or "incubation" of the future generation. this ensures that the new generation recives the proper education and understanding required to no longer need the strict control of totalitarianism, thus once the old weak generation dies off the system can be safely dismantled by the newer generation.
>Fascism through Anarchy requires much higher standards, it demands everyone who wishes to become part of the natural restoration to be capable of self-discipline, of having their order originate form within, otherwise they are worthless and need to be babysat all the time. thus fascism though Anarchy is more radical and does not tolerate weakness and thus the weak have no place. it also places less emphasis on the "nation" as nationalism merely serves as a vehicle of the weak in many cases.
>the Totalitarian on the other hand requires nationalism as it represents the widest extension of deeper "tribal" kinship bonds, and since humans have yet to bridge the gap where we can have intense feelings of care for non-kin the "nation" becomes a necessary fiction for the sake of unity.

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>I have foregone everything in live for my love of music
>hatched all my eggs on my enjoyment of music to see my through this life
>looking at tim videos

Fucking hell m8s, such a kick up the bollocks you would'nt believe.
What if I am the new tim?

>>72519607
Given how much i talk to myself I think I'm gonna be tim soon

Who's Tim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10HoPFEozn8

leccy card

What's FOY?

>>72519641

I have tims love of music but not his paranoid schizophrenia, but its a fine line.

Talking to yourself is not a big deal tb.h

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Ouch

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>>72519591
the Leninist-Communist Totalitarians attempted a similar idea, a "rebirth" of man as Homo-Sovieticus
but their rejection of hierarchy and unwillingness to sacrifice the weak and keep them on the narrow path lead to the breakdown of that dream.
they spread the net too wide and lost their fish.

>>72519679
what's ouch about it? it is obviously wax or peanut butter

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>>72519688

Gugu Mbatha-Raw

https://youtu.be/PNvo7hNHdrg?t=26

(male)

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about to vaporise a large amount of butane hash oil and inhale it lads

Oh boy, Ms Wood is about to perform one of her many, many songs
> let's do it, let's do it
Oh... this again...

*is fat, sweaty, greasy and mentally unfit*

You going to start posting about me too, huh /brit/? Huh???

>>72519688
who is the bodybuilder

>>72519658

Imagine being this fucked yp

>>72519717
post videos of yourself singing

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ahh
this still makes me laugh
though it may have been a bit cruel/meal

>>72519768
what happened mate? that's not Tim's hand, is it?

>>72519798
it is

>>72519768
nah it was class

>>72519798
hello newcunt

>>72519798
yeah someone sent those to him


also it had a letter like "im watching you, sunshine" or something like that

ah yes the eternal anglo

>>72519798
what?

surely you must remember when someone sent tim a picture of poley and that poor irishman that /brit/ and /eire/ like to bully (but pretend that it's the welsh git)

(don't mess with me sunshine)

>>72519768
NIDSTT?

>>72519834
poleaboo's pic says dpd
lisicki's pic says dentist

>>72519830
>(don't mess with me sunshine)
whoever sent it fucked it up, annoyingly
it's supposed to me "don't mess me about sunshine"

>>72519768
haha he babbles about how amers raising a threatening fist in the picture, thats all i can remember

My ribs are so flared

Donald DRUMF haha

*breathes*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abOAYNaE0wI

>>72519860
yes

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>>72519830
>>72519823
>>72519822
>>72519824
Is there a video or something? I've made tons of Kev OC but I tend to take big breaks from 4chan and must have missed this.

>>72519880
Post more Kev

>>72519880
one of tims YT vids

couldn't say which one but he put it in every vid for like a month after getting it sent

called the police and everything

which was the tim video where at the end you could hear someone shouting "hey tim" from outside

>>72519880
https://youtu.be/UaohdQjaH64?t=493
(or basically any video from that time period)

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At any given moment, the entirety of linear existence is occurring simultaneously, only not simultanesouly apprehended. Awareness as a divine selection process, there are different vechilces to narrow down the fullness of the cosmos. The individual human body organism construct is a very profitable way for consciousness to explore itself in detail. God does not live in detail, needs us for that. There are other vehicles for awareness to explore in detail, vehicles that don't "bump" into anything, are fluid in a sense. Geist (as Hegel describes) might be that, the spiritual world has no newtonian physics on the level of force as non-poetic, as purely cause effect phenomenon

>>72519641
i was talking to myself earlier and got a little too into it and started shouting and now i've got a sore throat

>>72519911
https://youtu.be/710PkWJhcPE?t=1089
towards the end of this one

>>72519921
FUCK is that why he's always on about the fucking dentist coming to get him? that was our fault?

>>72519952
no. he sent it because tim was paranoid about the dentist, not the other way around

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>>72519947

heard a noise outside lads and now im scared

>>72519952
nah, tim's always been suspicious of dentalign staff messing with him

and in one video vinay asks tim "do you need help?"
and tim just acts really angrily at him

Is it always bad if you have chunks of ham in your urine?

>lel so random xD
can you not?

>>72520005
only if there's peas

>>72520005
its almost certainly not ham

and yes

>>72520020
doin a poo

>>72520020
havin a wank

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wow, really making me ponder

>>72520063
>Iran and Afghanistan
Literally the fault of the west

>>72520063
i dont think this will happen
but if it did we would all be too old to do anything about it and all the kids would just be like "gosh grandad is so racist"

>>72519921
HHAHAAHA
>cyclist drops his phone and Tim says "I hope it's broken" and the cyclist asks why and Tim runs away inside
>Refers to a family with little kids wearing helmets riding bicycles as thugs trying to run him over
>The contents of the emails
>My brother has schizophrenia but i don't
>All the shit about the dentists
>The letters
Fuck me this might be the best Tim vid

>>72520079
>it's not the west's or (((the west's))) fault for niggers coming to europe
huh... you say...

>>72520108
>>>/pol/
fuck off autist

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>>72520137
"no"

The cold war should've never ended

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39319503


>Historical dramas 'limit UK black actors'


>Actress Thandie Newton has said she "can't work" in the UK because there are no roles for black and minority ethnic actors in historical dramas.
>London-born Newton said the number of costume dramas had led to "slim pickings for people of colour".

>In 2015, the star of A United Kingdom said: "We make period dramas in Britain, but there are almost never black people in them, even though we've been on these shores for hundreds of years.

>The migration of black British actors to the US has been criticised by Hollywood star Samuel L Jackson.

>He criticised the industry for hiring UK stars to play American roles, and said: "We've got a lot of brothers here that need to work too."
Why is the UK so bloody racist? Don't they know of all the blacks that have been here for hundreds of years? Also they steel black American jobs

>>72520166
good thing it hasn't eh

>>72520191
im a big fan of immersion in period dramas and it would throw me a bit if it was a black guy playing richard the third

its not a racist thing its just a matter of whether it fits for the show or not

big fan of fannies