/brit/

bit racist

hmm what's this thread

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mommy may

>>72515605
what cartoon is the janny from?

>>72515613
arthur

>>72515613
arthur

>>72515611
absolutely beauty

lovely british lass

I was saying boo-urns

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>>72515611

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unwavering beauty

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>Will you be voting for me in the upcoming elections sir?

>>72515676
scotland is not a real country

>>72515676
GNAWLEDGE

>>72515654
delete this

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>tfw no strong independent gf

>>72515676
fuck off ivan

Very very lonely desu

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39319503


>Historical dramas 'limit UK black actors'


>Actress Thandie Newton has said she "can't work" in the UK because there are no roles for black and minority ethnic actors in historical dramas.
>London-born Newton said the number of costume dramas had led to "slim pickings for people of colour".

>In 2015, the star of A United Kingdom said: "We make period dramas in Britain, but there are almost never black people in them, even though we've been on these shores for hundreds of years.

>The migration of black British actors to the US has been criticised by Hollywood star Samuel L Jackson.

>He criticised the industry for hiring UK stars to play American roles, and said: "We've got a lot of brothers here that need to work too."
Why is the UK so bloody racist? Don't they know of all the blacks that have been here for hundreds of years? Also they steel black American jobs (Black people steel)

>>72515687
next election isn't for another 3 years you senile old bat

can't stand these hoes

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>so anon, where are we going for our date night?

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>tfw bona fide /brit/ personality

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absolute banger of a tune
was listening to this at the gym earlier and got extra pumped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxCL_kT1G1s

>>72515713
looks like a chink from the thumbnail in the corner

>>72515735
ah yes, the ol' nigger infighting we've all heard about.

I've got 5 quid on the american nigger

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the eternal anime

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>ywn have a group of mates to go down the pub with
>ywn have a group chat with them
>ywn have squad photos posted on fb with them
>ywn watch the footy with them
>ywn celebrate birthdays with them
>ywn go interrailing round europe with them

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>>72515735

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i drew this what do you think

>>72515756
excellent post

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>>72515763
anime

>>72515735
Why are black Yanks so shit-tier. Even black Africans are better.

We have the best niggers, don't we folks?

got called a cracka in america earlier lads

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>>72515793

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irl anime

>>72515747
serge nubret has the best muscle genetics I've ever seen

>>72515774
literally done all that and more

top kek

>>72515802
the more I dissect her with my astute gentlemanly look, the less aesthetically pleasing her physical manifestation becomes

3/10

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>>72515763

>>72515805
roids don't hurt either
I enjoyed his book "I am…Me and God"

preferred chunky nigella 2bh

>>72515802
The girl on the right is going super sayon

>>72515863
>roids don't hurt either
literally they do

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farting gf :)

>>72515877
No they dont

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>>72515799
>>72515799

Intellectual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_y7ZZmYVPA

>>72515783
it's alright yeah

>>72515905
idiot

wish i had a cool unique first name

apparently males with obscure names are more prone to mental illness but i'm mentally ill anyway

anon, why won't you talk to me :'(

HALP!

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>>72515774
>you could have all that dude, you just gotta be more confident and outgoing!

Pissed myself on a night out for Paddy's day, only just been informed about it

>>72515958
I hope you're a fresher

>>72515939
My first name is Tabrough. Quite unique, don't recommend x

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>>72515877
every one of these bodybuilders used roids
Steve Reeves is arguably the peak of "clean" bodybuilding

he looks incredible but nothing like Nubret or Schwarzenegger

>>72515939
>tfw parents gave me a girls name

a-a-atleast its unique right...

>>72515610
Is this comic basically "cute anime girl is also a KV NEET like me!!!"?

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glad i have a good imagination so i can escape from the reality of my shitty life whenever i have a free moment

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>>72515953
horrible muscle development
>tfw you realize this is what girls think of as "peak fitness"

>>72515953
just bee yourself ^^

not a fan of potatoes

>>72515976
I meant they hurt your body

>>72515985
are you a girl? what's your cute little name then?

>>72515971
3rd year

>>72515939
makes sense

>>72515993
nope

she is more fucked up in life than a neet believe me

tells a lot of girls at the age of 30

>>72516034
>are you a girl?
no

>what's your cute little name then?
January

>>72516033
wrong

>>72516012
Can absolutely guarantee you're smaller than the guy on the left

bros imagine if janny can hide us from each other pls respond!!!!

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>>72516033
only through pain can we become stronger and overcome suffering

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>>72516058
please be my bf

>>72516058
Pfffff
At least Janus is a cool god

>>72516063
mong

>>72515973
unique but not cool

>>72516066
he looks like a flabby mess, and I've been lifting for 3 years in earnest
reckon I could ohp anyone ITT

>>72516096
wonder which one is thailad

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>>72516096
fucking weebs

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>>72516058
>Nicknames for January
>Jan, Jannie

>>72516113
Post a pic of yourself then, bet you look like shit

got triggered in fatface

>>72516096
mail bride reunion?

>>72516096
2st from the right could be handsome if he lost the weight.

*nuzzles you*

steroids shrink your balls, make you grow tits and make you go bald when you stop taking them

>>72516152
he has the only attractive bird out of the bunch

sharted in John Lewis

>>72516126
>thailand
>weebs
ummm... sweetie... x

Hate how every hates on suicideboys they actually have some good tunes

>>72516012
do you really believe girls give a shit about "peak fitness" are you on the spectrum?

>>72516177
wrong

have a t-shirt that says "get bent" on it but i'm too afraid to wear it in public

How old were you when you realised multiculturalism wasn't the natural state of things in Britain

>>72516096
me & lads

>>72516177
odd someone must have snuck some roids into me coffee for while but stopped recently then haha

might listen to drake's album but it's a bit late to start now
alarm in less than 5 hours

>>72516206
fuck off

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>M-mummy

wish I would just get cancer

>browse a random board
>/fa/
>first thread I see
>"boys in skirts"

>>72516214
>listening to entire albums

pretentious twat

>>72516251
this

still praying you get it la x

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>>72516140
>>72516186
Here
Girls don't know what they want
and those guys do look a bit shit, its the cheerleader effect but with men.

>>72516251
If it's in any consolation, you're a cancer to this general at least

https://www.reddit.com/r/autofellatio/

found my favourite subreddit

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>>72516177
Business idea: just don't stop taking them and be like sly stallone

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>>72516246
>not posting actual mummy

gtfo

>>72516251
what type

>>72516256
oh fuck off you runt
bet you listen to youtube rips

>>72516185
edge

>>72516268
Yep, you're smaller than the guy on the left of the pic

>>72516295
link the reddit thread for this

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The gf

Do you like her eyebrows? I drew them on myself.

>>72516268
man shut yo dumb ass up they all look better than you and me as a matter of fact

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you probably thought i was asleep and you're right i was but i woke up because i forgot to turn the computer off and it started making noises.

anyway, fuck animeweebshitters.

not reading any of your replies.

night.

wish I could get recruitment to spread propaganda through online communities

>>72516341
like her chebs

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Making preparations for /bellygf2018/

>>72516363
I do it for free

if im going to be called a lefty cuck I want the funding as well

>>72516268
Mate at absolute best you're about the same size as the lad on the left

>>72516353
if that's what people consider to be "looking good" I think I'm alright on my current path

>>72516313
t. has listened to paris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNrpIa5PKok

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Fuck Yanks. Canada will burn your white house again.
Fuck Dixie shit you lost the civil war faggots get over it.
Fuck Poles for destroying the EU by flooding the UK with their shit tier scum.
Fuck the EU for allowing 3rd world Eastern Euro scum in.

Think my mate's gf roommate is trying to flirt with me. Keeps complimenting my hair and clothes.

babestation

>>72516406
Genuinely excellent post, agree with all of that

>>72516418
Make a move

>>72516399
you better stop taking roids faM, shits messing with your head

>>72516401
I'm just not a dweeb

hey brits
where can i stream some movies in good quality desu

>>72516439
Not sure I want to or can. I'm a KHV.

>>72516406
>Canada ever burned the white house

Sweetie

I still wank over the time my nympho ex licked my cock through my jeans

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based

>>72516466
youtube.com

>>72516466
rt (full-stop dot) ru

>>72516466
123 movies

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Richard Spencer is a """""closet""""" GAY cabaret fan.

1/4

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Whew

Might throw myself down the stairs

>>72516521
loads of fascists were gay

HUGE
INTERNET
FIGHT

>>72516466
www.netflix.com
www.amazon.com

If you're not a filthy criminal and a theif

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>>72516521

Listen to Richard Spencer talk on stage and his GAY fruitiness comes through in his mannerisms and voice.

2/4

I still wank over the time a girl looked me in the eye and smiled

>>72516543
its the uniforms

would RAVAGE 1999 emilia fox

>>72516521
Literally who

>>72516455
I love to kill small wild animals. I love to watch them die. I stab them in the head and they wiggle and squirm all over the place, and then just stop. I'm thinking about moving up to bigger animals, do you want to be my next victim? I'll cut you with a knife and watch your faces turn real white. I love all that blood haha.

>>72516560
>>72516543
Spencer pretends to be a straight family man out to save """""white"""" America.

He's frustrated because he has to suppress his GAYness.

3/4

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>>72516551
>giving money to yanks

http://www.unilad.co.uk/life/guy-whos-visited-every-country-in-the-world-reveals-his-favourite-place/
>Algeria, due to the crazy western media, gets almost zero tourism but it’s an awesome country. The People are super friendly, the food is delicious, the sights, the Sahara, everything!
I love the Irish even more now. We "get" each other <3

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>>72516605

Pic related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMvO_gqS5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLuE_olJpPM
Any of you lads know of any more high budget kung-kino tv series?

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>>72516605
>>72516627

4/4

Faggot confirmed

>>72516627
There is nothing wrong with being gay

Would RAVAGE 2002 Shakira.

Really don't care about some nazi/not nazi yank desu

>>72516439
pawn to e6

>>72516677
filthy degenerate

>>72516681

She was hot in those jeans. Turned me on to Colombian women

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he's here

>>72515407
ye

need a maddie fanny on my face

https://www.t-51.com/madison-rose-2017-03-11/

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recently started practising Yi Jin Jing (Shaolin boxing) every morning before my tea to get my muscles ready and blood flowing
I see it as a more aggressive version of Yoga to improve my flexibility and unite my will with my physical body.

Oasis are unironically great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJKpUH2kJQg

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>>72516711
Here's a new one to complete your collection. I can autograph them for you if you want.

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>recently started practising Yi Jin Jing (Shaolin boxing) every morning before my tea to get my muscles ready and blood flowing
>I see it as a more aggressive version of Yoga to improve my flexibility and unite my will with my physical body.

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>>72516677
>There is nothing wrong with being gay

except when you're a gay basher

>>72516711
>that fucking nose

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>175

>>72516612
>>72516784
good 'dora

>>72516786
Don't know who that twat is, don't care. Nothing wrong with being gay.

>>72516766
Never been even a question
Their cockiness is just costly signaling, like look at us we're so good that we're in business despite being obnoxious. Just like Zlatan. But underneath all that they are indeed good.

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Tell me, where can the most revolutionary body of individuals be found in industrialized nations? Is it the traditional Marxists? Is it the anarchists? The anti-facists? The fascists? The conscious proletarian?

Wrong.

The NEET is the revolutionary. The NEET is the progressive and "conscious." The NEET is the only true Marxist.

The NEET is not complicit with the capitalist system. The NEET avoids complicity and exploitation of his labor by providing none of it. Welfare is the lifeblood of the revolutionary struggle of the NEET. The bourgeoisie gives welfare to the proletarian to mitigate and snub the revolutionary spirit and to ameliorate their conscious. The proletarian then continues its seditious complicity by continuing to work the capital which provides welfare (which is merely a tiny fraction of the exchange value invented by the bourgeoisie). In this way the proletarian, the laborer, if claimed conscious, has only peered onto another shadow and not left the cave.

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>>72516786
>you can't glorify hetrosexual love and the traditional family while being gay as fuck

might go for a walk

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>>72516822
>>72516820
>>72516817
>>72516803
>>72516801
>>72516786
>>72516784
>>72516774

The conscious NEET on the other hand, as stated, avoids complicity whilst turning the exploitation of the bourgeois against them and cutting into their profit. The NEET will lead the revolution as starting from the traditional Marxist perspective of the industrialized nation composed of the two warring classes:

Proletarian (thesis) + Automation (antithesis) = Citizens who cannot create use value (synthesis)

Citizens who cannot create use value + fearful/guilty bourgeoisie = Perpetually expanding welfare state

Expanding welfare state + Citizens who cannot create use value = Expanding NEET class

Expanding NEET class (at critical mass) + decreasing proletarian class = dead market, less consumers (because in time welfare citizens won't be able to buy things in a failing market where most of the consumers have imaginary money from a dying economy where no consumer actually contributes to the GDP)

Dead market + existing bourgeoisie = Powerless bourgeoisie

Two remaining classes (NEETs and Brgz) + automated but dead market = Post-scarcity

Post-scarcity + private automated capital = automated socialized property

automated socialized property + society = Communist society

Once the amount of NEETs reaches critical mass globally will the twilight of capitalism and exploitation begin. Everywhere NEETs are, just by virtue of their existence, participating in revolutionary behavior. The NEETs have nothing to lose but their chains.

NEETS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

kinks desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLs09J_x6-c

>>72516820
I think they're just northern chavs that happened to get really big

>>72516846
That's quite a long post ngl

>>72516801
It's a photoshop. That faggot took the time to photoshop my picture.
Regularly get compliments on my nose. Just last time a girl said I look like the brother of lady gaga. Taught her about aquiline noses and olive oil.

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Hello

>>72516867
best yank post so far

would being a mensa member look good on a cv? because i've got fuckall else

Reckon as a collective we should all start doing yoga

At a certain time every week all the /brit/ lads would follow along to a yoga video and then afterwards we would discuss it

>>72516774
Something about your face looks so infantile 2bh

20th march

another day to accomplish nothing

soon it'll be 21st march

ah time the greatest enemy

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>>72516901

>>72516901
babies are bald
stop feeding him

>>72516861
The thing with pop music is that you're operating under heavy constraints that define the genre. Comparing them to musicians in other, less constrained styles is unfair. But not even speaking of What's the story and their other global hits, a song as simple as songbird is exemplary of good pop songs writing.

>>72516924
thought this was a boring film desu, not sure why it was so hyped

>>72516881
>when compared to women elsewhere in the UK
Don't think it's news to anyone that there's more blacks in England than in NI

>>72516901

Maybe you're gay

Considering adding "but yeah I've got a big dick so swipe right" to the end of my profile

Thoughts?

>>72517002
swipe down

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>>72516959
this is why trump won

>>72516959
WTF is he devaluing feminism?!

>>72516953
I know they're good but their attitude, they act like what they are northern working class lads from a rough area.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8V26QkVuew

>>72517002
I just have that pic of me pointing at the camera and the words (You) as my tinder. Works like a charm on the individualistic masses

say it frenchie, say chowDAH

>>72517061
Quite like the Kinks 2bqh

>>72517067
showdieur

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online dating is so fucking weird to me

i guess it's because i grew up in a small town of only 3k people where everyone knows everyone

driving for hours to hook up for sex seems like a ridiculous thing to do

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>2:30am already
so tired

>>72517064
>thailand
literally anything would work as long as you are white. I hacked my location to bangkok once and got 10 matches within an hour

>>72516965
le e-pig reddit adventure bearfight man story

30mg of ritalin straight up the nostril

30ml of cock straight up the shitter

redpill me on the Epipsestis medialis

>>72517064
you could have a photo of you squatting with a turd visibly protruding from your arse and get matches as a white man in thailand

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*blocks your path*

done a poo

hankering for a wank now

>>72517137
Or so goes the popular belief. Truth is those 10 matches were probably 30+ years old fat single moms with tattoos. Running on white privilege alone can only get you so far. The best women aren't into foreigners.

350mg of weed straight in the rolling machine

Black man walks into a bar
Asks for a drink
Pays for it and sits down with his friends
Pays for the first round once everyone's there
When they're done he leaves with his friends

>>72517220
>tfw even weaker than this actual gay

>>72517226
that being said getting a foreign girl isn't really any more difficult than getting a local one.
easier if you're a bit charming and handsome at least.

>>72517217
I'm not exactly white and have an arab first name. That evens things out.

redpill me on the League of Communists of Macedonia

>>72517226
not true. next time you see thailad ask him to post his tinder webm. it is him swiping through like 30 matches and they are "top of the line"

>>72517109
Glad the UK is small

Redpill me on the West Midlands mayor elections 2017

>>72517249
Yep. I'd say it's even easier. The ones on vacation are mostly here to fuck. But then she would leave at some point.

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>>72517229
CALL THA COPS

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>72517226
Absolute bollocks. heavy damage control when you realise nobody is impressed by you, faggot

>>72517274
The inaugural West Midlands mayoral election will be held on 4 May 2017 to elect the Mayor of the West Midlands, (subsequent elections will be held May 2020 and then every four years after that).

The election will be the first election for a governing body covering the entire West Midlands since the 1981 West Midlands County Council election.

i'm the coolest person in this thread by far

>>72517252
hahaha you're acting like you deserve a medal for getting matches in thailand

m8 it's a lot easier than a lot of countries

redpill me on the Miombo scrub robin

>>72517299
Thanks. Do you support the publication of the M6 toll road?

Redpill me on Jammy Dodgers

>>72517306
actually i am the coolest

should i get senran kagura estival versus

>>72517358
all the world's top scientists have concluded that in fact it's me who's the coolest

are you going to argue with science?

*skateboards into thread with cap backward*

I'm the coolest one in the thread now

>>72517361
Absolutely not

>>72516867
Someone faceswap everyone to the girl on the right pls.

>>72517376
in fact i am a scientist myself and can confirm that the study which decided you were the coolest was flawed in the first place, therefore i am cooler than you

>>72517420
there's only two other people facing the camera face on

>>72517407
why

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Seriously why is time going so quick
Only 4 hours until the alarm now reeeeee I can't do wageslavery anymore

How are you in one on one situations?

>>72517435
So it will be quick and easy. It's a good face anon.

>>72517220
I like to think that this is turtlemong

*motorcycles into thread without wearing a helmet with a girl on the bike behind me*
*takes off sunglasses and combs back hair*

so i heard there's a cool contest here

>>72517479
depends on who it is

might start smoking cigarettes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OQvH90hKEw

choon lads

>>72517439
They're all dreadful button-mashers whose only appeal is officially noncery in this country, what's it got going for it?

aussies are quite cool in general but the posters itt are bottom of the pile outcasts

>>72517479
fuck off

Destiny's IQ must be off the charts

>>72517439
They're mediocre beat 'em ups that literally only appeal to weebs too thick to realise they can read all the ecchi manga they want for free.

>>72517368
>aight jez just snorted a 6V battery, off me bollocks right now

>>72517515
>>72517556
i heard estival versus is actually good, and is more a musou than beat-em-up

shaved my left arm
feels weird
other arm looks stupid now

>>72517572
try shaving your legs

>>72517524
*drifts into thread in mustang*

hahaha am I not cool???

>>72517368
>Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere. Hardly the hottest ticket in town darling.

>>72517564
Musous are shit tier genre, the CoD clone of Japan. Don't listen to /v/. The past few years have fucked their heads and now they blindly support anything they feel will annoy SJWs.

Lefty human trash

>>72517510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso

get rekt

>>72517585
you think I'm some kind of bender?

*Lands into thread from my propeller hat*
I believe this contest is officially...
*strikes a match on my flashing-light trainers and lights a Mayfair*
...over
*plays the solo to Ocean Man on my Les Paul™ air guitar*

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who remembers purple aki

>>72517612
hmm
>shaved my left arm
yes

going to have a cookie (biscuits for our friends across the sea) and watch some anime then its lights out

>>72517613
pack it in lads, we have a winner

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Spilled boiling hot pot noodle all over my bollocks

>>72517642
>the yank is hungry
tickle me surprised

*walks into thread*
*throws a water bottle filled 1/4 with water behind myself*
*lands on the bottom*
*Uptown Funk starts playing*

more like lowtestiny lmao

>>72517469
You'll be reet desu. Have any trouble getting out of bed usually?

>>72517596
i'll stick with nitroplus blasterz and rabi ribi then

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Deep

*appears via pentagram*
Everyone else's chances of winning this cool competition have gone up in...
*roars while my body roars into searing fire*
FLAAAAAAAAAAAMESSSS

business proposition: mutual friendship with me

*commits suicide*
*comes back as a beetlejuice ghost*

>>72517629
Should have coloured his skin in purple

-8/10 meme

>>72517663
t. feminist

>>72517572
its probably the arm thats shaven that looks weird

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kabul

is fatcam about

>>72517663
at least laci green has cracking tits

>>72517708
fatcam was never here you mong

>>72517688
i didnt make it

>>72517715
yes he was you absolute fucking faggot

business idea: end my life

how do you pronounce musou
moo sew
mooshoo
help me out lads or burn for fucking eternity in Hell

>>72517722
>faggot

foy

>>72517740
chup

>>72517721
But YOU posted it and did not take the onus upon yourself

>>72517740
muh-sow

>tfw no Jewish leftie gf who doesn't shave

what is foy i do not understand

>>72517764
rhymes with kapow?

>>72517772
friendly ol' yank

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Zen points directly to the human heart, see into your nature and become Buddha

>>72517766
alri Rubenstein

>>72517740
moo so

might start a cult for laughs

>>72517772
t. Hunter Sampson

>>72517777
Genuinely have no idea, all your vowels are completely fucked

>>72517791
hello you dumb fucking weeb

>>72517708
alri

>>72517802
youve not got an inkling who youre dealing with
not a single one
VERY disappointing

>>72517805
*nods*

>>72517819
Are you taking fucking liberties? I'll moo-show you your place, pathetic worm. Grovel.

new
>>72517856
>>72517856
>>72517856

>>72517853
shut up you fucking mollusc or I'll send your chin into orbit