Colombians, what do you guys think about Brazil and Brazilians?

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Do Columbians think Brazilians want bananas?

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>>72512157

>>72512157
>>72512196
Fuck off, please

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>>72512217
Do Columbians think Brazilians want bananas in their anuses?

>>72511986
both shitholes, bananas or cocaine?

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>>72512292
hue

>>72512317
Fuck off
>>72512292
Americans like Mexicans in their anuses.

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Qurumiña is Peruvian.

>>72512408
>>> brchan also that one is edited you ladron cabron

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>>72512217
OOH OOO AH AH

>>72511986
I thought it was just me but it seems that a lot people here see Brazil as a big portugese Colombia, so i guess it's good in overall

>>72513119
Is this enough to live a month in Colombia? http://www.xe.com/currencyconverter/convert/?Amount=3000&From=BRL&To=COP

>>72513321
Depends on the city but you can live pretty cozy with that

>>72513436
Is it enough to live a month in Medellín?

I'm thinking about living in Medellín for a month just to learn Spanish

>>72513547
Medellin is a nice city but it's probably the 2nd most expensive one after Cartagena, it's enough to live in a good neighborhood and get everything you need, but you may want to consider other options if you want to save some money

>>72512384

Fuck off.

>>72513792
No, you fuck off

>>72513763
What are the cheapest but good cities of Colombia?

>>72514201
If you want other cities in the paisa area Manizales and Armenia are good options, you can also go to one of Medellin's neighbor cities like Itagüi or Sabaneta, even tho they're almost like Medellin, but a little bit cheaper
Cucuta and Bucaramanga are good options too, not as cheap as the other ones i listed but cheaper than Medellin and also considerably big

>>72511986

This >>72513119
I like Brazil, I've been learning portuguese for quite a while and most Brazilians I've talked to have been bros

>>72514639
Do people from those cities have a strong accent?

>>72514639
I can say the same about Colombians.

>>72511986
Brazilians are bros in my book. used to work with a hell lot of brazilians, most of them from curitiba and sao paulo at a call center here. they were mostly exchange students making some extra bucks on the side

>>72512377
More like Trapinho

>>72514805
Yes, but it's pretty easy to understand, especially the ones from the paisa area since we talk pretty slow and pronunciate everything correctly (unlike argies, or spaniards or caribbeans)

Both of these countries have separatists who want to secede because of their wealth

>>72515042
What do you guys think it's offensive to say or to do in Colombia?

>>72515042
>paisa area
ome ome ome ome ome ome ome ome
pues?

>>72515042
>pronunciate everything correctly
Don't you fuckers call frijoles "fritoles"?
My favorite Colombian camwhore told me about that

>>72515202
errrrrthing is offensive here, not even kidding.

>>72515251
no, we call them fríjoles with stress on "fri".

>>72515258
Could you be more specific?

>>72515202
i think that's something you should check by yourself, i can't really tell you because i don't really know how to tell what's offensive and what's not apart, but it's surely not how >>72515258 says

>>72515202
Most people are pretty butthurt about everything related to cocaine, but other than that I can't think of anything particularly offensive

>>72515169
Am I right?

>>72515487
The only thing resembling of separatism in Colombia is Antioquia and the paisa region but it's always more of a "hey, wouldn't it be cool if we were independent or federal at least? Yeah, cool, whatever" and never a serious separatist movement

>>72515313
>asking a culombian for specificity
Culombians are masters of vagueness m8. If you're coming here looking for grills, you'll have a hard time as they'll tell you one thing and then do the exact opposite. I've talked to a couple of pasty white girls at work and they all seem to prefer pardos over euro looking people. You might be a south brazilians of pure viking lineage and thay're not gonna bat an eye. It baffles me.

>>72515487
Colombia is too round for separatism, it only exists on long countries.

>>72513547
It's a good money in any Colombian city, except Bogotá. I live in Cali, a city no so nice like Medellin but cheaper

>>72515954
That's also a pretty tight budget for Cartagena and maybe San Andres

>>72515712
>>72515954
What do you guys think of your neighbours + Mexico, Argentina, Uruguay and Spain Spanish?

>>72515202
Do not ask for drugs, do not say anything about the FARC or guerrillas in general, talk football only with a cool dude, do not flirt with a girl at least if she do it first. People are usally violent and more when they drink, so if you want to get drunk, do it with friends.

>>72516077
>Panama
Not too fond of it. Too caribbean.
>Venezuela
I have a fetish for venezuelan girl accent and thankfully there are lots at my workplace
>Ecuador
Don't like
>Mexico
Neutral. It doesn't bother me.
>Argentina
Funny. I like the accent desu
>Uruguay
Similar to porteño with slight differences. I like it
>Spain
Most people don't like, but it's kind of interesting to me. I like the fact that it shares a lot of similarities with the way we speak and the words we use.

>>72516191
>do not say anything about the FARC or guerrillas in general
w-why
I thought I could maybe make some banter about it.

>>72516282
Hell no. You might end up saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.

are girls really as pretty in these two countries as the memes say?
Mexican women are not good looking

>>72516191
>talk football only with a cool dude
Why? Would I get in a fight?

>>72516324
No. Rule #1: Don't believe in memes

>>72516077
>Panama
They're Colombia, i like the caribbean so i like them
>Venezuela
They're commie evil Colombia, fuck those guys
>Ecuador
They're Peru + Colombia, i like them
>Peru
They're cool
>Mexico
Probably biggest friend, even tho i hate their media
>Argentina
Smug cunts but i guess they're still bros
>Uruguay
The same as Argentina
>Spain
They're ok, i don't really have a strong opinion about Spain

>>72516077
I like Mexico, in fact I want to live there for some years.
Here people think Argentines are arrogant but I love their sense of humor
I do not care Venezuela, the big media are so aware of them that they make me puke
I love Peruvian food and the llamas
I hate spanish people, most of them are racist and thieves
By the way, I think Brazil is a cool place

>>72516324
they're better on average than in other countries, but that doesn't mean that every girl is a 8/10

>>72516282
Yeah. People here kills for nothing

>>72516332
Yeah. People here kills for nothing

>>72516490
you must live in a shit place if someone has been killed for a joke

Parcero, colombia is a shithole

>>72516419
I'd like to visit Mexico as well, but I've heard they're not too fond of us. I had a couple mexican friends at uni last year and hanging out with them was the shit. I love their sense of humour

>>72516208

I'm that NZ anon who wants to travel throughout South America one day
I want to go because of the culture, animals, food, nature, etc, but I have heard that there are attractive grills in South America, so of course if I travelled in South America I would like to know where the pretty girls live so if I want to get laid I can go to that area
Also how to people get to the galapogas islands?
Do you go by boat or plane?

>>72516460
>>72516347
I always heard about how Colombia has the most beautiful women in the world (and Brazil the THICC goddesses etc)

I met one Colombian girl and she was really cute and only here for a week. The thing is Mexican girls are so bad I got bad taste for anything south of the border, maybe all the pretty ones are still in Mexico but fuck man we get the dark fat gremlins

>>72516629
The prettiest girls in south America are in South Brazil, central Argentina, Uruguay Everywhere in colombia sauf the pacific coast and the amazon, everywhere in Venezuela, Guayas and manabi provinces in Ecuador and maybe some places throughout Chile. paraguayans are ok as well

>>72516419
>>72516390
But I was refering to their versions of Spanish

>>72516654
>>72516703
wut

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>>72516703
Here's the post I'm linking, the thread was deleted

>>72516706
Thanks man
What does sauf mean?

>>72516742
Now you have to tell us where can we find pretty kiwi girls and don't you dare play the "kiwi women are ugly"

>>72516706
>>72516731
and is it possible to link pruned threads?

I keep deleting and reposting this: >>72516703
because I was trying to get it to link to a pruned thread
Or can it only link archived posts?

>>72516731
well
>Panama
caribbean accent, i like it on girls but it's very hard to understand
>Venezuela
caribbean accent too, kind of cuban, not that hard to understand in comparation with the other ones from the caribbean
>Ecuador
peruvian accent, pretty funny
>Peru
funny accent and very neutral
>Mexico
shit accent but not too hard to understand
>Argentina
hard to understand, funny and i really, really like it
>Uruguay
the same as Argentina x2
>Spain
shit accent, hard to understand, they don't even talk correctly

>>72516282
Just do it with friends, it's not like you can't say the word FARC

>>72516332
People are exaggerating, you won't get in any trouble if you are not discussing it with a nea (kinda the same that paulistas call "nóia")

>>72516703
>Also how to people get to the galapogas islands?
that's in Ecuador, i think they get in by boat but idk

>>72516191
dude you're really exagerating a lot, are you the anon from cali? it would explain everything

>>72516858
Go to Auckland, there will be enough attractive girls there
The other places there isn't as many

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>>72511986
Tbh, I would like to live in Rio and find a local gf with a nice bunda there.

t. Col

>>72516827
sauf= except

>>72516858
I haven't been to Auckland in my entire life so I don't actually know, but I've heard there are lots of attractive girls, so that would be the best place to go for women in NZ

>>72516922
they get there by plane mainly

>>72516933
So in Colombia the north, east, and centre are the best places for girls?
and how do you know what the girls in Venezuela are like?
Isn't it nearly north korea tier and extremely difficult to enter?

>>72516957
Kiwiland is the best place on earth m8. Why even bother thinking about coming to this mess of a continent?

>>72516957
I keep getting ads on my facebook wall from your ministry of immigration or something offering working holiday visas for up to 2 years there, is it hard to find a job there? engineer here

>>72517057
M8, don't derail my thread

>>72516957
Please don't answer him

>>72517016
Venezuelan girls are GOAT. not even memeing. Some of them might be freaking golddiggers, but that doesn't change the fact that they're ridicoulously hot. Entering venezuela is pretty easy, the thing is that the place is not so safe right now. I hope the situation improves soon though

>>72516731
ohh sorry

>Panama
For me it's hard to understand

>Ecuador
Funny accent but they talk clear

>Peru
I dont like their accent

>Mexico
Funny accent and I love it,


>Argentina and Uruguay
They talk like italians, it's nice heard them

>Spain
Shitty accent

>>72517016
Tbf with you, venezuela and colombia are almost the same shit demographically speaking. When I hear a venezuelan I have a hard time differentiating their accent from the colombian caribbean coast accent. Most venezuelans could pass as colombians and vice versa. Secession was a mistake desu

>>72517016
>So in Colombia the north, east, and centre are the best places for girls?
yes, the best places are probably Barranquilla if you like darker girls or Medellin if you like lighter girls

>and how do you know what the girls in Venezuela are like?
there are a lot of venezuelans in colombia and people in here gives too much credit to venezuelan girls anyways, they are not better nor worst than colombian girls, i really can't differentiate them from locals

>>72517102
it's not like we can't answer to both, you know

>>72517196
Viva la gran colombia

>>72517030
South Island is an amazing island, but it gets boring living in the same island my entire life
I want to visit somewhere else
Europe doesn't interest me
Only Asian country I'm interested in is Japan, but Japan is extremely expensive
Africa would be amazing for wildlife, but would be dogshit for everything else
Middle east would be cool for architecture, but that's about it
Australia would be amazing for wildlife and coral reefs, but that's about it
Only regions I would absolutely love to visit are North and South America, because it seems like a vibrant and cool culture with good food and interesting wildlife

>>72517130
Thanks for the secret man, I've never heard anything about Venezuelan girls, obviously the communism has scared people away from visiting it
I heard that Venezuela has scenery like in the movie UP
That would be cool to visit

>>72517200
m8, Anglos attract another anglos and they would turn this thread into a dick contest shitposting.

>>72517057
Sane here. I keep getting ads on FB telling me to immigrate to NZ, AUS or CAN. I've actually thought about it but I'm scared to go alone and start fom scratch leving everything behind. How was your experience in Canada? At least Canada is a 6 hour flight from this place

>>72517057
Half of NZ works in Australia, there are lots of labour jobs here, but for work like engineering go to aussie

>>72517196
Wait how come your countries divided?
I didn't know you guys used to be one country
Were Venuzuelans communist rebels who seceded?

>>72517200
Thanks man
My head may be a bit racist but my dick isn't, so I would love to try out girls of different races, so both cities would be great for me

>>72517362
Our government keeps wanting immigrants because they want Auckland to become a worldclass metropolis to break away from the stereotype that all of NZ is like my island, the south island (mountains and dairy farms and cows)

>>72517362
Those are most likely scam sites unless they come directly from the government.

Canada is great but it's fucking cold 6 months a year no matter where you go, if you're fine with that, go ahead.

Economy-wise, the country has been struggling since the oil crisis began, but it's not bad if you work in finance/services/healthcare/IT.

Australia has higher wages and better wheather though, if you don't mind living far from Colombia, you might as well give it a try.

>>72517403
>Were Venuzuelans communist rebels who seceded?
not commies at that time, but they where liberals and didn't like our conservative government so they seceded along with ecuatorians

>>72517341
just keep asking everything you want to know, i don't think it's a problem having another guy on the thread

>>72516623
I don't think Mexicans have a bad opinion about Colombians. I think we see you as friends.

>>72517542
Does Venezuela and Ecuador have people that want to reunite with Colombia?
Your country would become more powerful if it was larger

>>72517403
Here's an English dude Vlogging his life in Colombia so you can get a glimpse of life here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWo_2U2-VX-wC3u9OoBRk2A

Here's an aussi who runs a realty business here:
https://www.youtube.com/user/samaza

And here's an american who ended up settling here: https://www.youtube.com/user/williamzachmorris

They're pretty proficient at spanish, now.


Oh, and here's a video of a Kiwi who opened a vegetarian hipster restaurant in bogota's historic district: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHk5hIH0iMk&t=32s

>>72517403
Venezuela is not an commie country, that it's a fucking meme. Colombia, Ecuador and Venezuela was a country called "Great Colombia" when Bolivar (a Venezuelan guy with large sideburns) was the commander of independence of these nations. As usual, people in the power was corrupted with nationalits ideas. As says anon, venezuela and colombia have great similiraties (same language, same corrupt system, same food, same women)

>>72517603
No, I think no. Big media feed the idea of us are differents countries

>>72517603
>Does Venezuela and Ecuador have people that want to reunite with Colombia?
i don't know but i don't really think so, in that time what we know today as Colombia had all the power so i don't think anyone but colombians want to reunite

>>72517638
>>72517341
talking about vloggers, you may want to see this guy, he is traveling through all South America and started with Colombia, he's been in Cartage, Medellin and Armenia (he went to Cali, but felt "unsafe" in there so he changed his rute and went to Armenia for like a month and then came back to Medellin), he gives the price of almost every thing he buys so you can get an idea of the price of things in here

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNa8k40siGatjhUX5aTL77Q

>>72517754
that dude could easily pass as a caleño if it wasn't for his broken spanish.

>>72517603
I doubt it, which is a shame, Gran Colombia really had potential to be a super power, that of course assuming there would be no corruption which sadly is pretty unlikely

>>72517603
The ideea is quite popular in Ecuador an Colombia but not so much in Vnezuela. As fucked up as it sound considering we could help them get their shit together faster and more easily if they adopted our policies

>>72517861
On top of that they're somwhat butthurt towards as because during the 60's through the 80's around 5 million colombians migrated there following the oil shekels and fleeing the violence at the time. Venezuela was a fucking superpower at the time, now roles have reversed and they come here but some of them still look down on us as they used to be wealthier

>>72517754
>>72517638
what I'm suprised with these Vlogs are that the cities are clean and tidy
All I see in my city depressing greyness and run down houses and roads everywhere

>>72517649
So Venezuela's intentions were good (socialism) but then corruption ruined its original goal

Brazilian Bumbum vs Colombian Culo

Who wins?

>>72515042
>the ones from the paisa area
>pronunciate everything correctly
hope you're joking

>>72517966
brazilian

>>72517962
Fuck no. Our cities are nowhere close to kiwi cities in terms of cleanliness or general aspect

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>>72517966
Japanese お尻

>>72517966
brazilians but only the ones in Rio who are incredibly fit

>>72517991
¿va a decir que no?

>>72518070
Los pastusos son los que mejor claridad tienen al pronunciar....

>>72518023
Most cities in NZ are clean and tidy, it's just I live in a shithole city that's run down and is one of the most polluted city in NZ
People burn their garbage everyother day which means I often wakeup to disgusting toxic smells
Nobody has mufflers on their cars where I live
Just depressing greyness everywhere

>>72517962
socialism is not good m8

>>72518122
Absolutely this
I don't know why most people on /int/ shill for socialism
I hate rampant capitalism as well, as it lets dairy farmers pollute all the waterways so you can't drink and swim in rivers, but socialism strips people of their freedoms
I wish people would see that a balance in the middle is best

>>72518070
Wait so are girls in Rio actually really attractive?
I thought that was just a meme

>>72518115
why don't you move to somewhere else? You make it sound pretty 3rd world-ish but I can guarantee you it's nowhere near the dogshit people from any country on this continent deals with on a daily basis

>>72516191
>Do not ask for drugs,
why not?when i lived in colombia for a while i used to ask for drugs a lot lel

>>72518184
They have just good facial aesthetics but what it's outstanding it's how fit they are

>>72518184
Best bunda is in Floripa but don't tell anyone.

>>72517962

>All I see in my city depressing greyness and run down houses and roads everywhere

That is just when rain goes down, it rains a lot in Bogota and probably in other parts as well we are in winter season

>>72518233
talk for yourself, i live comfy in here

>>72518286
seems you misunderstood that dude, he's saying the NZ guy lives worse than us.

>>72515671
But why they have these ideas?

>>72518286
You are a fucking pleb

>>72518302
he never said that, and it's not like it cant be true

>>72518340
reading that post again i realized my mistake,my bad; well still we are not as miserable as he thinks.

>>72518326
and you must be a provinciano or live in a shithole like Bogota or Cali

>>72518318
because we don't want nothing to do with the rest of this country, we have our own identity and culture, and we would be better as an independent country

>>72518264
Bogota actually has less hours of sunshine than Vancouver. It might be on the same level of London.

>>72518326
Because they are arrogant

>>72518376

En eso estamos de acuerdo, Colombia sería un mejor país sin los paisas lacras y las putas paisas

>>72518376
lmaoing hard my man

>>72518233
My family live here

>>72518259
Thanks man, I definitely won't be sharing that info with anyone online or in real life

>>72518256
Girls with average faces and amazing bodies are fucking hot because you think they're average until they wear a bikini or something

>>72518412
¡asi es que me gusta! ¡saquennos de esta belleza de pais! no nos lo merecemos, por favor saquennos

>>72518415
>Girls with average faces and amazing bodies are fucking hot
i agree

they are very rare though, girls with good faces hog all the good bodies

>>72512157
Don't think Canadians care too much about us

>>72518444
Pretty hard to notice sarcasm on the net my friend, i almost think you are not fond of your country.

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>>72518484
i love my country, how can i not love it?

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>because we don't want nothing to do with the rest of this country, we have our own identity and culture, and we would be better as an independent country

Average paisa

>>72518524
do u live in medellin? i lived in rionegro for a while teaching english. great memories

>>72518524
you need to leave your house more often man. You're thinking like a 15 yo edgy kid

>>72518318
The main reason people say is that we contribute a lot of money to the central government but don't get enough in return

>>72518376
Separating from Colombia would be pretty dumb, what we need is federalism

>>72518617

BTW what is the closest translation of "Edgy" at our language?

>>72518565
yes, how was rionegro like? i know it's pretty cold and rains a fucking lot

>>72518643
more like a confederation

>>72518678
maybe we can use "marica" as umbrella word for that concept.

Take Minas Gerais, change its official language to Spanish and make people listen to cumbia instead of sertanejo. Literally Colombia.

>>72518524
It'd be great if Antioquia was superior to the other departments. However, Cundinamarca, Casanare, Santander and even fkin Valle del Cauca are more developed and have a higher HDI. The reality is that Antioquia needs the rest of the country more than the rest of the country needs Antioquia

>>72518725
>It'd be great if Antioquia was superior to the other departments.
we are

>However, Cundinamarca, Casanare, Santander and even fkin Valle del Cauca are more developed and have a higher HDI.
>HDI
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>The reality is that Antioquia needs the rest of the country more than the rest of the country needs Antioquia
then please kick us! you don't need us! take out these dirty paisas out of your paradise! we don't deserve it! please!!!!

>>72518689
rionegro is a bit of a shithole but had charm nonetheless, i used to go medellin at weekends. but yeah antioquia is a great region, places like marinilla and el carmen are probably about as nice as colombia gets i imagine

>>72518718
This. Colombia is literally Minas Gerais + Esposito Santo. I added the latter to avoid getting landlocked

>>72518115
>burning their garbage
Whoa, even here people stopped doing that
Hope you can move from that city

>>72518799
Espirito*

>>72518782
>please kick us
You spastic can't get more autistic than this

>>72518782
btw both Santanderes are good departments but Antioquia is still better

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all colombians look like this

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>>72518799
Minas Gerais is actually a lot like Colombia: comfy village-cities with lots of colonial architecture, great weather, scenic nature, good industry, nice food, and donkeyshagging monkeys to the north. Colombia is overall much wealthier because you pay much less taxes and you also don't lose 70% of your GDP to a corrupt monkey government.

>>72518812
I want to fucking leave as other cities look much nicer (except christchurch which is a bogan earthquake stricken shithole)
Most cities in NZ abide by the law and don't allow bullshit like garbage burnoffs and cars driving around with no mufflers
but my family is here and they don't want me to move cities because that means I'll hardly ever visit them because of the cost to travel between cities (petrol is expensive in nz)
I'll probably end up moving because I've had enough of this shithole

>>72519033
Only faras

>>72519033
That's you average caleño. People from the coffee region or santanderes don't look like that

>>72518678
Radical, pataletudo, inmaduro. Que se yo, no creo que exista una traducción exacta

>>72519096
>calenos
hehe but theyre friends i made from antioquia

>>72519037
That looks really comfy
Looks like the southern states of America, but with Mediterranean buildings

>>72519037
it looks exactly like the coffee region with smaller mountains

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>>72519119
Pic related is more accurate. On average we look somewhere between spaniards and moors

>>72519184
yeah tbf you're quite a diverse bunch, i sure some genuine whiteys. even saw a colombian ginger or two in guatape!

>>72519037
Looks extremely comfy

>>72519204
Yes. Gingers are quite rare here but they exist. I think the south american with the largest amount of gingers is Brazil or Argentina. Or Maybe Chile consideering they have the largest irish and scottish diapora in south America