MotD 2 ed.
cara
Burn the British to death. They can't commit such atrocities then act nice and plain.
>>72509609
how?
Hi. I'd like to book an appointment with the urologist. My name is Bertie. Bertie Bollock. Yes, with an I E. No, not Bullock. Bollock. Like the genital or the dagger. Bertram Bollock. Yes, and I live on, erm, Nadger Crescent. Nadger. Nad-jer. N a d g e r. Nadger Crescent. Er, 12. Postcode is BO08 1ES. My phone number is, you'd better take my mobile, it's 07725073581. Note I can't be called from let's say 10pm to 8am, as I'll usually be asleep. Neither can I be called from 9am to 7pm, as I work long hours every day at Dave's in Great Bumming. 8pm is my dinner time, and I'm typically having intercourse with my wife at 9pm, so you really don't have a chance. The problem? Er, my willy has started to shed. Yes, coming right off. Like a snake, or, or, a sharpened pencil. Very sharp indeed. My wife would know! Ha ha ha. Yes, it's a real stinker of a problemo. Thanks. Wonderful. Super. I'll be there! Thank you so much. Bye.
need a fuckin shit lads.
>>72509643
dedication
autism
boredom
you can pick however many you'd like
I NEED to marry this woman lads
me performing at the local county fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu0D6uG2OzU
>>72509686
How about none.
Find something else to do, play an instrument, learn to pain or something jesus
started splashing my face with cold water after showering and my skin has never looked or felt better
morning lads
>>72509732
>learn to pain
mastered it
>>72509695
bint wears too much makeup and looks proper gormless in her photos. bet she's fun though, the kind of a girl who attracts beta-orbiters
>>72509745
Buenos dias
>>72509745
get to work you fucking neet
watched Kong yesterday
don't even think there was an attempt. these types of films must be just for turning over a quick profit
BBBRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>>72509609
her face looks a bit chubby in this and i like it :)
VERY cute
>why yes, I AM socially liberal and fiscally conservative
>>72509756
Bizzare wisdom from a typo... huh
>>72509745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S
the gf
>>72509712
what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpocqJK9CBM
>>72509784
me in the white tanktop
>>72509787
>>72509765
currently enrolled at university of life
>>72509764
hello
>socially right and fiscally left
What do they call this?
how did faroe islands get all the mountains
imagine getting a flight and like 3 ferries for this view
NEED to get a life lads.
the 'f
Will is not a coat. Will is not a closet.
scared of going outside in case i get into some sort of confrontation
how often do people show at you or get angry? i went to asda 4 weeks ago and haven't left the house since because a car beeped at me in the car park
>>72509891
'u 'a 'y 'r?
i would marry lorde if she would just give me a chance
>>72509885
>picking the worst view
>durr faroe is shit
Hello Rasheed
>>72509881
Logical. Also centrist.
State your name cuz
>>72509926
i almost got run over by a bus while crossing a while back and have been scared shitless to cross a road ever since.
just been diagnosed with homosexuality
>>72509926
Literally never happens
When I cycle I get shouted at and harassed all the time though. I just ignore it
>>72509885
would much rather fly into Birmingham and admire the mosques there.
>>72509973
nigger
Stormzy innit blud
>having right wing and left wing views
>anywhere near the centre
You just occupy 2 spaces on the chart
britain has pretty bad scenery but then you look at places like the Netherlands and Britain looks like Canada in comparison
>>72509998
we have one funded by saddam hussain
>>72509973
Otto Eduard Leopold, Prince of Bismarck, Duke of Lauenburg
driving
>>72510051
this is 100% true though
>>72510051
ah yes you need to believe in god to have morals
who made this retarded comic
>>72509813
>>72509964
just give it back to norway already . not even svalbard is this bad
>>72509637
*smacks your arse*
one more wise crack like that and you'l get a right good and proper bumming young man
>>72509881
national socialism
>>72510045
bit rude
>>72509881
fascism
>>72510051
good on the little lad, hope he does it
birthday soon lads. kmn.
>>72509881
national bolshevism
>>72510148
ah.... ik ben appretiazeren der polder !!!!!!
>>72509439
Post your Birmingham folder
>>72510189
LOL SHE DIDN'T GET PAID
>>72510051
go big or go home. good on the little fella
yank please post the vocaroo folder
>>72510148
fuck off you clog wearing cunt
>>72510051
>Evolution does away with morals
that's just semantics
murdering your own tribe won't aid your survival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgpmFp2DViA
Literally me
>>72509885
Orkney is Flat, Shetland has hills, Faroe has mountains. It progresses as you go further North
>>72510189
fake
>>72510189
what thread was this from?
literally every zipperhead child is a qtp2t
>>72510120
without God what are morals?
no better than the law in this case.
however "God" is a very funny word in English and doesn't really represent the full breadth of what it means.
dont come to Barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporised.
>>72510291
ylyl probably
watched the national anthem
gave me a very uncomfortable feeling
>cyclists
Why act like they rule the road?
ooh aah
>>72510324
heh that was my post. glad you like it.
>>72510340
The taxi driver is acting illegally
If police was there he would be arrested immediately
Need to feel a big hairy spider scurry along the underside of my willy from the base right up to the tip lads
>work tomorrow
>>72510355
cantona
>>72510323
idiot. ask any buddhist
>>72510267
>murdering your own tribe won't aid your survival
depends on the situation really
>>72510340
because they have legally immunity from traffic violations
>>72510340
taxi was indicating and there was enough time for him to see it.
>>72510368
Why do you make retarded posts like this?
Are you literally 14?
>>72510368
Spider bit my nipple once
Got a pretty big holiday booked lads. Haven't had one in many a years.
>>72510379
>neet
hi neighbour x
what's the latest on milo yiannopolous lads?
>>72510426
Tell me all about it mate
Oh wait no don't, I don't care
>>72510427
Do you like being a NEET?
>>72510406
*in general
people occasionally get away with murder even today
which of gordon ramsays children do you fancy the most
for me, its megan
ALO
SALUT
any materialist fundamentalists ITT?
REMINDER
>>72510448
only recently became a NEET since i only recently finished college, but its kinda meh so far ngl.
>>72510445
heard he was a nonce
then i heard he wasn't one
then i heard conclusive evidence that he is, in fact, a nonce
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>72510468
sunt eu
un haiduc
>>72510468
ALo AAAAALO
>>72510446
Didn't ask for your gay opinion m8
>>72510445
he's a big gay rorke nonce
>reading the 'English Jews' wikipedia page
>loads of people I didn't know where Jews are Jews
>>72510457
>>72510468
good post.
>>72510468
sunt eu
un
haiduc
esmeralda
pocahontas
jasmine
chell
my childhood crushes
>>72510468
ahhh yes 2007
>>72510129
The Shetland Island Council are useless. That's all there is too it
reckon this is the most northern radio station in the world
http://www.kbrw.org/
>>72510484
Do you not want to go to university?
2005-2009 was the best period for the internet
not primitive, comfy and no normies at all
>>72510577
I'm a normie and was on the internet then
sipping on a can of orange tango
>>72510505
>>72510512
>>72510529
>>72510532
>>72510537
all good lads, have a (You), no please, i insist
Hallo
Haaaallo
Sunt eu
Picasso
business proposition: JFs stop acting like everyone under this flag is english
Ooo eee ooo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
>>72509986
love starting fights when people try and give me grief when im riding
hardly ever happens though
>>72510588
>normie
>posting on 4chan
hmm
Mass Effect Andromeda looks so shit
Bioware truly fucked it. So, so depressing. Think I'm done with gaming.
>>72510577
you must be a little boy
>>72510577
2001-2013 second best i believe
>>72510617
hello nigger
>>72510616
And you're a sad fucking obese 27 year old who sits on a fucking anime website his entire life
>>72510617
that doesn't make an ounce of sense
>>72510340
cager scum
>>72510569
nah, uni has always been a no for me. pretty much everyone i've spoken to who went has said it wasnt worth it, and they all work in next or some other non-uni job. the RAF have given me an apprenticeship offer as a technician which i took, so thats my next aim.
>>72510596
thanks hun x
I could heem any prepubescent boy wot gave it the big one
went on a trip with my family to London back in the 80s
wanted to share the home video with you lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgX6qlJEMc
>>72510533
gadget hackwrench
gosalyn mallard
calico briggs
car drivers are low IQ and retarded disabled creatures
>>72510613
>>72510613
yeah I was hyped about it when I knew nothing about it
now I don't really even want it and im a huge mass effect fan
will get it in a year or so when its on sale maybe
the ameridoodle gf
>>72510565
you into radio too, lad?
feeling a bit empty (not me stomach though)
>>72510643
1 out of 3 isn't bad, m8
Is this accurate?
>>72510679
Greater London
>>72509881
>fiscally left
an idiot
fuck off gamer runts
have no interests like me
drinking magners tonight lads
>tfw cheesy 90s/00s eurodance/pop is never coming back
it's all trap and ed sheeran from here lads
>>72510707
pretty much
>>72510613
Are you the same person that posts this everyday one here, lel?
I will give it a go, but am not impressed by the trailer. The ME trilogy was a great series and Bioware are always going to struggle meeting expectations after that.
>>72510405
for the Buddhist there isn't really the same distinction between Good and Evil as in the dualistic west.
being "good" is less about some moral law but rather to reduce suffering, for yourself personally and for the larger "Ego" with all things share with you.
something like murder brings shame, stress, dishonour, guilt, confusion, and so on as you become more intertwined with the karmic cycle.
now for someone who has achived detachment from such worried and from samsara I imagine these issues would not arise, but in that case why would such a person have a desire to commit murder at all? only in the case of dire need would someone without attachment even consider killing, because besides that what would he have to kill for?
>>72510707
Northerners are violent trash and filth descended from Irish peasants in the Victorian era. Yes they are extremely violent and seek to commit crime and destroy wherever they go
>>72510613
A cosplayer with no gaming experience was the lead facial animator for this game. I guess that sort of says it all
>this butthurt argentine
>>72502827
what a depressing place london is
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39323617
I could turn any 10 year old wasteman into paste
One axe kick and theyd dash their nose on the tarmac
I could suplex any number of children into kongdom come
>>72510682
I seen similar sign in Hong Kong
>>72510707
nah geordies are actually nice and friendly, people are just prejudice against them because of accent
t. scouser
literally every single city in the UK has a scummy, violent underclass element who live on lager and drugs
>>72509695
Phwoar post more
>>72510695
yeah
http://www.altaposten.no/org/?cx_cxp_support=no&cx_cxp_reason=blocker
>>72510649
Yeah, going to uni was probably pretty pointless for me too desu. Hope you enjoy tinkering with fighter jets and helping to bomb pakis :) x
has anything good EVER come out of hackney?
>>72510775
>non-white
dont care
>>72510766
Fake news.
>>72509895
whether it was pants or chicken, i was there for him
ah yes london, where african voodoo sacrifices
are just floating in the river
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_(murder_victim)
>>72510707
geordies are good lads, they have a very comfy accent as well imo
>>72510804
the best night of my life
>>72510814
rorkesheed
>>72510736
what are your interests m8
>>72510753
>you will never be on board this cool kids plane
Were O-Zone all gay?
>>72510804
hackney carriage aka birth of the taxi
>>72510765
VERY true
good post
>>72510787
hong kongs not the edge of the habitable world though so it's not as special
Business Idea: The Midlands Engine
Lines with black in middle are main lines
All other are branch lines
Should I rent my house to Poles or Pakis?
neocameralist formalism
>>72510804
15 CANS OF STELLA
>>72510787
took a photo of this exact sign
walked up there, cable car wasn't working
>>72510680
same
>>72510757
no not me.
ME3 still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth
>>72510766
and the rest...
>>72510815
I'll be honest, I can't tell what is and isn't fake news anymore
bicycucks BTFO
https://youtu.be/ZdDxjge5hmY
https://twitter.com/GordonRamsay/status/840713070901104645
savage
a powerhouse
for the north
>>72510863
shan't be looking at this
>>72510906
americans are low IQ filth also descended from Irish peasants
>>72510917
>Sorry Ian I think you where smashed whilst cooking it
>where
>>72510874
even Nick Land recognized how fragile this whole "alliance" is
the Transhumanists will throw the ethno-naitonalists under the bus if they get the chance.
>>72510932
A Uplands Dynamo perhaps?
The roast pork was a bit dry today but I didn't say anything to my mum.
I could probably heem up to 14 year olds
Beyond there they get too hard, they'd put me in the ground probably arse up to satisfy their filthy pubic urges and get away with it for being so called minors
if you drive a car your IQ is probably the same as a dogs, possibly even lower who knows
>>72510881
I walked there from lantau peak which I accidentally ended up climbing after blindly following google maps directions.
The day after I didn't leave my hotel. My legs never hurt so much, but it was worth it.
Pic related, from the peak.
>>72511010
I made her squeal like a hog
Could anyone recommend a fun film?
Just watched 13 assassins which was pretty great
>>72511013
shut up
*heems you*
the cornish gearbox
hmm
tfw to smart to drive
>>72510956
hope you get run over by some deano in an audi
>>72511032
kiss kiss bang bang
the nice guys
2nd one is on netflix
1st used to be, not sure if it still is
>bicycucks and cagers arguing like proles again
quiet runts, the busgod is trying to relax
>>72511016
that's why I did 82 in a 50, lost my licence, and have to take the train
>>72511074
Got anything more British in feel?
Business idea: A Boreal Energisation
>there is people in this thread who haven't copped that new Drizzy
alri virgins
>>72510956
My Grandad was once in the whaling and he used to say that the Americans he spoke to when he was in America would only ever admit to being of Irish decent or Scottish. Never English decent. Is this true?
>>72511086
>busgod
do you enjoy sitting next to fat pensioners
pretending I'm on the falklands
http://www.bfbs.com/radio/
i'm all set for entertainment 2bh
business idea: remove urban dictionary
>people who use public transport in north america
believe i have found something even lower than the northern english creature
>>72511086
>busses
sunshine calm down
car > train > bus >>>>>>>>> dick >>>>>>>>>>> bicycle
Uncle Phil, you got to kick that man's BUTT
Oh he beggin, he like 'oh philip banks, kick my butt'
got this as an ad on youtube lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CuSd218BG8
would you?
>>72511119
>there is people
>>72511098
erm snatch and lock stock
but you've probably seen both of those
rocknrolla is similar but just not as good, still alri though
four lions is very fun
doing no fap and taking loads of zinc
>>72510870
you should not
>>72511159
you know what, if I really had to I would
irish are good lads. not sure what went wrong in the victorian era
>>72511132
american forces net > british forces net
statement
>>72511159
click it? no
I was Remain pending reparations and now I'm soft Brexit pending decolonial justice
REMINDER
>>72511098
Sexy Beast
>>72511186
t. Paddy O'Doherty
>>72511153
Would rate it the same but recently returned from Japan so now train >>> nothing > car
>car is leaking coolant into the engine and zyklon gas is coming out the exhaust
sitting in traffic causes mental and physical illness
press the button on a pedestrian crossing you don't need to use and walk off. the cagers will sit staring at an empty crossing. their blood pressure will rise, their judgement will become impaired, you've shortened their lifespan long term and increased the odds of them crashing out of rage
>>72511209
i am the one making the irish peasant posts
where can I find a plain and average girl like this
business idea: give yourself (You)s
London is 100% Muslim
>>72511237
always press the button once i've finished crossing the road
ALWAYS :^)
>>72511248
any garden shop in southern england
>>72511237
Only if you have somewhere to go
Just been entrapped
>>72511237
i also twist the nob underneath the button so the red light lasts longer hehe
SS British Queen was the largest ship in the world from 1839 to 1840.
She was named in honor of Queen Victoria and owned by the British and American Steam Navigation Company.
SS British Queen was laid up in 1841 when British and American collapsed due to the loss of the SS President with all on board.
>>72511248
the bin
>>72511286
u wot
>>72511248
Not in Tesco
>>72509601
Suck my big dick britshits
>>72511248
girls like this would rather be a once-a-week fucktoy for an 8/10 chad with 5 other women on the go, than have a bf in her league
>>72511269
good post
really do quite like ireland, might do a visit soon
good lads
>>72511239
Oh
My mistake
But my family were Irish peasants so I'm bitter
>>72511269
Like this?
>>72511333
>>72511162
yeah, all great films
how about horror?
have watched both conjurings, wib, 6th sense, sinister, the thing, red dragon and the silence of the lambs
anyone else have really racist kids books n stuff when they were young?
i didn't think anything of it at the time, it was completely normal
but lots of the childrens books i had as kids used words like 'nigger' and 'uncivilized negroes' and stuff
but it was completely normal at the time, i remember reading that ten little niggers rhyme in school and the pictures in the book showed blacks in the same way that old disney cartoons used to do in the 40's (super black, big red lips, etc).
come to think of it, i also watched loads of the old tom and jerry cartoons from the 1940s and 1950s as a kid and they portrayed blacks in a pretty racist way
do NOT think kids nowadays have the same thing
(p.s: the tom and jerry cartoons that ran from 1940 to 1958 are the best pieces of animated tv in human history)
>>72511312
business idea: blitz london again
>>72511329
>>72511248
morrisons
4chan is a good example of the Daoist idea of freedom vs the traditional Liberal concept of it. we are forcibly stripped of our masks and allowed to act as we will, to be ourselves; but also governed by a code of law within which only is freedom possible.
we are not strictly controlled but neither are we ignored, in this way we are "free range" and only monitored with only occasional drastic action.
>>72511312
dresden.png
>>72511339
check out this badass film buff lads.
>>72511333
wew lad
>>72511312
statistically this poster is somalian
choon
http://radio.garden/live/georgetown/saint-fm-95-4/
up the st helena
>>72511362
GREAT post
please visit belfast
>>72511248
Looks like Peggy Olsen
>>72510753
>>72511312
*winks at you from across the bar*
>>72511312
you ruined my city levy
>>72511343
alri granddad
>>72511362
Why would anyone want to visit Belfast?
>>72511367
London was worse
>>72511339
I don't know anything about horror desu
always liked the hills have eyes (2006) bit of a slasher though
>>72511343
i had a golliwog
ireland, you say?
SS President was a British passenger liner that was the largest passenger ship in the world from 1840 to 1845.
She was lost at sea with all on board in March 1841.
The ship's owner, the British and American Steam Navigation Company, collapsed as a result of the disappearance.
She was overloaded with cargo to compensate for her roll. President was last seen the next day struggling in a gale.[1]
Queen Victoria asked that a special messenger be sent to her if there was news about the ship.
>>72511386
wait that was ascension
got chased by a cabbie once
violent animals I swear
>>72511388
my tvfu
>>72511406
I ask myself this question each time I see a bus of Asian tourists here.
>>72511312
Improvement desu
>>72511383
Nope
>>72511098
Long Good Friday is excellent
>>72511388
it's the grill from that bake show where the muslim wins
>>72511410
wrong
plus berlin got bombed more in like a month than england did in the entire war lmao
you got shat on and lost horrifically so you really don't have a leg to stand on nazi scum
>>72511438
They think they own the roads
>>72511380
had a bit of a tough crowd for that magic there
>>72511343
I had a stuffed toy golliwog and there were biscuits here called golliwogs which were literally same thing as the toy hahaha mental
>Suck my big dick britshits
>>72511405
did NOT grow up in britain
reckon britain's been touchy about racism for a lot longer than i've been alive
when i was a kid it was still normal to have those ten little niggers books for kids
>>72511376
well i have watched more, but those are what come to mind, was just hoping for a more out of the way suggestion
>giving the eternal hans (You)s
Is this kino lads?
>>72511435
http://radio.garden/live/sana-a/sam-fm/
yemem still has connection to broadcast somehow
SS Great Eastern was by far the largest ship ever built at the time of her 1858 launch, and had the capacity to carry 4,000 passengers from England to Australia without refuelling.
After repairs, she plied for several years as a passenger liner between Britain and North America before being converted to a cable-laying ship and laying the first lasting transatlantic telegraph cable in 1866.
giving the new drizzy a listen
this image enrages the fat idiot
Grandpa send me a long emotional letter because I'm going to Vietnam soon and he's worried about me
>>72511476
i was impressed x
>>72511523
doesnt top bet you kiss girls faggot desu
The gunman who attacked soldiers at Orly airport in Paris on Saturday had earlier told his father he had "screwed up" and wanted forgiveness.
Ziyed Ben Belgacem, 39, was killed after he put a gun to a soldier's head saying he wanted to "die for Allah".
>>72511489
Why are Albions so perfidious?
>>72511564
ahh yes nice and peaceful
>>72511386
wow this website is fucking crazy, what a time to be alive
>>72511554
>i like it when it looks like i shart in the mart the bike
who the fuck up??????????????/
>>72511547
dude I love bo selecta
>>72511564
are yes, the """religion""" of """peace"""
This came out 6 years ago.
TIME TO MOVE ON LADS
>>72511609
>>72511609
>>72511609
>>72511581
>>72511547
on track 5 and not a great fan so far
drake doing the london grime ting is cringe
>>72511543
>transatlantic telegraph cable
how
white people? REALLY
>are yes, the """religion""" of """peace"""
>>72511629
what a coward
woulda just demolished everyone there
NEW THREAD
>>72511609
>>72511609
>>72511609
>>72510762
oh, so there are still morals then? fucking idiot
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalonia_national_football_team
Christ, they had some good players. Mental thinking if my area (East Midlands) had a national team.
>>72511911
get a life you paki shit
>>72511312
https://youtu.be/gh-KWJWRjcI