/asean/

Rise and shine /asean/, it's time to wake and enjoy another day in our meaningless and futile life where the only solace is the sweet release of death.

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Have you prayed to your savior /asean/? The Bogdanoffs?

>>72506526
BECAUSE YOU DON'T LET THE PAPUANS FREE

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>72510550
>letting Papua "people" be free

>>72510550
Okay, this is obviously a b8, but I'll bite.
Are you the autist who always preach "free papua" on every thread?
Seriously, have you seen new guinea? You want us to give an absolute authority upon those backwards people?
Please, kys.

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cum all over you all hahaha

>>72511336
You want sum? Bring it on me

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>getting plowed by flipbong

>>72511934
Did both of you went to date and have a romantic dinner in garbage dump while enjoying delicious pagpag?

>>72512103
No. But he dumped his junk inside me. He is very rough

>>72512103
We dont eat pagpag dude

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>tfw monday relapse
i don't want to go to school :(

>>72513176
Peculiar, for that is contradictory of what /asean/ had left me to believe.

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>>72513250
Do an anonymous bomb threat. And have a long weekend

This general is too gay.

Reminder that Filipinas es latino

>>72513311
Its just a meme created by autistic tagalogs and bisayans.

>>72513369
Wtf?
Where is your leaf?

>>72513382
Quite an effort, to make a wiki page dedicated solely for an /asean/ meme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagpag

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>>72510822
>Seriously, have you seen new guinea? You want us to give an absolute authority upon
Yes, because of the right of peoples to self-determination
>those backwards people?
Is it the reason you let only one thousand Papuans on a million,vote about the future of their land?
>>72513424
He isn't mature yet

>>72514627
Also kind of ironic for an ex-colony

Time for sla- work! Get on it wageslaves!

>>72515123
Do you live in your parents's house?

>>72515452
Y-yyes

B

R

>>72516833
Japan

I

>>72516845
delete this

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>>72516845
DELET

Is this the deadest /asean/ thread ever? It's like 12 PM but the thread's already on page 9.

We should genocide papuan and dump all non-bumiputra in Nusantara into Papua. That will solve lot of thing.

Is it me, or are Dutdut and friends becoming more and more desperate everyday? It seems Marcos' stooges are doing everything they can to get rid of Leni, even trying to resort to impeachment. The problem is, even if Leni is impeached and removed from office, under the constitution, the president would then pick a replacement among the Senators, so Bongbong still won't become VP.

>>72519224
Dutiti and his cohorts are shook and paranoid

If they get rid of Leni there will be a revolution

Alvarez is a hack

>lunch
>somewhat active

Hmmmm

>>72519224
I dont think marcos is involved with this since the VP will still not be his. The whole resign leni started when dutdut allies got triggered with the video robredo sended to the UN which might cause investors to withdraw and cause the collapse of flip economy even more.

>>72519361
>If they get rid of Leni there will be a revolution
What kind? By him or against him?

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>>72519438
that's already well know even before she spoke out. almost everyone is telling us that

>marcos is involved with this since the VP
they are very active in social media

the lenileaks, Nagaleaks oh pls

Vietnamese are pretty based and are socially and culturally very much like the Japanese

>>72519438
>which might cause investors to withdraw and cause the collapse of flip economy even more.
I work at BSP, this is hilariously false.

Foreign investment dipped quadruple in just one week when El Meyor started bad mouthing the EU, UN, ICC, USA, etc. last year. Our index is currently at its lowest since the Erap days which was more than a decade ago and only because we are reeling with the after effects of the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis.

The fake news media implies that a strong US dollar is the cause of the rising peso but it isn't. The dollar was always strong (save for 2008-2010ish) and since our cunt isn't really 100% dependable on the US market (in reality its more like 30%-40%) all that inflation is caused because only risk takers are pouring their money here.

Fun fact: Did you know El Meyor had his DoF minion fire a highly esteemed and long-tenured executive just because the person insinuated that accepting all that soft loans and credit from China is going to turn our country into a debt cesspool trap like Sri Lanka and Cambodia?

>>72519551
So basically the Marcoses are still the masterminds?

>>72519671
>The fake news media implies that a strong US dollar is the cause of the rising peso but it isn't
If that's the case then why are all Asian/ASEAN currencies depreciating?

>>72519677
with this one in particular its so obvious

>>72519441
14 million voted for Leni

Do you think they'll accept her being forcefully removed because she hurt the current regime's feelings?

>>72519671
Also, why is Duts so close to China anyway? He seems so reluctant to criticize them, and his efforts to assert Philippine sovereignity sound half-hearted. Is there any truth to the rumors that he's a paid Chinese shill?

>>72519691
Are they really so desperate that they can't wait until 2022 for their next move? Or just accept that the people will never accept them or fully forgive them?

>>72519690
>If that's the case then why are all Asian/ASEAN currencies depreciating?
Domino effect, half of these countries are heavily reliant on Chinese economy and the latter is also getting hammered hard.

There's Japan too and it also hits us below the belt.

>>72519671
>Did you know El Meyor had his DoF minion fire a highly esteemed and long-tenured executive just because the person insinuated that accepting all that soft loans and credit from China is going to turn our country into a debt cesspool trap like Sri Lanka and Cambodia?


why are they trying to hide the obvious?

Given how the country's state seems to be heading south as the months pass, it is unreasonable to think that Duterte's days as president are numbered? For some odd reason I can't see him making it to 2022.

>>72519730
So basically, if the Chinese economy collapses, we're screwed?

Also, how come when P-Noy was in power, the militants would rally at the slightest problem at the LRT or MRT, and yet now they're silent when the MRT/LRT breaks down? I mean, they aren't even rallying at the apparently-defective trains we got from China.

>>72519690
>>72519671
double whammy of inherent peso weakness and US dollar strength has caused the peso to depreciate at a record pace.
Foreign outflows from Philippine stocks have further exacerbated this as foreign funds became jittery due to negative headlines. Unfortunately, the peso weakness caused stock prices to fall, bond yields to go up and credit default swaps to rise. As foreign funds see Philippine asset prices plunging across the board, they are prompted to reduce their exposure to the Philippines even more, causing the currency to depreciate further. Left unchecked, these moves in Philippine financial assets can cause a vicious cycle.

>>72519832
So essentially, if the economy collapses, it's his fault? Or would it be for reasons beyond his control?

>>72519778
Only rumors of health problems

>>72519866
Do those rumors have any basis?

>>72519729
>Also, why is Duts so close to China anyway? He seems so reluctant to criticize them, and his efforts to assert Philippine sovereignity sound half-hearted. Is there any truth to the rumors that he's a paid Chinese shill?
Chinks obviously gave him campaign contributions

There's also the fact that he wants Chinese money to turn Davao into Makati/BGC/Ortigas and develop Mindanao so he can cement his legacy

He doesn't care about our territorial spat

So what do the Duterte supporters online say about Benham Rise and the depreciating peso? Have they said anything about those?

>>72519778
Until the people rally and picket in the millions, the AFP won't move.

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Selamat siang

>>72519896
>POTA KAYO MAUNA SA SPRATLYS
>SIGE GIYERAHIN NIYO CHINA DITO LANG KAMI
>KAIBIGAN NATIN ANG CHINA, MGA TUTA KAYO NG AMERIKA

For some time I've been doing thought experiments.

Among them:
1. What would happen to Duterte after his term ends?
2. Who would be the most likely person to succeed him?
3. If he dies, how would his supporters react? What would be the effect on the country?
4. If he leaves office early though impeachment (unlikely) or resignation (more likely), what would happen to him afterwards?
5. Most importantly: once he's gone, what would happen to his supporters? Would "Duterte loyalists" be a thing 20-30 years from now?

>>72519917
I could see that happening if Lacsanas' allegations prove to be true, or if the economy collapses.

>Vietnam won't be considered a part of the Sinosphere anymore

Thanks /ASEAN/.

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w-where are you!?

>>72519932
Seriously? That's what they say? Are they that stupid/brainwashed? Or are you just joking?

>>72519729
>why is Duts so close to China anyway
loans and infra
if we anger china those trains might not happen

>>72519934
>4. If he leaves office early though impeachment (unlikely) or resignation (more likely), what would happen to him afterwards?
>resignation
(lol

Why would he resign?

The only way he'll be outed is through upheaval

Well, the results of the strawpoll last thread were surprising. Genuinely expected Memenose would win.

>>72519938
You're welcome

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>>72519945
Monkey see
Monkey do

>>72519989
>Why would he resign?
Health issues. Also, there are rumors that he would resign if Bongbong was VP (I think he even confirmed it, though given his reputation, you could take that statement with a grain of salt).

>>72519438
>The whole resign leni started when dutdut allies got triggered with the video robredo sended to the UN which might cause investors to withdraw and cause the collapse of flip economy even more.


oh pls, we all now its because she "attacked" their emperor
this is not even patriotic, patriotism means you love your country more than its leader

duterte himself has done more than enough to tarnish our image to the international community

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>>72519938
ASEAN will soon be part of Sinosphere though
>Growing Chinese in Indonesia
>Growing Chinese in Malaysia
>Philippines is now inviting China to cuck them
>Singapore is practically crypto CCP
>Cambodia is turning to China because free gibs
Are the chinks unstoppable?

>>72520078
>Singapore is practically crypto CCP
Until China gives those APCs back they are America's best friend

>>72520099
Their 50% Chinese voted for the police state, it gives them nostalgia of being under gommunism rule.

>>72520078
Don't worry Vietbros, we may have a thin-skinned communist despot but we are still on the side of freedom, burger and liberty.

In the meantime, open more McDonalds.

>>72519640
t.Nguyễn
We're still very poor, we shall not deny this lest we try to reflect the qualities we don't posses which might result in disappointment for everyone involved.

>>72520054
i'm reading memeleaks, it claims that rubberdoey met with mike pence, paul ryan and mitch mcconnell around the same time her province got rekt by the typhoon

its hilarious if true and would trigger the shit of fentanyl man and justify his hatred of her

>>72520078
Phew

>>72520078
We can stop them if we unite as one but noooooo, some if u just had to go wewuz or gibs me dat clay and shieet. Some ppl are soo entitled

>>72520078
>Are the chinks unstoppable?
Unless we have several trillion dollars annual revenue we are just slowing them down.

>>72520679
>We can stop them
But those discounted chink warships man, very very cheap!
http://thediplomat.com/2017/02/malaysias-new-china-warship-deal-promises-and-prospects/

Xhina is ______

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Hello fellow asians whatcha doin

Hebrews 12:4-13
Al khaf 46
Al Khaf 64
Al Ana'am 151

>>72520915
Lurking 4chan.

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dub decide which one should i strike first

>>72521583
seoul

>>72521610
re roll

>>72521621
rerereroll

>>72521583
dejeon

Alice _ Mami

>>72521583
what game is this

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Where do i get asian bf

>>72522143
Go to Vladivostok. There might be a few there. If not, from there, take the next plane to Sapporo.

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>>72522143

>>72522167
Can i find someone like pic >>72522143
related?

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>>72522228
No, but if you go to Sapporo, there's a chance you might meet pic related. Seriously, she lives there.

>>72522116
wargemmu

>>72522242
>go to Japan
>waste it on Hokkaido
>wanting mutt-looking Japs
>not going to Kyoto, Niigata and Akita to help repopulate Japan

>>72522308
But Hokkaido is comfy. I've never been there but from what I've seen and read, it's a nice place to be in, especially if you like snow.

Also:
>implying she looks like a mutt

captcha: Select all images that match the label: snowplow.

>>72522308
>Kyoto
if you want to see a place full of white turbocuck tourists then go ahead.

>>72520078
Don't forget they are building more construction projects with Laos and are even planning a railway thing soon.

>>72521583
Pyongyang

>>72522642
that will be a long way sir

>tfw have a dream of fucking my asean gf in her ass
how do I get her to try it?

Fucking normie office mates want me to change my pepe workstation background. FUCK YOU NORMIES RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!

>>72520835
>buying cheap dicounted goods
We will lose the war when the cannons get jammed and blow the whole ship

Speaking of Semitism, almost all ASEAN countries (except Burma) recognize Palestine and Israel is recognized by 7 out of 10 ASEANs (exceptions are Malaysia, Indonesia and Brunei).
That leaves Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Singapore and the Philippines recognizing both states.

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>tfw my lecturer use meme to explaining things

this is too degenerate, wat to do lads?

>>72523055
What kinds of memes?

>>72523055
tell her to use rule 34

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>>72523072
dead memes, like this

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>>72522710
Average age of the navy ships are nearing 40, any more and they gonna sink/burn/dock queen.
With the navy's 15 to 5 programme to fix Mahathir's logistic screw up there are not much supplier available and the only country that can shart out ships is either Korea or China.
Jibby needs to find as much as 18 Littoral Mission ships and you can bet Opposition will be going corruption REEE if he picked the more expensive korean ones regardless of quality.
Remember how he got hounded by opposition about Eurocopter cost vs Brazil Eurocopter despite Brazil paying lower cost because its built locally and only a transport variant compared to our search and rescue variant.
Its either cheap ships or no patrols at all.
What would you do if you are in his shoes?
Throw away neutrality and ask Uncle Sam?

>>72523137
I never heard of that meme.

>>72523011
ok teacher

>>72523148
>>72523148
maybe you're too young son

>>72523165
Just checked and it's a Tumblr meme, of course I wouldn't have heard of it.

Invest in Laos.

Mineral deposits will be discovered soon.

>>72523243
Don't believe the Vietnamese commies' lies however, they do everything to harass Laos in just about every aspects, from the exploitation of minerals to land grabbing given to its dear neighbors and make Laos act like a province than a real country imitating everything Vietnam does. Why is the current Lao government so corrupt as a result?

>>72523243
Laos isn't real mang..

>>72523306
Thanks for the (You).
I was waiting for that.

Btw, I'll give you some info. Indochina nations (well probably the whole asean to an extent) will face a crisis in the final quarter of the year.

>What kind?
Hehe, that s-e-c-r-e-t

>>72523352
Yeah I see it as a province of Vietnam, it already lost its independence since 1975 and when Lao-Vietnamese Friendship Treaty of 1977 happened, it made matters worse. The Lao commie government is totally illegitimate (a puppet of Vietnam), the only way Laos could be revived as an actually peaceful, independant and democratic constitutional monarchy like it used to be before 1975 is if Vorachith and his cliqué should be murdered and have Lao People's Revolutionary Party dissolved.

indon love tiongkok

>>72523243
That's what they said about Afghanistan and nobody went mining yet.
>>72523306
Nobody sits in the golden triangle and avoid corruption from drug monies.

>>72523456
NEIN

>>72523458
>Nobody sits in the golden triangle and avoid corruption from drug monies.
Laos currently is trying to cut off corruption and they already arrested a bunch of drug kings in the process. The real problem is that they tend to deny things they actually do and pretend that the things they never care is something that they want to pour effort into it.

>>72523548
Try putting duterte in the golden triangle and he will have a turkey shoot with druggies.

>>72520078
>Growing Chinese in Malaysia
Except it's the Malays who are having like ten kids while the Chinese all flee to Australia and UK

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>>72523548
You are back :3

>>72523631
I don't think the Lao government will care about it either way even if they wanted to. Laos is just a soulless province controlled by Vietnam disguised as an independent country where nearly everything is controlled by the communist Vietnamese. If it isn't for the North Vietnamese invasion that occurred on it during the Vietnam War, then the Kingdom of Laos would at least have a chance to actually tackle on corruption and try to solve problems related to the Golden Triangle peacefully.

>>72523712
Welcome back too! [spoiler]Dat table sex though.[/spoiler]

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>>72523631
>Dutdut in a Huey with M-60 playing Wagner
That would be quite a spectacle.

>>72523548
Seem like a laos cause

>>72523732
But I never left...

Also, where's the table sex?

>>72523782
Pretty much. Back in the day in the Cold War, Laos used to be one of the most democratic countries in Southeast Asia however the level of freedom is downgraded to anocracy during 1960 as a result of internal conflict and continuous invasion by North Vietnam and its puppet party Pathet Lao. Despite that, it was pretty honest when it comes to politics and acknowledged that there are many problems they wish to tackle issues on. Too bad the Pathet Lao seized power from the kingdom in 1975 and these Vietnamese-backed bastards do everything to ruin Laos and behave like dogs when it comes to follow after its close communist ally.

show me your penis

>>72523677
>are having like ten kids
Nice meme Blake.

>>72523631
>pick a plant that grows naturally
>shot

What the fuck

>>72523677
but if they don't make lots of kids there will be less jihadist to export

>>72523893
Oh my 0////0

>>72523755
too bad most huey will crash nowadays

>>72506526
arrr rook same

>>72524024
They killed the father of Jeanette Tagal

>>72523962
The Lao government even reduce the cultivation of opium at the expense of some ethnic minorities who relied on its cultivation traditionally. Worse, it is used as a justification the resettlement of those indigeneous tribes to lowland Lao areas where they are under pressure to adopt ethnic Lao languages and practices.

>>72523888
That's what all commies do best.

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>>72524024
A Venom would do, just remove the pod at the nose and recolour it.

>>72524168
Yeah the Pathet Lao is only good when it comes to terribly exploit Lao land and sent it to its close allies for the purpose of "development" projects and I say that loosely. It is used as an excuse to harass ethnic minorities (the number of which is the largest in SEA) and make them adopt the same traditions and everyday culture as the dominant ethnic Lao. They are also forbidden of speaking their own languages at schools too.

They generally do not respect their own constitution and stated principles at all and arrest even the non-political people such as Sombath Somphone. The Lao government is even known to hate the word "human rights" and even "rights" in general and there's no existing human rights institution (national or not) in the country at the moment, that's one of the biggest problems.

>>72524290
Since you are a Laoboo, do you know anything about Laotian cuisine?

what for dindin?

>>72524422
Dhck embryo

>>72524422
pizza, but then again i improve the shit

>>72520078
>Malay family have 5-6 children
>while Chink family is fleeing to Australia and have 3 children

>>72524422
don't have enough money for that

>>72524418
I know a little but I don't taste it yet. There are green papaya salad (also popular in Thailand)and larb, I'm going to try that later.
I also knew that Dairy Queen is available in the country too.

I don't know how spreading is the anime culture but since Laotians tend to often watch Thai stations for the purpose of news and entertainment moreso than the local ones I assume so.

The problem is that the anime culture is subject to scrutiny by Communist countries even when its content is censored (as in the case of Re:Zero when aired in China); in PRC they are already banning 38 anime out of thousands right now since 2015.

>>72524567
Expected to a commie country. God I miss Democratic Republic of China and Chiang Kai-shek

>>72524418
>roasted tarantula marinated on its venom and spices
>crunchy fruit snack with a hint of diptera larvae(squashed) and boiled periplaneta
>ice cold tropical shake blended with millipede juice
>live jungle king cobra (with rice)

>>72524769
If not for the communist establishment in 1949 and the subsequent famine and Cultural Revolution, China would be more successful and will remain a developed country.

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>>72524785
Interesting. I am starting to like it. Food here is boring as fuck

>>72524567
I guess it is sort of like Thai cuisine then, which is nice, though it is actually boring if you have it here in Britain ;-;

Given the country's status as under a sort of authoritarian rule, whatever anime culture would exist would be rather small, unless it is China then it is actually normal to the point they will make their own ripoffs.

I did rather shamefully enjoyed Cupid's Chocolate, which is at least not entirely a ripoff, just a Chinese take on romance harem which is generic overall

>>72524993
Cupid best girl

>>72524993
>whatever anime culture would exist would be rather small, unless it is China then it is actually normal to the point they will make their own ripoffs.

The better solution is that communist countries should air Chinese-made anime on television, that way would be more comfortable for them than airing Japanese anime.

>>72525065
I agree

>>72525103
I think the chinese actually make their own animes for the reason of making it easier to keep the anime lovers in line. Though the problem is that one way or another the people will get what they want from Japan, usually through bootleg, online or torrent. I nearly got into trouble for torrenting when I was at uni halls

>>72524785
Seems like Australian fine dining.

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Ex-NEET here. Tanggap na ba ako sa trabaho kapag hinahanapan na ako ng requirements? Um-OK na ako sa interview both from HR and manager, and then hinahanapan na lang ako ng SSS, Philheallth. Alam mo na? Pati yung urinalysis, mga ganon ganon?

>>72525439
to continue, ang dami ko na kasing inapplyan at meron pa rin akong mga schedule bukas for interviews. Ewan ko ba kung tutuloy pa ako.

>>72525439
Is he making fun of us?

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>>72525439
>>72525505
pokpok pakantot

>>72520078
>Growing Chinese in Indonesia
wat

>>72525610
fuck off malaychan. I am serious here. I'm tired of just wanking all day

>>72513540
you're ignoring the fact that there are enough filipinos out there that do not need to eat leftovers for these squatters to get their resources from

Do filipinos eat pagpag?
no
why should poor people be considered part of the country when they don't even have a contribute anything
as far as everyone's concerned,they're just there

the question should be: do poor people eat pagpag?
yes they do

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>>72525594
no,he's getting a job

>>72525610
Yuck no thanks. Pokpok girls might have AIDS. I rather want a high class escort.

>>72525795
A blowjob from me

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>>72525795
>>72525886
Answer me faglets! When they ask the requirements from you and you survived the interview, did you finally win?

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>>72525915
is anon your mahal?

https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-03-20/gsc-movies-streams-english-subtitled-trailer-for-kizumonogatari-iii-film/.113643

Am I retarded or did we never get the first two films

>>72525967
No. You are

>>72526010
but why?
you already have anon

>>72525962
pretty much, some problems can come from for example: health complications, or NBI Clearance, but if you don't, then you're good to go.

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Let's play a game

Post your country in one picture, /asean/ edition

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>tfw will watch SAO movie alone

>>72525962
Different companies have different procedures. But in my friends case its the same to you. When he passed the interview he was asked to take the requirements and after that he's employed.

>>72526048
Which anon? You?

>>72526068
I don't want to play your game anon. Stop being disgusting.

>>72526055
>>72526095

THANK YOU. I just wanted some confirmation even from some anon from 4chen. I did good at the interview, no major spilt pasta fuckups or whatsoever even with the written test, but I just really can't believe I lucked out on my second job interview. +2 years of NEETDOM, goodbye! I'm in the business/accounting field.

>>72526089
nothing wrong with that
i watch movie alone on my laptop

>>72526120
dont forget to put your fav hentai at your office desk

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>>72526068

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Where do you get your news /asean/?
Mainstream news outlets or DUTERTENEWS.XYZ.COM and blogsites?

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You see this in your IocaI discotheque.
Wat do?

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>>72526098
the anon that wanted a job

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>>72526210
leave because places like that are very noises and you cannot hear yourself think

>>72526216
It's ok, you can be my mahal :3

midterms is sure fun

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>>72526246
noisy*

>>72526200
flipchan4 dot me

>>72526246
How uppity. I bet you onIy eat in maIIs, huh faggot?

>>72526178
will display TexMex if I don't get fired within a week

>>72526120
Wait let me ask. Did you apply to a main branch or a subsidiary? Because my friend is working in a subsidiary company. He was first interviewed in the subsidiary company and then to the main company. And when that was done he was told to get the requirements.

>>72526200
Nope.
Ignorance is a bliss.

>>72526200
Good for you :) how's your level of autism as of March 20, 2017?

>>72526200
Reading newspaper and 8pm tv news.

>>72526200
Here

>>72526146
I'll watch it on cinema though.

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>>72526298
no because a group of people will see me eat alone then ask me to share the table then eat while trying hard not to look at them then I'll have to tell them "I'll be going now" when I'm done eating then shuffle away

>>72526200
/pol/'s redpills are more than enough for me.

>>72526433
You will sit next to a cute girl who is also watching it alone.

>>72526441
You could eat with me :3

>>72526525
is it quiet there?

>>72526328
I applied to a corporation whose only location of their building is in QC and nowhere else. No other branches whatsoever displayed on yellow pages and even in their own website. Obviously, I'm not yet an employee because I have yet to submit my pea-sized shit to the doctor for evaluation and so inside info about shares and if they are actually close to mergers or being someone else's subsidiary is unknown to me, but I absolutely wasn't referred to any other place. The interview with a few people were straightforward and quick. They told me I will be trained (again, never referring me to other places) and then the salary suited for a newcomer.

>>72526589
Yes. But it will be noisy with you and me

>>72526200
Newspapers (usually Inquirer or Star), and Google News. If it's anime news then ANN or Crunchyroll.

>>72525962
nope

wait until you sign the 3 months contract(lel)

>>72526659
I'm applying as a graduate whose course is on par with law and doctoral not as an SM cashier

>>72526608
Well then I think you hit the jackpot. Good luck :D

>>72526609
is the food at least good?

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>>72526959
Hehehe you'll find out soon enough

>>72526441
kek fucking weirdo

there is a autistic looking guy in my workplace who his mom is also his co-worker

most of the time he eats alone in the cafeteria

>>72527081
Ugh the loli power

>>72526441
Its like don't gib pity on me Normies I'll shoot you.

>>72527130
You will feel my power soon enough

S

I

L

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IT ENDS HERE INDO

>>72527470
>t. keling babi

>>72527470
Fuck you, keling.

>>72526068
>tfw no qt hijab malaxian gf

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>>72527470
malingsia

>>72527616
> tfw no chink princess gf

chinese malaysian is the best qt

>>72527470
hey that's my line!

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drain my cum~~

indog trash robbed and kidnapped a chinese malaysian woman, ling ling, in johor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkmkqDO5nRs

fucking indog

>>72527933
Are you a girl(male)?

>>72527933
Bend over

>>72527979
i'm male (male), I have a special someone i'm looking for to do the job

>>72527968
he'll be killed there by the authority there, r-right ?

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>>72528003
>i'm male (male)
Not girl(male). Very Shameful, Sad.

>>72528003
I will help you by cumming in your ass

>>72528100
nty I need a tight qt malaysian-chinese to dominate

>>72528140
why don't go to nipland instead ?

>>72510822
>Dutch East Indies talking about being backwards

>>72528197
*puke*

Gotta make some puns in ASEAN names (not very good at it so I'll leave blank for some):

Brunei: Bruhnei
Cambodia: Cumbodia
Indonesia: Indognesiah
Laos: Luhos
Malaysia: Malingsia
Myanmar/Burma: ?
Philippines: Sillypenis
Singapore: Singapure
Thailand: ?
Vietnam: ?

i find it interesting that indon is totally okay or accustomed with transvestites but extremely hates gays

>>72528367
Indonesia: Nusantara Raya
Laos: Shithole
Burma: Poorma
Singapore: Singapoor
Thailand: Trannyland
Vietnam: Gooks, Charlies, Congs
The rest are spot on.

>>72528471
>Laos: Shithole
Not a very original name. It should be written as "Lah-hole".

>>72528367
Laos means something that has gone out of style here

>>72528367
>Philippines: Sillypenis
Feelypenis too

>>72528553
More like Failpenis amirite?

>>72528496
>Laos
How about Chaos, because it is the best description for that communist failed state.

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>>72528587

>>72528681
Also good description. Nearly everything Laos does are bottom of the barrel-tier compared to other ASEAN states and yet the reason why it became such a failed state is because of indoctrinated Viet Minh ideology into Pathet Lao and most aspects (from economy to politics and even society) are pretty much controlled by the Vietnamese too.

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>>72528367
indognesia
indianesia

thaidsland

malingsia

>>72528367
Brunei: Brunei
Cambodia: China
Indonesia: Indognesial
Laos: Vietnam
Malaysia: Malingsial
Myanmar/Burma: China
Philippines: Sillypenis
Singapore: Singapoor
Thailand: Trampland
Vietnam: China

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>tagalog TV news
>famous Mexican boxer got defeated by a Filipino ex-garbage collector
>ex-maid passed on the PMA examination
>autistic child, now a painter
>
Where's the professionalism?

>>72528367
Malaysia?
More like Myfriendsiya

>>72528757
Is there any successful French colony? Or France is like inverse Midas because almost every land they colonize turned out to be third world shit hole.

>SAO subtitles are literal walls of text
why didn't we just make English the national language again? worked for singapoors.

>>72528367
>This is good puns in France
I hope you perish in the next attack, which is soon enough. God's wiII it.

>>72528943
Algérie is pretty decent i think.

>>72526200
BBC for world news
malaysiakini and free malaysia today for local

Laos sure is pretty much designed as the North Korea of Southeast Asia. Besides being a puppet of Vietnam pretending to be an independant state, it featured a very secretive political spectrum and closed society and human rights is the worst in the region.

By kidnapping even someone not political like Sombath Somphone (http://www.rfa.org/english/commentaries/search-09102013160046.html) and harassing the ethnic minorities (the number of such is the largest in SEA), there's no better way to overthrow the current communist regime other than a violent revolution that could perhaps even kill the president and his close allies (which I find would be a good thing to me). Once the government overthrowing is done, it should return to being a democratic kingdom like it used to be before 1975.

>>72528849
Do you want more ejk news?

Or some austrialian sex offender in davao or cebu news?

>>72529007
France is dying now and we'll see another revolution imo indoanon

>>72529005
Singapoor English aren't even English, they have chink-ish accent and tendency to mix Malay and English words.

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>>72528367
>france-chan is back

>>72528757
Are the Vietnamese really that evil?

>>72529040
Morocco, Lebanon and Tunisia are also alright, but yeah it is hard to find a good former French colony with good economy. Gabon is the closest I can think of in that it has one of the highest nominal GDPs in Africa but it is still poor.

>>72529080
Ah, Misaofan!
Where you've been? We miss you!
.
.
.
What? Sunbath? Who the fuck is Sunbath!

>>72528757
So commie Vietnam didn't just fucked up south Vietnam but also Cambodia and Laos?

>>72529161
Those countries were already civilized before your Foreign Legion came.

>>72529120
No but the Viet Minh communists are. Sure Vietnam often tend to invade its neighbours back in the Middle Ages but the evil Viet Minh during Cold War founded Indochinese Communist Party whose goal is to implement communism through French Indochina. Communist Vietnam isn't only responsable for annexing Cambodia in 1979 by creating a puppet republic of their own, they're currently annexing Laos by shoehorning most of their ideal aspects into it and make the country lose its independence in favor of complete submission to Vietnam.

>>72529161
Gabon is meme, 90% of the wealth is in the hand of 1%, believe me, it is even more extreme than in our socialist paradise.

But the examples you puted above are pretty good.

>>72529274
True that. Especially Laos.

>>72528849
There are many types of news
The first 2 actually sounds intresting without being celeb tier

Better than some fucking bullshit leaks or distabilization batshit plot you'd see on the internet

>>72529291
The funny thing is that there're almost no commie in Vietnam lul.

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>>72529095
>Do you want more ejk news?
yes

>Or some austrialian sex offender
>http://www.sunstar.com(.ph)/cebu/local-news/2017/03/11/cebu-plans-additional-requirements-for-foreigners-to-enter-cebu-island-624521
Gee, good luck.

>>72529301
Is the ruling elites in Vietnam are like in Animal Farm?

>>72529171
>Who the fuck is Sunbath!
Serious response: He's a civil society leader known for his socio-economical and agricultural reforms in the country in that he encouraged the legitimate poverty alleviation. While apolitical, his participatory rural appraisal (PRA) techniques works from the bottom up, instead of from the top down. Pushing the PRA likely put Sombath on a collision course with Lao communist government, whose hallmark is central planning and socio-economic plans.

Just before his abduction Sombath is one of the driving forces of the 9th Asia-Europe People's Forum in 2012. He challenged the massive land deals the government negotiated that left thousands of rural Laos homeless with little compensation. The deals sparked rare popular protests in Laos, where political speech is tightly controlled.

>>72529459
So pseudo-communism? It and Laos featured some of the fastest-growing economies in the region yet are still poor when compared to jugglenauts like Thailand and Singapore. Laos' economy in practice also is the worst.

>>72529291
Whew. For a moment I thought I am contributing to the ongoing oppression of minorities by buying pho from vietnamese restaurants.

I never knew Vietnam had a historic attitude of invading its neighbors. Come to think about it, the only thing I know about the Indochinese countries are the Vietnam war, Vietnamese communism and Theravada Buddhism

>>72529466
Yes, but not as much, because the government still often jail some high officials for corruption and shietz.

>>72529578
Interesting, what is the relation between your county and PRC or any other communist states?

>>72529633
They portral North Korea as evil facists, they show that China is greedy big guy who want the sea, and Laos and Cuba are cool guys.

>>72529750
>North Korea as evil facists
Meanwhile Laos has close relations with this country and both have very closed societies (especially politics).

>>72529578
>often jail some high officials for corruption and shietz
Good for your country. Ours is just for show.

Politicians be like:
>Yay, we got bad guys high five!
>Justice served!
FUCK YOU BITCHES ITS OVER WHEN EVERY ONE OF YOU ARE DEAD.

>>72529750
And their opinion towards fellow ASEAN?

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Time will come, Myanmar will be 10 steps ahead of us.

>>72529827
Wasn't Failpenis regarded as the most democratic country in ASEAN? Or is this just a meme?

>>72529847
Good neighbors whom we should trade more with.

>>72529461
My bad its koreans lol

http://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/tag/human-trafficking

>>72529892
Myanmar grew slowly better lately, it just needs to pay more attention to the roadmap to democracy more and resolve problems with all the ethnic minorities (especially Rohingya).

Meanwhile Laos never changes, the only way it will return being a democratic monarchy is to be resolved through coup or war and let president Vorachith and his fellow comrades getting publicly executed with rifle grenades and have their bodies exploded.

>>72529291
To be fair Pol Pot did went full psycho and killed 1/6 of the entire country.
Nobody is gonna sit around and take in hordes of refugees from genocide next door.

>>72529979
>My bad its koreans lol
>implying it's just the koreans

>>72529903
>the most democratic country in ASEAN?
I guess so because the elites are running the circus.

>>72530004
Suu Kyi doesn't seem to be too concerned about the boat people. She probably wouldn't even do anything to make their lives better as to not trigger the apolitical powerhouse of the Buddhist monks

jembut

>>72530133
If she was a President than a State Counsellor she may had chance but at the moment she's like a poor man's Mandela.

kontol

sange nonton bokep

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>>72527110
>kek fucking weirdo
>says the retard who posts on 4chan everyday That's not funny dude.

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>>72530221
control it

>>72530178
ຜົມ ຂະໂມມ

>>72530221
ອະໄວຍະວະ

>>72530264
ການສັງເກດເບິ່ງ ຫນັງເອັກ

>>72530075
Koreans seems to be the top pimps there right now

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/03/19/mocked-by-many-but-bomohs-like-self-styled-bomoh-king-of-the-world-have-appeal/

F

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>>72529903
Also one of the most dangerous countries for journalists.

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>>72526441
when someone ask me to share table i usually told them I'm waiting for someone while eating slowly before leaving.
I don't really care if i'm eating alone nowadays

>>72530334
kontol it

>>72530208
She is the symbol of democracy for Myanmar, at least as painted by the media. But given how parliaments tend to work and all the bureaucratic mess she probably have to go through, change would be slow, and slower for the boat people

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>>72530364
>Koreans seems to be the top pimps there right now
>Koreans
>top pimps
Hahahaha! You're so hilarious.

>>72530370
Wow, they actually beat Russia. Good fucking job lads.

ASEANfags, what do you think of Lao People's Revolutionary Party? If yes, then what do you think of President Vorachith that have been in power since last year?

>>72530365
>self-styled Bomoh King of the World
What the hell is this supposed to mean?

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>>72530221

>>72530449
And buyers lol its like world war 2 again

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>>72530376
the place is full and they got kids or bf,how can I say no?

>>72530496
explain to me what's recently happening in Laos and how do you follow it?

>>72530496
They are opening up to South Korea and recently Japan so might as well wait and see. I doubt the party will be content being left out compared to their neighbours.
>>72530510
He literally calls himself world shaman king.

>>72530584
tell them life is hard, please understand i got a pregnant wife and a pregnant mistress
also i have 5 son that i need to feed because #YOLO #SWAG #TEAMNOCONDOM

>>72530640
>They are opening up to South Korea and recently Japan so might as well wait and see. I doubt the party will be content being left out compared to their neighbours.

Probably not something I'm talking about. Here's the story about Lao People's Revolutionary Party on Wikipedia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lao_People%27s_Revolutionary_Party

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>>72530720
>>72530720
>>72530720

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